#the ask blog timeline is like

[jonahmarshall77]

How does it feel to die?

“ Uh. Not... good? Very empty. It feels like- very cold, very- uh. It feels like the word disassociation you could get. While also not breathing and whatever. ”

[askinsufferableprick]

is this thing working?

oh shit it is this is officially happening lets fuckin go

ok so uh welcome ladies, gents n such to the offical ask blog for the world renowned creator of SBHJ and various other cool blogs i know yall got a billion questions such as whos that super cool dude on camera there's no way that's the one and only dave strider himself i knew he was a epic dude but this is way beyond anything i could have imagined how does such a famous and busy guy got the time for yet another dope as hell blog or like hey doesnt putting your name and face up online go against like basic internet safety protocol all valid questions guess you gotta go throw some asks in that empty as fuck ask box if you want any of the answers

[samsammysamson]

this is a robbery, empty your pockets

EEK-

[askingtherapybill]

Where's the jumpsuit

WHO NEEDS THAT OLD THING? IT'S SO CONSTRAINING

[sweet-cuddlebug]

Soooo Gamzee :o)

I was thinking, like I rarely do, and

Gameez's …. reasons? "Why"s? I don't know

Non present lusus (Negligence) [Canon]

Fear of loneliness (Abandonment) [Suspicion]

Hearing voices? (I mean before the game. Mental disability? Practically magic?) [Canon? Theory? I don't remember if it was mentioned in the comic or if it was a guess]

Addiction to sopor slime (Coping, badly) [Canon, more or less]

Juggalo religion (Coping, badly) [Canon, more or less]

Verbal abuse (Other trolls) [Canon, right??]

Sudden Sobriety (Bad reality check) [Canon, right?]

Rage (Bad reality check x2 thanks Dave) [Canon]

Manipulation (Lil Cal) [Canon]

Exposure to murder and toxic beliefs (Lil Cal) [Canon, more or less? The second one was a theory?]

Corpse manipulation (Coping? Out of his mind?) [Canon]

Toxic relationship (Kismesitude with Terezi) [Canon]

Bad relationship (Moiraliganse with Karkat) [Canon]

Mind Control (Aranea) [Canon]

Physical Abuse (Caliborn) [Canon]

Minor (everything mentioned above happened when he was 13 years old, less or around that age) [FUCKING CANON OMG]

Other things happened, like his flushed interest dying at the hands of someone he's supposedly afraid of, and being trapped in a refrigerator with other corpses, or being revealed to him that he is the supposed god of his religion and that he is destined to hurt others or something like that, but I forgot to put those :3

I created this list of events, facts and data (some canon, some theories, some speculation) to try to better understand Gamzee's character and maybe create an AU or something similar where everyone has a happy ending, just for me :]

I invite you to talk more in depth about these points, verify their canonicity, or speculate theories. If you want!

@minu-moni @bunnytriestoanimateyt @autisticsupervillain @a-little-too-sillay

Omfg im tagging motherfuckers hiiii

[undertale-writing-times]

🎊 with Killer maybe ,?

Baby! >:D

You found out a while ago that you were pregnant; yet you haven't told Killer. Why not? Because he hadn't been back from his mission. He was sent out with the other 'Murder time trio' a few weeks ago. They were supposed to collect stuff from AUs which is why they haven't been around.

You asked Nightmare a few times when they would be coming back, but you could tell that he was getting annoyed with you, so you left him alone and went to walk around or just sit. You were bored and nervous! You didn't know how far along you were by now, but you knew that you were getting a bit of a belly.

The food in the kitchen was good too but you've been getting cravings and you had nobody to complain to! Your stomach was annoying and your feet hurt and you wanted to cry.

You were sure that Nightmare knew and found all of this amusing... or maybe he was eating the negative energy that came off of you and that's why he hasn't told Killer? Whatever the reason, you were so sick and tired of all of this! You wanted to cuddle with your skeleton and nobody was letting you!

Finally, you heard the sound that you'd been waiting for. The portal opens and closes. Killer was talking about something while Axe was carrying the bags, which he took to the kitchen letting out soft sounds as he walked.

Most likely happy with their large haul.

“Killer!” You say from where you were sitting, leaning over the back of the couch looking over at him. He looks over at you and smiles.

He hurries over and leans over, nuzzling his skull against yours. “Hey Y/n,” He greeted, “How've you been holding up without us? Miss little old me?”

“More than I could say but I've got a... bit of a problem” you mumble, moving to rest your hand on your stomach. Seeing his confusion, tilting his head mostly, you continue, “I'm pregnant.”

His sockets widen and you see Dusty's head snap towards you, staring at you. Killer peeks around to look at your stomach so you sit up on your knees so he could see it.

