#the blues with the pinky-purples are really nice :)

[mundane-herta]

@venomous-qwille's Misuta in doll form!

[bmpmp3]

[aaronsguccitie]

And another!!

hotch playing tea time with his daughter and he’s forced to wear tiaras, sit in a small chair, and drink his imaginary tea with his pinky up and mom!reader is just laughing and sneaks a picture to send to the team

- 💗

💗 anon, you shall get a hundred kisses <3

Tea time

Cw: fem!mom!reader, fluff, girl dad Aaron, no use of yn, Aaron being a complete pushover

Word count: 1.2k

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His knees ache.

Come to think of it, so does his back. Sitting cramped in a plastic pink chair, folded nearly in half will do that to him, Aaron thinks. 

His stuffed companions don’t seem to suffer from the same fate. They’re happily drinking their tea and enjoying their biscuits, much like Aaron is supposed to be doing. He almost envies the way their furry legs rest comfortably on their matching pink chairs.

“Purple or pink?” Olivia asks him, holding out two tiaras. 

Aaron eyes the sharp combs at the end of them with mild terror. He opens his mouth to decline—he almost does, really—but Olivia’s eyes are wide and impatient, exactly like yours. 

The protest gets trapped in his throat. 

“Uhh, don’t you have a blue one?” He asks, mentally kicking himself. “I seem to remember buying you a blue tiara.”

“Nope! Purple or pink?” Olivia asks again. Her own tiara rests lopsidedly on her head, its purple jewels catching the sunlight streaming in through her bedroom window. The color matches with her Princess Rapunzel dress he’d gotten her at Disney World.

Well, at least nobody else is gonna see him in it.

“Purple,” Aaron decides. “So I can match with you, won’t that be nice?”

“But you won’t be the princess, too,” his daughter says. A small frown pulls her brows together, exactly the same as his—and way too stern for a four-year-old. Aaron gently touches the scrunch until it fades. “I’m the only princess.”

“Of course,” Aaron agrees softly. He adjusts her lopsided crown. “I’ll be the prince, is that okay?”

“No.” Olivia giggles, two of his dimples appearing in her cheeks. “Silly Daddy. You’ll be the king!” She says as she grabs the purple tiara and rises on her tiptoes, trying to reach the top of his head.

Aaron bends his neck down, a hand going to her waist to steady her until her heels touch the ground again. “How could I have forgotten,” he murmurs, his small smile turning into a wince when the combs of the tiara dig against his scalp. He bites down on his tongue to trap the hiss in his throat, forcibly stretching his lips into another smile as he looks up at Olivia with mildly watering eyes.

“How do I look?”

“Kingly.” His daughter giggles. Aaron blinks back the blurriness in his vision, smiling as Olivia picks up her purple fairy wand and waves it around theatrically before she clears her throat, “And now I dec—del…delcare—”

“Declare.”

“—declare it’s time for teatime!”

She sets down her wand and pours the very strong concoction of tap water into Aaron’s teacup, her tongue peeking out as she holds the lid of the teapot to keep it steady. Some of the faux tea spills over the rim and splashes onto his sweatpants, turning the fabric into a darker gray as Olivia hands him a plate of plastic cake when she’s done.

Aaron accepts it graciously. “Thank you, sweetheart.” He places the plate next to his tea and fumbles for the teacup, struggling to hook his finger through the handle.

“Y’welcome,” Olivia mumbles, too busy with pouring the rest of her guests’ tea.

Did they poke the hole with a needle? Aaron resigns himself to picking up the teacup from its sides. It gets swallowed up by his hands, his fingers overlapping around its circumference. 

“Being a hostess is hard work, isn’t it?” He asks as he watches her hand out cake slices to their stuffed companions.

“Mommy does it an’ she’s good at it.”

“She is,” Aaron chuckles, “guess you got that from her, huh?”

“Mhm.” Olivia finally plops down onto her chair, tilting her crown again as she reaches for her own teacup with a deep sigh.

“So how have you been ruling over your subjects?” Aaron asks seriously. He turns to the stuffed animals lining the table; her teddy and Jack’s orca and a battered unicorn from Penelope, “Are you all satisfied with the way Princess Livvy is treating you?”

“Princess Olivia, Daddy.” She corrects, frowning a little and continuing again before Aaron can remedy his mistake. “They say we go t’bed too early,” Olivia pouts.

“Do they? Well,” he brings the teacup to his lips again, pretending to take a sip, “I say—”

“Daddy, y’have to do this,” Olivia interrupts, picking up her own teacup and sticking out her pinky. She looks at Aaron expectantly.

“Oh, forgive me.” Aaron says and sticks his out, too. “Is that better?”

A muffled laugh catches his attention. That in itself makes him smile, but when he hears the not so subtle click of a camera, his eyes flick to you.

Caught.

You bite your lip and throw him a wink, disappearing behind the door frame with your phone held in your hand.

Aaron turns back to Olivia as he sets down his teacup. “I’m so sorry, your highness, may I be excused for a moment?”

“You’ll come back?” She frowns, her eyes narrowed in suspicion. Aaron stifles a laugh; his daughter through and through.

“Yes, baby.” He promises.

Her frown clears. “Okay.”

Aaron eagerly gets up from the cramped chair, his knees cracking when he straightens. He stifles a wince and leaves Olivia’s bedroom, immediately finding you in the hallway just outside. There’s a grin on your face as you look down at your phone, thumbs flying over the screen.

You hear him and look up, your smile turning sheepish as you click your phone shut and slide it into your back pocket.

He crosses over to you, his arms wrapping around your body, hands dipping into your pockets to search for your phone.

“Delete that.” Aaron murmurs.

You slap his hands away. “Delete what?”

“The picture.” He lifts his brow. Your mouth drops open, no doubt to deny it, and he cuts across you, “I know you took one, honey, don’t play dumb.”

The corner of your lip pinches as you try to hold back a wider smile. “That’s a cute crown. But sorry, your majesty,” you bow, “it’s already been sent to the group chat.”

“Jesus Christ.” Aaron groans, rubbing the heels of his hands into his eyes.

A grin splits your face in half. You pull his hands away from his eyes, gently holding them in your own. “So does that make me queen now?” 

“It makes you a traitor. I’ll call Garcia about this.”

You blow a raspberry in his face. “Please. She’s the first one to back it up on all her devices. You’re too late, bossman,” you straighten his tiara.

Aaron winces as the combs dig in deeper. He gently holds your wrist, his scalp just shy of weeping blood.

Your eyes shine as you press your lips together, the corners of them turning up as you try in vain to hold back a smile. “You look very kingly, your majesty.” The edges of your voice quiver with a laugh.

Aaron sighs. “Your daughter said the same.” He drones flatly.

You can no longer hold back your laughter.

