#the biologist is so swag

[1very1fancy1doilies1]

“What can you do when your five senses are not enough?”

[macaroonkitti]

They didn't change Laios's singing voice from the Japanese version in the English dub that's so fucking funny I saw a clip of the Japanese version a little while back was hoping they wouldn't change his singing

[seaoreos]

the funniest thing about being bi and having a self-shipper partner + qpp who are both mainly/exclusively attracted to men is that when they see a neat woman they immediately look at me and go ‘bee you should selfship with her’ I love it

[jackh0ffman69]

Hey what’s up chat it’s ya boi Jack or if you want you can call me your Bigman

I found out that for some reason tumblr is a very popular app used in Hatchetfield high so I think it would be good for me to catch up with my besties (especially you Max Jagerman)

Now that all of the boring stuff is out of the way this is my mad-wicked-awesme intro

>Im like the coolest freshmen in Hatchetfield high school I’m what people call a “professional yapper” (whatever that means)

>I love making friends the people at hatchetfield highschool are the coolest!!!

>I really really really love sharks they’re my favourite animal in the whole wide world 🦈

>im going to be a marine biologist when i grow up

>Only 14 (almost 15) but my mind is older

>im bi with the trans boy swag🔥🔥🔥

>I love Weezer and can play the Buddy Holly riff

>I play the guitar and I’m pretty good at it if I do say so myself

>im a hardcore theatre kid ride the cyclone Hamilton Falsettos and Newsies 1992 are my favourite musicals ever

>I enjoy listening to Weezer, Bo Burnhan ,Will Wood,the cure,tears for fears,surf curse, the Cranewives and the Hamilton and newsies soundtrack

>Max Jagerman it’s okay this town has enough room for us two alphas.

>I stand at the tall height of 5’7

>go follow my awesome (and kind of weird) older brother @jaron-hoffman420

>that’s all folks!!!

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-blog run by @4rielle

-basically the hatchetfield au of my main oc Jackson

-I’m 16 so please don’t be weird

-oc blogs are welcome to interact:D

-sign off is 🦈🔥

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Jack lore

>convinced he’s friends with the seniors when they view him as an annoying freshmen

>believes he’s best friends with Max Jagerman because he “winked” at him once in a football match

>adopted from Clivesdale except he doesn’t know it if you ever revealed it to him he would cry

>He’s a side character in every universe (except 1) but the catch is he has horrible main character syndrome.

>remembers all of his deaths except he believes they’re weird dreams.

>the lords in black would either find him amusing or annoying

>disaster bi and mega boy failure

>in every universe Jack is either ignored by the lords black living a relatively “normal” life or suffering a horrific death from a stupid cause (died in Black Friday from tripping over his shoe lace which somehow caused him to break his neck while he was running away from the chaos)

>chaotic little gremlin boy

>basically the token freshmen of the friend group

>despite being a nerd and a theatre kid he absolutely idolises Max Jagerman for some reason

>Jack craves popularity and would do anything if it meant being in the spotlight even if it meant giving up his autonomy

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Death counter 0

Encounters with the lib 0

Kill count 0

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Additional info

>Had a dsmp phase when he was 13 and cosplayed C! Tommy for Halloween (definitely didn’t get bullied for it)

>Performed a Weezer song for a talent show in middle school

>birthday is the 9th of August

>uses gen alpha slang despite not being Gen alpha

>he was forced to eat cement when he was six

>Is able to eat crayons leaves and sticks and once ate a rock

>May or may not be scared of Grace Chastity

>mbti: enfp

>loves talking to people and making new friends

>Has never experienced social anxiety before and struggles understanding social cues

>cant tell when people are being sarcastic (so me fr)

>he doesn’t have social anxiety he is the social anxiety

>May or may not get bullied at school

>chronic people pleaser

>permanently banned from watcher world

>has three siblings two older and one in elementary school.

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[ha-ule-nalu]

(Lays on the ground at your feet) so my idea for mereiji is that he was still Created, hence why he's a 'feline human' and a merperson. But less puppet more.. chimera? Put together parts to create abomination. Except he's kinda perfect in every way but I'm gay and biased.

