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literally this
and all this while d*stoevsky didn't know WHAT that dude killed that old lady for!
"The author's path in search of an answer to the question of why Raskolnikov killed a woman was quite long. In a letter to Mykhailo Katkov, Fedor Mykhailovych limited the idea of the meaning of his hero's crime to "simple arithmetic": the student decided to take the life of a "deaf, stupid, evil and sick old woman" in order to give a chance to save other suffering people - himself, his sister and mother. Finally, in the final edition, Raskolnikov's "idea of Napoleon" with the division of humanity into "trembling creatures" and "lords" was articulated."
like...bruh, you could have just left it the way it was, at least there was no leitmotif about the class of people deserving to die. it is at least would have been less disgusting if he just killed that woman for being evil landlady and to help his family. like wtf?!
why a book about a man killing an old woman with an axe is so popular among westerners…
#Do oxen low when mangers are full?#the biggest bruh moment#ukrainian literature#ukrainian classics#ukrainian classical literature#ukrainian realism#realism movement in ukrainian literature#ukrainian 19the century literature#do...do you realize that was published in the same century was#they were published only like 14 years apart#and i believe it is only because it was SO much harder to publish LITERALLY ANYTHING in ukrainian language in russian empire#note that Valuev's decree was already in it's full force#so it was actually again rhe fucking law to publish anything in ukrainian#look up Valuev Circular (Valuev's decree)#Valuev's decree from July 18. 1863 was later baked up by another anti-ukrainian law in russian empire#Ems Ukaz from May 18. 1878 which was a secret decree that further banned print of anything in ukrainian language#and so in this reality was first published in 1866 without any legal problems.#however had to go through the Censorship Committee first#they butchered the most acute social topics form the novel#and then Ems Ukaz caught it on its way to the publishing house in St.Petersburg#in the end the novel was published only 4 years later#it was published uncensored by Dragomanov's publishing house#in russian empire however it was still fucking BANNED for 24 years#so... yeah#you were brainwashed by russian empire in the 21 century#fucking amazing
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guys uhm. picsart didn’t work for me; the stickers weren’t showing up for literally anything i searched and uhm. basically i deleted it nd now my phone won’t lemme redownload it. and uhm
i deadass think the themes gonna be stuck on hello kitty dante for eternity LMFAOOOOO i’m so cooked
#biggest bruh moment of my life#kms rn#goodbye cruel world#fuck you picsart you’re so wack#dolly thinks
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I got one shot by a roasted fish fused on a stick
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i stopped watching the 5th live because i think the dvd cut of it sucks but i certainly don’t remember why i think that way after years of not watching it lol
anyway guess who fell in love with the bat seiyuu all over again watching the raw livestream version of the 5th live LMAO
#this is vee speaking#NAH THE DVD CUT RRRRRRRLLLLLLY SUCKS LOL#for the dvd cut they had to re-record bat’s portion of their live#not because sakakihara-san made a mistake (😢) but because their section had sound issues the studio tried to play off as transition music#and A LOT of the magic in bat’s first performances were cut out 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i’m not the biggest fan of the sound editing on the dvds in general even if i understand why it has to happen lol#like!!!!!!!!! in the raw livestream you can hear the hypmic seiyuu cheering on the bb seiyuu in this first foray into crowd less lives!!!!!#the way you could tell the og divis were adjusting to the lack of an audience in their performances!!!!!!#the way sakakihara-san out here ROARING moonlight shadow started from his frustration from this live!!!!!!#those little trills hayama-san does at the end of one two law started in the 5th live!!!!!!#the gremlin laugh hayama-san does just as batfs starts bruh!!!!!!!!#the dvd took away ALLLLLLLLLL OF THAT!!!!!!!! RAW 5TH LIVE LIVESTREAM SUPERIORITY!!!!!!!!!#LIKE TELL ME WHY I STARTED SCREAMING THE MOMENT TAKEUCHI-SAN GAVE US OUR FIRST LIVE ‘EAST SIDE!!!!!!!!’ IT WAS SO HYPE#ALWAYS HAD THAT MAD POWER VOCALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭#like rewatching the 5th live made me think no wonder bat snatched my entire heart out of my chest so early on#when they were giving us all that from the beginning lmao#c: seiyuu stuff
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Shoutout to the psychological center I got my ADHD evaluation done at (they said I didn't have it """"because I wasn't hyperactive enough"""") for calling me out of the blue several months later to invite me to join an ADHD support group, loving the mixed messages, keep it up guys!!!
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The Dick Analysis
A slight analysis on jjk men's dick would look and feel like....| Gojo satoru; Geto suguru; Kento nanami; Ryomen sukuna; Toji fushiguro |
Gojo satoru
Pretty pink tip. Gojo's body lacks melanin, so his huge dick will be the prettiest colour of pink you've ever seen. When not aroused it would soft and jiggly making you want to play with it as a stress reliever, however the moment your hand comes in contact with his dick, it would spring back to life in an instant. Rock hard I mean (What do you expect you tell gojo you wanna play with his dingle dangle and he won't be horny to get a boner). The moment he gets hard he will get all whiney wanting to fuck you right now. You will have to give in anyway.
His glans(head) meets your dripping cut at first, coating his tip with your slick as his precum mixes with yours. It's his most sensitive part and he loves it when you lick it or your clitoris comes in contact with it. His dick would be pretty big, about six inches which when gets aroused can gain an extra length of 2 inches which is too big for you and it's always too big for you to fit. Thus there are many sex positions gojo refuses to try since it might hurt you. No matter what position every single thrust gets your eye rollin' till ya see infinite void. Lmao.
Geto suguru
Huge and thick. His cock would have an amazing girth that would strech you so well till you're sure that it's gonna be the death of you. His cock would be slight tanned as of his honey skin tone (before kenjaku took his body lol). His shaft would be more thick than its tip. Giving him a blowjob would be really hard because of how thick he is and no matter how carefully you take him totally avoiding teeth would be impossible. He would let out a soft gasp and creasing his brows as his head falls back whenever your teeth grazes his shaft accidentally. You would pull back immediately and mutter apologies which he shuts immediately tangling his fingers into your hair shoving it back into your warm mouth. He wouldn't say it directly but he loves it when you do so, the sudden strike of pain along with the gush of pleasure as you suck him gets him high and his balls tight.
Normally geto's dick would be of good 5 inches and when hard it might elongated to 6.5 inches. You love when he lets you ride his big fat cock and rest your head on his tiddies. He stretches you so good that once he pulls out you get overwhelmed with emptiness and beg him to stuff it in for the rest of the night.
Kento nanami
Talking about the dilf his baby corn would be the biggest and fattest thing you've ever taken. Bruh his cock his the perfect combination of length and width. Every thrust would drive you to the edge only for you to want more. You feel so full when he drowns himself into you. Kento's hardness can last upto hours even after cumming multiple times thus forget you're getting any sleep the entire night. Something he absolutely loves is to slap his dick on your face while cumming. At first it was your idea since you wanted to try out something new (basically you were horny) and how can nanami come to refuse you his (not so) innocent pretty angel. This became his new kink and slapping your face, messing your flushed cheeks with his cum drove him over the edge to go one more round. Normally he doesn't like overtime but if it's you then he can go over hours.