[quantum1mmortality]

Guess who's suffering from writers block!!! No but fr I wanna write SO BAD but I just can't 😭😭 so take some twst pp hcs until I decide to work on commissions again

Not proofread idc shank me

♧CW!!! Fem reader! twst dick hcs duh, every NRC student EXCLUDING ortho, might have some other hcs too

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Riddle:

Its... cute? Idk how to explain it

He is VERY sensitive

5.5 inches

Slight curve downward

The tip is a really deep red

Cum is watery, tastes like rosewater(this is a fantasy world i can make cum taste like anything i want)

Balls aren't all that heavy, very soft and squishy tho

Likes rimming. No further comments

Trey:

EEK MY BOY

I'm gonna try not to be biased

Hes BIG tho

I know you've seen him. Let's be honest, we all know he's PACKING

So I'm gonna say a solid 7-8 inches with a nice amount of girth

No curve, but very veiny

Heavy balls. Like, HEAVY. Bros got a whole bakery in there

Soft pink tip

Cum is the normal consistency, he takes care of himself

If you're sucking him off he'll change the flavor of his cock and his cum to whatever you want (thank god for doodle suit)

Cater:

Easy 7 inches

Not too sensitive, it takes a while for him to cum

His cum is pretty thick, its all the spicy ramen he eats

Curve upward, huge thick vein going from his balls to the tip

Cum tastes salty, but not overwhelming

Will have his clones fuck you silly

Deuce:

Another small boy

I'll say 6 inches, no curve

Hes sensitive too, but not as much as riddle

He really like getting his balls sucked more than his cock itself

Cum is watery too, but it tastes good

Like sweet in a way

Tip is a light blue dont ask why

Ace:

Another small boy 😭

He is CLUELESS

Poor man is a one pump chump

5.6 inches, curve to the left

SENSETIVE. pussy got this boy on his knees

Balls squishy, balls soft?

Yes to both

His rip is red, like a blush red

Azul:

A good 6ish inches with a curve downward

Not as sensitive as you may think

I think it would be funny if the bottom of his cock had like little suckers or some shit

Tip is dark purple and he has some veins, not many tho

Heavy balls, no squish :(

Cum is thick and black bc octopus

Tastes like what watered down hand sanitizer smells like

Jade:

😨

Its slimy.

No further comment on that

No but its like wet, a lot

So is floyds but we aren't there yet

Its like lube 🥺

Okay but he's LONG

8.5 AT LEAST

He also enjoys rimming

Tip is dark cyan

Cum is slimy too

Add some borax water and sell it on etsy

Floyd:

Basically the same as Jade

Hes smaller tho

Hes 6 inches but has SO much girth

His cum is more watery than slimy and the tip is a light blue

Lots of veins too

Kalim:

6 inches

So sensitive

He begs.

Loves blow jobs but would NEVER ask for them

Heavy soft balls

A dark brown tip and there's lil red swirlies

Cum is thick

Tastes like coconut toothpaste

Jamil:

mmmmmmmmMMMMMMM

BIG

So big

Destroy me PLEASE

7.8 inches and a big curve upwards

Likes fingers in his ass, just like Kanye west

Doesn't like blow jobs he cums too quick :(

Gets overstimulated easily and when he does hes highly submissive

Cum a lil thick (its all the curry he eats)

Its yummy tho

Tastes salty and a lil sweet

Like a pretzel

Tip is a redish-brownish

Vil:

Hes a very odd case

Hes big, dont get me wrong

But mans does NOT have sex 😭

He complains it ruins his makeup

7.4 inches with a few veins

Oh yeah hes unclipped too idk why but he is

Tip is a pinky purple color

Balls got some weight, they're not sensitive

Rook:

Hes an even weirder case

Hes very big but almost NEVER penetrates you

Hed much rather be in between your legs for hours on end

Making you cum on his face gives him so much pleasure

He doesn't touch himself either

When he's eating you out he has one hand thrusting fingers into your pussy, the other hand thrusting fingers into your ass(hes an ass man I know he is) while he sucks on your clit the whole time

He cums on the sheets whenever you do bc he knows how good you feel

Hes 8.5 inches with a curve down, large vein going upward

A creme colored tip

Cum normal consistency, you don't know what it tastes like because he never let's you suck him off :(

Epel:

Small boy

Whimpers

A lot

Hes 6 inches with a curve to the left

Light purple tip bc I said so

Light balls, but no squish :(

Cum is watery and tastes like lavender oil

Idia:

Oh god

Contrary to popular belief he has a lot of stamina

He doesn't have ANY experience tho

Played a lot of hentai games but thats the extent of his experience

I think it would be really funny if instead of whispering dirty talk or praise during sex he tells you the fnaf lore

Like he'll be blowing your back out and he'll just be like "so the crying child was actually william aftons son-" and then he cums

After hes done and doing aftercare he'll quiz you on the fnaf lore

If you get any of the questions wrong he'll fuck you until you can't walk as a punishment

If you get them all right he'll eat you out for hours until you also can't walk

Win win honestly

8 inches

TIP IS BLUUUEEEEEE

Cum is thick and salty, he doesn't take care of himself

Heavy, HEAVY balls. Very sensitive

He loves blow jobs too

Leona:

8.8 inches, but if we're being real to how ACTUAL lion anatomy is hes closer to 3 inches but yall aren't ready for that convo

Not sensitive at all, it takes so long for him to cum

But when he does hes so sweet, whispering praise after praise to you and lots of kisses

Cum is normal consistency, a lil on the thicker end

Its a bit bitter with a sweet aftertaste

Hes also unclipped and I will not elaborate

Idk if lions have them but if they do then he has a knot, not as big as jacks tho

Heavy balls, they're sensitive

Brown tip, like, dark brown tip

Ruggie:

7ish inches with a curve down

Also likes eating you out

Doesn't like having his balls touched

They're cute and squishy tho

Cum is also thick and doesn't taste like anything

Tip is a light brown and has a vein going through it

Jack:

8 inches.

Has a huge knot. Physically cannot pull out when it comes to it

Cum tastes like strawberries

Doesn't let you suck him off often bc he doesn't wanna knot in your mouth

Also gets pleasure from eating you out

Tip is grey and sensitive

Malleus:

Hes also like rook in the way he'd eat you out for hours if you'd let him

But he does penetrate you

Our big dragon boy loves the feeling of being inside your tight cunt

Will probably cum if you praise him

He has 2.

One on top one on the bottom

The one on top is longer, 9 inches while the one on the bottom is 7ish, the bottom one is a lot thicker tho

He'll be so slow easing them in and almost never goes fast when it comes to sex

He sees it as love making

They both have a black tip and the cum is normal consistency, tastes like... eggs? Hardboiled don't ask

Oh yeah his cum glows in the dark

Lilia:

Idc what you guys say this man is SO EXPERIENCED

He knows how to have sex properly and can make you cum in seconds if he feels like it

7 inches, his dick is where all his height went

Because he's so experienced he doesn't cum easily

PINK TIP PINK TIP

His cum is normal consistency, a little watery maybe

Tastes like citrus

Silver:

Loves when you ride him

Likes missionary too tho

7 inches too

His tip is grey

Very sensitive and gets overstimulated easily

Hes also just very submissive in general

Cum is watery and tastes like what a new car smells like

Sebek:

LOUD

SO LOUD

CANT TAKE THIS BITCH ANYWHERE

Cries during sex

Loves when you pull his hair

Does he have horns? If he does they're very sensitive

Cums if you touch them

Hes a crocodile right

Nah he has horns

8 inches no other comments

GREEN TIP

Cum is thick and bitter

We love him tho

Balls squishy

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A/n: im so fuckibg tired god help me

[deadhands69]

Where Kodamas Live

Katsuki Bakugo x gn Reader

Hiking Date

part of a small series I just started, these dates can be read as one shots or all existing in the same universe [quick read; wc: .7k]

see also: [ramen date]

You've never had issues keeping up with people while hiking, but for the first time you could swear it takes you two steps for every one of Katsuki Bakugo’s. On top of the pace, he hasn’t stopped for a break in the hour you’ve been trudging up the hill.

“How much further?” you ask, breath betraying the calm demeanor you’d been trying to put on.

