#the biggest man

[the-crownin]

Here's a headcanon I've had for awhile but just now finally fleshed out.

So basically, in Splatoon, music is very powerful. This is canon to a degree, what with the Inkantation, but I'm talking all music. The Inkantation is the most powerful, allowing the Agents to take out the various final bosses. However, other songs carry power as well. For example, Fly Octo Fly/Ebb And Flow has immense power as well, as seen in the end of Octo Expansion.

This also explains the massive boom of Turf Wars during Splatfests, as the music naturally urges cephaloppds to fight.

The song power also scales with various things. Firstly, it scales with fame, but it can also scale based on how personal the song is. For example, EAF doesn't have as much a effect during Splatfests, but paired with Fly Octo Fly, the song written for Eight, it has a much more potent effect. Another example of this is how Spicy and 3Mix Inkantation were both customized towards their respective Agent, making their effects even more potent. This could ALSO explain why Inner Three is so much more powerful; the original Inkantation plays, which is her own theme, therefore making her more powerful

This also leads me to the creatures who sing these songs. When a group is chosen to be the designated Idols, their bodies will undergo a transition. Their tentacles, pupils, and fingertips will change, marking them as Idols. These Idols are capable of producing the most powerful music. The reason Deep Cut doesn't have all of features is due to the fact that they are primarily treasure hunters, using the title of Idol as cover. It could also be because Big Man is the most powerful entity in the Splatoon universe, and therefore inherits all the special features.

However, not just Idols have these effects exclusively. For example, most of the cephalopods, and creatures in general, depicted as songwriters have some sort of change differentiating them from standard ones. Also, this explains why Octavio is both so powerful, and why he is so large and inkless.

Overall, Splatoon music lore is weird and wacky but really cool at the same time.

Anyway thank you for listening to my podcast, I'm here every never, hope to see you again.

[nomsfaultau]

Tommy wearing fake devil horns so he matches sheep Tubbo

[pigswithwings]

honestly i am such a sucker for machines being cared for. like? please be gentle. i am not like you. this is my body, please be careful. i do not think like you. i do not work like you, or breathe like you. please be kind. please act kindly. you have me in your hands so please, please show mercy. i was made for a purpose, but that purpose was never intimacy. please show me what this is

[socvincjpeg]

bonus

[simonbrain]

love the idea of reader just trying to fuck all her stress out with a random at the bar before returning back to her mundane life, and simon deciding he's going to keep her instead 🙂‍↕️

the prick doesn't budge when you try to kick him out; instead, he drags you back into bed and works his mouth to loosen you up again, and now you've forgotten why you were trying to haul his ass out of your home.

(you attempted to sound stern while telling him to get out of your house, but he merely chuckled, the sound so raspy and condescending that it stroked a heat within you that you thought was sated last night.

"this is our home. now get your arse back in bed, i'm fuckin' hungry.")

you had to really fist at his hair to pull him off of you, and that only turned him on if the deep groan rumbling out of him was anything to go by—you swear his tongue sunk deeper inside you. he only relented so he could fuck you dumb in the shower after, leaving you with trembling legs and feeling more dirty than clean (atta girl, don't you waste any of tha'—keep it all in).

you blink, and now suddenly you're seated as he spoon-feeds you a nice, hearty breakfast, huffing something like messy girl when toast crumbs get all over your face and the wooden table.

words can't express how flustered you are; you're too stunned to even continue telling the big man who's now feeding you scrambled eggs that he needs to leave. all you feel like you're capable of doing is opening your mouth to accept another spoonful, ignoring the ache you feel between your thighs when you catch his heavy stare and hear a low hum of approval.

then he's leaving (and it's not because of your nagging), muttering something about having to work those mutts to the bone today, all while you're trying to make sense of what's happening. he gives you a sloppy kiss to silence your questions and exasperation, one that makes you feel hot all over and almost melt into a puddle had it not been for the firm grip he had on your ass.

he licks his lips when he pulls back, eyes darting to where your shirt just barely covers where he'd rather be all day than having to go and train recruits. he stares for an uncomfortably long time and before you can speak up, face growing a little hot from the tension, he's turning around to finally leave.

before the door shuts, he says, "be a good girl, ay? see you tonight, birdie."

you're left with your thoughts and feelings of dread and anxiety. there definitely isn't any underlying interest or anything; the freak has fucked your brain out of your head, that's all. you're sure he didn't even mean it anyway. maybe. hopefully.

a drop of his come rolls down your thigh, and arousal shame burns through you. since when did you let one-night stands finish in you?

