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September 11, 1973: On the 50th Anniversary of the Coup in ChileÂ
Today marks the 50th anniversary of the coup dâĂ©tat in Chile, when a fascist junta led by dictator Augusto Pinochet overthrew the democratically elected socialist government of Salvador Allende. For those of us who are on the left, the story should be familiar by now: Allende had charted a âChilean way to socialism' ("La vĂa chilena al socialismo") quite distinct from the Soviet Union and communist China, a peaceful path to socialism that was fundamentally anti-authoritarian, combining worker power with respect for civil liberties, freedom of the press, and a principled commitment to democratic process. For leftists who had become disillusioned with the Soviet drift into authoritarianism, Chile was a bright spot on an otherwise gloomy Cold War map.
What happened in Chile was one of the darkest chapters in the history of US interventionism. In August 1970, Henry Kissinger, who was then Nixonâs national security adviser, commissioned a study on the consequences of a possible Allende victory in the upcoming Chilean presidential election. Kissinger, Nixon, and the CIAâall under the spell of Cold War derangement syndromeâdetermined the US should pursue a policy of blocking the ascent of Allende, lest a socialist Chile generate a âdomino effectâ in the region.Â
When Allende won the presidency, the US did everything in their power to destroy his government: they meddled in Chilean elections, leveraged their control of the international financial system to destroy the economy of Chile (which they also did through an economic boycott), and sowed social chaos through sponsoring terrorism and a shutdown of the transportation sector, bringing the country to the brink of civil war. Particularly infuriating to the Americans was Allendeâs nationalization of the copper mining industry, which was around 70% of Chileâs economy at the time and was controlled by US mining companies like Anaconda, Kennecott and the Cerro Corporation. When the CIAâs campaign of sabotage failed to destroy the socialist experiment in Chile, they resorted to assisting general Augusto Pinochet's plot to overthrow the democratically elected government. What followed was a gruesome campaign of repression against workers, leftists, poets, activists, students, and ordinary Chileansâstadiums were turned into concentration camps where supporters of Allendeâs Popular Unity government were tortured and murdered. During Pinochetâs 17-year reign of terror, 3,200 people were executed and 40,000 people were detained, tortured, or disappeared, 1,469 of whom remain unaccounted for. Chile was then used as a laboratory for neoliberal economic policies, where the Chicago boys and their ilk tested out their terrible ideas on a population forced to live under a military dictatorship.
It shatters my heart, thinking about this history. I feel a personal attachment to Chile, not only because my partner is Chilean (his father left during the dictatorship), but because Iâve always considered Chile to be a world capital of poetry and anti-authoritarian leftism. The filmmaker Alejandro Jodorowsky asks, âIn how many countries does a real poetic atmosphere exist? Without a doubt, ancient China was a land of poetry. But I think, in the 1950s in Chile, we lived poetically like in no other country in the world.â (Poetry left China long ago â oh how I wish Iâd been around to witness the poetic flowering of the Tang era!) Chile has one of the greatest literary traditions of the twentieth century, producing such giants as Bolaño and Neruda, and more recently, Cecilia Vicuña and RaĂșl Zurita, among others.Â
To commemorate the 50th anniversary of the coup, the Harvard Film Archive has been screening Patricio GuzmĂĄnâs magisterial trilogy, The Battle of Chile, along with a program of Chilean cinema. I watched part I and II the last two nights and will watch part III tonight. Itâs no secret that I am a huge fan of GuzmĂĄnâs work, and even quoted his beautiful film Nostalgia for the Light in the conclusion of my book Carceral Capitalism, when I wrote about the Chilean political prisoners who studied astronomy while incarcerated in the Atacama Desert. Bless Patricio GuzmĂĄn. This man has devoted his life and filmmaking career to the excavation of the Chilean soul.Â
Parts I and II utterly destroyed me. I left the theater last night shaken to my core, my face covered in tears.Â
The films are all the more remarkable when you consider it was made by a scrappy team of six people using film stock provided by the great documentarian Chris Marker. After the coup, four of the filmmakers were arrested. The footage was smuggled out of Chile and the exiled filmmakers completed the films in Cuba. Sadly, in 1974, the Pinochet regime disappeared cameraman Jorge MĂŒller Silva, who is assumed dead.Â
Itâs one thing to know the macro-story of what happened in Chile and quite another to see the view from the ground: the footage of the upswell of support for radical transformation, the marches, the street battles, the internal debates on the left about how to stop the fascist creep, the descent into chaos, the face of the military officer as he aims his pistol at the Argentine cameraman Leonard Hendrickson during the failed putsch of June 1973 (an ominous prelude to the September coup), the audio recordings of Allende on the morning of September 11, the bombing of Palacio de La Monedaâthe military is closing in. Allende is dead. The crumbling edifice of the presidential palace becomes the rubble of revolutionary dreamsâthe bombs, a dirge for what was never even given a chance to live.
