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[martinsblackwood]

I'm worried that maybe I'm like Brad and Hunter. And like my dad. I don't wanna be a bad guy, Edwin.

[salemruinseverything]

killjoys dashboard simulator

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hey does anyone know what the fuck is up with that dr death defying dude. i swear that guy is either psychic or a spy how the fuck does he report on shit so fast

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he's the reincarnation of cecil palmer

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who the fuck is cecil palmer

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wgat the fuck is a podcast

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#delete later

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#you have a tumblr account???? #what the fuck hi #sorry you're losing man the people are thirsty for the venom sibs #i voted jet idk what they're on about

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i didn't do it

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i'm never selling you a single ticket ever again

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power pup?

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can anyone fucking hear me

[rockintapper]

the um

te sec2ond one, the thi3rd one

ok so basically i say whar i think about rhythm heavem chatacters. starting with Tengoku brcuase why nawt

readmore ebcuase this posr long as hell!!!!! please work this time

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karate joe: hi kasper the he <3 i wana hug him,

hair vegetables: what Thr fcuk

sarge: idk. attention march

squadmates: petar

air batter AIRBATTERR 💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💕💞💕💞💞💕💞

space umpire: perpetual smiler

the clappy trio: your sequel stinks!!!! /sillay i love your wigs

sneaky spirits: get bow and arrow'd l plud ratio /j

samurai steve: hi sage hes really cool actual6 #chilling

yokai (the thingies the samurai slices): pe uliar little cratures. up to no good

rats: thr cheese

ms. whiskers: THE FIRST CAT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

sick beats doctor/dr. cutlery: hes vibing ong. why do you hsve an endless game

thr viruses: leav that litlle guy alone >:(!!!!!!!

yellow organism (sick beats): little guye :) dj yelo

the donpans: theyre all dating your honor

yagura-chan: spiteful luttle child i love her. may she grow up and pan

mahou tsukai: hi rocket The WIZARB!!!! magic autism

ojou-chan: flowers autism

the monster (wizard's waltz): STOP EATING MY PLANTS

pengiuns (showtime): yhe dillays i love them they deerve the worl

monkey (showtime): i just read about him. gonna make him explode now

rabbit: boing boing boing boing boing b

tram and pauline/poline: hi cheese THE FOXES the foxes ever hth foxes ever the

space gramps: i widh he was my grangpa 💔 /j

space dancers: pa-pa-pa-PUNCH! put some respect on my boys plea

q maou: AAGH. AAH. AAHHG. AG

contestant: hi 56 hes. hes jist like me frfr /hj

play-yan: hi sunny i really liek. his uh level. minigame. wharever it s called its like. really calming. unless im Going for a Perfect!

mini chounin (power caligraphy): the dancing dancers

akai mono (polyrhythm): i uh. i dont have anything about these thangs. what

RAPMEN: YO. SANJI DESUKA

urakata aki to ki (bouncy road): my children. i love them. i would Kill for th

spheroids (bouncy road): you have a page? on the rh wiki? what?

ninja and the lord (ninja no shison/ninja bodyguard): augh

toss boys: hi ninety The toss bous. they hehheeh3he hugs ao-kun

yuka: YIPPR YIPEEE YIPEE YIPEEEE YIPEEEOEIRIRJ HI T YUKAIEJEBE ^_^ totally isnt dating a tall tapper shes totally not dating a tall ta /lie

giraffe: dont fucking look at me like that

tanaka (ninja reincarnate): AAHHHHHAHAHAEHRHDSHSHEHD /VPOS I LOVE HIM IDK WHERE THIS LOVE FOR HIM CAME FROM BUT I LOVR HIM

kanojo: ypure in good hands. mostly. (cant get the fast part of ninja reincarnate)

waru mono (ninja reincarnate): w,,ario?? w

soshiSOSHIIIIIIII SSOHIIIIII SOSIIOOII SOSHIII EOSBSISI SHSOHSHSIJSSOSHUSII SHSOOSIUSHISJS SOOHSIIII SOSHIII SSOSHISJEOWSHIWJEOWJWJSJSSJEJESK SOSHSISB SSOSHHS

cosmic girl: Rude™ (/hc). may also be the commander in amrching oerders 2,

cosmic dancers: space dancers HATE THEM! /silly

TH RAPP WOEMNEKENENNE kan sbejebdjeTHR RPA WOMRN THEJEBR YURIIIIIIIII JRIIII YUEIII YUIII!!! YHRIIII hi cheese

MAN-K: mN i lovr him hes so cool dud e whaha

biribiriuo (night walk 2): STOP ELECTROCUTING PLAY YAN 💔💔💔💔

usamimi maki sensei: i love the face she makes whe n i press a button too earlu/late. may also be cosmic girl

space rabbits: ive seen you in waroiware.... pets yu

buta-san (tengoku remix 7): pigy :]

barista: i hc his voice is jasmine wright's from the rh iceberg

people at the café: only (canon) black person in the entire series helooo

neko machine: meow. meow. meow.meow owah owah mah? mah? o-mah? m

honse machien: wha,

love-san: suki (cheering)

mr. upbeat: hi tomano tucking him in giving him a goodnight kiss and a glass of milk <3

mannequin; i wonder what game yoyll be in the futue

anata: hi 56 i love his goofy ass smile go girl give us everything

drum girls: wait whered they come fro

samurai drummer: no way. it Tsunk

samurai drummer's band: i did not know you existed hello??

