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#cops tw#bro I cannot handle one more thing happening istg#got pulled over on my way home after a 13 hour day#was already scared to drive at night and that just confirmed that I’m right to be scared#it was for running a red light n it was one of those situations of just not having time to stop on yellow#I was fully aware as it was happening that I was either going to slam on my brakes in the intersection or run a red and I could see the cop#so I knew I was getting pulled over either way I just hoped the yellow would be longer than .5 seconds. not so lucky#except I also Am so lucky bc he let me off with a warning#ig bc I don’t have any sort of serious history + with it being 420 once he saw I was sober he prob went easier#it’s the second time I’ve been pulled over in my life tho and it’s scary bc this is the first time since the accident#which maybe that was also ok bc it wasn’t my fault#I just know every warning or unlucky moment costs u more in the future if u happen to get unlucky again#like I know I got out of that bc I’m white. it was still a scary moment bc there were multiple cop cars#so it’s like is this guy abt to ruin my life am I gonna lose my license for being at the wrong place wrong time#when I’m already salty to be driving this late involuntarily#so it’s like I got unlucky And very very lucky#I just hate the confirmation that u can get pulled over at any given moment#I constantly rehearse every possible convo w cops in my head bc if u come off disabled u can die#or get arrested or whatever#and then they like don’t follow the script and u didn’t expect this to happen to u today anyway and I get flustered#anyway my point is. I’m fucking exhausted and too many things keep happening#it’s long day after long day w no end in sight rn and I’m like half asleep every day#I just want to sleep. without feeling like I’m already tired tomorrow#it’s too much. just all of it#and on top of it all. it’s 420 so the whole dorm building is basically a cloud of weed#happy u guys are having fun but u are physically harming me in my home#mine#txt#vent post#personal
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When pressure on the GCPD to catch Batman gets really bad, they literally will arrest some random person dressed as Batman, slap them with outrageous charges, and then use the backlogged courts system and the lack of any evidence to tell the powers that made them do this, aw shucks, thought we really had him that time.
#And let whatever authority mandated this that they can “get a confession out” wink wink#And that authority goes “dear God not in the fucking election year just keep looking” *considers*#*considers some more* “You know what forget it it's fine.”#A) the cops are hella corrupt but this time it's not so bad#And B) exactly nobody is into getting their jaw replaced because they tried to arrest batman (who literally ignores them)#batman#personal#bruce wayne#Gcpd#Only in Gotham
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"People are touched, and then what?"
No Other Land (2024 🇵🇸), directed by Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Hamdan Ballal, Rachel Szor
#no other land 2024#no other land#basel adra#just posting from trailers and whatever i can find . not a lot :/#listening to their indiewire talk and thankfully the f—— released basel's [gorgeous] father the same day. but you see him arrested in the#film as well. and the 2nd image happens bc of it#basel's mom at one point was like 'i washed your clothes so you can pack them in your bag in case you get arrested'#yuval abraham#hamdan ballal#rachel szor#documentary#dailyworldcinema#palestinian cinema#world cinema#screencaps#cinemasource#swanasource#filmantidote#women directors#cinema!
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Bringing back that silly Maya winky meme with Adam :3
Without the mask!! ✨👁️🫦👁️✨
I had fun drawing these :3
#hes so quirky#art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#adam hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#fanart#doodle#hh#that one maya winky art meme idk#maya winky#art meme#pls marry me#i mean youll probably get arrested but whatever /j
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Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house?
