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WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE MERCEDES HELLOOOOO MERCEDES GET IT TOGETHER
#f1#formula 1#the inherent problem of being in a Mercedes#lewis hamilton#george russell#the brakes losing it#the car bouncing#pray for kimi antonelli for real
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#joker out#bojan cvjetićanin#I am sorry I'm going through a decade old paper documents and am slightly losing my sanity#just trying to think some pleasant thoughts on my brake 😌
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Even though it’s technically disproven I still believe that Jamie can’t drive and that’s why Keeley is always driving him/his car around in s1.
Like he bought a super expensive sports car because he’s fit and young and rich and wants to show off, but he literally cannot operate it and it just sits in his garage looking cool and sexy. Georgie lays into him for wasting money but he’s still solidly convinced that it was a good purchase because it’s so cool and sexy
Keeley likes driving him around because A) his car is sexy and B) it makes her feel masc. She likes to do her Man Voice and grab his thighs while she drives it’s so immensely entertaining to her
For a while after they break up and Jamie comes back to Richmond/makes amends, he gets his friends to drive him around (hence Sam waiting for Jamie at the end of practice - he’s taking him home), but they don’t mind because Jamie is fun to have in the car and makes custom playlists for all of them <3
Then once he starts training with Roy he just has Roy drive him to and from work every day, since they’re together every morning anyway. Roy claims he hates it but secretly loves it because it makes him feel needed and gives him the opportunity to complain about Jamie, which are both things he loves
#oc#jamie tartt#passenger princess Jamie manifesto 🙏🙏#also Roy trying to teach Jamie to drive would be so funny. I feel like he would lose his fucking mind. terrified for his life the whole tim#* time#Jamie isn’t even THAT bad at it Roy is just easily rattled. Jamie brakes a little bit fast and Roy SCREAMS and grabs the safety handle
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Sometimes you just need to have an embarrassing fanboy moment while on the phone with your mom
#the minister speaks#TO BE FAIR. she called me JUST to tell me the panels are posted finally and that Brake is doing a panel#and I am losing my mind!!!!#sorry I know I said y’all wouldn’t hear about any of this until afterwards but I’m starting to get actually really excited#like this is HAPPENING#what the fuck!
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as it is now what is referred to as Really Darn Cold, and I can't find my gloves anywhere, I will be wearing wool hiking socks on my hands for the foreseeable future.
#news from the cupola#the season of coldboylarping is upon us once again#works great except that. no thumbs. thus it's rather hard to brake on my bike. but you win some you lose some.
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steve becoming the brooding kind of popular kid in school after he’s been sent back to ‘83. he distances himself from (read: beats up) tommy hagan after he picked one too many fights with eddie and his friends or some other nerds who don’t stand a chance against a bully jock’s superiority complex.
it’s a small mercy that king steve doesn’t fall from grace when he stops indulging tommy hagan, who essentially becomes irrelevant without steve’s company, but he’s too afraid of steve to do anything about it, because steve nearly beat him to death. he’s not proud of that one, but it is what it is. fighting interdimensional monsters for two and a half years has sort of fucked with his strength, and smashing in tommy’s face like he did was almost an accident.
hopper finds them on accident, tommy lying on the ground, barely conscious anymore, his face as bloody as steve’s knuckles. “that’s enough, kid,” he says, pulling steve away from the boy. “he hurt eddie,” is all steve will whisper before finding himself shoved into hopper’s car after he called an ambulance for tommy.
steve doesn’t talk. he doesn’t really smile. he becomes a bit of a loner but in the way that has people admiring him from afar, wondering, and he hears stories about himself, whispered in awe, and he knows the girls kinda dig it. he doesn’t have the energy to tell them all to shove it, and in all honesty he doesn’t mind. being popular and liked in high school is great actually, even when it’s filled with dead people and you can’t speak to anyone without your throat clogging up because you remember their face on a missing person’s poster, or maybe you attended their funeral.
when tommy or some other bully jock shoves a kid to re-establish the food chain, steve is there to help the kid up, collecting their books, before shoving the bully jock into the lockers. he doesn’t speak, because maybe he saw them get ripped in half, or maybe he saw their bones break, their face contorted in death. he just looks at them with that empty stare he has these days, and it’s enough to make them run.