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La batalla de Chile: La lucha de un pueblo sin armas - Tercera parte: El poder popular (Patricio Guzman, 1979)
#chile#la batalla de chile#the battle of chile#the history side of tumblr#to never forget#to never happen again
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the killers at lollapalooza chile 2011. photos by paola manfredi
#the killers#brandon flowers#ronnie vannucci#mark stoermer#battle born#bb era#bb tour#lollapalloza#lolla chile#white shirt vest combo#round lapel vest#my stuff
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#games#gaming#gamer#chile#youtube#pc#gameplay#juegos#videojuegos#battlenet#bnet#battle net#blizzard#warcraft#warcraft 3#warcraft iii#arthas#undead#no muertos#campaña#español#espanol#spanish#latino#latam#latinoamerica#chilean#small youtuber#youtube gaming#lets play
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On This Day In History
December 25th, 1553: Lautaro leads Mapuche rebels to victory over Spanish conquistadors and execute the governor of Chile.
#history#christmas#mapuche#chile#indigenous#indigenous history#indigenous resistance#battle of tucapel#chilean history#world history
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Arturo Prat Chacón a los 23 años.
Via Instagram: Del Pasado al Presente
#arturo prat chacon#1871#xix century#young man#soul man#heroe chileno#chilean#chileno#tumblr chilensis#tumblr chilenito#21 de mayo de 1879#may 21 1879#chile#man from old times#navy#navy history#combate naval#batalla naval#naval battle
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Rejoice, ML fanfic writers! Now Ladybug and Chat Noir's suits are canonically removable! (kinda)
#haha yeah the entire last battle I was like#'wait shouldn't the suits be indestructable because they're made of magic??'#chile anyways#ml movie#miraculous movie#miraculous ladybug
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"La historia es nuestra y la hacen los pueblos"
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After coming back from a conference, I can wholeheartedly agree with this. Also crisis committees get fucking wild.
What people think Model UN is like: serious socially conscious students working diligently to achieve world peace.
What Model UN is actually like: âBreaking news! The Gospel Of Bread has taken over much of Europe and has assassinated several world leaders!â
#like seriously#my first conference was crisis and it was lotr themed#boromir and aragorn got married during the battle#then boromir tried to poison aragorn to get back the throne#but it backfired bc boromir ended up poisoning himself#so aragorn got his throne back#this conference was ga not crisis but chile tried to diss usa with smth abt drowning babies in oil#usa clapped back with âthey won't be drowning in oil they'll be drowning in the money we're makingâ#model un#model united nations#mun#in my experience general assemblies are more serious than crisis committees#btw that was a human rights council ga
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..Is Mine..
warning: smut (+18) ...umm can we talk about the gif above...whew chile...anywaysss the people have voted and ya'll wanted this! It's a part 2 to Jealous, just a different pov : ). Enjoy!
So... Tell me that, that pussy is mine... Yeah... Tell me, tell me baby It's all mine Yeah...
"Will you stop walking away from me and let me talk to you!" The door slammed shut behind me, punctuating the tension between us.
Our ride home had turned into a heated exchange, the playful banter now replaced by a tense argument.
He stumbled up the stairs, each step heavy with frustration, the door shuddering as he forcefully closed and locked it.
"Dammit Joe, open the damn door. If anyone is going to storm off from a conversation dramatically and slam doors, it will be me!" My voice echoed through the closed door, my irritation evident in every word.
I gave up, the sound of the TV being turned up made it known that not only was he not up to talking but he also wasn't up to listening.
Rolling my eyes, I turned to leave, until a small click and a creaking door stopped me in my tracks.
