#the 1% is what will make the ending spicy af

[alan-p-49]

chapter 9 of love and corruption is gonna be forensics heavy bc I FINALLY CAN USE MY FORENSICS KNOWLEDGE BECAUSE THE STORY WILL HAVE ALL THE PUZZLE PIECES AND I GET TO NERD OUT HOW EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED AAAAAA

[liliththeimp]

sum ghosts hc’s :3 pt 1–SFW

Once again back at it with my SAS wife cos my brain is rotting like disintegrating cotton candy so here are some headcannons i made (posted on ao3 but thought they deserved a bit recognition here too lol)

Now these are just some personal hcs ive made or seen that i liked;

the numbered sfw hcs are going to tie into the nsfw hcs, for clarification!!

SFW:

He loves music, like anything 70’s to 90’s in a sense? Like, sum pink floyd or shinedown (ik but it stuck after an ai chat and i cant fucking let it go-) nu metal, death/black metal, gothic metal, throw in some thrash/groove metal- anything with metal really

Onto my next point, he’s good at guitar, like really good, he has a gibson guitar he named (idfk what he named it, probably after you tho lmao)^1

He’s a straight up asshole, like, blunt calls everyone cunts, he’s just a a British as shoe dude what did you expect. But the funny thing is, if you end up cursing him out like a sailo he will find that as a major turn on ^2

Simple man doesnt like complicated food, just a normal burger and fries and he’ll be grateful. And if you cook good luck he eats like a bear (how else u think he’s bulky???)

He likes winter over any season bc its the opposite of where he’s been, though allergies/sickness do annoy the shit out of him cus he sneeze into his mask and it pisses him off

Likes milkshakes and i won't expand on that.

He’s a big softy for like small gifts, he may not show it but that macaroni necklace he called stupid? He has it on his night stand so it wont get ruined. You got a bracelet you gave him three months ago? He wears it everyday.

Pretty testing and bully-ish, but will just become a stuttering mess when you tame him, the slight blush peeing through his balaclava will give you enough lee way to make him fall in love with you

“blink mf.” 

Stares down new recruits, no exceptions- when he sees you, he ends up staring more

Knows some ASL when he’s not exactly in a talkative mood (not gonna say non-verbal bc, i doesnt fit him? he’s just like middle finger up to say fuck you, thats his sign language lmao)

Pretty big book worm in his free time

Fast learner at anything, i imagine he has a hard time remembering shit bc of his trauma n shit will do that to ya, but if he watched something long enough he can get it down.

Likes some spicy food

Doesn't do video games, he just doesnt think their any fun

OMFG this man- he makes fucking BACON in his GRILLED CHEESE. I argued with him (literally only with a fucking AI bot like some looser but my point still stands;) about how that's an abomination, grilled cheeses are meant for, and paired ONLY with tomato soup, sometimes chicken noodle. but he believes it the most delicious thing, he’s not putting watered down ketchup next to his beautiful creation.

Stubborn and pouts easily, you say something he doesnt realize is a joke he hold onto that grudge. “Why are you so upset right now? What did i do?” He huffed, uncrossing his arms “you didnt hold the door for me and I slammed my face! You didnt even apologize!!” You blinked, lips pressing into a thin line “are you fucking 5.”

his love languages is more quality time than physical touch- but Jesus Christ this man will get clingy af once he trusts you (after he takes off his mask fully 4 the first time, he trusts you with his whole heart- dont break it pwease- hes hes jus a little guy)

Ok really like bully breed dogs, like his favorite.

loves to hold your hand, like if you wrap your hand around two of his fingers specifically, he’ll turn into a blush mess and so so prideful, (like big softy friendly giant who could totally crush you- and he’s like so gentle) ^3

Gives a lot of thought before he compliments you, like studies the way you do things- like, hair clips, clothes, colors, make up, shoes, etc etc, he loves to study your features.

Can cook- like, really good- but ends up ordering takeout or pizza cos he’s lazy

On his trips, like when he get deployed longer than a couple of months, he brings back sand for you from the places he’s been and you have a small shelf full of small files of the sand (unlabeled btw, you just know which is which)

tries not to get angry or lash out or get like, cold or distant with you bc he really cares he’s just scared of fucking up and you leaving once you see how broken he is

Does all those horrible jokes, his voice is slow and gruff and just- gravelly? Like, he talks like the Grimm reaper himself and makes a yo mama joke

Doesn’t know how to ask for attention so he’ll come up behind you and tug a strand of your hair or nudge you- shit he’s thrown pillows at you then stares at you with a straight face “cuddles.”

“Not arguing with a dude with big brown eyes. Like, whatever you say beautiful”

he loves eye contact wen talking about serious shit- like, complimenting you, or saying i love you, he wants you to look him in the face and understand how much he means it….yet you turn into a blushing stuttering mess when he does, and he laughs to himself ^4

Stares at ‘settings’ on his phone to avoid social situations. Argue with the wall.

in the thickest, most unintelligible, uninterpretable British accent possible “YA KNO’ WHAT YOU DIR’Y ‘ITTLE CUNT—”

Incoherent British slang, colonizer alphabet soup if you will.

plays hello kitty island adventure or cooking mama un-ironically

Can’t spell “gynecologist” (geneycologist/ gin-i-colo-gist) or “bologna” (balaonie/ balony)

If there’s ever a baby in the store or something, and the baby is staring at him, he’ll make funny faces (mainly cross his eyes and makes small sounds)

doesn’t think he’ll be a good dad, but still thinks about it- believes he’s not good enough for a family ^5

Anywho continue onto part 2 here for spic stuff you perv >:3

[purplemninja]

Little Nightmares hot takes

[Feel free to comment or reblog with hot takes of your own]

Someone on the LN subreddit asked for people's hot takes and I commented a bunch of spicy ones that I have, which I will copy and paste here (though the last one will have something added to it):

1- People who say that Mono is an uwu-softboi or portray him as such are awful and are doing him a disservice. Like, you can not look at his battle against the Thin Man and pretend that he's a pacifist, not to mention the other kills he made in-game. His fight against the Thin Man and moving the tower towards himself is his most badass moment and these rougher edges to him make him a much more interesting character. So by taking that away and acting like he wouldn't hurt a fly really doesn't do Mono's character and arc any favours, it just ruins it, so people have seriously got to stop thinking that he's a 'pwecious widdle angel' when he clearly isn't, especially when it hurts his character and story.

