#the angle is SO. WEIRD for the clothes lmao
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djevelbl · 5 days ago
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GUESS WHO I'M DRAWING NOOOOWWWWW~!!!!
#the angle is SO. WEIRD for the clothes lmao#it's actually fucking me up lol#i love this silly little guy#he's full of whimsy and murderous intent! /silly#i love how he IMMEDIATELY went to brag about his INSANE grinding for the enchanting skill to tubbo???? great. 10/10 no notes#you can HEAR he was having THE TIME of HIS LIFE with tub tub's reactions lmfaooo#also the fact he's planning to make everyone compete on like. saw type shit /silly to get RIDICULOUSLY OP gear is SO him...#i automatically thought “oh so he REALLY liked the idea of The Peace Trials huh?” lmaoo#currently laying down bc my back hurts/is bothering me like a 5 year old asking if u have games on ur phone :((((#(I've been sitting on my pc drawing for most of the day lol)#anyway#demon shares wips™#clownpierce#the realm smp#the realm fanart#clownpierce fanart#trsmp#trsmp fanart#i have SUCH ideas for the other ppl btw....#idk if I'll make them like. permanent designs???? (besides clown ofc) but i WILL try them out bc it'll be fun!#they're my barbie dolls and I'm dressing them up for my tea party aight?#ALL of the trsmp design I'll make WILL be based off wadanohara and the great blue sea btw#bc i can#and it's fun#im thinking#foolish as mikotsuhime. pangi as regular wadda. bad as either totsusahime or chlomaki. hannah as tatsumiya. tubbo as uomihime#phil as laurentia. sneeg as adauchi. whoever tf else was in their initial trio as ver million#MMmMmMmMmmMmmMMmMmMmnMMmMMMm idk where i can fit roscumber as clown's apprentice. might shuffle things around for that.......#hm.#honestly i can make tommy as chlomaki and charlie as lobco ngl. that could work.......
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lovelykil · 2 years ago
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─Headcanons─
main 4 + tolkien older ver.
hc; random headcanons
cw; none
note; I thought abt this allll day, might make another one as well
Kyle got a buzz cut once because he lost a bet to Cartman (he didn't want to suck his bawls so the alternative was that), you were mortified
For a date you and Stan painted your nails black and listened to Foo Fighters
Cartman draws weird things in his journal he's had for years about you and him
Eric sends Kyle cursed Ed Sheeran pictures to him saying "this you?"
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You and Kenny look through his playboy magazine, admiring the women together.
"She's hot."
"Fr."
Sometimes Kyle's green ass eyes scare the shit out of you when you guys are sleeping together. It's like he's taking your soul with those things.
"Hey babe how'd you slee-"
"Close your eyes right now 😦"
Cartman likes to steal your snacks, so now you hid them.
Mr kitty likes to snuggle with you and Eric if you guys are sitting with each other.
Same if you guys are in bed, sleeping.
Kyle is so majestic when the sun hits his face at JUST the right angle, complimentng his colored eyes just right.
You try with all your might not to take a picture of his pretty face, he hates them.
You and Kyle have matching bracelets, he wears them alllll the time
Even during his basketball games, if he can
Tolkien and you match clothes on random days of the week at school
Holding his arm as you guys walk in the hallways (everyone is so annoyed)
Stan and you match different type of hair colors if it's not hair then it's hats or something (I gave up I'm sorry ☠️)
Kenny and you have matching rings
For Cartman?? Idk I don't see him liking that corny shi lmao
Stan passes notes to you in class,, Kyle always is the message deliverer since he's in the middle.. he is not fond of that.
"Hey Kyle pass this down to Y/n."
"No"
"Oh come on, please?"
"I hate the both of you." takes the note.
Once you and Kyle were waiting for the bus with the others listening to his playlist then all of a sudden Taylor swift starts playing; blank space.
You looked up at him about to explode with laughter while his face was red as fuck.
When your cold you like to squeeze underneath Kenny's hoodie to hug him, he embraces you with a giggle. Now the both of you are cozy n warm
Kyle romanticizes having kids with you, the warmy and loving feeling it brings him is crazyy.
"I wanna have kids when we get older and are financially stable."
"let's graduate first babe.."
You left a kiss mark on Stan's guitar once ever since you did that he has not removed it
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merrilark · 5 months ago
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Okay, I've only read a few chapters of Young Blood so far, but some of the things I really enjoy (with mild character-related spoilers; I probably won't say anything about the plot itself yet):
That we're given most of the Umbrellas' favorite foods! Klaus likes bubblegum ice cream, Diego likes roast beef with new potatoes and green beans, Luther likes hamburgers, and Allison used to like hotdogs. There's nothing about Viktor or Five's so far, but we can assume Five's has always been fluffernutters.
Diego is implied to be extremely food-motivated and I love that for him. Viktor thinks he could be a star chef if he wanted to ditch superhero work. 11/10, love foodie Diego.
Reginald named his car Hermes (I'm strangely affectionate about this).
Klaus has been hotwiring Reginald's car since 12 and was taught to drive by a dead NASCAR driver. Klaus enjoyed sitting in the garage with the car running, but didn't realize that you could get monoxide poisoning that way. He's apparently died frequently, and thought he was just going to sleep. Pogo would carry him to bed.
This implies Pogo knew that Klaus was immortal, and most likely also knew that Reginald was routinely killing him.
Klaus also has been planning to leave the Academy for a long time, but hasn't gotten up the nerve. We all know that Diego is the first to leave and (at least according to You Look Like Death) Klaus was the last, so I think this is an interesting angle. It doesn't break canon, per se, but it raises a few questions about why Klaus didn't leave like he planned.
Ben asked every day if Klaus had seen Five's ghost. His biggest hope is that they'll one day all be together again. This shatters me.
It's also interesting that Ben is both one of the most obedient and yet most vocal about Reginald's abuse. He seems extremely aware of it, but is far too afraid to defy their father and kills primarily because he knows that he'll be reprimanded if he doesn't.
Ben canonically views himself as a monster. :( I knew this. I suspected this. But still. Seeing it typed out makes me :((( lmao
I'm also really enjoying that it neither shies away from Luther/Allison nor the fact that it's extremely normalized between the Umbrellas to be pretty, unrepentant jerks toward each other. I think that if they removed any of these things, or chose to gloss over them, it'd risk watering down the effects of their abuse too much in a book that already doesn't seem keen on diving too deeply into their trauma. It's also interesting to see how blatantly weird they all are developmentally and socially, straddling a line between considering each other family and treating each other like coworkers. At times, it feels a lot like they just call each other siblings, but there's no real attachment to those terms, even if they do care about each other a lot. They really do not understand how to be a family or normal kids, or hardly even real people outside of the super-powered killing machines that Reginald wanted them to be.
