#the age old joke

[greywoe]

so two dornish winesellers and a frog enter volantis

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

[densewentz]

rookanis players: why isnt Lucanis' romance more passionate, more physical!! Why is he so subdued and quiet!! You barely even kiss!! Lucanis, fresh out of a year in a demonic torture pit, having just had one of his two remaining family members taken from him just as he's freed, almost losing Treviso to the elvhen gods which are a) apparently real and b) that he's apparently now responsible for killling and who, oh yeah, also is always literally on the brink of exhaustion because he can't sleep or his spite demon goes around causing mischief and sniffing people: rook, mi vida, please give me a break

[redsea8me]

The shocklita brainworms are getting to me 😭 they are so silly….

[freyadragonlord]

Dazai's attempts at roleplaying throughout the light novels:

Fifteen

Dazai: I will win this bet and claim you as my dog, to obey my every order :)

Chuuya: ??? No you won't!

Stormbringer

Dazai: I will reprogram your brain and turn you into my personal maid >:)

Chuuya: Fuck off!!!!

Dead Apple

Dazai: ...can I be your princess?

Chuuya: ...

Dazai: ...

Chuuya: FINE

[overtake]

via

[vaguely-concerned]

having seen at least the rough outlines of all the romances now I have to say that I think emmrich's is probably objectively the best in terms of coherence and completeness of story arc (with the understanding that ultimately the 'best' romance is whichever one makes YOUR heart sing anyway so objectivity is a silly thing to claim that way, it just felt like it's the arc with the most well-paced focused content and the least dangling threads)... but lucanis' is my favourite haha. just. the whole kneeling before your beloved full of reverence but without any of the distance that usually implies??? his complete undramatic certainty and calm in every scene with rook after this, having spent the whole game caught between fear and longing???? mr. lives in a pantry but it says nothing about my psyche don't worry about it it's purely for tactical reasons that I keep myself contained in a small dark room not entirely unlike a cell, love among the parsnips -- finally coming to rook in their room and it's so comfortable and comforting???? after all the times rook supports and comforts him through the game he's finally able to return the same to them when they need it while being so calm and steady and it's so fucking sweet and feels so effortless and with no price attached?????? he basically assigns himself the role of your bodyguard and he WILL stab a god over it??????????????? the turn to protector (which was in his heart all along longing to get out and find a place) of it all????? he sounds like he's found himself unexpectedly stumbling into such a soul-lightening state of revelatory existential relief, full on 'you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves' mary oliver style, and he goes and he shares that with rook and protectively envelops them in it when they're hurting??????????????????????????? hello for the maker's sake hello can anyone hear me?????

[the-upper-shelf]

Who up aging their Inquisitor right now?

[welcometogrouchland]

my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.

[emopulco]

10 years together and still laughing at the worst dad jokes together

[dragonagitator]

have all the cishet manbabies crying about transgender representation in Veilguard "ruining" Dragon Age forgotten that the very first game in the series, Dragon Age: Origins, featured a transgender final boss all the way back in 2009?

what a bunch of fake fans... they don't even know the lore

[knightwhoisni]

hex member: kid, you can't drive an atomicycle. you aren't even old enough to have a driver's license.

the operator, who can at the very least successfully fly their own very large spaceship very close to the sun: A What

[lazylittledragon]

If you don't mind my asking, how old are Dorian and Cyra?

dorian is 23, cyra is 27!

[greywardensblight]

playing around with morrigan and her new outfit :3

[theinfamousnumbereater]

“are you a real goth?” okay Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way, calm down.

[aeroplaneblues]

Cheers Mate ⛓️⚖️

So far, Wriothesley and freminet are my faves in fontaine. But the one i like everything is wrio, just look at him😂

Wrio and cyno would get along because laws, but also its two guys who had a rough childhoods and despite it work towards making everyone’s lives better. OH fe3h en va too haha

My apologies to any british friend offended by my use of innit🧐