"What the hell is wrong with you? I watch you flirt with countless women all the time, and I never ever disrespect you the way you're disrespecting mâ" Before I could finish, I was pressed against the wall, a sharp gasp escaping my lips as pain shot through me.
My right hand was now pinned above my head, trapped in his firm grip, while the other pressed against his chest in a pathetic attempt to halt the inevitable. His piercing brown eyes bore into mine with a magnetic passion, delving deep into the depths of my soul. With every breath, the air filled with tension, the weight of his gaze leaving me breathless and in an unshakable trance.
His fingers coiled around my neck, exerting a gentle pressure that almost sent me down to my knees. At this point, my body is quivering with need.
"Shh..just..just stop t-talking." He stuttered, a brief pause punctuating his struggle for composure, his head tilting back slightly as if seeking refuge from what was brewing within him. His tongue darted out to moisten his lips while a deep exhale escaped through flared nostrils, a telltale sign of his effort to remain composed. I could sense the temper trying to rise beneath the surface, almost as if there was an intense battle between his restraint and lust playing out internally.
"N-no," I stammered, my brain scattered, torn between wanting to submit to him and standing my ground. Every nerve in my body tingled, yet I couldn't allow myself to give in so easily. It drove me mad that he held such power over me, a power that I both craved and resented.
He shook his head, at my defiance, his eyes smoldering with a determination to put me in my place. With a swift motion, his hand seized the hem of my sundress, tugging it upwards until it pooled at my waist, granting him unrestricted access to the part of me that throbbed for his skilled fingers.
I quivered as his fingertips danced with featherlight caresses along the delicate fabric covering my heated core. My juices seeped through my panties and onto his fingers like a magnetic pull.
"I hope Jimmy didn't get you this wet," he teased, his voice coated with playful seduction as he continued to tease me through my panties. Succumbing to the touch of his fingers, I arched against the wall, a symphony of soft whimpers escaping my parted lips.
I felt Roman's smirk against my neck, the sensation sending goosebumps all over while his breath ghosted over my skin.
"Of course he did," I confessed with a coy smile, letting the thrill of our forbidden game wash over me, each whispered word feeding his anger.
He growled before tossing me onto the bed. I couldn't help but giggle as I propped myself up on my elbows, but he didn't seem to think anything was funny.
His gaze was intense, darker than usual, and his features contorted into a fierce expression that could've fucked me on its own. Perhaps I shouldn't have provoked him. Oops.
With his continued predatory glare, he closed the distance between us, his head descending between my parted thighs. In one swift motion, he tore my panties in half, discarding them without a second thought. And oh, the way he teased me, it was a delicious torture, each touch making me yearn for more.
His focus lingered on my outer lips, alternating between gentle sucking and teasing bites. While he occasionally delved deeper, penetrating me with his tongue, my clit throbbed with a need for more attention. Desperate for release, I grasped at the sheets, my hips arching in a silent plea for friction against my pearl.
"Joe, please, just eat me already," I moaned, the urgency in my voice didn't make him budge as I begged for him to satisfy the ache within me.
He chuckled softly against my pussy, relishing in the sound of my gasp before responding, his fingers sliding effortlessly into my slick heat, claiming me with ease. I melted into his touch completely, now under his possession as he exerted his dominance over me.
My breath hitched, becoming erratic as he pleasured me. With such a slowness, his fingers moved in and out of me, each stroke grazing my g spot. I could've sworn his fingers were in my stomach. His tongue, a welcome intrusion, teased my dripping folds as his fingers worked along my velvety walls.
"Tell me, baby. Tell me it's mine," he demanded his voice a deep baritone that sent intense vibrations coursing through my body. He looked up at me, his eyes smoldering as he snatched my soul.
"Oh, fuck, baby," I panted, my orgasm on the brink. This one was going to consume me entirely.
"It's all yours," I gasped, my voice barely a whisper.
He withdrew his fingers, leaving me momentarily bereft. But before I could voice my protest, he forcefully spread my legs wider, his tongue plunging deep inside me with a hunger that mirrored my own. It was as if he was determined to devour me, to claim every part of me from the inside out as his own.
My hands instinctively found his head, urging him deeper. My eyelids fluttered shut, my world narrowing to the sensation of his tongue swirling and thrusting within me, his lips capturing my clit with soft slurps and gentle kisses.
