#the FUCKING DEEP ROADS
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I managed to avoid it for so long but now I'm afraid I have no choice
I have to return...to Orzammar.
#horror movie scream#a paragon of her kind my ULTIMATE NEMESIS#the FUCKING DEEP ROADS#random musings#dragon age#I actually just want to play DA2 but I want a completed save file of DAO to build from which means I need to actually finish DAO#I don't WANNA#I HATE the deep roads#and also caves#and also orzammar#this is my curse for playing it on the PS3#and then moving to PC
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you wouldn't last a day in the asylum where they raised me

#the deep roads are my fade level i fucking hate it down there#dragon age#dragon age: origins#dragon age origins#dao#the deep roads#orzammar
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other people have already said it but it’s really soooo lame how Flat elgar’nan and ghilan’nain are. especially when you compare them to solas and mythal. elgar’nan was literally mythal’s husband, they had children together, surely he wasn’t just pure evil the entire time? why don’t we get to see any of their regrets in the literal regret prison that was originally intended for them? (because theyre just evil, of course!) why couldn’t what happened with the titans have been an unintended tragedy born from them just desiring bodies, unknowing that it would hurt and anger the titans, with those consequences spiraling into a brutal and bloody war between them… and then we could have actually seen more of what happened during this war, the impact it had on the titans and dwarves, and the desperation to end it that led to the death of the titans and solas’s regret and the eventual twisting of the evanuris into godhood… but nah. they’re just pure evil.
#literally could have fixed harding’s quest just by giving them even a fraction of depth#but no. lol#well you’d also have to let the other dwarves exist in any meaningful capacity outside of how special harding is#idk i fear both the elves and dwarves are shafted terribly in this game#dwarves are just as flat as the gods but in the opposite direction#i still cant get over how boring kal sharok and that whole section is. im not asking for an origins deep roads level#but um. could we have gotten literally Anything at all. lol#datv spoilers#da posting#also. addendum. it all makes mythal look really fucking stupid lmao#like if they were so cruel and evil since the start why did she ever think she could just talk to them…
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OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD AFTER AROUND SEVEN YEARS
I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD
I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THE "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD" JOKE
#IM SORRY BUT#why did the chicken cross the road#to get to the other side#WAS FOR SO FUCKING LONG A SOURCE OF DEEP AND MORBID CONFUSION FOR ME#THIS IS MOMENTOUS#weirdly specific but ok#asmi
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Holy shit you guys
So we were on the way home from an escape room when we suddenly hit a bad storm. All at once we started getting emergency alerts on our phones: "TORNADO WARNING: SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY."
We were on a twisty rural road with nowhere to pull off, and thats when the hail started hitting. It was raining so hard we couldn't even see out the windows.
A long trip of navigating rain, hail, dangerously high winds, fallen trees and downed powerlines later, we made it back to mom's house. A tree had fallen and blocked the front door, miraculously no windows are broken.
We're without power and water, but thankfully we're all safe. I'll probably have to turn my phone off to conserve battery in case of emergencies, but with any luck the power lines will be fixed tomorrow.
#irl stuff#fucking hell i've never been so close to death#we were up on a road that had no guardrails and deep ditches/hillsides on either side of it#if that tornado had been JUST on the other side of the hill I would probably not be here to type this#anyway im going to just try and calm down after all that#i had to put on a brave face for my nephew and nieces so they wouldn't panic but in reality i was scared shitless#we're shaken but we're okay at least!
