#the brothers: YOUR TEACHER IS WHAT—

[hey-hey-j]

role reversal

(★ my Kofi)

[not-so-superheroine]

Jesus is my older brother, not my dad.

other christians don't seem to feel the same?

am i missing something where he insists on such a thing except perhaps with actual little children?

[doveywovy]

stupid tobiizu au where tobiramas reputation as a rancid uchiha hater is partially bc he keeps using slurs for izuna in public.

but thats actually because izuna has heavily mislead him on what those words mean because he has an insane humiliation fetish.

tobirama he promises Uchiwa-Gomi is a fun little nickname for your best friend in uchiha culture, if you don't call him that you're actually insulting him, you're being soooo mean aren't you besties? don't you care about him? respect his culture okay :(

[the-meme-monarch]

yes they’re my favorite character(s) yes i sound stupid as hell talking about them out loud and saying their silly ass name(s)

[tinytimism]

next person who even jokingly says that rosemary’s lobotomy is what triggered the kennedy curse is getting their entire bloodline cursed

[glauces-notebooks]

rewatching night at the museum for the first time in a while and wow. i missed this film.

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

Steddie kinda famous AU(?) | Genderfluid Stevie <3 | Eddie is a rat man and I laugh at him (I would probably be like that if I was Steve Harrington husband but that's not about me) | Live laugh love Stevie | Pushing the history teacher Steve agenda because he's a variant of Hob Gadling >:D

[I'm sorry if it has errors it's been a while since I had written something in English (it's not my first language) so whatever mistake I have feel free to tell me and I'll edit <3]

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Corroded Coffin seemed to be popular, things were getting better for them, they still had to do part time job because of that 'what if?' but things were going well. Definitely.

In an interview they asked about a song, the meaning. And the shit man Eddie Munson is, he answered with a grin on his face "That's about Stevie, as most of them".

And the fans went crazy, trying to find someone with that name in the Corroded Coffin set or working at some usual bar they played at.

"They is a history teacher" Eddie Munson told the world in another interview "and we are married" he showed the camera a ring he had next to his guitar pick on his neck, he had the biggest smirk on his face.

Then Corroded Coffin were guests of a fundraising gala, they were asked to play at it to attract more people. It was a fancy gala tho, everyone was in their bests dresses and all.

"This one's for my beautiful angel there, who looks as gorgeous as always" And Eddie winked at a special balcony of the vip guests.

Most of the public saw Eddie laughing softly, but they didn't know why. In that balcony a lovely brunette in a marion blue dress gave the guitarist and second voice of Corroded Coffin the middle finger as he had a stupid lovely gaze on their face while she blushed a little.

"Yeah love ya too sweetie" Eddie chuckled before starting with the show.

Later at the gala people saw Eddie Munson next to the tall brunette in that marion dress.

"So are you Eddie's girlfriend?" An interviewer asked, he looked at Stevie with those eyes Eddie didn't like.

But Eddie laughed as he waited for Steve's answer, that was going to be good as hell, they had the bitchy face on.

"Not a girl" Steve smirked "And definitely not his girlfriend, nor boyfriend, nor partner" She looked down at the man, who seemed so little compared to them "He's my husband"

"I am" Eddie smiled so stupidly in love as he looked up at Stevie, who usually wasn't that tall but with the black heels they was wearing today the difference was more than usual.

"Uh— Yeah" The interviewer looked at different places to get outta there

"You got any problem with that sir?"

"N-no it's perfectly fine ma'am— I mean sir— I mean—"

Steve snorted "Come on darling, let's go somewhere else without this kind of people"

And where Stevie went Eddie followed

The amount of edits with the song 'walk em like a dog' after that gala were more than years the Earth has.

"Teddy, look, another one" Steve chuckled as she showed Eddie his phone.

"Stop with that, you menace" Eddie laid down on the couch, next to his significant other, trying to take their phone away playfully.

"Erica is going to bully you so bad" Stevie giggled.

"And Red too" Eddie sighed "Jesus Christ, Stevie I am like that always?"

"It's cute"

"I hate you" Eddie muttered as Steve put on the baseball match of today.

"Love you too sunshine" She smiled softly as they started playing with Eddie's hair.

[roseofithaca]

If that anon is right and Arthur did at least help John learn how to read then you can bet the lessons involved making John read aloud sentences he wrote himself, such as:

Arthur Morgan is the best big brother.

Arthur Morgan is a ladies magnet.

Arthur Morgan is the sharpest shooter in the West.

Arthur Morgan is allowed to eat all my candy.

Arthur Morgan is better than me at everything and always will be.

I, John Marston, am an annoying little pest and I like to eat garbage. Also I have rabies.

[kingslionheart]

whats the weirdest thing you’ve ever normalised

i wanted to try to find something a bit lighter to say but there's genuinely nothing light in anything weird that i have normalised, SO.

i guess the weirdest thing i have normalised is exclusion, like actively excluding people and being very open about it. i wasn't the one doing that, it was done to me in middle school and that was part of the bullying i was subjected to, tho the adults (especially the teachers) were the ones who made me normalise it and bullying in general, because they constantly repeated to me like on a daily basis that bullying didn't exist and neither did exclusion, and therefore of course A 12 YEARS OLD IS GOING TO NORMALISE THAT

[byfulcrums]

i love watching anakin, who is not ready to be a master, try to interact with ahsoka, the little kid he's supposed to raise, while they're in the middle of a war and neither of them agree on what to do next

[undermine-the-instinct]

Yeah yeah, college is great and all, but what do you mean you dont know what a protaganist or an antagonist is? What do you mean you dont know what a hyperbole or simile is???

[femslashspuffy]

My meteorology teacher was like "we're only gonna have 2 homeworks, 2 quizzes, and 2 tests and that will be your whole grade" and then he's surprised that we don't care to really memorize the material rn because we have no dates for any of those assignments and already dozens of things due in our other classes

[lilyimmsim]

i'm sitting in my bedroom, doing girly things; screaming out the lyrics to "good luck, babe", scrolling pinterest, feeling happy, when suddenly i'm snapped out of it (i think i've escaped the male gaze / the male fantasies that haunt me / but i realise i'm waiting for their approval / i am acting cute / dancing in my room / and that's just it / i am acting / pretending i don't know they're watching me / which only adds to the fantasy)

[gon-and-killuas-mother]

thinking about how my middle school choir teacher had us 12-14 year old girls sing Santa Baby..... and the version we sang had a solo at the beginning going "Mister Claus, I feel as though I know ya. So you won't mind if I should get familiah, will ya?"

thinking about how i, for two years in a row, had to wear an uncomfortable dress and sing that goddamn solo. as a 13 y/o and then as a 14 y/o.

thinking about how in eighth grade this teacher decided to have a smaller group of girls in our choir dress in skimpy, hot pink dresses to dance very sensual dances as the rest of us sang on and pretended this wasn't weird as shit

what the actual fuck Mrs. Walker-Wheeler????

[todayisafridaynight]

We’re having an emergency meeting to discuss Chris Johnson and the whitest name ever

absolutely fitting for our white man now innit

[itsoveranakin-ihavethehighground]

see the thing is.....who you think is cain and who is able is not correct......

Dick longs to be respected and loved by Bruce and he has ambitions to prove that he can stand on his own and be better than Batman ever was

Jason on the other hand is kind and while you can't call him complacent really he does end up joining and adding to the miasma of darkness and crime in Gotham

also the fact that cain is the older brother