On to some things I'm not totally digging but aren't a deal-breaker:
Mild canon inaccuracies. I've been told that this book is pretty glaring in the department, but so far I haven't seen anything too bad. The only notable ones so far are: - That the Umbrellas, except Klaus, have never sneaked out before. It's been a while since I've seen S1, but I could swear that it's canon that they all regularly sneaked out to Griddy's even before Five left. - Klaus calls himself a telepath. This is common fanon, but there's nothing in canon itself to support that he is capable of telepathy. In fairness, though, Sheinmel, the author, doesn't actually seem to write Klaus as a telepath. It really just reads as if she thinks that telepathy and mediumship are the same thing. - There's a lot of emphasis on Luther being big. He's constantly being described as struggling with his clothes, or fantasizing about how much larger he'll get, and rips the back out of a jacket at one point because... I guess?? he's so large??? He's very much written as if Sheinmel thinks that Luther is a musclebound 17 year old, when teenage Luther has never been big in the same way that post-serum adult Luther has been. He was always tall, yes, but I really don't think he should have been struggling with tearing clothes.
Typos. It's not glaring, but there are some errors here and there with spelling and punctuation. Combined with the telepath thing, I wonder if Sheinmel just didn't have a great editor.
The writing style is really juvenile. I knew that this would be a young adult novel, so I didn't expect beautiful prose, but the writing feels like this book is meant for the younger end of YA. It rambles, restates obvious points, and sometimes the phrasing feels dumbed down to the point of near condescension. Meanwhile, characters still use mild swears, which gives the book this weird feeling that it doesn't quite know what age bracket it was written for.
But I am otherwise really enjoying it so far. It's fun and I appreciate the insight into the Umbrellas' lives as teens and their internal thoughts about each other, regardless of how canon or not-canon this novel is.
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nomairuins · 6 months ago
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iza my princess. + picture of her face normal and also her alien face. im not showing her outfits bc i am not proud of them i dont think they look good,
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getting her ready for her wedding SHES SO PRETTY!!
#i donot like izas outfits as much again its SO hard to dress her for some reason. the colors they elude me. but i think shes so pretty#she also doesnt normally wear makeup like at alll so im kind of proud of her wedding makeup here. yay <3#as u can see her alien form is identical shes just green and bald LMAO#she never gets to be in her alien form unfortunately... SAD!#but ya. shes so cute and im so frustrated i dont have a good grasp on her sense of style bc im VERY happy with how she looks otherwise#like thank god for my sliders bc i have her body like exactly right which is difficult. in sims games. bc its difficult to make fat sims#that look like fat ppl yk. but ive got a double chin slider that i loveee idk how well u can see from this angle but she has a double chin#and i think shes so cute. WHY cant i dress her properly !!#her alien form she mostly just wears long black slightly alien esque dresses which is so boring#and her human form i just like. i was tired of doing outfits#i just dont know what shed wear like. shes an alien but shes also like an Earth tourist in a way. rly shed probably at least at the#beginning just wear andys clothes bc crashlanding lol. but yk... IDK#i wanted 2 have her in sort of like. yk the like historybounding sort of like. not actually historically accurate but taking inspo and stuf#like i think shed look so pretty in a corset top........ i need 2 redo her wardrobe#but ya again thank god for sliders#ive got one that lets you like. change the. ig depth of the body?? idk how 2 describe its just like. instead of leftto right width its like#front to back width you can adjust and thank god bc without it it just looks weird bc they like. theyre the same dimensions as like. skinni#r sims from the side unless u give them the gigantic belly. so yes thank u sliders
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safetycar-restart · 2 years ago
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- hybrid bunny!charles has such floppy ears!! The floppiest of floppy ears. They bounce around when he runs have to be tied back when puts a helmet on. And they’re VERY sensitive, only soft gentle touches for his ears and only from people he trusts.
- Charles’s ears are so sensitive and he loves when you touch and pet them during sex.
- Charles’s legs shake and kick when he cums. And yes he has bruised you before
alright now don't act like y'all didn't expect me to talk about all of these at once
bunny!charles is truly the cutest little thing ever! with his long floppy ears and his cute little tail, his tiny bunny teeth (which he already has lmao) and the prettiest eyes ever!
his ears are SO floppy! they're white and pretty long, and they're so so fluffy! he's like a snowball! charles is a very hyperactive bunny, always hopping and running around, but he does tend to get tired very very easily. he's always very cheery and bubbly, always giggling and demanding pets and cuddles and kisses! his ears are very sensitive though, he's just a little bunny! he sometimes accidentally lays his head on his ears at a weird angle, or scratches them and hits a sensitive spot - poor little thing is always whining and sniffling about it afterwards!
he doesn't trust many people with touching his ears, and of course, you're one of the few people he does trust. he always has you tie back his ears when he has to put on a helmet, because nobody but you knows how much and how hard to pull, how tight you have to tie them, and help him put on his helmet without hurting his fluffy ears. regardless, he always gets a little headache after taking his helmet off, and he has you sit behind him and softly massage, touch and scratch his ears and the areas around them, soothing the slight pain and discomfort he's feeling.
now for the spice and everything nice ;)
it's a known fact bunnies multiply like crazy, and charles is a super horny bunny at all times. he's so insatiable and high maintenance! he hasn't ever gone longer than two days without getting at least a handjob. he's the MOST sensitive thing ever during sex, all his senses dialled up to eleven. his ears especially. whenever you're having sex with him, and touch his ears, run your hand across them or the small space behind them, the feeling shoots straight to his dick, crying out and his face flushing instantly.
his ears bounce up and down each time you thrust into him, especially when he's on top of you and when he's riding you or he gets too tired so you thrust your hips up into him. he's always letting out the most high pitched, adorable whimpers, his cheeks tinted a cute rosy pink. his tongue lolled out, drool dripping down his chin.
he's SUPER SUPER sensitive when and after he cums, his thighs and legs shaking so hard, as he cries out from that good overwhelming feeling. it's usually his right leg he kicks with when he cums, but he does kick with both legs often too. it's kinda cute, and you can't not forgive him for accidentally kicking your thigh with his heel. he feels bad after, but you reassure him, even though you have a bruise on your thigh now.
he's always so tired and spent after a good fuck, panting and wiping the drool off his chin. while you clean him up, his legs still twitching every time the cloth grazed his dick. one of his ears is upright, while the other is flopped down, hanging over the side of his head. you quickly pet his head and then his ear with your free hand, before kissing his cheek.
one of the things you often do when he walks in front of you is just flick or boop his tail, and he always flinches and hops up or giggles and turns around with a blushed face.
he's just a very happy bunny! he usually, unintentionally just makes everybody happy just with his presence. but he doesn't care about them, as long as you're happy <3.
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I KNEW YOUD BE HERE!!! This is so good oh my god.
