#the baby blorbos love each other 🥺

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Red Cliff Part One Thoughts

I really like the style/design (idk proper terminology) whatever. The sets and the locations! The cinematography. It's all really pretty!

My heart was breaking in literally the very first scene with Emperor Xian and the little birdie and he looked so happy for a single second in his miserable life and then Cao Cao came in and he just went... deflate :(

Speaking of Cao Cao.. he didn't really do it for me. He lacked a certain chaotic pizzazz that I think Cao Cao should have. Like he was just Some Guy who occasionally went into Cartoon Villian mode and it was just a bit... bleh. He looked ok though.

Zhuge Liang is kinda cute and I like his energy. His introduction was fun with the way they had him lying in the grass. Looks-wise he doesn't really fit my image of him (i can't deal with his hair being up all the time for a start) but he's still Blorbo™

ZHAO YUN BABY RESCUE ZHAO YUN BABY RESCUE. I didn't initially know the movie covered Changban but I'm SO glad it does.

Also. He got to cuddle Liu Bei 🥺🥰 (who, I might add, DID NOT YEET HIS SON!!!)

Actually Liu Bei really was just a cute old dad in this 💗

We haven't seen much of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei but I like that Zhang Fei seems to actually have braincells. It's a nice change. Also the scene with Guan Yu reading to the kids towards the end is so fucking cute.

I was a bit confused about Sun Quan already being styled as a prince because I was sure that didn't happen until later? but maybe i'm wrong. He's kinda hot.

I found it a bit weird that Zhuge Liang could just walk up into his face like that because it feels a bit inappropriate to do that to a prince you have literally only just met?

Where is Ziyu? Where is my son??

ZHOU YU??? I HAVE to talk for a long time about Zhou Yu. To me this portrayal is like, the Real™ Zhou Yu. I mean don't get me wrong, I enjoy the petty, competitive little bitch that he often gets portrayed as thanks to Luo Guanzhong, but this dude? He's charming. He's kind. I fell so in love with him. Sure in an ideal world he'd have been more of a prettyboy in the face but hey you can't have everything, and he was still kinda handsome. With a gorgeous smile :)

Oh yeah and the way they introduce him by fixing the flute for that kid. I was like THAT'S HIM THAT'S MY NERD. My HEART.

The romantic and sexual tension between these two is off the charts

They go to see Zhou Yu's pretty wife Xiao Qiao and Zhuge Liang helps her deliver a baby horse... just... because? And they gaze lovingly at each other a bit more

And then they go into a darkened room to have sex play a duet while Xiao Qiao and Lu Su watch on awkwardly.

Then Sun Quan's baby sister Xiaomei shows up and asserts herself as the obligatory Sword Girl™. She insists on being involved in all the action and battle scenes. Which, well, fine I guess. At least she was historically into swords.

Anyway they go hunting and we have to watch a guy almost get eaten by a tiger.

Speaking of girls, after this we have to watch Zhou Yu have ACTUAL sex with his wife (possibly to try and make us forget about his chemistry with Zhuge Liang). Which is fine, I guess. But Xiao Qiao has been pretty much a cardboard cut-out Pretty Wife for most of this. She doesn't have anything inspiring or valuable to say. They don't even mention that she's a good musician too!

Off they all go back to meet Liu Bei + Crew again and they all become FRIENDS and it turns into a really cute buddy movie between Wu and Shu. Liu Bei is WEAVING SHOES.

There's a little bit of dick-measuring, but mostly they all get on and it's cute :)

Then there's a bit long battle or whatever. The most notable moment being Zhou Yu PULLING THE ARROW OUT OF HIS SHOULDER OH GOD WHYYYYY. NOO. WHY WOULD YOU RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD MOVIE WITH THAT

And then they have a big banquet and Sun Quan decides NOW is the perfect time to propose a marriage between his baby sister and that pathetic old Liu Bei. So she seals Liu Bei's accupoints.

The difference between Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang's reactions to this is very befitting of their characters I think lmao

Cao Cao continues to be a horny vanilla old dick. Zhuge Liang and Xiaomei play with pigeons and have a cute chat. Which feels good to me because I always saw Liangliang as the type that properly respects women.

Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu have a final little chat where they're like "oh gosh I really hope we don't become enemies :(:(:( " and then that's the end!!

[fantomette22]

OK WAIT NOW I GOTTA ASK

I wanna know your favs, your blorbos, your special little guys for each of the following:

Kingdom Hearts (I think I know already but in all of the games over all….)

Dark Souls (Now that you played and enjoyed it 😈)

Final Fantasy 7 (I genuinely don’t know for this one)

Dark Souls 2 (I have a hunch…but….)

OK!

KH : Of course dear Brain is my fav <3 Really obscure secondary character of the freaking gacha mobile game XD

But also well I really like the main characters of course aka Sora, Riku & Kairi. But of course all the other big trios (yeah the Disney charac too!). Really like Lauriam & Elrena as well. Really young Xehanort too 🥺😭 (I see vision Nomura! I understand why it's your fav now! Really it's like... he's the same as baby sephiroth I SWEAR!)

FF7: Well I kinda love all the main party of course <3 Zack too and lil Marlene. Hm but more precisely? hm Idk I guess Cloud and Tifa & Aerith especially? (That remind me how I keep forgetting to post some shitpost XD about how our best girls can cause bi awakening lmao but it's more like a joke I guess x) maybe...)

