#THIS IS MOMENTOUS

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD AFTER AROUND SEVEN YEARS

I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD

I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THE "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD" JOKE

[trainwrecksys]

ITS BEEN . THREE ... YEARS...

I HAVE FOUND. THE ORIGINAL PHOTO OF MYRON BENTHAM. IN FULL, FULL QUALITY AND ANOTHER. OF THE SAME GUY. HE'S A BARRISTER. THE GUY IN THE PHOTO IS A BARRISTER

AND WORST OF ALL MY POST ABOUT HIM HAVING GLASSES? NOT TRUE! NOT

NOT TRUE

SOMEONE LET ME EDIT THE WIKI

[seasonalflowerr]

Theo and I were sharing asks and I do NOT want to leave you out so I am pointing my microphone at you!! The people want to know: what are your thoughts on the ranchers' sleep schedules?

:D thank you for not leaving me out !! <3 this is so cute of an ask, what the heck? So, what I have for you is: To me, Tango has sleeping problems. He is wide awake during the hours in which the world is sleeping, and he long ago accepted that this would, likely, forever be the case. He sleeps when his brain lets him sleep, and sometimes that is long after his body has finally given out. Well. Something something, unstoppable force vs. immovable object. Jimmy is a sleeper. An early bird (hehe) who cares about his sleep and likes to get his rest time in. He's annoyingly punctual with it, too, like. He could be wide awake one minute, then his bedtime rolls up and he can barely keep his eyes open. Not necessarily by choice, just that natural sleep clock taking its toll. But. I have this idea. That like. Jimmy helps Tango get to sleep? It takes a long long time of cuddles and gentle voices and some quiet but more often than not, it puts him to sleep for hours. OH and a bonus headcanon of mine: Jimmy is a little touch-starved (my personal favorite headcanon HONESTLY-) so it's literally wins all around. All the cuddles they could want, plus some actual sleep for Tango. I also like to think that Jimmy also tries to help him relax enough to sleep, like with tips and tricks? Breathing exercises, decompression techniques, etc. They may not totally work most of the time but Tango appreciates the effort and definitely at least tries, if that makes sense? That's just a small side thing that I considered, too. Now, this isn't to say that Jimmy's method solves everything forever. There are still MANY nights that Tango gets up randomly throughout the night and will be up till sunrise, or doesn't come to bed till then, near-collapsing into the mattress. Some weeks, it seems as though their sleep schedules are completely opposite, where Jimmy's getting ready to go out for his day and Tango's just coming in. This just means that, some mornings, Jimmy will stay in bed a little longer, to rest longer as Tango is just getting tired enough to do so. He'll let the sun crawl further into the sky, let the chores and jobs wait. If it means he gets that time with his Tango, if it means he finds the gentle reassurance of helping him get to sleep, he doesn't mind. The world can wait up for him, can't it? I know this wasn't the MOST prose-y description of it, and it's not the most extensive, but yeah. :) these were my thoughts on that! i'd love to answer more, if you have any other ideas! i'm really trying to get back into this stuff, because i'm hoping it might help me write, so. yeah! thanks for the ask this was so fun dfksjfdkds <3

[lopez-richter-fangirl]

for those who dont use social media that much, someone made a wedding post thread on twitter so everything will be in the same spot :))

https://twitter.com/starkidinsta/status/1680286007910907906?s=46

Wooo thank you!

[toastybugguy]

Guys.

I drawn Some Boys.

boys of my very own.

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[hamletthedane]

Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

[kleefkruid]

I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was

[jotasuis]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[bronzetomatoes]

Why dont we all look at Andy

[briarrolfe]

Sometimes I think about my old manager at work who, in order to prove that the organisation was safe for trans people, told me about a fellow trans employee—a woman who was passing! who wasn’t out to me or to anyone else!—and about how chill everyone in management had been about her needing to take time off TO GET VAGINOPLASTY. He was not her manager! He was not her friend! He did not work in HR! There was no way he could have come into this PRIVATE MEDICAL INFORMATION without being told by another manager who had gossiped. And even if there had been, why the fuck was it any of my business!

Likewise, a friend of mine was just told by a school principal about how a prospective school was safe for trans kids… because a trans girl whose parents don’t affirm her at home is able to be affirmed at school. This information about this child’s gender and home environment was relayed along with her FUCKING GRADE LEVEL. This incredibly vulnerable kid was wheeled out as a selling point by the school with way more than enough information to figure out who she was.

In order to make the argument that a place is safe for trans people, cis people are wayyyy too happy to give out private information about trans people. With allies like these, who needs enemies!!!

[eurekq]

Anyways here is the official gofundme set up by sonya masseys surviving family if you have the ability to give her family real tangible support

[sleepyyghostt]

inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life