His cock would be of 6 inches and can elongate upto 7 when hard. His width is similar to geto's. He's such a sweetheart that he would let you stack doughnuts, tie a ribbon, dip it in chocolate, add sprinkles to the top and suck it. He would let you do anything (bruh's whipped for you).
Ryomen sukuna
Hail to sukuna sama and his dick sama. First thing's first sukuna (true form) has two dicks— adorned with similar twin striped tattoos along with a set of huge balls. His dick is huge— fucking huge. He would double penetrate you, use you like a cum dump whore without any care. He's the type to make it fit even if it won't. Every sex session with him will continue till hours and such a tease he is, he would deprive you of your high, not letting you cum till your cunt and asshole reaches the bottom of his shaft. Your legs would feel like jelly as you would be drooling while he pounds into you. Honestly I think you would pass out due to the sheer intensity of his thrusts as he fucks your cunt and asshole at the same time. I can also imagine him having anal with you while he grinds his upper dick on your pussy, sometimes sliding the tip inside only to see you whine with pleasure and withdraw it immediately to stop you from cumming. He loves to edge you.
Sukuna's dick samas would be huge as mentioned before. His balls would be so pretty and he would make you lick it after you squirt on it. Forget about the aroused size....aroused or not his length and size is enough to make you see death's doors. Have fun pretty concubine.
Toji fushiguro
Yeah dilfushiguro is it? Veins. The prettiest and the sluttiest thing about his dick would be the veins throbbing twitching and pulsating at the sight of you naked under him as his tip smears his hot precum slopping your entrance. His dick would be big and fat and the moment it would enter you, you would see black dots covering your vision till your eyes rolls with warm pleasure of him fucking you. He would go either feral or super gentle and teasingly slow, making love to you. What you love the most about his dick is you could trace his throbbing veins and twitching tip gushing his sperm into you making your hole sloppy and creamy with friction.
His dick would be 5 to 6 inches long and might gain half an inch when aroused. His dick would be slight tanned like geto's and the head would be thick with a long shaft. Toji loves pressing the bulge on your lower stomach when he's fucking you so his glans rubs your g-spot making you squirt. Later he eats your pussy out while he makes you lick the mess you did on the floor.
Other parts- The moan analysis | The cum analysis
a/n- the amount of sanity i lost while writing this is insane | © strawberrymochin 24 | plagiarism won't be tolerated
#jjk#jjk smut#jjk x reader#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru smut#geto suguru x reader#geto suguru#geto suguru smut#nanami kento#nanami kento smut#kento x reader#sukuna ryomen smut#ryomen sukuna#ryomen sukuna smut#sukuna x reader#toji x reader#toji fushiguro#toji smut#satoru smut#geto smut#nanami smut#sukuna smut#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen smut
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To add onto that last ask abt voting, while I think destroying the system would be beneficial, they're forgetting that there's going to be horrible people participating in the system regardless of our participation and voting for the GOP. How can you destroy a system when a significant chunk of the population is going to enthusiastically participate in it regardless? It's not like Conservative bigots won't vote.
Bruh. Do you know what would happen if you were to destroy the system?
Millions and millions of people will die, starting with the most marginalized and the most vulnerable.
Do you know why? Because the power vacuum left behind by a collapsed government will not stay unoccupied. It will rapidly be filled by whoever is the biggest, nastiest, bloodthirstiest bully on the block.
Why do you think Project 2025 is all about destroying the system? Because the system, again, is the only thing preventing the alt-right from going on an ethnic cleansing spree, killing everyone who doesn't fit their vision of a white ethno-nation.
You will not herald in a golden age of equity by destroying a system that has working checks and balances. You will get a lifetime of stress and living from moment to harrowing moment. You will have to sacrifice getting to be who you are in exchange for becoming a machine for survival.
Anarchy is a beautiful dream, because it's a dream that'll do whatever you want in your mind. It is Intriguing. It is New. It is Different. It looks like a fresh start, a blank canvas...but the error lies in assuming you'll get ANY SAY in how that canvas will get painted. Life is not something we get to shape like that, because it's not something we can control no matter how we organize ourselves. All we can do is figure out how we want to co-habit and co-operate within the ecosystem of all things.
There will always be "bad people" participating in the system, yes, but that's because "bad people" is a construct—bad is a thing we made it up. What's bad in one worldview is good in another. Not only that, everyone is capable of being bad and good, regardless of the morals and values they hold, system or no system.
Additionally, those same bigots who participate in the system now? They will GLADLY participate in a non-system.
Hell, they've got fucking plans for it.
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distraction 🌀
notes!!: inspired by tiktok above ^^
warnings: fluff
word count: 1.1k!!
y/n was 2 hrs into her stream on her twitch channel, she had just begun a poll on her stream to listen to albums she hadn’t had the chance to listen to before.
basically a listening party, and a way for her viewers to input and spread their music taste.
“so admins can yall show what are the albums chats saying i should listen to?”
moments later and a few clicks later, y/n moved the poll to the screen to show her viewers.
options of albums to listen to were:
orquídeas - kali uches
negro swan - blood orange
cowboy carter - beyoncé
late registration - kanye
considering the biggest/ most well known artist was beyoncé and kanye , the polls showed the competition between both albums.
seconds later, the poll ended and cowboy carter by beyoncé had won.
30 minutes later, after gasps, snapping and humming, y/n was 75% done with the album. as she heard the beginning another comentary interlude and got up and stretched, still being visble to chat she jumped once she heard a loud chanting in her head phones.
spaghettii had started playing, y/n got up and started tapping her foot while placing her hands on her hips. she was so distracted that she didn’t hear hamzah come inside their apartment, he was became quickly aware that y/n was streaming due to the blaring light from her monitor.
as the lyrics ‘like a snap of my fingers im thanos!’ was yelled by beyoncé, y/n couldn’t help but start twerking due to the hypnotizing song. she wasn’t showing her junk to the camera but having her backside face the wall.
hamzah on the other hand was having a fun time. he couldn’t help but laugh as y/n kept making faces as she rocked her hips.
soon she got lower and lower, THAT caught hamzahs attention. he began to feel his chest tighten as he his desire to be behind y/n as she was dancing grew stronger.
as the song started to progress and get a little slower instrumental wise, y/n went back to her seat and was quickly made aware of hamzahs presence by chat.
“who’s here chat?” y/n said looking around, her eyes meeting hamzahs.
“you saw all that?” y/n blurted as her face turned red.
“yeah, never knew you had that in you y/n,” hamzah chuckled, walking closer to her monitor.
“mhm, guess you never knew i was apart of the beyhive.” y/n said raising her eyebrows.
“yeah, guess not.” he said, still thinking about y/n’s dancing, getting closer to y/n.
y/n could tell hamzah was feeling dirty, but she had to warn him before he kept talking stupid.