oba-chan: protect. protect. protect.

pwner: Kill. Kill. Kill Kill. Kill. Kill. Ki

producer: who tf are you? what? wait lemme rrad about yo7 furst

im back. music autism

ok thats all the characters in rhythm tengok!!! thanks for Did yiu read all of tjis? zamn!! congrats dude /gn

[pyladeshungover]

intro post

Tara // 29 // Australia

she / her / hers

oops i got into hockey sorry guys

my url is from approximately 2013 when I was a les mis blog, and my pfp is athelstan from vikings in a flower crown because that was cool in 2015. title is from the boat that rocked. I've been here forever.

i'm very not normal about sidney crosby, matthew tkachuk, and travis konecny

i'm slightly more normal but still unhinged about claude giroux and jamie drysdale

i do occassionally lb the hockey - pens lb, flyers lb, sometimes panthers lb

tag lists also i do tend to be pretty good about tagging everything so if you blacklist nothing should slip through

I did not realise you can only access that page on desktop but also the hyperlinks won't work in this post so here's the list:

FROM THE SELF

my face; sort of - my face and my thoughts

university life - university/college experiences

adulthood - attempts to function as a successful adult

millennials - the Adulthood Experience™ specific to millennials

life is hard - depression tag

so not straight - i am queer

mine - shit i’ve made or drawn

tumblr - i’ve been on this godforsaken website since i was 15 and i hate everything about that

RELIGION

blessed is he who comes in the name of the lord - christianity

jc and the boys - jesus and the apostles

jc and the girls - ladies of the disciples

upon this rock - history of, stories about, and images of the church

do not be afraid - angels 

your kingdom come - prophets, saints, and the apocalypse

the old gods are dead - graeco-roman mythology

folklore - local folk and fairy-tales 

WORLD AFFAIRS/CULTURE

straya - things about Australia

auspol - Australian politics

uspol - US politics

i’m a pathetic history major - general world and cultural history

who likes bad jokes - especially awful attempts at humour

words - poetry, quotes, literature

reclaiming the women - feminist re-tellings of fictional women

humanity - the good and incredible things about humans and community (also includes human and alien speculative fiction)

christmas - i love christmas

covid 19 - self explanatory

2020 - see above

2021 - mamma mia, here we go again

2022 - we’re three years into The Great Loneliness

FANDOM

fandom / fanfic

# - 911

A - abfab

B - brooklyn 99 / black books / beauty and the beast / birds of prey /buffy

C - criminal minds / code black

D - dirk gently / doctor who / disney / derry girls

E - elementary

F - firefly / fresh off the boat / friends / fleabag

G - great british bake off / grace and frankie / greys anatomy / galavant / game of thrones / gilmore girls / the great / the good place

H - holes / hunt for the wilderpeople / the hobbit / hannibal / hamilton / harry potter

I - inside llewyn davis

J - jurassic park / jesus christ superstar

K - kingsman / killing eve

L - lethal weapon / lucifer / lotr / les mis

M - moulin rouge / mamma mia / moana / mad max / the man from u.n.c.l.e. / mindhunter / miss fisher’s murder mysteries / the marvelous mrs maisel

N - narnia / nhl

O - the office / the old guard / oitnb

P - pushing daisies / parks and rec / the princess bride / psych / the prince of egypt / the parent trap / pirates of the caribbean / pride / prodigal son / phantom of the opera

Q - queer eye

S - spn / star wars / scrubs / the song of achilles / schitts creek / santa clarita diet / six the musical

T - teen wolf / twilight / to all the boys i’ve loved before /

U - umbrella academy

V - vikings / venom

W - what we do in the shadows / the witcher / wonder woman

X - xfiles

HOCKEY

nhl

hrpf

the rituals are intricate (n-h-is-for-for-homosexuality-l)

they’re so stupid 🥹 (memes)

hockey narratives

hockey art

hockey poetry

hockey vid edit

Players tagged initials jersey number (ie. sc87)

Other player tags - hughes bros / tkachuk fam / love thy goalie 

Ships - tknp / sidgeno / drygras / mattdrai / brioux / mike likes jeff but jeff loves mike / swaymark

Teams - bruins / ducks / flyers / gritty / leafs / oilers / pens / sens / stars / yotes

Liveblogging semiregularly - pens lb

Liveblogging very occassionally -  flyers lb / sens lb / panthers lb

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[el-dritchknight]

#mtas#my time at sandrock#mtas spoilers#mtas oc#mtas oc ♡ li#I AM. UNWELL!!!#PEN 🤝 LI FRIENDSHIP IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE#still thinking about that one piece. with li crying 🥲#and pen being S H O O K -#( imagine the aftermath™ of losing such an important part of your life - )#( and having nobody!!! to confide in!! because everyone else spits at the very mention of his name 🥲 )#yay li!! you are a hero!! and the one person you wish was there to see - ...ISN'T#..do you think he hesitated even once during the fight??#( or was he ultimately proud?? that the one to do him in™ was his very own skinny arms?? )#IF IT TAKES A VILLAIN TO MAKE YOU A HERO...#PFFTT HOW COULD THEY POSSIBLY LOSE!! 🙌😤 THEY HAD THE BEST TEACHER!! 💪✨#( GNAWS ON WOOD )#U N W E L L!! (x)

i'm sorry i just *had* to put these tags in because i'm currently McLosing It!!!!!!!!!