I unraveled in his embrace, my body shaking uncontrollably with the intensity of my release. The sheets were no match against the grip I had on them. He set every nerve ending ablaze with ecstasy as he continued drinking me up. He moaned against my pussy catching every single drop it had to offer. He loved the way I tasted.
Running my fingers through his hair, I struggled to catch my breath as I basked in the aftermath of my climax.
"That's right, my love. It's. All. Mine," he murmured between tender kisses..
Tell me, tell me baby It's all mine...
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Whew, he could be mad at me all he wants..
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Things that will happen in the future (based on my own experiences with time travel):
***FAQs at the end***
*All of these observations are copied directly from my notes in roughly the order I took them in
*Donât ask about the interchanging use of past/present/future tense, you know how that stuff is with time travel
Women just started all growing three boobs instead of two. Scientists baffled
Genetically engineered catboys (no literally)
The great pyramid of Giza has been converted into a Bass Pro Shop
The entire state of Rhode Island was bought by some rich tech CEO who promptly dug a 500 foot wide trench around the entire state so that it could in fact be an island. It was soon converted into the worldâs largest parking lot
Pollution has gotten so bad that fresh oxygen is now delivered straight to most homes via a subscription service
Basic necessities such as food, water, and housing are now provided for free by the government, but only for the top 1% of wealth holders
Insulin now costs twice as much as rent. âGet fucked,â say pharma companies
92.6% of new electronic appliances now have smartphone integration and require a monthly subscription to use
Most billionaires have real estate on earthâs moon
As an ongoing film experiment, Taika Waititi successfully convinced a Nebraska man that heâs been raptured and is now in heaven. He actually got Truman Showâd and now millions of viewers tune in every week to watch God (played by John DiMaggio) manipulate Robert into confronting his own views, battle cognitive dissonance, and face the realization that he might not have been as good of a person on Earth as he thought he was
Carrots have gone extinct, as have highland cows
Species of extinct animals and plants now are being posthumously renamed after the billionaires and elites most directly responsible for killing then off
Researchers discovered a sentient colony of fungus off the coast of Chile, it prefers to go by Fleebo and appears to have a incredibly complex intelligence far greater than any other observed organic being
Nobody knows where Ireland went. It literally just disappeared off the face of the earth one day and nobody bothered to question it. The story couldnât compete in the news cycle with the recent news about a company in China that made the first real life pokemon. An entire civilization of people gone and Iâm the only one who seems to remember it or even care
Fleebo and its offspring have annexed Madagascar and are threatening any retaliation with nuclear warfare and âmaking The Last of Us a reality.â Nobody knows if Fleebo actually has the capabilities to do this, but after the Lovecraft incident weâre all TOO goddam scared to fuck around and find out
Large snails have replaced cats and dogs as the most common household pet. Snail culture has largely taken over the world, especially Japan
The president of the United States is now decided with an oiled up twerking competition. Most people were hesitant at first but this has produced vastly more competent leaders so now everyone just kinda goes along with it
With the cost of living crisis only worsening with time, selling tattoo space on your body to advertisers has become common as people struggle to afford rent and pay their bills
North and South Korea have reunited into âKorea 2.0â
Germany has split up into East and West Germany again
Belgium and France have been annexed by West Germany and renamed âWester Germanyâ and âWestest Germanyâ respectively
The entirety of Florida is now underwater. Most of Kansas is too for some reason that scientists refuse to explain because theyâve âsworn an oath to the eldritch godsâ and that âmuch worse things would happenâ if they did
The melting ice caps in Antarctica unveiled a lost civilization of intelligent creatures descended from a species of lungfish, predating human civilization by millions of years. They planned on hibernating for another 10-15 million years to observe the course of evolution on Earth and are very very angry at humans for waking them up prematurely and ruining all of that with global warming
The politically correct term for lungfish people is âDipnoidâ but most people refer to them by a variety of slurs, such as âfinwalkerâ and âkelp muncherâ (not that they even eat kelp)
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch has now increased to nearly half the size of what was formerly known as Canada and has been colonized entirely by pirates (the flag is actually pretty cool). The pirate nation has the 17th largest economy in the world and is projected to surpass the United States in GDP
Africa is about 2% smaller. Nobody knows why. Most people point to Fleebo, who denies having any involvement
All human-Dipnoid interaction was promptly banned by most world governments, except for the GPGPRP (Great Pacific Garbage Patch Republic of Pirates), whom the Dipnoids rely upon extensively for trade
Scientists have used DNA from fossils to recreate other species of humans. We now live alongside them like we did for thousands of years before everyone besides Homo sapiens went extinct. Racism is at an all time high
Class C and above robots are now legally recognized by most progressive countries as people
The United States government has been exposed for secretly funneling billions of dollars into the GPGPRP and using it to fund terrorist operations all over the world.