I made him a marine biologist because I wanted him to have that sense of non belonging like he does canonically. Not quite fitting in either world. So he researches the sea and it's inhabitants, maybe in a vain attempt to understand himself, or maybe a genuine hope his research can blend the two worlds he has a foot in. A weird amount of world building went into the bg of that story (':

THE WAY IM OBSESSED WITH UR MIND.

MEREIJI SKETCH BE UPON YE. this has been rotting in csp bc i hate how i cant draw anatomy still after TAKING AN ANATOMY CLASS. GOT DAMN.

but i think that is so SWAG how u thought of him being a chimera type Creature, endlessly searching the seas to find out what he really is and WHY he is. i think it wld also be silly of him to wear a silly white hat to match his white lab coat.

and his cat ears turn to fins 🥺🥺🥺 UGH save me mereiji save meeeeeeee

[daftlads]

i give you nothing for so long and then come back with so many ocs. anyway here they are

𝐫𝐡𝐞𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐬𝐨𝐧: (she/her) affiliated with @eternityafraid's fairfield, ct universe. tradgoth tortured artist, nicer than she looks (and sounds), heavily involved in set design/costuming for school plays, tried to convince everyone she was a vampire when she was like 8 and hasn't lived it down

𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬-𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐬: (he/him) affiliated with @eternityafraid's fairfield, ct universe. very polite young man. kind of acts like he's made of plastic. knows he can keep calm during a crisis because he's rehearsed his crisis response in front of his mirror. saving the day is going to do so much for his reputation. not because he's egotistical, you understand!

𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭: (she/her) incredibly driven. loves all things nature, an avid hiker and runner. competitive high-diver, recreational surfer and aspiring marine biologist. relaxed, knows how to hang and keep her head on straight. might be a mermaid. or a siren. can definitely breathe underwater.

𝐢𝐯𝐲 𝐦𝐜𝐦𝐚𝐧: (he/she) group photographer. it's also his major. big into y2k fashion - dyed his hair blonde to look more like britney. turns invisible on command, but trust and believe that's the least interesting thing about her. can be found at a rager or sneaking into bars.

𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫: (he/him) struggling jock. never been qb1 in his life. pyrokinetic firefighter, ain't that something. kind of just wants to spend all day saving kittens from trees and shit. born to be a yearner conditioned to be a tough guy. kind of dumb, very tired. friendly boy swag. loverboy!!

𝐭𝐚𝐛 𝐨𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐜: (xe/xem) auditioned for a reality tv show with xyr best friend lane. the show centered around groups of friends travelling and vlogging their experiences, completing challenges and being subject to public vote at the end of each episode. tab and lane didn't win in the end, but they did win a fan favourite award post-show. kind of miserable, overly-logical, bossy and rude. soft spot for lane and lane alone.

[gloopdimension]

tell me your guys....id love to know more abt venus + elsie especially but anyone you have .id be glad to hear abt =^_^=

OKAY. from left to right is VENUS[STRICTLY SHE/HER] and ELSIE[HE/HIM] [LS is his actualname. i made him at least a year ago be nicey to mes.]

venus herself has a LONG ASS BACKSTORY from madcom bc thats where she originated from as did LS! i can post her lore doc if you so cheese bc she genuinely has so much going on :) as for elsie in madcom he got his arm ripped off and it kind of ruined well everything about him. HOWEVER! for the sake of shrimplicity ill just talk abt them as normal ppl outside of madcom:3

ven is a 32 yr old woman with tgirl lesbian swag[seen with her tattoo btw]. shes really energetic and upbeat and shes VERRY affectionate with her friends [think hugs kisses cuddles and a lil more depending on a few things!]. however she is verry insecure about her emotions [despite her swag and leaving manhood behind the effects of toxic masculinity still have a hold on her] and her being so upbeat seemingly all the time is kind of an escape from that. BUT shes very righteous and by god will go to prison again if it means she can keep u safe! shes very bad when it comes to boundaries but she doesnt do it on purpose, you just have to remind her again and again HEY I DONT LIKE THAT! and eventually itll sink in and she will stand up for u if u dont if someone does somethin u dont like. her hyperfixation is among us and she has a very convoluted oc story centered arouund it :)[she has an amogisona if youd like to see.] OH SHE ALSO loves plants! shes #1 plant fan and if it were up to her she'd have a garden but she's busy enough tending to the plants she's housing in her own room :)