"He was my friend."

[sadboysimps]

𝐉𝐉𝐊 | 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 | 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑶 - 𝑮𝑬𝑻𝑶 𝑺𝑼𝑮𝑼𝑹𝑼 - 𝑰𝑵𝑼𝑴𝑨𝑲𝑰 𝑻𝑶𝑮𝑬 | (𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊)

Okay so I'm fkn scared to publish anything because I have no skin and will probs breakdown from small mean comment :)

So yeah I've been simping to these three and instead of being a big boy and opening my x mas presents, I'm avoiding it and wrote these. Obvi these are my thoughts and how I see the characters etc. sorry if there is any miss info or such :(

Genre- Fluff, kind of smut

WARNINGS ! : mentioned probable drug use; weed - mention of depression - sexual acts - bondage/shibari - mention of fem receiving oral - hickies/bite marks - mentioned rough sex

All characters and reader are 18 or older!

Written w/ afab body in mind ig. You could read this as gn!reader if you ignore one mention of boobs and being eaten out. I do want to aim for gender neutral, but with set anatomy its easier to go in depth. Also, as a guy ftm eheh I do want to aim to write male!reader too. If I write that it is.

Minors pretty fkn please Do Not Interact with posts or blog ok? :D

𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑶

Choso is tired depressed 150+ years old man in young body who probs has worst case insomnia.

Probably smokes weed tbh.

Is not that talk active because he has no energy.

Loves to hear you talk, smiles lazily while you tell him about your day or interests.

Cuddles. I mean the whole man screams 'sit on my lap or lay on me plz'.

Look look, 80% of the time you are either riding him or he is slowly fucking you while laying on bed (you on top, spooning or cuddling).

I mean, tired™. if he has some energy burst, he will dick you down (if you up to. You probably are because its rare).

a f t e r  c a r e  k i n g !

Not too much into dirty talk or degrading on main, but if you ask, he will go Sukuna on you.

Tit man, his fave place to rest his head face and listen to your heartbeat and breathing while 'napping'.

Will gladly put his head on your ass too.

Fastfood 💯💯💯

Goofy, albeit in super tired way so...

I mean I can't empathize enough how sleepy ass fucker this man is. he literally looks like he hasn't slept in 150+ years 👀

Love him tho

𝑮𝑬𝑻𝑶 𝑺𝑼𝑮𝑼𝑹𝑼

Suguru is that bf who just shouts elegant to all your friends. The calm, collected personality and long hair... Ah...

If you aren't from Asia or have Asian culture in your life/around your friends, they will question how casually and often Suguru wore his Buddhist priest clothing.

He has gotten used to it and finds it comfy, no further explanation needed.

Although for date nights he will dress up hot affff... Obviously.

Everyone somehow waits for his voice to be low af (me included) and is shocked when they hear him speak for first time (and maybe after that too) (me included).

I mean he can def do some nice low growly whispers in to your ear...

Got a feeling he would smoke weed sometimes.

He knows what that body does and loves to work out without a shirt in front of you. Ahaha pants hanging lowww...

When dressing up in bit more casual wear he will put shirt on last, because he loves to teasingly sway those hips and flex his abdomen in front of you with jeans on.

His torso is screaming for shibari, he isn't. (Ugh thanks fanart with him tied up 🥵)

Eventually will let you tie him up for fun, not for sake of restraining, but because he actually was curious how he would look like with red rope wrapped around his bod.

Won't shut up about how he is still in control, and you better not try any tricks with his hands bound behind his back.

Loves how it looks, wants to see you both in matching shibari. Wants to call Gojo to do the honors and tie you both up but neither of you trust his damn ass with it 😂

Arm around waist when in public.

Softly grabbing the side of your jaw to pull you in for quick peck.

Such a fucking sweet man it's unbelievable.

Tho he does voice his gruesome thoughts to you randomly in public.

Freak in the sheets don't act surprised.

Nicknames like love, darling, sweetie, honey all the time.

𝑰𝑵𝑼𝑴𝑨𝑲𝑰 𝑻𝑶𝑮𝑬

Toge. I... He is so fucking cute and somehow the fact that he barely speaks makes him cuter.

When around your friends or family etc. he doesn't really say anything, not even onigiri :( Because it would propbs be weird for people who you can't explain cursed speech to...

So you often act as his voice, either he uses sign language to tell you something or writes on his phone and shows.

Somehow it comes off as if you're the more 'dominant' and 'stronger' one in the relationship, taking care of Toge and helping him.