A new major religion revolving around Dave Grohl has skyrocketed in popularity. Grohilsm is now the worldâs largest religion, second only to Fleeboism
Scientists discovered a new continent in the Pacific Ocean, and then promptly lost it again. Most people are convinced this was just an elaborate practical joke, but scientists âswear it definitely happenedâ
For a brief period of about 30 years, everything in George Orwellâs 1984 happened almost exactly as written in the book. Literally 1984
It was revealed that Jeff Epstein didnât kill himself. He actually faked his death and spent the next few years in a drug-fueled episode of psychosis making sock puppets in a cave in Italy and then molesting said sock puppets until he died from a sock puppet related illness
Bigfoot was discovered off the coast of Georgia doing cocaine with a congregation of alligators. When questioned, he said he normally lives in Montana and was only there on vacation. He is now a celebrity, and has been featured in a number of tv shows and films, two of which he won an Oscar for. Last I checked, he was a washed up actor living in Hollywood with a reanimated Neanderthal woman
The GPGPRP raided most of Englandâs museums with the object of âdoing exactly what they did for the last few centuriesâ England was understandably furious, but the rest of the world found it rather amusing
England declared war on the GPGPRP, which it promptly lost after hackers brought down the entire countryâs military overnight. Much like in the 21st century, England is the worldâs laughing stock
The entirety of Luxembourg relocated itself to the moon
Russia attempted to take over most of Eurasia. In retaliation to the full global effort to stop them, they launched nukes at the worldâs 600 most populous cities outside of its current territory. Most of the warheads were stopped in time, but a few major metropolitan areas got hit pretty badly, including Los Angeles, Hong Kong, Chengdu, Mexico City, and Istanbul. Japan was understandably super pissed that Hiroshima and Nagasaki got nuked for a second time
In the wake of the nuclear holocaust, Canada assumed control over what was formerly Russia and assimilated many of its citizens and leaders into its own society and government. Under the new rule of formerly Russian leaders, Canada became a puppet state for the second coming of Russia. It annexed much of the United States, Mongolia, China, and a handful of other countries, becoming âthe worldâs first megacountry.â Crungolaska now controls a majority of the northern hemisphere
As part of a practical joke by Adam Sandler, Tom Hanks was actually marooned on a desert island like in Castaway. He lasted less than a week before he died. When I left this era of the future, Adam Sandler was serving a lifetime sentence in prison for murder
Fringe groups of crows with above-average intelligence have started popping up around the world. So far they have been observed forming small communities, crafting relatively complex tools, using rudimentary speech, performing rituals, and creating music
Aliens visited earth and had a formal meeting with many of our world leaders, but decided to leave us alone for a few thousand more years because humanity is ânot yet mature enough to handle the responsibilities of interstellar travel.â They have incentivized us with a the blueprints for an Alcubierre Drive and a means to produce the exotic matter to fuel it once they deem us as being ready
The original colony of settlers on Mars has declared independence, officially becoming the first country not on Earth
We sent Tom Cruise back to space but this time we just left him there
The tether for the space elevator broke. The town known as Vatorville, famous for being the location of the takeoff point of the elevator shuttle on Earth, was completely decimated as tens of thousands of miles of steel cable came crashing back down. There were no survivors
Most people in first and second world countries have mandatory microchip implants that serve as a personal ID
Last Thursdayism has been largely denounced by quantum physicists. Current theories now revolve around âNext Thursdayism,â the belief that the entire universe was created in the future and that we all exist as a memory in the past
Synthetic organ farms for transplants and research have become a massive industry worth billions of dollars. However, there is still a huge black market for organically grown human organs, as theyâre much cheaper to acquire and arenât taxed at the exorbitant rates that lab-grown organs are
China dug a hole all the way to the center of the Earth. Turns out itâs hollow and there are people living inside. Who knew?