2- I'm pretty sure that people are expecting this one but the fandom needs to lay off Six, and way the fandom makes it so that Six must either be totally good or totally bad and is not allowed to be morally grey (in between) is so irritating. Just like with Mono, taking away Six's rough edges or smooth ones hurt her character and make her way less interesting. Also no surprise that I say this but the way that the anti-Six people treat her is so awful.

3- In addition to what I said about the golden child Mono stans in number 1, the way that the FNAF books treat Henry is very much like how the fandom treats Mono - only his suffering matters, screw everyone else. Or some go even stupider and treat all of the characters in LN except Six sort of in the same way that the FNAF books treat Henry, basically like "Six and her suffering? She should shut up and suck it up" or even going as far to say that she deserves her suffering. While just about all the other characters (Mono most especially) have their suffering dealt with a gentle hand.

4- I'm pretty sure this is ghost-pepper level spicy but it's so dumb that the fandom claims that Roger is nice. Like bruh, he literally has blood stains on his vest, chases kids, you can hear one that he catches whimpering as he takes them away, wraps them up to be taken to the kitchen, and there's a bloody guillotine in vicinity. Just because he doesn't kill Six or RK on-screen means he's nice? What?

5- They should've made a LN2 DLC where you play the game as Six and get to see her perspective of everything that happened, especially that scene. Make them step out of their Mono/Thin Man tunnel vision and focus on Six and her suffering too for a change instead of making Mono's overshadow everything.

6- Six being the Lady would be disappointing AF and lazy that they're recycling Mono's fate. I'd be better off if Six was the next Lady and not the same one encountered in LN1, but I still prefer a different way for her story to go (or maybe make my new depressing interpretation of her ending (where she's not the lady but is still stranded at sea with no innocence or humanity left, making everything she went through all be for nothing in the end) the actual ending for her).

Plus, you're telling me that the remaining staff on the Maw (The Twin Chefs) were like "Oh, this kid that we tried to murder earlier is our boss now" and Six is like "Oh, I'm not going to kill these guys who tried to add me to the menu earlier. Plus I'll hire an exact copy of the Janitor and get a replacement for the one and only mirror I was able to fight the Lady with since it broke and try to board it up in the same room that I found it in. Yeah, it tooootaaaally would prevent another me from being able to get it in the exact same way that I did".

Not only that but they also put a child in charge of dealing with other business-related stuff on the Maw like shipments of coal and vegetables (or maybe someone else did that)? So stupid.

7- Runaway Kid's name is not seven!

8- The ridiculous double standards of self defence. Why are Mono and Runaway Kid allowed to defend themselves from monsters trying to kill them but Six isn't?

Mono - Smashes a bunch of bullies, pulls the trigger on the gun to shoot the Hunter, beats some living hands to death, probably burns the Doctor alive, kills some viewers by electrocuting them to death or luring them off of a ledge, and probably broke every bone in Thin Man's body before Thanos Snapping him.

Fandom - Eh.

RK - Electrocutes the Granny to death and disintegrates the Shadow Kids with his torch.

Fandom - Whatever

Six- Helps Mono shoot the same Hunter that kidnapped her and locked her in his basement (and she didn't take the gun off the hooks, Mono did), kills one bully after being kidnapped, tortured and hung upside down by them for who knows how long (which will eventually kill you), cuts off Roger's arms with a door when she was cornered, eats a rat when there's no other food nearby, eats a Nome instead of a sausage that she knows is made of human flesh, eats the Lady when there's no other food anywhere, and kills some guests who are reaching over to try and eat her on her way out of the Maw.

Fandom - Monster.

Now, I'm not saying that what Six did was good or what the boys did was evil, but people have to stop acting like it's okay for one character to kill to save their own lives but not the other.

9- This stems more from a certain artist that I won't name to avoid people going to harass them, but on top of the self defence standards, people also have to stop with the double standards of bad things happening to a character due to another character's actions. What I mean with this is that while yes, Mono had no way of knowing that Thin Man was behind the door and getting Six kidnapped by him was a mistake, that does not, however, undo the fact that Six still got kidnapped or that her kidnapping is not that big a deal all because it was an accident on Mono's part. Especially when people won't give Six the same leniency when it comes to Mono becoming the Thin Man. Six had no way of knowing that Mono would survive the fall, let alone him being stuck in a room on a chair for decades and turning into the Thin Man, yet that is a big deal despite her not knowing but her kidnapping isn't because it's also an accident?