king steve of hawkins high turns into a white knight. or maybe king arthur to king richard lionheart is more accurate, for the crown still weighs on his head after all. it’s a different way to save people, he finds, even as he loses himself
#boy would i love to lean into nonverbal steve but i gotta hit the brakes before i lose complete control#steve harrington#stranger things#steddie#steve harrington whump#time travel au#i gotta stop hurting the boy#eddie will never know about this probably. most of the things steve does for him in this au actually. hello i am hurting myself
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I feel like I'm going to lose a lot of followers for fallout showposting considering I think I've cultivated a gaggle of mostly new Vegas stans. Which a part of me does feel upset about in a knee jerk sort of way. But I haven't let other ppl dictate what I post on this blog yet and I'm not gonna start now so..... I guess all I can say is I'll miss y'all, feel free to come back anytime ┐(´ー`)┌
#i havent finished the show bc im watching it with the besties and also i dont want to binge watch it#i wish theyd done a weekly release....#and im sure im going to have criticisms of it#there are already some plot things that made me a tiny bit like ?#but um there are plot things i have concerns about in all of the games too#did you guys play honest hearts or. like.#also for the record i dont mean “ill miss yall” in like a sarcastic way#i mean it in a “wow i love being in this community but some of yall hate this show so much i think im going to lose some of that community /#/ because i think we should maybe pump the brakes on hateposting crazy style in the maintags“
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Not dealing with the grief well at all today
#had another dream about him adnwoke ip thinking he was at the foot of my bed. when i fed mish this morning i almost put food in sammys bowl#i havent moved it from where it usually sits.#misha saw me staring at it and squeaked at me. hes laying under the blankets with.me now#just wanna ignore everything and go to.sleep#but i cant.#make matters worse my grandpa has. c//ncer and i was gonna be able to visit him this weekend . but my brakes are shit and i have no gas#and it wouldve been one of the few times i can cause hes gettin a white blood cell shot#for his immuno system. he rarely gets those#idk#lost my cat.probably gonna lose my grandpa. im so exhausted#sorry#vent#feel free to ignoreee. sorrz#seraph.txt
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PRAYING the red light camera was secretly unplugged or something bc i do NOT want to deal with a $350 fine rn
#or go to court to try to get it reduced#moral of the story. braking really hard is probably better than running a red light#just try not to get. rear ended#idk man driving is pain its a lose lose scenario
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digging a well into the passenger seat thru sympathy braking via thigh clenching
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Brought my skates on holiday and I may be scared of falling but I'm gonna skate every day for maybe half an hour and by god I'm leaving this island capable of skating
#todays win: I can now brake when going slowly#which I coudn't before :)#I used to rollerblade when I was younger but I've never rollerskated before#(I've had these skates for a year and barely used them 😔)#15 years of ballet is working against me lmao#every time I lose my balance my muscle memory want me to straighten up#which is BAD on skates#so my first goals are: keeping my knees bent and learning how to brake properly :p#skating
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i was rereading the start of the 17th for the genderbend AU, and uh. i gotta say. it's kind of funny how surprised i was at how seemingly stable and cheery tesilid is once he got his memories back.