He laughs slightly, “almost there, I promise.”

He said that twenty minutes ago too.

It really is beautiful out here, you think. The golden light layering through the trees. Making the air look heavier than it is. Places like this make the existence of kodamas seem not so far fetched.

When he asked you to go on a hiking date to watch the sunset you weren’t sure where you’d end up. Sure, you know a lot of places but most of the ones with good views would all be overrun with people this time of year. Not the most appealing location for two well-known heroes to go on a date. You’d rather spend time getting to know him than running from the inevitable following you’d attract.

You haven’t seen a single person out here. Although, you’re not completely convinced this is a real trail - most of it is overgrown. He looks confident in his trajectory though, so you continue to follow. 

A few branches brush against your legs but you hardly notice them anymore. You’re getting used to it. Your body is beginning to get used to is speed too, relaxing into the movement. Just as you begin to think you can maintain this, he comes to a stop. 

Stepping over the last few rocks and tree roots, you finally catch-up to him.

The trail abruptly ends, opening to a rocky clearing on the side of a cliff. From here, you can see everything. The forest you’ve just run through. The city gleaming faintly in the distance. 

He pulls a small blanket from his backpack before laying it out on the ground. You take the chance to drink some of your water before taking a seat next to him. 

As the golden glow deepens, the warm light illuminates the tip of every tree beneath you. The river burns red like lava snaking through the valley.

His hand reaches over yours, grazing your pinky before linking a few fingers with you. The touch sends a thrill through your body. Up to now, the rush to make it in time for the sunset masked any nerves you might have had about going on a date with Bakugo. Here you are now, with no distractions. 

Maybe you should say something, you think. The two of you haven’t talked much since getting to the trailhead side of the road. He looks uncharacteristically calm though. Orange and pink light reflecting from his face. Only now does it occur to you why he brought you here: it’s where he can feel at peace. He wanted to share that with you. 

You decide against interrupting his experience with words and opt to tip your head onto his shoulder. He smirks, wrapping one arm around you to pull you closer.

The two of you sit like this until orange fades to pink. 

To purple. 

Into a deep blue, specks of stars beginning to form.

“We should probably head back,” he whispers, thinly veiling his disappointment the moment is ending. The weight of his arm leaves your back, leaving a coolness in it’s absence.

The walk back feels much more leisurely. The lack of a rush allows you to notice more this time around. White wildflowers tucked into the forest glow under your light. Every shadow moving along with you. The way he moves adeptly through the woods like he does this all the time.

By the time you reach the car, you’re exhausted but so refreshed. The drive home continues just as quietly. Not awkward, more tranquil. It’s a nice break from day to day life.

In spite of most of the evening being spent in silence, you leave feeling like you know another side of him.

more Bakugo: masterlist

taglist: @gold24fish

[aspeni-cody]

I keep asking everyone but they never do 😭 i think it would be really nice something about Giyuu with an artsy s/o like she s a demon slayer too but she paints and is very good at it you know what i mean ??

Brushstrokes of You

(Giyu Tomioka x Artist!Demon Slayer!Reader)

Thank you so much for the request I hope you enjoy!!

The evening sun spilled through the windows, casting a warm golden hue across the room.

You were sitting on the floor, legs folded beneath you, surrounded by scattered tubes of paint, a few crumpled sketches, and your half-finished canvas.

The image you were working on was vibrant: a field of red spider lilies swaying under a sky painted with deep blues and purples — a memory stitched together from all the quiet places you'd seen on missions, stitched together with colors no words could describe.

A thin smudge of blue streaked your cheek, unnoticed.

You were so lost in your art that you didn't hear the soft footsteps until a shadow fell across you.

You paused, glancing up from your work — and there he was.

Giyu stood in the doorway, silent, arms folded loosely over his chest, the faintest of soft smiles barely tugging at the corners of his mouth.

His hair was still a little damp from his earlier patrol, strands clinging to his forehead. His uniform jacket was unbuttoned at the collar, sleeves pushed up to his forearms casually.

He looked tired — but calm.

At peace.

Your chest tightened at the sight.

"You should be resting," Giyu said after a moment, his voice deep and low, threading into the quiet like a velvet ribbon.

You smiled to yourself, returning your focus to your canvas. "Just a little longer. I want to finish this part."

He didn’t argue.

Giyu never pressured you.

Instead, he stepped further into the room, bare feet barely making a sound against the wood floor.

Without a word, he settled behind you, his knees brushing the backs of yours.

You felt his warmth first, then the steady, grounding touch of his hand finding your waist, fingers splayed lightly against the fabric of your clothes.

You froze for a second — not in fear, but in that fluttery, breath-catching way you always did when Giyu touched you without hesitation.

Then you relaxed against him, the curve of your back leaning naturally into his chest.

Your brush moved slowly now, as if your heart and hands couldn’t quite keep up with how aware you were of him.

He stayed quiet, resting his chin lightly against your shoulder, watching.

"You always look different when you paint," he murmured suddenly, his breath warm against your ear.

"Different how?" you asked, voice soft.

Giyu thought about it for a moment. "Lighter. Like… you're somewhere else. Somewhere better."

The vulnerability in his words made you pause, blinking down at your half-finished painting.

You'd never thought about it like that.

But maybe he was right.

Maybe in the strokes of red and blue and gold, you carved out a place where things weren't so heavy. A world untouched by blood and loss.

You turned slightly, enough to see him in the corner of your eye.

Without thinking, you dipped your pinky finger into a small smear of blue paint and tapped it gently onto the tip of his nose.

Giyu blinked, clearly startled, his face blanking for a second in that way only he could.

You giggled, feeling the tightness in your chest lift. "There. Now you're part of the painting too."

For a long beat, he just looked at you — and the air between you changed.

Thickened.

Slowly, Giyu lifted one hand and cupped your jaw carefully, like he was worried you might shatter if he touched you too hard.

"You make everything beautiful," he said lowly, voice so soft you almost thought you imagined it.

Your breath caught.

And before you could say anything — he leaned in and kissed you.

A featherlight press of lips, filled with an aching tenderness that made your heart ache.

You melted into it, fingers curling loosely in the fabric of his haori.

When he pulled away, just barely, his forehead pressed against yours, noses brushing, you whispered, "I love you, Giyu."

"I know," he breathed. "I love you too."

And it felt like the most natural thing in the world.

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Later that night…

The moon had risen by the time you finally put away your paints.

Giyu had stayed by your side the whole time, even when you gently shooed him toward the futon, telling him you'd be there soon.

When you finally slid under the covers beside him, Giyu immediately wrapped an arm around you, pulling you close until your head rested against his chest.

The steady rhythm of his heartbeat was soothing, a lullaby of its own.

You lay like that for a while, your fingers absentmindedly tracing circles on his chest.

Then — when he thought you were dozing off — he shifted slightly, just enough to tilt your chin up with two fingers and kiss you again.

This time deeper. Slower.

Less careful.

You whimpered softly into the kiss, feeling yourself melt into him, heart fluttering wildly.

Giyu's hand slid from your waist to your hip, thumb brushing slow, lazy circles against your skin, grounding you to him.

"Stay with me," he whispered against your lips, voice barely a breath.

"I'm not going anywhere," you murmured back, nuzzling against him.

His arms tightened around you, pressing your bodies flush together, like he could fuse you to him just by holding tight enough.

The two of you eventually drifted off like that — tangled up in each other, hearts beating in perfect, quiet rhythm.