And lastly,

10- Another ghost-pepper level spicy but AUs where Six pulls Mono up yet all the suffering she has to go through before that is 100% the same as in-game makes her a way, waaaayyyy better person than Mono. This goes double for AUs where Six realises that he's the Thin Man (you know, her kidnapper and tormentor) but decides to pull him up anyway. Like, Mono as Thin Man decides to kidnap and torture an innocent version of Six, cursing her with the hunger and making the child Mono have to torture her to save her, but Six decides to pull him up despite all of the pain he put her through. Even more so when she realises that he is her kidnapper. That makes her a much better person that him. Though it also makes her kind of spineless. I'm not saying that she should drop him, but in-game the player can abuse Six in some ways (running when holding her hand, which makes her stumble, throwing stuff at her, bash her with weapons (even if they don't do anything to her) getting her to fall off of stuff (yes, she respawns or teleports, but still), blinding her with the torch) but not once does Six retaliate until Mono attacks the music box, making her a bit of a doormat TBH. Yet some people in the fandom portray Mono as the doormat instead, it's like the fandom goes out of its way to get Mono and Six as backwards as possible.

Additionally, fan content where Mono doesn't apologise for getting Six kidnapped in the first place, or torturing her during his fight against her monster self makes him a huge jerk. Like, this girl has to suffer because of his actions (unintentional, perhaps. But as I said, that doesn't make the pain Six suffered go away or not matter) and he doesn't even have the decency to at least say sorry for the hurt he caused her? It pleases me whenever there's fan content where he does apologise, because not being sorry for hurting Six makes him a huge jerk.

It's long, but those are my hot takes.

[fkinavocado]

Hear me out

1. A large group of friends (4-5 friends lol) Harry and y/n are a part of it

2. They vex each other and are always arguing, can't have a civil conversation without a mediator

3. Forced to attend outings and stuff together because they have mutual friends

4. Him being extremely mean to her for no reason (probably because she is hot and he wants her but can't have her because duh she is annoying af)

5. She is very opinionated and never refrains from speaking up for others and herself

6. On one such outing their group plays truth and dare. She chose dare and is given the dare to make Harry hard, Harry boasted that it's impossible because he hates her but she gets offended and uses her liquid courage to strangle him and kiss his neck. He is taken aback and couldn't help but end up all flustered and hard. She gives a victorious smile and he excuses himself amidst hoots and whistles

7. This results in more sexual tension and angry glares between them

8. They have a pool day at one of their friends' place one weekend and they end up having a heavy makeout session but then he leaves without having a conversation.

I had this dream (from what I can recall) NOW IS IT SOME FIC? If yes please let me know and if this isn't then I need someone to write something like this 🥹 I am a sucker for spicy enemies to lovers fics.

🍟

yes hun this does sound familiar ngl but i couldn't tell you what fic it is! i think there's loads of stuff like this out there. i enjoy a good enemies to lovers myself and i don't care that it's repetitive I usually gobble it up if it's good writing!

also i got your other prompt and saving it! the DI one that is 96% finished still isn't ready to go yet so i'm not gonna even dream of attempting sth else til that's posted!

HOWEVER

can i just say smth? i'm a bit sad. people genuinely don't care for long fics anymore. and those are exactly the kinds i love. i'm not talking a 5 part series. that's not long. i mean LONG

even the writers who used to write these super immersive fics are downsizing because ppl obviously go for shorter fics. and it's breaking my heart

i'm not saying blurbs/one-shots aren't nice too, we all love a lil fun smutty piece every now and then but when those are the ones that get over 1k notes and the multi-parts only do well for the first chapter and then get stuck at around 300 notes going further, you gotta ask yourself what's the point of even trying to write smth complex if no one's gonna bother with it

sorry for hijaking your prompt but this was on my mind and just had to blurt it out😅 it's really been irking me lately

[depression-napping]

(Sorry this is much later than I expected to post!)

Ok everyone we did it, we went to Artnia and ate the Vincent pasta and it was beautiful

Full review of Artnia below the cut ❤️

For those curious, Artnia is an official Square Enix Cafe in the middle of Shinjuku that looks like an egg. It’s a bit quieter and smaller than the Square Enix Cafe in Akihabara.

Making a Reservation

You can make a reservation if you live in Japan and have a Square Enix account, but if you don’t, there may be a few spots available for walk ins. It’s recommended to go early, when they open at 11am, to make a walk in reservation. Also, try weekdays for better luck (we went on a Monday). We dropped in at around 12pm and there was space available at 5pm, so we took it right away. They also stop serving food after 7pm I believe, but you can still order drinks.

While it is helpful to know enough Japanese to comfortably make an order, the staff is helpful, friendly, and speak sufficient English. Lots of foreigners visit because it’s a Square Enix cafe, so Japanese isn’t necessarily required.

When you walk in, you can go to the register and tell them you do not have a reservation, but want to ask if they have any space available for that day. If they do they will give you a ticket for an available time and you can come back if it’s later in the day. You can reserve for up to 4 people but you may have better luck for 1 or 2 guests only.

Note that their primary clientele is local Japanese residents, so they do not have an English menu. If you need to, you can use Google Translate’s camera function to better understand what you’re ordering. Not all ingredients are listed, so take caution if you have special dietary needs.

The FFVII Rebirth Menu is time limited and split into 2 parts. The menu items with the yellow triangles say “prior period” and ended on 4/4, so you can’t order them anymore. The ones with the green triangles say “later period” and are available from 4/5 thru 5/10. Blue corners are available throughout the duration of the event (they’re notably Cloud/Sephiroth themed of course).

But what about the pasta

Ok so on to the important part! You already know what I ordered.

Here’s the menu item description:

ヴィンセントデュアルパスタ

二色のパスタでヴィンセントの持つ二面性を���現しました。スパイシーなアラビアータと濃厚なイカスミパスタをご堪能ください。

Vincent Dual Pasta

“A two-color pasta represents the dual faceted nature that Vincent has. Please enjoy* this spicy arrabbiata and rich** squid-ink pasta.”