A university reconstructed the entire city of Rome as it was in its early days during the Roman Empire. Itâs actually pretty historically accurate, except for the fact that thereâs a lot less sex because itâs run by a bunch of sweaty history nerds
After Rome 2 resulted in the creation of a cult revolving around the Roman god of the dead that gained traction as a minor religion, Pluto was officially reinstated as a planet by NASA when cultists picketed their headquarters every day for nearly 3 years straight. âFine, weâll give these fucking virgins what they want so theyâll finally shut the hell up,â said NASAâs administrator in chief
In a display of the biotechnical prowess of Disneyâs Imagineers, all the animatronics in Disneyâs Hall of Presidents were replaced with clones of the originals, which went about exactly as well as youâd expect. After reports of the presidents hurling a series of racial slurs and other obscenities at the first black family to enter surfaced, the project was shut down almost immediately after it had opened. Minority admission to Magic Kingdom plummeted to 2.3% of its numbers from the previous year, making it the second whitest place on earth after a taylor swift concert
Plastic now makes up about 3% of every organism on earth by weight
Public officials are now required by law to take shrooms before running for office
Trees are considered a rare and highly sought after commodity, and are usually only owned by public institutions and the rich (the vast majority of oxygen farms use algae to produce oxygen)
FAQs:
FAQ: What time period(s) did you go to?
A: I have no fucking clue. The world stopped using the Gregorian calendar in 2063 after a gamma ray burst hit the sun. The GRB led to stellar ablation, which changed the length of a year on Earth. The sun would continue to lose mass at an accelerated rate for several more years, with the length of the year changing slightly from year to year. The world adopted a variety of different calendars which kept being updated frequently and were often super confusing and contradictory. I traveled to about a dozen different points in time, which based on my best estimates spanned within a few millennia of the current date.
FAQ: How did you obtain a time machine?
A: I think it was the 17th or 18th of June, 2055? That night, a large sci-fi looking box thingy roughly the size of a VW Bus appeared a few hundred yards away in the open field in front of my house. I tried to take a picture of the box, but for some reason the closer I got, the more the image on my camera started to become fuzzy, and by the time I got close enough to take a decent picture, the camera had stopped working altogether. I pulled open a door to reveal a corpse inside that was charred beyond recognition, who appeared to have suffocated and/or burned to death during a fire that damaged most of the interior. I also noticed a number of strange tumors and growths on the body. I pressed a random button on the remains of what I believed to be a control panel, expecting nothing to happen, but the door closed automatically and I suddenly lost consciousness. When I came to, I exited the box, expecting to still be in the field in front of my house, but instead found myself a ways outside of a small snowy village that based on my best estimates, was somewhere in northern Asia around 2-3 thousand years ago. The villagers started coming after me with spears, so I quickly ran back to the box and pressed another button, hoping it would return me to from whence I came. This time, the people I found (who were thankfully much nicer and spoke a dialect of English that I could mostly understand) told me that it was the year 506 of the PGRB-Î4 calendar (the calendar that the United Territories was using at the time). I repeated this maybe a dozen more times trying to get home until I landed in 2023, which as far as I could tell, was the closest I had gotten back to my original time so far. It was at this point that I decided to stay and seek medical attention, as I was rather concerned about some nasty new growths on my arms and legs similar to that which I had seen on the corpse.
FAQ: Where is the time machine now?
A: No idea. It disappeared a few days after I landed in 2023. My best guess is that some poor sap found it and ended up sometime else.
(I never ask for likes/reblogs but I literally spent fucking WEEKS on this one so if you liked it pls show me some love <3)
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All 'Dia de Los Muertos' references in today's QSMP event
Iâve seen it in Xitter but not yet in Tumblr, so Iâm gonna go and translate each Eggâs book with the references to the deities that are mention within.
(English is not my first language. Sorry for any typo or grammar mistake).