And as Giyu drifted into sleep, he thought,

Maybe this is what peace feels like.

Not in a painting.

Not in a dream.

But here — in you.

[downbadperture]

Cores (Wheatley and the corrupted cores) with a reader that’s constantly changing hair colour? Kinda like Ramona flowers:3 tysm!!

OKAY I HAVENT DONE THESE IN A WHILE BUT I WANNA SO-

Cores x Reader who constantly changes their hair

Wheatley!

Okay first off, I don't think any of the cores know what hair dye is. Wheatley didn't know humans could come in the hair color you had when you first met him, so he'd ask something like "So um.. Not to be rude, your hair looks nice and all, really nice very bright, but uh- Is your hair naturally like that or were you born with it?" meanwhile your hair color is like a pastel green

The first time you dye your hair, Wheatley would be straight up baffled. He doesn't wanna come off as stupid so he'll just assume he just saw your hair wrong for a good while because what SMART person would forget what a person's hair color looks like. But he'd probably think he's going crazy until he actually asks what's happening.

He genuinely really likes your hair colors! But it takes some time to get used to each time you change it. Sometimes he'll bring up how he missed one or if he doesn't like a certain color he'll unintentionally be blunt about it

If you dyed your hair the color of his optic, he'd get so flustered like "Oh erm thank you, i'm honored to be your, erm, hair (I think that's how you would word it). Your hair copying my eye heh... That's sweet, really it is, very nice. Didn't know my eye looked that pretty,"

He brings up how he would probably do something similar with his hair too if he had hair

Rick!

He thinks you look so damn badass depending on what color you have

If your hair is like orange or red or a mix of both, he'd say something about your hair looking like an explosion on your head. He means this very positively

He loves when your hair is very bright and loud, especially if it's a mix of colors. Whether it be a fade, half and half, rainbow. He digs it.

I feel like he would make petnames revolving around your hair color sometimes like "Pinky," if its pink, "Sunflower" if it's yellow, "Blueberry" if its blue etc etc

If you dyed his hair the same as his optic (Thinking like mostly green but black near where the hair falls in front of the ears) I like to think he'd be super flattered to an embarrassing degree. Like clearing his throat that he doesn't have and going "This one might be my favorite so far, darlin! Looks hot considering it looks like me heh". Meanwhile he's kicking himself internally for being super damn flustered over it.

Fact!

Now usually Fact, admittedly, would probably not find dyed hair tasteful at first. Deeming it unprofessional or that the hair dye is gonna seep into your brain and give you cancer or something I don't know. But the more you grow on him, the more he starts to admire the look on you and actually really liking it since he associates dyed hair with you rather then being whatever definition he has of unprofessional.

I feel like he wouldn't have a preference on colors? Like at first he'll make some sort of negative comment like "A human's hair being red will make them a target towards sharks,", "A test subject's hair being purple means they are going to die in less then twenty four hours,". But gradually he starts making positive facts about your hair like "You having green hair means you have a greater chance of escaping,", "You having multi-colored hair means you are twenty percent more intellectual then other humans for the multitude of colors is transmitting different information to the brain through the stands. Magenta for example transmitting mathematical information specifically,"

Though if you dye your hair the same color as his optic, he will say that is the absolute best hair color for a person to have and that you should keep it always. He gets pissy when you change it.

Space!

DUDE HE WOULD LOVE YOUR HAIR SO MUCH

he will link whatever color you have to a certain planet and get all excited that your head is a planet

If you dye your hair to look like stars? Holy crap he will flip. Giggling hysterically and will show absolutely everyone about how absolutely amazing your hair is (AKA Turrets that you find in chambers)

"MY FRIEND IS THE STARS, MY FRIEND IS THE STAAARS" (This is funnier if you guys are dating)

If you dye your hair the color of his optic, he won't connect the dots that its supposed to look like his eye. He thinks its the sun and honestly he gets more excited over that assumption rather then you trying to mimic him

[water-loos]

Chocolate

“We’re dressed in black from head to toe, we’ve got guns hidden under our petticoats”

dealer!eddie x witchy!ditsy!fem!reader

masterlist

cw: drug mention, drug use mention, tooth rotting fluff

wc: 1,504

“Babe, just because they’re purple and you like the color does not mean that the Blazy’s are better,” Eddie groaned for the umpteenth time, looking at the older man behind the smoke shop counter for a lifeline.

“They’re the same price as the RAW cones! You’re the one who said we should expand the market and try and get some new customers. I’m telling you, all of my friends would start buying from you if they were getting a purple preroll. Even better if it’s a purple preroll of the special dreaming blend that I came up with,” You smiled brightly, long, dark nails tapping excitedly on the glass countertop. “It’s a great marketing tactic.”

“Sweetheart—“

“She’s got a point, Eddie. The ladies love it when their shit is all pretty,” The shop owner snorted.

“Thank you, Dennis!” You motioned toward the man, rings clacking on the counter as your hand came to rest on top. “A little sexist, but correct. Please, Eddie?”

When Eddie looked back at you, you could see his eyes melt. “Fine. Give me two shorts, two regulars, and two kings.”

“One pink, one purple?”

“Yes please!” You reached up to kiss your boyfriend right on the apple of his cheek, leaving behind a black cherry-colored lipstick mark. “I promise it’ll be worth it. I’ll pinky swear on it.”

“You get your cones and your blend, that’s it,” His arm snaked around your waist, pulling you closer as he looked down at you pointedly. “That’s it. I’m not having you take over my business, alright?”

“Mhm. That’s it. Just those,” You confirmed, nodding your head. “Can you ring up a few of those fun little incense cones in a separate order, Dennis? I’m running out and I need some for my altar.”

“Will do, sweetie. Just don’t give your man any more trouble, alright?”

“On my life, I will not give him any more trouble.”

——

You swore up and down that you would stop at the cones and the special blend of weed and other herbs.

But then you found a pack of navy blue mesh bags covered in tiny stars that could comfortably fit half an ounce at the craft store. In the clearance aisle. For $2.99.

“Baby, you have got to be kidding me,” Eddie sighed, watching you come in the door, platform boots stomping excitedly as you bounded into the living room of your shared trailer, the bags clutched in your hands. “Don’t tell me those are what I think they are.”

“They are that exactly! Aren’t they cute? Look,” You swung yourself into his lap, legs hanging over the arm of the rocker he had been lounging in. His arm instinctively wrapped around you and rested on your hip, making sure you wouldn’t fall off. “They can fit at least half an ounce and still have room. Not to mention the amount of prerolls you can fit! And they tie super nicely so you can keep everything together!”

His head buried into the crook of your neck, his dramatic groaning rumbling against your skin. “You’re going to be the death of me.”

“Is that a yes? Please tell me that’s a yes,” You immediately get excited, dropping the bags into your lap and looping your arms around his drooping shoulders. “Have I told you I love you this afternoon? If not, I love you. I love you more than the sky and the sea and the moon and the stars—“

“Yes, angel, you’ve told me you love me more than I can count today,” He laughed sweetly, lifting his head to look at your expression. You could tell he was trying so hard to stand his ground, but the smile on his lips gave him away. “I can’t let you use the bags, though. It’ll ruin my reputation.”

“What, your reputation among college kids who invite you to every function even though you graduated two years early?” You joke, nodding toward his high school and college diplomas, which were framed above your fireplace. “What a thing to ruin!”

“Are you really going to bring up me graduating every chance you get?”

“Absolutely,” You kissed him sweetly, one hand smoothing over his hair. “My smart boy.”

