You know what if when Ganondorf ate the stone the goddess or whoever doles out the magic stones was like “no, you know what, you’re going in time out” and turned him into a little guy too small to hold all that rage bc he couldn’t play nice
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I was about to go and have sleep, when a devine inspiration hit my mind
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He doesn’t want to remember. He doesn’t respect the memories, he doesn’t value what they taught him, and he doesn’t want anyone else to either.
He doesn’t want anyone to look back stand say, “remember what we came from”, “young people will never truly understand”, “don’t forget your history.” He keeps his eyes open, he shakes the shiver from his body, he says, “forget, forget, forget.” He doesn’t want revenge, he barely wants justice. He wants it to never had come to that. He want it to never had happened.
What does he say when they ask him how he survived on the streets as a young boy? “Aristred, how did you make it out?” “Human decency,” skipping over seven years of hell to remember one lasting kindness. Because he refuses to remember what no one, no matter how evil they are, should have to go through. Because that never should have happened and the only lesson to be learned from looking at it is, Don’t be like them.
“This is an important part of our history,” people say. Important in that is destroyed who you could have been and forced you to remake a person from rot and ashes. Not in that it created gems, not in that it influenced culture, not in that it taught us to value what we have. It was pain. That’s all it was. And he won’t let it be anything but that.
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before lbh came back to the human realm he asked mobei why he kept the most pathetic sopping wet peak lord about. mbj casually "oh sometimes i ask him things and it literally changes reality." what. mobei what. no seriously what the fuck do you mean. what do you mean he changes reality. what are you talking about. are you serious. are you fucking with him rn fr "he cant change people though" WHY WOULD YOU GET HIS HOPES UP THEN "i believe qinghua calls it a 'power move'."
THE WAY I CAN SEE MOBEI JUST CASUALLY SAYING HE LIKES HAVING A GOD AT HIS SIDE
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Kaz: Alright, so now that the plan is in motion, let’s move.
The other Crows, having no idea what plan is in motion nor where Kaz has been the last 24 full hours:
(under his breath)
kaz: no. no, you may not.
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@jewel-flamingo Both!
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"Both of you, faithless fools who would dare to take up arms against the king of earth and sky!"
The words "Zonai Ganondorf" entered my head and I haven't been sane since. Perhaps in the Zonai version of the legend, the warlord "Gannon" sought after the secret stones, and the incarnation of Hylia draconified herself to stop him alongside the Ancient Hero.
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