#the beekeper au

[helloliriels]

Gonna spam post. And because this is far too much yellow for me (i'm breaking out in hives) ... there will be a few more edits to come!!!

[glitchingfluffster]

random raph doodles

[edupunkn00b]

The Beekeepers

Photo by Jenna Lee via Unsplash

Deep space can be boring and lonely. At least, it can be when you're not stationed with the loves of your life.

Written for @tsspromptmonth's Rare Gifts Event. Intruanxceit in a Futuristic AU.

WC: 612 - Rated: G - CW: none (other than a sinking suspicion I'm not going to be able to let go of this AU) -

Hexidecimal characters cascaded down Virgil’s monitor, far faster than any organic could hope to comprehend. Columns and columns of numbers and datasets, an entire tour’s worth of output feeds, soil readings, and diagnostic benchmarks from the depths of the Hydrangea’s databanks.

It had been eleven months since the ship had last docked at the Hive. Eleven months worth of information on the deep space explorer's findings.

“Hm, fresh data!” Remus clapped his shoulder, then catapulted himself onto a clear spot on Virgil’s workstation. He craned his neck to gaze at the screen. “‘Got it memorized?’” he laughed, winking.

“Nearly.” Virgil answered his joking question seriously. “They’ve had a good year. A couple of rough patches.” he pointed at the screen, smirking when Remus nodded as though his eyes could interpret the shifting numbers as quickly as his photoreceptors did.

“I see that.” Remus flashed him the kind of grin that Virgil could spend hours analyzing. “Jannie’ll be pleased he was right to give Captain Sanders a shot at his own ship.”

“Pleased he let you talk him into letting your old buddy take the helm, you mean?” Smiling, Virgil didn’t look up. The uptick in Remus’ heart rate told him he’d guessed correctly.

“Jannie told you?” Still watching the numbers race across the screen, Virgil shook his head. Remus groaned, kicking his feet under the dented metal table. He took Virgil’s hand, though, lacing their fingers together. 

He appreciated the soft gesture, though he’d become acclimated to Remus’ other overdramatic antics. The contrast of this partners' eratically effusive behavior with what he expected based on his training data had been… difficult when he’d first arrived at the space station three years ago.

With exposure, though, he’d come to enjoy the organic's unpredictability.

“If Jannie didn't tell you. then who?” he almost whined, bringing Virgil’s hand up to his heart.

“I believe you just did, my dear,” Janus purred from behind him. Curling around Virgil’s shoulder, he brushed a kiss against the edge of his jaw, then pushed up on his tiptoes to kiss Remus’ cheek. 

“Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky,” Remus laughed and slid down from the workstation. “You never miss a trick, do ya, Vee?”

“Just a whole lotta trial and error whenever you’re in the room,” he muttered, not bothering to hide his smile. The final set of numbers scrolled off the screen and Virgil nodded at the other two. “We’ve got the data. Transmitting the shared library now.”

Janus leaned close to watch the transmission status for a moment before straightening and resting a hand on Remus’ shoulder. Virgil caught a glimpse of his reflection in the monitor and a softness came over his features.

“Have you already seen Captain Sanders off?” he murmured. Virgil could only guess he’d kept his voice low for Remus’ sake. Janus could’ve whispered down the hall and Virgil’s auditory sensors would’ve picked it up as clearly as if he’d fed the message directly to his DPU.

Remus pulled Janus closer until he was half-draped over Virgil’s back. The closeness was unexpected but… reassuring. “Yeah, Jannie, I did.” They shared a small kiss and then Remus hummed, reaching with his other arm to stroke Virgil’s hair. “I’ll be okay. I can always prank call him once they get past the Outer Nebula.”

“I’ll help you hide the source of the transmission.” Virgil smiled when Remus barked out a sudden laugh, shoulders shaking and eyes approaching their usual life.

“I didn’t hear that,” Janus said with a sternness that might have triggered Virgil’s defensive protocols when he’d first arrived at the Hive.

Now, Virgil merely shrugged. “Hear what?”

[lynaferns]

My DCA AUs (official) names (I hope) with its tags.

Fnaf Steampunk AU -> Bullets of Steam

#fnaf steampunk au ← for all related to the AU.

#Bullets Of Steam AU ← for comics, concept art and/or writing.

#BOS ask ← for answered asks (same formula with the rest of the AUs)

Forest Elves AU -> The Forest On The Other Side

#forest elves au ← everything I have posted/rebloged about the AU.

#The Forest On The Other Side AU ← for writing, comics and concept art.

#TFOTOS ask

This Au has a fanfic.