“babe i’m on stream,” y/n said pressing her mute button.
hamzah took her finger off the button, and grinned to her.
“babe i don’t care, plus you was bucking your hips in the air.” hamzah snickered eyeing y/n down, putting his warm hand on her back, slowly inching his fingers under her shirt.
y/n’s back straightened quickly, hamzah grinned shifting his head to the camera.
“how’s the listening party going?”
“good, wait you’ve been watching?”
“yeah, nonifications always on for you babe.” he said giving her cheek a quick peck.
soon y/n’s chat filled with hearts and you and hamzahs ship name.
“bruh, look what you did.” y/n groaned. “i still got like 7 more songs. all chats gonna be doing is asking for this.”
“so, give them what they want.” hamzah smiled putting his bag down and letting his hand on y/n’s back go deeper and grab her ass.
a audible gasp came out of y/n.
“hamzah.” she hissed under her breath, holding onto the mic.
hamzah shrugged in response.
y/n took a deep breath, giving hamzah a playful glare before turning back to her chat. "alright, alright, y'all. let's get back to the music!" she said, trying to regain her composure.
as she clicked to start the next track, the chat was buzzing with excitement and heart emojis. "you two are too cute!" one message read, while another said, "this is the best stream ever!"
y/n couldn't help but smile. despite the unexpected interruption, she loved how supportive her community was. and she couldn't deny that hamzah's presence added a special touch to her streams.
as the next song started playing, y/n leaned back in her chair, letting the music wash over her. she glanced at hamzah, who was now lounging on the couch, watching her with a smirk. she felt a warmth spread through her chest, a mixture of love and amusement.
hamzah, sensing her gaze, winked at her. "you know, i could join you for the rest of the stream. make it a duet," he teased.
y/n laughed, shaking her head. "oh really? you think you can keep up with me and beyoncé?"
"absolutely," hamzah replied, standing up and moving closer to her setup. he pulled up a chair next to her, and the chat went wild with excitement.
"alright, chat, you heard him. hamzah's joining us for the rest of the listening party!" y/n announced, her smile widening as she saw the flood of positive reactions.
hamzah settled next to her, slipping his arm around her shoulders. "so, what's next on the list?" he asked, peering at the screen.
"let's see," y/n said, scrolling through the remaining tracks. "ah, here we go. this one’s a classic." she clicked play, and the opening notes filled the room.
as the music played, hamzah gently swayed in his seat, occasionally singing along and making y/n laugh with his over-the-top yapping. they shared stories about their favorite songs, playfully debated the best albums, and even took turns reading out the funniest comments from the chat.
at one point, hamzah leaned in closer, his voice soft in her ear. "you know, watching you like this, so happy and in your element... it’s one of my favorite things."
y/n felt her cheeks warm and her heart flutter. "glad you enjoy it as much as i do," she murmured back, giving his hand a squeeze.
as the final track played, they both leaned back, content and relaxed. y/n turned to hamzah, her eyes shining with gratitude and affection. "thanks for joining me tonight. it made this stream extra special."
"anytime, babe," hamzah replied, pressing a kiss to her temple. "you know i'm your biggest fan."
as they wrapped up the stream, y/n felt an overwhelming sense of joy. not just from the music and the wonderful interaction with her chat, but from the simple, beautiful connection she shared with hamzah. it was in moments like these that she felt truly blessed, knowing that they had something extraordinary.
"goodnight, everyone!" y/n called out, waving to the camera as the stream ended. she turned to hamzah, her eyes sparkling with happiness. "now, where were we?"
hamzah grinned, pulling her close. "i believe we were just getting started."
tokischaaaa speaks: idk why but i jus like writing fluff now lol 🤭
#hamzahthefantastic#slushy noobz#hamzah imagines#hamzah x reader#hamzah x y/n#hamzahthefantastic x reader#Spotify
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Dear diary: day 613 on the couch...
Not really. It's only been 7 days. See what I did there? Actually, it has been exactly 7 days.
I'm about done with this covid crap but still at home out of "Abundance Of Caution."
And because I am a little stir-crazy/cabin-feverish, having seen everything on the internet twice and three times already and shit and having nothing left to do, I started rewatching Are You Sure?. Of course I did.
And as my now recovered brain would do when its not laying like a pile of grey jelly suffering from covid cooties, it is speeding through all the thoughts that are thotting up there. Damn it and them.
One in particular... that great pic of Tae and Manager-nim with JK photobombing in the background, supposedly taken in Hawaii, is the biggest thot thought of all. Not for the same reasons that others are celebrating the pic for. Redrum.
This one that Tae said he forgot about.
Tae posts pics of he and JK which supposedly was taken when he was in Hawaii and was apparently going skydiving and invited JK to come do it with him...very early 2023 by the look of JK's hair. So you're telling me Taehyung went skydiving... SUPPOSEDLY literally jumped out of an airplane from way up in the sky in Hawaii... yet in Jeju in late September of same year, he acted like he was too scared to jump onto a sandbag from a stationary platform 30 feet in the air in a controlled environment with a safety harness on... (side-eye).
Or did Tae chicken out at the last minute in Hawaii and not actually jump out of a plane? Will we ever know? Did JK fly all the way there to hold his hand and he still chickened out? It kind of looks like JK is having to convince Tae in the above pic. Don't back out on me now bruh, I flew 9 hours to do this shit, I'm doing it with or without you.
Pretty sure JK went through with it because during an interview last year, he said he's been skydiving, right? So if he did, SURELY someone caught that on camera? Will we EVER see it?
And if Tae DID jump out of that airplane too... please explain exactly WHO is doing the fan-service in Are You Sure?
In other news, I heard the cult was mad at JK because guess what? They finally actually watched original content (episode 4) thinking they'd see more of what they thought they saw in Ep. 3 and therefore hijack the show. Wrong. Original content is kryptonite to the cult. Surprised they didn't all melt into the ground like the wicked witch when they watched it.
I haven't seen anyone mention all the secret hand signs or codes that supposedly pass between Tae and JK. Duh. Because there is no such thing as secret hand signs and secret codes.
Except this one which isn't secret at all:
FYI, I think the pool moment when JK reminded JM the pool was transparent, I think Jimin was gonna yank JK's pants down. I think its one of their silly kinks when they are down to their skivvies. Which they were. Those two... I swear... can't take them anywhere.
And lastly, no excuse now for JK to not do that CK underwear ad... maybe he's already done it and it'll hit us when we least expect. The thoughts are thotting.
My brain would welcome any perfectly logical explanations to any of this.
#this brain its out of control#feeling cute might delete later#jimin#jungkook#taehyung#the thoughts are thoughting#and thotting#redrum#the shining...get it?... redrum? cabin fever? never mind.
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It's very late, I'm a tiny bit tipsy but I definitely won't have time tomorrow, and if my inbox is anything to go by, y'all really want your pazzi crumbs so here y'all go (I might do a proper recap about the game later but we'll see)
Also I know I said I lowkey wanted Paige to leave but you guys seeing the way gampel loves her (like IT WAS LOUD and lowkey didn't even hear her say the "I'm coming back" part because everyone was screaming already) and seeing the way she loves them back, ugh I'm just so happy she gets that again for one more year and I just hope it's everything she wants.
