#tolkien x reader

[kiatheinsomniac]

. * ⋆  . · 　. ⋆ :₊ 𝒗𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆'𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉-𝒖𝒑 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ♡ ‧⁺ . ♡ ⋆ . · 　. 𝒔𝒖𝒈𝒂𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏! 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

𓆩♡𓆪 it's that time of year again! this is my blog's third consecutive year of valentine's match-ups, a chance for you to be set up on a date with one of your favs! but this year is even more special as there are two parts to the event: sugar and spice! If you are 18+ you can enter both sugar and spice once each! 𓆩♡𓆪 SUGAR is the SFW and majority part of this event, open to everyone. SPICE* is the NSFW and smaller part of this event, available only to followers aged 18+ *spice info under the cut 𓆩♡𓆪 SUGAR! will see 14 winners chosen at random via raffle! 𓆩♡𓆪 SPICE! will only have 5 slots available and entries will be chosen via raffle regardless of engagement

₊˚⊹♡ 𝒔𝒖𝒈𝒂𝒓!

♡ start your message with "sugar!" and send me a description of yourself (sexuality, personality, hobbies, likes/dislikes, etc. any details to give a profile of yourself) and a fandom (or multiple fandoms!) of your choice from the list below. ♡ I'll tell you who would ask you to be their Valentine and why as well as the date they would take you on! ♡ you can enter by sending your information to my ask box! ♡ please keep in mind that entries for sugar are one per person and not one per blog. This is to make it fair.

♡ enter now for a Valentine's date!

・💌・꒰ CLOSES 10TH FEB. ꒱ ・💌・꒰ 14 LETTERS RECEIVED ꒱

. ♡ ⋆  . · 　. 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍'𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃:

✧ I will write for literally anyone

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋:

✧Any of the Dimitrescus, Karl Heisenberg, Donna Beneviento, Carlos Oliveira, Jill Valentine

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐖 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐘:

✧Elliott, Sebastian

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐓:

✧Alhaitham, Arlecchino, Baizhu, Beidou, Clorinde, Cyno, Dehya, Diluc, Dottore, Kaeya, Kaveh, Kazuha, Lisa, Navia, Neuvillette, Ningguang, Pantalone, Raiden Ei, Scaramouche, Thoma, Tighnari, Xiao, Yae Miko, Zhongli (more will be added as I progress in the game ♡)

𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐋:

✧Argenti, Aventurine, Black Swan, Boothill, Caelus, Dan Heng, Dr Ratio, Jioqiu, Jing Yuan, Mr. Reca, Stelle, Sunday(more will be added as I progress in the game ♡)

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐃 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊:

✧Sol

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑:

✧Mr, Crawling, Mr. Silver, Mr. Scarletella

𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐍:

✧Any of the ainur/ elves, Aragorn, Faramir, Haleth

𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐀:

✧Alucard, Carmilla, Drolta, Hector, Striga

𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋'𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄:

✧Howl

𝐊𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒:

✧Tomoe

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐑:

✧Sebastian, Undertaker, Snake, Ash/Angela, Charles Grey

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐒:

✧Dominique, Johann, Noé, Olivier, Vanitas

𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐓:

✧Sherlock Holmes, William James Moriarty

𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐒:

✧Akiko Yosano, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Nikolai Golgo. Osamu Dazai, Sigma, Yukichi Fukuzawa

𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍:

✧Brother Day

₊˚⊹♡ 𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒆!

♡ start your message with "spice!" and send me a description of yourself (sexuality, personality, etc. any details to give a profile of yourself), preferred descriptions for your anatomy/gender, your kinks, boundaries, and a fandom (or multiple fandoms!) of your choice from the list above. ♡ I'll tell you who'd be your valentine and the spicy surprises they have in store for you on valentine's day! ♡ you can enter by sending your information to my ask box! for the sake of keeping minors out of this side of the event, anon entries will be invalid as I'll need to see your age displayed on your blog but you can ask for me to make your entry anonymous when it is posted for the sake of privacy if you please ♡ please keep in mind that entries for spice are one per person and not one per blog. This is to make it fair.

♡ enter now for Valentine's sex!

・💌・꒰ CLOSES 10TH FEB. ꒱ ・💌・꒰ 3 LETTERS RECEIVED ꒱

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[elficially-done-with-life]

Elrond with a shy apprentice reader hc

Elrond x Reader (can be seen as platonic & romantic)

A/N: I'm back and I have a few ideas for fics again. But if you have any then feel free to request them. Because I'm lacking a bit of creativity at the moment.

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♡ When Elrond and Glorfindel find you injured in the forest (you were attacked by orcs), you have already treated some of your wounds yourself

♡ Elrond has been looking for a new healer for a long time as he could do with a bit more help and recognises your talent

♡ You are very shy and hardly dare to heal even the smallest injuries at first

♡ But Elrond encourages you and tells you he won't train just anyone to be a healer

♡ In the beginning, he places his hands over yours as you heal, as your hands tremble with uncertainty

♡ The two of you spend a lot of time together

♡ Sometimes even in your free time, because when you're around Elrond feels like he can relax a bit more and doesn't have to keep an eye on everything because your presence gives him security

♡ When you have just started to take care of big wounds, Elrond has to ride out to fight some orcs

♡ He is very badly wounded, Glorfindel has done all he can for him, but now Elrond needs a proper healer

♡ And even if you're not sure how you're going to manage it, you can't just let Elrond die

♡ So you summon up all your courage and the knowledge you've gathered so far and get to work

♡ As you slowly and painstakingly heal every wound on Elrond's body, no matter how small, you hear his voice in your head the whole time, encouraging you, and imagine he is standing next to you and not being the one whose life is in danger

♡ Eventually it takes you all night to finish and you fall asleep next to his bed, your forehead resting on the corner of his pillow

♡ When you woke up, you felt Elrond gently stroking your hair and telling you how proud he is of you

♡ That was the first time you realised how important he is to you, because it was one thing to imagine his voice and another to finally really hear it again

♡ You wrap your arms around Elrond and were just glad to have him back and you were determined never to leave his side again

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[elvenhub]

(Fem reader) legolas being clingy after spending the day away from reader. i want to see my doe eyes elf being pouty and acting like a touch starved bby please 🥺

──⠀۪ ♡ ۫ pairing: legolas x fem!reader

──⠀۪ ♡ ۫ word count: 0.5k

──⠀۪ ♡ ۫ synopsis: a day spent away from you has left the prince in need of your touch now more than ever ( fluff, established relationship )

──⠀۪ ♡ ۫ notes: omg omg i loved writing clingy legolas sm ty for the req !

˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃 ´ˎ˗

One could have mistaken the woodland prince’s footfalls for a dwarf as they grew heavy upon entering his shared chambers with his beloved. 

Rarely did the prince commit the careless act of allowing dirt to track the halls of the kingdom, yet his boots caked with remnants of the forest floor follow him as the door closes behind him. A sigh holding a handful of burdens departs from his lips at the sight of an empty room. His eyes glaze over the neatly made bed, staring at the smoothed covers as though they are taunting him. Moonlight leaks through an exposed window, and he frowns among the darkness that has overtaken the room. Whoever prompted the notion of elves slipping through the passage of time was sorely mistaken it seems, as it now feels to him that it has been an eternity since he last bid you farewell (which was this morning, soft kisses pressing onto your cheeks as you slept soundly). The possibility that the weight of your absence could evoke such a hold on him was something he failed to consider when he began courting you—and now the once tireless and perhaps even invincible prince finds himself in a poor state without the loving nature your touch provides as he transforms from a deadly warrior into a wounded bunny. 

