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Never done yuri art before but they’re too cute

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I need more people to actually read and listen to bipolar people discussing our own experiences because there's no reason i should have to spend an entire documentary series about elisa lam (who was bipolar) watching random youtubers say "Her behavior didn't make sense! Her mental illness had nothing to do with it!" about things that are all incredibly fucking common symptoms of bipolar disorder

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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

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Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people

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Deal

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My coworker completely misreads our maintenance guy’s vibes… he sees a big fuzzy bearded dude who works outside and thinks he must be super macho, completely missing all the bisexual tabletop gamer coding in his mannerisms. So when maintenance guy and I greet each other like high camp theatre nerds with a series of bows and flourishes and made-up titles, coworker is SO visibly confused and thinks I must have trained him to do this.

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When inventing a fantasy religion a lot of people a) make the mistake of assuming that everyone in fantasy world would worship the same gods and b) assume that polytheistic religions see all of their gods as morally good

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Say hello to my wife

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I think 90% of conspiracy theorists would be a lot happier if they just bit the bullet and got into creative writing