(*ご堪能ください　go-tannou kudasai means “please enjoy” but it also means “please feel free to satisfy yourself/to have your fill of…” I’m just gonna let ya’ll fill in the blanks on that one 😘)

( ** 濃厚 noukou (rich in taste) can also be translated as passionate hahaha)

I need to talk about the Squid-ink pasta first. It can only be described as bougie AF. Squid ink is already kind of extra. But I think it had frickin saffron ??? And edible gold leaf on top???? And I am fairly certain that in addition to like, a tiny sprinkling of Parmesan (this is obligatory for any remotely Italian meal) there was like, tiny black caviar?????

Saffron?? Caviar??? Edible gold leaf????

If you ever wondered whether Vincent would spoil the heck out of you, the answer is yes. Yes, he would. Only the best with our man ❤️

Squid ink aside, the more standard arrabbiata was also nice. As a pescatarian, I was nervous it would have meat in it, as a lot of spaghetti dishes in Japan generally contain meat. Luckily it seemed to be vegetable-based, there was like a single zucchini or eggplant slice in there somewhere 😂 (Personally, I think a meat-free option suits him better. It’s like, slightly more compassionate than straight up bolognese or something).

Arrabbiata is made with tomatoes, garlic, olive oil, and dried chili. (He pretends to be a vampire so he can get free garlic, guys) It also means “angry” in Italian (or spiciness pushed to excess). This is Square Enix basically telling you they know he is the hottest FFVII character. He’s not just hot. He’s spicy.

Ok but. Was it actually spicy? No, thankfully. Except for wasabi, Japanese cooking tends to be on the milder side anyway—but it did come with some chili peppers as a garnish, in case you want the full experience, lol.

Speaking of garnishes, what is that green thing in the middle?

It’s rosemary.

WAIT LET ME GOOGLE SOMETHING REAL QUICK

…

Oh lord did the people coming up with this concept do their research:

“Rosemary is the symbol of remembrance, friendship and love and was thus used in wedding ceremonies.” (It also has historical links to the Virgin Mary.)

That’s not just a random herb. That’s the most important part. Like?????????????? Is anyone else ok????? I’m glad I didn’t look this up in the cafe or I would have started ugly crying.

The Bottom Line

So was it good? Actually, yes! Artnia is a higher-end themed cafe than most (a lot of them get a bad rap for having barely edible food while overly relying on the fan aspects to carry the cafe). As a themed item it was close to perfect. The thought and care that went into this particular menu was apparent. I really appreciated that.

Also, this was super affordable as a meal. The yen is ¥0.66 = $1 right now, so this was under $10 😭 Caviar, saffron, squid ink and gold leaf for under $10? Seriously what the heck.

(Bonus, here is a terrible photo of the only Vincent decoration I could find in the store haha. It was kind of holographic?? And attached to the bar counter so I had to squat down to take a photo with my very old phone camera. Still made my heart go dokidoki)

The other items on the special menu were also really good! Husband ordered the “Cloud Black Omelette Rice” and he said it was some of the best omuraisu he had in Japan so far. Granted we are not the biggest consumers of omuraisu, but that has to count for something. We also tried the Cait Sith Mog Box drink (REALLY good, if you like Black Sesame) and the Gold Saucer Protein Juice (highly doubt it had any protein but it was a refreshing orange juice based drink).

Plus, for every drink you order, you get a random free character coaster. Check my next post to see who I got ❤️

The special menu is ongoing until Friday, May 10! If a trip to Tokyo is in the cards for you, as an FFVII fan, I do recommend making a trip to Artnia ❤️

EDIT: I lied there is *one* Vincent figure on display and like two tiny pieces of merch (which I will post later, tumblr doesn’t like me rn)

[quill-and-again]

A Moment - Oleander Folderol

[Moments are interactions between Quill and other One Piece characters/OCs that may not ever make it into the more canonical long-form stories. They can be angsty, spicy, smutty, or feature "bad ends". It's a way for me to play with Quill without the weighty commitment of "canon".]

Summary: Quill runs afoul of Vice-Admiral Oleander - "The Hoarder" - speaking a language that doesn't exist in the One Piece catches the observant man's attention. The more he gets to know of Quill, the more attention they get from him.

Warning: While Quill is an OC, I write them in the "reader" perspective, because they're a reincarnator and their first life was this Earth/Reality. As a fan of One Piece, they are almost more "reader" than OC. This can be jarring for folks, hence the warning. (this may change the more I develop Quill)

Oleander belongs to @sanjis-all-blue and has been utilized with permission.

CW: kidnapping, Oleander's obsession makes him a bit Yandere, kinky AF

Thanks to spit-balling about OCs with Blue, this is going to be a small series of increasingly debauched moments.

Part 1 (you are here) -:- Part 2

“Age?” The man questioning you right now was oddly intriguing. Considering you’d woken up with him looming over you.

The curly locks of hair framed his face handsomely, once you could actually see it. For a moment the large glasses had you worried there was an eight foot bug looming over you. Anyone would look handsome after that shock.

“Twenty something.” You promised to answer his questions truthfully when he explained to you that he was a Marine and you were in his custody. This wasn’t the world you wanted to deal with the government in, but you didn’t have much choice currently. “Don’t look at me like that, I don’t know. This body doesn’t remember.”

It was true. As a reincarnator you were used to waking up in a new body and on a new world. But all the worlds before this one weren’t known to you. You knew this world was the One Piece world. But you couldn’t remember being born in this world.

Something must’ve happened to cause you to forget, but grumbling to yourself about your frustrations, in a language no one spoke, had been a terrible idea. By his own admission this was precisely why this Vice Admiral Bug-Glasses had snatched you off the streets.

“This body?” Credit where it’s due, when he quirks a brow like that he looks even hotter.

“Clarification wasn’t part of the agreement.” You say with a smile.

Oleander snorts. This entire interaction has been the most interesting twenty minutes of his 35 years of life. He had you snatched off the streets because you were speaking in a fully foreign language, and it intrigued him.