“Meleth nîn?” [ 'my love' ] His voice is quieter than his usual velvety tone, and his arms feel so empty without you tightly wound within their hold.

“In here!” You call from the bathing chambers, swiftly tying a robe over your waist before his steps follow your voice as though he's been coaxed by a spell. He smiles, relief in his eyes, shoulders relaxing as he greets the scent of woodland herbs that permeates within the bathing room. Strong arms pull you into an embrace and you are taken aback by his towering frame for a moment, shuffling slightly as he leans against you. His hand cradles the back of your head and he sighs, inhaling the scent of you while you bite back a laugh. “Hello,” you greet him softly and your head lifts to meet his gaze. His lips press onto your temple in a wordless reply and you sense that he is in extra need of your attention. "Long day?" You smile and his kiss trails to your lips. 

"Lay with me."  He says, and suddenly you are nestled next to him under warm covers with his face cocooned into your neck. His boots lay discarded at the foot of the bed, bracers tossed next to the fireplace that crackles lightly. Your hand works gently to undo his braids, delicate fingers running through his light tendrils. You are certain that he will clear both of your schedules tomorrow, and you are even more certain that you will not be able to leave his side for at least another day. And you have no objections, smiling as his hand finds yours and your fingers interlock with his. 

[through-the-seas-to-valinor]

Eomer Dreaming About His Crush And Then Making A Move

He woke up to the silence and darkness of his room…again. The same dream kept returning to him, giving him few days at most as a reprieve from its frustration. 

It was always the same, he sees you in front of him, laughing and talking with him, something which wasn’t new as he was close with you, what with you being best friends with Eowyn. But the difference in the dreams was that each time he brings you into his arms and leans down to kiss you, he awakens, hence his growing frustration. Eomer wasn’t a particularly superstitious man, but he was beginning to think that the dreams were trying to tell him something; make a move on his feelings or you will be taken by another. The only problem was, Eomer could find no courage to do so, too worried the feeling was not mutual and he would only serve to make a fool of himself. Mulling over his thoughts in the dark silence of his bedroom, he decided enough was enough. He may not be brave enough to make a move on his own, but he would get Eowyn to help him, that’s what little sisters were for after all. 

He found Eowyn in front of the entrance to the healers, but not alone like he hoped. She was chatting and laughing with you, while you held a basket of healing supplies in your hands, cheerfully laughing along to whatever his sister was saying.

“Eowyn! I need to speak to you!” He practically shouted as he approached his sister and love interest.

“What is-" 

"Alone.” Eomer cut her off before she got a chance to reply. With that he practically dragged his sister off, not noticing the sad look or small frown on your face.

When Eomer judged they were far enough away he stopped and turned to face Eowyn.

“I need your help! It’s about y/n” he blurted out to the glare Eowyn was giving him.

“You know brother, I was hoping you would do something about your feelings sooner or later, but what you just did was Beyond rude.” She scowled at her older brother, who at least had the decency to look embarrassed.

“I- I know. I didn’t mean to be, I just panicked. I need your help, I don’t know how to tell y/n my feelings for her. I always tell myself I will do it, but then I see her, smiling at me and I just panic and walk away.” He eventually got out, hoping his devious sister would be able to come up with some solution.

“Firstly I’d recommend apologizing to her for the way that you have been acting. She told me that she believes you hate her for you always storm off when she tries to speak to you or drag me away when I’m talking to her like today and she does not know what she has done. If you can manage that, tell her what you think of her and how you feel, y/n already feels the same way so you don’t have to worry about that. She should be finishing her shift in the healing halls, so you brother, can go and find her there.” With that Eowyn walked off, leaving Eomer to go find y/n on his own.

He found you sorting through medical scrolls which he guessed needed to be taken to the library later. He knocked on the door so he wouldn’t startle you by just barging in.

You turned around to see who it could be and immediately tensed. You admired and felt affection for Eomer, but with the way he has been acting around you, you were beginning to think that you have done something to anger him, the problem was you didn’t know what. 

“Milord, how may I help you?” You asked keeping your tone neutral in hopes you wouldn’t worsen his mood.

Eomer sheepishly rubbed the back of his head as he looked at you, before speaking “I wished to apologise. My behaviour towards you has been foul as of late and that isn’t justified for you have done nothing to deserve it. In fact, the reason for that is that I care for you and I was a fool who did not know how to express that. Eowyn gave me a lecture which made me realise what I must do. So I ask, y/n will you forgive me and allow me to express my feelings to you from now in?” He finished and looked at you expectantly.

You stared at him in silence, too shocked for a while to reply. Eowyn did tell you to ignore her brother and his stupid mood swings and that they were no fault of yours, but to think that this was the reason that he acted like that, well if you were honest, it made you feel quite happy.

“I forgive you milord and I’m happy to accept your offer.” You happily told him with a smile. 

“I’d like you to call me Eomer from now on, I never enjoyed being called Milord by you, I just couldn’t get myself to say it.” He raised your free hand to his lips, placing a kiss on it. “I am glad you accept. Although I suppose we should tell Eowyn now, she will never forgive me otherwise." 

You laughed and looked behind him where you saw a glint of gold behind the door "I think she already knows.” Eomer looked in that direction and sighed. Trust his sister to eavesdrop on his conversation.

[lovelylovebug]

*You are a well-known ranger from Doriath and had been sent with the ambassadors to meet with the Noldoran princes for the first time*

Daeron: (Name) I know you love drama, but remember to behave yourself this time.

You: Relax, I'm not in the mood to cause drama. The faster we get this done, the faster we can go home.

Daeron: With you around, it can happen unexpectedly. I know you are supposed to protect us from harm, but you are also good at attracting trouble while keeping it away.

Daeron: We are now here.

You: Great we haven't been here for five seconds and the blond one already looks like a boasting ass.

*You arrive at the meeting place and see Celegorm talking about something. Your eyes are then caught upon someone behind him, and you feel yourself caught like a moth to a flame. You start approaching them.*

Celegorm: Relax brothers. These Sindaring elves do not seem any difficult to handle. I sway them to our side in no time.

Maglor: Brother, you can't even sway a turtle to like you.

Celegorm: Oh really? That Sindaring already looks enraptured by my beauty, and who wouldn't---!

*You swiftly walk past Celegorm and grab Maglor's hand as you kneel before him*

You: My good prince, I may not know your name, and you may not know mine, but I must say that you are perhaps one of the most beautiful men I have ever laid my eyes upon.

Celegorm: ???

Maglor: *faintly blushes*

Daeron: *shaking his head with a sight*

Maglor: Well, aren't you a bold one. We haven't even introduced ourselves and you already praise me with compliments. Are all Sindar elves like this, or do not simply train any restrain?

You: I always say what's on my mind. I had my doubts about your father being called the greatest craftsman ever known, but now I am convinced because you certainly are one of his finest creations.

Maglor also knelt in front of you and pulled his hand out of yours, only to cup your face with both of them. "You're well crafted too, my lady. In fact, I will dedicate my next song to you. But come now." He stood up again and pulled you with him in one elegant movement. "The sooner we're done here, the sooner we can escape and spend some time alone."

Maglor glanced back at Celegorm, who had merely pressed his lips into a thin line in anger.