Dark Souls : Solaire, Fair lady & Kirk (really like them!) Sieglinde and Siegmeyer, Andre & ya know the kinder npcs, Artorias & co (with Sif, Ciaran, Hawkeye...Elisabeth), The dark moon knightess & Priscilla & Gwyndolin

DS2: Shanalotte of course, Shalquoir a bit too XD ALVA AND ZULLIE MY BELOVED, mostly all the "good" npcs in Majula (Rosabeth etc), Alsanna & Ivory king <3 all the squad of brume tower too

[pinkyjulien]

🟨 Then n' Now - High Voltage edition ⚡

Yoinking @arcandoria's idea and making one of those before/after post focused on the babies💛 motivated by AND motivating @elvenbeard to do the same 😌🤏

This will be both a VP and Modding journey 👉

▶ December 2020

━ "No mods, we die VP like men!"

AKA open up PhotoMode and get as close as you can to your fav, playing with angles while getting the camera stucks in the surrounding 80% of the time and trying to make the characters look at each others in a "natural" way 👀

▶ early 2021

━ "I learned how to app swap and I cannot be stopped"

I got into modding because/thanks to Mitch 🤠 and the first thing I did was to .app swap him into all of the romance scenes 😩🤏 My BIG MODDER GOAL back then was to have Him and Valentin in the panzer scene, meaning I needed to find a way to:

Swap Valentin into Panam's place

Swap Mitch into V/Player's place

Unlock the camera / have a true free-roam experience

and also remove all of the HUD and green filter

I was just a tiny dude with Big Dreams 👀

▶ first half 2021

━ "I can change clothes now! AKA OOC-fest"

Ugh. JHGFHJGHFJ

Looking back at some of the stuff I did before legit gives me so much icks now 💀 the joy and freedom of being a simp with fresh modding power, you just Do Stuff because You Can! Who cares if the character turns extremly OOC, right? keeping them for the memories 🤭

▶ first half 2021

━ "ReShade? What's a ReShade"

My first month of playing around with Reshade! Everything was way too saturated, too bright or too dark- but it was new and exciting! Experimenting with more swapping, more photomode-posing 🤏

▶ July 2021

━ "the Modding High"

Camera unlocks, Player Replacer, FixSwaps, Bi River trick, Blur Remover, Facial expressions for V, Swap to Everyone... my peak as a modder still to this day ngl

I achieved all I ever wanted, did the mods I needed to be able to smooch Mitch and have my canon panzer scene 🧡 (cannot showcase it here on Tumblr for hornyjail reason)

The "bi river" trick was involving CyberCat, an old save editor software that allowed you to swap V presets! You had to launch the romance scene with River as a fem V, then save at the start of it using the "Save Anytime" mod, edit your save file by swapping in your Male V preset, and Voila~ you had a Masc V in the River scene :D

▶ August 2021

━ "Custom poses Fever"

...and the first true love kisses!

Searching and modding your first poses swaps, then spawning the blorbos in game, timing the expressions and animation correctly and... having them "kiss for real" for the first time 🥺😩 ouugghh IT HITS! It hits so good!

From there, the rest of 2021 was focused on playing around with custom poses and exploring my own canon; giving new canon-compliant appearances to Mitch and Valentin, doing VP comics... also exploring some AUs and doing special occasion outfits, like Halloween!

▶ 2022

━ "I can create my own story"

I focused a lot on my own canon in 2022, via comics and photoset exploring what happens to both Mitch and Valentin's respective past and shared future together

Modding was also a big part of the year! There wasn't any big breakthrough other than the scenerid extract for custom poses, which allowed me to finally use the amazing tender animations from the Judy scene in my boys tent 🤭

▶ 2023

━ "Still here"

There will always be new exciting way of exploring and creating content for my babes- the knowledge of custom made poses allowing us for even more angst, tenderness, passion!

and I'm looking forward to it all 🥺🧡

Those years's been a whole creative journey~ and it's thanks to those two, my blorbos, my beloved stinkies, that I'm the modder and photographer that I am now!

Who knows where they'll take me next 💛😊

[idlenight]

hmmmm...what about mortum for the character bingo? and aurrie already asked river so maybe maxwell too?

going to smushing these together for dr mortum.

WOMEN in S.T.E.M. BABY. Dr mortum isn't my ultimate blorbo, but i fucking love her so much she's River's best friend they nerd out about tech together and they care about each other 🥺. I also LIVE for all the mortumstep I see out there and i especially live for @dorkousloris mortummjulita poly <3.

as for Maxwell:

they're just a huge bitch and i love that about them. quietly plotting your murder.... needs to be kicked in the shins a little. Maxwell is just a fallen hero OC at this point they aren't even a sidestep to me just a horrid little ex-hero now villain. love that for them, living their best life <3.

[ryttu3k]

Astarion, Wyll, and Shart for the chara meme? :3c

[send me a character]

Under the cut! Spoilers for all three of their arcs.

Astarion

First impression: …tragically, it was "oh hey, he's the dude that fucked a bear." That was where I first learned of BG3. It was… memorable.

Impression now: My baby. What a shitbag. Needs a hug and possibly a slap upside the head. Meet me in the pit, Cazador. Blorbo of the year.

