#the blow

[libraryfag]

music subgenre which i dub 'Dyke Synthpop' eg. muna, the japanese house, the blow, chappell roan etc.

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

[un-pearable]

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

say hi to knuckles everyone

[dsmsix]

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

[rhinco]

"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

[warriorprincesstramp]

the ear nose and throat being all connected is so heinous

[s-aint-elmo]

pass it on!

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[ghost-of-diogenes]

Relationship of all time

[kinggelbe]

mutually assured destruction

[blorbocedes]

if 3000+ devices exploded simultaneously and thousands got injured, 37+ ppl died in usa or london or france anywhere in the imperial core this website would be talking about it nonstop. my coworkers' relatives are lebanese and he hasn't been able to contact them because everyone's nervous of using anything with a lithium battery. the kids from diaspora are teaching their parents how to turn off find my phone and airdrop and other geolocating options. it's absurd to me people are carrying on like its normal, or just don't care cause c'mon ppl blow up in the middle east all the time, right?

[wrenchwenches]

[some-pers0n]

Minecraft movie trailer dropped this thing looks awful my skin itches just looking at these things