[summ3rg4l]

May I request a platonic x reader for the main boys. Where they learn the reader is a girl somehow but before they were all under the belief she was a boy and that she didn’t care to much about her gender to correct them (like a Haruhi Fujioka situation)

I really didn’t know what to write so it’s pretty short tbh

“Wait wait wait! You’re telling that that this whole time we’ve been hanging out with a chick!?”

Cartman stares at you completely perplexed on how he didn’t see that you were a girl the whole time.

“Mghf Mghf Mghf?”

“Ewww Kenny…”

“I just didn’t think it was that important.” You shrugged dismissively and put your hands into your pockets.

“NOT THAT IMPORTANT!?!? How do we know that you’re not a spy that the girls sent to get more information from us!” Cartman narrows his eyes.

“That’s retarded fatass.” Kyle rolls his eyes and crosses his arms

“Yeah why would the girls send a spy?”

“I don’t really see why my gender matters.”

“Guys come here for a second.” Cartman ushers for the other three boys to follow him away from you. After a few seconds you hear Kyle yell. “We’re not killing (name) Cartman!”

“It’s the only way kahl! We have to kill her before she gives away all of our secrets!” He looks back at you “Hey (name). Nothing going on here just chatting Y’know.”

[lovelykil]

─Headcanons─

main 4 + tolkien older ver.

hc; random headcanons

cw; none

note; I thought abt this allll day, might make another one as well

Kyle got a buzz cut once because he lost a bet to Cartman (he didn't want to suck his bawls so the alternative was that), you were mortified

For a date you and Stan painted your nails black and listened to Foo Fighters

Cartman draws weird things in his journal he's had for years about you and him

Eric sends Kyle cursed Ed Sheeran pictures to him saying "this you?"

You and Kenny look through his playboy magazine, admiring the women together.

"She's hot."

"Fr."

Sometimes Kyle's green ass eyes scare the shit out of you when you guys are sleeping together. It's like he's taking your soul with those things.

"Hey babe how'd you slee-"

"Close your eyes right now 😦"

Cartman likes to steal your snacks, so now you hid them.

Mr kitty likes to snuggle with you and Eric if you guys are sitting with each other.

Same if you guys are in bed, sleeping.

Kyle is so majestic when the sun hits his face at JUST the right angle, complimentng his colored eyes just right.

You try with all your might not to take a picture of his pretty face, he hates them.

You and Kyle have matching bracelets, he wears them alllll the time

Even during his basketball games, if he can

Tolkien and you match clothes on random days of the week at school

Holding his arm as you guys walk in the hallways (everyone is so annoyed)

Stan and you match different type of hair colors if it's not hair then it's hats or something (I gave up I'm sorry ☠️)

Kenny and you have matching rings

For Cartman?? Idk I don't see him liking that corny shi lmao

Stan passes notes to you in class,, Kyle always is the message deliverer since he's in the middle.. he is not fond of that.

"Hey Kyle pass this down to Y/n."

"No"

"Oh come on, please?"

"I hate the both of you." takes the note.

Once you and Kyle were waiting for the bus with the others listening to his playlist then all of a sudden Taylor swift starts playing; blank space.

You looked up at him about to explode with laughter while his face was red as fuck.

When your cold you like to squeeze underneath Kenny's hoodie to hug him, he embraces you with a giggle. Now the both of you are cozy n warm

Kyle romanticizes having kids with you, the warmy and loving feeling it brings him is crazyy.

"I wanna have kids when we get older and are financially stable."

"let's graduate first babe.."

You left a kiss mark on Stan's guitar once ever since you did that he has not removed it

[bad4amficideas]

Fallen in Middle... Sea?

Okay, I just had a dream (that someone would please come and steal and write). Case in point 1. Persona falls into Middle Earth is one of my favorite tropes when people get all technical and discuss differences and such. 2. I just saw the Rings of Power. So, here we go with a bad written prompts of mine (fell free to use it) It's female coded because it's actually all a dream I had.

Reader may or may not be more or less a Tolkien fan, but between one thing and another she knows more or less what Sillmarion, the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings are about (a lot of Wikipedia may or may not have helped because who doesn't end reading whole fandom wikis instead of being productive?).

But what does Reader know about the TV series "The Rings of Power"? Which is a series PENDING TO BE RELEASED in a few days. Galadriel comes out, Sauron comes out and a lot of OCs come out. Is written in the 2nd Age, about which hardly a thing is known. And people is already complaining because that and people of color or something like that. Reader gives two shits about it.

Soooooo The curtain opens.

Reader wakes up (not to mention almost drowns) in the open sea, nothing in sight. She is rescued by a bunch of people and all wears medieval clothes and speaks an unknown language. And they itch her clothes. What's so strange about her clothes!!? (they should be grateful that you're wearing long pants!!)

In any case, after a time at sea where only a couple of people try to communicate with her (Not to be ill-considered, but Reader believes that she already knows the word prostitute, whore or equivalent in the language of these people although what she has been taught does not include that word) something hits the ship and smashes it to pieces. Which leads them to wander aimlessly for two days or so. They will all be wet and hungry but the atmosphere is all hot and smoky!

In the wreckage of the ship you rescue someone who introduces herself as Galadriel. Cue your world going crazy because WAIT, this IS Middle Earth? (I mean, you had had clues because of how people blasphemes and blesses, but denial is a powerful weapon) What is Galadriel doing in the middle of the sea, with such a hidden bad character btw? (THAT IS NOT IN ANY BOOK!!!) And well, from here the story begins. Only you, a dude called Halbrand (appropriately one of the few interested parties who was nice to you) and Galadriel survive the next attack at sea. You are rescued by hotty Elendil, etc.

Thus Reader becomes friends with these two sharing the "culture" of their "country" (world) and their eclectic knowledge. It may or may not be that Reader supports that Halbrand wants to spend the hell out of his "inheritance" (because long live democracy and things should be voluntary for people prepared for it and feeling it, although Reader admits that Halbrand is super smart -suspiciously even for a HUMAN commoner).

Also both (Halbrand and you) of you are considering making a place for yourself in Numenor (well, more him than you, Reader is thinking that if Galadriel is not an option, she doesn't know who to ask about her situation, since you never know where Gandalf is. Some other Istar, maybe?) but in the meantime you learn from their healers and try to adapt to the somewhat misogynistic culture (Why is everyone surprised that she is NOT married with children back her home, goddammit!) and wears long dresses everywhere -also PADS send help!!!- and you may be developing a crush (reciprocate, is he courting you?? Wow, how strange this world is!!) on Halbrand but rather die than hook up with a future king (first is to try to return home, if that is not possible, try to live a peaceful -no obligations- life, perhaps among the hobbits)

[Reader is a fan, but not a hardcore fan, she's not aware of certain things, in fact, she's still wondering when Gandalf and Mordor is going to appear, like, isn't it supposed to be IN the Southlands? Shouldn't she stop Halbrand or more like Galadriel to push Halbrand from going?)]

In my dream Reader calls herself a healer because is the closest thing in Middle-earth to her job (you can think whatever you want) and because of her knowledge she accompanies and helps Halbrand and Galadriel to the Southern Lands and later to the Elf Kingdom (making the trip not have to be so drastic and hasty).

Galadriel also mentions that "the three of us have met for some purpose" Because anyone can see that Reader is almost as out of place in Middle Earth as "The Istar" was upon his arrival (It doesn't help that Reader doesn't take off her sneakers/sport shoes/boots even by begging... I suspect she sudenly cares lot about her bra now). Some people call her behind her back "The Naive Wise One" because she knows and teach so much but at the same time she doesn't know.