Favourite moment: Discovering the dungeons in Cazador's palace. Dude's going through the first four stages of grief all at the same time and Neil Newbon sells it. …That, or, "W~ell, apPARently there's a limit. Somewhere between a ~nice summer's day~ and the fuLL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN! *deep breath* [Astarion disapproves]"

Idea for a story: I have a whole list of the fuckers, but one I've been tentatively noodling at is an AU where a god does, in fact, answer him. Namely, Lathander. By the time he meets the rest of the Tadfools, he's been a Cleric of Lathander for about a century, and, yes, is also a vampire spawn. It's okay he and Lathander have an understanding.

Unpopular opinion: He was a Sun Elf. I know they're rare I know he's almost certainly a Moon Elf based on his hair colour and living in Baldur's Gate but I will die on this hill that he was a freckled, gold-eyed Sun Elf for the tragedy, okay. Ties in with the above story idea, too. He just loves the sun 😭

Favourite relationship: I have five OTPs for this jerk. Five.

Favourite headcanon: He's going to discover a talent for creativity and crafting. Embroidery and making perfumes and fragrances, yes, but also he's going to get quite into sketching, origami, all sorts of stuff. Post-game, he'd totally have a craft room.

Wyll

First impression: Designated hero, probably would be the main character without a Tav/Durge.

Impression now: Designated hero, probably would be the main character without a Tav/Durge, complete with all the complexity and fucked-up-ness (positive) that implies <3 He's still very much A Hero but he's definitely more complicated than just A Hero.

Favourite moment: Meeting Karlach face to face and realising Mizora has deceived him. He knows he's going to have to defy her and he's goddamn terrified but he barely even hesitates to do the right thing and keep Karlach safe.

Idea for a story: Ooh man I have one bobbing around about Wyll seeing Astarion's scars and realising he recognises them. Inspiration for wanting to save people, versus the helplessness of being all of sixteen years old at the time.

Unpopular opinion: Honestly I still go back and forward between reconciling with his father. On the one hand, I like seeing them move on and heal. On the other hand, he was seventeen years old Ulder you absolute fuck.

Favourite relationship: With Karlach. Probably due to design since their stories are interwoven, but I love how they just go from like… him being dedicated to killing her, to being so ride or die for each other that Wyll is willing to go to the Hells for her - and that Karlach is willing to go back somewhere she's said she'd rather die to return to, solely because Wyll promises he'll be there with her 🥺

Favourite headcanon: While chatting idly to Volo in the Elfsong, he learns Volo has that prosthetic eye handy. After breaking the pact with Mizora, Wyll approaches Volo and asks if… maybe he could have it, and replaces the stone Sending Stone eye with the Ersatz Eye instead. It's a hell of a relief.

Shadowheart

First impression: The Mean Girl tbh

Impression now: She is baby. Let her grow night orchids and feed pocket mice.

Favourite moment: Reunion with her parents ;_; I goddamn cried. Let her make her own choice and she let them go; when I do a Shadowheart Origin run she's going to choose them to survive and will get so many hugs.

Idea for a story: Got a silly little slice of life thing about getting frustrated at her hair getting tangled so easily in the wilderness, and Halsin teaching her some herblore for hair care. Alternatively, swimming lessons!

Unpopular opinion: Not sure if it's unpopular, but I find her the most unlikeable character in act 1 and a lot of act 2. I know a lot of it is her upbringing, and there are moments of sweetness (like with the night orchid), but otherwise she just kind of annoys me.

Favourite relationship: With Lae'zel. They instantly and immediately clash. They're also extremely similar, in that they both grew up in cult-like surrounds led by dangerous figures, and have to learn to find their own paths after breaking away from those surrounds in absolutely heart-wrenching circumstances. I think once they realise that, they'll start to develop a ridiculously close bond.

Favourite headcanon: She tended to avoid the full moon just because of its association with Selune. The first time she intentionally sits and communes with the moon at night, it'll trigger her first transformation going Full Werewolf and she will be quite surprised.

[bellysoupset]

🍜 Dear soup,

For Sickness Sunday, what are your OCs pain tolerances like?

💕,

Wussifer

Hi @wussifer! Happy delayed Sickness Sunday, I think we should all get used to the fact I'll never answer things in a timely manner 🙈 I'm sorry

Alright for my blorbos in order from highest pain tolerance to lowest:

Vince - THE highest pain tolerance from the group. It's very very difficult to have Vin cry from pain, he'll suck up anything. Cramps get to him, but that's not because of the pain itself, its mostly because they mess up his emotional side. Like we saw in the car accident, he will absolutely try to walk off a concussion and broken ribs.

Lucas - Very high pain tolerance, but that does not stop this man from being such a whiny baby about minor stuff. He loves cuddles and he'll play up the amount of pain he feels if it means getting it. That said, if pain gets in the way of something he wants, like a championship or Bell's graduation for example, he'll blissfully ignore it.

Bella - On par with Lucas. She feels more pain than he does, but she whines less, so they kinda balance each other out. Just like Luke though, if it's something serious she'll want to walk it off and if it's something minor she's like 🥺 give me cuddles 🥺

Jonah - King of pragmatism, his pain tolerance is pretty mid range and he doesn't hide things. This doesn't mean he stays put when he's ill, if he has work he'll go to work regardless of knowing and telling Leo he feels like death. He's "it is what it is". I think he feels the same amount of pain as Bella, more than Luke and definitely more than Vin.