“Okay, now you’re just buttering me up, you sap,” He ducked away, watching you cackle with a grin on his face. “How about we compromise?”

“A compromise?”

“Yes. You can make your fancy little prerolls with your mix and put them in your pretty little bags,” Your eyes widened, surprised that he was letting you do it that easily. “But, nothing else. No edibles, no flower, and none of the raw cones I’m still working through, okay?”

“I can work with that! It’s like a little side business! A partnership!”

“Yep. A partnership,” He tapped your hip and sat up slightly. “Let’s go get some stuff ready for later, alright? I’ve got to drop off to those monthly guys up in Chicago tonight.”

“Let me text some people and see if they want anything,” You got up off his lap, handing the bags off to him as he rose. “Can you put these at my seat while I go grab us some drinks?”

Eddie sighed heavily, rolling his eyes playfully. “Yes, sweetheart.”

“I love you, just a reminder!” You called as you left the room, a shit-eating grin on your face.

——

You ended up finding a few friends from college who lived in the city and wanted to try the new “dream bundles” as you called them. Each bundle was packaged with care and love, and Eddie watched endearingly as you meticulously packed each and every cone, lined them up in the bags, and even included some candies from your personal stash. The bags looked almost comical next to the brown bags that your boyfriend’s regular orders were in, but as you piled into his van, both his and your bags piled into one of your many tote bags, they looked perfect together.

He held your hand the whole two-hour drive into the city, a mixture of alternative rock and metal blaring through the speakers as you both sang along at the top of your lungs, a smile permanently etched into your lips. Eddie even let you be the one to run the bags up to each of his clients, watching with a lovesick smile and your favorite puppy dog eyes as each and every one of them smiled, happy to see you and your bubbly personality.

You practically skipped away from the final house of the night, grinning from ear to ear. You had sweet-talked the customer, a 6’3 and honestly terrifying security guard, into buying a couple of your special bundles for his girlfriend, who had waved at you from behind the open door.

With your empty tote bag swinging from your hand and your front pockets full of cash, you pranced up to Eddie, who leaned against the side of his van with a grin that could stop hearts on his face. Except, he was looking at you, who was the picture of joy.

“D’you see? I got him to buy three bundles! I told you they’d be a big seller,” You smiled brightly, chains jingling as you rocked back and forth on your heels. “He got them for his new girlfriend and he said he’d let you know how she likes them.”

“That’s great sweetheart,” He reached forward to pull you close and kiss your cheek. He watched you pull the big bills of cash out of your pocket, folded perfectly and all in the same direction and put it into his pocket instead. “We make a good team.”

“The best! You’ve gotta let me keep doing this, babe,” You pull your tote bag over your shoulder and loop your hands around his neck, stepping on the tiptoes of your boots. “They love me. And it’s so fun!”

Eddie chuckles and shakes his head. “What kind of influence am I, huh? Getting you to enjoy this whole thing?”

“The worst ever,” You hum, smiling at his almost drunk expression as he looked at you. “I think my parents would have a conniption if they knew what I was out doing right now.”

“Oh, what will I ever do if your parents find out that I’ve corrupted their precious angel?” He laid the sarcasm on thick, reveling at the giggle you let out as he smushed a kiss to the soft skin of your cheek. He pulled back after, pecked a quick kiss to your lips, and tapped your hip with the hand that held his car keys. “C’mon. Let’s get home and pack a bowl with some of that mix you’ve been selling. I wanna see what it’s all about.”

“Really?”

He stepped back and opened the passenger side door for you. “Really really.”

“Yes!” You celebrated, grabbing his face and smacking a kiss to his lips before you leaned down into your seat. “God, I love you.”

“I love you too, angel.”

[daftpatience]

Andréa!!! I wanted to let you know that seeing your fountain pen posting got me to cave in and I ended up getting a TWSBI ECO, the transparent purple was too pretty to resist. I now feel like a little bug dancing around as I wait for it to arrive. 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟

Do you have any ink recommendations? I got Diamine Eclipse based on a friend, but some of the blues you use are really gorgeous!

YAY OMG!! thats so awesome!!

diamine is a really good brand!!! i hope the ink is sm fun ooo

ty for appreciating my bluesss!! im gonna do a big pen ramble AS I TEND TO DO SO IM PUTTING IT UNDER A READMORE!!! ink photos and reccs ahoy!!

here's every blue and the one purple i own!! i've gone and tweaked the 1st image to better reflect the colours (at least to my eye and computer screen, it may differ from screen to screen!) and i'll include an unedited photo too. i'll go over each one to attempt to capture their real life qualities:

Pilot Iroshizuku ama-iro: this ink is so bright it practically leaps off the page! it feels so much like staring into the deep blue of a swimming pool on a bright sunny day. i smile everytime i see it.

nagasawa onomatopoeia puka puka: this colour is super hard to capture. (in the unedited photo it's got some weird saturation going on + it's a little thin looking in both photos but in real life it's quite solidly readable) the shade of blue is this really special pastelly powdery blue that i think really neatly matches the 'tenshi kawaii' aesthetic or like, cinnamoroll merch. i adore it deeply.

pilot iroshizuku tsuki-yo: this ink is like, imagine the deep green-blue of a lily pad pond in the moonlight. that's how nice it is.

j. herbin diabolo menthe: as bright and miku-y as it looks. this one doesn't shade like the rest of the inks here, so it makes a pretty solid line.

takeda jimuki kyo-no-oto hisoku: this one is very dear to me. it's very much reminiscent of a cold churning ocean on an overcast day. i can basically feel that cold salty ocean mist when im writing with it ^u^ of all the inks here, this is the only one that has given me any problems, though - it's a tad on the dry side and the pens ive inked it with are more likely to hard start on me. not a dealbreaker exactly but good to know i think. the rest of these inks are very smooth juicy inks.

waterman paris tender purple: this ink is so rich and saturated that it makes me feel very kingly to write with it. it's a very velvety eggplant purple.

here's all the bottles, for fun! i love a nice ink bottle >:)

moving on to some inks on my wishlist that you might like!

the nagasawa puka-puka was so nice that i really want to try this shade of purple that they have too! (nagasawa onomatopoeia uto-uto)

pilot iroshizuku is another fantastic one and the murasaki-shikibu colour looks so TASTY!!! plus the kon-peki blue which is a bit darker than ama-iro!

jetpens just got these new inks that come in super cool bottles - endless alchemy (and i'm very interested in this shimmer ink: candy sea & toffee) if you're wanting to use a shimmer ink TWSBI is the best pen for that (theyre so good at not being clogged) PLUS if you're liking blue inks and have a purple pen i feel like this is soooo perfect!!! the pinky purple shimmer!!! itd be so gorgeous seeing it through the barrel!!

anyways THANK YOU FOR LISTENING I LOVE PENS I LOVE INKS

[mary-games-and-arts]

AvA/M Cast Redesign

Phew, well.. I DID IT I REDESIGNED EVERYONE! Time to present them all again, but this time with some more info, right?