[southparktegreity]

♡ what they look for in a girl

[stan marsh x reader] ; [kyle brof. x reader]

[kenny mc. x reader] ; [leopold butters stotch x reader]

[tolkien b. x reader] 🟊

gender : female cws : minor nsfw

requested : yes! thank you anon ! relationship : none mentioned

authors note : i wanted to write what they look for in personality traits, instead of appearance, hope that was okay!

NOTICE : as always, these characters are aged up to be in college 19/20+!

stanley marsh :

♡ i feel like he'd really want someone who is comfortable with silence, like being alone together in the same room doing separate things, yet enjoying each others presence. i think quiet time/being able to be around each other while being quiet is important to him, since he has to deal with so much talking in south park in general.

♡ i also think he's want someone who's really stable in his life. like he wouldn't necessarily want a girl who's always mentally stable, but more like he wants to be able to depend on someone especially during harder moments when he's struggling. he’d want to find stability in your relationship.

♡ definitely wants a girl who can take their relationship seriously but also who can kind of be playful at times. since stan is kind of a ticking time bomb, he'll want someone who's kind of also emotionally smart enough to tell when something is off with him because he struggles with expressing those same emotions.

♡ trust. this one is probably the biggest one for stan, he needs stability and trust in a relationship with anyone. he needs to be able to trust you'll be honest with him.

♡ i think all of this combined with support and love for him is what he looks for in a partner :)

kyle broflovski :

♡ as i'm sure everyone knows, he'd want someone very family oriented! even if you aren't close with your own family, as long as you care about having a family in the future, or are close to his own family i think that's good enough for him.

♡ would also really want someone to be on good terms with his mom and ike, since his dad is fairly easy to get along with and his mom is very much the head of the household - he'd want a girl to get along with her - even if that means looking at his baby photos with her.

♡ also would want someone who might be interested in religion, or at the very least doesn't make fun of him for his own.

♡ looks for communication in relationships, especially if he did something wrong? he’d want to know as soon as it happened. he’s probably a bit worried of losing you, or being abandoned by you because of heidi and that whole situation, so someone who can easily communicate their issues are reassure him everything is okay and stable in their relationship is perfect for him.

♡ i get the impression that his standards are kind of on the floor, with his mistreatment from cartman and heidi both, he just wants someone who won't leave him or make fun of him or his insecurities.

kenny mccormick :

♡ definitely wants a girl who will try anything once, if you catch my drift. especially if you'll initiate it as well? or seem invested in trying something new with him :)

♡ i feel like he’d really like someone to crack jokes with. i think he shares eric’s similar sense of humor but doesn’t actually want to full blown do the whole ‘eric’ thing all the time (ie dealing with cartman). sometimes i think he just wants to make a lil bit of fun with you! you know?

♡ he’d probably also want someone who’s a little more on the adventurous side, who’s probably a bit ambitious, again someone who’d be willing to try anything once. he probably really wants someone around who can also have their own wild side!

♡ also probably looks for someone who is kind to karen, especially if it means her crashing your guys dates.

♡ overall i feel like he doesn't have a huuuge preference, but more like he just wants someone he can get along with! definitely someone with a sense of humor similar to him.

leopold butters stotch :

♡ this is just my totally personal opinion but i feel like he'd really like someone also outgoing and also understanding? he might always be worried he's messing up or something while being with you, but would want you to be understanding when he makes a mistake.

♡ a little bit of chaos goes a long way. someone who will be able to create a little chaos with him from time to time would definitely be something he wants in a girl.

♡ playful intimacy, he doesn't wanna feel insecure with those intimate moments he has with you, but i think a little bit of playfulness with each other would totally brighten his day.

♡ i feel like he'd really look for a sense of belonging in a girl, somewhere where he fits in, and feels safe. since he doesn't get a lot of that at home, he'd really want to feel far from his home around a girl.

♡ to be honest i don't think butters thinks too much about what he wants, it just kind of happens for him.

tolkien black :

♡ i feel like tolkien probably looks for someone who's really good at communicating. he'd want to avoid any and all drama, considering he's got enough of it just living in south park normally.

♡ this one is kind of a given, but i feel like he'd want a girl who's more on the mature side, similar to stan but in a different way. he'd want a girl with more of her own interests and things that she enjoys. he really wants someone who's able to talk to him about mature things and not have to be worried too much that you won't take it seriously.

♡ someone self confident i imagine, i think he already has enough going on that he doesn't necessarily want to be worried about you on top of his family and everything else. which isn't to say he won't support you during your down moments, but being confident in yourself is probably a big one for him.

♡ this all ties in with the other ones, but self reliance and being good to yourself is probably big for him, again he doesn't wanna be in charge of you but will definitely take care of you when you need it - you know?

♡ overall, he just wants someone who's a bit normal or at least a bit less hectic or crazy than the rest of south park.

[lost-walmartbag]

SP characters as dads pt 3!

Warning: None just fluff

Background: You and your husband are first-time parents. You and Craig, You and Tweek, and You and Tolkien try to navigate being the best parents you can be.

Status: Request Open

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Craig

You place your son in a large kiddy pool that only had at most an inch of water. You sit inside with him drinking lemonade and putting sunglasses on your face. Cameron slashes around in the water moving his small duck toys around.

Craig pulls into the driveway seeing you sitting inside the kiddy pool. He walks up giving a small smile seeing Cameron in a pair of his own baby sunglasses.

"What are you doing?" He asks you.

"Beating the heat. Your son and I were dying inside so here we are. You wanna join?" You ask looking up at him.

Cameron looks up at his dad and coos happily. Craig sighs and goes inside the house coming back out in swim trunks. He tries to step into the pool with you but you stop him.

"Not so fast~" You tease handing him a pair of sunglasses and a cup of lemonade.

He rolls his eyes and takes them both stepping inside and sitting across from you and Cameron. Cameron coos and splashes water onto Craig. Craig frowns and slashes Cameron back.

Cameron pouts and splashes Craig again. You sit back watching it happen smiling until Craig splashes Cameron's face. You frown and splash Craig's face back.

"Hey don't splash my baby." You say rubbing Cameron's back.

"Hey thought I was your baby too." Craig teases giving you a peck on the lips

Cameron whines making you both look over at him seeing him crawling over to Craig and climbing on his lap. Craig smiles and sits him down comfortably. Cameron looks up at you and points at you.

"Why is he pointing at me?" You ask taking off your sunglasses.

Craig smirks and pulls a small water gun that was next to him and shoots you with it.

"Yo not cool I thought we were a team Cam!" You squeal as you feel the cold water on you.

Cameron burst into giggles and starts clapping. You raise a brow and put your sunglasses back on.

"Oh, so it's like that?" You ask pulling out your own water gun. Cameron looks up at Craig and you start counting down from ten.

Craig laughs and gets up with Cameron running around the yard as you chase them shooting water at Craig. Craig slowly falls down slowly making sure Cameron was safely put on the grass. Craig plays dead and holds his chest sticking his tongue out.

You walk over to Cameron and he looks up at you and quickly starts crawling away but then slowly starts standing up and taking a few steps. You gasp and drop your gun.

"Craig look!" You squeal.

Craig opens his eyes and looks over seeing Cameron walking. He quickly gets up and laughs rushing to him. Craig picks him up and throws him up in the air and catches him.