Firstly, his ears!! I fully agree that they’d be white, but I think that they’d be white with brown spots? Like the same brown as his hair? It’s so fucking cute.
(Though maybe… maybe people sometimes joke that Charles’s ears are ‘dirty’ because of the brown spots and so he actually doesn’t like his ears too much?)
His ears are so floppy!! He’s always running and hopping and squirming and it always makes his ears flop around. He loves the feeling of his ears moving around, it always makes him so giggly.
And yes he’s so hyperactive!!
But he also tires so easily which is just adorable. He’ll almost get zoomies? Just randomly deciding to run around the apartment and hop a little and then come dive into your lap for more cuddles and scratches.
He’s also so shamelessly needy with you? He always wants you to be touching and petting him, wanting scratches and cuddles and kisses. You’re the only person who can touch his ears all the time. You ALWAYS know exactly how to touch his ears and he always loves it.
He’ll actually flinch away if anyone else gets close to his ears. If he’s cuddling with someone, then he’s fine with it if they ask (like if he and Arthur are cuddling), but usually his ears are a no no zone.
Cause they’re so sensitive!! In fact sometimes he’ll turn his head in his sleep and end up squishing one and then he’ll just instantly wake up, whining cause his ears hurt so so much!!
If you’re there when that happens, his whines always wake you up and then you just sleepily pat his head, letting him hide in your chest to calm down.
And speaking of hyperactive bunny…. He’s also utterly insatiable. He’s a bunny!! Bunnies are known for their ridiculous sexual drive and he’s no different.
Before you, Charles would jerk off all the time. Humping his pillows and riding dildos and always being at least a little horny.
And he’s still just as horny with you, but he’s also so so much more satisfied. Cause now he has someone to stroke his cock for him!! And fuck him nicely and hold him close and just make him feel so much nicer. He’s so much happier with you.
Often you’ll just let him stroke himself and then you’ll hold him close, running your hands over his ears and whispering how good he looks as he spills all over himself. That’s honestly one of his favourite ways to cum, cause it’s just so soft and so nice?
Of course his legs always kick out as he cums. He can’t stop that at all. He’s just so squirmy and so overwhelmed with pleasure that he can’t help it.
And fuck his ears bouncing as he gets fucked? Incredible. That’s how you know he’s being fucked nice and hard, exactly how he likes it. His cock is so hard and leaking all over, body shaking as he nears his high.
And he drools. He absolutely does. His mouth tends to stay open the entire time you fuck him (he will close it if you put a finger inside for him to suckle).
He’s such a mess by the end. Drool dripping down his chin, his ears all messed up and bent, a puddle of cum on his tummy. But he’s so happy. Cause he’s finally satisfied!! He’s so happy then, all fucked out.
And yes he’s very messy, but that just means he had the best time and is ready to cleaned up and cuddled.
He flinches as you wipe him, his one leg kicking out a little as you clean him cause he’s so sensitive. You also have to straighten his ears out for him, maybe brushing them too? He loves that, it always makes him feel so nice and sleepy.
And you must, you MUST, boop his tail afterwards. He’ll actually roll onto his stomach and wriggle his ass a little, trying to get you to boop his tail because you must. You just must.
So yeah, very happy and very horny and very needy bunny.
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gunsatthaphan · 1 year ago
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I know we keep joking about these cut scenes but something ain't right. Even the angles they chose for those specific scenes was questionable😭 call me dramatic but I feel like cutting that balcony scene for example, reduced the impact it would have had. Also, there's a continuity error in the kitchen scene. Ray's shirt randomly changing in the bike ride montage. The editing was a bit weird with their scenes. But maybe I'm just being bitter
idk who's joking about it but not me lmao I take this very seriously.
the continuity in this episode was questionable lol. I have no explanation for why they would cut the tattoo + balcony part, like I said this isn't about time, we're talking about a total of literally 10 seconds here. Jojo said the cup flipping scene in ep3 was cut due to a continuity error so maybe that was the case for those 2 scenes as well but even if it was,,,, why didn't they pay better attention while filming. they have people for that you know.
I did not notice the change of clothing on the bike but after rewatching it, wasn't he just wearing a jacket over his shirt? I noticed a few continuity errors during the concert though. but overall I agree, the editing in this episode felt a bit off. also the topmew date scenes seemed weirdly edited to me.
let's hope they do better next week ✌🏻
xxx
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drbtinglecannon · 5 months ago
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Herlock Sholmes! And Barok
Oh boy my favorite loser addicts!
This got really long lmao so under the cut.
Herlock
I am admittedly a little anxious getting these two because typing this up I realized almost all my thoughts on them are extremely unpopular lol so I need everyone to prommy not to kill me 🙏
How I feel about this character
Ngl I hated his ass in 1-2 haha I was mourning Kazuma so bad, but he grew on me quickly like some kind of fungus. I was routinely laughing but cringing at the shit this guy did on screen. I do have qualms with how he handled the Iris situation (like. A Lot of them...he needlessly caused her so much more anguish by letting her think any parent of hers was still alive and by keeping her at arms length because he didn't think he was worthy to assume the role of dad even tho she imprinted on him like a duckling, not to mention the whole parentification she went through due to his issues) but I find him to be a fascinating flawed individual with a really fucking good design, I want his clothes so bad, also his theme is great. He lies but he wants to do what's right but he's manic but he's got a delicate ego but he's hilarious
Also round of applause to Herlock for giving us the Dance of Deduction, sure it dragged on at times but it was fun, extra applause for the dance around a bomb that one case
All the people I ship this character with romantically
Vanlock. I don't vibe with him x anyone else for a variety of reasons, none of them being "it's problematic" (short of like. Something actually illegal) so much as "I don't like that age gap" or "I don't like that ship because it makes one or both of them kinda scummy if they were fucking around" etc (like he knew Kazuma was alive, it would make him such a jackass if he was with Ryuu while Ryuu was grieving Kazuma y'know?)
He and Barok have bitter exes energy the few times they interact which is already hilarious but also post canon everything wrt Iris would result in a ridiculous co-parenting situation. I think there's a lot of interesting angst & healing potential between the little family dynamic there and I have written & read a lot on it, they're just really funny. It can be wholesome or toxic!
