#the best defense is a good offense

[larachelledrawsfe]

Citrinne!!

One shot queen.

[abacus-ruyi]

My sensitivity level is set to the highest value. And I feel bored

So...

It's time to DDoS Cortex Center

[alexis-royce]

So does Lee count as a monsterfucker now?

Nice dodge, but you're still not beating the "Ancient Monster" allegations, Diegesis.

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[wearebackbagels]

”Local man cheekboned to death as an act of revenge”

-What Tom feared would be in the paper the next day if he wasn’t quick enough with the ashtray

[detectivekirby]

[beerfox]

NO BUT ALSO

Portions of the African continent have the zorilla, which while technically not a skunk (mustelidae instead of mephitidae) looks much like a skunk. And also, defends itself much like a skunk.

Which means the same settler/colonizer postulated in the original tweet might've gone, "That's it, I'm taking my crimes somewhere safer!" and then been ass-blasted by a completely different critter, "BARBARA, IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN!"

[hiscursedness]

About to climb through Dracula's window

[izvmimi]

your f/o is deep in your guts trying desperately not to nut, but you're so warm and wet and squishing against them just so and you sound so cute and perfect... anyway, what are they thinking of to stay focused?

[3416]

dom from the athletic dropped a great article today on his assessment of the leafs play style and why it's resulting in loss after loss. asking your best offensive players to lean into their defensive roles more instead of letting them do what they do best obviously won't get you where you need to be, but it's 100% more a failure with the playoff mindset and coaching than with the individual player's abilities. it was an interesting read, and i agree with so much of it. responsibility really does fall to mitch and auston in so many ways bc they have both developed their offensive and defensive games, but leaning on playing safe just isn't working. run it back with a better dcore and let them be the harlem globetrotters they normally are PLEASE.

[derangedthots]

mindlessly scrolled through tiktok today and saw a rhaewin edit of harwin saving rhaenyra during her and laenor's wedding feast + harwin beating up criston (set to the 'i need a big boy' sound) anyway my thoughts immediately turned to jace's kingship and i went

"jace enters a room but the first thing ppl see is joffrey's shadow and the first thing they hear is the sound of aegon iii's armor"

basically joffrey most closely inherits harwin's sheer mass+height meanwhile aeggie grew up to be part of jace's kingsguard (also #justiceforjoffreyvelaryoncommanderofthecitywatch)

[shitty-old-guard-deaths]

defending my thesis today y'all!

[tsuchinokoroyale]

[oaxleaf]

so one thing about melanie that i think people often forget is that she's not a naturally aggresive person, at least not in the sense that she immediately goes into a situation looking to bite someone's head off. melanie, rather, is deeply defensive. i think this is most aparent in season one and two, but it's a trait that i think remains all throughout. the only time she doesn't at least try to start an interaction in a peaceful manner is when the bullet is buried at its deepest in her.

otherwise all her conversations seem to follow a pattern: trying to keep calm and civil, reaching out with an olive branch, only to at the very first sign of offense snatch it back and lash out instead. melanie's main cause for aggression is not some inate tendency towards violence or threat, but rather a deep insecurity formed by a life-time of being doubted or questioned or mocked. be the one to hit first and hit hardest, and maybe their punches won't feel as bad

[otherpens]

yes I'm on episode three yes I'm already fuming

[dragonstoned]

wait i know people were mad at aziraphale for emotionally destroying crowley, valid, but they also want him to stay???

yeah the divorce is awful but heaven is where he should be going imo? assuming (impossibly lol) they manage to actually mature emotionally (lmaoooo) and work things out together, my preferred next step for them is: aziraphale goes with the metatron anyway

he doesnt even have to stay long really. just enough to do a major thwarting, find out more about apocalyptwo, idk steal the book of life, find some allies, get a bead on jesus, whatever. yeah its a trap but also aziraphale is unhinged let him fight

let him bumble let him triumph let him do his little magic tricksies in defense of love and home

i cannot bear to waste the opportunity for double agent angel shenanigans even in the romantically resolved timelines

[wild-magic-oops]

I'm finally getting tired of playing BG3 but I still want to finish my 3 sorcerers/1 wizard honour mode playthrough bc I want to have played the entirety of this game on the highest difficulty available with only casters as a personal achievement

But also as a proof that having a balanced party in this game straight up isn't beneficial in any way bc I always get irked (I'm not claiming it's a rational reaction) when people say they can't have Gale in their party bc they're playing a sorc or some other such thing