Anyways onto what you're here for:
The scream I screamed when Azzi came out in the #5 jersey like I think I scared some people (read: the girl next to me even though she should be used to my bullshit by now). But when I tell y'all it was a MOMENT, for me and for Paige. I'm sure she knew it was happening but I have no idea if she'd seen Azzi in that jersey before the moment. But girlie's eyes were glued for a good minute. Like they were doing their warmups and stuff they do, and Azzi was walking around the court saying hi to people and Paige was distracted as hell. Then Azzi finally got to her and bruh the smirk on this bitch's face like WE GET IT. That's your girl, in your jersey. She definitely made some smartass comment cause Azzi rolled her eyes. Like you guys I wish I had videoed this interaction, even if it would have come out blurry as fuck, because I swear it's better than anything I can ever write, literally straight out of a fic vibes.
KK also definitely made some smartass comment cause Azzi full just shoved her at some point. Princess was getting teased by everyone today I think because she was blushing and rolling her eyes a lot and whoever was around her was laughing with teasing eyes.
They gravitate to each other so much, like so much it's kinda insane. Especially before the game, like as soon as Azzi was out of the tunnel (injured players come out a couple of minutes after the other players), even when they're not really even interacting each other, they're in each other's orbiit. Y'all like it's kinda ridiculous. And I was at the Texas game last year (was not as invested back then so maybe that's why) but I swear they weren't this attached yet.
Also seeing Azzi so happy and carefree pregame, I already knew Paige was definitely staying.
Small moment during the foul with Amari that was being reviewed, the non-injured players were huddled and the injured players were still on the bench. And Paige just kept looking back at Azzi and at some point Aaliyah like elbowed her and gave her a knowing look before also turning back and looking at Azzi.
Also I swear when they're slapping hands, both of them tend to linger just a second longer than they do with other people.
Speaking of people teasing Azzi, Paige's mom gave her the biggest smirk when she saw her after the game. Like she looked at the jersey and then like titled her head a little bit and then they hugged and it was so sweet. Before that she was messing around with all of Paige's siblings. You can just tell the comfort level is different because at this point, everyone's close to everyone's families to an extent, but it's just different with Azzi and Paige's family.
Back to gravitating, as soon as Paige was done with the SNY interview and interacting with fans, she was back in Azzi's orbit. Like they don't really touch and stuff because they're clearly aware there's so many people, but you can see they kinda want to? But they were just talking after. They're so tethered, like I know and y'all know, but when you see it in person it's kinda insane to observe.
Alright that's all I can remember right now but I'll see if I can remember more. But man it was just such an emotional night and ugh I love this senior class so much and seeing them get the love they deserve made me so happy. They deserve everything.
#pazzi#also seeing them play in person makes me wanna be a believer so bad but...#like yes crumbs but also we got azzi in paige's jersey like omg???
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Can I request one where Lampert and reader were friends with Kasper aka infected before he got well infected, basically the reader kept hanging out with infected and ended up getting infected too and they end up going to Lampert because they are still them atleast for a bit. angst definitely but you could make it have a fluffy ending
"I put more tape on those posters, Kasper. I'm sure Poptart will turn up soon."
"Thanks for doing that, bro. But...who's that?"
"Huh? Poptart is-"
"No, "Kasper". Isn't he like...the friendly ghost or somethin'?"
"Um..last I checked that was your name."
"Nah I'm pretty sure it's Infected." Kasper, or rather "Infected" as he apparently started calling himself, just shook his head before turning back his computer. He was in the midst of a gaming session, the round beginning as he tried staying focused.
You, on the other hand, just sat on the beanbag chair in his room, confused as all hell.
Ever since he caught that weird virus and brought it back to the apartment...it seemed to be getting worse. It began as a common sinus infection that made him lethargic, with half the stuff he was saying nearly indiscernible. He denied being sick enough to warrant a doctor visit, though, and figured it'll eventually pass.
And as his neighbor and best friend, you thought that giving him space was the best thing to do until he felt better.
At some point, you noticed a gradient creature with an unpleasant color scheme wandering in the dark alleys and down the hallway. It never spoke a word, making you wonder why it was here or if Kasper's illness had something to do with its appearance, but not even he was sure about it.
Then Poptart, his beloved cat, went missing a few days later. He knocked on your door crying and panicking the following morning, clearly scared out of his mind as he woke up to find its food bowl untouched.
That led you both to believe someone kidnapped the poor thing, so together you put up missing posters around the apartment complex, hoping somebody knew their whereabouts. Kasper had his suspicions that the gradient might've had been involved, but as off-putting as it seemed...you couldn't accuse it of anything without solid proof.
Last time you saw Unpleasant, it went onto the elevator, so god only knows what floor it could be on now.
Until it came back, you decided to stay with Kasper and look for Poptart, making sure nobody tore down the posters.
At the current moment, however, as you watched him game, you were a bit grossed out to see the pink snot dribbling from his nose--but when he raised his arm to rub it on his sleeve, you saw something even more alarming:
Pink-checkered textures covering part of his skin, briefly glitching before they vanished.
You got up from your seat and approached him, tapping his shoulder. "Kasper? I saw something weir-"
"I need to focus--oh no, no, no, N0!! My str34k!!"
You froze for a moment, concerned by the stark change in his voice--as though it was ran through a bitcrusher--before frowning as you saw him staring at his screen now, shoulders slumped at the "Defeat" message displayed across it.
"Awh man..." He whined, now sounding somewhat normal.
"Sorry, but..I just wanna be sure you're okay. At least keep a tissue handy, my guy. You're getting it all over your setup." Your eyes surveyed his desk for anything that could be a good tissue substitute--besides magazines.
"I told you, bruh, I feel fi...ah...ahhhCHOO!!" Kasper turned to sneeze directly onto the floor, where a few tiles began flickering pink...before you saw that same checkered texture from before.
But your gamer friend, totally unaware, just turned to stare you with a biggest grin on his face. "See? My sinuses are clear now!"
Then he sniffled again, sulking as his nose betrayed him.
"Look, this virus is turning into something bigger. It's gone beyond a small sinus infection." You huffed. "A virus wouldn't make you forget your own name. A virus wouldn't turn your carpet into that." Pointing to the glitchy texture that showed up, you made sure he was looking at it.
He blinked. "I did that?"
"You need a doctor, Kasper. And I will drag you to one if I have t-"
"For the gazillionth time, that's not my name!!" He suddenly snapped, punching the desk with anger you've never seen before. "It's "Infected"! How have we been friends this long if you can't even remember my ####### n4m3?! $w34r 1'll b4n u fr0m my lif3 if y0u d0n't st0p!"
You stared at him in shock, taking a step back as you saw his fist nearly glitch through the desk.
What was happening to him?
Did the virus force him to call himself "Infected"? Was it making him refuse to accept any help?
You had no idea, and it was scaring you.
"...s0rry.."