"I'm so proud of you!" He says kissing his cheek making him giggle.

You smile and take a picture of the two boys smiling brightly.

Tweek

You came back from work putting your bag down gently as the house was so quiet. You walk into the living room and see Tara sleeping on the couch as Tweek kneels down next to her watching her closely.

"Honey?" You whisper making him jump.

He looks over at you and waves you over. You kneel down next to him watching as Tara's stomach slowly rises with every breath.

"She's so beautiful when she sleeps." You whisper. "We should put her in the crib."

"But we won't be able to watch her from there as well as here. What if she rolls over and suffocates?" He asked.

"Baby we've had this talk already." You say kissing his cheek softly. "She'll be ok."

You gently pick her up and take her to the nursery. Tweek follows closely behind watching nervously.

"Be careful." He mutters as you place Tara in the crib.

You put her down and lead Tweek out of the room. You let out a sigh and hold his hands.

"Baby I'm very glad you are worried about Tara's safety, but I feel like you don't trust me to be alone with her." You say.

"W-what oh my god, I'm so sorry I didn't know you felt that way." He said holding your hands

"I know you don't mean to do it but baby you need to understand Tara is going to be ok. You're an amazing dad when she's with you she's safe. You don't need to hover over her." You say cupping his cheek and kissing him softly.

"You're an amazing mom I'm sorry I made you feel that way," Tweek says.

You smile and before you could kiss him again Tara starts crying making Tweek panic and burst into the room. You sigh but crack a small smile following closely behind him.

Tolkien

Ever since you gave birth to the twins Tolkien suggested getting a nanny but you wanted to be with the babies. Tolkien had been busy working so when he told you that he had a week off you took advantage of it.

At first, you let him rest but after a day or two you wanted to spend time as a family. You went shopping and to waterparks but after a while, you got tired and wanted to do something simple.

"Tolkien baby can you come here!" You yell from the baby's rooms.

He walks in smiling brightly when seeing the twin dressed up for a day in the park. "Well, don't you both look amazing." He says kissing the tops of their heads. "Now what did you need my love?"

"Can you please grab the baby's hat it's on the top of the closet and My back is killing me." You say with a pout.

"Oh, are you ok?" He asks grabbing the twin's hats. He puts a purple sunhat on Thea and a green baseball cap on Theo. He then goes behind you and rubs your shoulders.

"I really needed this baby." You say letting out a sigh.

He hums and kisses your cheek softly.

"Honey we don't need to go out today if you aren't feeling well. I'm good staying with the babies while you go get a massage." He says hugging you.

"Baby I can't. We hardly spend time together as a family and you're going back to work in 2 days I want to make the best of this." You say with a pout.

"Is that what the constant going out is about?" He asks with a chuckle.

"Well yeah, the twins are only small for so long. I want us to have some memories as a family." You say.

"Well, how about this I take a few more days off and we make the most of our time together and you get to relax as much as you can at the same time?" He asks holding onto you tightly.

"Really?"

"Really. So you go get yourself ready and I will use that holder thingy to take these little pumpkins outta here." He says kissing you softly

You smile and get ready quickly when you walk to the living room you see Tolkien with Thea on the right side of his chest and Theo on the left. You laugh seeing him like that.

"Hey, it's not funny," Tolkien says with a chuckle.

"Oh, its very funny stay like that lemme just." You pull out your phone taking a picture as Tolkien and the twins laugh.

A/N: Hey guys I love making these but I'm running out of people so plz plz plz lemme know who the next 3 people should be for the next part. Also I've been thinking about it since the first part but fanart of the guys with the babies would be so freaking cute 😫😫. But other than that thanks for reading love you all 🩷🩷🩷

[bluebellhairpin]

Thorin Oakenshield X Fem!Reader

Summary; With the dragon Smaug gone, you discover what remains - or, more accurately, what has been taken away.

Warnings; Thorin has the dragon-sickness and is generally an asshole. Implied non-canon character death. Reader is female-body-coded, uses she/her pronouns, and is Human.

Listening to; 'Burn' from Hamilton - "Your sentences border on senseless... They don't get to know what I said... You forfeit all rights to my heart."

Part 12 || Part 14

Series Masterlist || Masterlist || Ko-Fi

Everything was burning. Homes, buildings and lives. People.

It hurt that all you could do was watch, with the stone cold underneath you, and the wind making your tears feel like ice carving a river down your face. It was an ironic contrast, especially since your chest burned hot and ached with every breath.

You wondered why it still hurt. You felt calm, despite the distress before you, and you had rested enough from the fight with Smaug for your heart to have settled. But your chest hurt. Your lungs burnt with each breath and your throat was dry. You’d noticed before, how it seemed the closer to Erebor you got the worse it became. But you dared not bring it up, and now you couldn’t - Oin was will Kili, no one else would have answers like he would.

You were feeling so close to being sick - like properly throwing-up sick - because of what was happening both to the burning Laketown and Thorin. Oh, your dearest Thorin.

What was becoming of the Dwarf you once loved? You could only hope that he would get better now that the dragon had fled. Somehow you knew that hope was founded on shaky grounds.

You stared ahead, watching the distant walls of flames flicker like candles along a mantle place. You saw smoke rise into the dark night sky, glowing orange with embers. The dragon’s silhouette constantly swooped up and down, high then low.

With each pass Smaug made on the town you thought of your friends, Fili, Kili, Oin, and Bofur, and even Bard and his family. You hoped this would not be the pass to kill your friends, and at the end of each you waited - as if you would have felt it, but it never came. Only for the apprehension and hope to return once more with another path Smaug made.

You would’ve prayed they would make it out safely, if only you knew who to pray to.

The minutes felt like hours, and the hours seemed to drag on forever. As the stars passed overhead, and the very first signs of day drew near, a new kind of movement went across the town.

With a startled gasp, a pain in your chest sparked and you stumbled to your feet.

Beside you, Bilbo, who had yet to turn away unlike most of your other companions, likewise saw the shift - even if he didn’t feel it, or notice it in you.

“You saw that?” he asked, turning between you and the town. “The dragon, it fell.”

“The dragon died.” you said, fingers tight over the leather and furs over your heart.

“The black arrow. The Lords of Dale have finished what was started many years ago.” Then the burning, the aches, it all stopped. A peace which you thought would never return did - and it was like you were blessed with a whole new body.

“The dragon is gone!” Golin said, stepping forward on quite nimble feet to take a proper look at the scene before him.

“But the damage is done.” Dwalin lingered just behind you, scowling at the flames that still burnt.

“And now it’s dead word will spread. Those with good intent and bad will be swarming to the mountain.” you added. “I do not think a dragon is the worst thing we will see before we can finally call Erebor home again.”

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[elficially-done-with-life]

My Little Fire

Fëanor & daugther!reader

Summary: You, Fëanor's daughter, go to visit your father in the forge.

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Fëanáro immediately realised that he was being watched, for he could see his beloved daughter's silver hair glistening as she secretly peeked around the corner of the forge.

It was the hair she had inherited from Míriel that Fëanáro would recognise it anywhere.

And he knew it didn't belong to Tyelkormo, as his boy never went near the forge for fear his father would force him to stay inside all day.

"Little fire?" It was one of at least a hundred nicknames he had come up with for you over the years. Nerdanel made fun of it because there were so many, but how could he not? You were his sweet, wonderful daughter.

You peeked around the doorframe again and your eyes lit up when you saw your father.

Fëanáro laughed softly and put aside the necklace he had just forged for Nerdanel and approached you.

