#the awesome truth

[fantasyismyonlyrealescape]

That was straight up the first heel turn I’ve been around for that I actually cared about a lot. I wasn’t super into the Judgement Day before their betrayal, but the Awesome Truth has always been a favorite of mine gosh dang itttt.

I don’t think I’m okay right now.

[maineventpapiuso]

The awesome slap.

What's up!!! 😆

[butterflies-anonymous]

R-Truth is so incredible I'm loving every part of this. The awesome truth alive and well ugh

[wrestlezaynia]

Nooo! Not The Awesome Truth! 💔😭

[delilahcalicocat]

Hi 🙋🏻‍♀️ I love your R-Truth x Ready (Platonic) stories. Where Truth confuses everyone.

I have a request. Can you do a R-Truth x Reader ft The Miz (All Platonic) where Reader joins Awesome Truth and Truth being a Menace again everywhere and Reader just hyping him up and also doing so that Miz goes crazy 😂

You can end it how you like 👍🏻

A/N: Of course!! Sorry it's so short, I'm in a bit of a rush to finish all my requests!

You were a part of the Awesome Truth, you were the women's champion at the time. So it was triple champion thing going on.

Truth was being himself, calling everyone by the wrong name. Making everyone a little upset

He called you Rhea Ripley because of your black hair.

The Miz was a little annoyed. But it was harmless.

Until every week he had to correct truth.

He was getting annoyed to a point he didn't even show up to one RAW because he was over it.

but the thing that also annoyed Miz was you Hyping Him and Truth up. Because he got sick of it after some time.

[unintentionaloracle]

My head knows the tag titles are probably more likely to go to The Awesome Truth and I'll be happy for them if they win. (It's deserved. I feel like Miz doesn't get enough credit for what he does/his role over the past few years he's earned a W, and Truth has been killing it with this story of him and TJD I am sports entertained.)

...But my heart is still holding out hope for DIY since they're hanging around still.

[kobebibebi]

ill just dump all of these here 🏃

i may be cringe but i am free

[constantly-deactivated]

Polk County Florida Sheriff - "You kill a policeman it means no arrest...no Miranda rights...no negotiations...nothing but as many bullets as we can shoot into you...PERIOD."

POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF, GRADY JUDD

man in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what❓

The Coroner also reported that the man died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) . . .."When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."

[medicalunprofessional]

never change, man !

[fantasyismyonlyrealescape]

Okay, so like—. The Miz has got something more going on than just a straight heel turn.

There is no way the Final Testament got into his head. He’s too smart for that.

Nah, I don’t believe it.

There is more to the story and I hope that it turns out the way I want it too.

Awesome Truth ain’t gone, not yet.

[princedevitt]

[butterflies-anonymous]

THE AWESOME TRUTH!! IM CRYING!!!

[ricky-mortis]

I drew Ted from the wonderful @nabwastaken ‘s Time Bastard Au! The original design is by the talented @midnightnautilus , and was so very fun to draw!

[creatively-cosmic]

in loving memory

or: what did @pkmn-monochrome mean by this

[theyhitthepentagon]

WENDY: im a lesbian im going to the gravity falls pride parade later [CAMERA FOCUSES ON BACKGROUND WHERE DIPPER IS PEEKING THROUGH THE DOORWAY INTO THE GIFTSHOP] DIPPER TO MABEL: mabel mabel did you hear that? wendy said shes a "lesbian"! maybe if i become a lesbian ill have a chance with wendy! i might be able to find something about this in the journal MABEL: Dipper come on you dont have a chance with wendy and also i dont think you know what a lesbian is. (slaps progress pride flag sticker on Waddles's face and he oinks) DIPPER: shut up jesser i found something! the author talks about a secret boon found in an ancient witches cottage turned him into the beautiful "butch lesbian" he always wanted to be. all i need to do to get with wendy is find this boon! mabel lets go!

[SUBPLOT]

SOOS: (wandering into a crowded part of town) woah where am i theres so many acceptably-clothed-but-nearly-naked people here BACKGROUND FEMME LESBIAN: (emerges from crowd) wowie a hot butch! come here handsome! SOOS: woah ladies, one at a time! [HARDCUT TO FACE] hark! my optimized aura is irresistible to women. (holding up carabiner with a shti ton of keys hooked on it) maybe spending my paycheck on this fancy carabiner was a good idea! (he is dogpiled by hot scantily clad dykes)