But when you woke up in his lab you were calm. Calmer than anyone had been. You told him your name, and even spoke more in the language he’d heard before. Afterward you’d translated your own words - not that he had any way of verifying it, but that was the best part.

What kept his interest was how there wasn’t a trace of duplicity in your answers or your body language. Either you were exceptionally skilled at lying, or you were being honest. Given how you’d just declined to answer him, he was more inclined to honesty.

“Quill, age unknown, island of origin unknown, 152 centimeters-.”

“152 point four.”  Oleander gives you a look and your return it. “I ain’t working with much here, doc, every point matters.”

“… 152 point four centimeters,” the annoyance in his voice isn’t from the correction, it’s that he acquiesced. “Parentage unknown. There’s no bounty in our systems for you, so if you are a criminal you haven’t been caught.”

“I can leave then.” It’s not a question.

“No. You’re here until I decide otherwise.” Oleander corrects, pushing his glasses up and straightening up.

He’s really tall when he’s not crouched over. Probably solid as a wall too. His movements are efficient, if not languid. He probably can’t be bothered to spend more energy than required on something that isn’t his magic.

Idly you wondered if anyone else in this world could see the aura of manna that swirls around him.

“Kidnapping, marine? Sounds like pirate behavior.” You’re smiling as you say it, body relaxed. Now’s not the time to try and escape anyway.

Oleander’s smile is anything but reassuring. “You were speaking an unknown language when I found you. Shortly after going unconscious your body changed from masculine in appearance, to feminine in appearance, and your perfectly normal teeth have a pronounced, dare I say, vampiric look to them now.”

You wanted to roll your eyes. The whole body thing was something you hadn’t sorted out and it made it really hard to stay under the radar. Maybe he was doing you a favor - for now you didn’t have to worry about being snagged by slavers or pirates. Tall, dark and bug-eyed might be a useful source of information himself.

He sets a jar on the desk. There’s a miniature set up inside of it that looks comfortable enough - you’re even fairly certain the little opaque section is a bathroom of sorts. You’re already putting two and two together, given the other jars with miniaturized creatures in them.

“Taking the whole ship in a bottle idea to a bit of an extreme, eh doc?”

“You keep calling me that.” He says it so flatly you aren’t sure how he’s taking it.

“Not all doctors heal people,” you answer evenly. “You’re gonna tell me you’re not a mad scientist?”

“I’m perfectly sane.” The toothy grin on his face assured you he doesn’t believe that for a moment. Or he does so much so it proves your point anyway.

“No one is perfectly sane, doc.”

Oleander finds himself almost discomforted by how desperately he wants to know more the more you say. You keep looking at the aura around him so he knows you can see it. Your eyes slipped over the shelves more than once, and you’re still so calm.

It’s refreshing, intriguing, and uncomfortable.

You smile even as you feel your body shrink. The sensation isn’t unpleasant, but the change in perspective is unsettling. Magic in this world didn’t wholly surprise you - the great wide world of One Piece was nothing if not wide and varied.

Once you’re small enough you’re in the jar, it’s pleasant. A good temperature, and the little bed is surprisingly comfy.

“Until I sort out everything about you, I’m not letting you out of my sight.” Oleander explains, setting your jar on his desk.

Oh you’re going to drive this man to drink, you think, sitting down on the bed. Or rile him up enough you get some entertainment out of this all your own. Maybe you can strike a deal with him.

He looks pent up.

[tachimichishrine]

<yall... hear me out.... why do i kinda prefer bottomless bram... been thinking abt him a lot... guys... guys someone... someone please tell me im not losing my mind here...>

"ride me"

⫭◦⨝◦⫬

bram stoker x gn! reader

warnings: nsfw/absolute crack i don even know what i just wrote ngl

what to do when you're horny but your boyfriend has no dick?

what to do when you're horny but your boyfriend has no fingers?

or thighs

or body

or anything

it's really hard to be dating a head

"bram, baby, I'm horny."

"sorry about that."

"😐"

dating a head is REALLY hard

"babe, babe, there's this fair in town, I really wanna go!"

"prepare the backpack" 😼

people gave you weird stares as you carried around a talking head in a baby carrier, and then leaning down to kiss him 🌝

he likes to be put in flower vases because it makes him feel pretty, but obviously doesn't like sunlight 😣

by now, your arms are so strong from carrying him all the time that people ask you if you're a body builder😪

"do you work out?"

"no I just carry my boyfriend everywhere."

"that sounds pretty childish of him, I'd break up with mine if he did that."

"he's not childish. just... incomplete."

the person would leave, and you would pull him out of your backpack like, "dang, sorry about that. you know I love you."💓

his rbf is on all the time

he's so blunt and for WHAT ⁉⁉⁉⁉

"did I ever tell you that I love your eyes, they're so gorgeous, darling."

he doesn't respond, just "mnn" and stares at you with the same rbf 😍

but, whether he admits it or not, he really appreciates you, and he has the softest rare smiles that just make you go 🥰🥰🥰

affection is not his strong point but when he does get soft and cuddly and lets you run your fingers through his hair, he's the absolute king of verbal reassurance and compliments that don't feel fake at all.

but then again if you start to braid his hair he literally can do nothing to stop you ☠☠☠

if things get spicy, things get complicated

you'd think that making out with a head is relatively normal, since the mouth and tongue are still there, but NOPE

words cannot describe how weird it is to carry someone while kissing them but also not being able to feel their body because there is none???

needless to say he is a sub

no bc this man couldn't dom if he wanted to, he can't even move by himself what did you expect???

he looks tired the entire time 🕴

he makes up (sort of) for his lack of... everything with his tongue game

low sex drive because 1) has no genitals so I don't think he could get hard, 2) PLS THIS GUY JUST WANTS TO SLEEP AND LISTEN TO MUSIC, NOTHING ELSE 😭😭

however, he does really love you and everything you do for him, so if you want to experiment, he's totally fine with that, it's not like he hasn't been through worse

oh and teasing him DOESN'T WORK 👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯

once you tried S&M and tied up his mouth, trying to get him to beg, but, once again, he's kinda indifferent

"could you please refrain from choking me, i don't even have lungs or the need to breathe."

so most of the time it's just a question of face-fucking him

if you cum in his mouth it's literally going to pass down his throat and then it's just going to splatter on the ground anyways because... he's a head 🤓

one time, you'd just gotten so crazily worked up and needed him to fuck you, so you suggested letting him fuck you... with. his. ear.

