#intruanxceit

[the-bisexual-bitch]

Watching the newest Sander's Sides vid (not cannon I don't think?)... Janus, Remus, and Virgil are such ex-boyfriends... Virgil, babes, be proud of your only quoting tumblr memes phase. I like your shoelaces ❤️

[typically-untypical]

Running With Scissors

AU: Futuristic

CW: Mild Injury

WC: 717

Date: 12/2/2023

"Virgil, can you please explain to me why Remus is running around with a rusty pair of scissors," Janus asked, watching one of his boyfriends just about fly around their house with a primitive cutting device that Janus had only seen in history books. When it came to Remus he wasn't really surprised but mostly confused. "Where did he even get those?"

Virgil, helpful as always, just shrugged. The two of them had long since stopped trying to control Remus. Rather, they made sure they were ready when he inevitably did something stupid. "It probably has something to do with the lecture Logan is holding on obsolete adages. Apparently, before the air cutters were developed there was a very popular wisdom about not running with scissors. How Remus got a pair of scissors, especially rusty ones, I don't know, but do you really expect any less of him?"

Janus flopped onto the couch next to Virgil, allowing the floating furniture to dip before returning to its hovering position where it would be out of the way of their automatic vacuum. "Of course I don't, I just wish he understood that old adages had reason behind them, even if they are absolute now."

"Careful, you're starting to sound just like the prof."

"Cherish the thought," Janus whispered, rolling his eyes before leaning against Virgil. "It seems logical that Remus shouldn't be running around with something that has its blade so exposed, that’s why so many things have safety guards now." Virgil leaned into Janus as they curled up together. Both of them knew they couldn't stop Remus, but they could watch and be ready for the moment he needed their assistance. Maybe they could even entice him with a bit of cuddling, but that depended on the day.

"He's full of energy," Janus whispered, rubbing a small circle on Virgil's shoulder. "I doubt he got that from one of Logan's lectures."

Virgil smirked, "You're as perceptive as usual. I know why he's hyper, but I can't tell you. All I can say is that he has a surprise for later, but anything further is completely confidential."

"How rude, keeping secrets from me is completely unacceptable," Janus said as he melted closer to Virgil, leaning up and giving Virgil a soft kiss.

"I know, I'm an absolutely atrocious boyfriend," Virgil responded in a sarcastic tone, kissing Janus back as they settled back into their resting positions. "Besides, it's not a secret. Secrets aren't meant to be shared. This is a surprise." 

Janus snorted, but didn't fight it any further. Instead, the two of them continued to watch Remus. They watched him quietly, relaxing into each other's arms, right up until the point when he tripped, stabbing himself with the scissors.

Janus sighed, "Do you want to get it or should I?"

"I don't know, gravity is crushing me to this chair," Virgil mumbled, causing Janus to roll his eyes with a light smile. Slowly pushing himself up he slid onto the floor. Remus getting injured was a near daily occurrence and they were prepared for any eventuality. Janus walked over to their storage cabinet and pulled out a med sleeve before walking lazily over to Remus.

"Maybe next time you will listen to one of Logan's lectures rather than just taking away the bits that you think are interesting."

Remus cackled as Janus pulled out the scissor blade, wincing and tossing it aside. He then started to fix the sleeve over Remus' wound, knowing everything would be properly cleaned out and sterilized while they waited.

"What's the fun of just listening when I could experiment all on my own. Logan approves of my experiments by the way."

"Of course he does," Janus rolled his eyes, ruffling Remus' hair and pulling him in for a kiss while the med sleeve did its work. He felt the way Remus melted into him and he smiled, gently pulling at his boy friend's hair. "So, Virgil says you have a surprise for me?"

Remus had a wicked grin on his face and a gleam in his eyes. "Why yes I do, but you'll have to wait until after dinner time."

Janus rolled his eyes again but he had a smile on his face. "Very well, I'll wait. I will always wait for you."

[edupunkn00b]

The Beekeepers

Photo by Jenna Lee via Unsplash

Deep space can be boring and lonely. At least, it can be when you're not stationed with the loves of your life.

