#the coming of Arthur part one
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the composers waltz: leyendecker advert study
#unfortunately this is me coming out as an arkayne enjoyer.#i just think the obsession a mad god has for an ant that could be so easily crushed beneath his heel is attractive#no one look at me.#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#kayne#kayne malevolent#john malevolent#<— he’s here in spirit. and he refuses to take part in this dance lmao#kayne fanart#arthur lester fanart#art#artist on tumblr#digital art#digital painting#malevolent fanart
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potentially hot take but this is a pet peeve of mine
#listen. anyone can write whatever they want and idc I don’t have to engage with it. all power to them!!!!#it’s not even an automatic click-off for me or anything#i just… why. I don’t get it#like… that’s literally one of THE most iconic traits of the entire character. of the entire concept of the SHOW even#and you’re just gonna??? get rid of it??? hello????? the entire basis that John and Arthur’s relationship is made from????????#really????????? possibly the most tender part of their relationship???????#you don’t wanna write fluff about John reading him books and describing things and guiding him????? really?????????#it’s just so boring to me. I don’t understand the appeal#like yeah obviously Arthur as himself would definitely prefer to get his sight back#but as a concept like….#something ab the whole ‘happy ending = the disabled character gets ‘fixed’’ thing just leaves a bad taste in my mouth#why do u have to fix them. why cant they just be disabled. do you think people can’t be happy and be disabled???#idk maybe it’s not that deep. and still I don’t really care that much#it’s just the vibes. I don’t vibe with it.#and I’m sure there’s some actual annoying as hell discourse in the fandom ab it which I have zero interest in engaging in#but I had to have my little petty bitch moment#bc blind Arthur is everything to me. ESPECIALLY in a jarthur context.#anyways thank u for coming to my Ted talk#malevolent#arthur lester#if anyone wants me to tag this as smth Iemme know
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Mergana AU : Morgana is saved from Sarrum by Merlin and Arthur
#mergana#merlinedit#merlinedits#bbc merlin#bbc morgana#bbc arthur#bbc gaius#colin morgan#katie mcgrath#bradley james#tv: merlin#mine#mergana au#mmau#i planned a part 2 for this one#where Sarrum comes to camelot and merlin has to keep morgana hidden#but she leaves and go back to her hovel#merlin goes back to her#it took me a week to finish this#couldn't find scenes with just merlin and gwen in s5#if you guys find a typo please tell me to fix it
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me: "Wow, The Green Knight (2021) dir. David Lowery, starring Dev Patel is such a breathtaking classical epic. It's so richly portrayed in its fantastical and character study elements. The dynamic between Gawain and the Knight, plus the pseudo-throuple chemistry of him and the 'Lord and Lady' is so well done. Gawain seeing the ruinous vision of where cowardice and pure self-preservation would lead him as opposed to a dignified ending (so he thinks it will be) and being a fellow of honor and a kept word was incredibly powerful. What a marvel of storytelling. If the movie is this good, I can only imagine how great the original poem must be!"
The original Sir Gawain and the Green Knight: This poem is 99.99% descriptions of feasting, pretty armor, and how great wonderful hot awesome virtuous beloved Gawain is. Also how utterly jacked and virile and sexy and green the Green Knight is. No it will not explain how or why an explicitly pagan Fae-coded forest entity is a devout Christian, ditto his wife and castle staff. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, enjoy this spontaneous rant at the end where Gawain blames his and all other great men's ills on falling for evil icky women wiles--directly after being told by the Green Knight that his wife was working under the Knight's orders to tempt and test Gawain in the first place. Green Knight and his lady are still DTF and let Gawain crash with them though, xoxo
#guess what I just finished reading#this is one of those few instances where I unequivocally enjoy the adaptation more than the original as an actual Story#I know this is all part of the larger tapestry of the King Arthur legends and folks have rightly pointed out#how the movie mucked around with the family connections and all#but coming from the view of just someone looking to enjoy a good narrative#I really believe Lowery's version has more meat and coherence than Anonymous Poet's original; much as I enjoyed the core of it#anyway#apologies to any Arthuriana fans out there#sir gawain and the green knight#the green knight
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#cillian murphy#peaky blinders#tommy shelby#thomas shelby#is he a tommy or a thomas#i'm going to go Alfie on this and say he's a Thomas#tw: gun#tw: gun violence#tw: violence#the way his cheekbones cast their own shadows tho bro#not to get fake deep here but like#this scene was a commentary on so many things#his respect for horses -who were historically war animals#killing a horse is killing a part of himself#and the foreshadowing when arthur comes with news about michael straight after this#as the horse is buried#SO MANY LAYERS IN THIS ONE SCENE
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kitty and merthur parallels bc i'm sad pt.1 (beware of spoilers!)