Youtube Music Playlist

BIOMáquina au -> BIOMáquina: Sense of Living

#biomáquina au ← for every post about the AU.

#BIOMáquina Sense Of Living AU ← for concept art and writing.

#BMSOL ask

This AU has a fanfic.

Youtube Music Playlist

Beekeeper fairies AU -> The Beekeeper and the Fairies

#beekeper fairies au ← everything related to the AU.

#The Beekeeper And The Fairies AU ← only concept sketches for now.

#TBATF ask

Youtube Music Playlist

Bat vampire AU → Thirsty for Blood Fruit

#bat vampire au ← everything related to the AU.

#Thirsty for Fruit AU ← only a concept for now.

#TFF ask

Baker AU → Sweet Butterfingers...

#baker au ← everything related to the AU.

#Sweet Butterfingers... AU ← only a concept for now.

#SB ask

Mermaid AU → Sea Born Shenanigans

#mermaid au ← everything related to the AU.

#Sea Born Shenanigans AU ← only concept art for now

#SBS ask

God AU → I Pray To No God

#god au ← everything.

#I Pray To No God AU ← only concept art for now.

#IPTNG ask

Fake CartoonLand AU → The (i)llusion Of Life.

#fake cartoonland au ← everything

#The (i)llusion Of Life AU ← only a concept for now.

#TIOL ask

Dreamland Au concept

And idk why I'm going to add this here too

#fnaf sb x frozen au

[deancasfanficrecs]

soft epilogue fics i’ve read a thousand times

(they’re post-canon but not necessarily post-season15)

1. you’re fooling yourself by cowboydeanwinchester 13k. baby!jack, mechanic!dean, minor sam x eileen

2. Welcome to Pine Shores! by @andimeantittosting 20.9k. thirteen years post canon, cas and dean own a motel, minor sam x rowena and claire x kaia

3. we’ll find a new home by sleepyvan 7.8k. dean cooks a lot, bunker fic

4. all the skeletons you hide (show me yours, I’ll show you mine) by hilarycantdraw 19k. baby!jack, season 13 au, pretend relationship, mechanic!dean, librarian!cas

5. Morning Glory by edgarallanrose 25.9k. post season 12, beekeper!cas, baker!dean, contractor!dean

6. dumbassery, denial, doing (the three d's to the destination) by @sobsicles 108k. post season 15, minor sam x eileen

7. Toes In The Sand by imogenbynight - @thevioletcaptain 11k. child!jack, post-season 15, beach vacation

8. take me home by stayawake 37k. post s14e14, lake house vacation

9. the home we make together by vaudelin 48k. baby!jack, post season 15, cas and dean sharing a body, minor sam x eileen

10. Grow Something, Feed Someone, Love One Another by ahurston 9k. post season 15

11. things happen (they do, they do, and they do) by sobsicles 27.9k. cas flirting a lot, post season 15, minor sam x eileen

[just-another-miserable-prick]

I posted 247 times in 2022

That's 247 more posts than 2021!

71 posts created (29%)

176 posts reblogged (71%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@expresscomingthrough-archived

@ttte-in-the-sky-au

@toast-com

@just-another-miserable-prick

@putuponpercy

I tagged 231 of my posts in 2022

Only 6% of my posts had no tags

#ella's reblogs - 145 posts

#ttte humanized - 68 posts

#ttte - 66 posts

#drawing - 61 posts

#ella's drawings - 59 posts

#art - 58 posts

#ella's rambles - 58 posts

#ttte au - 57 posts

#ttte henry - 20 posts

#ttte edward - 17 posts

Longest Tag: 113 characters

#i have this squeaky mouse thing my dad got me when i was a baby and it's somewhere in one of my coats' pockets rn

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Ladies, gentlemen and variations thereupon; The Arlesdale lads.

HOLY FUCK, they took me forever

34 notes - Posted August 2, 2022

#4

Ya'll look what I found!

https://picrew.me/image_maker/1322863

Tagging: @expresscomingthrough-rebooted, @zellezel, @littlewestern, @edwardjamesandhenhensimp

42 notes - Posted July 5, 2022

#3

The Skarloey Fleet in all their chaotic glory! How does Duke put up with them? Good question, I have no idea!

Poor Luke's terrified for his life, Skarloey and Duncan are the only ones holding him up-

42 notes - Posted August 19, 2022

#2

It's our beloved sexyman himself, it's In The Sky!Duck!

I'm kinda obligated to tag @asktrio516/@dilemmaverse and @littlewestern.

60 notes - Posted August 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Okay, hear me out...

Beekeper Henry.