Oh boy are people wrong jfkfkfkf...

The fact that he can't express himself through speech makes his actions more preeminent.

While he loves to rest his head on your lap and be the little spoon sometimes, he mostly takes that manly role very seriously (Absolutely NOT in toxic way!!!!)

Being a gentleman and the best caring boyfriend. Always opening doors for you, cooking for you and holding you.

He is basically your 'Couple/BF goals' Pinterest board.

Kinda obvious, but big sucker for kisses. Always, Anytime, Anywhere.

Will make your favorite food for you and master it.

If any of your friends saw how this innocent soft sweet boy (man) pounded you in the bedroom they would be shook.

Pins you down and covers your body in hickies. In places where you're ok with them. He won't force you to walk around with bitten neck if you're not comfortable with that.

Is he using cursed energy to slam those hips on you or is it just love? Who knows?

Toge has nice rough broken moans 💯👌.

Eating you out? More likely than you think. (And you probably think it's very likely).

Rose petal heart on kitchen counter with takeout after you both had long day.

Bathtub with rose petals spelling 'I Love You'. Toge spends too much time and precision to get them stay on their place and will be frustrated when they have slightly scattered when you get there.

You'll just chuckle and tell him you get the message very clearly and give him a kiss.

Loooong kiss, oh right the warm bath.

He sits behind you and massages you.

Do not re-post, copy or translate on any site. Re-blogging (or sharing link to) this post is allowed and appreciated tho.

I haven't written anything in over a year (I used to write a lot), but yeah while avoiding things this inspiration hit me. I'm quite new to anime fandom and anime. The changes of this blogs lifespan being max 2 months are very high.

[cullxtheherd]

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𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 ✨ 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢’𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐩

[🆇]

“Fuckin!!!” He starts off strong but sniffles, scratchy throat hitching as he tramples through the hip-high grass, “Make my own damn cult, HURKULES!” It isn’t the first nor the last time that they’ll have a stupid, dumb, idiot, drag-out fight about absolute nonsense, but? As it always does in the heat of rushing, quaky adrenaline? This feels like the last.

Ready to pillage and plunder a lifelong companionship he wipes at the pollen sticking to the sides of his beet-red, sweating face. “This is the last, stupid, no-good freaking time,” His voice carries on and up the side of the mountain he is traversing on his way back to the trailer park.

The snarl of a nearby, wandering Angel barely phases him and, with ease, he plugs a fat, double barreled load right between their eyes. “S’posed ta’,” Hiking the shotgun up he rests it on his shoulder, booted foot kicking at the corpse to be sure it’s really dead, “Be all about chillin’, grillin’ and bonin’ fat bottomed babes and whoever else I feel like w i t h my brother from another mother, but NO!” He spells it out for emphasis, “Capital N, O. N, O, P, E for Charlemagne!”

It’s been a long time since he has let the world or anyone else get to him like this. Generally speaking he is as easy going as they come, but fights with Hurk always seemed to hit harder than the rest and this one is no exception.

Angrily he wipes at a salty tear daring enough to track down his cheek. “Hate you,” He repeats himself, volume increasing at the sight of another, half-rotten fence he’ll have to jump, “Hate, hate, HATE YOU HURKULES!”

The barbed wire over the top rail is rusted and without much thought he grabs his sweater from over his shoulder, drooping it over in a thick, semi-even fold. Hoisting himself up is easy but the ground is uneven below, deceptively-tall grass a thick cover and he manages to roll his ankle in boots. This adds to his haphazard afternoon and he curses long and loud in a string of expletives that would make his Grandmother proud.

Lost in his frustrations Sharky isn’t privy to the steadily encroaching danger he is in. “Ohh,” He’s focused on his favorite sweatshirt which is caught on the barbs, “What the fuck- f u c k i n g!” All at once he straightens, an authoritative, heavy huff of air commanding his attention. “What the fuck was that,” A country, back-water kind of boy he already knows what’s staring him down but he turns and? Comically slow, leveling his stare with an approaching bull.

“Oh, f-” For reasons unbeknownst to him he runs instead of hopping back over the fence. He and his shotgun part ways before he ever sees the other side of the pen, “Shit, shitshitshit!” Weeds and tall, sour grasses whip past him, one of them cutting his cheek. “Oh naw, come on mister bull!”

With little hope and no care for his palms and their wellbeing he flings himself over the opposing side of the pen. The bull, ever-so-smarter than Charlemagne, stops just-shy of the prickly barrier and lets out a low, long and guttural moo. Udderly Bovine Triumph™.

“Fuck,” An arm hangs, useless - the webbing between his thumb and pointer is hooked painfully, “The fuckin’ fuck outta you, man!” The animal stomps, chuffing angrily through it’s nostrils and Sharky jumps, causing himself a great deal of pain and discomfort, “Alright, alright! I’m sorry!!”

Three hours later and slightly more than one twenty four pack down the gullet finds him much worse for wear and hollering Blondie, “Once I had love!!” A three quarters empty bottle of Jameson dangles from his uninjured hand; he’s been saving this for a rough day since the Peggies moved in, “And it was a fuckin GAS!”

