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ASHER BELOVED
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted asher#ea spoilers#ish#he's just. so gd emotionally intelligent#the best human being
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Pit Bonnie is doing his best as a FNAF dad..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf oswald#pit bonnie#into the pit#fazbear frights#listen guys#I JUST LOVE pit Bonnie trying his best at being a dad#so it does things they assume are dad activities#like they don’t really know but are guessing#so like cooking being stern idk building a car#I JUST love when a horror beyond human comprehension tries its best to BE human#ITS FUNNY cause Oswald’s dad is canonically bad at cooking#so maybe pit Bonnie’s food is better even if it’s all pizza#Oswald is not eating that food out of respect for his actual dad BAHA
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Izumi (steambaby) sketches.
#zutara#atla#avatar the last airbender#steambabies#atla izumi#zuko#katara#atla art#atla fanart#zuko x katara#katara x zuko#fire lord izumi#atla oc#fire lord zuko#katara of the southern water tribe#steambaby#Hello Izumi!#She's got her dad's dry sarcasm and her mom's Stare of Judgment™#Uncle Sokka's perfectionism and Auntie Toph's tendency to give nicknames to anything that moves#Auntie Suki's Kyoshi Warrior training (because of course) and Uncle Aang's love for animals#Auntie Azula's poker face and Uncle Iroh's stragetic mind! And love for tea. And wisdom (which is overruled by her awkward self)#She's a daddy's girl and momma's best friend. They'll all braid each other's hair and go to terrible plays and do vigilante stuff together#She's got blue fire and a blue baby dragon named Tui and an arctic wolf named Agni. And yes that's the right name order. Deal with it.#She probably has a nonbender baby brother. Lu Ten is a swordmaster and the most lovable human being on this planet#Maybe another baby sister. Waterbender. Absolute MENACE. I'll think about it.#Or maybe she's an only child#Who knows!#I'm just here for the vibes and drawing pretty people#You guys come up with headcanons for her. I'd love to read them!#I don't think I'll do anything with her any time soon so...
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Drake Siblings
Have I read this prompt somewhere or was this a fever dream from my bored mind.
What if, now hear me out.
What if we bring up Dana Winters-Drake (whose confirmed to at least be alive in the DC verse but no one knows where she actually is)
What if instead of when she had a mental breakdown and getting committed to an Bludhaven clinc she wandered away before anyone noticed and by the time Tim or anyone did notice a lot of stuff started happening at once in both Gotham and Bludhaven (Steph dying, The Bludhaven crisis, etc etc)
Tim still tries to find her though but even with best resources it was like she just disappeared into the wilderness and the stress of trying to handle more and more problems get worse.
So when out of the blue, a couple of years later, he gets a call from an unknown number. On his private, only for friends and family, phone and when he answers he meet with a young girls voice on the other end.
A very young, maybe six or seven, girl who informs him about his apparently half-brother Danny Drake-Fenton. And how she loves Danny so, so, so much but knows her home is dangerous for him to be in.
Tim is stunned and before he could question her, she says Danny is Dana and Jack's baby and that her parents had adopted him years ago and put Dana's stuff that the hospital had away for him to look at when he was older but she just had to fight off their lunch from eating her brother and she knows he needs a better place to live and so she snooped around and found Dana's diary and that she had to unscramble the nonsense Dana wrote and found Tim's number with the words 'tell him about his brother Danny' hidden in it. And-
But before she could keep rambling she hears Danny screaming "JAZZY THE MILK WENT BAD AGAIN AND HISSED AT ME!"