ELSIE he is 27 year old guy with TGUY bisexual swag[no tattoo hes a lil scared of those. What if it hurts] and outside of madcom he lost his left arm to [thankfully not late-stage] bone cancer in his upper arm so he had to get it amputated! hes very very shy and polite but hes extraordinarily bad at talking to people. think fluttershy's introduction from mlp. thats kind oflike him but he does try his best. He gets very nervous and well um hes a little kitty cat and he purrs and tiptoes anddd well he likes scratches behind his ear. hes insecure about just abt every part of himself especially physically, he has a little bit of sexual trauma aswell[along w having had a shitty as hell ex] so that combined with having a hard time standing up for himself makes for unsavory situations. grew up a little too fast. etc. He really likes fish and animals though :) in my mind he's a marine biologist! he looves talking abt fish and his studies and that paper he wrote once about a niche species of fish and all that! hes very emotionally intelligent aswell

[nsewell]

the biologist is so swag

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

It seems like they're gonna mention Hammylocks a lot in the zoological sections and tbh I am so here for that. As an educated biologist and guy with insane swag he definitely deserves the recognition

[moth-yknowtheartist]

♣️ (i only have the emoji) (also my autocorrect keeps correcting have to habe for some reason)

GALEEEEE HELLO

You’re my: FRIEND!!! we r having soft tacos later <3 /ref

How I met you: originally through the ask the substitute blog because you were like one of the Number One Guys on there and you made so much COOL ART AND POSTS AND YOU CAUGHT ONTO THE COLOR SYMBOLISM N EVERYTHING and then we started having sillytimes on HERE HEHEHEO

Why I follow you: funniest n coolest person alive and your art kicks ASS ‼️‼️‼️

Your blog is: fun fun silly times colors and format remind me of COOL MATH GAMES for some. Reason

Your URL is: MARINE BIOLOGY CORE it also reminds me of the water wubbox heho

Your icon is: DIDINIDOIFORU................... KERMNI.....

A random fact I know about you: your favorite color is green then purple then blue you're gonna be a marine biologist and you're wrong abt chuck e cheese <33 three facts.

General opinion: SWAG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

A random thought I have: I don't know what your favorite like sea creature is but you have like manta ray vibes idk if you like those guys but. they seem up ur alley

[averageartistamber]

Okay, so, umm...For a while I've considered making a "sequel" to this joke:

Okay, so we're already off to an interesting (and even more cursed) start. Like, this is like when people take cartoon characters and render than hyper realistically. Turns out Salmonid bodies are really friggin' weird.

Which brings up the question of how their internal organs are arranged...Do they still have a body cavity like normal fish?

And it gets so much worse.

Bare ye witness to The Horrors.

Yeah, uh, this entire "series" is of course, a joke. I ain't a biologist, and I really shouldn't be thinking this deeply about silly cartoonish videogame enemies.

Text on image 1 reads: Yeah, here's the sequel....Virtually no space for brain?..."Where are her organs?!"...His a$$ is not doing leg day.

Text on image 2 reads: Fish Skeletons Part 3: The Horrors....Bro does do neck day...Beeg head...Less extreme that his "brother"... Dolphin Noises...As they get bigger, the "feet" get more vestigial....Swag is stored in the adipose...This explains how he gets through the pipes in Big Run.

The idea of Salmonid skeletons has been tormenting me for like a week please send help. Are they basically just a fish skeleton or is there bits of "humanoid" in deez beaches?

Yeah, so I wanna try getting into theory/head canon stuff, especially for Splatoon, but it's definitely gonna be one of those "if I get around to it" things.

Since I'm trying to get back into creating original content again (especially once Art Fight's done), I gotta figure out a "schedule" for how much time I spend on webcomics vs fandom stuff.

[starb0oooy]

JUST sent in my application for the JSU Map turtle graduate assistantship position. I feel like I'm going to throw up or cry.