"It's..fine-"
"N0. It isn't.." His shoulders slumped again and he looked down at his hands, wondering what was wrong with him. "I...I didn't m34n t0 3xpl0d3 0n y0u. I..I just..."
Then he trailed off, staying unusually silence for several long moments.
That gave you an idea. You had to test something.
"Hey, just amuse me for a second...do you remember this guy?"
Infected raised his head, watching you pick up the picture frame that sat beside his computer. It was photo of him and Lampert--the living lamp robot you two met at ROKEA years ago.
Ever since the day he came to life, you three were the best of friends, always hanging out on each other's floors, trading stuff, making friendship bracelets, and playing games. You and Kasper were the ones to introduce Lampert to all the cool things the world had to offer..and inadvertently turned him into a bit of a germaphobe once he discovered things like sickness.
Still, you three did everything together. The day you took that picture was most memorable--especially the embarrassment of realizing the arrows on their shirts were facing opposite directions, which you only realized after the photo was developed and printed.
Oh, well.
Then after Kasper got sick, Lampert's been keeping his distance, and oftentimes things became tense in the elevator when the former didn't cover his mouth when sneezing or coughing.
But now that his infection was worsening, you weren't sure if the lamp would wanna see him anymore.
Or even...if he recognized the person in the photo at all.
You could tell by the way he took it from your hands and stared at it for some time, eyebrows furrowed with confusion, that he was starting to lose his memory.
"This l4mp dude..I think..I've s33n him on th4t elev4t0r.."
"We've known him for years, Kas. You and I..pretty much brought him to life." You frowned, worried that he was starting to forget him..
How long will it be before he forgot you, too?
"Don't tell me, after everything we've done together, you're forgetting about him--about us."
"I..I...I w4nn4 r3m3mb3r..but..." His hands began trembling, which you were oblivious to as your frustration began to rise once more.
"But nothing. You have to try. Forget your infection and think to when we last saw him. Where were we going?"
"..I don't...kn0w..."
"Yes you do. Who was in the elevator with us besides us three?"
"I h4v3 n0 id34..st0p it.." His voice shook.
"Kasper. You need to-"
"ST0P S4Y1NG TH4T N4M3!! Y0U'R3 N0T H3LPING!!" He shouted, and in that same moment the frame glitched, becoming covered in checkered textures. It felt like a sharp pain that pierced his hands, causing him to yelp and drop it to the floor, where it turned back to normal after it cracked.
You scrambled to pick it up without thinking, afraid he'd cut himself if he tried getting it, only to turn it over and discover that the photo inside was now ruined.
Kasper's face had been ripped out, as though the virus was trying its hardest to erase him and make him believe he had this random picture of some guy and a lamp robot for no reason...
'It's destroying everything he touches..'
Then your attention went to your fingers, which have turned pink. You gasped and quickly put the frame down, staring at your hand in horror.
It was already spreading to your wrist.
"W04h! A-Are y0u 0k4y??" Infected jumped out of his chair on instinct, unsure of what to do but wanting to help in some way.
But the moment he reached for you, you stepped away, clutching your wrist and scowling deeply at him. "Stay back! Now you got me infected, too, you jerk!"
"......I....I-I didn't m34n it.." His voice trembled, sounding more and more broken up as tears filled his vision. "I'm s0rry...I'm...s0 s0rry. I sw34r..I-I'm n0t d0ing it 0n purp0s3." Clutching his arm, he fidgeted with his sleeve, looking down at the ground in shame. "I'm sc4r3d, [y/n].."
Slowly, but surely, your gaze softened upon realizing how hurt he looked, and the fact that your insults weren't helping matters. You knew the risk to hanging around him when he was sick, so....how could you blame him?
Even he didn't know what was going on with him.
"I...I'm sorry for yelling. I know you didn't mean it. It's alright. We can see if Dr. Retro knows anything about this. She might have a cure or some medicine."
"......"
"Ka--Infected.."
He perked up, seeing you stepping closer. You knew there was no use in keeping distant from him now, since you caught the sickness, too.
With a small sigh, you patted his shoulder. "I'm not mad, okay? It's my fault for touching that picture frame. But I promise..we'll find a way to deal with this. I'll try to remember stuff for both of us...that is..if it doesn't also take my memor-"
He abruptly flung forward to wrap his arms around you, crushing you in a hug. Despite him sniffling like crazy (and feeling sweaty and gross), you returned it, letting his head fall against your shoulder.
He needed this.
You can't even remember the last time you two hugged, or did any of those cool handshakes he taught you.
"You know we'll have to tell Lampert, right?"
"Mhm.."
"...you want me to tell him?"
"Y34h.."
"Okay, next time the elevator comes, I'll hop on it." You patted his back, already sounding congested yourself, but you tried to ignore it.
Instead, you dread what you're gonna say to Lampert.
'He's gonna be pissed...'
...........
3008.
No, the Regretevator didn't have 3000 floors, but that's what Lampert's home floor was called anyways.
You weren't here to ponder why it was given that name, as the doors opened and you stepped out into a familiar place. A place you'd almost call a "second home".
Unfortunately, you were almost rudely pushed to the ground by some of the occupants--all who were rushing into the depths of ROKEA to find him.
Whoever made the rules apparently decided that should be the "objective" of this floor. But you knew where Lampert liked to hang out best, somewhere only you and Kasper would be able to find him.
So while the players scurried around like rats, racing against the clock, you headed straight to your friend, hoping you'll get to explain yourself without him freaking out.
As expected, you found him standing perfectly still among some lamps, switching his light off after realizing it was only you approaching. "Hi, [y/n]." He greeted with a small smile. "Any luck finding Poptart yet?"
"No." You shook your head, absentmindedly tugging on the glove that covered your arm. "Kas has been worried sick, but I put fresh tape on the posters..so...we'll see if that little kitty turns up."
"I hope so, too. Say..what's with the gloves and mask?"
"Oh these? Um-"
"Were you just cleaning up his apartment with those?" He asked, before sighing and shaking his head. "I hope you changed them. Otherwise they're just as unsanitary as-"
"No, no. I wasn't cleaning. I just...just..."
Your nose began to feel itchy.
Lampert just raised an eyebrow. "Go on."
"I..just..ah...HI-CHOO!" Turning away immediately to cover your sneeze, you were grateful that this place didn't allow it to echo through the air...otherwise you would've easily given away your location.
But after hearing him gasp, you looked back to see him take a huge step away from you, scowling. "Y-You're sick?! Why did you come here?!"
"That's what I was getting to. I...I just wanted you to know that I....caught whatever Kasper had." You briefly removed your glove, revealing the pink that was now almost covering your entire forearm.
Least to say, he was mortified. "No..what do you mean you caught it?? I told you not to hang around him until he felt better!"
"I thought he was getting better..but he's not. It's worse than we realized."
"Well are you surprised?" He scoffed. "He refuses to see a doctor and doesn't seem to care if-"
"It's the virus itself, Lampert. It's taking over his mind."
"...what do you mean?"
"He can't even remember his own name. He got angry and told me to call him "Infected". And even worse? He's...forgetting about all the stuff we did together. He could barely even remember you."