#mimin trying to write#i spent too long thinking about tesilid as his most miserable LMAO#what a resilient guy! he was cracking (very lame and flat) jokes and smiling right away#and to think that i was out here going hm i want tesilina to be more miserable. to juxtapose w canon more#me going hm do you think this is obvious enough should i make her more miserable and depressed#like no no girl stop tesilina is miserable enough#pull the brakes it was already very different from canon from the start now its crazy different#whoops#i think i need to throw this in the washing machine for a week or so so that this idea loses its shape#and marinate my brain in canon for a while as i rethink this#bc i want tesilina to be purposefully ooc but not THAT drastically different#i legit forgot that tesilid was mostly okay#which is so funny to say bc i vividly REMEMBER being so miserable that hes so different from how he was in dungeon 300th#i rmb it constantly feeling like he was only half there#quietly shoves tesilina behind my back. nothing to see here
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#cops tw#bro I cannot handle one more thing happening istg#got pulled over on my way home after a 13 hour day#was already scared to drive at night and that just confirmed that I’m right to be scared#it was for running a red light n it was one of those situations of just not having time to stop on yellow#I was fully aware as it was happening that I was either going to slam on my brakes in the intersection or run a red and I could see the cop#so I knew I was getting pulled over either way I just hoped the yellow would be longer than .5 seconds. not so lucky#except I also Am so lucky bc he let me off with a warning#ig bc I don’t have any sort of serious history + with it being 420 once he saw I was sober he prob went easier#it’s the second time I’ve been pulled over in my life tho and it’s scary bc this is the first time since the accident#which maybe that was also ok bc it wasn’t my fault#I just know every warning or unlucky moment costs u more in the future if u happen to get unlucky again#like I know I got out of that bc I’m white. it was still a scary moment bc there were multiple cop cars#so it’s like is this guy abt to ruin my life am I gonna lose my license for being at the wrong place wrong time#when I’m already salty to be driving this late involuntarily#so it’s like I got unlucky And very very lucky#I just hate the confirmation that u can get pulled over at any given moment#I constantly rehearse every possible convo w cops in my head bc if u come off disabled u can die#or get arrested or whatever#and then they like don’t follow the script and u didn’t expect this to happen to u today anyway and I get flustered#anyway my point is. I’m fucking exhausted and too many things keep happening#it’s long day after long day w no end in sight rn and I’m like half asleep every day#I just want to sleep. without feeling like I’m already tired tomorrow#it’s too much. just all of it#and on top of it all. it’s 420 so the whole dorm building is basically a cloud of weed#happy u guys are having fun but u are physically harming me in my home#mine#txt#vent post#personal
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Tell me your secrets and ask me your questions Oh, let's go back to the start Running in circles, coming up tails Heads on a science apart
#Tristan Lovell#art#im still on my bootyshorts agenda yes#i may have attempted to draw this several times#but im so stressed out that ive knit several sweaters and almost got tristan to omnicrafter AND may have started oldschool runescape#also my eye won't stop twitching#you dont want to see the other doodles i promise they terreble#every time i try and come back around and be on here or sociable something suckerpunches me back#this time it was my car running me over because the brake lines were indeed dead#and a grand more expensive to fix than I thought and the mechanics keep promising 'oh tomorrow it'll be done' about 4 days going#and im losing my mind but can't do shit and dont want to bother people#so let tags no one should read be my blood letting
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+ March marks three years of Brake insanity that has not faltered once. Weird to think about. Old men that forever change your life in ways you did not expect
#the minister speaks#Brake is the weird one for me#like there is just so much I don’t think about or even acknowledge outside of ‘haha funny coincidence’#because thinking too deep on any of it I would probably literally lose my mind again and have a bl.oodbor.ne 2.0 situation#sometimes self care is ignoring possible psychic shit
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nothing to see here
#ok plz i wanna rant about how the new season of good omens is making me lose faith in humanity#girl tell me how ive trudged through 4 episodes of this season and i still dont know what the damn hell is going onnnnnn#every time i think we're getting somewhere with the 'story' the show slams the brakes to let me know that there're gay people on screen#does the coffee shop chick ever apologize to the record store chick bc i cant staaaand their romance.#like record store lady. girl. this isnt banter shes just straight up dissing your passion and life's work.#im scared to finish the season bc i just KNOW theyre gonna pull the whole 'i made u leave ur toxic partner now date me immediately' trope#ok so story beats aside my other gripe is how contrived the queer representation is in this show#i am a bi woman! my reaction to seeing wlw on screen should be 'yay! im happy theyre together' and not 'ugh this shit again?'#and also with az and crowley! what happened to their chemistry from the first season???#like on the one hand the whole 'bickering like an old married couple' schtick is lovely. but. theyre just faffing about most of the time!#remember the first season? when these characters had agency? and a semblance of intuition?#i am convinced that the majority of the characters in this season couldnt find their way out of a paper bag#i get theres a whole memory loss plot device thing happening. but it feels like Gabriel's cluelessness is like fucking infectious or smthn#i feel like an idiot for assuming that the characters i knew from the first season will be just as competent in this season. they arent!#i hated the whole 'continued' story in the wwii era. i feel like it was a pathetic ploy at giving mark gatiss more needless screentime#did they think people would find the nazi zombies amusing or something? why are we playing this off as a joke?#just admit you dont know what to do with the story and move onnnnnnnn#im gonna finish the season bc i feel like im owed the scene of david tennant sucking face with michael sheen.#itll be like reparations for having to slough through the rest of this nothing burger of a story jesuuuuuussss#ok rant over#good omens critical
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