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kicking my feet like a schoolgirl. wouldn't it be fucked up if the Architect found the HoF when they went to the deep roads on their Calling. wouldn't it be fucked up if they fought their way as deep as they could go until they're too blighted and injured to go on and the Architect picked them up on the verge of death and kept them alive and experimented on them with darkspawn & archdemon & his own blood until they're corrupted and immortal like him
#dragon age#dragon age awakening#the architect#hero of ferelden#wouldn't it be fucked up if they were also a mage so now you have a mad corrupted blighted hero with obscene amounts of power#i see the architect in his lab with amell laid out on the table using blood magic to keep the lungs and heart pumping#slooowly taking some of their blood and replacing it with his own (amells blood will be used to 'free' more darkspawn)#so very carefully like he's sewing with spider silk#their skin has gone grey and mottled. red tendrils snaking out from the mouth where the skin has split from old injuries#tattoo black#nails cracked and jagged#and they JOLT in place. then LURCH forward. and twitch again. the architect pulls them to a standing position#their voice dry and cracked they ask 'where...'#'the Deep Roads' 'who...' 'you are the Commander. I am the Architect.' 'when...' '[years later]'#and the amell-thing coughs some blood from its lungs. sloowly raises an arm. and an explosion of magic sends the architect flying
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why does everyone in the stolen throne and the calling have sex in the deep roads. that’s so nasty
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my confession is that irl if rich boy gojo in a college au existed i think i would genuinely hate him right off the bat enough to never give him a chance
#reader in my fics gave him a chance and fell in love but#actual me would genuinely rather eat road kill than fuck him even once#why u may ask ??#bc i have deep loathing for rich privileged kids and especially the male variety so i stay far away from them
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I keep making aeducans who want to crawl on their hands and knees through broken glass back to bhelens side just for one single moment of recognition or understanding or familial acknowledgment, and it makes me sick every single time!!!
#oh did you want closure!! did you want resolution!!!! too fucking bad!!!!!!!!!#parthytol aeducan#dru posting#but if i made a THIRD aeducan who wants to kill him so bad <- i am dragged into the deep roads
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Just experienced the most incredible moment in Dragon Age Origins
I was in the temple of the Urn of Sacred Ashes doing the god forsaken floating tile puzzle, and when I clicked on Alistair, he just went my love?
And while a simpler man may acknowledge this as a glitch, I, for one, elect to fully embrace this as canon
Orest, in the middle of a floating, magical bridge, just calling out to Alistair to ask him to move to the next spot, and Alistair responding with my love? and Orest's jaw just dropping as he tries to fight laughter and responding next tile, my love?
Alistair realizing what he said and the inside of his helmet starting to heat to a hundred degrees while Orest just keels over laughing, Alistair threatening to mess up the puzzle and let him drop, all while Leliana and Wynne look on, half in amusement and half in horror at the fact that this is happening in the Temple of the Urn of Sacred Ashes.
#absolutely incredible moment#I was CRYING#laughing so hard no sound came out#dragon age#dragon age origins#alistair theirin#orest mahariel#original content#this was made all the better by the fact that MORRIGAN WASN'T THERE#Bro wasn't gonna take the witch to the temple it wouldn't be a fun field trip for her#he took all the devout andrastians#Alistair never lives this moment down#ah fuck this is such a good inside joke / sincere term of endearment for them now#these two dipshits are gonna be in the deep roads on their Calling together & Orest is gonna call him my Love & Alistair's gonna do the sam#brb killing myself
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i dont like the idea of everything being linked to the fade or the elves and mages etc etc and i think ive said that several times atp. but yknow what i DO want linked to everything? the deep roads actually. and im being serious abt that
#secret taylah rosykims lore for the uninitiated is that the elven patheon isnt actually my fave dragonage-ism . the deep roads is#i am soooo categorically obsessed with whatevers going on down there. the blights and old gods the lyrium the titans even the old thaigs#ALL of it#i need EVERYTHING and EVERYONE to always be forced to reckon with whatever is WAITING for them down there in the dark at the end of the day#like playing dao post orzammar always feels so sickening bc after that quest its like... how do u take the landsmeet seriously#how do you take ANYTHING on the surface seriously other than the blight#how do u focus on anything else besides what is directly UNDER you currently. BURROWING UP.#if i find out that orlesian mask culture had ties to the deep roads i would be like ohhhhh my fucking god keep going. tell me more lol#i have a feeling we wont be learning that much abt kal sharok in veilguard but god i hope im wrong and we do. bc i need it so bad lol#i just think its so neat. it makes my skin crawl in the best way possible#deep roads they could never make me hate you <3
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people are always hating on the hinterlands but I am here with a hot take: the storm coast sucks SO much worse
#listen#L I S T E N#YES the hinterlands are unbearably large for a tutorial level but they are well laid out#I can finish up all my shit in certain areas and then never go back#so it’s like….. semi contained#the storm coast? the STORM COAST???#I am running back and forth 75 times doing all sorts of banal shit that I don’t wanna do#I am running down an identical coast for roughly 3000 miles#oh there’s something here? it’s up on this hill?#well let me hike 10 minutes out of my way to scale the OTHER side because that’s the only way to get up it#the ONLY interesting thing about the storm coast is 1) recruiting iron Bull which happens 2 seconds in#2) giant/dragon fight obvi#3) that uhhhhhhhhhh freaky weird orlesian cannibal#everything else I have to do in the storm coast is against my will#I will HAPPILY fuck with the wounded coast all 85 times I have to trundle across that map in da2#but the sword coast is my MORTAL enemy#(my immortal enemy is the deep roads in the uhhhh whatever that dlc is for dai)#say what you will about maps in the first two games but none of them are so unbearably BIG#and YES I’m including the fade because the girls who get it get it#and I WILL be knocking out the fade in any game in like half an hour tops#dai#dragon age inquisition#dragon age
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absolutely crazy how i finished dao, and yes, there's so much heartbreak and tragedy, especially near the endgame. but since then!!! i cannot stop thinking about this guy!!!!

