#the coin blaseball

[caligulalotus]

rest in violence, blaseball. i hope you’re ok out there, parkers.

stills of the quickly moving frames below the cut

[morally-grey-girlbosses]

Propaganda under the cut.

Evelyn Wang

Homophobic mother learns to accept her gay daughter by acquiring multiverse powers. Goes a bit over board with the nihilism at one point and ruins everyone's (everywhere all at once) lives but fixes it in the end. Makes her husband (the sweetest man in the world) sad multiple times in the movie because she feels her life would have been better without him but eventually realizes she hit the jackpot. A girlboss because of how much of a girlfailure she is ("Most people only have a few significant alternate life paths so close to them. But you, here, you're capable of anything because you're so bad at everything. You have so many goals you never finished, dreams you never followed. You're kiving your worst you.”)

The Coin/Boss

she is a coin god that took to power after the shelled one got defeated. she preserved players in a vault (the implications are scary). she was very dubious. when the sun(sun) exploded she kept saying everything was fine and everything will aleays be fine. she always thanks the players for their sacrifice. she then got incinerated !!!

[graepix]

The Ship from Pikmin 2 could defeat The Coin from Blaseball. It’s a sassy asshole who’s job is to give a monetary value to trash, the Coin wouldn’t survive.

[fictional-gods-tournament]

Round 1

Characters' info under the cut

The Coin/The Boss (wiki)

Domain: Capitalism

Alice

Domain: Knowledge

Propaganda:

She was born a sickly human girl who was so desperate for knowledge that she ended up creating a book containing all knowledge and transforming into a giant omnipotent butterfly monster that caused the apocalypse.

Dream (wiki)

Domain: Dreams

[thedarkfiddler]

Small thing I remember about Blaseball that was really fun is that I was really good at guessing what the Eat the Rich cutoff would be. I never actually ended up being the person who had the closest amount of money to the cutoff because I had bad impulse control and always bought more votes last minute, but I'd predict the cutoff publicly and was always super close, even compared to predictions from the stlatisticians who actively tracked the trend. Made me feel like I knew what was going on.

[polkadotpatterson]

Blaseball as text posts, part 6! Art by HetreaSky!

[blockbusterclosed]

DAY 3(4) - THE COIN

(new...old)

She's giving capitalist... one thing I always wanted to achieve in her design was Greek mythology and the roaring twenties. She has two looks- and that's it (never drawn her roaring 20s look but I so badly want to(

[alangdorf]

Immediate swing around to a character that’s far less obscure and also technically existed when I was last active in the fandom, though I never drew her back then (I doodled everyone in the LoLK cast at least once except for her and Clownpiece). Anyway, I’ve been fascinated with the fact that she purified herself into being nothing more than her grudge so much that almost her entire identity was wiped away, so I wanted to draw her covering her face with a fan with a kitsune on it (used a couple ukiyo-e as reference for drawing that), looked up Chinese fans to make sure I was thinking of the right thing (this kind is called tuanshan), and found out they were historically used in a wedding tradition (queshan) where the bride covers her face with a fan and then reveals it at the end, so I was like. Well, that’s appropriate given that Junko is the Touhou character most likely to have been married at some point, so it all worked out nicely. But then I figured I should probably draw her face anyway, if only to practice giving Touhou characters faces that fit my style and aren’t all the same, and went a bit silly with it lol(k)

[fries-beloved]

The Boss?? No Parker Macmillains were harmed in the making of this art*

*that’s a lie, multiple Parker Macmillains were harmed in the making of this. Sorry Parkers.

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

“nooooo. my intern got killed!”

[taketheringtolohac]

So since blaseball is ending, I’ve officially decided to amnesty all of my blaseball related WIPs given the fact that blaseball is incredibly difficult to learn about when it isn’t actually happening.

The first in my series of amnesty fics is about Parker being a clone specifically designed to be “better” versions of himself that his mother (the Coin) created of him so that he would be more efficient and also so that she could manipulate his memories to forget that she was ever his mother. Parker IIIII finds out about this after starting to experience flashbacks when Parker MacMillian is revealed in the Library’s Prehistory for the first time and discovers a series of records related to the cloning experiment in a classified section of Blaseball HQ. You can read it here!

[morally-grey-girlbosses]

fuckin love readin peoples absolutely ineffable submissions. this is a paragraph long and i think i know less about the character than before i started reading

[summoner-starlight]

Love that there are plenty of blaseball fans who saw my post and went: ah, mood

Oh and also? WAFC

[dale-afficanado-blueberry]

Colored in coin.

[microphone-blazeball]

could you scroll back up please? i saw something in your feed that remined me of a certain someone weknow oh yes, that's it ʏᴇS ʏᴇS ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ Sʜᴇ ᴍᴜsᴛ Sᴇᴇᵒʰ ʷᵃᶦᵗ ˢʰᵉ'ˢ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ᶦ ᶜᵃˡˡ ʰᵉʳˀ

hey Jaylen Jaylen look at this

... not funny, guys. [RAUCOUS LAUGHTER]

first base is murdering you. second base is ressurecting you from the grave. third base is murdering you a second time

[fag4dykestobin]

also i have been having real genuine thoughts about writing my blaseball au. i think i know how it could work