“Not sure that’s how it goes, Charlemagne.”

“Wha-” It takes a moment for him to focus around a blurring duplicate image of his relatively new friend, “Ah! Hah! Been wonderin’ where you been Dep!”

“See you’re having a… day, hm?”

Sharky snorts, agreement plain as day, “And it is turning into one hell of a night let me tell you- here!” He presses the bottle into the Deputy’s hands, “Join me- commiserate in my misery.”

“Honestly,” The bottle cap unscrews in acceptance, “Impressed you know what that word even means.”

“Hey, hey! Now I’ll have you know that,” He sways, a wide, happy grin on his face and an unlit joint between his fingers, “I got my damn degree, thank you very much.”

“Your G.E.D.?”

“Hell no!”

“…diploma?”

“Fuck that, no! Homie I am talking about a license to chill,” Without missing a beat he sparks up the hand rolled, “An absolute handle on life and the finer things within, Shorty!!”

Taking a beat amongst the flames and pumping disco music to make note, "Sharky-?" It is very strange to see him without it, "Where is your shirt?"

"My-?" In the heat of agitated excitement, "LOST MY FUCKIN SWEATER, MY FAVORITE GUN AND MY MC-FUCKIN COOL TODAY, DEP!"

[lvlywook]

⭒ENHYPEN reaction⭒

to: having a short s/o

tags: boyfriend!enhypen

tw: none!

I haven't posted in a while... hopefully I'll be posting more often from now on!!

hope you like it!

everything is under the cut!

h e e s e u n g

the type to mention it often

you could be getting something you need from a cabinet or a shelf

and he's standing near you

and thinking out loud about how cute you are and how much he loves you :((

i can see him as the type of boyfriend who'd pretend to help you get something, only to put it somewhere higher as a way to tease you

damn you heeseung >:(

j a y

yells

whenever you can't reach something he just screams cause you're just so cute :((

idc what you think but he would lean on you very often

and what you're doing doesn't matter

you could be cooking or cleaning

or just standing somewhere

maybe waiting for something/someone

but no matter what he's leaning on you somehow if he's with you

he'd be the type to bend his knees when leaning in to kiss you (?? does that make sense? lol - like he would bend his knees to get on your level in order to kiss you properly :3 hope that made sense)

j a k e

i don't think he'd mention anything often out loud

but he'd nearly combust each and every single time he sees you

cause he genuinely believes you're the cutest being on earth :D

the type to be really polite and respectful about it (but let's be honest - all of them are that way)

he would ask you if it's okay for him to tease you about this kind of stuff first

since joking about people's heights can make them uncomfy sometimes (it's me, I'm others heh)

ALSO he'd love to randomly pick you up and steal you away for himself :3

s u n g h o o n

a TEASE smh

if he sees that you can't reach something he's gonna make fun of you lol

at least he won't laugh at you (he'll giggle)

but he will be a smartass about it

"you can't reach that? lemme help you since you're struggling so much"

"you really need me in your life, don't you lol"

"how are you so small?"

"do you want me to pick you up so you can finally reach something for once?"

he would stop teasing you once you start bringing a chair with you tho

to my short people out there - tall people can be replaced with chairs and stools :)

s u n o o

probably wouldn't care at all

"so what? I'm not that tall either"

he will help you if you need him to but he won't mention it much

he finds you cute no matter what

and height doesn't matter to him at all (not that it would to any members - i just feel likw some have preferences lol)

"just bring a stool or something"

"i know you love me, but I'm not always gonna be getting stuff for you"

"you should've brought a table or something smh"

"how are you gonna survive when i'm not around?"

j u n g w o n

a savage™ (are we really surprised tho?)

"how are you so short?"

"i heard apples help with growth, you should eat some"

will look over your head and be like "where are you?? i can't see you :P"

never stops teasing you unless you ask him to

"my small child"

"you're a dwarf lol"

will backhug you a lot :3

will also try to steal you for himself a lot

and completely LOVES the height difference you two have :3

n i - k i

similar to jungwon

"you're sooo short" giggles

MXKXJDND PATS YOUR HEAD OFTEN :(((

if you're too short to reach something and ask him to help, he'll get the thing and hold it above his head and tell you to jump for it lol

he'd laugh a lot (not at you but like, about you???)

if you're shorter than him by a LOT LOT he'd baby you and it doesn't matter if you're younger or older than him at all

if you're older he'd still use honorifics but like- you're still HIS baby, not the other way around :)

a/n: if you guys have any ideas on what i could write next you can send a request!! i hope you liked whatever this is and I'll hopefully be back to post again soon~

[aurallyaddison]

Welcome to

How I Draw The Members Of Tally Hall (of a very specific era)

Or, this is some gourmet bullshit

bobrt

i don’t know why i gave fucking robert howard cantor spiky anime hair but shit dude it looks good

don’t forget his little mole i will kill you /j

glasses oval!!!!