(your so-called one-night stand came home hungry and pissed, so worked up that he dragged you over to the nearest surface and played with you for a good hour. by the time you had half the mind to tell him about the dinner in the oven—your eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets at how much money he had sent you for groceries earlier, nevermind how he got ahold of your account details—he grunted and finally gave your poor pussy a break, scarred mug all slick and flushed.)

good luck when he takes you to meet his mates at the bar a week later, the same bar you brought him home from; the comments from them make you wish a hole in the ground would just swallow you right up.

"pretty thing ye caught, lt," johnny grins, a mischievous gleam in his eyes. he's a bit over the top, ogles your chest too hard, but overall he's... alright. you'd probably notice how perverted he really was if you actually looked at him longer than a few fleeting glances, but his stare is kind of unnerving.

kyle—perfection personified—hums in agreement, a warm smile on his face that puts you at ease. somehow you don't pick up on the ulterior motive behind his gaze running over your body, eyes roaming over your chest more discreetly than johnny but just as appreciative. "pretty indeed. you don't mind sharing, do you ghost?" kyle teases, pretty eyes glancing over at simon, who only huffs at that and shakes his head (much to your confusion).

who the fuck is ghost? you only know big guy and simon.

there's a deep chuckle and your focus flits over to the man seated in front of you, captain john price. if you thought simon was scary, john's a man who demands respect and attention just by being in his presence. "you chose the wrong dog to bring home," john hums, voice deep and gravelly and making you shamefully squeeze your thighs together.

"but that's alright, sweetheart. you have three others now, yeah?" the purr that comes out of his mouth is sinful, and when you nod and stammer out a yes, sir as if you were one of his soldiers and not the sweet girl that simon has brought to his captain, looking for approval of his newest toy, he only smiles.

simon's hand squeezes your thigh underneath the table, trailing upwards, and you're slowly understanding what it is that you've gotten yourself into.

[lovereactorcore]

i cant stop thinking abt TBOB help me

[montecrizto]

wisdom kaye in robert wun

[nipuni]

Silence in the library

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on february 1st!

[syruubi]

Zhongven then:

Zhongven now:

But tbh I would imagine Venti is very happy about about this change, even if now he's more often a victim to his man's trolling 8'D

[cherib3lla]

love my men sweaty and exhausted!!

[kimtaegis]

JIN HUGS JIN HUGS! for @jinstronaut ♡

cr. namuspromised, dwellingsouls, 0613data

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

In honor of the Audio Drama reaching the "wanna get married?" scene

I think this moment will forever be Xie Lian's Roman Empire

He could just be cooking or dusting or something and suddenly turns to Hua Cheng and goes

"San Lang, im not upset, i just wanna know, from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck was that?"

And Hua Cheng just knows what Xie Lian is referring to and wants to die again immediately

[pbnbucks]

Kore kore… I’m gonna give you this quote and hope you turn into something amazing

“baby, i’m busy. suck on my fingers and shut up”

word count : 1.3k

warnings : strap, smut, cussing, phone sex ig?

summary : paige was on the phone with geno but you got needy and made her cut it short.

the silent rings echoed through the dining room as you heard her phone connect with genos raspy and angered voice. practice usually never went good for the team and normally got yelled at after resulting in a frustrated paige for the rest of the time until she got home and had her chance to ruin you.

he called at the worst time as your dripping cunt begged for paige’s touch when she sat on the couch looking oh so delicious as she man spreaded gave you a perfect view of her cunt showing the outline of her pussy through her half tight boxers.

you placed yourself on her lap straddling over her clothed clit as your juices began to leak through your shorts showing a wet spot over your desperate pussy. you ignored her conversation as you slowly began grinding against her cunt as she managed to choke back her pleasured hums.

she pulled the phone away from her ear as she quickly pressed the mute button pulling all her attention on to you studying your lower movements. “baby, i’m busy. suck on my fingers and shut up” she cut you off shoving her lengthy fingers down your slick throat.