My non-romantic OTP for this character
I do think that maybe back in the day Herlock had unrequited feelings he never acted on that Yujin politely pretended not to notice
*prepares myself to get shot* hm/mk. I know they're the Sherlock Watson duo, but they are an iteration of it where I love their weird platonic friendship and not the romantic/sexual angle. They are inarguably important to each other and I think being platonic makes it more interesting the way they connected and kept in touch the entire time since they separated. Herlock brings out a levity & silliness in Yujin that's funny to see, and was almost certainly a major catalyst in Yujin healing from the loss of Ayame
My unpopular opinion about this character
I know some shippers think it's romantic that Herlock considered Yujin to be Iris's real dad but I think it was irresponsible and selfish of him to do that, considering Yujin did not seem to feel that way himself and poor Iris suffered for years from it. Like bro YOU'RE her dad! (He gets there eventually tho)
One thing I wish would happen/had happened in canon with this character
Ryuu should've punched him in the face when he realized his involvement in Kazuma's "death"
Barok
How I feel about this character
My poor little meow meow, the saddest wettest prosecutor. He's hot and his theme fucks really hard and he sucks so much but it's soooooo funny for the most part. It's interesting how difficult he is interpersonally to Ryuu & Susato (bc he's a racist bitch) while also being one of the most helpful prosecutors in the series from the gate. He's such a bitch about it the entire time tho but he really does indulge any stupid argument as he genuinely cares for justice (EXCEPT with Soseki he just wants to ruin that poor guy's life)
I get a bit defensive of being a bvz fan because like, yes he is racist, but also he's a British noble from 1899-1900ish he realistically would've been so much worse irl (almost every British char you interact with is racist 😔). I guess it's just like, this is the setting of the game, and it's completely understandable that's a deal breaker for people!!, but the fandom at large back in the height of when the duology localization came out was extremely aggressive against anyone even vaguely amicable to him. He's supposed to be a flawed yet sympathetic antagonist, he's the main prosecutor that's how the entire series has operated!! He also does show genuine remorse and dedication to change by the game's end, and I think it's important to let flawed characters get better because we need to let flawed people get better. He's realistic in an ugly way
All the people I ship this character with romantically
I do think the idea of Barok having a small crush on Ryuu post canon is funny tho, but I don't think he'd act on it. That's also the only vibe I get for gen//baro because there is absolutely no way Genshin would return such feelings when Klint is right there being a sluttier age appropriate option
Again just vanlock. I am very picky on ships, sorry to be boring haha.
To go a little more after my comments above, vanlock just drove me absolutely insane right after I finished the games, and some of my favorite fanfic I ever read was a series about their growing relationship post canon. I left comments so long I went over word count, which is as impressive as it is embarrassing! I also wrote a lot of fic for them, at one point I had the most posted by 1 author haha
My non-romantic OTP for this character
My unpopular opinion about this character
Barok & Ryuu, they have the funniest rapport. I actually didn't realize "learned friend" was lawyer slang when I originally played the games, I thought Barok was just being a cunt and Ryunosuke decided "fine I'll be cunt too, bitch" when he started saying it back. Bvz pal he just wants to be your friend but you're so mean and intimidating haha! The way Ryunosuke just approaches him in 2-3 and is like "Soooooo heard your brother got murdered" and then later that same day shows up at his office with Iris, calls Barok ugly and Klint hot in the same sentence, and the two of them just harass him until he finally runs out of things to say, god it was so fucking hilarious.
The only way that entire scene would've been better was if Barok's desk was smashed and poorly reassembled like in the concept art
I like him haha
One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon
I always wished he cared a bit about his sil, especially because his ass is not beating the incest allegations with how heartbroken he was about Klint & being British nobility in the 1800s 😭 it's difficult being a fan of this loser
I understand why Klint would be most important, but I prefer baskerzieks being genuinely in love and Lady B as another doting older sibling to Barok, so I wish he had acknowledged the tragic death of her too. I do wonder if part of why they kept her so far from any bit of the story is because Iris looks SO MUCH like her to the point it would make him look extremely foolish not putting 2&2 together when he first met Iris
Oh also Shu Takumi please. Please tell us how he got his facial scar. You told us how Enoch had white hair which isn't even that weird for aa why did you not tell us how a main character got a facial scar that he has an animation where he touches it? Please
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bulldog-butch · 6 months ago
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I'm a stealth trans woman. My primary friend group is all cis queers historically, with one person coming out as NB a while ago. We are all trans friendly and progressive. One of them is a cis man who is currently flirting with experimenting with his gender and maybe will be a trans woman. Right now it's just experimenting with women's clothes but I can see the egg cracking lmao... Which has now placed me in a weird situation that I have no idea what to do with, where maybe I should break stealth and come out to him (and only him) if he transitions, so he isn't alone or without guidance? But part of me so deeply wants to stay stealth. I know I don't owe anyone my private medical information or anything, and I can still be 10/10 supportive as a "cis ally"... I dunno. I really just don't know. Leaving aside that I will be treated differently for being trans- not even in explicitly transphobic ways. It's just that even among allies there's generally two categories, Woman and Trans Woman, and compared to years of being Woman to them I WILL notice when it begins to be Trans Woman-, I also just don't think it is a breach of trust to have secrets, though I can imagine people will be hurt because I HAVE been keeping secrets and the little lies over the years (editing stories about my childhood, referring to my HRT as birth control to control my periods, painting all my dating history as me having been a woman, glossing over the years I spent as a 'gay man' and pretending I only became LGBT when I began dating my current lesbian partner, etc). But there's also the angle of kind of....if he transitions, leaving her without me at her side as a potential trans sister you know? Someone who can help her circumvent so much of the bs and fuckery. What do you think?
that is quite the dilemma my friend. i’m amazed that you’ve managed to stay stealth for so long with a group you’re that close with (although i suppose i don’t know exactly how close you are). i think certainly you would be doing a favor for your friend if you could let him/her know so that he could have support from someone who know what it’s like to go through that process. but i definitely think you should only do it if you’re prepared for any backlash you may get from not being out this whole time. whatever happens i wish you luck and hope it doesn’t cause you too much distress!
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millenari · 1 year ago
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Tugger for the headcanon meme?
☾ - sleep headcanon
There are a few ways I can interpret ‘the Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle/But I'll leap on your lap (…)’ + ‘I only like what I find for myself’:
Tugger likes to cuddle but he doesn’t like to be cuddled. Big spoon of the century.
(on a more serious note I do like the idea that he doesn’t like being held/weighed down while sleeping specifically because he doesn’t like feeling like he can’t get up if he so chooses, due to the ‘the cat’s sleeping on me I’m stuck here forever’ law. Especially if he was planning on leaving the person he’s sleeping with in the first place!)
Tugger likes to cuddle only if his cuddle-partner doesn’t want to. Thus you have Tugger spending his whole life fleeing the potential of a Munkuhug at the same time he’s bear hugging Mr. Misto ‘neat’ Offelees who hates having his fur rubbed every which way when Tugger grabs him.
Tugger likes to cuddle only if he initiates because he gets enough of random cats touching/grabbing at him on the daily, thank you very much.
★ - sad headcanon
Getting Tugger to admit he’s in a bad mood is difficult at best. There are few cats in the Junkyard/London who he’d sit down and have an actual conversation with due to ~celebrity worship~ and even fewer that he’d be willingly vulnerable with. And even then, it would probably take some prodding to get him to admit to it, and he’d probably only do so stiltedly. Tugger is very good at talking about his happy feelings. His bad/sad ones are harder for him to articulate.