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#guys fear not although merthur will (like kitty) spend a long time apart#they will meet again and declare their love as true#but yeah this was hella long and i still have a part 2 coming (not even kidding right now) i'm sorry if that's annoying :(#but also there were just SO many amazing parallels and i really wanted to make a master post and include as many as i could#i hope this first part was pretty fun to read (and not too depressing although we know it probably was)#this actually took me ages to make so i hope u enjoyed it at least somewhat... *shy*#part 2 will be coming tomorrow bc i dont want my blog to just be one big thread rn :'))#BUT if u (like me) miss kitty like mad then PLEASE watch bbc's merlin and bask in all the similarities between these two iconic couples#kit herondale#ty blackthorn#kit x ty#kitty#arthur pendragon#merlin#arthur x merlin#merthur#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#merlin bbc#tda#twp#tsc
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I am rotating Arthur Lester inside my head so fast.
In Part 31 Arthur admits to not love Bella, describing their relationship as wrong.
We know Bella is a religious woman, her dad is a Freemason after all. In fiction, religion is often linked to purity, absolution and unconditional love and acceptance. Hence, we can deduce that Arthur saw Bella’s love as boundless, forgiving, pure and absolute in his regards… And he felt deep down that it was wrong, that he didn’t deserve it and shouldn’t have even been offered it in the first place.
However, if we go back to Part 28, we have this scene:
Where we find that Arthur is fully ready to accept (dying and) a whole eternity of torture and damnation in the Dark World, as long as his (one and only) friend will meet him there.
It’s insane that he cannot conceive of someone genuinely and unconditionally loving him, but is certain that the only form of affection he deserves must be woven in punishment or suffering.
I think it makes everything about him slowly learning to accept Oscar (a clergyman)’s friendship a whole lot more significant… and makes it a whole lot more painful how he presented it as an offering for the King in Yellow to take away and erase from his memories in Part 40.
#finished season 4 today and I’m a wreck. i am shattered and inconsolable#this is how I decide to cope#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#bella saltzman#Oscar (malevolent)#malevolent part 28#malevolent part 31#no you dont understannnnd you dont understand how much arthur and oscar's frienship is important to me#they were just starting to rely on one another and were willing to help each other unconditionally within 48 hours of meeting#i need oscar to come back please. and also noel#please these four characters have such an interesting dynamic and are integral to each others development please
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War Crimes is a weird story with some ideas I hate and some I love, but the part that keeps sticking in my head is how weirdly fixated Leslie and Bruce are on Stephanie's daughter?
I guess this kinda makes sense, but how did Leslie even find the kid? How does she even know Steph had a child?
And than Bruce swoops in with this:
And I get Bruce is projecting, but also Stephanie is not that child's parent. Like, sure, she cares about her daughter in an abstract sense, on her death bed she did ask Batman to make sure she was okay, but the baby has no idea who Stephanie is and likely will never even know that she died.
It feels like the writers are telling us that Steph dying wasn't enough of a tragedy on it's own. That a 16 year old girl dying a truly horrible death wasn't enough, it's sad because Stephanie's unnamed daughter will never get the chance to known her. Leslie can never make it up to said unnamed daughter.