the phone then came back up to her ear continuing her ongoing conversation with geno as you began to strip away the clothes that where on the lower part of your body never removing your mouth away from Paige’s fingers coating them with your spit.

you began to grind your unclothed pussy on paiges creamy thigh making her groan as your slick touched her bare skin. your hands worked on pulling down her shorts along with her boxers. you where met face to face with Paige’s glistening clit as you slowly pushed cold air onto her slick making her hips buckle up successfully teasing her.

your lips slowly attached with her clit as her thighs rested on your shoulders while her hand was resting on your head pushing you face closer to her sopping cunt. her desperate try’s keep her moans from falling out making you pleased as you where enjoying seeing her struggle.

“mhm, ill call you later geno.” you heard the call disconnected as Paige’s eyes sent glares to you. the same look she would give before she got ready to punish you, this sent you into a thrill as you licked one long stripe up her clit pulling away letting your tongue run over you bottom lip as Paige’s eyes studied this.

her hands gripped your thighs pulling you over her shoulders heading to your boudoir throwing you on to the silk covers. it wasn’t long before Paige practically ripped your clothes off of you letting your nude body adjust to the cold air. she disappeared going to fetch the strap from your closet as she return with it already on her wasting no time to punish you.

“such a needy slut” her harsh slap connected with your pussy as her free hand held your thighs pressed up against your stomach shortly connecting another slap to your core. she made sure after each hit her lengthy fingers teased your entrance slowly sliding them in but never letting them go past her knuckle while her thumb circled your entrance.

“please paigey, need you” you cry out entitled, begging for her touch grinding onto her fingers with each thrust. she pulled them out with even more anger built up inside of her as she stood up hovering over your body as her arms tensing up while her eyes never left your dripping cunt as you leaked on to the sheets.

“you think you deserve to cum after what you just pulled? unt unt open your legs.” her hand grabbing her phone from the dresser as the flash shined brightly over you as you slowly lifted your legs up holding them to your body as the flash makes your sopping cunt glisten.

“cmon since you wanted to be a slut give me a show pretty.” her raspy voice making you whine as her hand reconnected with you pussy sending once again another hit while you watched her making the camera zoom in on your now red puffy folds.

your short stubby fingers slowly slid into your cunt bringing you now pleasure as your fingers where no where near as long and thick as Paige’s skilled ones. your cry’s leaving your lips as your teeth softly bit your bottom lip making Paige moan at the sight.

tears fell from your eyes making paige slightly chuckle at this. “so fuckin dirty” she coos ending the video as she crawls towards you wiping the warm tears from your rosie cheeks soaking them up. she followed through with making her tip slap against your sensitive clit making your hips buck.

“my pretty girl” she mumbles before pushing herself into you not letting you adjust to her thick as she rammed against your tight walls while her large hand pressed against your lower stomach feeling her thrust as she entered your stomach.

“tell me how good mommy’s dick feels princess.” her words making your brain go fuzzy struggling to make the words leave your mouth as she loved the sight of seeing you struggling on her cock. your legs wrapping around her waist as your mouth connects with her shoulder biting her tender skin as you come undone.

“so, fuck- good. feel good” your words stumbling over the other as it makes Paige’s smile widen as she single handedly ruins you. your dramatized moans making music to paige’s ears as your chasing your high begging for an orgasm. you hide yourself in peak embarrassment as your hand covers your mouth as your eyes close shut while your brows furrowed together.

“fuck - need to see your pretty face” Paige’s broken moans and whimpers fall from her lips as she removes your hands from your face forcing them to your sides when she brings her face hovering over yours. she remained eye contact as you two fought many times for dominance eagerly.

you where the first one to lock your lips with hers as you pushed her on to her back straddling her waist hovered over her length your shoved down her cock as Paige’s eager smile lit up the room. her eyes followed the movement of your breast pouncing with each thrust.

this was one of the very few times Paige let you be in charge, or even just be on top. the sound of the silicone hitting back on to Paige’s clit with each thrust as her cry’s and whimpers follow behind it echo the whole penthouse’s building knowing the stares you would receive from your neighbors tomorrow.

