#the cat tag

[solitarelee]

My cat was very upset that I was working at my mother's desk downstairs, because he couldn't get up near it. So I did the sensible thing and rolled a chair over next to mine so he could supervise

[lords-of-mayhem]

What is the catboy to dogboy alignment chart for all the Lords Of Chaos characters 👀👀 come on king you can’t leave us hanging 🐈‍⬛

Okay, I have some strong opinions.

Blackthorn

Blackthorn was one that I actually went against my first instincts on. Because my first thought was "obviously catboy" BUT that's small-brain, big brain is realizing he's so unbelievably dogboy coded. But specifically like this kind of dog

Same guy. He's just a nervous dogboy. My second piece of dogboy propoganda is him turning into a guard dog SO quickly when that photographer was taking pictures of Varg. Here's the video of that

Occultus

Dogboy obviously. I don't think I even need to defend this one.

Pelle

Catboy, ironically enough. And I use this to my full advantage, I will never stop comparing Pelle to cats in my fics. I can see the argument for Pelle having a slight dogboy lean too.

Faust

Dogboy. One of the big ones that are super destructive (thinking specifically back to the car scene) and don't realize how big they are, so they run full-speed into you and almost knock you over (thinking about him nearly throwing Øystein to the ground by hugging him.) Again, I can see the argument for him having a slight catboy lean too.

Attila

Dogboy, but one of the well-behaved ones that can chill out.

Hellhammer

Dogboy, NOT one of the well-behaved ones that can chill out

Fenriz

Catboy (interestingly enough because his irl counterpart is dogboy coded)

Varg

Catboy with slight dogboy tendencies

Oystein

Closer to the middle, although he has a slight lean towards catboy (Rory Culkin brings enough attitude to the role that it pushes him more that way)

Ann-Marit

Catgirl (slight doggirl moments)

Metalion

Dogboy 100% a polite one though

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Necrobutcher

Dogboy (not a polite one, most the time <3)

Manheim

Dogboy (can also see a slight dogboy tendency, very slight tho)

[wolffnichols]

happy birthday 💖💖💖 have a nice time!!

awww tysm babe!! 💙💙💙💙💙

[candycatfalls]

Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[hekuuu]

a little self-indulgent comic :>

[pancakeke]

she put her paw on my foot and started purring

[sennamaticart]

Dress Code

[solitarelee]

Behold the face of an unrepentant sinner who shredded an entire paper towel roll two days before my home inspection

[lords-of-mayhem]

Um actually, statistically all black metal musicians are baby girl. Sorry I don’t make the rules 🐈‍⬛

There are two kinds of people in this world. The ones who acknowledge that all black metal musicians are babygirl and the ones who are in denial of this fact.

[themetalhiro]

Looky here!

[jerich0two]

Surprise! It's not Hazbin Hotel, shock horror... but happy pride month! I like this Mordecai headcanon (edit: I've since been told that it's canon!)

[catboyexorcist]

yeah

[candycatfalls]

ok yknow what. I'm not a big human bill guy, but I'm gonna vouch for twink bill cipher for a second. look me in the eye and tell me that an eons old eldritch being running around cosplaying as a 20yo human twink and being chronically obsessed with a 60yo gilf he fumbled three decades ago that is actively trying to kill him is not an objectively funny concept

[souporsaladnatural]

Amazon Prime: well, the contract seems to be in order. so tell us again why you want this new season of Supernatural to be rated mature

Jensen Ackles writing the 45 minute long destiel reunion explicit gay sex scene in his mind where he gets thrown against several walls, held down, and choked: uh. i think dean should swear

[150en]

From Gem's stream on 15.04.24 'hermitcraft - let's get back to work :D' [1:31:40~].