97 notes - Posted May 12, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[randomkposts]

Not ninjas, but Farmers

I had a thought about modern country Naruto. Like , why isn't that a thing? Where Sasuke is like a beekeeper, who is managing the Uchiha hives, with a lot of assistance, but he's like heir to a honey empire, and Naruto is like the Orphan who , let's say Kakashi, adopted to work on the Hatake farms, who have an old Rivalry with the Uchiha, which now takes the form of Sasuke and Naruto competing in everything from races to pumpkin competitions. Meanwhile Sakura is a former city girl, who has recently moved into the area, and as much as her friend Ino is trying to help her adjust, there are just some things just that are not coming easily. Ino is the coolest to Sakura, and she wants to emulate her, but it's tough going sometimes. Shikamaru is the Shepard, Choji is the best cook ever, who follows him saying he always finds the best herbs, Kiba's family runs the Vets, Kiba himself is with Shikamaru chasing his sheep, Shino belongs to a family of scientist's who moved here for lab space, and Hinata is the lonely rich kid who wants to be friends but is both people shy, and afraid of bees.

A running trend with Hinata trying to introduce herself but ,bees. Just Bees.

E: DO YOU REALIZE HOW BADLY I JUST CHOKED ON MY GATORADE WHEN I READ BEEKEEPER SASUKEK, WRITE THIS AU!

[tired-beholding-bitch]

WIP ask game: Rules are as follows. post the barebones plot of your wips  and let people send you an ask with the title that intrigues them the most and then post a snippet/tell them something about it! then, tag as  many people as you have wips!  tagged by my darling @saintbleeding ! 💖

okay so we’re going from “least touched wip” to “most recently opened one” bc. i say so

just want to write a dramatic reunion post 200 that’s it that’s literally it (what it says on the tin. my wip titles are SO good)

dress the throat wound but add pining animal companions (s3 scene from my daemon au which is actually scattered in several other documents including one of only notes)

s1 sad mart (very straightforward martin character study)

beekeper jom (or: the fic i spent several hours into several beekeeping books for)

fucking die peter! <3 (this is a jmart romcom/meet-cute type of thing and the love of my life. also spread out on several documents)

pre-unknowing bitch fit (i blame this one on saint bc they were there like “you know what you could absolutely try out” and then i did)

beloved/with a whole heart or not at all (the childhood friends jmart i keep mentioning that i’m. actually. kind of in the process of actually writing for once)

somewhere in my docs there is also a present in the works that i cannot spoiler for obvious reasons AND, unrelated, a 6-year-old yuri on ice hanahaki fic because i recently dug it up from the bowels of my laptop (thanks to a certain someone) and i’m not saying i’m looking at it because i have WAY too many projects i’m just saying. it’s there

as for tags! i’m tagging writer mutuals off the top of my head but no pressure guys! and in case you’d like to do it feel free to tag me i’d love to see everyone’s work <3 @gentlemancrow @journalofimprobablethings @martinbelovedblackwood @nat-20s  @magnetarmadda @eldritchqueerture @swordsonnet

[atlantis-scribe]

AU-gust 2021 ( Day 7 )

Beekeper

(in which John is the sober companion of an eccentric genius & Rodney is Denver PD's consulting detective who sometimes talks to his bees)

.

It's only with slight hesitation that John makes his way to the rooftop.

"Captain Weir just called."

Rodney's standing in front of the colorful ladderback chairs that Ronon gave him a few weeks ago for his first year of sobriety. His sling is still intact, which is a surprise to John. Maybe it's because the guy's too busy looking at the bees through a gigantic magnifying glass to fiddle with it. For an ambidextrous, McKay's too particular about having both limbs available to him at any given time.

"She wanted to give us an update about Malkshur," John adds, parking himself beside Rodney to see what all the fuss is about. "Thanks to the recording of your conversation back at the hospital, the police know that she admitted to using Lord Bynarr to kill the Sokaris. The evidence has her lawyers sweating bullets, so they're being very careful right now."

That gets him a soft, distracted hum before Rodney says, "And the money?"

"The Netuan dollars she bought have been frozen, pending further investigation."

Apparently, that's the end of the shop talk because Rodney doesn't add anything else, doesn't issue any more questions. He continues to devote all of his attention to the bees, like they hold all the answers John knows Rodney has spent a lifetime trying to chase.

Part of John wants to keep rambling anyway, to give a blow-by-blow account of the whole thing, at least the parts Rodney’s missed while he was faking a relapse to set a trap for his ex-girlfriend who is actually an international terrorist. It's against John’s nature, but standing here, in the middle of the rooftop, is giving him the urge to fill the silence that Jolinar Malkshur's betrayal has left in her wake. Makes him want to piece together the broken fragments of the man Rodney used to be when he’d met and fallen in love with the perfect illusion that was Samantha Carter.

