#the death generator

[foone]

Added a new generator to the Death Generator: The Nokia 3410! This was a request by Kitsune86, who wanted a Nokia 3310 but this was the best I could do for now. If I can find the appropriate emulators, I will be adding a 3310 or a 3210 later.

You can also generate just the screen, in case you don't want a giant image.

[ryu-n-senpai2001]

another death generator thing

this time, with yu-gi-oh

[mmoxie]

made a little something using @foone's new website and the audio from a tiktok so devastating that @prokage and i did an entire podcast about it

[mckesson]

The death generator (source)

[lurkingcake]

Made with The Death Generator

[anx13ty-astr0naut]

[bynux]

One more from the Death Generator

[neccturtle]

feel free to use these if you want, credit would be very very appreciated tho!!

This is the greatest thing ever

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[demilypyro]

[foone]

I know this is a bit silly, but will you ever add the "It is now safe to turn off your computer." screen from Windows 95 to deathgenerator?

Also the new gallery view is nice, but I think there should be a button near the top of it to go back to the old name view.

Probably not. That screen is... weird. It's not actually a text engine, it's a bitmap, and a strangely composed one too (the aspect ratio is all wrong because of technical reasons) and the font is a hand-tweaked version of the base font. It's just not a great choice, sorry.

And yeah. The gallery kinda got hacked in last-moment as a replacement for a complete navigation overhaul that had dragged on for way too long, so I skipped on elements.

You can always click into a specific generator and then click "Show other generators", which'll give you a complete text list, like how it used to work.

[ditto-the-alien]

Yes, exactly. which is why I suggest using The Death Generator to make memes with a link back to this post, then post them everywhere. we need to all work together to bring back what was lost. Update: most of them do not support : or /. sorry everyone

I know it's been talked about before but I still don't think it's been emphasized how *fucked* today's internet experience is for children. I didn't know what the word "discourse" was when I was 8, or 10, or even 13. I was too busy playing the nigh-limitless amount of flash games out there on the internet and making sure my neopets were fed. Like I cannot stress enough that if I had free time on the computer, 9 times out of 10 I could go and play a jaunty little game someone had whipped up and put out there for no other reason than that creating games was awesome and easy to do. Or go to some page that existed just to collect memes; you see back then there were more than 4 sites, and you didn't need accounts to visit them. I didn't get targeted ads. I wasn't exposed to any sort of political ideology. I spent a lot of time on the computer but no one site monopolized my time or tried to fucking manipulate me into using it more. The internet was for more than one thing back then, and honestly I don't think enough people realize how much has been stolen from us.

[ryu-n-senpai2001]

even more death generator

this time with dbz legacy of goku 2

[ciderjacks]

dad issues

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(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)

[mckesson]

The Death generator

[elbiotipo]

Count Dooku: The Republic is corrupt and undemocratic, and the Jedi are elitist and out of touch, they have opressed us for far too long!

Separatist: I agree! We need to make a new path, down with the Republic, we'll join you!

Count Dooku: Good choice my friend! Welcome to the Dark Side of the Force. My name is Darth Tyrannus. You can join me at the Star Destroyer Malevolence with my friend, General Grievous.

Separatist: wh

Separatist: why are you called like that