Written for @tsspromptmonth's Rare Gifts Event. Intruanxceit in a Futuristic AU.

WC: 612 - Rated: G - CW: none (other than a sinking suspicion I'm not going to be able to let go of this AU) -

Hexidecimal characters cascaded down Virgil’s monitor, far faster than any organic could hope to comprehend. Columns and columns of numbers and datasets, an entire tour’s worth of output feeds, soil readings, and diagnostic benchmarks from the depths of the Hydrangea’s databanks.

It had been eleven months since the ship had last docked at the Hive. Eleven months worth of information on the deep space explorer's findings.

“Hm, fresh data!” Remus clapped his shoulder, then catapulted himself onto a clear spot on Virgil’s workstation. He craned his neck to gaze at the screen. “‘Got it memorized?’” he laughed, winking.

“Nearly.” Virgil answered his joking question seriously. “They’ve had a good year. A couple of rough patches.” he pointed at the screen, smirking when Remus nodded as though his eyes could interpret the shifting numbers as quickly as his photoreceptors did.

“I see that.” Remus flashed him the kind of grin that Virgil could spend hours analyzing. “Jannie’ll be pleased he was right to give Captain Sanders a shot at his own ship.”

“Pleased he let you talk him into letting your old buddy take the helm, you mean?” Smiling, Virgil didn’t look up. The uptick in Remus’ heart rate told him he’d guessed correctly.

“Jannie told you?” Still watching the numbers race across the screen, Virgil shook his head. Remus groaned, kicking his feet under the dented metal table. He took Virgil’s hand, though, lacing their fingers together. 

He appreciated the soft gesture, though he’d become acclimated to Remus’ other overdramatic antics. The contrast of this partners' eratically effusive behavior with what he expected based on his training data had been… difficult when he’d first arrived at the space station three years ago.

With exposure, though, he’d come to enjoy the organic's unpredictability.

“If Jannie didn't tell you. then who?” he almost whined, bringing Virgil’s hand up to his heart.

“I believe you just did, my dear,” Janus purred from behind him. Curling around Virgil’s shoulder, he brushed a kiss against the edge of his jaw, then pushed up on his tiptoes to kiss Remus’ cheek. 

“Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky,” Remus laughed and slid down from the workstation. “You never miss a trick, do ya, Vee?”

“Just a whole lotta trial and error whenever you’re in the room,” he muttered, not bothering to hide his smile. The final set of numbers scrolled off the screen and Virgil nodded at the other two. “We’ve got the data. Transmitting the shared library now.”

Janus leaned close to watch the transmission status for a moment before straightening and resting a hand on Remus’ shoulder. Virgil caught a glimpse of his reflection in the monitor and a softness came over his features.

“Have you already seen Captain Sanders off?” he murmured. Virgil could only guess he’d kept his voice low for Remus’ sake. Janus could’ve whispered down the hall and Virgil’s auditory sensors would’ve picked it up as clearly as if he’d fed the message directly to his DPU.

Remus pulled Janus closer until he was half-draped over Virgil’s back. The closeness was unexpected but… reassuring. “Yeah, Jannie, I did.” They shared a small kiss and then Remus hummed, reaching with his other arm to stroke Virgil’s hair. “I’ll be okay. I can always prank call him once they get past the Outer Nebula.”

“I’ll help you hide the source of the transmission.” Virgil smiled when Remus barked out a sudden laugh, shoulders shaking and eyes approaching their usual life.

“I didn’t hear that,” Janus said with a sternness that might have triggered Virgil’s defensive protocols when he’d first arrived at the Hive.

Now, Virgil merely shrugged. “Hear what?”

[thecrowslullaby]

[halfhissandwich]

This is what your favorite sanders sides ship says about you. (This isn’t serious, lol)

Karrot Kings: Your priority is keeping things wholesome, uncontroversial and most likely canon.

Thomas x any side: You will NOT explain how it works, you just make the fanart and have fun with it.

Nico x any side: You like Karrot Kings, but a bit less healthy.

DRLAMP: You will scramble to explain that Roman and Remus are platonic. It’s okay, buddy, we know.

Logicality: You’ve been in the fandom for a long time.