Color Gang

Green (He/him) - 17 y.o. | Let's say he's literally a perfectionist okay? Green is the one of a protective friend but can annoy his brother Red sometimes. His love of his life is Blue

Yellow (She/her) - 16 y.o. | A girl who knows everything about redstone, Minecraft commands and style. Has a twin sister Pinkie (Keep in mind that Pinkie is not a canon character. She's my AvM OC). Also Yellow has a partner Red

The Second Coming/TSC/Second/Orange (He/They) - 17 y.o. | A sleepyhead but somehow understands math and physics(unlike me ;v;). They're really overprotective over their friends and have their own powers but they're not aware of them(let's say AvA VI didn't happen yet). Chosen is Second's sister. Also Sec is in love with Purple

Blue (She/her) - 16 y.o. | Really knows her thing when it comes to brewing potions and gardening. Has bandages cuz AvM Ep. 20 events. Can get worried if anyone of the gang gets sick. Loves Green and his tunes

Red (He/him) - 15 y.o. | Apparently the youngest one of the group. He's a clumsy guy and also a prankster. Got possessed by Herobrine twice. Was in a timeout once cuz messed with Yellow's staff and the lucky block. Yellow is his girlfriend and Green is his brother. Oh and his pets are his friends

The Royal Duo + The Angelic Trio

Purple (She/They) - 16 y.o. | A little shy but very nice girl. Considers MT as her older sister. Still has trust issues but is trying to fix it. Cherishes her dead mother Orchid and doesn't give a damn about her dad RB. Second is her boyfriend

MT/Mango Tango/Queen Orange (She/her) - 20 y.o. | A young adult who was a queen once just to destroy Minecraft cuz it took away her little brother Gold. Tries to move on from Gold's death and now considers Purple as her younger sis. She's on neutral terms with Color Gang. Her husband is actually an Enderman named Jacob (Tulip said that we can have our own Jacob so)

Gold (He/him) - 12 y.o. | A smol kid who is MT's brother and had unfortunately died from Minecraft. Observes his sister and spends his time with Orchid and Victim. Sometimes wishes he could hug MT one last time

Orchid (She/her) - 38 y.o. | A caring woman who is also Purple's mother. Has no empathy for RB cuz he left her and Purple. Unfortunately died from an unknown disease and now observes her child from above

Victim (They/Them) - 25 y.o. | A guy who never experienced life for once. Tries to develop themselves and find their own personality and hobbies. Currently is friends with Orchid and Gold

RB, Alan and The AvA Duo

RB (He/him) - 40 y.o. | A ex-husband of Orchid and ex-dad for Purple. Left cuz he thought his daughter was "pathetic and would never protect herself from any danger"

Alan (He/him) - 35 y.o. | The creator himself of the whole AvA/M community. Considers Chosen and Second as his kids, but also has a real life family

The Dark Lord/TDL/Dark (She/her) - 18 y.o. | The terrorist of the whole Internet herself and Alan is her creator. She was created to defeat Chosen but she teamed up with them and confronted Alan. Somehow survived Second's attack and now is trying to change. Has a girlfriend Chosen

The Chosen One/TCO/Chosen (She/They) - 19 y.o. | The Chosen One herself who just wants to live peacefully with Dark after all the trauma she endured. Saved a kid once and now friends with her. Is currently being wanted by Rocket Corporation. Dark is her girlfriend

The Rocket Corporation

Hazard (He/They) - literally a robot- | A restored robot who can control electricity as his power. He's also a part of the mercenary team

Agent Smith (He/him) - 24 y.o. | The main mercenary of the corporation who can use any Adobe Animate tool. Has a small crush on Vic

Alive!Vic (They/them) - 25 y.o. | The first stick ever created by Alan that somehow came to life to get the revenge they so desperately want. They're a leader of a whole corporation and they hunt for Chosen cuz she knows where Alan is

Ballista (He/him) - 27 y.o. | The shortest mercenary of the team. He can turn his head into a tank and also adores his big pixel sword

Primal (She/her) - 28 y.o. | The tallest mercenary and the only woman in the team. Is good at archery and can get buff if needed

[starriiskyy]

Just found your blog 5 minutes ago today but I feel compelled to ask

Why are your colors SO PRETTY

awwww THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

coloring is my favorite part of the process!

because it is my favorite part (and im lowkey rlly proud of it), im gonna give you wayyy too much of an explanation, even if im not 100% sure if thats what youre asking for!! (coming from someone mainly self taught btw! my word definitely isnt law, and no one HAS to color like this)

I always start out a piece by picking out a color to base it around. (im a big fan of analogous pieces, what can i say?)

im gonna use my pfp as an example!

i decided to base it around the color purple! (i really like working with purple because of how easy it is to use, and also just because i really like the color itself) once i decide on my main hue, i make it my background and begin sketching i like having a color background so that my piece isn't blaringly white and burning my eyes. then also, it gets to match a little with the subject and i looks kinda nice

i usually want it to be a pretty saturated color, just something thats nice to look at that we want to stay in the end result. i dont use a gray background and then take it off later because of this cool thing called color theory all of my stuff is based off of the fact that colors are Always Lying to You Actually, and they always look different based off of their surroundings, not what they are themselves. (any color looks super saturated next to gray, but can look like gray next to white)

"wow! neat skin tone! what a cool orangey tannish color!"

WRONG

its a pinky purple!

i take the color that i know i want to convey and think, "what makes this look different from my base color?" I know that a skin tone is much warmer toned than purple, so instead of looking for a brown, i go from my base color and get warmer until i find a color that feels right. trial and error is important! and the more you mess around with colors, the better you'll be at knowing what you want to use!

i do this with every color in the piece!

i then shade with the same hue as my base most of the time for ultimate matchy matchy ness.

(im also tending to avoid pure black or pure white in favor of versions of the original hue) the more you practice using colors, the more confident you can get with other types of color palettes

like this one! It still has its main base, but i added in bright yellows and teals for something a little more like a triadic color scheme i also like to use the idea that some colors (ex. blue and red) are naturally going to be darker than other colors (ex. yellow and teal) while at full saturation, but thats a lot to get into

and im sure ive yapped your head off by now hope this answered your question!

byeeee!

[adventures-of-jevin]

Welcome to...the greatest adventure of your lives!

Do you like Jevin? Do you like gametoons? Do you like drama? Do you like soul crushing trauma that changes a characters personality forever? This is the blog for you!

This blog follows Jevin, as he moves from his original dimension to his new one. This will delve into some dark topics, such as death and graphic descriptions of violence. If you are good at visualizing things and get scared of blood, this blog may not be for you.

Now, lets meet our main character!!!

Jevin!!! We love traumatizing characters, right chat? He rarely shows his hands in this AU, instead having a little telekinesis thing. Tiny yellow crosses show up, acting as his hands. He doesn't really talk, but he definitely hangs out with the others more and tries too be nicer. Another sign of trauma, being nice cuz you don't want someone else to go through your pain!!!

This blog is for the WHOLE cast, so go ahead and ask EVERYONE!

Available Characters to Ask: Oren, Raddy, Clukr, Funbot, Vineria, Gray, Brud, Garnold, OWAKCX, Sky, Mr. Sun, Durple, Mr. Tree, Simon, Tunner, Mr. Fun Computer, Wenda, Pinki, and Jevin.

Unavailable Characters to Ask: Black, Orange, Red, Silver, Funny, Green, Grey, Brown, Gold, Lime, Sky Blue, SunMan, Purple, TreeMan, Yellow, Tan, MFC, White, and Pink (Old Dimension go Brrrr)

Bonus Characters to Ask: Normal OWAKCX and Mard.

Anyways...go ahead!!!

[magical-ronin]

I'm make fancures!

Planning on getting my phone back soon (I broke, sorry), and I am making a new fancures! This one is actually a fancure, the one I was (still am) working on just takes heavy inspo from PreCure. It's going to be called "Party ☆ Magic! Pretty Cure". Pictured is the casual version.