They never actually talked about Stephanie outside of abstracts either. Leslie talks about why she did it, Bruce talks about why she shouldn't have, but neither says a word about who Stephanie Brown even was. They don't talk about how the world lost something without her in it, or comment on how much good she could have still done, or how she didn't deserve to die. The only one in the whole story line that tried to do that was Crystal, but even after she tells Batman off for it he turns around and has this conversation with Leslie in which he doesn't talk about Steph. He only talks about her child, and how it wasn't fair to take Steph away from them. Never once do they say it wasn't fair to let Stephanie die simply because she deserved to live.
#i also have feelings about the Arthur brown plotline here#and how Crystal is the only one who actually gives a damn about Steph in this story line#and also how literally nothing changed so Leslie let Steph die for nothing#but this is the part I keep coming back to#oh well guess it's time to go write a reverse robins red hood steph au because I need her to be so incredibly angry about this#war games#war crimes#batman#detective comics#bruce wayne#leslie thompkins#stephanie brown#the spoiler#robin#robin iv#crystal brown#batman: war crimes
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studying? sorry, you mean attempting to quickly draw my blorbos with the limited onenote tools?
#i actually kinda like the way he turned out#and in my defense i DID study i was just taking a lil break :3#i love how some of my best doodles come from me procrastinating on studying#like i also drew some arthurs as well as one of those elders mentioned in part 40#not today. but like on other days#which is rlly cool from my pov bc i like it when i actually end up drawing stuff :3#cuz drawing is cool even if youre not the best at it#makes me feel nice like i accomplished smth#and tbf i did!!! i made a lil guy!! look hes right there :))#anywya imma stop talking now and get back to doing my physics exercices#malevolent#malevolent podcast#john malevolent#john doe malevolent
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god tywin lannister deserved worse
just remembering elias death and i wanna puke and the way tywin talks about elia and what happened is so damn gross
but rip tommen and myrcella we all know what’s about to happen in the next book :/
the cycle of violence just keeps spinning and damn you tywin for beginning it
(i got a bit crazy in the tags 💀)
#rest in peace elia and rhaenys#i’m one of those crazy ppl who thinks jaqen h’ghar is aegon 💀#literally lost the teeny tiny amount of credibility i had#anyways i think doran’s in on it and i think rhaegar switched out asharas child for aegon paralleling the baby swap jon does#the pact made in braavos about viserys and dany marriages is a half truth half lie#and arianne being sent to faegon is simply doran testing his heir. if she messes up then whoever’s spying for doran will correct her#gerold dayne knows too much that’s why doran thinks he’s too dangerous#but this would make the dornish plot sooooo much more interesting and would show that no doran hasn’t been doing nothing#it would also automatically make the daynes more important#jaqen (aegon) was in kings landing to kill robert but got caught by varys. syrio was sent to find him. ned cleared out the black cells tho#saving aegon in the process. fun how we’re actually introduced to this character through lyanna starks mini me arya#aegon was able to kill robert with a boar tho so mission accomplished.#now he’s in old town trying to hatch his dragon egg. the stone beast taking flight in danys vision is aegon being symbolically depicted…#..as a spinx#i’m crazy delusional. but ppl who think faegon is actually aegon are even more delusional than me#plus the real aegon being alive fulfills the suns son part of quaithes warnings#i like this theory bc it makes the dorne plot more interesting and it explains whatever is going on with jaqen h’ghar cause he is sus#yes yes i know i’m delusional 💀 i just think it’d be a very interesting twist#kinda hoping no one sees this post at this point bc i know no one will take this theory well lol#i do think this theory can be supported by the text tho#and cerseis throw away line about ned stealing asharas baby would suddenly