☆ - happy headcanon
Tugger has a loudass purr. A LOUDass purr. His purr can drown out a person speaking at a normal volume. Sometimes (cough when talking to Munk cough ) he doesn’t want the cats around him to know exactly how happy he is, so he can keep it silent if he wants. Though you would be able to tell by touching his chest, which would be vibrating at a frequency undiscovered by man.
☠ - angry/violent headcanon
Tugger is *very* difficult to get a rise out of, and even when one does, it would be even harder to get him to show it, and even harder on top of that to get him to express that anger in a manner more intense than an annoyed eyeroll and a mane-toss.
✿ - S‌ex headcanon
Oh geez where to start. Heavily bisexual. Tends towards women but has literally zero comprehension on how a person can *not* be attracted to their own se‌x. -> If I know I am attractive then shouldn’t I be aware of other men being attractive? -> If I’m capable of getting myself off then how would I not be capable of doing so with other men? -> And so on. Same art, different angle, to him.
What I’m saying here is that Tugger doesn’t get straight people.
■ -  Bedroom headcanon
Cat: den in the Junkyard. Made from a broken record player. Not water or wind proof, sleeps in Munk’s den when it’s particularly cold out. He and Munk have just silently decided to not talk about it.
Human: Clothes all over his damn room. Stupidly expensive sheets. One of those insanely large beds that can hold like five people.
♡ - romantic headcanon
Only person he's ever has romantic feelings about is Misto (bc I'm tuggoffelees trash). After coming to terms with his new feelings, Tugger tends to feel a little lost about how to express them since he’d never done romance before, which tends to result in either extremely stereotypical/cliché acts of affection that he lifts straight from media/friends/etc or super bizarre things that Misto doesn’t even know how to decode.
My hc that Tugger is additionally bad at being vulnerable means he never just tells Misto about how he feels outright, & I hc Misto as autistic, so Tugger’s weird behavior always throws Misto off when it abruptly starts. I don’t have a single au or fic bouncing around in my head where their get-together goes smoothly, lmao.
♥ - family headcanon
Munkie & Deuteronomy ❤. I also like Macavity being an exiled Deuteronomy brother; I have a couple ideas for human aus where Mac isn’t evil, just kind of an jerk, and he and Tugger are a particularly efficient duo at giving Munk stress-induced heartburn.
Although I also like the hcs I’ve seen floating around where he’s distantly related to Bill Bailey/'ensemble Tugger' &/or rapper Tugger. And he hates both of them ❤.
☮ - friendship headcanon
Misto is his best friend. Tugger has a particular shortage of *actual* friends due to being so popular; he and Bomba would probably deny being friends if anyone asked, but they do talk sometimes. There’s a quick spot in cats 98 where you can see Tugger and Jerrie fistbump, so I like the idea of them being troublemakers together, though Tugger gets sick of Jerrie fast. & Tugger and Alonzo knew each other since they were very small, but they don’t like each other much, so they’re kind of reluctantly close.
♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon
Human: vinyl collection. Do not fucking *touch* his vinyl collection. Don’t breathe on it. Don’t look at it too hard. He has antiques in there. Limited edition shit.
Cat: collects shiny things, like jewelry and cool rocks.  He’s accompanied Jerrie and Teazer on a few of their heists in order to expand his collection. (look, they are professional cat-burglars and all, but sometimes windows are high up and they need a boost and Tugger is tall, alright?)
☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon
As much is Tugger is The Way He Is, he doesn’t care much for being touched or grabbed unless he initiates it.
▼ - childhood headcanon
By the time Tugger was born, Deuteronomy was already starting to get pretty old, so a teenaged Munkustrap took care of him most of the time. Baby Tugger’s favorite method of communicating his displeasure with any situation was screaming. Loudly. And at length.
As a kid he had a game called ‘Alonzo hit me’ where he would goad baby Alonzo into attacking him & then tell all the nearby adults (that were only partially paying attention to the playing kittens) that Alonzo just hit him out of nowhere. He would then watch like ^w^ as Alonzo got scolded. Alonzo still holds a grudge about this.
∇ - old age/aging headcanon
I do imagine Tugger starts to get more serious as he gets older; as of the period of the Ball I don't think he knows or cares much about fighting, but when he gets a little older he has Munk teach him how to hold his own and he helps patrol the Junkyard & such with Munk and Alonzo and all of them. He complains about it all the time, but everyone knows he willingly volunteered.
♒ - cooking/food headcanon
Human Tugger can't cook for shit. He burns or undercooks everything because he gets distracted or bored while cooking; he knows some good recipes and has varied taste, he just doesn't have the attention span for it.
☼ - appearance headcanon
Munk and Deuteronomy both have black fingerless gloves in most productions, so i love the idea that if Tugger takes off his leather gloves, underneath are markings that match the shape of his gloves nearly exactly, black fingerless markings just like munk & deut have. you know, like those *guy removes sunglasses to reveal he's wearing another identical pair underneath* gifs.
ൠ - random headcanon
I don't hc grizz as his mom like some do; though I do imagine he has a rough relationship with his mother. He gets his yellow markings & spots from her, though The Mane™ comes straight from Papa Deut. :)
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neilpissyrega · 2 years ago
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these are my weird The Girl Next Door headcanons so like enjoy
Klitz
-loves Weezer, Radiohead, Car Seat Headrest and Will Wood (I’m aware Will Wood is from the 2010s/2020s, shush)
-he/they king
-listens to music with Eli just because he has a crush on him
-secretly likes Eli’s nickname for him (‘Klitzy’) but pretends he hates it because he doesn’t want to come off as too gay
-has two mums
-once ate a two year old expired bag of jelly beans and got violently sick when he was 14
-his grandpa died when he was 12 and left all of his clothes to Klitz- whenever Klitz asks for new clothes his mums tell him he already has his grandpa’s clothes
-secretly a nirvana fan
-tried to teach himself piano when he was 7 and failed miserably
-still sleeps with his favourite dinosaur plushie
-autistic !!
-bisexual
Eli
-closeted gay
-watches porn for the artistic element (the lighting, angles, plot, etc) but pretends he watches it for the women
-once bought gay porn and accidentally thought about him and Klitz doing the same things (he took the porn back the next day) (you guys ever had thoughts so gay you got scared? lmao)
-likes the smiths, red hot chilli peppers, and listens to radiohead with Klitz because he thinks Klitz is cute
-still in denial about his crush on Klitz
-still thinks about that one time he kissed Klitz- he tries to do it more “as a joke” but Klitzy boy sees right through him
-loves carpool karaoke
-can’t drive
-actually gets really good grades in a bunch of things but doesn’t tell anyone because he doesn’t want anyone to think he’s a nerd
-tried weed once, did it wrong, never wants to do it again
-adhd king
-screams at everything and also points out plot holes in horror movies
-his favourite series is breaking bad because of the cinematography in it, rewatches ‘Ozymandias’ almost daily
-cried at titanic, will never admit it
-watched lesbian porn 1 (one) time and immediately hated it
Matt
-bisexual king!