“Holy shit,” he mumbles, then smiles and reaches over to rub your stomach. Dusty slips away to go and do whatever he does. “You're having a souling? Holy shit” He mumbled the last part. You saw little white dots appear in his sockets, something you knew meant that he was having strong emotions.

“We're having a souling,” you corrected, laughing softly. “Now that you're back... can you please help me get something to eat? My feet hurt and this sucks.”

Killer snickers but nods and nuzzles you, humming happily. “Right away~” he then turns and hurries off to the kitchen. “Axe! I'm having a babybones!!” You had a feeling that he was excited about it...

You later find out that he said it during a fight against the Star Sanses. Yeah, he's excited.

[sunglassesguy]

Um, hi guys. As you may know, 😎 recently got publicly executed.

I'm his cousin, 🤓. He told me to replace him while he's dead.

[surging-eyes-seeing-through]

Do you know when your trial is happening? Probably some time within the next two weeks or so, right?

"...Tomorrow."

[sebastians-asks]

Um, hi Sebastian. I'm replacing 😎 while he's dead. I think you like programming from what I hear, what languages do you code in?

I usually use C# for the stuff I work on, but I use Python too— Wait..

What?

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

looking good mr. strider! :D

-@aviansaffection

[ You're a little too shocked at apparently being GOD TIER???? to really process the compliment. Anon powers are scary. ]

[timetravellingfox]

How long have you been trying to bring back Sonic? Have you ever gathered up all of your findings from your previous attempts so far and sent them back in time to your past self who had already invented a time machine? That way your past you wouldn’t make the same mistakes and could try new things instead. You could probably repeat this process forever until you bring your brother back.

“…For a while. And well, my method is that I send my consciousness back to my past self. Of course, I would have a different and improved plan for each attempt. If it fails, instead of wasting time staying in that timeline and living everything over again, as well as building the time traveling technology again, I would just send myself back to the present and then try again. So, not quite.”

[askbabblong]

Are you buddies with roughraff?

I'd say we mix as well as oil and water! Not to say he's half bad, he can just be....testy. We've been on the same team though! It was a while ago, back when we fought that McKraken guy. Not fun, I'll tell you—great bonding experience though!

The kid lives somewhere in Shoppers Row from what I can remember. Not too far from here, huh?

[saddramaticsleepypoet]

-he is currently chilling outside with a pair of special eclipse shades and a notebook and a sparkly feather pen to pass the time as he waits-

[turtblurts-pkmnirl-hub]

anyways slightly off topic its so sad that i had rat ramble about pc systems a while back and happened to mention mystery gifts which somehow managed to start mystery gift vs pelipper mail discourse on this site and yet NO ONE asked me to elaborate abt my thoughts on how the PSS and PC system worked /silly

[undertale-writing-times]

Bad sanses with a FTM s/o whose on his period? Like how would they comfort him?

I will be 100% honest with you... I don't remember what having a period is like. Due to my medical stuff, I don't have them anymore. Yay.

Nightmare: He would, of course, notice the fact that you were uncomfortable, and once you told him what’s wrong, he would ask what he could do to help. If you want him to be honest, he has never had to deal with something like that before, so honestly, he has no idea what to do! He hates it when he doesn’t know what to do… Later, he would probably get you a heat pack and tell you to rest. (And by that, I mean he would tell the others to get you whatever you need. It all really depends on how bad your pains are, though!)

Killer: I’m sorry, I really can’t see him being very good at taking care of you ;w;/ he would be the annoying type to make jokes about it. Of course he would go and grab your stuff if you asked him for it, and he might steal the needed stuff. He would send you a picture of pads and stuff and ask, “What size do you wear?” or something stupid like that lol.

Dusty: He is your heating pad! Because of his high LV, his body is really hot. Because of that, he sometimes likes to rub your stomach and rest his hand there. It’s pretty silly… Other than that, he isn’t really sure what to do? Like, what the heck is a period? He knows that it can cause pain, and sometimes you have a hard time moving, but other than that, he isn’t sure. It also really depends on how long you guys have been together!

Axe: You’ll know the second it starts because Axe will smell the blood. Once again, it depends on how close you two are and how long he’s been out of the underground. He might freak out about the smell of blood and check you over to see if you’re hurt, so you’ll have to explain to him what it is and what’s happening. Once you do, he’ll help out a lot! He’s a good boy. He’ll make you food, heat up your heating pad/water bottle, and will go to buy you pads or whatever else you need. (He might overdo it because he doesn’t know which one to get.)

[daz4i]

as soon as i learn how to write and commit to projects and tell stories at length and finish literally anything it's over for you (i will write this damn angel/demon au.)