"That's...impossible. An ordinary virus wouldn't give people amnesia!"
"That's what I said, too. But..this clearly isn't ordinary. I was gonna go visit Dr. Retro. If she catches this in the early stages, maybe she can figure out some cure for it. But..I-I just didn't know how fast it would spread. So..." You sighed. "..I wanted to see you first. Just in case I end up forgetting about you, too...which I hope doesn't happen."
"I...understand, but you really should've went to her first." He simply responded, still in utter distraught as he stared at you.
As though you were the disease itself.
Why did this have to happen to his two best friends?
Did some higher being just...hate him specifically? All because he's a little wary of germs?
"I'm gonna go there next." You nodded, making sure the mask was snug on your face, but in that same moment, you heard somebody shout that they found Lampert, and you huffed. "Well shit..guess you gotta come, too."
"As long as you keep your distance, that's fine. Nobody else got sick from you, right?"
As much as his question hurt a little, it was a reasonable one to ask. So you just shook your head. "No. I'll stay in my corner and you can stay in yours."
"Fair enough. I just hope it's not too cramped.."
Nodding, you both headed back towards the elevator, keeping a good amount of distance between yourselves.
There was a time where you would've been walking side-by-side with him and Kasper, sometimes linking arms and bumping shoulders (which even the lamp tolerated back then), and you hoped that maybe one day..you'll be able to go back to that.
For now, though, at least he was willing to share a lobby with you and talk about what's been going on at ROKEA just like old times.
So this virus didn't completely ruin your friendship yet...not that you planned on allowing that to happen.
No way.
You'll find a way to beat this.
You had to.
#clanask#roblox x reader#regretevator x reader#roblox regretevator x reader#regretevator infected#regretevator lampert#angst#platonic
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Chronic hanahaki, Uraichi, codependency (?), unconsensual drug use, getting together, WIP, ficlet, suggestive themes, stalking (obviously, bruh)
"Oh, it's this time of the year already," - Ichigo doesn't quite whine, he doesn't, but he really really close to it.
It was time for his flowers to bloom and this was annoying as hell. Ichigo had to take his medicine and visit hospital once in two weeks to extract excessive ooze the medicine turned flowers into. And coughing! Coughing was intense and annoying, and always full of ooze.
So Ichigo saw hanahaki as a recurring alergy: deadly but manageable and definitely he'll have it forever. Because running from emotional problems was like a second skin for Ichigo and he wasn't going to change now.
Ichigo would never have thought that the most annoying thing in hanahaki will be his friends' and family curiosity.
In the begging of his "Pining disease", Ichigo would wake up in night from time to time with a terrible cough, blood and flowers around. Nowadays Ichigo was talking his medicine in time like a well oiled mechanism. He just couldn't let the flowers bloom and let everyone to immediately understand who exactly he was pining for. Because flowers always pointed at the object of infatuation and Ichigo had spider lilies of all thing. No matter how in denial he himself had been during his first year - spider lilies covered in blood and saliva had crushed all his hopes for further avoiding his feelings. He had had to accept them. Doesn't mean he planned to ever share them.
...
"Oh, feel dizziness finally?" - Kisuke asks with enthusiasm. Ichigo glowers st him suspiciously and nods, - "Tea finally took its toll. Wonderful," - he nods few times playing with his fan, - "Unless you're trained against this kind of chemical or interrogation technique, which you're not, you'll answer every question I ask." Kisuke grins, looking too satisfied for Ichigo's opinion.
...
"Playing the game in guessing what flowers you decided to grow in your lungs have been fun and etcetera but it's totally not worth your struggles. It have been, what, two, three years?" - Kisuke shrugs with a fake bored tone, - "So I decided to haste things somewhat."
"You drugged me." Ichigo states without surprise.
Kisuke nods.
"So who is it, Ichigo?"
Ichigo presses lips together and glovers at the ex-onmitsukidō agent. Kisuke sighs with a strange glimmer in his eyes.
"It's not ever easy with you, is it." Kisuke sighs dramatically, his eyes however remain calculating with something else mixed in. "So, are they human, shinigami-soul or hollow?"
"Shinigami-soul." Ichigo slurs panicking. He has no doubts he's doomed. "Why not asking if you know them?"
"I know them." Kisuke states with such certainty that it makes, Ichigo's breath hitch noticeably.
Ichigo knows he have been doomed since the moment he fell for Kisuke. This, however... This is a such blatant display of what he is so damn set on. There're so many things but the most importantly Kisuke cares. Cares enough to force him to admit his feelings and some tiny soft part in Ichigo wishes to submit immediately.
Ichigo doesn't even asks how Kisuke is so sure he knows the object of his infatuation. For some reason Ichigo has no doubts in the statement. The idea of Kisuke fucking stalking him to the extent where there's no a time window without him being watched makes him shiver with the excitement. Ichigo wonders if his arousal will give him out before his drugged mind will.
Kisuke humms at the answer. Shinigami - souls was the biggest circle of the three: Visored, captains and their second in command, even some seated officers (which absolutely weren't worthy Ichigo's attention).
Kisuke pushes down his hopeful ego which is whispering him seductively how Kisuke himself is in the circle.
"Are they a captain level shinigami? To ease your struggles with definition, do they have Bankai?" If they do, Kisuke will have nearly twenty people to pick from, and he still will be one of those. The exiled shinigami is disappointed in himself, will he really try to cut groups the way to delude himself about being the one who Ichigo desires? He needs to take hold on himself.
"They have," - Ichigo agrees with eyes idling around the room.
"Please refrain from attempting to run away," - Kisuke asks in play-pretend of being offended manner, while his blood boil demanding an action. The idea of physically forcing Ichigo to stay still makes him feel feral.
Ichigo doesn't listen - frees himself from his body to equal the ground. Useless. Kisuke moves fluidly and already pins Ichigo down with a knee on his back and awaken Benihime in hand. It's easy, really, and somehow not less exciting.
Ichigo's a powerhouse but he's a warrior - not somebody adapted to confined places and fast hand-to-hand combat. Kisuke suppresses the desire to change the position, to make their bodies so close that he would be able to feel every stutter of Ichigo's breath.
"Mah, Kurosaki-san, have I taught you badly to assess your surroundings and opponent?" Kisuke wonders if he could cut Ichigo's ear, for example, and still remain to seem harmless enough for the hybrid to come to his house and take everything he gives without self-preservation. Kisuke licks his lips abusing the fact that Ichigo doesn't see his face right now. "Let's continue," - of course his tea have affected body and soul, - "How well are they with living in the transient world?"
Again, the question cuts a lot of candidates and, if Rukia is the person of Ichigo's affection, Kisuke will still be able to delude himself a bit more.
"Good enough."
"In time terms."
"They've lived here for a while."
Kisuke humms - Ichigo is still trying to be as vague as possible. Then Kisuke has to still himself. How well Ichigo's watching his language? Ichigo can't specifically mean Kisuke or Love, the ex-onmitsukidō is clearly overthinking.