his ears are like. idk they’re big remember that

he has a soft dad face™ he looks like if my dad was nice

josehp

CURLY HAIR SUPREMACY IT’S SO FUCKING FUN TO DRAW

ok we jokingly call him hoe jawline but he sure has one! [redacted for gay reasons]

the C H E E K B O N E S bullshit didn’t come from nowhere

always looks either like he’s going to kill you or like he’s about to cry

i swear he has a resting >:3 face

if you bother to draw his glasses they’re ovals too & usually lower on the bridge of his nose. like a librarian. library man

rsos

the sciencer is the one that doesn’t have glasses ok i see how it is

w i d e mouth. all the better to :) with my dear

FLUFFY HAIR

if i knew how to draw beards i’d be having a FIELD DAY with his

child (but not really)

oop almost forgot to mention nose. it kinda big

ndrw

face? oval

friend shaped but more likely to actually kill you than joe

bang s

hair spikes are just a MUCH more subdued version of robs

rectangular glasses. rectang le

zoob

EMO HAIR ZUBIN SUPREMACY

hair doesn’t have to cover his eyes tho

he’s like me. tall & skinny. put some meat on them bones you Utter Child

his glasses are rectangles but fuck you, you get SQUARES

[yuta-nakamots]

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[schmeesky]

Keone NSFW ABC’s

been listening to a rather specific playlist recently and followed in the footsteps of the Simp Council to write these! Enjoy! 

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Not big on aftercare. He doesn’t like to cuddle or anything, gives the man anxiety. He always has to be doing something; So laying in bed and doing nothing while he still has the energy to be awake doesn’t jive well with him.

On the off chance he is exhausted, he is the big spoon. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.

Unless you’re Adrien.  

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Big fan of his partner’s legs. Any shape or form, every pair has unique curves and edges to them and he will appreciate the fuck out of them. 

Keone doesn’t really look at his body as attractive or pleasing. If anything, he doesn’t like that he’s so short; though it has its advantages when he’s on the hunt.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes to paint his partner's face. Close your eyes or you will lose them, he’s like a fucking pressured geyser. Usually shoots a good amount, until maybe the 5th round. 

Loves to watch his partner swallow/seeing it pour out of them when he pulls out. 

Likes when his partner comes inside of him.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants his ass devoured. Literally makes his legs w e a k. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not a whole lot but is very open to learning. Picks up on things very quickly. Very much likes to be told what his partner wants.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position where his partner can feel his entire weight or leave marks on his back. Missionary/Mating press are where he gets to show off his strength, so he’s very into those. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Very serious; holds that ever-famous glare of his the whole time. Keone thinks of sex as a serious bond between people, even if it’s casual and fleeting. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Aside from the ChiaPet-like bush on his head, he doesn’t have much hair. Some on his chest, and a small trail down to his crotch and a little patch on his chin.

He takes extensive care of his head-hair though. Wash, condition, moisturize, brushes it everyday and everything. He styles his with bee’s wax for Kill Time™, but for the other time, it’s the full routine. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Keone is more intense than romantic. A bite here, a scratch down his partner’s back there; but rarely will he kiss anyone. He’ll stare into your face to watch your reactions - see what makes you tick but not from a romantic perspective. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He be wankin’ sometimes. Nothing super special. Probably does it more than most but nothing outstanding or anything.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Is being sneaky a kink? Lol. 

Biting 

Restraint (likes hands over ropes mainly)

Dirty Talk (from his partner) 

Scratching

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere is good. And I do mean anywhere. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Bratty behaviour is a good turn on for him. Annoying him will definitely get him going. Give him a good reason to shut you up. 

Teasing is another huge turn on. Lightly brush his hip. Whisper something quietly in his ear. The little stuff drives him crazy. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

The usual stuff. He is not into degradation at all.  

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

King of blowjobs. Champion or Tongue Technique on all genital surfaces. The Deepthroat Dictator. Oh and pleeeeeease pull his hair while he eats you out/ sucks your dick; he will be putty in your hands after. 

If you want Keone in a good mood, deepthroating is the way to go. He goes absolutely crazy for it; might even get a small moan out of him.  

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He uses pace as a tactic of sorts. If he’s going slow, he’s waiting to see how long it takes you to beg/for him to lose control. But he is veeeeerrrryyy patient. Slow, deep strokes until you sing for him. Then it’s a trip to Pound Town after that. Forget your hips, it’s time to break the bed.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies will happen very often. He almost prefers them over traditional before-bed sex. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Keke wasn’t into risky public sex. But with more experience (Adrien) he is very into it. Like an addiction almost. It gets his blood pumping like nothing else (aside from murder).

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Keone has the energy to go about 4 rounds and then some. If he is pent up, it's even more than that. All night, possibly. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t use toys and doesn’t want to use them on his partner. Doesn't care if they use them for themselves though. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Keone likes teasing a lot. He likes to be a brat while taming the bratty, if that makes sense. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not very vocal but it depends on what you're doing. Might hear the occasional moan slip, but it's mostly deep sighs, grunts, and growls.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loooooves tits. Like if he could sleep anywhere, he would want to lay his head down on soft titties. Tits of any kind too, no discrimination.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

7 inches. Thicc cock. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has a pretty high sex drive! Takes care of it himself more times but his partner will get the brunt of it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It takes him a bit to calm down afterwards. Most of the time he is up doing chores after. 

