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bixels · 1 month ago
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In the past, people in the Animal Crossing community would make fun of Tom Nook as a sleazy landlord. Since then, he's really rehabilitated his image as this 'heart of gold' businessman (he's the one who puts bells and furniture in trees for you to find! he adopted orphans! he donates to charity!), but New Horizons genuinely paints the most devious version of him.
He's successfully privatized settler colonialism: you pay HIM to move to a "deserted island" (which apparently the oceans in the AC world are just full of) and start a colony that he is directly invested in. At best he's running a weird vacation package scam (you arrive on the island with no money and in debt for "using his services"). At worst, he's using you to set up company towns. For god's sake, he literally has his own fake currency that he forces you to use to pay off your debt. But don't worry, he's repackaged it in a way that definitely doesn't sound like an MLM scam: the Nook Mileage Program!
You're no longer just his tenant or his temporary part-timer, you're his business lackey. The entire tutorial section of the game has you spending actual weeks running around completing tasks and doing hard labor to set up his colony. You're even tasked with preparing his properties and finding buyers for them. No, you aren't a tenant anymore. You work for the landlord. You are directly responsible for finding tenants for him. And he doesn't even fucking pay you. Not for setting up town hall and museum, or his nephew's shop –– which is the ONLY store on the entire island that sells necessities –– or bringing KK Slider to town, or helping populate his town. Not a single cent. No, actually, you have to pay HIM to BUY infrastructure like bridges and stairs and park benches. And all the while, he's telling you're the "resident representative"; you get to call the shots! That the reward is the community's progress. That what you're doing is in everyone's best interest (but most importantly, his).
Since NH's release, people have done a lot of legwork to say that Tom Nook isn't a capitalist while the game shows him at his very worst. He owns the only general store in town. You're forced to use a phone that he modified and branded as his own. Buy Nook-branded furniture and merchandise at the self-serve kiosk in the town hall, a governmental building! There's no conflict of interest here!
But hey, if you're tired of being the landlord/business mogul's goon, you can also find work as a deluxe resort home designer for a company that also pays you in their special company currency that can only be used to buy their products instead of a real salary! Because that's what the Animal Crossing franchise needs! More vacation homes!!!
#this is a really long winded way to say i really really really really hate new horizon's storyline and player role#i really hate that not only your house but the entire TOWN. the whole COMMUNITY you're a part of is owed to tom nook's business#i really hate the “vacation getaway package” angle because it shows just how commercialized the entire premise of nh is#and how lost the game is in its original core concept#animal crossing is about the experience of moving to a new town and becoming a part of that community#just to compare: all past ac games have a similar opening#you're on a bus or train or taxi to someplace new. a stranger strikes up a conversation and you get to know them before arriving#new horizons opens with you at customer service desk filling out an client application before a flight.#in prev games working for nook in the tutorial is meant to be demeaning. you want it to be over with so you can actually start living life#but in new horizons working for tom nook IS your life. and it's so rewarding! don't you feel rewarded?#you aren't a person. you aren't a new neighbor. you're tom nook's client. and then his unpaid employee. and the game insists it's fun to be#that's how void the game is#because it's bad enough that a rpg life sim got turned into a sandbox game where you have to build the town yourself#but the only reason why you're building it is because the landlord who you're in debt to TOLD you to build it.#everything is a rewards program! everything is a tour service! be sure to do your daily tasks to earn nook bucks to spend on nook merch!#that really sucks imo.#i mean. the entire game is based around the vacationing industry. of course it all feels fake and temporary. it's only a vacation.#long post#rant#not art#god the fact that your starter villagers can't even decide where to live you have to decide for them#i've never played a game that does the opposite of handholding#where instead it's the PLAYER who has to handhold the npcs through everything. and newsflash!! it's really exhausting and boring
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omotte · 3 months ago
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MALE TATTOO #1
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MALE TATTOO #1
Credits: omotte
EM-AM-YM-TM
Non recolourable
Find in ACCESSORY - SOCKS
Everyday, Formal, Sleepwear, Swimwear, Athletic, Career, Outewear, Not valid for random
|| DOWNLOAD - SFS or BOOSTY (always free) ||
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serial-unaliver · 27 days ago
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love when delivery customers specify "no substitution" for like, an ear of corn. i'm curious what you thought I could possibly substitute that with
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blueskittlesart · 21 days ago
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i know we love the usps here but oh my god these bitches are getting on my last nerve
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teeny-tiny-revenge · 4 months ago
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I've been meaning to make this post for months now but hey, here is. Some of you may remember I made DVDs of OFMD a while ago. I rambled extensively about it here.
Quick refresher or in case you haven't seen them:
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They have disc menues that play Gnossienne Number 5 and have individual episode pictures. Also there's sleeves and discs labels!
Why am I telling you this (again)? Well, I happen to have all the files you need to start your own basement pirate DVD manufacturing career on a burner Google Drive. So if you too wanted to have DVDs of our beautiful show on your shelf at home, you could download the files, grab a DVD writer drive and a bunch of empty DVDs and get right to burning them. No particular skill needed because the files are done and ready to go at a click. There's also a bit of a how-to on there that I hope is helpful for those confused. Piracy ho, friends!