[c-kiddo]

hello hello just wanted to say that I went n read annihilation n started the next one md I thought of you, and I wanted to say I really like your character designs a lot (also the biologist is very. <3. Autism time except the movie did her dirty). I’ve got so many thoughts about it.

halò :-o aw :'-3 glad u like my designs !! she's so autism swag to me i love her and her isolation in favour of obsessively immersing herself in research and area x and and and. . .. i love her. shes so cool (and yes the movie did her so dirt augh,)

[noriakicatkyoin]

I miss jotaro so much im ignoring everything post part 3/the part 4 that only exists in my head where kakyoin is alive. My best friend my funny little ocean guy he's just so funny little guy shaped. The hardcorest dude everyone wants to hang out with and he cares so little about any of it he throws away his highschool punk swag to be a lame dad biologist he's so fucking goofy for that

[caspersscareschool]

leo:

dresses like that

acts like that

wants to be rainbow dash

got really enthusiastic with that old lady cosplay like with a full face of makeup and wig and everything & couldn't stop grinning when sunita called her cute

I'm like 90% sure she has a wig collection actually

the glam rock outfit

DIGG poster signed by prairie dog hung up in her room - gender envy

the sleeping eye mask with the little eyelashes

prettiest face on the team (self proclaimed) (minotaur maze)

the part in "late fee" when donnie called her and mikey maidens

"bad hair day" makes way too much sense when you read hair as an allegory for femininity. > sees advertisement of beautiful woman with luscious flowing hair & imagines myself in her place > is excluded from literal gatekept community for lacking arbitrary superficial features > seeks artificial enhancenents > attains euphoria and acceptance > develops impostor syndrome > is ostracized & eventually persecuted for nonconformity despite making every effort above and beyond the average person to remold self to the status quo. i know it's definitely not meant to be that deep but it is to Me. ok

Why with this face

awkward disconnect between her shameless unbridled gluttonous ego and utter lack of self esteem that leads to a constant need for attention

all the behavior that makes her a loser ass of a boy translates into girl currency and actually makes her a swaggy and quite successful young lady

boy crazy in a distinctly teenage girl way - gayboy to fujoshi pipeline

egg swag

donnie:

dresses like that

acts like that

unconventional expression of masculinity that involves being obsessed with chivalry as well as his own visage

has drawn on eyebrows for 9 years

experimental techno enjoyer

uncanny ability to scream exactly like a slasher movie damsel (smart lair)

ability to whimper at a frequency only perceptible to dolphins (lair games)

the part in "down with the sickness" when splinter shredded his, mikey's, and raph's hazmat suits and donnie was the only one to instinctively cover his chest

the dysphoria hoodie if that's your kind of thing

is the only one of them without that little indent underneath the bump on their plastron which might not mean anything But what if it did

obviously has a crush on atomic lass, but also says she was his childhood idol, suggesting that he mistook that infatuation for envy at some point, including modeling the hammer on his tech bō after hers (mascot melee)

sounds extremely like a little girl in the turtle tots short

voice in general is unbelievably womanly and I'm allowed to say this because he sounds exactly like me to the point where it's unnerving. also the semi-reoccurring bit where his voice is pitched up so he sounds like a little mouse

since they're turtles and splinter isn't a biologist i think it's fair to say that he wouldn't have noticed that they weren't all amab when he named them

speaks and behaves exactly like every 14 year old autistic straight tboy thesbian I've had the pleasure of knowing which is an admittedly small sample size but it's still at least 5 people

sorry.

donatello is canonically transmasc and leonardo is canonically transfem if youre an awesome person who's really good at reading into things like me

[dickwheelie]

re: your tags, I gotta share that YES I’ve known abt jesus’s transmasc swag for years cause I may not give a shit about most aspects of christianity but i DO give a shit abt how theologians/biologists have debated for years abt how a cis man could be born from a so called virgin (bc no Y chromosome), and thus. it Only makes sense for him to be a trans dude. i simply love this fact thanks for listening ✌️

That's so powerful of u dude I love that, I love that there are a bunch of scholars out there talking about this

And omg I never thought about the chromosome thing.......Canon