Tim is left with silence after hearing Jazz yell to Danny to lock the fridge and step out of the kitchen as she gets the bat.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#jazz fenton#tim drake#danny and tim are half brothers#dana Winters-Drake was pregnant when she disappeared#she was out of her mind until she found out and tried her best to regain control but it was hard#she had in and out episodes#she wanted to contact Tim but knew he was still in Gotham and she just coulnt due to episodes of her mental health failing#she was found months later in labor and rushed to a hospital and Danny somehow came out healthy#small but healthy#Dana however lasted a few more hours before passing away from the birth#weeks laters Danny is adopted or fostered out#Dana wrote in diary but scramble and scribbled during her episodes#Jazz finds it and being the smarty she is starts figuring it out#it also set her on her path to understand the human mind#Tim gets to be a big brother#not just for Danny though#hes gonna take Jazz in too after he finds out about how bad the home life is#will Danny still become Phantom though?#maybe#maybe Tim gets there and Jack and Maddie finished the portal way earlier than canon and Danny being curious goes to see#and comes down the stairs to see his baby brother die and then come back
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why is it "this is what happens when you tell white boys they're devils :(" when it comes to the white male alt right pipeline but no one calls for empathy for uneducated right wing white women. what about the high school girl to isolated stay at home mom pipeline. where is their loneliness epidemic
#how come i never see ''this is what happens when you tell white girls they exist to give white men sons :(''#it's ''how do we reach today's young white men :(('' but no one has tips for reaching right wing women#why is that i wonder#i feel deeply betrayed by female class traitors and have done my best to understand why they are the way they are#but they're a lost cause and white men aren't because women are not complex human beings#and men are just so sensitive you don't understand
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in another world where things are a little different….
role swap au debbie and nolan inspired by this amazing fic
#what’s the vibe of this au? nolan and the bad bitch he pulled by being autistic.#invincible#invincible show#nolan grayson#debbie grayson#viltrumite!debbie#human!nolan#invincible au#invincible role swap au#crismakesstuff#yea I have nolan Debbie’s necklace hehe#he’s just a dorky dad who loves his wife and son so much#omniman#omni man#mark grayson#also this nolan is CUBAN BECAUSE I SAY SO AND IM CUBAN#he can dance the craziest bachata w debbie#he makes the best flan too
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when u love being called 'love'
#twst#twisted wonderland#best endearment name ever me think#there's always a little flower bud pop up in my stomach when i'm being called love#(just by random old people in the street but that's also a thing)#sebek zigvolt#twst yuu#twst mc#fanart#newly wed and in love#i once think of how he would text in a so romantic way calling u love and all#but then when he meets u in real time he always reverts back to calling you you or human bcs he is just so embarrassed#now he actually calls her love she is happy#teenage sebek would be proud or will he
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Most people do not smell the apples. The Warehouse likes you.
#warehouse 13#wh13edit#mine:photoset#EVERYBODY SHUT UP AAAAAA#i thought the warehouse sending artie the apple was kinda random! but no! it makes perfect sense!#oh to be loved by a sentient warehouse full of humanity's most dangerous artifacts#everyone say thank you tvtropes dot org for being the best resource for anything ever#also everyone say thank you to wh13 for being a pretty easy show to color#really appreciate that as i ease myself back into gifmaking after quite a while away
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Diavolo, during a student council meeting: We now turn to the-
MC: Oratrice!
Solomon: Mecanique!
Barbatos: D'Analyse.
Diavolo: Cardinale!
The brothers: ???
#the humans have been Being A Bad Influence again#it's what they do best#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me memes#obey meme#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me mc#obey me solomon#obey me incorrect quotes#winter posts
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"Do you think you'll kill for me one day?"
"Yes, of course I will my darling."
#i have a toxic harem agenda that im trying to spead and i will do my best to do so#imagine being hughie and having men who are literal dangers to society/the human race just wanting to kiss you aggressively#he is the unfortunate special interest to all 3 men hsjdjdkdk#i will...make a hc list soon for all of them#so pls take this silly post instead#someone join me in my delusions#ghost rambles#hughie campbell#homelander#soldier boy#hughlander#butchie#soldier boy/hughie#billy butcher/hughie#homelander/hughie#these tags are getting long LMAO i hope i reach the right crowd ��🩷
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What do you mean Cucurucho is most likely just manipulating Jaiden? Nah, they're besties!
