#the E boys

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

"Cause when they write the history of my life, I want it to include you."

JSUT FUCKING SAY ELI AND EVAN FFS ISTG LIKE OH MY GOD

@aesthetic-writer18 babe they're being adorable and I'm dying rn ELI IS FIXING EVAN'S HAIR. IT'S SO CUTE OHMYGOD

hes smiling so bad rn it's adorableeee agdjgsjandhshja I cantttt

[sister-cna-reader]

a group of guys from another school try to get into Anya’s business but Anya is so level headed(and sees right through their thoughts) declines their offers. Then Damian comes along and shows them how a real man treats a lady.

Chef's Kiss Anon!

Friday

“Hey cutie,” an Adam’s Prep Academy junior asked, thinking he was sly leaning against the storefront door and stopping Anya’s path. “You. Me. At the movies. Tonight.” 

It is a horror movie, not that you’ll know until you're in my arms. 

“I’m sorry. I have to help watch my baby brother.” She declined, barely putting in the effort to be polite in tone. 

Saturday

“Are you as sweet tasting as you look?” 

The boy was twiggy thin and his brown eyes were over bright. 

His thoughts were… as tasteful as his pick up line. 

She saw the colors and emblem for Adam’s Prep Academy again on his duffle and could only hope the teachers there weren’t making pick up lines a part of their curriculum. 

How inelegant. 

“Ugh. If you bite me You. Will. Die.”  

She could not walk away from his dumbfounded face fast enough. 

Monday

She caught the colors before the name of the rival school came for a “Battle of the Block.” 

The biter and the leaner were both in the players huddle, their purple and yellow uniforms garish on the field. 

“Ugh.” 

“You better relax and look away before your face gets stuck like that.” Becky advised, pulling her friend up into the stands. 

They were seated, a row behind Damian and the E-boys who caught Anya’s disgusted expression with a chuckle.

“Oh man!” 

“What’s got you in a tiff Pinky?” 

Their good natured ribbing finally pulled the scowl off the Forger’s face with a long suffering sigh. “It’s like Adam Prep Academy has a homework assignment to use the worst pick up lines.” 

“You gonna do something about it?” Damian asked, eyes focused on his textbook, yet listening with a tilt of his head. 

“What can I do? I doubt I can knock sense into them with the All Boys school situation they have going on. I sincerely doubt any female teachers work there with how their acting!” 

A few hours later with the game over and won thanks to Watkin’s skill, the group made their way across the field. 

“Hey look it what we have here! A pretty little bit of cotton candy.”  

Anya had promised her papa she wouldn’t punch anymore boys but they just didn’t get it! 

She curled her hands into fists only for a cool hand to pry the fingers open with his own. 

Curiously, Damian brought their entwined hands up to his lips, giving a soft kiss to her knuckle. His golden eyes on the rival school athletes the whole time. 

“Starlight, when did you say the premiere for the Spy War Movie was?” 

“Uh..” She blinked frantically, hearing a cacophony of “!!!!!!!!!” from her friends behind their ‘I’m superior to you’ stances and expressions.  

“S-Saturday at 7 o’clock. Why?” 

His golden eyes met hers and he seemed to purr. “I need a plus one. You’ve always been a big fan yes?” 

Who even cared about terrible pickup lines and jocks who couldn’t read a ladies disgust?! 

This was Bondman! This was the movie premiere of Spy Wars! The LIVE ACTION! 

She leaned into Damian’s bubble, ignoring the way his face burned and how he squeaked, squeezing his hand against her chest so he could feel how excited she was.  “YES! Yes! I’ll totally go with you Damian! Should I wear a tux? A fancy dress?” 

“Take notes boys…” Becky snickered, enjoying the way the realization come over Damian’s face. 

Anya was practically clinging to him now, hearts and stars in her eyes while Desmond looked a few beats away from a stroke.

[heshrat1]

me when my left labia hangs out when i shower.......

[auroblaze]

After all that happened in Dark Beginnings youo mean to tell me HE'S JUSTS GOING TO SEE THEM???? AND I'LL JUST HAUVE TO BAWL MY EYES OUT????? HELLO??? HELPME

[thelvadams]

E-123 OMEGA in DARK BEGINNINGS: Finding the Way

[desmirai]

Robots and Computers???

[martinsblackwood]

I'm worried that maybe I'm like Brad and Hunter. And like my dad. I don't wanna be a bad guy, Edwin.

[star-trekster]

ST@CEC 4: Deep Space Nine; In Charles’s Shadow

[yellow-dejavu]

[wassup-its-e]

gay people, whats your opinions on boatboys /silly

no effects ver :

[this is not ship art, do not tag it as ship art.]

[chick-it-out]

[senkkei]

professional style cramper for @cadavvera

[victusinveritas]

[rechicken-and-waffles]

Select a Story 💙❤️🩷💚🖤

Happy 20th Anniversary Sonic Heroes!!!

[eternvlsound]

Nintendo USA website (December 2001)

[strange-aeons]

what is it like to have to bathe a hairless cat?

(I'm thinking of getting one of those gremlins, so i need to know.)

slippery. giant squirming buttered ravioli. for the love of god do not let it escape because you will never recapture it (too slippery) (slippery all over your house) (horrible)