"They're almost here."

John looks up to find Rodney giving him a quick, sideways glance. "Who?"

"Do you recall the rare bee that was sent to me as a gift for proving that Perna Hoff had been poisoned?" He waits for John's nod before he continues. "Osmia avoseta, which is its own species and by all accounts should not be able to reproduce with other bees."

He uses his free arm to wave at the display in front of them.

"And yet, nature is infinitely wily."

There's not much to look at for an untrained eye, but John remembers the bee Rodney's talking about just fine. "So our little solitary bee got another bee pregnant?"

John knows his oversimplification will annoy Rodney, but the only reaction he gets is a brief quirk of lips. "Quite so," Rodney tells him. "They should be reclassified as an entirely new species, and as the one responsible for its discovery, the privilege of naming this creature falls to me."

With the magnifying glass, John can see a different bee wriggling its way out, this one undeniably distinct from the others.

"Allow me to introduce you to Euglassia sheppardina."

John whips his head so fast, for a moment his vision blurs. "Wait. You named a bee after me?"

Rodney doesn't answer, but this time the quirk is now a small grin.

"Huh." A long moment passes before John looks away to bend and peer into the glass. "You named a bee after me."

[laviejaguardia]

Fanworks creators self rec! When you get this, reply with your favourite five fanworks you’ve made, then pass on to at least five other creators.

Hi L!! i am currently very sick and unable to focus on things that actually need doing so this is a very welcomed surprise, thank you!!

I’m pretty proud of almost everything I've written or drawn so this is a challenge

My Beekeper Yusuf : I love bees and i love the reference i used for this one. Getting his curls to merge with the sunflower wasn’t easy but i’m really really glad of how it worked out in the end

Per usual, it didn’t go as planned (but as it should) : I love writing team fics, even if they’re very hard to churn out. This one was a long time in the making and then suddenly it was done! It’s very close to my latin heart :)

If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power series : another project that took me a long time to finish and i still can’t quite believe i did. It’s 13 drawings total and its being posted still.

Technical Support : my current posting fic! an F1 AU that was a lot of fun to create with lots of help and kept me engaged in F1

le cœur ne vieillit pas : I am not one for posting short fic but this one was a gift for the BoN server and the lovely people on it and I'm glad I wrote it

Honorable mentions : Sunbeam Garden (fic) / Hearteyes Geralt (art)

[reinabeestudio]

I forgot about posting these here oops. Anyway, I made another poll long time ago (around January?? can’t remember lol) and Isle III won, so here they are!

You probably noticed the Captain or Sally aren’t here, and that’s because they are humans already %D

*More human designs: Cuphead & Mugman/Isle II bosses

+like always, some personal headcanons of my own for these bosses!

Miss Honeybottoms here, like the Baroness, isn’t actual royalty. However, the lady owns a succesful business! (owns pretty much the only big hotel chain in Inkwell, actually)

Her hobbie is beekeping though (she’s rich okay, she can do what she damn pleases)

And yes, her human design is based on Hedy Lamarr

Our robot guy here isn’t an actual robot in this human AU of sorts(?), but an android

His name is Robin Kahl, not many people know this (it may be because he doesn’t talk much, but rather stare). He’s mostly known as ‘’that robot guy’’ or ‘’kahl’s guy’’.

He’s so tall, he hits his head against doorways 90% of the time. Or just collides with stuff in general

I honestly have nothing for Werner. Sorry :’/

Our dear friend Cala Maria here owns a seafood restaurant!

Turns out C. Maria is a mermaid and gets the fish for the restaurant herself. Very good hunter c:

Once she told that the scars she has on her shoulder are caused by the Captain’s living ship. Let’s just say... they don’t like each other much

Besides swimming, C.Maria likes shiny objects and ancient history, specially if it’s related to Ancient Greece

Cala Maria is actually good friends with Djimmi and Grim! They have known each other for a long time (even centuries, she says)

The Phantom Express, ‘’ruled’ by the head of the train, even if at first glance T-Bone seems the boss

Blind Specter, which is nicknamed due to the eyepatch on his left eye, isn’t actually a worker in the train but a passenger

Sadly, it seems that Blind Specter can’t get off the train until he can remember his name and who he was when he was alive. Until that moment comes, he helps the train staff

The train driver is called many nicknames, but turns out he has a real name, he just doesn’t reveal it because people never ask him lol

Before turning into a living dead train driver, he was... still a train driver. But alive, and his name was Sibelius. He confessed, he isn’t even from Inkwell :0!