Wendy - Pretty low pain tolerance. She's not exactly "whiny" but it's not hard to drive her to tears and she definitely wants cuddles and to be fussed over. In all cases except for tummyaches related to "eating too much". Very specifically that, for example a stomach flu would have Wendy acting as normal, but eating too much and getting consequences brings up her ED past and so she doesn't want Vin or anyone fussing over her because she feels like she's "gross", like its a moral failing on her part.

Leo - This poor dude. The lowest pain tolerance from the group. He's NOT whiny, but everything hurts so much, it's not hard to have him teary eyed, it's not hard to have him nauseous from pain. With Jon more than the others, but Luke and Vin too, he will allow himself to whine, but not with strangers. Which does not mean he won't become a pitiful mess regardless, because he can't control his pain tolerance.

[thewholedamnboulangerie]

hello friends it’s going incurably critically insane o’clock ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

THE FULL INTRO IS BACK OH WE LOVEEEEEE TO SEE IT

…Laia Costa is SO early in the cast credits WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

moiraine and lanfear………. powerful homoeroticism I really enjoyed it. I realise that this is not a very original statement but it’s the only one I have sufficient brainpower for rn

THE IMPLICIT POLY AOL VIBES IM GOING TO EAT MY ENTIRE ARM

THE BRAID???? HOLY FUCK RENNA NEEDS TO SUFFER TIMES ONE BILLION

GODDDDDDDD ISHAMAEL SETTING UP MAT TO KILL RAND IS SENDING ME FULLY AROUND THE TWIST

ohhhhh I knew it was coming but “you have always been my better” still made me literally cry 😭😭😭

ANSBCNSNSNDNFNFNGN THEY REALLY SAID WE ARE GOING TO HEIST THE HORN OF VALERE AND WE ARE GOING TO DO IT ENTIRELY OFFSCREEN. like okay I don’t like it but if we can’t have 10 episodes I do have to respect the sheer audacity of that Narrative Choice. though also: WHOMST was the lady from Cairhien. and of even greater importance: was she played by Laia Costa???????

(I assume it was ~Selene~ but like. we are in Laia Costa tunnel vision modus fuckin operandi)

oh Loial my BELOVED 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

wait whatttttt no turok duel OR darkfriend reveal for Ingtar?????? bro we are speedrunning this city

“they were best friends” listen we know two out of the three were fucking so if we’re describing all three in the same way I will not be held responsible for the conclusions I draw tyvm

SIX OF THEM

SIX OF THEM

HEL FUCKING LO

ITS TIME FOR MORE FORSAKEN BABEYYYYY GOD I CANNOT WAITTTTTTTT TO SEE THE REST OF MY EVIL BLORBOS

(admittedly I’m only far enough through the books to have encountered Graendal a grand total of once thus far and also I don’t actually give much of a fuck about Sammael yet but oooooooh my god when Asmodean and Moghedien show up it WILL be over for me bitches)

wait omfg is Lanfear staging this entire drama as a distraction so she can release all the remaining forsaken while ishy and rand are too busy fighting each other to stop her oh fuck meeeeee I’m gonna go in ZANE

THE PHYSICAL RUSH OF ADRENALINE I FELT SEEING MAT MAKE A BLADED QUARTERSTAFF OUT OF THE DAGGER WHILE THE S1 TWO RIVERS MUSIC PLAYED MY GODDDDDDDD

IM JUST CONSTANTLY SCREAMING NOW FR

MAT IN THE SAME LOCATION AS THE HORN… HRRRRRRRRR

no sign of rand for a hot second 👀

HOLY FUCK EGWENEEEEEEEEE

HE’S GOT SHIT HAIR BUT HE’S ALIVE AJSNCNSNSNDNFNDJDNFNFNDJNDNDN

MAT WITH THE HORN THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

“…Two Rivers???” SPECTACULAR

NOOOOOOOOOO NONONONONO I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT THIS IS STILL THE ABSOLUTE WORST

OH GOD OhH FUCK I RECOGNISE THE START OF THAT SCORE IM ABOUT TO GO FUCKING FERAL

MAT LEADING THE CHARGE WITH THE MANETHEREN BATTLE CRY OOOOOOOOOH GOD THATS MY FUCKING BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I SPY BIRGITTE!!!!! AHHHHHHH SHEEEEEEEEEE

UNO!! FUCK YES

nynaeve saying that egwene needs elayne not her… oh my god are we getting a full main babies towertop avengers assemble moment im gonna fucking evaporate

ALSO WE HAVENT SEEN MOIRAINE IN A HOT SECOND………. HMMMMMMM!!

I KNEW WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN OOOOOOOH I FUCKING KNEW IT AND I AM STILL. LOSING MY MINDDDDDDD

THE CRADLING. THE CRADLING. THERE IS A TRULY EXCEPTIONAL LEVEL OF HOMOEROTICISM HAPPENING HERE ON EVERY LEVEL

EGWENE’S BATTLE MUSIC OH MY GOD MY GIRL YESSSSSS GO NUCLEAR MY LOVE

SCREAMING AT THIS AVENGERS ASSEMBLE COMBINATION FATED SOULMATES FIRST MEETING CROSSOVER EVENT BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS AVIENDHA GET MY GIRL IN HERE!!!!!!!