become peak foreshadowing#barristan comparign dany to ashara would also be peak foreshadowing bc ashara would take the place of gilly in this parallel and she was dis#dishonored by someone at harrenhall. likely aerys and then she turned to a stark probably brandon for comfort#tbh i think it was ashara who lied to brandon about what happened to lyanna. perhaps she was trying to mess with brandon’s wedding and#was trying to get back at rhaegar for humiliating elia at the tourney. i highly doubt it was baelish who lied to brandon cause brandon#has little reason to believe him and no reason to trust him. ashara tho? arthur daynes sister and elias lady in waiting? also his lover?#anyways varys the spider potentially stealing aegon away (if he did take a child it was the false aegon) is there to parallel the others#who ride ice spiders taking crasters sons. tbh i think it was aegon who decided he wanted to train as a faceless man so he could get revenge#on his own terms. and the sea lord of braavos at the time was in on it and helped aegon with his plans#the unveiling coming up is going to be a lot more important than arya just reclaiming her identity. yes im delusional lmao. rant over
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KIRBY SHITPOSTING: THE SECOND (Now with alcohol)
[Pat one]
Necrodeus: I CAST UNDRUNK Morpho Knight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lady Adeliza: Alright, what do you guys want? Galaxia: Mcdonalds. Meta Knight: Mcdonalds Morpho Knight: Mcdonalds! Papi: Mcdonalds! Dark Meta Knight: MCDONALDS! Galacta Knight: MCDONALDS! All (Expect Adeliza): MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Lady Adeliza, sweating: Ok- The knights (And Papi): YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Animeta Knight: Who the hell is giving me pretty roc- IS THAT A FISH!?
Bandee: It's so sad Parasol died today.. Parasol Dee: STOP TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD! Bandee: Sometimes, I can still hear their voice...
Some GSA private: Question: why does the garbage disposal smell like rotting flesh? Sir Arthur: Counter question: Why are you looking through the garbage disposal? It handles itself pretty well
Magolor: Kirby! There's a pipebomb in your mailbox! Kirby: But I don't have a mailbox? Magolor: what Kirby, pulling out a banana with a pipebomb, a miniature version of Meta Knight, and Marx strapped to it: All I have is this banana...
Marx: First words? *Tire screeching sfx* Marx: Second words? *Car crashing sfx* Marx: Third words? *Heheheha clash royale sfx*
Marx: By the way, I'm dead Magolor: Your name is Dead?
Kirby: Is the sun edible?
Taranza: MY PC! MY PC!! MY PCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC TPOT intro
Sword: Hey, Sir? What's with this? ("This" being a dead fish at Sword's door) Meta Knight: Ah. Uhm. Uh. Uhhh.
Doctor Healmore: Finally. The gay potion
Adeleine: Why did I draw that? I'm an artist
Galacta Knight is just standing there Galaxia: Kiss him. Meta Knight: What? Galaxia: Kiss. Him. Meta Knight: Why- Galaxia: I know you would love to. Meta Knight: I would not Galaxia: I will control your body so you know how good kissing him feels Meta Knight: ....I'm not ga- Galaxia: YOUR BI
Sir Arthur: Sending hints to the universe so it sends hints to me on how to escape this time loop
Meta Knight: Finally.. My identity crisis is done... Alright that was fun, but now it's time for part 2, pronouns edition! Meta Knight: wait wut
Just after GK gets unsealed Meta Knight, internally: They didn't say the greatest warrior in the galaxy would be so hot..
Morpho Knight: Wait, what do you mean there's no it/it's in halcandran?
#desi shitpost#kirby#meta knight#dark meta knight#morpho knight#galacta knight#lady adeliza (oc)#kirby oc#sir arthur kirby#magolor#marx kirby#kirby sword knight#kirby adeleine#metadede#metagala#kirby right back at ya#super kirby clash#alcohol#I came up with the first and second I decided “Yeah Kirby shitposting part two”#The Parasol one was from the r/kirby discord server#The pipebomb one was also from r/kirby#There was also a Kirby! There is a COME in your mailbox! one#there was also a Kirby! There's a piMARXOENmb in your mailbox!#The r/kirby server helped this post a lot#I ran dry of ideas so uh#WhY ARE THE TAGS SO LONG#Lmao so apparently this has been in drafts since august??