#qsmp#bubble duo#qsmp bubble duo#they mean so much to me#the nicest person on the server being server nightmare's best friend#+ emotional support human(bird??)#qsmp jaiden#qsmp cucurucho#qsmp census bureau#q! jaiden#q!cucurucho#jaiden animations#cucurucho#census bureau
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y’all ever stop to think about how lucky the good omens fandom is in terms of fanwork? cuz i do. all the time.
this fandom is overrun with fanart (spanning everything from breathtaking paintings to silly doodles, all of which is wonderful), there’s so much fan fiction, and endless meta analysis to be found.
there’s something so beautiful about watching this vast online community of people come together and just create. the fact that one story has managed to instill creative inspiration into so many people is just so amazing to me.
#i just love human creativity#and watching people be able to create art (in any form) for a story they love so much?#that’s the fuckin best#i won’t stop harping on the fanart point because there is SO MUCH AND I LOVE IT#i love going into the tags and it being overrun with art#it makes my day everytime#good omens fandom#ineffable fandom#good omens
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Gregory canonically has the best dad in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#glamrock freddy#fnaf gregory#micheal afton#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#security breach#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#sorry to Vanessa and Michael but Gregory simply can’t relate#it’s actually funny that glamrock Freddy might be the best dad#seeing he’s an animatronic and bears out most human fathers 😭#who knew just being a silly guy can make you such a good father it was that easy#least Nessa and Michael can relate to each other on this#they got each other 🙏🏾
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Late Mermay idea!
Orca mer Ghost in an aquarium but he is almost always hiding and quite depressed so the aquarium decide to give him a little more enrichment.
With humans lack of mer knowledge they come to the conclusion that because orcas eat seals then surely an orca mer would eat a seal mer. They decide that during closing hours (to avoid guests seeing the blood bath that will surely follow) they will drop a live seal mer into ghosts tank so he has the natural experience of hunting instead of just being fed slabs of meet.
But mer’s don’t eat other mers, regardless of secondary species.
So when seal mer soap is dropped into his tank, ghost just thinks he’s being given a very energetic handsome roommate.
And the humans are confused as to why ghost hasn’t eaten the seal mer yet
#mermay#mermay 2024#soapghost#ghostsoap#soapghost mermay#seal mer soap#orca mer ghost#call of duty#cod mermay#I’ve got a few other ideas for this au#but a lot of that involves mpreg lol#I wonder why they didn’t feed me dinner ghost says to his dinner#I image that ghost is one of the only larger predatory mers in captivity#most can’t survive in captivity#but something like a seal mer is easier to keep in captivity#so while humans know a good amount about seal mers#orca mers are a lot more of a mystery#so ghost was caught from the wild#and maybe soap was born in captivity#and I mean he would have been sold to this aquarium under the assumption that he was going to be eaten#but instead he made best friends with the orca he was ‘fed’ to#and then they fall in love <3#and I mean the humans originally did this so ghost would stop being so gloomy#so I mean their plan did technically work#because ghost is much happier with his bf the he was before#anyways let me know if you wanna here about the mpreg ideas#of course ghost is the pregnant one lol
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I've seen a lot of different takes on Fear Toxin/other fear causing stuff (Yellow Lanterns Ring or something)(later just called Fear Toxin cause I'm lazy) but here is another one.
Danny seems like he isn't affected by Fear Toxin because his biggest fear is that his accident changed him so much he is no longer human, he can no longer truly experience human things.