#God I love that quote#this is so random but I'm obsessed with AD. i watched the first 3 seasons and it's the funniest thing on the planet#had to get my head out of the bear#arrested development#george bluth#michael bluth#lucille bluth#buster bluth#also this edit is like... trying to make it look more serious. like if it were a suspense film or something. not sure i had to clarify that#but whatever#jeffrey tambor#jason bateman#jessica walter#tony hale#favourite edits#this one ... i really appreciate the reactions it got ❤
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I've spent a massive amount of time with straight people this week, and I've surmised that they almost exclusively talk about the following subjects:
- Harry Potter
- Their children / future family-making plans
- Travel (always tropical or warm)
- How little they have in common with their spouse
- Sports
- Diets
- US politics (we're in Canada)
#not to be a hater but im so anti-straight lol this is known#and i have straight friends it's just oppressive when you're the only queer person around#everyone talking about how much they love florida and i'm sitting there like#i would be arrested if i went there. i would not be safe.#also can everyone please fucking drop harry potter i hate hearing about it#*disclaimer blah blah* not trying to be an exclusionist or whatever#but straight people just experience the world slightly differently and it really comes out#in conversations where there's only one non-straight person#i feel like this is implied but they were all cis#i should also say that i enjoy talking to people and usually have fun with these conversations#but i just get tired.#okay no more disclaimers i'm allowed to say down with cishet on tumblr
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something something William Cipher
#sorry not a batman post#gravity falls#bill cipher#or as I like to call this design#william puzzle#on account of me not liking it#whatever#if this gets enough notes I’ll draw this bill fucking ford nasty#gravity falls fanart#bill cipher fanart#book of bill#book of bill fanart#tbob#tbob fanart#human bill cipher#human bill design#ev-arrested#ev-arrested art
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off to monaco tomorrow so send in your orders for f1 drivers asap pls!
#i will do whatever it takes#me when i see a sexy car and climb on the bonnet to get a selfie and then get arrested and thrown into monagasque jail#like lando did when he accidentally stole those sausages
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Can’t get nothing past Boone ;-;
#one of my headcanons for my courier is that she just takes whatever she can grab#crow insticts#a little hoarder#both her room in novac and vegas is cluttered with stuff she 'borrowed'#boone hates it#but once he warms up to her he starts buying the things she wants to nab#to be nice and also to not get them arrested#or shot#craig boone#courier six#the courier#Six#fallout new vegas#fallout#fnv#my art#posting at goblin hours again
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#bloodborne#not exaggerating when i say that even wearing PANTS was seen as an exclusively masc thing btw#there are Multiple cases of women literally PASSING AS DUDES by wearing pants. IN THE ARMY NO LESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#this one lady who wore pants to farm was seen so outlandish it warranted public backlash#women were arrested for wearing pants and button-down shirts as recently as THE SIXTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i could go more into maria's outfit as a whole but the pants ALONE make her canonically masc By Definition in the historical context :)#if ur abt to be fucking stupid on this post im Just going to block u btw#having said that if anyone DOES have normal responses or questions i really love history and i have a lot of resources#comment/reblog/inbox/dm are all fair game <333#in case anyone was curious what my inbox looked like after making that post#most of these are direct quotes :) its just silly to me#like holy [citation needed]#if u want to know more!!!!#i love her so much and im really tired of (overwhelmingly cis) people literally being so insecure in their own gender#that they just start reinventing gender roles in my inbox!!!!!#and everywhere else they can get their hands on#i think some of yall need to realize that uhhhhhhh#butch lesbians seeing maria as a butch lesbian is not fucking '''''''tokenism'''''''''''' or whatever#that is Literally Not What That Word Means#but it may be worth examining why you are so upset by it?#or barring that........have some genuine curiosity about the history of gender.......because its really cool to research imo
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pac 🤝 badboyhalo wanting to get arrested at gunpoint by foolish
#pac telling fit all about how he’d love to get arrested get a gun held at him get handcuffed and taken away by foolish#fit who’s like ok whatever you want man. we all cope in different ways#like doesn’t that sound familiar (badboyhalo I know what you are)#mcyt#qsmp#q!bbh#q!pactw#q!foolish#z speaks
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he's lying to himself he's very much also a dumb virgin
