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greywoe · 1 year

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so two dornish winesellers and a frog enter volantis

#the age old joke #asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #quentyn martell #gerris drinkwater #archibald yronwood #the big man #my drawings #collage #had so much fun with this... it looks much better irl than this crappy photo but what can i do OTL #real aluminium foil on arch's armour that doesn't do well on camera lol #adwd

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bioshzrd · 8 months

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this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

#talking #edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao #i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years #older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post #you guys are so sensitive my god #i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to #take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post

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overtake · 2 months

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#max calling daniel old and pretending his age is a joke and not incredibly hot to him is the highlight of this video for me #love of my lives #joy of each others worlds #maxiel #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #f1 #op #this video quality is absurd btw #i cannot believe a professional account filmed with this quality. were they using an iphone 4?#and ofc the lighting is horrific on top of all that #but i did my best

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freyadragonlord · 1 year

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Dazai's attempts at roleplaying throughout the light novels:

Fifteen

Dazai: I will win this bet and claim you as my dog, to obey my every order :)

Chuuya: ??? No you won't!

Stormbringer

Dazai: I will reprogram your brain and turn you into my personal maid >:)

Chuuya: Fuck off!!!!

Dead Apple

Dazai: ...can I be your princess?

Chuuya: ...

Dazai: ...

Chuuya: FINE

#It's funny cause it's not even a joke #dazai said all of these things canonically #i am obsessed with them they are so weird #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #soukoku #skk #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #stormbringer #dazai chuuya age fifteen #dead apple #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #storm bringer #dazai chuuya fifteen years old

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the-upper-shelf · 3 months

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Who up aging their Inquisitor right now?

#dragon age #inquisitor lavellan #oc #personal characters #fantasy #fanart #videogames #jokes on me she's like 35 so not that old but still

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knightwhoisni · 2 months

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hex member: kid, you can't drive an atomicycle. you aren't even old enough to have a driver's license.

the operator, who can at the very least successfully fly their own very large spaceship very close to the sun: A What

#ni blabs #warframe #warframe spoilers #can u tell i've been doing grinding for railjack intrinsics while waiting for lotus eaters #...also brings up the question of how old they're actually supposed to be #i figure they're in the Last 5 Seconds Of Being 12 to like idk 15ish #but if they extend into the widely-accepted legal driving age zone then this joke kinda stops working lol #...according to wikipedia a few areas let supervised driving age go low as 14. wack.#edit: changed has at the very least to can at the very least b/c i legit forgot the drifter ending for a sec. whoops.#second edit b/c i used flown instead of fly. i wrote this post and then took a nap basically right after lol.

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aeroplaneblues · 1 year

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Cheers Mate ⛓️⚖️

So far, Wriothesley and freminet are my faves in fontaine. But the one i like everything is wrio, just look at him😂

Wrio and cyno would get along because laws, but also its two guys who had a rough childhoods and despite it work towards making everyone’s lives better. OH fe3h en va too haha

My apologies to any british friend offended by my use of innit🧐

#wriothesley #cyno #alhaitham #haino #wrioney #cytham #cyhaino #implied #genshin impact #idraw #get your old timey certificate if you know where that joke is from #lee i mean you too lol #they are all in their 20s for me #tho sometimes i like cyno in his early 30s bc its funny #lyney is early 20s hands down #wrio is younger than hthm but close so mid 20s ish #i change their ages constantly but all adults #cyno harem

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aardvaark · 4 months

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im so glad that we never get a clear picture of sophie’s background in leverage & i hope we never do. however i also really like making up various, often conflicting backstories for her in my head. perhaps they’re all backstories for an alias of hers, ones she laid to rest back in season two.

#leverageposting #leverage #sophie devereaux #particularly that one of or both her parents had to move around a lot for work & so she would change herself to fit in at every new school #or new town etc etc. and that whatever original identity she had was dropped due to some kind of really awful event and her bio family think #she’s dead. eg she got into some kind of extreme legal trouble for the first time & she faked her death & everyone she knew as a kid thinks #she’s dead too. like. astrid wasn’t the first person she left to miss/mourn her.#but also that she was a teen runaway at like age ~16 and pretended to be an adult (like. 18/19) cause theres not much you can do by yourself #as a minor like booking flights or renting an apartment. and so began her first proper alias. and she was a pickpocket until she could fund #her life fully through grifting & cons.#or alternatively her parents died when she was a teen & she was old enough to become an emancipated minor (everyone in lev is an orphan)#and she kind of just fell into crime from there bc she had no one #or perhaps she got married at 17 and realised how fucked it all was and stashed money until she could run away & leave it all behind. that’s #bc of a single vague sentence on john rogers’ blog saying she was married at 17 and in context it was quite possibly a joke or random #hypothetical example but i was like what if???? What If???????#i also like the hc that she’s trans which i’ve seen a few times #in some versions in my mind her parents were okay and in some versions they were awful and in some versions it was so complicated.#i think tara has heard one story and parker or hardison have heard another and nate has never heard any story. he’s never asked.#she is here now and that’s all that needs knowing. and sophie devereaux is her real name in any way it matters.#eliot has also never asked and she asked if he was curious once and he just asked if she was curious about What He Did and that was answer #enough for the both of them. just a mutual agreement not to ask and it actually solidified their bond.#i think she struggled for a long time about whether to tell her new family The Real Story but in much the same way we never hear her birth #name bc it’s not Her anymore… she never gives The Real Story. bc it no longer defines who she is. she’s so much more than whatever happened.#lvg

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theinfamousnumbereater · 4 months

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“are you a real goth?” okay Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way, calm down.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #ink5oul #tmagp 16 #my immortal #ebony dark'ness dementia raven way #this joke has definitely been made before #whatever though #I haven’t posted in ages #I am like an old teacher coming back to check on my apprentices after years at sea.#magpod #magnus thursday on a wednesday #I don’t care that ep16 came out like two weeks ago you need to hear this

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greywardensblight · 1 month

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playing around with morrigan and her new outfit :3

#dragon age #morrigan #me finally getting used to morrigan's old design and then bam new everything #her pants will always baffle me #i just wanted to try blending her old design with the new n see what happens #aka she's hot #jokes on me she's always hot #dragon age doodle fun times #datvg spoilers

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enigmaticagentalice · 1 month

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please Bioware just give me any indication in Veilguard that Varric and Cassandra are still friends and in regular contact, I am on my knees, one single crumb is all I need to sustain me