#the bars

[chronivore]

[blackskorpi0n]

THIS THIS THIS IMMEDIATELY THE FIRST SONG THAT CAME TO MIND!!! honestly more than one janelle monae song comes to mind 😭❤️

OOOUUUUUU!!!!!! MY EARS HAVE BEEN BLESSED!!!!!!

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[into-the-groove]

favorite photo of all time not even joking

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[citizen-zero]

WIBTA for taking advantage of my boss’ possible manic episode?

I know this already sounds bad but hear me out.

So I (30M) am the sole employee of this guy (62M) who’s honestly just a miserable boss and an even more miserable person. It sucks so bad working for him—the pay is horrendous, he’s verbally abusive, and the working conditions are awful (in the winter I literally have to stay bundled up the whole work day because he refuses to put the heat on in the office). He wouldn’t even give me holidays off if it wasn’t for the fact that there’s basically nothing to do those days because everywhere else is closed. I’m almost positive he unironically thinks poor people should die if they can’t work. His nephew (aka his only living relative and just the nicest guy) came by yesterday to invite him to Christmas dinner and he told him he’d see him in hell.

I cannot stress this enough—it’s BAD. I’d quit, but it’s been hard finding a better job and I’ve got four kids at home, including one with special needs.

Anyway, so here’s where I’m wondering if I’d be the asshole. Today was Christmas Day and he showed up at my house out of nowhere (huge red flag, I know). At first I thought he’d forgotten I had the day off and he was here to chew me out, which was worrying enough, but then his whole demeanor changed and he was super happy and excited and talking about how he was going to raise my salary. He even mentioned possibly making me a partner in the firm.

Now if that was it, I’d feel a little weird about the suddenness of it but it’d be fine. I’m not going to complain about having more money to feed my family. But then he started talking about how he wanted to pay our mortgage off. He talked about wanting to pay for our son to get the very expensive medical care that’s probably going to save his life. He mentioned at one point that he was going to be donating a huge amount of money to charity too—I knew he was rich but it staggered me. All this from a guy who doesn’t (didn’t?) even want to turn on the heat or the lights because it costs too much money.

It was such a sudden and drastic change that happened very literally overnight and now I’m kind of concerned he’s having a manic episode or something. I really, really want to accept his sudden generosity (I probably will; my wife is all for it and thinks he owes it to us), and I would love to believe that he’s truly had a sudden change of heart (an actual Christmas miracle lol) but I’m just worried about the possible consequences of accepting huge financial gifts like this from someone who I believe might be experiencing some kind of break from reality. Even if there’s nothing legally wrong with it, I’m worried about the ethics of it.

TLDR, my asshole boss might be in the middle of a mental breakdown. WIBTA if I accepted his offer to pay off my mortgage and my son’s medical expenses?

[sadmages]

Having ocs is fucked up they make you wake up and think stuff like what if i learn to code in renpy and make this into a visual novel. Who said that

[seokminfilm]

hellooooo!!! hope you are doing well! so um :') if you happen to still take requests.. i had this little thought and I wonder how you would interpret it through your beautiful writing... aaaahhh

so you buy a new shampoo and it smells really nice, and you try it out that night and when you're about to begin blow drying your hair, seokmin walks into the bathroom and notices the smell of your new shampoo and is hooked- like wrapping his arms around you from behind and cutely inhaling the scent with his chin rested atop your shoulder saying stuff like "you smell so pretty.. what's this?" aAHHhdhdhf and he just starts running his fingers through your hair and blow dries it for you and just can't get over how pretty your hair looks and smells (lovey dovey flirty seokmin :'))

p.s. i can't stop thinking about your last post mary janes *dreamy sigh*

p.p.s. i may have bought a new shampoo today lol

IAM CRYING I" MGKLNSEKLUAIOENSLK YOU GEINUS STOP IA SLKTOPS ELNKG YOU RAHAHHAHAH THISIS SO GETTING DONE and awwwwwwwwwww I'm glad you liked mary janes! i had SO MUCH fun writing that 🙏 kindergarten teacher seokmin is my new agenda

[seabeck]

Barred owl

[botanyshitposts]

if i had a partner i would wake them up right now and i would say babe wake up im thinking about the plants that went extinct in the kt boundary comet blast again. babe the world has ended 1 million times and i want to grieve for every single one of them and its really messed up except for immediately after the kt extinction event when the ferns had so much sex they left an observable stripe of spore-dense matter fossilized in the rock forever, like that part was kinda funny. i think i have a stmoach ulcer again btw

[kendyroy]

Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

[shortmexicangirl]

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

[noxious-fennec]

I love how being obsessed with livestreamed Minecraft role play for a period of my life has granted me access to seemingly endless interpersonal dramas I can tap into at 7 in the morning. Ex-girlfriend at the function pov

[lasaraconor]

Kidd Gorgeous - Nightfish