He put his hands under your arms and lifted you up in his arms to press a kiss on your cheek.

"What brings you here?" he asked gently and then added a little hopefully: "Do you want to learn to work in the forge?"

You grimaced. "Too much fire." you mumbled softly. "I do not like fire."

"Right, you do not. "Fëanáro nodded. Two years ago, you once had a bad nightmare about burning ships and your family in the middle of them and have been afraid of fire ever since.

But that had only been a dream.

"But then what brings you here, my dearest daughter?" he asked with a smile

"Well, you Atya! I missed you!" you announced.

Fëanáro laughed and rubbed his nose against yours affectionatly.

"But also that I have to hide." you whispered softly. "Nelyo, Moryo and I are playing hide and seek."

Fëanáro grinned. Normally his Morifinwë always held back in such games, but you had him practically wrapped around your finger. You were born after Curufinwë and had practically attached yourself directly to Morifinwë and now you were inseparable.

If you couldn't be found, one simply had to keep an eye out for Moryo, usually ypu were holding his hand, sleeping curled up in his side while he embroidered or persuading him to play with you and the others.

Then Fëanáro heard footsteps.

"Let us hide you then," he said quietly to you and you pressed a hand over your mouth to stifle a giggle.

Fëanáro took a cloak from a handle he had placed in the corner of the forge where the fire couldn't reach it and threw it over you.

"Just stay under it, then Nelyo will not be able to see you."

The very next second, Nelyo entered the forge and looked around. His red hair was tied back in a braid and the freckles on his forehead rippled slightly as his eyes landed on his father.

"Atya?" A slight smile played around his lips and Fëanáro knew immediately that his eldest son had seen through him. "Why are you standing so far in the corner?"

"You know, Nelyafinwë," Fëanáro grinned mischievously, "somethimes one has to look at ones forge from a different angle."

A soft giggle sounded from under his cloak.

Nelyo laughed softly. "Got you!"

"Nelyo!"you shouted loudly and jumped out from under the cloak to tackle him in a hug.

"Y/N!"Nelyo exclaimed happily, wrapping his arms around you.

"Now I just have to find Carnistir. "Nelyo said, looking at his father.

Fëanáro raised his hands in defence. "I was just hiding one child."

"Me! I know where he is!" you shouted in a chant and danced around your big brother."

"And where?" Nelyo asked, although he was aware that you wouldn't tell.

You put your hands on your hips and said with feigned indignation: "I am not betraying my Moryo!"

Nelyo laughed and tousled your hair, "That is probably for the best."

"You two. "Fëanáro shook his head with a smile. "Why do you not look for him upstairs? I do not think he is outside. Irissë is visiting and she and Tyelko are tearing everything apart and you know Morifinwë does not like that.

Nelyo laughed, picked you up and threw you over his shoulder.

"Hey!" you shouted indignantly.

"I am off to find Carnistir," he said, kissing his father on the cheek as a farewell and carrying you out with him.

Fëanáro smiled gently as he looked after you. He really loved his children.

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[starlight-incarnate]

Feelings I associate with the Valar:  

Melkor  —  the pleasant sinking feeling deep in your chest as you look down at the ground from something tall

Manwë  — the "boom" in your heart when you hear a firework explode

Varda  —  the safeness you feel when you see the moon shining

Ulmo  —  the feeling when you finally adjust to the cold of the ocean

Aule  —  the pride of building furniture by yourself

Yavanna  —  the surge of need to protect a child you love

Orome  —  the horror-struck feeling when you are alone and everything is too quiet 

Nienna  — the absent feeling when you are doing something enjoyable and then suddenly feel like the world is falling down around you

Námo  —  the bolt of panic though your body when you hear a strange noise in the night

Irmo  —  the giggle in your chest when you were given a sip of wine as a child

Este  —  the calm of having someone brush your hair

Vaire  —  the buzz of your fingers opening a package you had been waiting for

Vana  —  the rush of euphoria when you open your window in the morning and everything smells green

Tulkas  —  the anticipation as you wait for someone to realise you pranked them

Nessa  —  the funny feeling in your stomach when you see the sun outside your window and realise you've stayed up all night

[through-the-seas-to-valinor]

Eomer and Kidnapped S/o

You were told not to go out on your own, it wasn’t safe to go on long riding trips anymore. There were bands of Sauron’s minions around every corner and men whose hearts grew darker and their actions sicker. But your free-spirited self laughed at this and said you weren’t going to go far, what could possibly happen? You took one of the young horses on his first ride to get him used to following instructions, which wasn’t a good idea.

Noir was currently stamping at the ground while his ears were flicking anxiously. You attempted to calm him, telling him the two of you were safe but his actions didn’t get any better.

“Shh, just a little bit more and we’ll be at the next village, just bear with it until then, alright?” You attempted to reassure him and urge him to gallop in that direction. You managed to get him into the woods in front of you and all seemed fine until an arrow shot in front of you and spooked Noir. He attempted to turn and bolt out the way you came but it was too late, the two of you were surrounded by a group of haggard looking men who could only be bandits. One of them grabbed Noir despite his kicking and was reaching for you. You grabbed your sword but it was in vain as you were shoved off. As you landed on the hard, rocky ground, you screamed when you felt the intense pain come from the arm you landed on.

“Look at this boys! It be our lucky day! A pretty maid travelling all on her own! Tie her up nice a tight so she don’t go escapin. We can have ourselves a pretty coin for this one, she’s a looka!” He started laughing raspily before it turned into a disgusting wet cough that he spat onto the ground.

Your face scrunched in disgust while you felt your heart drop at his words. 

While you were no stranger to defending yourself, your arm was most likely broken, putting you in a difficult situation. If it was just you and Noir you would be able to make it back to Edoras, but being tied up and outnumbered you stood no chance. You did your best to struggle as you were being tied up like some hunted game, but all in futility. As they finished tying you up they threw you against a tree and tied your arms to it. They then turned their attention to Noir and tied up his muzzle so he wasn’t able to bite. Your poor valiant Noir, even terrified he was trying to put up a fight for both of you. 

A man kneeled in front of you and roughly grabbed your chin, forcing it upwards. You lashed out and bit his fingers. This angered him and he hit you in the side of your face so hard your head collided with the tree, making you see white momentarily. Afterward, you were too dazed to sit up and settled for lying down. Another man walked up to you and you saw he was holding a cloth in his hand. Panicking you tried to get away but he pressed against your mouth and nose and all your remember before the world went black, is seeing Noir struggling desperately. 

When you woke up again, you saw the sun was high in the sky and you were in an unfamiliar location with collapsing buildings, but what caught your attention were the shouts and curses coming from the men.

“What do ya mean ya lost the horse? Does your thick skull have a clue on how much he were worth!?” 

“It ain’t my fault! That bloody beast bit me finger right off and then broke free from the rope!” 

“Well maybe if ye tied him properly he wouldn’t be running off!” 

Lost in their argument, the three didn’t notice you were awake yet and you were thankful for that. It gave you time to try and observe and figure out where you were. There was a settlement three days ride North of Edoras which was pillaged by orcs a year or so back and you wondered if this was it. You were glad Noir managed to escape, if he managed to make his way back to Edoras or was at least found by some villagers, they would see the crest of the royal horses on the side of his saddle and know where to return him to. Noir was your only hope of finding your way back and you would have to keep faith in him till then. But, one thing was sure, if you find your way back home, Eomer was going to have a lovely reaction and few words to say about this accident; you were looking forward to it already.

