#the back widow movie

[le-regrems]

Me talking about black Widow despite not being asked about it par 3.

So like I announced earlier this part is precisely about red room in movie.

Firstly, I can't possibly the only person wondering why is it in the sky, it's not practical at all. Satellites still would have noticed a huge flying base, and airplanes would fly near by, it probably even could have been spotted from ground. Let's not even talk about the shape of this thing, because it looks ridiculous. If it was supposed to make me feel intimidated then it failed, and if was supposed to look cool it also failed.

Who is Dreykov? He doesn't exists in comics why would they decide to create a new character, couldn't they use ones from comics? Wipping lion, the real Shoshtakov, one of random human traffickers, hydra, iron man, government? It would have been much more convenient. Why they didn't speak Russian is beyond my comprehension but it probably isn't that important, it just gets on my nerves. I also am mad that some characters haven't been shown, like Madam B, Ivan Petrovich, Nicolai, Bucky, Wolverine, Madam hydra, or recluse.

Not directly connected to the topic but the plot of the movie was really poorly written, h

I appreciate using pheromone thingy from "black widow: the things they said about her" comic.

What is illogical for me is not using literally anything that was shown in aou in Nats flashback, it's a pity, honestly they were pretty good, not great but still good.

Why they changed taskmaster's gender I don't understand, normally I wouldn't care but it would be totally awesome to see Natasha kick ass of another men, especially one well known in comic community and not especially weak. I guess Disney is to scared of letting us have Black Widow kick butts of important male characters and show that women also can have dope superheroes.

[bromcommie]

Have you ever had someone take your brain and play?

[manny-jacinto]

i was reading kiefer sutherland’s wikipedia and he passed one of the lead roles from my own private idaho to go skiing instead 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[swedenis-h]

She she she!

[seventeendeer]

merry almost christmas, remember that holiday movie Klaus that came out some years back with the gorgeous hybrid 2D-3D animation and the revolutionary lighting techniques and the varied and interesting character designs and the beautiful environments and the stellar cinematography, that no one ever talks about or even seems to remember anymore because the writing was so devastatingly 2000's direct-to-dvd disney sequel it somehow dragged the quality of this potential masterpiece down to "just kind of mid"

just watched it again, actually significantly more fun/coherent if you turn it off halfway through and imagine it's all just healthy community building and gay sex from that point on

[funforahermit]

I know I'm several years late, but... why didn't they make Black Widow a good movie? 🥺

[nancywheeeler]

look i am delighted marvel is finally in the find out stage after they fucked around and completely over-saturated the market but i can't help noticing it is always, always, always the female-led projects bearing the brunt of the criticism and just left out to dry by disney

[universalcaffination]

Visited a local antiques place, found this in the basement

Why on God's green earth is kirk twice as wide as he should be

Here's Kirk's section, longest of any entry at three pages. Fun fact! In his "known relatives" section, seven of the eight names listed are dead (:

Clearly this is written before the tng movies were being considered, since his entry has a happy ending exploring on the enterprise again! @1shirt2shirtredshirtdeadshirt I believe you were confused about a second five year mission? It's referenced here as well

And... oh

What's this?

Gee, thanks (:

[phantoms-rain]

Rewatching Black Widow and the dynamic between Nat Melina Yelena and Alexei….

The Avengers really ain’t give a shit about Natasha and I’m mad she died for them hoes 🤣

[bugwolfsstuff]

An extremely cringy fic (more like paragraph. I passed out before I could write more) i wrote about Clintasha (Black Widow x Hawkeye from marvel) when I was like 12 (?) while I had a fever is currently haunting my brain right now.

All yall need to know about it is that it had Tony saying:

"Clint you 'hulked smashed her'".

And that says everything.

[nostalgia-tblr]

For anyone keeping track (no one), I have started watching the first Avengers film (MCU not the 60s TV show) but only while eating lunch so it's gonna take a while. So far Nick Fury has been assembling the Avengers (the film was initially released in the UK as Avengers Assemble - because of that 60s TV show - but it's not called that on D+ so I'm calling it what the Americans called it, just FYI) even though there's not yet anything for them to avenge as That Suit Guy (j/k I know his name too!!) isn't dead yet, and now they're on THE FUCKING VALIANT FROM DR WHO and I assume we're gonna continue assembling for a while as they're not all there yet.

MEANWHILE Loki (who is neither an alligator nor a woman in this???) is in a SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR with a bunch of his stans who are... idk something technobabble that involves irridium and anti-protons. He is there looking for the tesseract on behalf of ???? who I know will be revealed 47 films from now as... no, wait, it wasn't, was it? That was just announced on a website or something? So it could be LITERALLY ANYONE. The Avengers (in-progress) also seem to be after that thing, but I have already forgotten why everyone is wanting it, assuming it was mentioned (it probably was).

Thor hasn't shown up yet, but Arrows Hawkeye is working as a Loki Stan and there's Steve Rogers and THE HULK and The Only Woman One, whose power is that she's a Cold War assassin (??) and I think this one is the film where she gets called a cunt (!) and honestly I am not sure which of the men she's getting officially shipped with, I think Arrows Hawkeye though? Fairly sure, as the alternative is that a man and a woman like each other as people but not in a lusty way, which would never happen obviously. (Hey I may ship mostly het* pairings but I don't always like it!)

Based on the Valiant (if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) I am guessing that the film ends with Loki dying in Thor's arms romantically but then I remembered that I know it can't because one of Loki got kidnapped from... either the end of this film or the start of the next one or POSSIBLY just from a later film's time-travel bit (???) but like... maybe they've edited this film secretly and I was right after all? But nobody else has watched it on Disney + recently so nobody knows yet? IT COULD HAPPEN.

Not sure what to make of this film so far, a lot's been going on yet also not much has been going on, and the one I like best so far (Suit Guy) is gonna die (NOT EVEN IN THOR'S ARMS ROMANTICALLY) and god Iron Man really hasn't aged well now that we have that one tech billionaire being a twat in public all the time to remind us what such people tend to be like. WHERE IS THOR????

*I say het but everyone in everything is bisexual, I know this because I thought of it and announced it on tumblr and will now say "I don't make the rules" to make it an objective FACT. I don't make the rules!!!

[hinotorihime]

just watched winter soldier for the first time.... i would not i think go so far as to say i liked it. it was a decent movie with some cool shots, and a good deal of both genuine pathos and actual character development, which i wasn't expecting from a marvel movie tbh! it was actually quite cool how the movie's fundamentally a spy thriller, full of people being twisty—and then there's steve "captain america" rogers who moves through the world in straight lines

the eye of the duck was definitely the conversation about trust and identity between steve and natasha in the car btw

unfortunately marvel really likes their car crashes and really likes shooting them at a very specific camera angle that happens to mirror almost exactly what my point of view of getting t-boned last fall looked like, so that was rough; there was another particular spot that unexpectedly triggered me hard; and goddamn it, i am still so pissed off that the big twist was Secret Nazis. because obviously an american government agency would never do this kind of shit unless it was infiltrated by Secret Nazis.

overall 5/10, decent movie, will probably never watch again

[a-space-for-mimi]

Reminding myself to just "do the next thing" like what Elizabeth Elliott did during her times of suffering.

[figures4fun]

Doc Brown Saves The Avengers!

[fingertipsmp3]

Had an absolutely wild dream last night

[ambreiiigns]

first tiger & bunny movy was so cute i'm gonna die. i don't think the people who made it wanted me to use the word cute but it's cute