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Here’s two doodles (late night edition)
#Malevolent#Malevolent Podcast#6#WOW LIKE WHERE DO I EVEN START#First like them talking and stuff#John sorry bby you felt isolated but I mean come on friends never hurt anyone#And NOEL!!! Frickin’ love this guy#SO MUCH USEFUL INTEL WHAAAAT. CHARON TREASURER ORDER SIGIL LIKE SO CRAZYYYYY#AND JOHN WAS PART OF THE CONVERSATION!!! I have no idea why the second Arthur started talking I just burst out laughing for like.#So many minutes#But it was so wholesome and gratifying! Like we only get this type of freedom with Kayne bc he can hear John so having a trustworthy friend#Hearing us is nice#Unrelated but soundscapes were really good this ep like dang surely one of my fave eps of the season#And then um. Whatever Aldrich and Percival scenes were#That story was kinda cute I forgot about it way to tie it back to the beginning during the penultimate#JOHN STOP FORGETTING THINGS WE NEED TO BE PAST THIS#MARIE GIRL I’LL MISS YOU YOU WERE VERY FUN AND EPIC AND OUR FIRST WOMAN CHARACTER SO UHH YEAH#ALSO YOU TALKING ABOUT UR SON MADE ME WANT TO CRY OKAY HAHAHA#Noel!!! He’s just the best I tell ya#WHEN HE WAS LIKE UR OFFICE CUMMINGS DREAMLANDS KING IN YELLOW PRISON PITS THE CANA ADAM FRY LIKE OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDD#I DIED IT WAS LIKE SO CRAZY HE LIKE KNOWS SO MUCH IS SO SIMILAR TO US IT’S CRAAAAAAZY#AND DUDE IT’S REALLY HARD TO NOT CALL YOU NOEL STILL#WE GONNA BREAK! IN! AND IT’S GONNA BE EPIC!#ANS THEN WE’RE OFF TO ENGLAND!!! WHAT I’M SO EXCITED#FIRST MIZU FROM BLUE EYE SAMURAI GOES TO ENGLAND AND NOW ARTHUR WHAT A TREAT#MALEVOLENT’S SO COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Yeah tbh, everything with Season 5 is ://///// Everyone and everything is so off and all they care about is arriving at Camlann and none of it feels authentic or earned to me. Like never mind the fact that this show was supposed to be a prequel to the legendary King Arthur days, everyone has these moments of acting so OOC just to push this weird unearned plot line. I have issues with Season 4 but I prefer to think the show ended with 4x13 and just ignore everything with Season 5 lol.
And about Gwen - nah it’s still a shit show I’ve been around since 2008 and this fandom has never talked about or treated her properly. They never will apparently but at least Angel doesn’t have to cop the vitriol directly to her face anymore.
yeah it really was just a push to DOTD and on one hand that finale has been the plan since s1 and i actually like DOTD because of past set-ups from previous seasons
however, all of it comes at a cost of some solid character building in s5
s4 ends with the sword in the stone legend and a (sort of) repeat “take back the castle” from s3’s finale that cements Arthur as King Arthur. so, i totally get your thoughts of “yeah, bbc merlin ends here for me” because it completes the build up to King Arthur and leaves the rest of his reign up to our interpretation
but then s5 comes around and where we are supposed to see how the Once and Future King’s reign’s been going, it sort of shows us that “yeah, sure, Arthur’s made some changes and allies but also not much has changed from s4 and magic is still presented as the evil antagonist and now we are one a faster countdown bc Camlann soooooooooo”
idk man :/ like i want to like s5 bc DOTD was so good (bc of how much had been built up all 5 seasons) but also i have so many “what if” scenarios that are for changing a lot of s5’s plot lmao
like the ending was inevitable and they could have still reached it without making those narrative choices for s5. in my humble opinion of course
#the whole Mordred plot is so interesting and could have been handled better#like i am not the first one to say it but come ON bbc :(((#Mordred is such a key character in arthuriana and yet he feels like a ‘oh yeah this guy needs to be our catalyst right’#like you made him such a sweet guy then made his reason for betraying Arthur feel rushed :/#him holding the memory of both Morgana AND Arthur as good people and have him struggle with it could have been so much more compelling!!!!!#but it’s fine#it’s whatever#that is what we have fix-its for#bbc merlin#asks#bbc merlin s5#also god is this fandom so bad when it comes to gwen#disappointed to hear the discourse is still bad in our year 2024 but also not surprised :/#also how some ppl defend her but only the bash other characters :/ you are part of the problem too#we didn’t deserve Angel she plays Gwen so well and i loved every scene of her but man :(#late apology but i am so sorry Angel 🙇♀️ yeah you don’t have to put up with us now and never had to since 2012#hope you’re doing well <3
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Marguerite being the ultimate polyglot is hilarious because she’s a liar who hates people lol.
