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this moment was so cute!?

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Hello I’m doing Curl Watch on Bluesky but tumblr is my home forever so here is Curl Watch for the new year

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eddddd 🥲

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I really wish Izzy would learn an insult other than "twat" but given how he's visibly bursting at the seams to call Lucius, Stede, and Ed faggots every few minutes I'm also kind of glad that's the best he's got

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🖤💜

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tiny little guy alert!

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lovely day to remember izzy hands is dead <3

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If there's one interpretation of the start of season 2 that I just don't get, it's the suggestion that Ed LITERALLY "tortured" the crew. It just does not make sense.

This comes from Jim saying, while they're giving Ed a hard time during his public YouTuber apology in s2e5, that Ed made the crew FEEL tortured. The exact lines are Ed says "maybe I've made some of you feel somewhat -" and Jim butts in with "murdered? shot? tortured? anxious? on-edge?" No murdering happened and the "shot" is obviously referring to Ed shooting Izzy, but it could not be more obvious that "tortured" is not literal, it's in the same vein as "anxious" and "on-edge."

I don't doubt Jim's being truthful about feeling tortured. But Ed actually torturing the crew would be so incredibly out of character and such a massive step away from the rest of his behavior during his kraken spiral (which mostly looked like running the crew ragged, being a shitty boss, and making sure they got cake, never anything physical) that it would not be relegated to a single word while Jim is giving Ed a hard time here. It would be a bigger deal and require set-up to tell us why Ed is physically harming the crew.

I think the only real justification for this argument, honestly, is to un-exceptionalize Ed cutting off Izzy's toes and shooting him, and that just doesn't work. Trying to use it as justification for "oh Ed's just an insane abusive monster and Izzy and the rest of the crew are helpless victims" doesn't work, because Ed is never shown lifting a finger against anyone other than Izzy, and his violence towards Izzy is extremely reactive. Ed would never have done those things to anyone other than Izzy, because Izzy is the person who said "you better watch your step if you don't perform Blackbeard to my standards." Ed is literally just giving him what he wants, maybe he shouldn't have decided to threaten Ed's life for fagging it up too much and he'd still have all his toes 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Best boyfriends and co-captains Ed and Stede as Calvin and Hobbes, for the lovely @ourflagmeansqueerpirates who participated in the @adoptourcrew charity pride event 🌈

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OFMD is a damn good queer romance.

It contains more queerness than every other show I'd watched prior to March 2022 combined. It has one of exactly two fictional romantic relationships I've ever been ride or die for. Ed and Stede have incredible chemistry throughout and no other actors could have played them with the same genuine fondness and playfulness.

It's not flawless -- nothing is -- but it's good. I love it. I never want to settle for less again.

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the thing about stede is he needs plans and goals and structure. if he doesn't have an achievable goal set in his mind he goes berserk. and he's spent his whole life feeling trapped and aimless and hated it. and the thing about ed is he just wants to vibe. he's not without his high strung tendencies and maybe he has to learn how to relax but all he wants to do is chillax and vibe. he's spent his whole life making plans and having goals and he's sick of it. he doesn't wanna make any more plans. however he spends the day chilling and vibing is good for him.

basically stede needs side quests. ed needs to start giving him side quests. once stede has side quests he'll be much more content. look at how useful he's being! look at how he achieved his goal! look at how he's gone out and had a day!! meanwhile ed took a nap in a hammock with a pineapple coconut drink resting on his tummy in the shade and when stede gets home with new curtains for the living room window and a daring story he's like "good job, babe, wow!" and it's amazing because for once in his life ed didn't have to do everything and for once in his life stede actually did something.

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Oh, thank you, the results are weird and hilarious!

I am unsure what the message here is going to be, but look I get a planet and a computer chip and a power drill. And what is this vehicle?!? 😂😂😂

Gonna tag (no pressure !) @ofmdee @tulipseason and whoever else wants to collect completely random pics that are somehow related to their (nick/screen/whatever) name.

pinterest tag game

rules: go to pinterest, search "your name + core", post six pictures and tag six people <3

thank you @squintclover for the tag 💋 love how it turned out!

passing the tag to @blakbonnet @bizarrelittlemew @homicidal-lingonberry @huffle-ego @innocentzinnia @sburator 🫶

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David Jenkins Christmas Special Part 3

Read Part 1 over here

Read Part 2 over here

Source: David Jenkins Bsky

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After his undies in the snow shenanigans, Ed has been convinced to put on pants and a sweater and a scarf and woolly hat to be safe and went back to his favourite winter pastime of creating an army of snowmen around the house. And who does he find on a bench by the corner of their garden? A frozen blue Swede! Cheated him into a warm jacket, but better safe than sorry, quick, come along silly Swede, you need to warm back up!

Ed invited him into the garden hot tub as the closest warm thing around. Gotta keep him talking a bit so that he stays in it for a while before running off again on his own...

There we are, a normal coloured Swede! (Maybe everyone will now learn why we put on appropriate warm clothes when we go outside in the snow, eh, Ed?)

Stede missed on all the drama and is happy to have a guest lol. (He also put on a warm coat all on his own! Good job Stede. Please educate your friend about weather safety. Then again, you also aren't really qualified...)

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"A cishet person must have made this, no queer person would ever portray queerness in this way."

"This artist must be white."

"No SA victim would ever handle the subject in this way."

"No woman would ever write women like this."

"This creator is obviously neurotypical. Everyone with autism/ADHD/depression understands-"

Nope.

People who make these blanket statements are very frequently proven wrong when the creator comes out as a member of that group. And even when they aren't proven wrong, even in cases where the creator isn't from the group in question, actual members of the group who don't fit whatever arbitrary criteria are being expressed will see these statements and feel excluded and erased.

Not everyone in your group is going to share your experiences. No single individual gets to personally decide what does or doesn't count as a "valid" expression of trauma or being part of a particular group, and creators are also not obligated to out themselves in order to "prove" their validity.

If something doesn't resonate with you, all that means is that it doesn't resonate with you. You don't have to like it. But you don't get to decide what it means to someone else.

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Today with Sim!Ed and Stede: it's still winter, there is snow outside. They are having breakfast, in pretty lingerie (which is one item in each of their rotation of sleepwear and they coincidentally both wore it last night). Normal breakfast business happens, which means a bit of breakfast eating and lots of flirting and blowing kisses in front of the pancakes. Breakfast is over, Stede does the dishes, Ed decides to take out the trash. In his cute undies. While it is freezing. Stede, in the one minute it took him to do the dishes, decides that he misses Ed and went outside to find him. Also in his undies. Now they are chatting each other up in their front lawn by the trashcan wearing corsets and lace stockings. Guys please go back inside you'll freeze your little asses off. 😂