-diagnosed with an anxiety disorder, has not told Danielle but has told the rest of the tripod
-was the one to come up with the whole ‘tripod’ thing in a passing conversation to Eli, Eli stole it when convincing Klitz to help them with the porno
-cries when listening to music
-favourite franchise is the Batman one, still enjoys Marvel movies though
-was the one to recommend Radiohead to Klitz
-once got really into a franchise and wrote fanfiction, deleted the app out of shame but then the fic blew up
-favourite movie is taxi driver
-wants Eli to stop pointing out plot holes in everything they watch
-is a fucking beast at COD
-secretly likes singing but refuses to participate in carpool karaoke
-still keeps in touch with the tripod even when they’re in different colleges, sends them letters with pictures of him and his friends and calls them almost daily
-infodumps about movies he watches to Eli on the phone, who in return watches porn loudly while he’s talking (he once went through two porn videos and an episode of Futurama when talking about American Psycho)
-gorillaz fan
anyway if you guys have anything else to add that would be cool as hell
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Ohh, I think you are right!! Now that I think about it, Jimin walking between the dancers in SMF does resemble him (& Jungkook) walking between the dancers in ON. And yes, the scale is huge!! I loved that wide angle (?) they used when they spinned the camera around, showing the dancers and the place. I couldn't figure out what this building is, someone said it might be a planetarium/observatory/whatever it's called in english. I'd love that so much, I think it ties into his moon theme so well and we know how much he loves the moon :( Also he looks hot af in those clothes and those reminded me of his vogue korea photoshoot with the tank top and the brown jacket. Sigh. He's just hot no matter what 😞
I LOVE Jimin's high notes, I am obsessed with them like it's not a coincidence all my favorite songs have at least one Jimin high note in them. Mikrokosmos, dream glow, your eyes tell, lights, film out stay gold, all his solo songs and I could keep going?? Like I'm truly obsessed with his high pitch. I love his lower register too, but my personal opinion is that higher songs suit him better. But this is just my opinion and preference 😊 But his verse in we are bulletproof pt2 and ma city though 🥵 I'm just obsessed with Jimin in general 😂 OH and that thing he does with his voice when he starts singing... That's another obsession of mine. I cannot for the life of me figure out what it's called but he does it here too: twitter.com/BIGHIT_MUSIC/status/1356980775070011392?t=SomwrSdzsPcFTHSthy68pw&s=19 (sick and tired) * I * (don't wanna). The sound he makes at the beginning of the verse at * I *. The audio is like weird but he does this thing with his voice in other songs too but I literally couldn't find any when I really needed it 🙃 Anyway so yeah, when his voice kind of cracks like this, or it's kind of raspy, it's usually when he starts a word, I don't know what it's called but I'm obsessed with it whenever he does it, usually during live performances.
Also let's get back to what you said about him looking aggressive / fierce because HIS EYES? I needed to lay down because sitting wasn't enough. I love the duality his eyes have, he could literally be a puppykitty one second and then shoot daggers with his eyes. I love it. And I think he's also wearing pretty eyeshadow? 👀
I am!! I never really figured out if I am Jimin biased with namkook as my wreckers or namjikook biased with someone else as my wrecker because while I do love the others to death, namjikook just does something else to my brain that currently nobody else can do 😂 oh don't even get me started on smoke sprite, Namjoon really gagged me with his verse and then 4 back to back Jungkook lives which I WILL NOT talk about for the sake of both of our sanities, and then Namkook flirting in front of my salad and Jungkook singing Christmas day and listening to there for you, and inviting Jimin for a drink when he's literally across the world? It was a lot 😂 And I still have Namjoon on Jimin's album 💀 I'm still a little sad about that yoonmin collab that they possibly scrapped because Yoongi was so excited to talk about it during the dinner 😭 maybe one day we'll have it 😞
You are Jikook biased, right? Is it only the two of them, or is there someone else as a bias (or only as a wrecker)? :)
ANYWAY sorry for the whole ass essay in your inbox 😭 I got carried away with trying to analyse Jimin's voice 😭😭 -🦋
adding my answer under read more lol 😭😭😭
yessss omg i read on twt in the morning that they used some type of camera (i forgot the name) and they had a video attached of the camera working and it was spinning in circles 😭 I'm so excited!!!!! and yes omg the planetarium thing lmao i loooooove reading and making theories even if in the end it makes me look like an absolute clown 😂 also the fact that this was just one small part of the mv and we could still very well get jimin dancing in the rain (not exactly rain but water would come from the ceiling inside the building basically fdhjhdjdhjs) because i saw someone also say that in the poster the ground was wet 👀 IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!!! and omg yes his outfit too gave similar vibes to ON like i can easily imagine jimin dancing to ON in that outfit. but again this was probably just one of the looks from the mv 😳
AND SAAAAAAME SAME like i said yesterday that yes jimin's deep raspy voice sends my soul to the stratosphere, i do absolutely love his high voice more. he sounds angelic and yet so powerful. you get what i mean? and yes omg all those songs you mentioned are some of my faves too. even his high note harmonization with jinnie in 00:00 gives me goosebumps every single time. AND OH YEAH. OH YEAH THAT VIDEO. AND THE THING HE DID WITH *I* . I HEAR IT AND I AGREE. frick i got goosebumps just now when i heard it. that sexy raspy thing he does. you are right we're just obsessed with everything he does atp 😂😂😂
hi eyes ... i could literally write essays about his eyes.. i saw ppl calling his *those eyes* (i know you know which one) siren eyes and i so agree. how does he do it i have no idea. and yes omg i think he's wearing eyeliner too on his waterline and it looks amazing.
ALSO ALSO WAIT can we talk about the soul chilling background vocals in the teaser? the harmonization i mean. i mean the horror like harmonization. IDK WHAT THATS CALLED. ive watched the teaser so many times now and that voice just straight up sends a chill down my spine. ugh im obsessed with each and every thing about the teaser.