Despite his attempts to focus on the paperwork in front of him, he couldn’t shake off the nagging feeling that something was very wrong. He hoped it was nothing more than Eowyn and you causing some unfortunate terror around that he would have to get the both of you for, but this feeling told him it was something much worse. He groaned and let his head fall between his hands. At that moment the door slammed open catching him off guard. He looked up and saw Eowyn with a look of horror on her face and breathing heavily, indicating she ran there.

“Eowyn?! What is the matter, why are you here?” He asked with worry in his voice. Despite her habit of disturbing him or annoying him whenever she got the chance or confronting him about something he told her not to do, she never entered so violently unless something was very wrong and her next words confirmed it.

“Y/n is missing!” He shot up in his seat with such speed he knocked the chair over. Not bothering to right it, he immediately made his way to Eowyn.

“What do you mean she is missing? How long?”

“Noir was found in the first village from here, they saw the marking on his saddle and brought him back here. But the problem is they say he was found riderless and wouldn’t let just anyone near him. They had to get one of the horse masters to bring him here, he told Alton that the horse was absolutely frantic. I was there at the time and saw the look of horror pass over his face, he immediately told me that y/n took him out for a ride 2 days earlier. He didn’t tell anyone she hasn’t returned because she said she would be back within a week. But when Noir was brought in and the way he was acting he knew something was wrong so I came to find you.” Eowyn rushed out all the information she knew out, barely pausing to breathe. 

Eomer didn’t know which feeling was stronger at the moment, the feeling of absolute dread and terror of what possibly could have happened to you, or the frustration and anger he felt that you took off for a field trip not only on your own but also without telling a single soul just where you were going. saying you were going to be back within a week could mean you were anywhere!

As soon as the pair reached the stables he ordered for a dozen horses to be saddled and made ready for departure. He also sent one of the stableboys to rally up his group of riders and have them brought to the stables, half of them would be sent to search in one direction and the other half would be coming with him, they were going to find you. 

“I’m coming with you!” Eowyn declared as she made ready to saddle her own horse.

“Absolutely not!”

“Y/n is like a sister to me and is just as important to me as she is to you! I want to find her!” She continued resolutely and Eomer sighed

“Eowyn you will do no such thing. I won’t stop searching until I find her. I need you to stay here and let uncle know about this, I also need someone to stay here in case we receive further news on her.

And as soon as he and his company were ready, they set off.

“Y/n, you silly frustrating woman, please be safe!” He thought as he raced to find you.

You had a blindfold tied across your eyes so you couldn’t see anything, but as soon as you heard the sound of rushing water you felt your panic grow. If you were put on a boat then it was over for you. You would be shipped off with the other woman and children by slave traders to who knows where and you would never be seen again. 

We’ll stay at the base for the next few days while we gather all the stock together and haggle a good price for it all.” One of the men announced to the other and you felt like you could cry for joy. If you were going to stay here, it meant that help would have a chance to arrive.

However, as the days went by and it began to rain, you felt your newly found hope begin to fade. You were stuck in a room with seven other woman and three children and you knew all of you were headed to the same destination; the dark lord’s stronghold where you would work until death claimed you. You were desperately trying not to cry, the atmosphere in the room was somber enough and the smell of bodily excrements stank through the room. You were given the barest minimum of food and water and that was it. All of you were crammed in together, unable to feel any fresh air or sunlight and forced to relieve yourselves in the corner of the room like livestock. But thinking on it even livestock was granted fresh hay and constantly cleaned stalls, unlike your environment. 

Looking around the room you noticed all these women and children in the room were ordinary people, kidnapped and taken away from their lives. How must their families feel? Just how many are missing their sisters, daughters, wives or children and worst of all how many of them would ever see them again? Would you see your family again? Visit them in their small house in the city, would you ever laugh with Eowyn again at some trouble the two of you managed to cause? Would you ever see Eomer again and feel his arms around you? By now the tears were streaming down your face and you buried your head in your knees. No one tried to comfort you, they knew it was in vain to give false hopes, but few sent you sad-eyed glances, from their appearance they were missing for a lot longer than your week. How desperately you wished to be back in the safety of Edoras!

Eomer split up with his group of men and sent them in pairs to different towns and villages on the road to search for information on you or any suspicious activity. 

As soon as it began to pour, Eomer was forced to make camp unless he wished to risk the safety of not only his men but the horses as well. If he counted correctly, it has been a week, a week since you went missing and a week since you weren’t found. He felt tears run down his face but angrily wiped them away. Crying wasn’t going to help you be brought back, only searching and search he was going to continue, even if it meant turning over every corner of the kingdom; he was going to get you back.

“Milord? I’ve got news from one of the villages.” Eomer’s head immediately shot up at that and asked his man to enter. 

“What news? I bid you, please speak swiftly.” Eomer asked, desperation clear in his voice.

“We related what we presumed the incident with lady y/n was like and asked whether they have seen any woman with a similar appearance or whether there was any suspicious activity apart from the dark lord’s servants around. They answered yes. For the past year and a half, there’s been a large amount of young woman and children going missing. There’s been an increase in bands of rogues hiding across the kingdom and kidnapping these young women. The grievous news is that all the woman and children who have gone missing have never been seen or heard from again. They are assuming that their women and children are being sold as slaves to the enemy.” Eomer felt himself grow sick at the report. He didn’t even want to imagine what these women and children were put through, what horrors you would be forced to endure and what condition he would find you in. 

“Do they have any idea where their base might be? Where they are bound to stop before they are sent to the enemy?” Eomer held his breath as he waited for an answer.

“They aren’t certain, but they believe that the small village bordering river Isen would be an ideal location to carry out such a transaction.”

“Tell the rest of the men to get rest but prepare as well, at dawn we ride out to this village, there is a chance there is nothing there, but we must see for ourselves.” The man nodded and went to relay the instructions.

Eomer sat back down onto his sleeping bag, if the weather remained this bad they would hold the upper hand as ordinary rogues weren’t used to navigating in such conditions, meaning their journey was put to a standby.

‘wait for me y/n, I swear I’ll find you.’ He thought as he looked out at the pouring rain from the entrance of his tent.

The weather continued to remain bad, forcing all of you to remain in even more unpleasant humid conditions. You remained lying down on the ground to preserve some of your energy. The stench of the room finally got to you earlier and you ended up throwing up your pathetic meal which was another reason why you refused to move; you felt weak and couldn’t stop shivering despite the humidity of the room. Every day you re-played memories of home to keep yourself sane, to forgot for a few moments the reality you ended up in. You managed to correct the broken bones in your arm and put it into a makeshift sling with the help of one of the woman who had some experience with healing. But it hurt like hell if it even came into contact with anything. Not having anything to do and feeling exhausted, you allowed yourself to drift off to sleep.

When Eomer and his men arrived at the entrance to the village, he noticed that it was guarded by two scruffy looking rogues, clearly drunk out of their mind. Their state made it that much easier to tie them up and leave them there to deal with later. They were also quite generous with their information, which made finding their base that much easier. 

Three of them stayed behind to guard the entrance and make sure the tied up man didn’t escape somehow, the rest of them tied up their horses and broke inside. The whole village looked like it was a storm away from breaking down and this building was no different. Built of thin wood, it was bloated and covered in mold. He took the sets of keys from the two men that were unlucky enough to be in the building and rushed over to the room where they told him the ‘stock’ was kept, which earned him a beating from Eomer. 