#art#my art#apr 2023#persona#p5#goro akechi#royal trio#hes also lying to himself in the sense that he loves them really /p#(/p intent w sumi as always but tag how you like)#on the topic of greentexts do you think he would use 4/ch/an. not on like... /pol/ or whatever but just to argue about shit#reddit yeah sure but i do think the ability to send anonymous death threats without getting banned would b very alluring to him#edit: im entering this into my Internal Akechi Lore now actually i think he leaks info about shidos campaign on 4chan#and gets brushed off as a conspiracy theorist but it blows up after shidos arrested
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what’s going on with these brothers? wrong answers only
#aka ‘no matter what nonsense you come up with it’ll never come close to whatever the [redacted] anime staff were cooking’#man. looking at this scene without text makes it look a teeny bit reasonable.#like ‘older bro yanks little bro away from alcohol at a house party they were invited to; gets into trouble with cops for being out late’#‘older bro later pokes fun at little bro for being unable to recuse himself from the situation despite his prickly personality’#‘little bro gets embarrassed and defends himself for his uncharacteristic passiveness’#the end. no clubs. no weird ‘lol u cute koichiro’s. just bros being bros.#like. wdym yujiro got koichiro out of that situation by just 🧍🏻ing there#chat can we manifest a retcon for this scene lmao#i refuse to accept this as the reason for yujiro’s arrest#(mmmmmmmpphhhhhhhh i get over the ✨terrors✨ a lil’ bit and throw myself headfirst into new terrors i hate how my mind works sometimes lmao)#(cmonnnnnn can ch5 of the chizuutan manga leave regionlock already i wanna see more renren and tsumurin)#(ok yup i think that’s enough horrors for one night im outta here—)
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Headcanon: when the older Clarke kids were young, the Lambert house wasn't a historical preservation, it was just that really old dilapidated house nearby that the kids used to play in (because irresponsible midcentury parents gonna be irresponsible midcentury parents. James probably gave the walls a few kicks and declared it safe). They used to catch fireflies in the yard.
#headcanons#the clarke family#tanya clarke#dennis clarke#anthony clarke#the lambert house#the dark pictures anthology#little hope#but wait *climbs on soapbox*#while im on the subject i may as well point out that the house where amy was arrested doesnt quite look like the house where abraham#visited joseph#going by what we see of the interiors and to a lesser extent the windows (lesser the windows because they could get replaced)#but i cant assume that they were really intended to be different homes so its whatever#ok cool dont be surprised if this topic comes up again *dismounts soapbox*
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killing his dad went fine.
spoilers in tags!
#victor vallakovich#CoS PC: Emilia#curse of strahd#sketch#doodle#lady wachter (house arrest era) got one of her cultists to steal his spellbook at the reception#and then lured Emilia to her house by leaving little clues and was like “you’re a girlboss. I respect that.”#“unfortunately your pathetic husband probably had something to do with my daughter.”#“I will prove it with his book. Necromancy is so interesting.”#“so when you two do whatever it is you do I will be your advisor because you are so young. and I will give it back.”#then tried to get Emilia to sign a contract which she didn’t do#so Emilia promised to heal her daughter as an act of good faith between families#as well as agreed to the advisor gamble with the secret plan to take her tf out#then went home and got the full story on Stella which wasn’t as heinous as I was expecting. bad but not too bad.#anyway we got the spellbook back and killed vargas so Vallaki’s a fucking MESS#wedding AND a coup#Barovia have a normal Wedding challenge
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Also if it's Loona beating the hell out of Blitzo then it's funny ahah gag but when Moxxie dad slaps him then we're supposed to take it seriously sjdjejdbdk
No like,i get it and i get that the circumstances are different and one is clearly written to be a serious scene but cut me the slack here for a second, cause how is Loona beating and kicking blitz funny to begin with and how is it supposed to be funny when you try to make a character on the other side of the story, someone we are supposed to take as an abuser by doing the exact same beating and kicking (it was a slap but you get my point regardless).
I apologise for being a nitpicky asshole but tell me how is that coherent in the slightest writing wise cause
This character is abusive for this but that other character isn't despite doing the same stuff?
#am i just missing sth here#am i supposed to root for Loona but condemn Moxxie's dad in the process when she beats the hell out of her family too#i get what they were going for i really do but this is just LAZY#i also dont tend to get this hiffy over helluva cause i just sit and complain to myself usually#but this is starting to get absurdly annoying#does Adam and Viv not understand what a physical visual gag is#like where is the line what am i supposed to gather here why ARE THERE PRISONS IN HELL AUSJEHDJS#what is the jurisdiction in hell when everyone seems to do whatever in one ep#but can be arrested for robbery the next like#helluva boss critical#vivziepop critical
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