LMAOOOOO same (im yoonminkook biased btw) and i too haven't figured out if im jimin biased with yoonkook as my bias wreckers or yoonminkook biased with someone else as my bias wrecker LIKE THIS IS TOO CONFUSINGHSJDHS which is why i call myself yoonminkook biased 🧘‍♀️ oh and please same i am here still hoping that MAYBE... MAYBE yoongi is still featuring on smf pt. 2 BECAUSE idk that "yeah" in the teaser sounded like it could be yoongi's voice but then again when i think abt how if yoongi was featuring then wouldn't they have revealed it yesterday with the teaser like they did for on the street? if not then i do hope they'll have a collab in the future :(((((((
and don't be sorry omg i love talking about these things hehe <333 my inbox is always open <333
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voidimp · 3 months ago
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oooo this thing is gonna make spraying bjds so much easier (these are all the same photo but im adding three so it doesnt stretch the post)
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i can just hang the dolls from them to spray them & make sure i get all angles with one coat!! no more flipping them over & spraying the opposite side. also both sides are height adjustable so i can put one higher up & hang the heads & then put the bodies on the lower ones so they dont get in the way of each other. although tbh for the sake of not making it look Weird As Fuck to my neighbors i might end up putting them at the same height & tying twine or something between them & hanging them from that & putting a drop cloth over it... even tho that kiiind of defeats the purpose of both sides being independently adjustable & limits how much i can hang from it at once. i guess the alternative is to put up a little sign that says im painting dolls & its not as weird as it looks lmao
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castlebyersafterdark · 7 months ago
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heyyy! i hope this doesn't sound weird. i don't really know how sex scenes in shows or movies work and i'm not sure if you may know a lot about that stuff either- ANYWAYS im kinda just looking for another opinion tbh.
How do you think the byler sex scene will be? Explicit, something like Steve and Nancy's scene, or implied? And do you think finn and noah will act it out, have doubles act out that scene, or a little bit of both? What do you imagine they WOULD be comfortable with (if you are okay to share that opinion because i know some people don't like or don't want to make assumptions). A lot i imagine will probably have to do with what the actors are comfortable with. i don't envision the duffers giving byler a sex scene that will be HEAVILY explicit as in showing full-on nude scenes; the most i believe the actors, in this case, finn and noah would have to do is make out minus a bit of clothing ie shirtless or in undergarments, but what do you think? Personally idk how comfortable I would be shooting a scene like that with tons of ppl around no matter who it was or how long I knew them lmao BUUUUT HEY-- they are professionals. I could see noah being nervous about something like that but excited to give it his all; as for finn he has already shot something ppl deemed scandalous in WYFSTW so i just see him being shy yet nonchalant. They're also both young and hot in Hollywood, so who knows, they may be into it.*GUNSHOTS*
Hey hey!! Prefacing this to say, while I do find it fun to talk about a byler sex scene and make jokes about the context/content and how spicy it could be - I genuinely do not believe they're gonna really get too explicit with it within the actual show. For any pairing, first off - there's not going to be any nudity. While it's NOT A KIDS SHOW it's also not a show historically rated M. TV shows do not typically hard pivot into explicit content for their last season like this (I personally wouldn't be phased, but that's not really how the industry works haha). Even if jancy get another scene or jopper gets something (I have a high suspicion we WILL be getting a spicy scene for jopper, but there's not going to be nudity imo), it's still not going to be any more explicit than the stancy scene. which was great! for the tone of the show!!
I honestly have full confidence that byler is happening, and I think that we're getting several steps of the relationship. Like it would be a disservice to be like 'oh we saved the world, here's a chaste little peck between mike and will at the very end!' nahhh, miss me with that. I trust the process. It's just such an important arc? I think the heavy lean-in to fully realized and expressed physical sexuality is a big part of will's arc in particular. So we might get something? I'm thinking a halfway point between the Steve/Nancy and the Jonathan/Nancy scenes. Like not full on simulated but not quite a fade to black? Like heavy making out, maybe shirts getting removed, grabbing at a belt, falling into bed (or a haystack! they're spending a lot of time on that damn barn set! lol), etc etc. They are the heart of the show so I think the byler romance IS the moment for season five.
Filming sex scenes in tv/movies is more like... choreography. It's really odd ballet. Akin to stop motion animation? And it's typically a closed set with a minimal crew these days. It's posing, reposition, reposition again, adjust the modesty garments, getting a few motions in, changing the camera angle to get a different reaction shot, close up of the actor's face, check in with intimacy coordinator, body double for a random limb, body double for whatever else, reposition, etc etc. it's honestly not sexy at all lol. But I don't even think it'll get to that level? I very much doubt it's gonna be anywhere near like, that euphoria show's levels of on-screen passion and nudity. I barely even consider the stancy scene soft-core and that was pretty tame imo. I think finn and noah are totally down with my prediction on the direction it will go. They've been with these characters for so long, and I think they're super dedicated to expressing the very best character arcs and they are excited about the relationship between the two - with this sort of scene being the pinnacle of formalizing that relationship in the eyes of the viewer. Maybe yeah - if this was a different show, a hard turn into a full nudity sex scene might be a big difficult to wrap their reality around at this stage in their careers, having barely even waded into on-screen romance in their filmographies thus far - but it ain't happening in this show. So no worries there.
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tumblerislovetumblerislife · 4 months ago
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hey olly. hey olly.
well damn i wasn't planning on another ao3-style comment but nooooo, you had to go make another beautiful gifset (lmao i love both you and your gifset so much!!) literally saved this until i can fully appreciate it, i feel like a little kid wanting to open a present slowly to keep the suspense longer, like i'm trying not to look at the gifs first (impossible) because i want to give you my FRESH response. i adore colour palettes (to no one's surprise)!! so excited for the ep2 gifs!!
gif 1: NIKO MY BELOVEDDDD. i love love love the green-pink contrast, i feel like that is just very niko!! we see her in other colours, sure, but in my mind they're her main two. obviously the pink is the sprites (and the lesbianism of course lmao) but the colour palette just really draws attention to it which is soooo pretty. and the yellow and greens!! the way her school clothes actually look green makes the whole thing SO cohesive and satisfying. also also the different shades of pink, like if i didn't look closely i would've thought it was one shade of pink except the colour palette made me look! *heart eyes motherfucker*
gif 2: ohhhhhhh my god turquoise+gold my beloved!!!!! sooooo in love with this palette it's not even funny. everything is so turquoise and kinda monotone with the funky lighting, and then you just have a few gold lights to give the whole thing life ough. (also a fun callback to the ep1 cat leash, aka the conflict they're headed towards??)