Logince: Your ideal relationship dynamic is not enemies to lovers. It’s enemies AND lovers.

Analogical: Your ideal relationship dynamic is two people with common sense being put up with everyone else’s nonsense.

Loceit: The same joke as analogical, plus alcohol.

Intrulogical: You’re a firm believer in the power of triggering your boyfriend’s anger issues for funsies.

Royality; Your ideal relationship dynamic is best friends to lovers engaged in wacky hijinks.

Moxiety: You want good things for Virgil.

Moceit; Your ideal relationship dynamic is two dads realizing that instead of fighting for custody, they could just get married.

Intruality: Your ideal relationship dynamic is “hi daddy x oh my god how did you get in my house”

Prinxiety: You enjoy the dynamic of two boyfriends talking crap about their enemies.

Roceit: You like the idea of prinxiety, but you like angst even more.

Remrom: You think that since they’re all the same person anyway, it’s not as weird if they call each other brother. It’s still weird. Go take a shower and reflect.

Anxceit: Your ideal relationship dynamic is stalking your ex.

Dukexiety: Your ideal relationship dynamic is stalking.

Dukeceit: Your ideal relationship dynamic is best friends to lovers engaged in wacky hijinks, but like in an Disney villain way.

Loyality (L x P x Ro): You wanted to ship all the light sides, or you shipped Royality and wanted them to annoy Logan.

Analogince (L x V x Ro): You’re a firm believer in the power of two boyfriends with common sense babysitting their boyfriend who lacks common sense.

Royaliceit (Ro x P x J): You don’t understand why all the ship wars exist when Janus has two hands. Technically six.

Intruloceit (Re x L x J): You want Logan to join the dark sides.

Intruloceitxiety (Re x V x J x L): You want Logan to join the dark sides, but you want him to hesitate.

Intrumoceit (Re x J x P); You like the idea of Intruloceit, but you like Patton even more.

Intruanxceit (Re x V x J): You either wanted to ship the dark sides or you’re just… really sad.

Royalixiety (P x V x Ro): Your interest in shipping Loyality is outweighed by you wanting good things for Virgil.

Logicaliceit (J x P x L): You REALLY want good things for Patton.

(Might add to this later by request lol)

[rose-coloured-prince]

For the ship name for

Janus x Remus x Virgil

Is it

Anxceitmus

Or

Intruanxceit

[abused-sides]

It’s the concept that Remus Janus and Virgil were labelled as ‘wrong’ from a very early age and thus stuck together not because they really liked each other but because they were fucked up so might as well be fucked up together and they grew to have a found family dynamic built on trust and abandonment issues but also pillow ports and pranking the light sides and baking cookies that weren’t as good as patton’s but they were also BETTER because they’re DARK SIDE COOKIES and remus just splattered them in black icing and virgil put lil spider sprinkles all over them and janus is the only reason the house didn’t burn down, but also when virgil left for the light sides it really damaged all three of them especially because it’s so not black and white because virgil made a selfish decision yes but it was an IMPORTANT selfish decision and janus WANTED to support him for it but there was that underlying resentment that couldn’t help but spill out and remus was just downright vicious because he can’t hide anything and so the three of them had a huge fight about it and they were all crying a lil bc they love each other so much and they’re scared they won’t get through this and virgil stormed out and he really wants to apologize but he never came back and janus and remus’ trust issues are off the fucking wall now and they cling to each other for dear life because “please don’t leave me bc virgil left and now it’s just you and i and i almost didn’t survive virgil leaving and i don’t think i can do it again and i know i should be here and living for myself but honestly i don’t actually like myself that much so sometimes it just needs to be for you” and now they’re all really damaged but they’ll never forget all those years when it was just the three of them watching horror movies and sharing popcorn and ice cream and it’ll always be dear to their hearts and hopefully some day they can reunite and get those days back but for now they’re hurting and that’s okay because sometimes people just need space for me

[theprincesjealousy1]

This is an unrequited love Prinxiety au, cause why not? With the main pairing being Anxceitmus (Virgil x Janus x Remus.) cause I just adore the ship. So Roman, gets a crush on Virgil and he makes it pretty well known, but Virge completely ignores it cause, you know, he’s in love with Janus and Remus. So Roman finds out that Virgil is dating Remus and Janus and he’s heartbroken. He gets jealous. Like, over the rails jealous. And his jealousy manifests into him and he becomes the side of Jealousy. Of course, this has some…..strange……… effects on Thomas and his relationship with Nico, cause.......... angst. @dragontamer123

[ask-abused-virgil]

Remus: hey fucker! Open up!