#mystuff#the lost world#sir arthur conan doyle's the lost world#marguerite krux#technically marguerite is the only one with a super power#my two favorite things about marguerite being a superpolyglot#is that a) her accent changes depending on who she's around!#with her neutral accent a mix american-english#and b) it eventually becomes a normal part of their lives#except every once in a while#it'll come up like#hey isn't it fucking weird that marguerite can understand and speak and read every single language in the world? isn't that fucking weird?#*dinosaur attacks and the only place to hide is a cave* never mind
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((sifting thru old story and character concepts)) oh hey look three people who were close to one another and founded a kingdom together like they had dreamed of since their younger days and the charismatic leader one was more or less fine and another one was disturbed and saddened by the situation and the third shy sweet one ended up magically cloistered and supernaturally chained in a dark pit for eons and forgotten by the world
#the Chained Goddess ended up way more pissed about the situation than Vue lol#i have abandoned this storyline. it existed to vent about things i have moved on from thinking about#but it's a little funny that ive created and liked 'tragic triptych' situations for a such a long time#(Two Imposters had this going on too! and the 'up to becoming undead' part of Nihaar's backstory)#(those two i've posted about lol. Nihaar and Maene and Deun'shassa.... Kanu and Octavia and Arthur-Phillip...)#the san ken obsession was probably inevitable#Here's Three Ppl that Value Each Other and Will Come to Grief. give an ebil one of those and what else is it supposed to be but intrigued
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#tag talk#an hour into space odyssey and it finally gets good cause they introduce Hal#ten minutes after the person I was watching with gave up and went to bed.#Kubrick please this first hour was fucking boring as hell#I heard so much about how the cut between the apes to modern times is so good but genuinely I paused it and rewound five times while laughin#like... this? this is the scene transition I've heard people fan over?#anyway. I muted the movie audio and put Nyan cat and ancient aliens and stayin alive over different scenes and it was great#gonna hang on to the rest of the movie because Hal just murdered someone so maybe it's good enough to watch with someone#ngl this is why I sometimes prefer watching movies alone. I can watch a bad movie with no fear of what my companion thinks#I don't have to hold room for “oh no what if they're not enjoying it? what if they wish we were watching something else”#it always comes down to that damn social anxiety doesn't it#like. I'm not interested in watching cats 2019 really. though I've gotten part way through it with various people#but I genuinely think I could watch the whole thing if I were alone. I don't care enough to. but I think I could#because watching the cats movie with someone sparks that secondhand embarrassment and cringe#anyway go watch that contrapoints video on cringe and shame and social behavior policing it's pretty good#all this to say. 2001 a space odyssey is very very boring#like. it's slow but not in the way Jaws is slow. that one actually succeeds with the anticipation and suspense. space odyssey doesn't#maybe it's partly because I've read the book? (Arthur C Clarke sci-fi is mid that's my hot take) but I don't feel like that's it#there's just no suspense where there obviously is supposed to be. the grand symphonic music in the background feels paper thin veneer#it's a grandiose front to a hollow scene.#also the flight stewardesses supposed to be walking in zero g with velcro shoes are doing such a bad job of it.#literally the first scene we see the shoes they zoom in and we explicitly see her rebalance catch her weight#CATCH HER WEIGHT - IN ZERO GRAVITY?????#anyway. I'm mad about that
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