For Tilin:
Tilin, my girl, Iâm sorry you couldnât enjoy the life it was expected for you, but donât be afraid you will be with mom at Chichihualcuauhco[1] where I will take care of you. I wonât let anything hurt my helpless girl until you have the opportunity to be reborn again, you didnât deserve to join the Gods in the underworld. - Tezcatlipoca[2]
For Bobby:
My little Bobby, you have proven to own dignity and courage to fight for what is right, As a result of this, Iâve invited you to my kingdom  Tonatiuhichan[3], where at my side, you and other warriors will sing about their deeds and will dance until midnight, so you can enjoy forever the sunset that you adore so much. - Tonaituh[4]
For Juana:
Juana, itâs an honor for me and my wife Mictecachihuatl[5] to have you join us in the Mictlan[6]. Even though your dead was an accident, you may enjoy the journey that is our kingdom. You treated nature with respect in your life, so our dogs are excited to meet you at last. You will join us in the infinity of the universe forever. - Mictlantecuhtli [7]
For Trump:
Oh Trump, Iâm sorry that my currents took you to this destiny, but to compensate I will invite you to Tlalocan[8], where you may join us in our celebration without end, and you may eat all the corn, amaranth, pumpkin, tomato and chile you want. In my kingdom, I promise you thereâs no suffering and you will never be alone. - Tlaloc [9]
Now for all the little references:
[1] Chichihualcuauhco:
Afterlife in which children who died young or in childbirth are sent and fed from the âwet-nurse treeâ (You canât see it in the photo, but there was a tree in Tilinâs altar). Souls here wait for their next opportunity to be reborn.
[2] Tezcatlipoca:
Heâs one of the four creator gods of the universe. Iâm not an expert on Aztec mythology and I wasnât really into Tilinâs lore, so Iâm kinda uncertain as to why he was the one to write to them or how are they connected.
[3] Tonatiuhichan:
One of the afterlife paradises, where the soul of warries who died in battle go. It was believed that warriors could go back to their homes (land of the living) as hummingbirds. (Fun fact: Woman who died at childbirth would be given the same rank as the warriors who died in battle and would be sent to a similar place called Cihuatlampa!) Â
[4] Tonatiuh:
God of the sun (who runs Tonatiuhichan), who most believed was the creator of the Flor of CempasĂșchil.
[5] Mictecachihuatl:
Lady of the Dead, Mictlantecuhtliâs consort. She guards the bones of the dead. (Fun Fact: In Oaxaca, is known as Matlacihua, and is said to punish womanizing and drunken men who walk late at night. Kinda funny considering Mariana and Slimeâs interactions lmao.)
[6] Mictlan:
The underworld. Most people who die travel to Mictlan. To travel to the kingdom, you have to go through nine levels, which kinda needs dogs to carry the dead across the river. Same reason as to why Juana is sent dogs. (Fun fact: Depending in the color of the dog, they would act different. Yellow ones would just carry the soul, white ones would refuse cause they just washed themselves, and black dogs would refuse cause they just swum the river.)
[7] Mictlantecuhtli:
Lord of the Dead, king of Mictlan. Thereâs nothing much to say about him; he just simply tried to maintain order in the kingdom and was kinda of an asshole to other gods. Thereâs a whole myth about other Gods wanting to repopulate Earth, and him going âNuh uhâ until QuetzalcĂłatl gets tired of him and steals the human bones from Mictlan lol.
[8] Tlalocan:
The afterlife of the Nectar. Better known as the water paradise, where those who died through drowning (or anything associated with rain for that matter) go. I read somewhere that thereâs a theory of Trump dying because he drown in his own tears, so thatâs why he was invited by Tlaloc.
[9] Tlaloc:
The God of rain, associated as the giver of life. The flower Tagetes Lucida are kind of like the CempasĂșchil, and are his symbol.
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youtube
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perhaps a bit careless of me to be recommending something i haven't watched in nearly 20 years, as my understandings have grown much since then, but im going to do it anyway. back in the day, before 3 hour video essays were a thing, we had documentaries. i recommend The Battle of Chile: The Struggle of an Unarmed People. it's a divided into several seperate films, and covers the US backed fascist coup against the democratically elected socialist president of Chile. it's available on the internet archive, here
https://archive.org/details/the-battle-of-chile
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Not surrender, 'till death. 21 de mayo, 1879.
"Hundimiento de la Esmeralda con sus tripulantes en el Combate Naval de Iquique"
Pintor: NicolĂĄs GuzmĂĄn Bustamante (1850-1928)
Ăleo sobre tabla.
#batalla naval#combate naval#battle#sinking ship#chile#iquique#art#painter#painting#guerra del pacifico#21 de mayo de 1879
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