But, the cure names! In order of joining:

Cure Bubble: A rainbow cure with purple subcolour. She is a human wolf. She gives off major Pinkie Pie energy. She's someone's pet turned human by the mascot.

Dipa: The mascot of the story. Heavily based on a Rusty Spotted cat. No picture, sorry.

Cure Gift: A blue cure with pink subcolour. Actually, she's the Japanese one here, dressed in a kimono, and is native to the region. She's the group leader, actually. Bubble felt she was a better fit.

Cure Cake: A pink cure with aqua geen subcolour. She actually got roasted into joining. She's not really a nice person, but she is slowly learning with her group. She gets a lot of compliments, but unfortunately, she lets it go to her head, which was the build up to her roast.

Cure Game: A red cure with yellow subcolour. She has a hard time trying to express how she actually feels. She's actually the smart one of the group. She wears glasses, but they're reading glasses.

Cure Confetti: A pastel green cure with a sea green subcolour. Actually, she's the owner of Bubble, and she's also the midseason Cure. She's shy. If you love glasses fancures, she's your new favourite.

Anyway, I hope you all enjoy.

Picrew linky link: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1373868

[funnefox]

Been obsessed with @ema0rsully's SpongeBob x MLP crossover arts as of late so I decided to write my own scene where they interact.

SpongeBob meets the Princesses of Equestria

"Uh, Twilight" SpongeBob started as he rode his pony pal down some kind of hallway "Why exactly are we here?"

"I just thought I would introduce you to a few of my friends" Twilight answered "Huh? But I already met your friends. Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity-" SpongeBob was confused as he listed them all "No, silly. These friends are a little more than just friends" Upon saying that, Twilight and SpongeBob reached a giant door that the Mare knocked on carefully to open.

With the opening revealed three more ponies, these ones bigger than Twilight. One with white skin, golden accessories and a rainbow mane, another with dark blue skin and wavy purple hair, and one with pink skin and a hot colored mane. "Good evening, Twilight" the white one greeted. "Oh, have you brought something with you?"

Twilight giggled as she clarified "not something, Celestia, someone." Encouraging SpongeBob to peek out from behind Twilight's hair. "Well well well." Celestia observed "It's that little sponge friend of yours" "Y-y-you know me?" SpongeBob asked. "Of course we do, Twilight told us so much about you" the Blue one clarified "We're so excited to see you in person!" The pink one added. Twilight and SpongeBob both blushed a bit, though Spongebob's blush was more of nervousness than Twilight's bit of embarrassment.

"Oh, we haven't introduced ourselves yet" Celestia cleared her throat a little as she restarted "Hello, Mr. SquarePants. My name is Princess Celestia, this is my sister Luna, and our associate Cadence" Spongebob stared amazed at that statement "Princess? You're royalty?!" Twilight giggled at SpongeBob's shock and awe "Yes, SpongeBob. They're royalty. I actually am, too. I tend not to brag about it in public"

"You mind telling us a little bit about yourself, Mr. SquarePants?" Cadence eagerly asked. SpongeBob stammered before starting his little explanation about his home, his job, relationships, and how he met Twilight in the first place. The princesses all sat there, fascinated by the sea creature's tale.

"You are quite the interesting specimen, SpongeBob" Luna said once it was over. "Bahahaha thank you, Princess Luna" Spongebob giggled at the appreciation. "Miss Luna is perfectly fine. No need to force my title every time" Luna attempted to ease Spongey's mind.

"You should probably get back home now, we wouldn't wanna waste your time" Celestia started to wave Spongebob off. "Actually, Celestia, I was thinking Spongebob could rest with me tonight" Twilight rebuttled. SpongeBob gasped in surprise "N-n-no Twilight, it's fine, I really need to go back home before tomorrow's shift at the Krusty Krab" Twilight laughed as she reminded SpongeBob "We're all magic, silly. We could just teleport you back home."

"No, Twilight, SpongeBob's right. He'd probably be more comfortable at his home" Celestia stopped that plan going any further. Twilight disappointingly sighed as she said "maybe some other time, then" "It was nice meeting you all!" SpongeBob waved to the other royal horses "Goodbye! Hope to see you again!" The princesses all waved back as that giant door closed behind Twilight and SB again.

[icarusthelunarguard]

This Week’s Horrible-Scopes

It’s time for this week’s Horrible-Scopes! So for those of you that know your Astrological Signs, cool! If not, just pick one, roll a D12, or just make it up as you go along. It really doesn’t matter. Better yet! Check out “Heart of the Game, Fredonia” - they can sell you those D12’s with the symbols on them! Get in contact with them on Facebook, shipping to the U.S. only, and tell them “Shujin Tribble” sentcha. “Hail, Hail, Fredonia!” Home of the Blue Devil!

With no plan, no directions, no weapons of any kind, and most assuredly No Backups, it’s time to do something drastic; we’re going to insult you. That’s Right! We’ve been nice all this time so we’re dumping some karmic retribution on you all… with a little help from a My Little Pony Comic Book Artist known as “Andy Price”. (--and you MIGHT want to check the Tags for this one....)

Aries 

Courtesy of Applejack, the Element Bearer of Honesty, who said to Queen Chrysalis of the Changelings (aka Bughorse aka Cheesehorse), (*AHEM!*) “Girl, you got a face that’d make a train take a dirt road.” Now, we don’t think you’re ugly. But it’s also possible that you’re not everyone’s “cuppa”, if you get our meaning. So This Week… Don’t try to dye your hair back to its original colour. We’re pretty sure your memory’s so bad you’ve forgotten what colour it would be. (3549028)

Taurus 

A one Princess Twilight Sparkle (aka Purple Smart) to Pinkie Pie (aka.. Uhm.. Pinkie Pie…), “You’re why they put instructions on shampoo bottles, Aren't you?” We know you’re not that clueless - but we also know you’ve never read a shampoo bottle’s directions before. So This Week… Just This Once, read them! Would it kill you to know there’s a, “For External Use Only” disclaimer? Teach yourself something new. (3561195)

Gemini 

Applejack gets to have a little more fun, but this time at Rainbow Dash (aka Blue-Fast) by saying, “Watching you think is like watching a dog chaise its own tail.” So we’re guessing it’s more like waiting for the bite to finally happen, but knowing how much it’s going to hurt. So This Week… There are dogs that will chew on their own back legs, but we have no idea why. Ditto with dogs that get angry with their own tail and bite it. Make a decision and stop going in circles. (3552833)

Cancer Moon-Child 

Who said only ponies get to throw shade in this universe? Let’s give Spike the Dragon a chance to give it to his adoptive mother and sister, Twilight Sparkle. Look, yes, his adoptive family structure is weird - but it works for them. Spike said, “If I had a dollar for every time you micromanaged me, I’d buy this company and fire you first.” So This Week… Do that! Buy a company that you used to work for and fire the manager that made your life hell! They’ll’ve deserved it. (3549966)

Leo 

You thought Applejack was done giving little miss Bughorse The Business? Shows what you know. Take a listen to this one; “Girl’s so ugly, her mama had to feed her with a slingshot.” So This Week… Of all the things you could do with a slingshot, feeding someone is likely pretty far down the list of your expectations. Plenty of games of skill coming up the next few weeks. Brush up on your hand-eye coordination. (3549476)