Tall, pale, cold and old. Those are the common words to describe T-Bone

Old T-Bone doesn’t share how he ended up working there. But it’s said he used to be a conductor when he was alive. When his train was passing a bridge, the old rails gave up and the train fell to the river. Many people drowned, including our poor conductor himself.

Apparently the T in ‘’T-Bone’’ stands for his real name, Tyrone. The ‘’Bone’’ part is because his hands are all bone (maybe that’s why he always wears white gloves)

The Blazing Brothers, the boilermen and nosy twins in charge of keeping the train going!

Their nickname was given by the fact they are most of time covered in soot lol

Their actual names are Roy and Walter, Roy being the older twin by 2 minutes. You can tell them apart by their hair: Walter usually has it slicked back, while Roy’s is just a fluffy mess. Also Walter is slightly taller than his brother lol

They don’t seem to remember how they died, and they just?? don’t care?? they’re already dead so why worry about that bro let’s keep the engine going >:D!!

Despite their crazy, big grins, the twins are good guys and easy to become friends with! You just need to get used to that thing where they just talk at the same time saying the same. or when they finish each other’s sentence eughajkd it’s weird you two pls stop it

[eclair]

Sometimes you chat about AUs and puns and one thing leads to another. (Like quick doodles hahahaha.) So here’s a collab of sorts with sorts with @emeraldonyxdragon-draws :D We have our beekeper Otabek here and dancer  Yuri in a fic called Honey, Bee Mine :D

If you need some fluff in your life, check it out :)

[ao3feed-thehobbit]

Wrap me up ( in dreams and death )

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2y3RMPz

by Niahara_Erskine

His mother's death is, perhaps, the changing point, the turn that shapes a future he would have never envisioned. Not a Baggins way of life, neither a Took one, but perhaps a mix of the two, a twist of direction that will later place him in the path of magic and curses, of mighty Dwarf Kings and lore older than the very bones of the Shire, of dragons and death. A change that will lead him to love and loss, to sacrifice and betrayal, to hope and despair. A destiny he could never have envisioned, but one that he will never regret.

( alternatively known as the Ladyhawke AU where only Thorin is cursed and Bilbo is a beekeeper more concerned with keeping his hive alive during winter than with magical nonsense that comes barrelling down his path )

Words: 1603, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: M/M

Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Smaug, Thorin's Company, Kíli, Fíli, Balin (Tolkien), Dwalin (Tolkien), Gandalf | Mithrandir, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, Farmer Maggot (Tolkien), Holman Cotton, Hamfast Gamgee

Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo Baggins & Thorin's Company

Additional Tags: fairytale AU, Loosely inspired by Ladyhawke, Beekeper Bilbo, Pre-Canon, anthropomorphic dragon, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Slightly skewed timeline, Slightly skewed ages

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2y3RMPz

[thefangirlhasarrive]

So an reblogging to add in another note from covo we had. Little drabble.-E

E is typing:

"And this is a queen I've been helping raise for a few years." Sasuke rarely smiles, -from the few years of friendship the two shared- Shino could recall, but the one Sasuke is showing now is a shamelessly proud one.

"She's very healthy," Shino complimentes.

"Thank you for your appreciation."

*idk how bee keeping works so please don't slay me for this little drabble. Dear God, spare me. But pls teach me little facts. These two should have been friends, we were robbbed.

Not ninjas, but Farmers

I had a thought about modern country Naruto. Like , why isn’t that a thing? Where Sasuke is like a beekeeper, who is managing the Uchiha hives, with a lot of assistance, but he’s like heir to a honey empire, and Naruto is like the Orphan who , let’s say Kakashi, adopted to work on the Hatake farms, who have an old Rivalry with the Uchiha, which now takes the form of Sasuke and Naruto competing in everything from races to pumpkin competitions. Meanwhile Sakura is a former city girl, who has recently moved into the area, and as much as her friend Ino is trying to help her adjust, there are just some things just that are not coming easily. Ino is the coolest to Sakura, and she wants to emulate her, but it’s tough going sometimes. Shikamaru is the Shepard, Choji is the best cook ever, who follows him saying he always finds the best herbs, Kiba’s family runs the Vets, Kiba himself is with Shikamaru chasing his sheep, Shino belongs to a family of scientist’s who moved here for lab space, and Hinata is the lonely rich kid who wants to be friends but is both people shy, and afraid of bees.

A running trend with Hinata trying to introduce herself but ,bees. Just Bees.

E: DO YOU REALIZE HOW BADLY I JUST CHOKED ON MY GATORADE WHEN I READ BEEKEEPER SASUKEK, WRITE THIS AU!