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Orso: I'm not rotting in my bedroom I'm a princess locked in a castle.

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Savine: Feeling cute today.

Savine: Might commit acts of hubris.

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Monza: What doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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Dow: Calder, are you going you mind your own business or must I really give you a piece of my mind?

Calder: Well, I couldn’t take the last piece.

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Leo: Wtf am I gonna go to therapy for??? So I can pay money just for some bitch to tell me I'm gay? To find out I'm gay and in the closet? To help me discover that deep down I'm a gay ass homosexual man? Lmao pass. Miss me with that shit. I'm straight. I am straight

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Hildi: Orso just told me that he can't wait to be king so he can wear his pajamas all day and eat junk food.

Hildi: I don't know how to break it to him that what he just described is called depression.

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Logen: Honestly, you're doing a lot better than I expected.

Jezal: It feels like all I managed to do is… not die.

Logen: And believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.

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Shivers: Alcohol is cool, but have you ever had someone genuinely care about you?

Cosca:

Shivers: Me neither, pass the bottle.

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Leo: Who else here thought Jurand was my boyfriend?

Leo: Jurand put your hand down.

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Glokta: You have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says “vengeance”

Pike:

Glokta:

Pike: You don’t remember me, do you?

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Black Dow: We have the element of surprise!

The Dogman: Exactly. Not even we know what we’re doing.

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Savine: If Isher jumped of a bridge, would you do it too?

Leo: Of course not.

Leo: I would have jumped first. I'm a leader not a follower.

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Savine: I’m limited edition. I’m unique. No other copies!

Vick: Thank God.

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Scale: Stour is at that special age when a boy has only one thing on his mind.

Calder: Girls?

Stour: Homicide.

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Whirrun: Say this with me. Manifest it. Make it real. “I am not harmed by swords or axes.” Say that out loud. Remember it. The only thing that's stopping you is your own head. Never stop grinding.

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Gorst: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free… starting right now.

Finree: I think you’re cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex and don’t think of anybody but your damn self.

Gorst: But I—

Finree: But what? I still have 22 seconds and I’m not done.

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Temple: I like your new pants!

Shy: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Temple: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Shy: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Temple: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Shy: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Temple.