The first thing which hit him was the stench that came from the room. He covered his mouth and scanned the dark room. 

He noticed the wraith-like figures and the looks of fear on their faces. 

“Eomer” his head snapped to the direction of that weak voice and his knees almost gave out when he saw you. 

“Y/n!” He forgot about everyone else in the room as he rushed to your weak form and immediately picked you up and held you tight against him, which caused you to cry out in pain as he pressed too hard against your broken arm. 

Seeing his confused and worried expression you spoke up, “my arm, it was broken as I was ambushed in the woods and fell from Noir.” Speaking of him you suddenly remembered that he got away, “Has he made it back?! Is he safe?” You desperately questioned for the safety of your horse, ignoring your own sorry condition.

Eomer shushed you by running a hand through your greasy and bloodstained hair, “Noir is just fine and waiting outside, it’s him we should be thanking for us finding you. He was found in the first village from Edoras and brought back. The stable hand, Alton who saw you off told us when you disappeared so I immediately called together a search party. We were able to find you because Noir led us to the place where you were abducted. From there we went to nearby villages to enquire if they knew anything and found out women and children have been going missing for two years and presumably sold to slavery at the dark lords’ fortress. But you are safe now, we will be returning these women and children to their families and you will be coming back home with me. Eowyn must be beside herself with worry for you, you will be lucky if she leaves you to breathe alone for five minutes after we return.” 

You smiled at the thought, already seeing Eowyn hugging the life out of you and crying when she gets a hold of you. Then you realised Eomer hasn’t reprimanded you yet, “Eomer, are you not angry with me?” 

“Believe me, I’m furious. You run off on some spontaneous trip, not only on your own but also without telling anyone where you are going. I was terrified that we would find you too late and you would be in the enemies’ hands or dead. But, for now, I’m incredibly relieved so I will give you a lecture once we are back and you are well.” he finished and kissed your forehead. You nodded your head and rested your head against his chest, feeling safe in the familiar place of his arms. Around you, you could see the women being helped out by Eomer’s men. You were glad this nightmare would end well for everyone and the women and children would be brought safely home. Once you returned you would tell Eomer all you knew about this trafficking business and ask if something could be done about it, but for now, nothing except the safety and warmth Eomer provided you with mattered.

[lovelylovebug]

Celebrimbor, I know you've been sad lately. Would a hug help? *opens arms to hug him*

Celebrimbor's eyes filled with tears as you stretched out your arms to him. Carefully, he took a step closer so that you could wrap them around him. "Thank you Melda. That is exactly what I needed."

[edensrose]

. ˚◞♡ 𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒌𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕◞ ₊˚﹕and he descended upon arda in power and majesty greater than any other of the valar, as a mountain that wades in the sea and has its head above the clouds and is clad in ice and crowned with smoke and fire.

. ˚◞♡ 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔◞ ₊˚﹕

˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘶𝘥𝘦◞ꕥ

꒰ he can't help it, you're just so pretty to look at ꒷꒦ imagine ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴◞ꕥ

꒰ he just so happens to walk in on you crying ꒷꒦ imagine ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬◞ꕥ

꒰ you decide to play the 'I want a baby prank' on him ꒷꒦ texts ꒷꒦ ft. valar ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘴◞ꕥ

꒰ how the dark lord kisses you ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘯𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴?◞ꕥ

꒰ you adore messing with him, so you decide to dodge his kisses ꒷꒦ imagine ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴◞ꕥ

꒰ the first time that melkor laid eyes on you, a maia of manwë ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯◞ꕥ

꒰ he really tries not to, alas he can't help but get a bit jealous ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft.ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦◞ꕥ

꒰ melkor finds himself fascinated with his s/o's modern world ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft.mairon ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦?◞ꕥ

꒰ he knows it's silly, but he can't help to see green with your ex around ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘰𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴◞ꕥ

꒰ being in a relationship with the dark lord has its perks ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒱ ₊˚⊹

. ˚◞♡ 𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇◞ ₊˚﹕

˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴◞ꕥ

꒰ he's so comfortable, how could you not fall asleep on his lap? ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘵𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘵◞ꕥ

꒰ you gift him the news of your successful pregnancy ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. valar ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘴◞ꕥ

꒰ he wakes up to you lost in nightmares and comforts you ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ valar ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘯𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘴◞ꕥ

꒰ angband was always typically cold thanks to melkor's presence. the least he could do was compensate for the iciness you have to deal with ꒷꒦ 1k follower event ꒷꒦ 800 ꒷꒦ ft. mairon ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦◞ꕥ

꒰ what if the dark lord had a daughter? ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒱ ₊˚⊹

. ˚◞♡ 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕◞ ₊˚﹕

˚◞❀˳ 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦◞ꕥ

꒰ manwë finds himself at the foot of utumno, begging the one he calls brother to return ꒷꒦ drabble ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 ◞ꕥ

꒰ it's something that he has always feared, losing you ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶◞ꕥ

꒰ tragedy strikes a day before you can wed the man that you love — manwë. and all thanks to a debt. turns out that in order to pay for their sins, your family gives you up to none other than a notorious name in the business world: melkor, who has taken quite the liking to you. what happens when you're forced to break things off with your fiance with but a text? ꒷꒦ modern au ꒷꒦ 2.5k ꒷꒦ ft. melkor ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧◞ꕥ

꒰ you were the lover of mairon, one of the most precious things in his life. how did his love become his only weakness ꒷꒦ 1k follower event ꒷꒦ 1.5k ꒷꒦ ft. mairon ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴◞ꕥ

꒰ accidents happen, unfortunately, this is not something that the dark lords can ever fix ꒷꒦ ft. mairon ꒱ ₊˚⊹

. ˚◞♡ 𝒔𝒎𝒖𝒕◞ ₊˚﹕

˚◞❀˳ 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵◞ꕥ

꒰ melkor decides that it's about time he teaches his brother a thing or two about pleasuring a women, what better way to practice than on his doll of a maia? how could you possibly pass up a chance at being bedded by two valar? ꒷꒦ 2.9k ꒷꒦ ft. melkor ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘴◞ꕥ

꒰ what it's like to be with melkor beneath the sheets ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯?◞ꕥ

꒰ you decide to surprise your lover by asking him to join you in the shower ꒷꒦ imagine ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩◞ꕥ

꒰ melkor can't help it, it's his pleasure to overstimulate you ꒷꒦ imagine ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦◞ꕥ

꒰ surely your beloved wouldn't mind a few dirty texts while he's a work, right? ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘶𝘣𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘶◞ꕥ

꒰ you just so happen to accidentally summon an incubus ꒷꒦ multiwork ꒷꒦ ft. valar ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘴◞ꕥ

꒰ ever wondered what his cum tastes like? ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱?◞ꕥ

꒰ he just so happens to stumble in on you touching yourself. . . and decides to watch ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹

. ˚◞♡ 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌◞ ₊˚﹕

˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦◞ꕥ

꒰ he's obsessed with you, and now you're pregnant with his child ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ yandere!melkor ꒷꒦ ft. mairon ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 & 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴◞ꕥ

꒰ yandere alphabet with melkor ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ part 2 ꒷꒦ part 3 ꒱ ₊˚⊹

˚◞❀˳ 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘶◞ꕥ

꒰ the ever deadly, ever-devious leader of one of the most renowned mercenary syndicates in arda takes an interest in you ꒷꒦ dark!melkor ꒷꒦ multiwork ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