Janus: babe. Easy.

Virgil: hh? What?

[Virgil leaves his bed and opens the door]

Virgil: what are you doing here?

Janus: we’re hanging out today.

Virgil: okay.

Remus: no objections?

Virgil: not really.

[izzyfandoms]

💚Anxcietmus? Maybe with little son Patton? 🥺

Yessssss

Imagine,,, three terrifying men dressed in dark clothing who look like they have and will commit many crimes,,, and then a small child holding three flowers walks in and is like ":D for you!" and theyre all suddenly like awwww and soft and take the flowers and everyone around is like ???

Janus and Virgil would be SO protective of Patton like they have to make sure everything he does is 100% safe while Remus is more like "hey lets race down the street!" and Janus and Virgil have to grab both Remus and Patton and be like "NO there are CARS"

But even tho Remus is a bit reckless he's still so Gentle with Patton like when they first adopted Patton as a baby he just held him so gently and was like "D: hes so breakable"

I think Remus was probably the first to bring up wanting kids cos hed just be like "kids are fun can we have them". Hed also be like "we're awesome so a mini us would be extra awesome!"

Virgil probably worries about being a bad dad all the time and ofc he confides in Janus and Remus about this (probably mostly late at night in bed) and theyd comfort him in their own ways and it would be v sweet and yeah

Janus is probs like "lets teach him things from a very young age" and just says stuff like "capitalism,,, bad" to little three year old Patton who has NO idea what is going on and is instead chewing on his sleeves but he tries to copy what Janus is saying and its adorable to hear him try to say the big words Janus tries to teach him

Patton would LOVE Virgil's hoodie everytime he sees his dad walk in wearing it he immediately does grabby hands - 50% for cuddles and 50% to be wrapped in Virgil's hoodie and who is Virgil to say no to that

Janus probably borrows Virgil's hoodie a lot too cos its warm and cosy and is almost like being hugged by Virgil himself. Remus has probs worn it in the past but has lost his Virgil's hoodie priviledges cos he spills stuff on it all the time

Patton as the son of anxceitmus would grow up in such a loving (chaotic) household and he would love his dads so much!

(This ended up slightly more focused on them being Patton's dads than on the ship itself but it be like that sometimes and I think theyre cute)

Send me polyam ships plus 💚 and ill come up with some headcanons for them!

[hydra-collector]

redraw of this

this is based on a group of monsters in a game, where virgil is the defender, janus is the healer, and remus is the tormentor

[whispering-raine]

Virgil: *practically dying* "I get that I'm having a panic attack and slightly hyperventilating, but can I still go commit arson with you?"

Remus: "Hell yeah."

Janus: "Shouldn't you maybe calm down first...?"

Virgil: *through short breaths* "Nah, I'm ready to burn some bitches."

[thecrowslullaby]

intruanxceit for the ship bingo

these guys are so silly

[teacupfulofstarshine]

romantic virgil/remus/janus, water and mushrooms. love you star! <3

virgil hoists his little leaf sack up higher on his back, winding through the tall grasses that grow near the water. there are plenty of mushrooms here, but virgil doesn’t stop until he sees the tall white one with the bright red white-spotted cap.

(it’s not really a mushroom at all - the nice human who lives near the pond made it out of clay and gave it to them for a house. but it looks like a mushroom, and that’s all virgil cares about.)

he pushes the door open and is almost immediately tackled by remus, peppering his face with kisses. “you’re back!” janus turns away from the soup he’s stirring to kiss virgil’s cheek before returning to dinner. “what did you bring me?”

“i found some more acorns for teacups,” virgil says. remus kisses him again, and virgil hugs him tightly.