Virgo 

Yes, there’s a large number of these hoofed over by Farm Pony, but that’s just the nature of the beast. So now let’s let Rarity, the Element of Generosity, be the recipient this time. “Girl, y’r finer than a frog hair split four ways.” So This Week… We’re in agreement with Rarity’s reaction!  “Is… is that a Good Thing?” Honestly we have no idea. Let’s just take it as one and move on. (3549198)

Libra

Look, just because AJ is the meanie here doesn’t mean it’s not funny or accurately. This time Pinkie is on the receiving end of AJ’s words; ”Your elevator gets stuck between floors, don’t it?” So This Week… You have no idea just how safe riding in an elevator really is. Yes, people do get injured or killed in them, but they are VERY safe considering how many trips they make. So stop jumping up and down in them and only do that on an escalator instead. (*PAUSE!*) –on second thought, don’t do that either. (3537514)

Scorpio 

Let’s give you somepony different to hear from; this time Starlight Glimmer. We find her at her desk, mumbling into her hoof as she clutches her “Student Counselor” coffee mug while saying, “Job? It’s… Fine. But being an all-encompassing dictator had more perks.” So This Week… When you have people working for you, as their manager, trust them to do their jobs. Praise them when they do well, build them up when they go wrong, and never try to brainwash them again. (3468736)

Sagittarius 

For you, we’re completely flipping the script - Pinkie Pie delivering the insult to, well, Life In General. Imagine she’s standing there with a box of cake mix in one arm, a spoon digging into it with the other hoof, saying, “Some days I can’t be bothered.” So This Week… Did you realize this was a Changeling in disguise? Since when does Pinkie use a mix instead of base ingredients? Keep your eyes open for something that looks Off. It’ll be important. (2499566)

Capricorn 

Did You Know that Pinkie is a religiously-minded pony? That’s right! She can be seen half-buried under a mound of candy proudly proclaiming that, “Halloween is my Religion.” So This Week… You need to be paying attention too! This is another Changeling - because the REAL pinkie would have said, “Nightmare Night” instead of “Halloween”. C’mon, Capricorn. Try to keep up and pay closer attention. (2475070)

Aquarius 

Try to imagine Applejack, the Most Honest pony in all Equestria, letting you know that the show she’s about to watch is, as she terms it, “The Greatest, Most Dramatic Documentary Ever.” Here’s the problem - there’s a very real probability that she’s never seen this show before and might have been told this by somepony else and she’s trusted them. So This Week… How would you describe “Blazing Saddles” to somepony who’s never seen it before? Good luck considering this. (2465092)

Pisces  

And finally we’re not going into the insult pocket, but we’re here to build you up instead. You see Princess Luna has a message for you, “Coffee… fuel of choice for a Princess.” So This Week… Before you say you couldn’t be a Princess, might we remind you that, CANONICALLY, Big Macintosh got the chance to become Princess Big Mac, with all the powers, abilities, and Magical Dress-Up Transformation that the title commands. You can be one too! (878192)

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Aksenia "Sen" Volkov | 32 | nonbinary (they/them) | Visitor | Vice | Heart | Tonic Maker

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Bio below cut, minor death tw

BASICS

full name : aksenia volkov

nickname : sen (almost everyone), aki (very few)

gender : nonbinary

pronouns : they/them

sexuality : queer [and usually so busy with science they don’t notice they aren’t dating]

age: 32

date of birth : june 3rd

status : visitor

class : vice

hierarchy : heart

occupation : tonic maker

FAMILY

father : Yevgeniy Volkov (deceased)

mother : Irina Volkov (status unknown)

REFLECTION

face claim : ksenia solo

height : 5’4

hair color : black

eye color : blue

other: has 3 robotic fingers on their left hand (middle ring and pinkie) due to an accident about a decade ago

PERSONALITY

zodiac  sign : gemini

meyer - briggs : ENTP

enneagram: 5w6

associated colors: black, accent colors: purple, red, neon green, bright blue

positive  traits :  energetic, analytical, passionate

negative  traits : impulsive, brash, bad at reading a room (not emotionally perceptive)

character  parallels :  entrapta (she-ra princesses of power), mei hatsume (my hero academia),  kenzi malikov (lost girl), jinx (arcane), frieren (frieren), winry rockbell (fullmetal alchemist), abby sciuto (ncis), niffty (hazbin hotel)

BACKGROUND

Grew up with unstable housing, their father died when they were 3 and their mother tried but she just couldn't keep a roof over their heads. Used to moving from shelter to shelter, sometimes even staying on the streets. 

Arrived in Hiraeth on their 13th birthday, after wishing for a better life. They were confused but utterly excited and didn't even hesitate before stepping through to the mysterious new world.

Taken in by someone on the vice side, as the virtue options were not particularly interested in a grimy street kid.

Flourished in science and math classes. Definitely also took elective technology and engineering. They're fascinated by figuring out how everything works, whether it be machine or living. This is what put them on the path to their current job, insatiable curiosity.

Too weird and eccentric to make many friends, but unbothered by that as long as they got to study what interested them.

When they were 16, one of their school friends became a Slightly. It was attributed to a bad reaction to a tonic, and this sparked Sen’s curiosity into how tonics work and what could cause a potential bad reaction. They wanted to know if it was a quality control issue, or maybe some kind of genetic incongruence? They also weren’t entirely ready to rule out the myths, but those seemed like less logical explanations.

At age 21, they chose vice. The choice wasn’t very surprising, as they had always been much more interested in innovation than in status and prestige.

They are currently an independent tonic maker working out of a small lab, with no strong affiliation to any group on either side. They do science for their own curiosity, and really only sell their work in order to work on new and exciting things.

CONNECTIONS

lab assistant lab rat - [1/1] jordan aslani. Jordan stumbled into Sen's lab by mistake once, and was too nice to say no when they handed him a vial of experimental tonic and said "Here drink this!". Though Sen lacks the awareness to know that using him as a lab rat is perhaps not very ethical, they do care about him in a weird way. After all who will try out new experiments if he's not around? They have also established a code word for when one of their experiments or devices is about to explode, to ensure timely ducking.

initial vice family - [0/?] this pertains to the family or person which took Sen in when they first arrived in Hiraeth. This relationship can have a good or bad dynamic, depending on player. It would not have changed which side they picked regardless

adopt a street kid its good business - [0/?] this would be anyone in vice, or with neutral inclinations towards vice who took (1) look at the chaos gremlin and decided they had another child/little sibling in that moment. There can be as many of these as desired, because honestly Sen will not take care of themselves without being told to.

high school friend gone slightly - [0/1] This person would have been one of, if not the only friend, that Sen had during the academy. Something happened and they became a slightly, sparking a manic interest in what caused slightlies.

tonic purchaser - [0/?] Sen operates mostly independently, selling to whoever they please in a given moment. Your character could be supplying a larger organization or themselves. Vice and Virtue welcome, though they are not the most subtle person in Hiraeth so keep that in mind.

academic enemy - [0/1] this person may have competed with Sen for top grades at the academy (though only in science and related fields, their other classes could leave something to be desired of). Could either be snobbish or mad that they did not pick virtue, where the facilities are likely superior and more conducive to research. Sen just doesn't like the structure and rules of that environment.

past threat - [0/1] this person may have tried to threaten or intimidate Sen into working exclusively with them or to make something they didn't want to make, and they were just so incredibly oblivious to the fact that they were being threatened that the character left more confused than anything. think "hey could you take the knife away from my neck? I need to stir that flask or it could explode" with complete nonchalance.

OPEN TO MANY OTHERS THESE ARE JUST MY INITIAL THOUGHTS