SHRIEKINGGGGGGGG AT THE (almost) ENTIRE CREW BEING RIGHT BEHIND RAND IN HIS BIG MOMENT

OH GOD OH MY GOD ITS HER SHES FUCKING HERE

AHSBCBFB OKAY I HAD IT BACKWARDS BUT FUCKING SCREAM???????? THATS HERRRRRR THATS MY CREEPY PATHETIC BABYGIRL HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT

“All five of them” uh huh. uh huh. uh huh. any- any of them in particular??? perchance??? huh moggy???

AND CLOSING WITH A NEW VARIANT ON MAT’S THEME OHHHHHHH AND IF I SOBBBBBBB

[kallistcs]

my favourite detail is that you CARE about and incorporate the details so wonderfully. each of your characters is nuanced and unique. I think about the intricacies of ganymede's character, his interactions with others, his emotions, and I know that you can pinpoint the reasoning to an exact moment or experience. I see the way Adonis deals with and acknowledges his past in various ways, however small it might be in the moment, and it's honestly just incredible to behold

🥺Thank youuuu omg.

The details are of course what all of us love to eave in but - yess. It's just so much fun to dig into all his experiences and what they might have led to. For both of them, but (': Ganymede especially he's my baby boy and most precious blorbo hehe.

[baileyboo2016]

opinion on hyrule (im so sorry about this i just want to read an entire essay right now)

Hyrule. where do i even begin. he is literally my baby bear my littol cinnamon roll babey boy baby and the sweetest little blorbo around. he is somehow underrated in the lu fandom like what is the reason?? he has the floofiest hair and i want to squish his littol face so bad (/affec) and run my fingers through his floofy hair and pick like little weed flowers from someone’s yard and stick them in his hair so he can twirl with the flower and make a daisy chain because i know he would be good at that. he is a horrible cook but that’s okay because cooking isn’t for everyone! also like you can’t go wrong with a blorbo who can LITERALLY TURN INTO A FAIRY. like COME ON. and he can use his magic to heal people and when he does so his hands GLOW?? like THAT IS SO COOL???? also he is willing to risk his own life to heal another link because he can’t let them suffer knowing he could have helped. like that is a pretty darn good heart you have there, rulie. he went through so much and survived great horrors (i mean he literally has a blood curse) and he still does everything for his family. also any fanfics when he passes out from magic exhaustion and wakes up in another links arms turns me into FERAL WILD CHILD. LIKE WATCH OUT BAILEY JUST READ A RULIE WHUMP FANFIC. also the dynamic between Hyrule and Legend oh my gods i could go on forever. bros will do anything for each other even though when they first met they tried to beat the shit out of each other. like talk about epic character dynamic! rulie is a great explorer even though he gets lost a lot which i don’t blame him for, the woods can get a little confusing sometimes.

TL:DR I LOVE RULIE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹🥹

[jocelynships]

Positive Vibes coming your way babe!! You're amazing, a wonderful artist, and an even better human being!! Life has dealt you a shitty hand in the past but guess what?? Even when shit got tough you pushed through! Cause you're stronger than the negative shit in your life!! Even if you don't feel strong all the time, the fact you wake up and get out of bed everyday just proves it!

You also offered gushing hour so I'm gonna take that lmao

I LOVE THE TURTLES MY GOD!! The Rise boys are. My scrunklies. My blorbos. My babies. My brothers. We annoy each other to shit and yet would also fuck a bitch UP if they hurt one of us. Leo and I go ham on musical theatre. I love listening to Donnie info dump just as much as I love annoying him with weird bullshit. Raphie and I have the best damn cuddle sessions. Mikey loves playing video games with me. I would die for them!! Little brothers my beloveds!!! - @selinas-ships

@selinas-ships

Thank you so much for the kind words, I really appreciate it 🥺💖

AND YESSS THE TURTLES!! They’re such good little brother figures and I love hearing you talk about your relation and dynamics with them so much!!

[burntblueberrywaffles]

My 2023 recap (but it's through all my favorites posts I've made this year)

Part 2! (part 1 here)

Aug 14th

Me @ the prequels haters:

Aug 14th

Aug 18th

He did it for me specifically and I thank him every day ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Aug 20th

Me progressively spiraling in my latest sw posts:

Aug 26th

Discovering you’re ace is wild cause like, you guys were serious when you said you wanted to fuck that character/celebrity?

We weren’t just exaggerating and being silly?? UH???

Aug 27th

Watching the end of ROTS: a moodboard

Aug 30th

Having a R2d2 and C3po cameo might be the laziest form of Star Wars fan service but you know what that shit work my dumbass goes “OMG it’s R2 and threepio 🥺🥺🥺” everytime

Aug 31st

Tumblr staff be like: somehow they’re still using desktop, lets add an evil clown

Aug 31st

“I want the main character to end up with this person, even though I hate one of them who sucks and doesn’t deserve to end up with such a good-”

My brother in Christ call me crazy but I don’t think you actually love this ship. Read an x reader or x OC fanfic at this point jfc.

Sept 4th

Me sending a feedback report to complain every time tumblr makes another idiotic change:

Sept 10th

I’m always so scared to assemble it

Sept 15th

I love doing research, I am not tearing my hair out (lying)

Sept 21st

Im so good at forgetting my blorbo is a child murderer you wouldn’t even believe

Sept 29th

Lowest luminosity setting is not low enough why is my iPhone a fucking beacon of light burning my retina with the force of a thousand suns

Sept 30th

Me every few months:

Oct 4th

Oct 18th

Me reading fanfic titles on ao3 after first becoming a Taylor Swift fan:

Oct 28th

My boy was so sleep deprived this would have fixed him.