LOOK AT THOSE THINGS THEY'RE POINTY AF TELL ME THAT THEY AREN'T FUCKABLE

you set him up so that he was facing sideways on the bed, just got on top, and rode that mf 💃💃

now he has cum in his ears and he's not sure how you're going to get it out

that's how you ended up spending the night using cotton swabs to get your cum out of his ears, and that's not exactly a story you like to tell people a lot 🗿

[friends-to-lovers-tournament]

Friends to Lovers Tournament: Round 1, Side B, Match 25

propaganda under the cut!

Karmisa:

okay lemme fckn tell you how AWESOME these two are!!! okay so karma is an asshole and absolutely unhinged and the only one he allows to be his friend is nagisa, who seems like an unassuming sweet guy but he is BADASS lemme tell you. and here's ALL THE REASONS WHY THEY'RE THE PERFECT FRIENDS TO LOVERS TROPE:

1. red and blue colour scheme which is a signal that the ship is TOP TIER. also the "delinquent x sunshine" , "kill 'em with a knife x kill 'em with kindness" , "tol x smol"  and many other beautiful opposites trope. 

2. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY they're canonly called "the best soldier" x "the best assassin" and they're fckn RUTHLESS in what they do like YASSS POWER COUPLE

3. karma is the first person to realize nagisa's hidden potential, and nagisa is the first person to look past karma's "natural genius" and see just how much hard work karma puts into the things he loves.

4. normally friends to lovers is very fluffy, but these two make it fckn SPICY AF!! like they're friends but also best friends in a way where they don't hold back in whooping each others ass if and ever they are on opposite sides. most of the time they have the same goal tho (killing their teacher) so they collaborate and come up with the most awesome skills together

5. karma canonly enjoys teasing nagisa relentlessly and has multiple pictures of nagisa crossdressing lmfao. nagisa is too sweet to do anything mischievous like that but yee dkjfsndfjk

Gwiles:

They aren’t lovers YET but it’s obvious that’s where it’s going. Also they are explicitly friends first—Gwen says that she doesn’t “do friends” anymore, then Miles tells her he’s down to be friends with her if she ever changes her mind, and at the end of the movie she does.

[a-bucket-of-trash]

Unexpected and Wanted - Kelvin x Female Reader – Part 1/2

Prompt: Some spicy things are happening in that island ;) (Will be too long to make it in one part lmao)

Tag: very nsfw, smut af, dub con, explicit damn burning

Your eyes opened lazily in that cool night, blinking several times, trying to discern what had woken you. You sharpened your hearing, alert, even half asleep; it wouldn't be the first time that cannibals prowled your cabin on that disgusting island. But seeing the place you realized that it was not possible, not there, in that luxurious bunker owned by the Pufftons, at the end of the island. The door was closed, no enemy was there, you were underground. It was the safest and warmest place to be, especially now, in winter. But if it hadn't been something from the outside, something else had been woken you up, and you suspected that perhaps it had something to do with the soldier who was sleeping clinging to you like a tick.

Kelvin had gotten used to sleeping near you, first because he was deaf, and then because he felt safer, despite the fact that over the months he had slightly recovered some hearing. And over the months he had also become somewhat clingy when sleeping. He went from simply being next to you, to being like now, spooning you, hugging you, sticking to you from behind, with his nose in your hair. You had never stopped him when he did that, after all, you had fallen stupidly in love with him, even though you knew it was unrequited. He was just like that, cuddly. You couldn't complain either, it was absolutely comfortable and warm to sleep like that, although you still wondered why he still wanted to sleep next to you, since the bunker had several comfortable beds and even armchairs.

You closed your eyes again, half sighing, hoping to fall asleep again, but Kelvin squeezed you further into his sleep, rubbing his nose on your neck, half murmuring your name. Your hair stood on end, noticing the firm boner under his pants, rubbing awkwardly against your soft behind.

You stayed still, your mouth firmly shut, waiting for a confirmation of what you thought was going on. Maybe it was a mistake, maybe you were crazy. But feeling one of his hands instinctively searching for one of your breasts was confirmation that you weren't crazy, he was obviously having an erotic dream with you.

You lightly bit your lower lip, seduced, moving your butt towards him, looking to feel him a little more. You knew you had to let him go, that he was going to fall into a deeper sleep soon and stop moving, but the feeling of the warm, generous bulge of him was utterly enticing.

Kelvin moaned your name again, rubbing against you more, which started to drive you crazy. You loved and wanted him so much that you were seriously thinking about touching him, and him whispering things in your ear, with sweet moans, made it worse. You shuddered slightly, rubbing your butt lightly against him, stifling your own moans.

But you couldn't take it anymore, you wanted to feel him inside you, you wanted to know how his body felt merging with yours, even if it meant the end of your friendship with him. With slow movements you pulled down your pants and underwear, just enough, doing the same with Kelvin's clothes, noticing his erection almost slipping out of his clothes.

