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every time thereās like dialogue that sounds like the character is just really talking to the audience in a hallmark movie i feel disgusted with myself like what gives you the right to imply that sebastian stan from stucky fanfiction would say being gay is okay? being gay is not okay at least for him i think he has bigger problems than that like the war
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ariana grande yuri is not very rewarding i am once again reading the harry potter fanfiction of my childhoodā¦. and it doesnāt even suck so what now
#sol_txt#masters of the air is kinda hit and miss#how many times can i read anachronistic lgbt+ acceptance before i start wondering if iām homophobic myself#my mom came up to me and said Maybe youāre a drag queen but you donāt know it yet! that made me wanna kmsā¦ iām like plz#can you turn around and be prejudiced instead this is too muchā¦ she gaf about lesbianism sheās like watching hour long true crime vids
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you know when a person diagnoses themselves inside the autism spectrum and then suddenly spongebob from spongebob squarepants is obviously and canonically autistic. well i think connor mcdavid has acid reflux and gastritis
#sol_txt#was doomscrolling and then read character A parents are obviously embarrassed heās autistic so itās canon#and iām like would you mind phoning in this old man from canada for me?#his name is brian mcdavid and i need you to pass on my message
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The Rupture Tense, Jenny Xie
[ID: Nature reuses/ plotlines / not wanting / to waste / a thing. / And so we get sewn / back into / our origins.]
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āSomehow we are destined to do this together, and to feel safe every single day together.ā ā Ariana, about Cynthia.
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arigrande and cynthia erivo have competitive eating disorders while starring in the gayest gay musical acc to, by and from gay people which entertains me so much for some reason š are they gay for real? in a sense but not about each other. do they like the other? i donāt really think so. but itās almost like theyāve made a binding blood oath. like sworn coworkers. itās just an universal pictures movie why are you doing all that.
#sol_txt#A MARC PLATT PRODUCTION#itās like well i wonāt undermine the SIGNIFICANCE of wicked even if i wasnāt rly aware of it#but thereās a brazilian production for some reason#and suddenly all the glee specials make sense#i just donāt get why theyāre so committed to forcing themselves to be soulmate even if theyāre mathematically incompatible#and why is it so compelling LOL
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that's marriage vows what are you doing
#becoming a wicked infidelity yuri side quest believer#if only because IRL lesbians keep pissing me off!!!!!!!!! elementary school me needs thisā¦ā¦#also the gayfabe is sooooo š like the vibes make me squeamish because acting is acting is acting#but also so š¤ like i will subscribe to traumatized pop star meets tony award winner while they both get hater over āhomewreckingā
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What I'm saying isā¦ I'm just saying, I don't know. Okay? I don't know what I am. I can't tell what I am, and I never will be able to tell is what I'm saying. And yeah, maybe I am a sociopath, and maybe I should've got AIDS, and maybe I'll only like it this way. Because with girls, it was like, how could I even know? ā The Hurt Man (1.05)
#cw child abuse#cw csa#iāve been watching netflix to get over februaryās depressive episode and this show is so horrible#in the sense that ryan murphy is fucking crazy#but cooper koch and nac are kinda frā¦ā¦..
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Alex brings up fanfiction, again
CoC 3 outtakes
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one month without twitter i dunked my disposable vape inside a water cup so i could finally get rid of it. i need Connor McDavid to promise me something
#sol_txt#had my little rebellion while working 2 jobs and studying but thatās over and gone and fine like truly oh my god
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elon muskās holding a dick measuring contest onesidedly against my countryās supreme court minister and now. I canāt hatescroll anymore
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How are you feeling?
I wonāt play your psychological games
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truly like bad decision after bad decision and they never pan out whatsoever! just in spite of fan support always. for no results. i could at least pretend to understand the line of thought that a win is a win is a win but there is no fucking win!!!!!!!!! youāre bringing shame to whatever the fuck the oilers were supposed to be and thereās not even anything to show for it!!!!!!
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the players wonāt speak up and i know that but the fact that thereās not even an attempt to. bleak as hell. depressing. very stupid. whatever
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-_- oilers news made me so sad. theyāre such a shortsighted organization and thatās why things are doomed to failure every time. competency canāt justify this but you canāt even attempt to because there is none. thatās fine too i just want the franchise to fold now
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ethnography of a college student gallivanting across convenience stores all around the city. hot chilli sucks also i tried the fuego ones when i was h*gh and it scared me so badā¦. why is it pink and nasty!!!!!! burned my mouth and gave a sore / bloody wound? xplosion is here twice in diff sizes bec hot chilli was so bad i got kinda angryā¦ then bought more xplosion to heal š
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iām about to be a journalist but rather than jeopardizing it i think writing fanfiction actually carries a lot of water for the matter of my convictionsā¦ and principles. etc.
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