"Their Zanpakutō type?"
Kisuke barely notices his change into clipped language. What Ichigo is doing to him? He should brace himself to hear about an ice-type Zanpakutō, not watch-drink for any little twitches in the hybrid's body.
Ichigo mumbles the answer under his nose. An interesting loophole - Kisuke muses inwardly, consciously prioritizing the feeling of awe and not the reflex from a Maggots' nest to subdue a person further.
"Ichigo," - Kisuke drawls in a way that usually makes the hybrid jolt, he continues in a light tone - "I'll get the answer anyway. Don't make me work for it."
Ichigo tenses even more and keeps silent. `Taunting` - whispers something deep in Kisuke.
Ex-onmitsukidō eases the hold on Ichigo allowing him to move. Of course the hybrid bolts immediately. Not to far - Kisuke uses the opportunity to pin him down in a different position - face-to-face. The hybrid is beautiful like this, sprawled underneath him, held by Benihime's threads and Kisuke's body, all flushed and hard breathing. He jolts and twitches in attempt to escape.
"Zanpakutō type," - Kisuke repeats the question.
Ichigo seems torn. Head is turned away. Eyes are averted. Ichigo slightly shivers.
"Blood type."
#uraichi#urahara kisuke#kurosaki ichigo#yaoi bl#hanahaki#chronic illness#chronic hanahaki#wip#bleach ficwriting#bleach#ficlet
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This is singlehandedly one of the BEST Man from the fog moments in Calvin's s2 series and no one can tell me otherwise
The fact Calvin realized what was happening and started screaming and didn't turn his head until a second later and that's when the realization fully hit with the man fullspeed coming at him and his camera started shaking aggressively is GOLDEN
Calvin is literally the biggest goofball ever
(I found out more ppl on Tumblr are talking about Calvin's from the fog series [which has been my hyperfixation for months since ep1 of s1, holding me by my autistic balls bruh])
#cxlvxn#calvin#from the fog#minecraft#mcyt#mcytblr#the man from the fog#herobrine#minecraft horror#mcyter#horror minecraft#horror#I love him sm#the man from the fog is goated#CALVIN HYPERFIXATION GOT ME BY MY BALLS
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can i know your thoughts on the “typical” nightwing ships (him with wally, roy, slade, kory, babs, apollo/midnighter, etc etc)?
ofc! <333
As a multishipper I literally love almost all of these
Wally
The softest ship ever! Reading about them is so cute. All cuddles and snuggles, and full on comfort.
It's the best friends to lovers trope
Haven't read about them in a really long while but they used to be my comfort ship. Like these two are so soft each other that they just make me feel warm inside.
Roy
Roydick is my spicy birdflash ship. Their chemistry was more heated with them constantly getting into arguements but falling together again. Going back to the comics I realize that Roy hero-worships Dick and that's why they get into so many fights. Roy literally thinks Dick is too perfect
There's this post about them which provides comic panels about Roy constantly comparing himself to Dick
But mostly Roy wants all of Dick. He wants Dick's 100% attention of them and he hates-HATES-that Dick gives everything to Batman. It drives him so mad because he thinks Batman doesn't deserve any of Dick's attention.
Literally tells Batman- you ain't shit. I feel bad Dick had to deal with you. He doesn't deserve it for all the greatness he is.
Roy wants all of Dick and that's where I ship them including their complicated issues. What makes their relationship so great is their problems. Neither of them will compromise (Dick won't let go of Bruce and Roy won't let go of that issue), but after all the screaming and fighting they still fall back together.
It's Dick that Roy goes to every time he has to deal with Cheshire.
Additional post:
>:> hehe
Ollie has the biggest grin on his face XD
Slade
My OTP LETS GO
Bruh I am so into them.
My post on why they were made for each other
YEA YEA YEAHHHHHH
Slade literally used the steam of Dick's shower to write a message in his bathroom mirror.
okay.
I am obsessed with Slade's obsession with Dick.
I love how in one comic Dick is literally just listing everything that's wrong with his life and Deathstroke is just standing there actively listening with his arms crossed.
He's never gonna give up that apprentice agenda.
Kory
Kory!! I LOVE DICKKORY SO MUCH!!!
When I think of love, they are the epitome of it. I didn't know it was possible to feel love through paper until I saw them. One look at the chemistry is overwhelming.
"Questions about what's right and what's not, I'll always have them. Questions about my loving you? No! I do. Very much."
Dickkory love is stronger than Dick's moral ethics and Dick's moral ethics?
I've never seen Dick love anyone as much as he did Kory. There are issues that came up ofcourse. I'm pretty sure there was an anti-alien sentiment among the general public (real life?) that affected them and on top of that the Batman office wanting Dick back so they just ripped him away from the titans and rewrote a whole new love story for them while trashing Kory for it but when the public's reaction and Dick's "he's so perfect everyone wants him so let's play around with love interests for him" aside, they were the king and queen of love.
What I love about their relationship is Dick loved Kori for who she was, not how she looked. And Kori loved Dick for who he was and not how he looked. On both sides, sometimes all people see of them are their beauty not their personality or strengths or being.
Barbara
Barbara. The reason I held off on writing this.
My feelings about Barbara are complicated.
She and Dick used to be my OTP. I loved them so much I actually hated Kori for a bit, thinking that Barbara was so much better-when I was solely in the fandom. But oh how the table have turned. Very recently the feather broke the camel's back so my feelings about the two of them have changed.
Long story short, they're better off friends. But my favorite moments come from mostly short haired Barbara comics.
This Barbara was AWESOME. She was so chill and cool and funny. She would be smart but not in a demeaning way to others.
Also Batgirl 2000 comic Dickbabs was so sweet (below)
Apollo/Midnighter
love them!
I think Midnighter would totally seduce Dick into a frenemies with benefits arrangement. I mean he's halfway there.
But aside from the usual flirting, Midnighter really, really, REALLY respects Dick's fight skills. I'm sure you've seen the panels of that already but since posts have a 30 image limit I'mma skip over that to the other reason: his greater-that-meta-human tenacity. Things and circumstances that take out metahumans, Dick surpasses through sheer will power and dedication.
So I mostly ship Dick/Midnighter but Apollo would probably join in too at some point.
Constantine
Never getting over how John-I don't do things I don't have to-Constantine saved someone because their body was hot and and their butt looked good. But later on in the comic he talks about how cool he was and what he describes Dick as is when asked about him is:
Additional exchange:
Tiger
His relationship with Tiger is AWESOME!!
It reminds me of his batman Dick relationship with Damian. Snarky and affectionate.
I ran out of image space :'0
But Dick basically gets Tiger-Spyral's number 1 and most loyal spy-to abandon the agency they work for, turn coat, and hunt them down to burn the oragnization into the ground instead. They're literally so funny. I loved Dick and Damian's cute banter and Tiger is just Damian aged up but meaner lol.