So when he gets lungful of fear Toxin, he feels normal. He was antsy before, because c'mon, it's a rogue attack but it's not worse. Or so he thought. Because the anxiety lingers. Not enough to register as abnormal just this slight hypervigilance that makes you see things about yourself and your surroundings that you'd never realize otherwise. He'd realize he doesn't blink as often. He'd realize that if he doesn't consciously focus, he sometimes seems to not touch the ground. Forgets to breathe. He can't feel his own pulse at time. He'd realize people will miss him when he's walking down the street as if he was invisible (people just don't care about everyone they pass by). When he'd look straight into his reflection, he'd look slightly to the left. Not enough to actually name anything that was wrong but just stretched enough to fall on the wrong side of the uncanny valley. If he just caught his reflection in the peripheral vision, it'd be vaguely shadowy creature with glowing green eyes and white smoke instead of hair. Overall he'd be just wrong enough to be distinctly not human.
For everyone else, he'd be just a dude. Literally couldn't find more normal dude than this dude. Will pass as absolutely normal human unless someone is specifically looking for ecto-ghost stuff. Even most magic users wouldn't clock him at the glance
Tldr: Fear Toxin makes Danny perceive himself as some sort of eldritch horror but not enough to make him believe he'd actually be affected, while from outside perspective he's Just A Dude™
#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#fear toxin#please no Ghost King#nothing against this au but i don't think it'll mesh well woth this idea#probably works best with danny soon after accident#maybe still believing all of his parents anti-ghost propaganda#that'd add to angst for sure#idk why he is somewhere where he could be affected#idk who would realize something is wrong#up to whoever wants to do expand on this prompt#he'd cry when someone tells him he's been in fact affected by fear causing thing#because this means he *is* human and while he was fundamentally changed by his death#it didn't fully get rid of his humanity#but he won't tell that too busy being relieved so whoever delivered the news would be in for the ride#actually it'd be cool if it was someone who has superpowers but they showed up later in their life#parallels y'know#... i may still not be normal about “i wonder what could lie beyond infinity” by Numinous_Scribe on ao3...#top notch fic go read it great Clark characterization#anyway because plot kinda escaped me#hope this idea scratches someone's creative braincell or something#im curious what y'all will make out of it#yellow lantern#have a nice day dear stranger who got to this part
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Harem AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Bingge’s wives shortly after he returns from the other world. After a brief (and frantic) realization that’s she’s a woman (and always has been, but we’re not getting into that right now), she delves deep into this harem drama she’s been thrust into. It’s not until she comes face to face with Luo Bingge that she realizes just WHICH harem drama she’s living, and immediately sets about making his life as good as she can manage. Oh, harem infighting is causing strain on his containers? Simply nudge Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing into working together to manage the harem. The Northern Desert is hinging on disaster because of clerical neglect? One of her harem sisters has a brother who’s in need of a job, no stress. Luo Binghe’s kids are unruly and there’s no clear successor? She has a college degree and a little sister, teaching a dozen or so demonic children is a breeze! All in the name of giving Luo Binghe the time to find a new wife, of course, one who will disperse with the need for this sprawling harem, and once that happens she’s free to travel and document monsters to her hearts content.
#it’s all fun and games until one of her students calls her ‘mom’#Eventually Luo Binghe comes to realize that he has the time to… relax?#His wives are no longer fighting at every possible convenience mostly due to Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing ruling with an iron fist.#Their fathers and brothers on his council are less pushy less demanding and he hasn’t had to behead anyone in weeks.#Mobei-Jun has sequestered himself in the Northern Desert with the clerk he picked up a month ago#but he doesn’t need to deal with that right now#And… his children are going to school?#sure he had teachers before#the best money could buy#but none of them could get his kids to behave#now they’re… sitting in a full day of lessons#and learning both human AND demonic cultivation??#and politics and etiquette and biology and math and and and#They’re being taught by one of his wives who never gave him a child but treats every brat as if they’re one of her own#And… hey that’s a familiar smile half hidden behind a fan isn’t it?#wit writes#bingqiu#svsss#bingyuan#binggeyuan#trans Shen yuan#I just need to make that my calling card lmao
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