Oct 29th

Can’t believe you hate on my ship just because it’s toxic, unhealthy and has disastrous consequences for everyone around them. Grow up. 🙄

Nov 11th

I have beef with TCW Anakin

Nov 14th

When people go “ew why would you be into this ship when it’s toxic and problematic” and I’m just

Sometimes you don’t need another reason than "it makes my brain go brrrrr” it’s fiction babes it doesn’t have to be good or healthy ❤️

Nov 15th

I thought “oh it would be fun to randomly send a kitten picture to this one mutual” and then I went insane 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ sorry about that besties

(this isnt a good post but since i'm making this as a 2023 recap I want to commemorate that time I sent kitties to all the beloved mutuals LOL)

Nov 18th

I love these “what do you most associate with [insert US state]” polls bc my non-American ass is always:

Baby I literally have no idea what you’re talking about ❤️

Nov 17th

hate when people are like “why would Padme be into cringefail Anakin it’s so unrealistic”

Like, um, CLEARLY she saw his pathetic weepy eyes and immediately decided she wanted to fuck that. What’s hard to understand.

Nov 20th

I think when you break up with someone their memory of you should be wiped men in black style thank you

Nov 22nd

Philosphy class be like

Nov 25th

Me when the known mass murderer starts murdering

#you’re telling me my genocidal babygirl is in fact genocidal???

Nov 26th

The thing about philosophy class is that most of these dudes you have to learn about just suck.

“Ohhhh humans only use each other and every relationship is only built on the potential advantages you can get from it” So your heart has never exploded thinking about how much you love your friends?? Sounds like a you problem.

Nov 28th

Snow being judgmental and having a constant sense of superiority…. brother you can’t even buy a new shirt HUMBLE YOURSELF

Nov 28th

Me starting the Ballad of songbirds and snakes and reading snow’s inner monologue: this guy sucks lmao I will NOT be rooting for him and Lucy Gray to be together 🙅‍♀️

Snow:

Me: oh goddamn it

Dec 1st

“I liked this thing before it was cool!“ Boohoo you’re not special. You just stumbled upon it before other people, congratulations.

"I still like this thing after it was cool, now that public opinion has shifted from being overly positive to considering it bad and cringe” now that takes strength. Courage. Who I aspire to be.

Dec 3rd

Snow: is always nice to Sejanus, helps him distribute food to the tributes, offers him a seat, gives him advice, CALLS HIM HIS FRIEND, save his life-

Also Snow: wtf this bitch thinks we’re friends????

#babyboy you are so stupid

Dec 4th

Me when I see my friend sadposting: I will smother you with kisses and love. Do you need me to kill someone btw

Also me, when I’m sad posting and friends send me encouragements: Friend??? 🥺 Friend cares about me??? 🥺🥺 friend wants to cheer me up? 🥺🥺🥺

Dec 7th

Tumblr rn feels like a landlord trying to make its tenant leave by not fixing shit and cutting utilities, but unfortunately for everyone involved, I am a rat

Dec 10th

No but seriously no one should try being tumblr famous, this website is for one thing only, and that’s having a silly time with your friends and mutuals 😤

Dec 12th

If your mutuals don’t say hi in the tags when they reblog one of your popular posts from someone else then what is it all for

Dec 12th

“Ew liking unhealthy ships is so toxic-”

“Actually toxic ship are INTERESTING unlike those boring healthy ships that have no flavour-”

Meanwhile me, who can appreciate and enjoy any ship dynamics:

Dec 18th

I’m like an old man shouting at clouds except I’m a 20 years old trying to make everyone listen to La Lumière by pomme asdagshdjfk

#I don’t think anyone is buying what I’m selling but I shall keep trying 😔

Dec 20th

Snow when being friendly to Sejanus results in becoming friends with Sejanus

#bro was really like: you’re telling me the person I’ve been treating well and interacting with regularly thinks I’m his friend??? #and that everyone else also think we’re friends???? #like yeah bby that is how friendship works ❤️

[sohmiya]

I haven’t dived into your inbox with hcs for a while & now I’ve realised that they give me such a serotonin boost sooo:

My Frankie x Cy one is the two of them going to Paris together and this picture - x gets taken of them and it ends up being one of Cy’s favourites.

My Miko x Evren hcs are pictures like this - x because Ev’s a hopeless romantic, but also this - x because it’s great to have a mix of aesthetic in a relationship :)

I alsoo have a Léa and Lizzy hc. I see them during the crushing stage like going out together, but with the rest of their team so they know it’s not a date but they end up sticking together the whole time and then one of their teammates takes this - x candid shot of them, and it sends Léa in a frenzy because who else has them smiling like that???

But alsooo, after that ask you sent me about what they’d want in their care packages:

I imagine Frankie and Cy going on a nice picnic date, and there are loads of daisies around and they start making cute daisy chains, and they take some home for Kei and Kenzo.