You carefully positioned him, moving just enough, noticing his glans slipping in easily, your exaggerated wetness inviting him deep inside, forcing you to give a slight moan. It was delicious, better than you had imagined. You moved your waist slowly, very slowly, listening to him moan in your ear, his arm clinging more to you. You wanted to speed up, you wanted to really feel him, you wanted all of him, but you didn't want to wake him up, so you kept your movements leisurely, making you moan louder than you would have expected.

You covered your mouth, static, scared at the idea that he had woken up, but he was still quite asleep, giving timid moans between his dreams. You rolled your eyes, moving again, enjoying the feel of his cock inside you, desperately needing more. And for a rather long time, you stayed at that anguishing slow speed, your hands burning, wanting to hold him, to finally make him yours, while his moans and groans filled your mind with ideas.

Eventually his moans became more audible and, still asleep, he clung to you more, tightly, his waist fucking you in his dreams. He sped up, groaning, his brain waking up, his waist still moving, and, for an instant, he didn't realize it wasn't a dream. He moaned your name, hard, moving frantically, growling, cumming long, burying himself deeper, his hand digging into your hip.

Kelvin took a long ragged breath, smiling at the sea of sensation, pushing your hips against him more, making sure he was in deep, though his smile faded like a switch, looking around, looking at you, noticing your own hand on your mouth, your body. He paled, it wasn't a dream, not that part.

He gasped in terror at the thought of forcing you, scooting off of you, getting out of bed, clumsily pulling up his pants, hoping in part that you were sleeping, though that wouldn't make his actions any less terrible than that. He trembled, seeing you turn your face towards him. You were awake.

"I'm.. s-sorry!" He mumbled with his little speech ability recovered after several months "Oh no... What... did I d-do!?" He took his own head in his hands, startled, looking at you turning to see him, seeing you partially naked, so he covered his eyes "Oh no..."

"Is okay, Kelvin" You sighed, somewhat embarrassed "I have to apologize... You were asleep... And... I guess... you were having an erotic dream... I couldn't help myself, I wanted to feel you"

"Yes, w-with you," He muttered, his face red as a tomato. For a second he stood still and looked at you through his fingers “What did you say? I can't hear well… Did you... say that you... wanted?”

You nodded, rubbing your legs together, uneasily "I'm sorry…I'm in love with you…"

But far from seeing him react negatively, you saw him discover his face, smiling, whispering "And I from you", approaching the bed, his eyes fixing between your legs. Your heart skip a beat, the cravings building inside you, watching him lick his lips as if he were ready to eat the feast of his life.

Part 2

[mari-m-rose]

People You Want to Get to Know Better

Tagged by @yamineftis, thanks bb! This type of thing makes me so nostalgic! Favorite color: pink, teal, white, green, rosegold Currently reading: bunch of DnD material...but last manga I read was Fumetsu no Anata e, good stuff. Last series: I'm actually watching "The office" for the first time, just wanted to watch some comedy. Also weirdly enough I'm watching a lot of anime this season: Jujutsu K, Zom 100, My happy marriage (fave of this season) and after taking my distance from this franchise for years because of the nasty thing the author did, who I will never forgive btw: I'm picking up the remake of Ruroken. It still makes me a bit guilty but I am finally able to separate the manga from its author...I've been waiting for too long for it to have a proper adaptation, so yeah I'm watching that. My donghua for this season is: Link Click season 2! The opening and ending slap so hard, the drama is top notch. It's the perfect time to pick Link Click up now that it has a second season tbh. I was hesitant to recommend it before cause the cliffhanger on season 1's finale was shocking af. Idk how could I patiently wait for season 2. But yeah I recommend. Oh even tho this anime is from last season, Tengoku Daimakyo is great af, wanted to read the manga because of how great it is. Def not like anything I have watched these years. Bruh the prompt said last series but Ig I did it my way. Sweet/savory/spicy: what is savory? Spicy for the win tbh. Currently working on: catalogue design for family business, 2 commishes and bunch of OCs and fanarts, especially DnD OCs. I might show...later. Tagging: Anyone who read this is tagged :3 if you want ofc.

[labcrowndiaries]

Hunger Games AU

Eng

So yesterday I watched the Ballad of Songbirds and Serpents movie and decided I would share with you a Hunger Games AU I thought out a couple of months ago while on a Hunger Games collab.

Hydron:

I'm still undecided on his origin, I'm torn between the following three:

He was from the Capitol but, after an ugly argument with Zenoheld, he got kicked out of the Capitol to the Districts. I'm considering he may have amnesia and not remember most of his life in the Capitol, although he has a few bits and pieces.

He is from either District 1 or District 2, the son of a former victor of the Hunger Games, but the relationship with his dad is awful. Zenoheld always compares Hydron to himself, claiming Hydron is not masculine nor strong enough to survive the Hunger Games.

He's Zenoheld's bastard son, either from his time as a peacekeeper or once he visited the Districts for some kind of business. He's always known who his father is and resents him for never acknowledging him as a son of the Capitol, condemning him to a life of poverty in the Districts.

Either way, his name gets called in the Reaping as the male tribute for the Hunger Games. He's the juiciest gossip in the Capitol (either because everyone knows his origins or because he's the one tribute from either District 1 or District 2 who doesn't seem to have a chance at making it in the Hunger Games), everyone looks at him with curiosity, everyone speaks of him, he's the one that catches everyone's attention, but there is one person who is more interested in him than everyone else in the Capitol.

Clay Fermin:

He's the owner of a big pharmaceutical in the Capitol and one of his closest contacts is president Snow himself. He instantly became interested in Hydron, ever since he laid eyes on Hydron when he got Reaped. He moved enough contacts to have a moment alone with Hydron where he offered him one thing: Being his most loyal sponsor, the one who would ensure his survival. But this huge sponsorship is not for free, oh no, he ain't giving that just like that. In exchange for his survival, Clay wants sex.

