#the casting is insane tho

[grayisblogging]

“it’s just you surrounded by all this emptiness.”

[wasyago]

squeaky_toy_sound_effect.mp4

[artigas]

look, the second that i learned that emerald fennell's next project is wuthering heights, i audibly groaned. to say that i had zero expectations would be an understatement. i was bitterly hedging my bets that i would detest her take on WH because, as someone who thought saltburn was fine and promising young woman was ethically shallow, i'm pretty resigned to the fact that i'm always going to find fennell to be, fundamentally, a bit insufferable. like, she is a director who has demonstrated (to me) that her capacity to write, direct, imagine, and construct stories is on a very short leash and is very explicitly tethered to her lived experience. she isn't paul thomas anderson or ava duvernay. she isn't celine song or chloe zhao or autumn de wilde. the worlds she constructs are very, very small and very adjacent to what i imagine to be her own. in a way that is, i think, far less palatable than greta gerwig, emerald fennell seems truly incapable of constructing a story that is not built on whiteness, wealth, and how that speaks to a very specific kind of privileged (and often self-vindicated) womanhood.

so, anyways, the casting of jacob elordi as Heathcliff makes me want to lick rust. because it's really appallingly offensive and and you would think (!!) we'd collectively evolved past the point of whitewashing when source materials actually include people of color! like, you'd think we'd finally stop ignoring how Heathcliff being a non-white racialized other is indivisible from the conflicts of the story and a core undercurrent for his character motivations. like, you wouldn't think that in 2024, Emily Bronte is still more radical than hollywood. so, i'm fuming. but maybe we should also think about this as a blessing in disguise because woe betide the day that fennell of all people is tasked to center a film around a villainous black/brown man lol

[luminousstardust]

alright who had “sam riegel posts chetney pock o’pea nsfw on his professional public twitter account” on their 2024 bingo card

[brian-kinney-apologist]

while we're on the topic of lestat's wardrobe let me propose to you: s3 slutacious whore lestat but make it classy

[baflegacy]

still can’t actually believe that amangela has gotten so big within the smosh fanbase (both in stan communities and the general audience) that theyre included in the rpf tournament polls here on tumblr. i started to see their dynamic ever since they did under the mistletoe a whole two years ago and now they’re like—one of the top three popular ships/dynamics when it comes to smosh. improv comedy yuri truly prevails

[reserve-polarity]

SCREAMING AT THE WORDING HERE

[c0rvidfagg0try]

Assad Zaman why are you like that

[leclercari]

from this

to this

they certainly didn't let us down ❤️🤍💙

[brbgensokyo]

if you're able to commit to and sell a bit for longer then 5 minutes you can world build

[dani-luminae]

Descendants: where love spells are only a bad thing if it’s a WOC being fallen in love with.

[mr-kayser]

Parsee-centric post because in a Facebook group I saw somebody saying she's one of the most forgettable/forgotten Touhous and it made me boil in rage so I'm making a special place because i support women full of anger (non cute ((she's one of my favs))

[violetisdramatic]

smosh but shakespeare

ok so i was watching the video of the q&a/panel smosh did at vidcon and there was a question angela got asked about her dream role in a musical. her answer was lefou in beauty and the beast, which then caused a conversation of smosh hypothetically doing that show and what the cast would be. SO, i thought “what if they did shakespeare?” (particularly because it’s public domain so if they did hypothetically do this it wouldn’t cost money for them to secure rights). the obvious choice (in my opinion) would be a midsummer night’s dream, SO I HYPOTHETICALLY CAST IT.

puck - angela

bottom - spencer (when bottom has the horse head it’s just him as the chosen)

titania - amanda

oberon - either ian or anthony (or both tbh)

lysander - shayne

hermia - courtney

demetrius - chanse

helena - arasha

obviously this isn’t all the roles, this is just my opinion (as someone who enjoys shakespeare and smosh), and this is just for fun!

also call it smosh-peare: a midsummer night’s stream (because hypothetically this would be a stream like smosh: the sitcom)

[theinfinitedivides]

sneaking into a stadium during an EDM festival with your boyfriend to throw off the f*ckers that are trying to kill you: 10/10, perfect date night, said boyfriend is having the time of his life

your best friend/academy boyfriend following you into the stadium during the festival bc his gut knows what you're up to but he still wants to make sure to confirm: 0/10, evacuate that gay immediately he's going to get himself f*cking killed

[blackhholes]

Teen Wolf as Horror Subgenres

Season four: Slasher

[rininis]

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