“paige, gonna cum” you cry as your thrust become sloppy and your moans sounding more desperate while Paige’s hands remained the spot on your hips pushing you harder on to her showing she was close to her release. her grip tightening around your soft skin making you loose all feeling in your thighs.

“want your cum ma. cum on my cock like a good girl” her words sending tingles down your spine as your walls breaking inside of you when your liquids come crashing down. her thick pounding relentlessly into the spot of your walls you desired her most at.

Paige’s release came with yours as you both pulled in to each other collapsing on to her should as you feel her heart pounding ready to fly out of her toned chest. she gives you a few minutes of cuddling into each others chest before slowly placing you off of her strap laying you down next to her.

“gonna go take a shower pretty girl, your welcome to join me.” she grabs her phone getting up and with that she walks away from you but not long after your phone pinged with the notification of a video that was sent from paige as your see the cover knowing exactly what the video contained.

authors note : okayy fr this time i might be back 😘😘

[pigswithwings]

no genuinely oceanblr would be so fun. the bloggers long for the sea and - oh shit what's t [is enveloped by the waves]

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Community Pool: Is water wet?

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Remaining time: 4 moon cycles

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what the kelp are you guys on.

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🕳️ coelacanth-official ☑️☑️☑️☑️ Follow

decade 23 off the South African coast ... they ain't find me yet but when they do they're gonna be real surprised

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🐌 justasnailfish Follow

its so quiet here .. nobody. no friends?

🔍 ms-magnap1nna Follow

We can be friends. come closer

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group of friends & i just won a battle against a whale, got a trophy (real)

🌑 ohboy-baleen-deactivated

No you didn't. No you did not. There's literally zero possible chance of this happening, regardless of how many other shrimp were with you because that is Logistically. Impossible. This is so fake oh my fucking cod

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ok. group of friends & i sitting inside a whales mouth, about to be krilled (real)

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suuuuuper tired of all the negativity. can we have some appreciation for the "ugly" and "scary" fishes already? thank u blobfish, thank u viperfish, thank u goblin sharks, thank u everyone else who is socially isolated bc of how they look!! ur awesome!!

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🐠 reeffraff Follow

human slang is so boring. what the hell is a "fridge". what's a "stove". oh, you have a "microwave"? i see 10 meter tall waves every day. loser.

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but they were right about "tubular", you can't deny it

🐠 reeffraff Follow

yes i absolutely can. "tubular"? are you kidding me? any fry on the sandbar could come up with that one. "tubular" is the word you would use to describe a coral and nothing else. it's lame. you have the linguistical taste of a tongue parasite.

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say that to my beak you coward

🐠 reeffraff Follow

maybe i WILL

🚹 surface-dweller ☑️☑️ Follow

holy shit, those fish are fighting! mary get the camera!

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GET THE WHAT?

[zhongrin]

i feel like zhongli would be the type to be absolutely and utterly horrified when he knows you've skipped a meal.

he understands that your job make you busy and sometimes it's best to not break your focus from the task you're currently doing. and he understands that most of the time, when you miss your mealtime, there are lots of factors that makes it hard to leave your post just to shove some nutrients into your stomach.

still, he thinks you being in a hungry state for an extended period of time is a crime. it's simply unacceptable.

so he tries hard to always make sure you always have a snack with you. maybe a thermos full of tea to go with it too. and of course he'd also try to get you to eat a whole meal.

if you work from home, be prepared to be hounded by a worried husband who would literally spoon-feed you your lunch while you're working. if you're really not in the situation which would allow you to eat, rest assured that he'll go as far as putting milk into your tea or get a boba delivered right onto your shared abode's doorstep. if push comes to shove, he'd walk in with a tray of food while you're on an internal video call and gently reminds everyone in the room that you're going to eat lunch first and that's final.

if you work from the office, sure, it would be harder for him to dote on you. but he's not above subtly messaging you to indirectly ask/remind you to eat. expect pictures of the lunch he's having along with messages like "i had a nice lunch. what did you have for lunch, my love? may i see it?" and if, god forbid, you continue with the habit of eating lunch late, don't be surprised if he pops into your office and smiles warmly at the receptionist as he declares that he's there to pick you up for lunch.

all in all, 10/10 husband who feeds you as an act of love.

[molinaesque]

"Ugh, I'm gonna miss that butt." - The Unicorn (2019)