The idea:

Hydron gets Reaped and survives the Hunger Games bc he's crazy and resentful af and he's a little bit psycho. He has mental health problems that make him quite the murderer and, since he accepted Clay's offer, he is the tribute with most sponsored resources. He wins the Hunger Games, yes, but that doesn't solve much since now he has to live like Clay's bitch and his relationship with his father stays the same. Every time he goes to the Capitol, he has to reserve some time to get fucked senseless by Clay. He doesn't regret killing people, but he is getting weary of surviving the games only to be some old man's bitch. But every time he complains, Clay always reminds him that he survived the Hunger Games because of him, if it wasn't for Clay, Hydron may have starved or died of dehydration because, although he's good at killing, he's not good at surviving on his own in the wild.

Will Hydron kill him in the end or will he just resign himself to being Clay's living sex doll? That I haven't decided yet, but the story will be mostly Clay and Hydron fucking nasty and Clay abusing the power he has over Hydron to get sex, sex, and more sex 😏

Regarding Hydron's origins, which one do you think is the most interesting? Also, what do you think of this AU? What would you add to make it more spicy? 😏 I'm taking suggestions to improve it.

Esp

Anoche me vi la película de La balada de pájaros cantores y serpientes en el cine y decidí compartirles un AU en Los juegos del hambre que le hice a esta hermosamente rancia ship. El AU se me ocurrió en un collab en el que participé de Los juegos del hambre, pero, como era de selfshipping, no lo pude aplicar 😔 Pero ahora se los comparto aprovechando el momento.

Hydron:

Aún no me decido con respecto a los orígenes de Hydron. Estoy indecisa entre las siguientes tres opciones:

Hydron nació en el Capitolio pero, después de una pelea fuerte con Zenoheld, fue expulsado a los Distritos. Estoy considerando la idea de que tenga amnesia y no recuerde mucho de su vida en el Capitolio más que una o dos cosas.

Hydron es del Distrito 1 o el Distrito 2 y es el hijo de un Vencedor de Los juegos del hambre. La relación con su papá es horrible, y Zenoheld siempre se compara con Hydron, diciéndole a Hydron que no es lo suficientemente masculino o fuerte para sobrevivir los Juegos.

Hydron es el hijo bastardo de Zenoheld de cuando estuvo en los Distritos, ya sea como Agente de la Paz o alguna otra clase de visita oficial. Hydron siempre supo quién era su padre y siempre lo resintió por no reconocerlo y darle una vida de lujos. En lugar de eso, Zenoheld lo dejó a su suerte en una vida de pobreza en los Distritos.

De cualquier manera, Hydron es llamado en la Cosecha como el tributo masculino en su Distrito y es el chisme del Capitolio (ya sea por sus orígenes o porque es el único tributo de los Distritos 1 o 2 que en serio no se ve preparado para sobrevivir los Juegos del hambre). Todos lo miran con curiosidad y morbo, todos le tienen un ojo encima, todos hablan de él, todos están interesados en él de una forma u otra, pero no tanto como un sujeto en particular.

Clay Fermin:

Clay es el dueño de una muy exitosa farmacéutica en el Capitolio y uno de sus contactos más cercanos es el mismísimo presidente Snow. Hydron le llamó la atención desde el primer instante que lo vio en pantalla y movió los suficientes contactos para tener un momento a solas y ofrecerle una cosa: Ser su más fiel y presente patrocinador asegurándose que tenga todos los recursos posibles para sobrevivir los Juegos del hambre. Pero, claro, este patrocinio no es gratis y Clay pide una cosa a cambio de asegurarle su supervivencia a Hydron: Sexo.

La idea:

Bueno, el punto es que Hydron sí gana los Juegos del hambre porque está loquito y tiene mucho rencor en él que se volvió su motor para sobrevivir. Tiene problemas fuertes de salud mental que al final lo vuelven un asesino muy eficaz y, como aceptó la oferta de Clay, es el tributo con más recursos patrocinados de los Juegos. Aunque gana los Juegos del hambre, la vida de Hydron realmente no mejora. La relación con su padre sigue igual y ahora tiene que ser la perra de Clay. Cada que va de visita al Capitolio, tiene que apartar un momento en su agenda para ser follado hasta el cansancio por Clay. Sinceramente, Hydron no se arrepiente de haber asesinado personas, pero como que sí cansa la idea de haber sobrevivido los Juegos sólo para ser la perra personal de un viejo rancio. Y obviamente se queja, pero cada que lo hace Clay le recuerda que sin él Hydron no habría sobrevivido los Juegos ya que habría muerto de hambre o sed. Hydron podrá ser muy bueno para matar, pero no lo es realmente para sobrevivir en la naturaleza.

¿Qué será de ellos al final? ¿Matará Hydron a Clay o se resignará a ser el juguete sexual viviente del mayor? Eso, honestamente, no lo he decidido, pero la historia será mayormente Hydron y Clay haciendo puercadas y Clay abusando el poder que tiene sobre Hydron para tener sexo, sexo, y más sexo 😏

Bueno, ahora unas preguntitas. ¿Cuál de los orígenes de Hydron se les hace más interesante? ¿Qué opinan del AU? ¿Qué le agregarían para hacerlo más interesante? Acepto sugerencias para mejorarlo y que sea su mejor versión.

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (5-11 Feb 2023)

ˢᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃʳˡᵉʸ ᵠᵘᶦⁿⁿ ᵛᵃˡᵉⁿᵗᶦⁿᵉˢ ