#the air vents

[gaynfl]

tweets that did get a chuckle out of me

[thebreadmantm]

More cats! This obsession will never stop-

I only realized halfway through that @ultramarinaa already made an official cat!sasha deign but I was so attached to the tabby and I really wanted Tim to be grey so I cheated. I guess this is just my own headcannon of it-

I mostly did this for my own reference though so it’s not too serious I guess

Anyway Elias is miserable with all his cat employees and Jon is a silly little guy who doesn’t know how to cat

[dear-ao3]

Isn't the omegaverse the avengers or something?

[tsuchinokoroyale]

*tries to find a line from brat that hasn’t been used to caption a selfie uhhhhh*

You always say, "Let's go out" so we go eat at a restaurant

[the-adventures-of-dave]

"I love having pets" I say through clenched teeth as i clean out cat vomit from inside the hot air register before 9:00 in the morning

[bpdradio]

bpd is so unbearably lonely. you never feel like anyone loves you because they only care about the sanitized idea of you, the one you made up so people don't abandon you again. as soon as your messy symptoms show, suddenly you're not nearly as loveable. having bpd is to spend your whole life trying desperately to make yourself more palatable

[canned-pears]

🌷🪷🌱🌸Aerith 🌸🌱🪷🌷

[actualbird]

i dont care if it's corny or ooc, i endlessly daydream about an nxx team fic thats like the 2012 avengers tower fics of ye olden days. the team all live together because theyre ridiculously codependent. theres movie nights and domestic shenanigans. sometimes there are even cuddle piles. luke is often found hanging out in the air vents. this is what is in my heart

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[frankiebirds]

[poisonousquinzel]

they deserved better idc 😐

[waywardstation]

If Ingo and Emmet could have one more Pokemon on their teams, I’d want them to have a heatmor.

Lots of Ingo and Emmet’s pokemon have themes that loosely relate to trains/subways in some way. I think heatmor could fit too, this thing looks like a combustion engine combined with an anteater, look at those pipes and vents!

I am so biased to this pokemon, I love heatmor and think it would be cool if Ingo and Emmet had one, but if they did it probably would not do well with their Durant haha

[chiliger]

Someone got one too many meiloorun fruit bombs.

[mbmbimbo]

stop saying jkr is "like that" because of the supposed mold in her house. im not transphobic and ive been exposed to the mold growing in my air vents for 20 years. mold does NOT make you transphobic. it does, however, make you really sick all the time and ruin your immune system. so get your vents checked. and dont be transphobic

[fullmetal-scar-simping]

Average fma fan talking about 03 positively: Man, it's such a miracle that the 2003 anime is written even halfway decently! After all, the writers who, as we know, have never written anything in their lives before [citation needed], they had to work while locked in individual underground cells [citation needed], only fed scraps of fma lore by Arakawa herself [citation needed] while her story was actually fully formed by the first printing of her manga in Monthly Shonen Gangan [citation needed] but they were adapting the initial first volume of manga and oopsy-daisy shot past it [citation needed], so they made up every plot beat, character arc, storyboard, and lore change completely on the fly and very randomly [citation needed]. Even though they tried to 1:1 adapt her story [citation needed, contradicted by existing sources], they fumbled the job and butchered her story, characters, and lore. Arakawa sagely forgave them [citation needed]. But somehow it's a cohesive story?! Wow! Even though the story is sad, dark, scares me, makes me cry, violent, gorey, and my fave ships aren't endgame, so -50 demerits. Still, good job team! A treat! A treat for the monkeys working the typewriters at Studio Bones circa 2002-2004! #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood

[mikakuna]

actually the thing that pisses me off when fandom talks about the titans tower incident isn't even just that people wildly misinterpret/overreact to it, but that they only care about it because it happened to tim

half the other unhinged shit jason has done towards heroes (beautiful and spectacular) is like. never brought up. the titans tower incident is just tim fans' way of angsting up their blank canvas