Ev getting a handwritten note from Miko, I see him keeping it forever. Like it’s in the back of his phone case, or in his back pocket, and when he’s feeling particularly down he reads it and it makes him smile. Plus, when first receiving it I also see him spamming Miko’s phone with texts like, ‘you wrote something for me???’ ‘your handwriting is so nice’ ‘I love it <33’ ‘I love you’ ‘I’m about to FaceTime you and propose’

Because Léa likes nail polish, I imagine her asking Lizzy to do her nails at some point; and they’re sitting together in Lizzy’s room, cross-legged, across from each other and Lizzy’s holding her hand and painting her nails and Léa jokingly says “you’re actually not terrible at this” “you sound surprised” and then Lea’s looking at Lizzy all adoringly and says “you have a way of doing that…surprising me in the best way when I least expect it”—and then they stop, and stare at each other and they’re all ??? because you shouldn't want to kiss, and hold, and tell your teammate how much you like them!!!

stoppp your blorbos give me such serotonin too. i know they would take such good care of me whenever i felt like shit 😪

ok omg DOES CY LIKE MILD PDA????? i always think about how he and frankie would be out in public and like the most pda i could imagine for them was cy putting an arm around her shoulders djfjkdks putting on my thinking cap once again now that i know cy doesn’t mind frankie being clingy in public sometimes 😼🧠 but the image of cy making daisy bracelets will never leave my brain again and omg imagine them giving one to kei and kenzo and cairo’s in the corner just looking at the bracelets that his siblings are getting and frankie uses it as an opportunity to win him over like “made you one too” and gives him his flower chain <333 and OH if cy’s into it, i imagine all of them taking a picture of their hands showing their matching daisy chains 🥹 and when the bracelet eventually breaks, i think frankie would try to dry press the daisies to preserve them and maybe give one to cy in case he doesn’t preserve the ones from his chain 🥰

okok evren and miko 😩💘💘 the “… caught us being mushy” in the first pic shsakskak i can vividly imagine that being milan 😭😭 and whenever ev and miko travel, miko would like vlog certain moments during the trip and evren would probably think it’s for her tiktok or other socials especially when he catches her editing the clips. but really miko’s doing it just for him hehehehehehee ALSO THE SPAM TEXTS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 EV THE CUTEST CUTIE EVER!!!!! no cause if that’s his reaction to getting a handwritten note, miko would keep making them. like leaving sticky notes around his home and if she runs out of post its, she’d text him at random times of the days and if she’s busy or too tired from practice she’d text evren like “hi baby can you go to the bookstore and get me more post its? i will love you forever 🥺” like i can just imagine them having the softest and most wholesome relationship and a competition over who can be the bigger softie despite the amazing sex LMAOOO

and i think the first time miko celebrates evren’s birthday as his gf she’d be so stressed over not only what to give him but also what to write for him (atp i think she already knows evren’s aspiration to be an author and she’d want to reach at least half his writing skills) so her search history would be full of “what to write for your boyfriend’s birthday” “birthday/love letter prompts” “free printable stationery” 😭 and as soon as she gives it to him she says “open it when i’m not here-” but evren’s already started reading the letter so she starts rambling “listen i’m not the best writer so don’t expect too much i just wanted to write you a little something-” then evren starts smiling so miko screams “DONT LAUGH” and before she can go on another tangent evren kisses her to shut her up and tells her he loves it dheehejsjwkawkNEJAKWN 💘💘💘💘😭😭😭😭😭

THE TEAM DINNER PLEASE LIZZY WOULD BE SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT TOO like she would be awake at stupid o clock just staring at the picture giggling blushing kicking her feet and zooming in on lea’s face HDSJSJSJSJ i love my two idiots <333 and the nail polish headcanon…… 🚶🏻‍♀️i really thought that was in the relationship stage until i read the last sentence JDJSJS i literally go insane over l because they exhibit partner behavior in certain situations only to find out it’s pre-relationship stage 😭😭😭😭 ok but IN THE RELATIONSHIP STAGE imagine lizzy sitting in front of lea while doing her nails and lea’s resting her chin on lizzy’s shoulder and like she’s feeling flirty so she starts planting kisses on her shoulder and neck and jsjdjssjKjsjEJSKABSJWJSJ GODDDDD LIZZY WOULD BE SQUIRMING LMFAOOO

[chronic-ghost]

alright I can’t wait because this

The white bathroom door.

This is the moment he realizes that blank door will haunt his nightmares for years to come. What he could have found on the other side. What he nearly does. 

FUCJING DESTROYED ME 😭😭😭😭

Like holy crap this chapter was so so amazing and I think despite the absolute heartbreak, it’s my favourite so far! Just like the emotions??? The intimacy at the beginning and then then everything turning into a war zone.

And then my heart literally sank when Oliver was there and saying all that shit. Oh my god.

Firstly tho, god damn you Chloe. Like, I don’t believe her! If she is pregnant then it’s probably not Dieters… (I hope lmao) or she’s lying because she knows he’s going to leave her otherwise. But girl, you’re not having his baby!! 😂 I can’t wait to see what is actually true and to hate Chloe even more lmao!

But their fight 😭😭😭 so much emotion and aggressions and sadness and hurt. All the freaking hurt in that room in that moment 🥺🥺 my poor little heart!! Poor Natalies heart too because I’m sure you could probably actually hear it break.

But I’m so glad Dieter could call Heidi and she came and helped him 😭😭 and he’s gonna go to rehab for himself and get better for himself and be happy for himself 🥺 and he was nominated for an Oscar!!! 😭 I’m sure it will be such a tough and hard road but I’m glad he has someone there for him!

And Natalie.. 😭😭 I had a feeling something like this was eventually going to happen and while I hate to say it.. maybe it had to. For her to also realise that this isn’t the life she wants to have. That she deserves a better one, a happier one! I’m just so glad she made it through because you could’ve absolutely shredded our hearts right there lmao!