If he is truly exhausted, maybe about an hour or so, then he’s out like a light. 

[oogaboogaspookyman]

That's it- @mewtwoandme get over here lmao-

[MEWTROUSLE]

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.

.

*you, a human child, are travelling through a snowy forest... It's so cold*

*you find a large stick, heavy and strong, prolly a branch... You try to pick it up but it's too heavy which is very obviously visible like- it's fucking huge why would you pick it up it's too damn heavy for you-*

Hmmm... Oooohhhh...

*it's so cold, it's so... So... So cold*

*you keep walking down the forest... Suddenly...*

*CRACK!*

Wha?!?

*you look behind yourself... The branch broke... Something is here with you*

*you run away, as fast as possible, sometimes hearing someone walking behind you but ignoring their footsteps, you run and run and run and run and run as fast as you can*

*you ran until something got in the way, a tall wooden structure... Something is behind you*

*H e y t h e r e k i d d o .

*you stands still, having accepted whatever is coming to you...*

*D o n ' t y o u k n o w h o w t o g r e e t a n e w p a l ?

*T u r n a r o u n d a n d s h a k e m y h a n d .

*you turn around with closed eyes and reach for this man's hand*

*you grab onto the hand and...*

*PPPBRBTRPTBTPTLTLGJFTPTPPRPPBBHH*

*WAS. WAS THAT A FUCKING WHOOPIE CUSHION. WHAT THE FUCK*

*the man is revealed to be... A Wholeass Red Mewtwo™ with a blue hoodie*

*hehe- the ol' whoopie cushion in the hand trick! that never gets old.

*you are... Amused, apperently. This fucking sucks but you do you i guess*

*i'm hugo, hugo the mewtwo.

*you shake his hand again, but careful to not set off the whoopie cushion again even though, APPERENTLY, it's funny to you*

*now i would be on the lookout for any humans that pass by, but i'm too lazy to bother.

*now my brother blu? he's a human hunting fanatic!

*hey i think that's him over there, just pass by this wooden structure over here.

*it's supposed to not let any humans enter but eh.

*you both walk in, then suddenly-*

*quick, hide behind that conveniently shaped lamp!

*you run to hide behind the conveniently shaped lamp*

*Then... A tall blue mewtwo with vitiligo wearing armor walks into the scene, Hugo looks up at him*

*HUGO?

*sup.

*YOU KNOW WHAT'S "SUP", BROTHER!!

*IT'S BEEN HOURS SINCE I TOLD YOU TO GO RECALIBRATE. YOUR. PUZZLES!!

*AND THEN I FIND YOU DOING NOTHING AT ALL LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!

*YOU'RE ALWAYS SITTING AROUND, BOONDOGGLING, SLEEPING IN YOUR JOB, DOING NOTHING MORE THAN THAT!

*actually i was looking at this cool lamp, pretty cool huh?

*OH YEAH ACTUALLY IT IS.

*WAIT.

*NO IT'S NOT! IT'S JUST SOME LAMP SOMEONE PUT HERE!

*aw come on bro, it's really a ton to deal with for me.

*a skeleton.

*drum beats, that pun fucking sucked ass... BUT FOR YOU IT'S COMEDY GOLD I GUESS- you got shit taste in jokes, kid*

*OH GOSH DARN IT!

*bro you're smiling!

*I AM AND I HATE IT.

*you're smiling because to you it's genuinely funny, you heathen*

[end.]

Now i kinda wanna see Blu as Papyrus lol

(U don't have to draw it of course, just a thought)

Sans and Papyrus

Raphael and Donatello

How many other comparisons can fit these two?? XD

[sporkkles-irl]

Do you have any Sanders Sides prompts for a lonely bored artist?

OOOH SISTER I HAVE A TON: 

 1: Remus wearing roller skates and a tank top that says “Gotta Go Fast” on it in bright pink letters (points if the rest of his outfit doesn’t match at all and is incredibly obnoxious to look at). 

2: Patton in a pastel flower crown!!! 

3: All of them in flower crowns!! 

4: Deceit with a lil snake child (points if the noodle boys is on his head or around his neck) (bonus points if it’s mirroring that one vine) (extra bonus points if Deceit has a flower crown) (extra bonus point triple if the s n a k e h a s a f l o w e r c r o w n). 

5: Some hanahaki disease Virgil!! 

6: Virgil and Patton makin cookies!! (bonus points if they’re covered in flour). 

7: Logan bridal-style carrying your Side of choice (bc STRONK BOI). 

8: All of them in color-coded scarves!!! 

9: Remus, Roman and Logan planning out how to break into Area 51. 

10: Remy and Emile talking over some tea. 

11: POCKET SIDES!! (points if Thomas is carrying them somehow) (bonus points if Remy and Emile are there too)!! 

12: Virgil chilling with a cat. 

13: Remy or Virgil in a beanie!!!!! 