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peonypyxels · 4 months ago
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i girl bossed just the right amount tonight & learned how to make loading screens
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studyblr-perhaps · 3 months ago
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20/08/24 || Tuesday
Happy belated Rakshabandhan to the ones who celebrate! (For the ones who don't know what it is, its a festival when sisters tie an ornamental band on brothers wrists in exchange for protection. Now it's symbolic and we tie the bands in exchange for gifts lmfao). I got a watch as a gift from my cousin brother!!! At the perfect time too, cause I forgot both my watches at home while coming back to uni.
My thesis work is finally moving a bit and it's equally daunting as is exciting. I'm looking forward to the coming year haha.
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papermonkeyism · 1 month ago
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There's a new candidate for my favourite customer ever.
Someone had bought a dog jacket (uh-oh) with fleece lining (oh no), not a small dog either, so plenty of fabric real estate (*sweats nervously*). The product bag had been opened, and while it was folded pretty neatly, it was folded differently from how we do it, and all the... sleeves? Pant legs? had the velcro attachments adjusted for a smaller limb size than the default, so it had been taken out and tried on.
However, upon examining it, I only found one (1) singular dog hair on it.
So whoever had bought it and returned it (reason given was "too big") had brushed any loose hairs their dog might have shed in it before sending it back, and saved me a whole lot of blood sweat and tears and probably like fifteen minutes of work.
That's such a rare thing to happen!
So nice. Thank you, random dog owning person for your kindness.
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carsthatnevermadeitetc · 6 months ago
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Mugen Honda Civic Type R Concept, 2016. Displayed at the Tokyo Auto Salon, a prototype with the Mugen carbon fibre aerodynamic package available for the 9th generation Civic (5th generation Type R). The only mechanical modification was the fitment of a single exhaust pipe.
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bogkeep · 7 days ago
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so so sick of every courier service that's not just Regular Local Mail. why do they make everything so difficult and complicated all the time auuggghhggg
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battiegutz · 4 months ago
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YAYAYAYAY GOT MY LPS BASES !!!!! already started on one, not gonna start on any others until i finish her jus in case i make mistakes lol.. anyway heres th bases, the wip, and the design i drew today that i didnt intend to be an lps custom but oh well lol
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omotte · 4 months ago
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Panama EA For Toddler 4TO3
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These are not my meshes all credits to EA;
TODDLER PANAMA
Credits: EA
Toddler (ta-tm)
Work with Hat Sliders from aWT
0,7k poligons
CAS Thumbnail
2 recolourable channels
14 presets (non-recolourable)
Everyday, Formal, Sleepwear, Not valid for random
|| DOWNLOAD - SFS or BOOSTY (always free) ||
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sunburstsandmoonshadows · 5 months ago
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as someone who was paid in bank orders by the small family store when i was a teen, i was delighted by rekha making it canon that usha just hands the money out to them in a vaguely illegal feeling way. too real. bless small businesses run by people who never seem to remember that there are easier ways to pay people
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deoidesign · 4 months ago
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Guys you're not gonna believe this. The books are wrong again
At least this time I didn't even get half of them and half of what I did get was damaged...? So I only have another 70 books to deal with... This time they're soft touch......
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I've got so many of book 2 it's not even funny
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cringeborg · 1 year ago
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1820s to 1840s Evening Wear - 2 suits
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Two little edits of that one beloved Vampires suit, with three things in common: Wide hips, a slightly higher collar, and the same swatches.
From the 1820s until the mid-1830s, the fashionable silhouette for men's clothing was wide hips, a slender waist and full shoulders. This look was generally achieved through padding, corseting, and most of all, tailoring.
In the latter half of the 1830s, this silhouette began to change. The shoulders became sloped, and a "pigeon-breasted" look became more fashionable. Hips were still just as wide and the waist just as narrow. The 1840s look was, of course, also usually achieved through unnatural means.
Basically: V1 is this 1820s to mid-1830s look, and V2 is the mid-1830s to 1840s look. V1 has puffy sleeves while V2 has sloped shoulders. V2 also has a slightly fuller chest.
Swatch 1-48: Tie and vest in white, suit in many different colors.
Swatch 49-60: Suit in black, tie in white, vest in various colors.
Swatch 61-65: Suit in black, tie in black, vest in a few different colors. These are intended to be mourning swatches.
Both are BGC!
Both have the same 65 swatches
All LODs (except LOD3 which refused to cooperate with me, so it's the LOD3 of the original vampires suit)
Found in the Sets category
Appropriately tagged and disabled for random
Display index by decade
Download .zip (SFS)
Alt download (Mediafire)
V1 in swatches 1, 12 and 64:
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V2 in swatches 38, 59 and 62:
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Side views and back views:
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librarisxng · 1 month ago
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the crumbl sydney pop up scam is so wild like you’re telling me a group of people thought it was a good idea to fly to los angeles or hawaii to purchase 700 cookies, bring them back to australia, and sell them for $17.50 per piece on a trestle table?
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