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Logen: You have to pretend to be stronger than you are in order to deal with assholes. Jezal: Is that what you do? Logen: Oh no, my strength is no illusion. I'll fucking destroy you.

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I posted 7,929 times in 2021

400 posts created (5%)

7529 posts reblogged (95%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 18.8 posts.

I added 3,190 tags in 2021

#the first law - 749 posts

#joe abercrombie - 460 posts

#the age of madness - 384 posts

#discworld - 324 posts

#aubreyad - 262 posts

#gnu terry pratchett - 261 posts

#tflicq - 249 posts

#leo dan brock - 195 posts

#frozen - 154 posts

#dresden files - 152 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#whereas the ones with thousands of reviews i gotta trawl through to get a general impression and a lot of one star reviews are also bullshit

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

'Must I put on silk stockings?'

'Certainly, you must put on silk stockings. And do show a leg, my dear chap: we shall be late, without you spread a little more canvas.'

'You are always in such a hurry,' said Stephen peevishly, groping among his possessions. A Montpelier snake glided out with a dry rustling sound and traversed the room in a series of extraordinarily elegant curves, its head held up some eighteen inches above the ground.

'Oh, oh, oh,' cried Jack, leaping on to a chair. 'A snake!'

'Will these do?' asked Stephen. 'They have a hole in them.'

'Is it poisonous?'

'Extremely so. I daresay it will attack you, directly. I have very little doubt of it. Was I to put my silk stockings over my worsted stockings, sure the hole would not show: but then, I should stifle with heat. Do not you find it uncommonly hot?'

'Oh, it must be two fathoms long. Tell me, is it really poisonous? On your oath now?'

'If you thrust your hand down its throat as far as it's back teeth you may meet a little venom; but not otherwise. Malpolon monspessulanus is a very innocent serpent. I think of carrying a dozen aboard, for the rats — ah, if only I had more time, and if it were not for this foolish, illiberal persecution of reptiles... What a pitiful figure you do cut upon that chair, to be sure. Barney, Barney, buck or doe, Has kept me out of Channel Row,' he sang to the serpent; and, deaf as an adder though it was, it looked happily into his face while he carried it away.

— Master and Commander by Patrick O'Brian

134 notes • Posted 2021-10-23 18:30:02 GMT

#4

Dune, aka I Want That Twink Obliterated: The Movie

206 notes • Posted 2021-10-24 22:22:49 GMT

#3

"When I am old I shall wear midnight, she'd decided. But, for now, she'd had enough of the darkness."

— A Hat Full of Sky by Terry Pratchett

Classic Terry Pratchett. It must have been almost a decade since I read A Hat Full of Sky for the first time, but only now have I learned about the poem Warning by the English poet Jenny Joseph, that begins "When I am old I shall wear purple."

I am sure Pratchett was referencing the poem (lbr he was always referencing something), and like Joseph's poem Tiffany Aching's story is all about growing up, responsibility, young vs old, and stepping outside the norm.

I just love how Discworld enriches the experience of other literature and vice versa. I feel glad to know that there are still references in the series I've yet to understand. They are a constant encouragement to read new books and learn new things.

212 notes • Posted 2021-07-14 13:44:46 GMT

#2

Because nothing says "free speech" like government intervention.

258 notes • Posted 2021-02-16 10:08:24 GMT

#1

With all due respect (which is none)

4019 notes • Posted 2021-05-26 20:57:19 GMT

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Glokta: What doesn't kill you makes you adopt a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humour.

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Glokta: Incredibly empathetic of me not to skin you alive btw.

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Calder dragging a screaming toddler across a field: He's mine, I'm not stealing him. If I was gonna take one, it wouldn't be this asshole.

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Shivers: Alcohol is cool, but have you ever had someone genuinely care about you?

Cosca:

Shivers: Me neither, pass the bottle.

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Jezal: Bayaz wants to kill me, I know it.

Glokta: If Bayaz wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already, your body would never be found, and he'd never be convicted.

Jezal: You understand how that doesn't make me feel better, right?

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Leo: Wtf am I gonna go to therapy for??? So I can pay money just for some bitch to tell me I'm gay? To find out I'm gay and in the closet? To help me discover that deep down I'm a gay ass homosexual man? Lmao pass. Miss me with that shit. I'm straight. I am straight

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Judge: Babe, your behaviour was...,. not iconic! We have no choice but to cancel you.. to death, babe.

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Logen: Honestly, you're doing a lot better than I expected.

Jezal: It feels like all I managed to do is… not die.

Logen: And believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.

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Logen: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Bayaz: As King of the Union, if you have any suggestions for the betterment of society, feel free to put them in this suggestion box.

Jezal: That's a trash can.

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Jezal: No I do NOT want to see manmade horrors beyond my comprehension, I want to have a nice time with my friends.

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Black Dow: We have the element of surprise!

The Dogman: Exactly. Not even we know what we’re doing.

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Savine: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Leo: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him.

Savine: That's not better!

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Savine: If Isher jumped of a bridge, would you do it too?

Leo: Of course not.

Leo: I would have jumped first. I'm a leader not a follower.