14: Any of the Side’s rooms (head canons obvs) (they don’t have to be like full drawings, just sketches will do fine). 

15: Roman fighting the Dragon Witch!!! (points if Remus is there too) 

16: Fusion logos!! Basically take any two Side’s logo and fuse them!! 

17: Side Fusions!!!!! 

18: Your Side of choice as an animal. 

19: Emile as a gem!!! 

20: Logan X Crofters 

21: Any ship of choice in a suit & tie or a wedding dress (bonus points if you go ham on the cuteness factor) 

22: Roman X Perfectly Manicured Sword 

23: Lawyer Patton as the OBJECTION!! meme guy! 

24: Lawyer Deceit saying “smirk." 

25: Judge Roman and his broken gavel. 

26: Juror Virgil blowing a raspberry. 

27: Deceit is sick and needs comfort!!! (Go ham on cute) 

28: Logan in space!!! 

29: Draw some fanart of someone’s AU!! 

30: Patton with a big floppy hat!!!!!!! 

31: PATTON WITH A RABBIT/DOG/PET 

32: Virgil as the Man In The Moon. 

33: Roman offering your Side of choice a rose!!!!!! 

34: Rebel™ Remus with a bloody baseball bat!! 

35: Remus and Deceit doing an evil laugh. 

36: All of them as gems!!! 

37: Roman riding a dragon!! 

38: All of them in a Sereotypical High School clique (Virgil as an emo, Roman as a jock, etc.). 

39: Logan with a funky tie!!! 

40: Patton actually wearing his cat hoodie!!! 

41: All of them with those weird harnesses with like a leash on them, with Thomas holding all the leashes. 

42: Logan and Emile being tie buddies!! 

43: Patton and your Side of choice picking flowers!!! 

44: Logan reading a book to Virgil to calm him down. 

45: Draw them wearing those Disney Ears headbands from those photos!!! 

46: ^^^ Design Remus and Deceit Disney Ears!!! 

47: Draw them all in their holiday sweaters!!!! 

48: Remus wearing one costume element from all the other Sides bc I feel like that’s some thing he would do. 

49: Design your own Sides!! 

 I hope this helps you out Anon. Happy drawing!

[peter-maximoff-imagines]

Shower HCs (Peter Maximoff x Reader)

No one asked for this, but I'm feeling it soooo... Pronouns: Gender-Neutral (if you'd like to request different pronouns just ask ❤) Warnings: Nudity (I mean, they're showering together so), steamy kissing, swear words, bad writing ____________________________________________ - You only suggested it because you were running late

-Like an, "I've gotta leave in fifteen minutes and I feel like a grease ball so can just jump in with you?" type of thing

- he was like "ok..." but secretly he was like "HoLy ShIT"

- he would try his best not to... stare?

-Bless him he'd just turn his back to you and keep rinsing his hair and try really hard not to get a boner

-But then you'd be like, "Peter look" and he'd turn around to see that you'd given yourself a mohawk with the shampoo and he'd laugh and just be like "holy fuck they're cute"

-But then you'd be like "Here, let me give you one"

-and he smiles and you start to lather up the shampoo in his hair and your nails feel really good on his scalp

-he's just in heaven aww

-You know that face that dogs make when you scratch them behind the ear?

-Yeah, that's basically the face he makes everytime you play with his hair

-just a content little smile -he gives you a little beard with bubbles and you do the thing that kids do in the pool where they flip their hair over on itself and it looks like George Washington

-Everytime he'd laugh those f u c k i n g d i m p l e s

-He looks so cute with his hair all slicked back from the water awwwwwww

-you stop to play with his hair for a second and everything's so warm and soft and soapy and sweet

-And he turns to you kind of abruptly and is like,

-"Hey, can I kiss you?"

-And you're like, "yeah..." but in your head you're like "HoLy ShIT!!!"

- and he kisses you and you can feel him smiling and his nose and cheeks are red from the steam and w o w i e

-and it was fuckin gentle and shit! Not like Peter, who sped through literally everything. It was slow and nervous and soft and sweeet.

-and both of y'all are all wet and slippery and soapy

-his chest is right up against yours and it kind of turns him on a little bit

-You run a hand through his hair and bite his lip softly and he groans and pushes you back against the wall.

-Your arms are around his neck and his hands are grazing over your hips and the small of your back

-the kiss breaks because you nearly slip but he grabs your arms and you steady yourself against the wall and you and you both laugh

-And he's so freakin cute with his wet hair and that wide grin and the little drops of water sticking his eyelashes together and trailing down his nose

-SHIT

-You both decide that you're wasting too much water and you dry off. He throws you an old band shirt and It's all worn out and comfy (He's had it since middle school and it's been worn and washed like 5,000 times and the dye is faded and the fabric is all stretched out and the logo on the front is all cracked you know what I'm sayin? Yeah)

-He's too lazy to dry off that well so his shoulders are still covered in little droplets of condensation

-His wet hair is pushed behind his ears and he's all cute and Squeaky Clean ™

-You end up missing whatever you were going to and you couldn't care less.

-you would ditch anything to kiss that boy

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