But the way you wrote that, the way Dieter found her. It really was like I could feel his desperation and fear, got my hands all sweaty! It was written so so beautifully and so sad and I legit wanted to cry a bit.

Fuck Oliver obviously, hope you rot in jail 💕

(btw I’m watching the new season only murders in the building and for some reason I always picture that Oliver and it’s absolutely fucking hilarious 😂)

Just.. Aaaaaaah!!! Like this was such a sad and heart breaking chapter but I also feel weirdly hopeful? Like shit went down. Absolute rock bottom and it sucks! But now the only way left is up again, working on rebuilding the rubble and maybe it’s gonna be so so much better then.

Also Natalie finally said she loves him 🥺 I know they’re gonna find their way back to each other eventually and hopefully have their issues and problems worked out so they can finally get to know who the other person really is and love each other even more and better than before 🥺

AND RECOVERY ROAD GOT AN OSCAR! 🎉

Man this was just an amazing chapter and I am so soft for these 2 characters and I just.. sigh

You’re such a brilliant freaking writer! Thank you for sharing 🥺 (also I wasn’t sure where to send this ask so I hope here is okay but if not then the next one will be to your Pedro blog!!! :))))

im having kind of a rough day and this . . . ooof, this got me real good.

aldjfalkadsf i would never do anything to actually hurt Natalie forever, she's come too far. fanfiction is supposed to be fun and i am too much of a wimp to really kill a character forever -- or do something that prevents the blorbos from being happy in the end. this is the lowest the fic will ever get, so you're right! the only way forward is up!

I've been writing fic for years and the scene in the hospital is the only time i've actually made myself tear up. i think it's easy to forget that natalie is 13 years younger than dieter and just by the nature of time itself, has more life experience than her. she's still young herself and trying to figure it all out. my heart just broke for her :(

I LOVE only murders in the building and that oliver would be horrified and disgusted by this oliver! Martin Short is absolutely hilarious in that role -- i need to catch up on the next season!

thank you so much for all your words and support. it really truly honestly means the world to me! i was really, really hoping you'd like this chapter and i can't wait to hear what you think of the next one.

You make all of this very worthwhile!

[lizardywizard]

the drgns have spoken. i will post blorbos

so first up my wonderful snapper mom, chalcedony.

my lair is a little garden that sprung up in an icefield basically and it's tended to by a variety of plant-loving dragons. chalcedony is the clan mother of a subspecies of dragons i made called geodes, who are themed after minerals and crystals, and are all lionfish/stained to give a striated appearance. they are very peaceable and live very slow, long lives, like tortoises, appreciating the nature they tend as it grows.

chalcedony loves friends and tea! she's always growing some new herb that she'd love to brew into Tasty Leaf Water. she has drying herbs constantly hung around her person, so she smells like a tea garden.

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here's hallowed and evelynne, my gomez and morticia themed dragons. both of them were random gifts to me and i made a family around them.

hallowed is a playful bard who loves trickmurk circus (fr equivalent of halloween) and is always waiting to celebrate. basically he's the one reblogging ITS SPOOPY TIME in june. he found the poet evelynne wandering in the snowfields after she'd been outcast from her clan, and they clicked and realised they were perfect for each other and petitioned to have her adopted into the garden clan.

i havent really built them much beyond They're Good Parents who love nightmare fuel. but they did go on to adopt the most hot topic baby whomst i cherish and adore

geitura! she's the fluffy pinstriped spookgirl of the family, with goat eyes and continually blooming (and dying) red flowers. she's a bit gothy but not cruel with it, she just loves the spoop and takes it a bit too far sometimes. i try and take her out trick or treating when those events run on the forums (its a little rp thing, go up to someone's door, introduce yourself and leave an item or three). sadly you can't put hatchlings in a costume but she is always dressed silly. paper bag hat, giant mecha, whatever

i don't have a story for darklight but theyre transmasc and live under the frozen lake that borders the lair. they hang out often with

taghte. she's a witch, some say. lives at the bottom of the lake, scribes on special paper that is repulsive to water, and to aethers, before they ask.

bubsy, the aether who doesnt wants to eat your papers so bad. 🥺 he is a whole actual dad. often gets lost in the forest

[sgcairo]

He’d killed a man.

A boy.

But there were no wrongs or rights in this war. There was just the victors and the people they silenced.

The next time he saw Anastasiy, he had blood on his hands. So much blood. Calluses ran deep from the use of his bow, calluses that Anastasiy praised, that he held with such reverence. But Anastasiy was good. He’d never killed, never raised a weapon and fired.

Anastasiy was so good. So, so good.

He didn’t deserve this.

The silence in the lab made adrenaline flow, Anastasiy’s deep breathing doing nothing to stop the feeling of wrongness that flooded his veins. The heavens were cruel, punishing the innocent for the sins of the guilty. Why Danya? His Danya, his beloved jewel-

Teucer thought himself courageous, once upon a time. As a child, he often ventured into the woods alone, coming back in time for dinner. He was brave, or so he thought. He was so awesome, going into that place by himself! Nothing made him scared, not even the darkness that fell over his house as the sun went down, not the bumps in the night that he heard while trying to fall asleep.

But when faced with that smile, that laugh-

He was a helpless coward, hiding his wishes behind a smile.

It's my day of birth and everyone will suffer.