when you get to the fade portion of the circle, you meet this man. he doesn't accompany you, but he tells you about the fade, sloth demon, and how he and some other mages tried to fight against the blood mages, but was put into the fade instead. you notice how hopeless and pessimistic he was, and rightfully so, because the sloth demon was using his life to power its realm. so your warden starts going through the fade, getting the different forms, and you can show him your progress. and, maybe it's just me, but every time i check on him, he seems much more hopeful than before. and don't get me started on how the warden themselves feels. it would probably be one of the first times they were fighting all alone without their usual companions and against so many enemies, and to have another lost soul in the fade with you as you journey through it just.. makes it so much more... tender?
niall: "you're... so much braver than i am. i was so sure it was impossible to get anywhere..."
at the end of the quest, after you defeat the sloth demon, you talk to niall again. but this time he says you need to find the litany on his body, and explains that he's dying and can't return to you. andddd what the fuck that shit made me cry actual tears ahaha. you are hearing this dying man's last words and thoughts. he's dying and all he can think about are his regrets and his mistakes of not saving the circle. but, he did! through the warden! by guiding them through the fade and being their only company in this very strange and twisted place.
and there's this one dialogue tree that really pulled on those feelings:
niall: i'm not... a hero. perhaps trying to be one was foolish. warden: ordinary people can do great things when they have to. niall: dark times, greater acts of heroism, eh? you may be right. before i was taken to the circle, my mother said i was meant for greatness, that i would be more than my ancestors could have ever dreamed. i hope i haven't disappointed her. niall really just tears me up inside. he was such a small character in the grand scheme of things. people will speak and remember the warden-- the hero of ferelden and how they stopped the fifth blight. but will they think of niall? that side character in the circle quest? your sole companion in the fade? will they think of the ordinary people who stepped up during those dark times and may not live to see peace?
maybe they won't, maybe they will. but, at least, i hope the warden will.
#anyways haha#guys pls i am so normal about dragon age origins rn#like i truly can't explain how poignant this one character was to my experience in the fade#originally i fucking hated the fade like that was so confusing#but now the fade is one of my favorite sequences#and yes the deep roads is also a fav of mine even though it was very long#dao dwarves are so interesting to me and i love reading the codex#dragon age#dragon age origins#dao#niall dao
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#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#someone fucking get me OUT OF HERE i didnt brave the deep roads of dragon age 2 to go through this again#text
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#male hawke#dragon age 2#da2#anders dragon age#anders da2#fenris#fenris da2#anders#carver hawke#garrett hawke#hawke brothers#the gang goes to hell#the deep roads#i fucking hate the deep roads so much
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everyday i see evidence that there is a robot in inscryption and everyday i go i wish i could see the robot in inscryption and everyday i do not continue to play inscryption
#tide of consciousness#deep sigh yes this is connected to my previous post abt games that i want to play so bad that also scare me so bad urgh#i actually got somewhere with inscryption i have about 5 hours in it but i think ive seen genuinely nothing of the shit i see people#on here talk about. ive seen so little of that game i know its wild i know shit happens but i have to PLAY ITTT AUURUUGHH#BUT I DONT.#killing killing killing. i should just Play it but i yam doing so much already right now... uhhhhrhghhuhrugmh#maybe tomorrow i can play. mmmaybe. i do have to drive for 3 hours which may completely kill my ability to try new scary things#WAIT I HAVE TO DRIVE TOMORROW I HAVE TO GET ON THE ROAD BY . UHHH. 930??? FUCK I HAVETO GO TO BED !!! FUCK#BYE
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