#the captain of the dead

[monster4monster-bracket]

Propaganda under the cut

Madame/Captain

Whatever continuity these 2 are essentially Gomez and Morticia just a slightly more realistic way since they can be jealous and fight. They adore each other, respect each other, are hot together, the Captain is protective of his wife and her son he sees as his treating her better than men she knew before him, they had a love at first sight and since then have co-led the haunted house together like a power couple. A vampire and a skeleton-like ghost who are both fuckable in-universe, jackpot.

Shrek/Fiona

No submitted propaganda

[sombrescpsm]

Mouthwashing except Jimmy trips, breaks his neck and fucking dies before he has any time to do horrible Jimmy things to the other characters

A Birthday without a friend

[thebookbutterfly]

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

[spirk-trek]

captain kirk was allowed out of his enclosure today for some much needed enrichment!!! look at him go!

[dr-rato]

"I need someone to remember me

I need something bigger than the sky

Hold it in my arms and know its mine

Just how many stars will I need to hang around me

To finally call it heaven?"

[nenayaquisieras]

my brain is saying 141 with a reader that sees dead people. like they notice how respectful she is to the dead. when she kills she moves the bodies, sometimes says a small prayer to herself. they see her looking at things that aren’t there. “Did you see that? Never mind.” or she mentions she feels something weird in the air, or something wrong. talks to the team about the sleep paralysis she gets, always leaving out the grayish dark figure that accompanies her on those nights.

She’s never told anyone until she got drunk enough to were she’s literally laughing saying

“oh yea i see dead people.” And the guys obv think she’s joking and egg her on about said dead people she sees. but then she tells them about the entities that follow them, the people they’ve killed, always following them around. some are very angry, she feels their malicious intentions. ends up describing them in grave detail, they way they looked, what they wore, the last words they spoke before her teammates pulled the trigger. Something that only THEY would know.

“oh man, let me tell you about Gilbert my sleep paralysis demon. I swear he’s been visiting me more and more recently.”

[shadow4-1]

I'm just imagining Price getting home after a rough mission.

He's bruised, beat up, and exhausted to the point where he passes out on the couch fully dressed. You don't want to wake him. So, you dutifully drop to your knees and begin to undo the laces of his boots. Price wakes up enough to see his gorgeous wife tugging off his shoes. They're beat to hell things, stripped leather with caked on mud and yet you don't grimace. He watches silently as you remove the other boot, placing them together at your side.

You look up at him, slightly surprised to find he's awake.

He leans forward just enough to cup at your cheek, runs his thumb over your bottom lip. You don't miss how his face pinches in that way when he's remembering something awful.

"God. I don't deserve you."

[konigsblog]

To me, this is Stepdad!Price and his stepdaughter, and I will not be accepting any other opinions. (🌽)

CW: CHEATING, STEPCEST, BRIEF MENTIONS OF PREGNANCY TOWARDS THE END. MDNI 18+

Price adores you more than anything else in this world. You're his precious little angel, an outlet for his sexual frustration and horniness. Your stepfather refuses to allow your stepbrothers near you, and especially not any random men who clearly don't care to know you. He'll shake his head, frustrated and disappointed, before calling you onto his lap.

You need an older man like your stepfather, someone loyal and trustworthy, someone who knows you better than yourself.

“Tsk–, you know better, don’t‘cha?” Your stepfather's large hands tighten around your hips, his fingertips pressing into the soft flesh on your hips while his gravelly and hoarse voice rings in your ears. One hand travels down your bare and naked body, exploring each inch of your soft skin, while the other one grasps at your head and holds it still, allowing him to make out with you sloppily while praising you between breaths. Price slowly fucks his thick fingers into your soft cunt, all while he makes out with you slowly. You can hear your stepfather's heavy breathing and pleased, guttural groans as you react positively to his kisses and lustful touch, as well as the sound of your cunny squelching around his fingers.

To your stepfather, you're the prettiest and purest thing to walk this planet. He doesn't care about your mother, how heartbroken she'll be to know that he's been cheating on her with you. He's just using her to get through to you, to stuff your soaked pussy with his calloused, thick digits in preparation to fill your hole with his meaty, sweaty cock. Fuck, maybe you'll make babies one day. You'll learn to accept attention from your father, whether it's sexual or not.

“That’s right, sweetness’- let me show you who you belong to.”

[tesspool]

"I dont want what you have, I want to be you."

[doctorwhoisadhd]

jack harkness is the funniest character on the planet simply due to the SHEER AMOUNT of times someone will turn up from The Past and he had a thing with them. its to the point where the surprising thing would be if he HADNT fucked them. like yeah ok yet ANOTHER one of Grandpa Slut's exes is here. Unsurprising

[buggypirates]

I am crying and so close to puke cotton candy

[monster4monster-bracket]

Propaganda under the cut

Madame/Captain

Whatever continuity these 2 are essentially Gomez and Morticia just a slightly more realistic way since they can be jealous and fight. They adore each other, respect each other, are hot together, the Captain is protective of his wife and her son he sees as his treating her better than men she knew before him, they had a love at first sight and since then have co-led the haunted house together like a power couple. A vampire and a skeleton-like ghost who are both fuckable in-universe, jackpot.

Dinotrap

They're robomen who can turn into a Deinonychus and Velveteen Rat specifically, who fight in ways only a thespian sword wielding homosexual and a pansexual and deeply cynical Bugs Bunny Rat can. Yeah, not technically MONSTERS but... c'mon.

Further propaganda by @extrahorribledynne; rattrap is the last person Dinobot looks at before he dies

[tbhbell]

can't wait to rewatch dead poets society again, oh boy i sure hope neil doesn't die this time!

[deunmiu-dessie]

(non-con)

good afternoon, i found a video on twitter and now i can't stop thinking about an au where price is married and has a family, but after seeing u in the grocery store as a new worker becomes very obsessive over u and ends up stalking u, and one night he follows u home in his car after ur shift and corners u in an alleyway and just fucks u full of his cum while promising to get u pregnant—but don’t worry he’ll take responsibility for u :)) - 𝒸𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝓂𝑒!

[spirk-trek]

when your captain just defeated an alien entity with the power of friendship and everyone around you is laughing but you're vulcan :/

[lostwhump]

@whumptober | Day #14: "Left for Dead" Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)