#idk if i forgot any#there's alot of people who love him or show an incredible amount of interest in him#dick grayson#nightwing#wally west#the flash#roy harper#arsenal#red arrow#slade wilson#deathstroke#koriandr#starfire#barbara gordon#oracle#batgirl#midnighter#john constantine#tiger#birdflash#roydick#sladick#sladin#dickkory#dickbabs#dicknighter#dickstantine#lol idk the ship name for dickxconstantine#dicktiger#thanks for the ask!
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hi hi! im not sure if you write for the characters but can i request kuon, nagi and chigiri with an s/o who plays volleyball(or any sport other than soccer) take ur time with requests too (◍•ᴗ•◍)
❝on the court !❞
synopsis : Volley-ball is your passion. Between bruised knees, strapped fingers and aching limbs, your boyfriend is your biggest fan.
pairing : Kuon Wataru, Seishiro Nagi, Chigiri Hyoma x genderneutral!reader •— Blue Lock
tw : none, just fluff and comfort (Tiny descriptions of injuries and blood, but not too graphic !)
word count : 750~ words
author-note : Hi, anon ! I hope you’re doing okay outta here 💗 I’m sorry for the late writing, I hope you’ll still appreciate it. You don’t know how much I love this request !! I’m a volleyball player, so it was extremely fun to write :) And don’t worry, I write for everyone (even if I don’t really like Kuon bruh). Thank you for your request, take care of yourself ♡
CHIGIRI HYOMA is the most supportive boyfriend out of the three. He finds volleyball super interesting, and he’s a fast-learner ! He asked you multiple times to teach him some movements and things about volleyball, but you always declined, too worried about his knee and what could happen to him. But he insisted, over and over again, until you finally agreed with a sigh, a small smile displayed on your face. Chigiri enjoys these small moments of intimacy between you two : and gosh, your gentle and soft touches on his arms when trying to correct his posture to dig, sent shivers down his spine. He comes to your matches every. single. time. (if he’s free, of course, because Blue Lock’s taking a lot of his time, unfortunately), a huge, proud grin on his face as he saw you celebrating your victory with your teammates. You look so good with your hair tied (he’s the one who tied them for you, short or long hair, he doesn’t care, don’t want them to disturb you while you’re playing, do we ?) and your game jersey, he can’t help but takes a picture of this specific moment and making it his wallpaper. When you both come home from your game, you’re going to be treated like royalty. Running you a bath ? Bet. Cooking your favorite plate ? Obviously ! (He’s gonna try, no promises, though). Helping you stretch ? You name it, he’s doing it.
"I’m proud of you, baby.", he whispered, kissing your temple while you were both in the bathtub; surrounded by warm and relaxing water. He looked at your tense shoulders, gentle hands massaging them. "Want me to kiss it better ?"
NAGI SEISHIRO always finishs with bruised fingers, muttering under his breath how your sport sucks and is painful. A real crybaby. And he immediately asks you, in return, to cuddle with him, since he’s too injured to do anything else (you literally hurt his fingers, he can’t play properly anymore ?? You’ve got some audacity.). He definitely prefers to play with his feet, so it’s, unfortunately, extremely hard to train with him around. He told you he won’t play volleyball with you ever again (too much efforts anyway), and definitely refuses to see any match with you. But when you come home with several hematomas, therapy straps around your fingers, he just lets out a deep, disapproving sigh, immediately walking towards you and turning off his phone. He takes your hand in his, pressing gentle and soft kisses on your bruised knuckles and fingers tips, before engulfing you in a bear hug. It often leads with cuddles on the couch, both of you lying on the soft pillows, legs tangled together. Nagi always wake-up, carrying you to bed with a huff, as carefully as possible. When you’re peacefully sleeping in your shared bed, he sits down next to you, smoothly playing with some strands of your hair. These are the only times he’s going to be the big spoon; gently embracing you from behind with his toned arms, not wanting to harm you even more. Nuzzling in your neck, and peppering it with butterfly kisses as he joined you in your oh-so-deserved sleep. The following morning, you were smiling like a dork when you saw Nagi with two tickets in his hand : he bought places for the two of you to a volleyball match, a professional game, with the top-ranked players all around the world.
"Sei’, you didn’t ?!"
"I did. But don’t think I like your lil’ sport or something. Just thought you would like it."
"I definitely like it. Thank you, Sei. I love you so much."
He bit his inside cheek to keep a smile from crawling its way to his lips.
KUON WATARU took interest in your sport rather quickly, his face distorted in pain when he saw professional players receiving a 120kph ball with their forearms, without any protection. He’s always asking so much questions, such as "why aren’t they wearing knee pads ?? He’s gonna burn his skin, he’s dumb", or "your teammate should’ve sent you the ball. There wasn’t any opponent where you were, it was a stupid idea to send the ball on the left… yeah, there was a - what’s the name again ? - oh yeah, a middle ready to block them." He’s constantly judging other players, putting you on a pedestal. You’re the best player in the world in his eyes, and no one can change his mind. He’s always urging you to buy new knee & elbow pads when they’re a slightly bit damaged (actually, he’s not urging you to buy them. He’s directly buying them for you), he doesn’t want to take any risk when it comes to your safety or your body health. Speaking of body health, he’s the one who’s going to patch you up after each practice, scolding you for your lack of caring towards your own body. But he actually likes to play beach volleyball with you, you two make a good team ! He’s proud to brag about your volleyball skills to his friends each time he has the opportunity to do so.
"Good serve, babe !" You ran to Wataru to celebrate his fresh ace, the opponents sighing because of their mistake. You kissed his cheek, proud.
"The student has surpassed the teacher, I guess", he answered with a cocky grin.
"Clearly not."
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OOURHRGHFFH aside from the HORROR and HEARTBREAK from his brothers, imagine how many things are going to dawn on them and make SO MUCH SENSE now that they know it's him????
When he freaks out and threatens Casey, and then immediately freaks out about himself while said "w-wait, kill?" Part? He's struggling with a BRAIN parasite, and he's Leo, he doesnt want to kill Casey!
How he knows all of them and April? Those are his Brothers and best friend/sister!
How he knew where they lived? That was his home too!!!!
Why he saved April, going from manic clown to deadly serious and tactical when the rubble fell instead of leaving her to die? Again, that's his sister! He still cares for them despite the struggle of his will against the parasite, he wouldn't leave her to die!
The realizations of why he never actually tried hurting them, why he kept trying to keep them from his actual plans, why he actually wore the mask, why he was so casual about the art and setups the boys had of Leo. Because that IS Leo.
THE MIND MELD???
AA R RGDHDIDJ HE'S EVERYTHING TO ME HES SO 😭
⚠️Chapter 21 Spoilers!⚠️
Bruh the biggest challenge of this fic has been trying to balance what is obvious to us, the readers, and what seems ‘obvious’ to the characters 😭😭😭 I hope it’s been somewhat believable, given that the fam would have no reason to suspect their dead brother was actually the villain
But yeah. The fam is going to have a lot of Big Feelings about…. This whole situation.
that is
if Leo gives them a moment to take it all in
#tackling this next portion is gunna be tricky but fun 🩵#tnv asks#pastel prattling#hehehe 🩵#TNV Final Chapters Spoilers
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