gif 3: HI LESBIAN NIKO HI! i love how the animations reflect in her eyes omg, i wonder how they did that? the purple that's the reflection of the light on her hair :o i never noticed it!!! and the other non-pink colours, the sort of pastel-y light green and yellow is so perfect for this scene WOW, actually all of the animations seem to be all pastel-y! and the green coming from the background (window?) is SO COOL
gif 4: hhhhhhhh SUCH a fun base shot but not one that i think is usually giffed? at least i haven't seen it around. it's really lovely to get those scenes like little treasures! and the greens!!! god i love a good green and these are the BEST. the monotone? *chef's kiss* (also i think i said something about it in the ep1 reaction and i know there's an aesthetic reason for it BUT it really does make the boys feel more ghostly since the only colour on them that's represented is the greenness of the forest reflecting on them. it looks amazing, basically)
gif 5: oooooh neutrals + gold? did not expect it, but i LOVE. also very fitting for the bathroom as this sort of very mundane place. nothing supernatural's going on in here, no sirree. also also very fun camera angle! something something about the light itself being white, but the light it casts being this warm gold? also the reflection of the light in the water, never noticed that!! i know the water is for crystal to splash her face with, but it just gives off scrying vibes and i am such a big fan. they should let the gang explore more supernatural methods in s2! but i digress. (oh and crystal being much more present, the dark colour picking up in her hair as well as the tiles, and the beige and white in her rings, just like the taps! crystal is so alive)
gif 6: another green with some red this time!! lmao it's like an optical illusion, my brain refused to see the reds until i actually stopped and looked for it. so nice and autumn-y <3 again the accent colour being the most prominent example of that colour is SUCH a vibe. also. they are so teeny-tiny omg who let them out to solve cases T-T
gif 7: PIIIIIIIIIIIINK (god i love a good monotone) plus the (weird) perception we have of pink as this innocent colour vs this horror that niko's going through?? the good sauce man! also i love how the pink shifts until the middle colour basically fades against the background, that's really fun
gif 8: sprites sprites sprites! lmao i love them, they're terrible but at least they're funny about it <3 the colours?? obviously the greens, the gold in the coins and litty's dress, the white in their hats and clothing (and litty's highlights, damn girl), but that blue?? iconic. i probably wouldn't have seen it if not for the colour palette omgggg
overall: i didn't expect you to be able to surpass the ep1 colour palettes but i should never have doubted, oh my godddd olly!!!! just. WOW. loved all the nikos! loved the bright colours! loved the monotones! loved the greens! loved the pinks! loved the golds! (honestly it might be faster to mention everything i don't love, which is..... nothing) THANK YOU FOR GIFTING US MERELY MORTALS WITH YOUR DIVINE GIFSETS <3
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Dead Boy Detectives (2024) 1.02 — The Case of the Dandelion Shrine (insp)
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sandyspaghettibag · 10 months ago
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Happy Valentine's Day
Okay so I'm only halfway into Valentine's Day 2024 and I have a whole story in three parts. To be fair, none of my Valentine's Days have ever been very impactful (spent the last one nonstop listening to a new Brooke Candy song, stream juicy fruit everyone) so this one being the one where I'm feeling the single bitch energy kinda makes sense since I'm an adult now.
ANYWAY, this tale of dork virginness begins two days ago where my crush is ignoring me after two days of talking to me for hours like he loved me or something (please make up your mind, I can't even say that because I can't make up my mind ever either but pls) and in the midst of this ignoring and absolute lack of harmony with him that's gutted me to the core, he talks about how much he hates the gay dating scene.
…and I was like BITCH UR TRYING TO DATE WHEN I'M RIGHT HERE?? What the hell, this possible relationship just got an expiration date
So I was so irritated that I fizzled out whatever embarrassing "conversation" I had with him where he's giving me four-word responses every ten minutes in between talking to other dudes, and because I'm a sad bitch about it, I logged onto an Omegle knockoff at 5 in the morning and skipped through hundreds of straight guys who were horny and looking for women (bitch look elsewhere, women aren't looking for love on """emerald chat omegle alternative""" okay, i promise u), and I ended up paired with an allegedly straight guy who I basically dirty talked with about my butt until he came lmao… bless.
So that's part 1. Part 2 is me being so pissed off about something(?), oh yeah, I stubbed my toe SO HARD on a random chair on my way back to bed after the shower and plugged my phone charger in so hard that it broke. Didn't even feel bad, it was doing that thing where you have to hold it at a certain angle anyway.
THIS MORNING: the clothes I put in the dryer literally got BURNED IN THE DRYER (????) so I had to go to college in clothes that smelled like a literal dumpster fire and pretend like nobody noticed. Let alone the fact that I slept through my alarm AAAAGAAAAIN and my mom bustled into my room like "aren't u supposed to be up????"
Went to college this morning, sped so much on the highway and SOMEHOW made it in time, totally forgot how I'm the only single person in my group. Literally one is engaged, one is married with a CHILD, and the other one came decked out in the cutest Valentine's outfit I've ever seen (also not single tho keodjownwdoek) and I like being single!! I dooooo, I just hate these dumbass boys being weird and not loving me, I'm so lovable tf
Anyway, I finally look at my messages as I'm leaving and who do I see but none other than mr. "I'm coming to destroy that butt" who my romantic opinions on are very mixed. Been talking to him while Mister worldwide ghosts me some more 🙄🙄🙄
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fandomartdumpblog · 1 year ago
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Your Kent Parson work is incredible!! How do you paint something like that??
Thank you, Anon!! It look me like nine hours to finish it - I’m very proud.
If you’re asking about my actual process, I typically rely on a few reference photograph images for the actual pose bc I’m a cheater and life is short. I outline the overall location and angles of the body parts using the reference photographs, but ofc end up making a million changes to fit the face/hairstyle/body type for the character.
From there, I draw out the features - sometimes pulling from reference photographs, more often by hand (Kent was by hand, though the expression was definitely inspired by the pose model lol). Transform tool and layers are definitely your friends here.
Then the important next step is to lay down a whole lot of block colors to establish where bone structure/facial angles will reflect light in different ways. I use a LOT of photograph references from different angles for color blocking because I’d have to be a master artist to do that shit from memory lmao.
Once I’m happy with my blocking and the general feel of the character, I’m finally ready to paint. I don’t like obvious outline lines in my digital paintings and tend to prefer using color to create the features instead. So I usually mute my outline real low and go WAAAAY too deep down the rabbithole of recreating the effect of lines and definition for each feature. It takes FOR-EV-ER, but I love the effect:
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I hate drawing hair with every fiber of my being, but it’s generally the same process. I luckily have a good brush to save me some time. Thank god.
I usually try to create clothing using a similar process, but I got lazy on Kent’s drawing bc I was already 8 hours in. So I just pulled a photograph of a hockey player wearing a white jersey and literally trace-colored the jersey. Hence the weird hyperrealistic effect on that element of the work. I’m cringing just looking at it 😅😅
Last step of painting is to use the transform tool to make any edits to the features of the piece, if something seems weird when looking at the overall effect. Embarrassed to say there’s usually a LOT of transform tool use at this stage.
To master, I apply a blur effect to mask any weird pixelation resulting from Procreate Whimsy™ - it makes the piece look a little better and more “painted”. Then I usually throw the work through an Adobe Lightroom filter to help with any weird coloring issues.
…and that’s about it! It’s definitely a technique native to digital art - there is no undo button or transform tool on paper - and I still see a million mistakes with every work I do. But it’s certainly a fun hobby!!
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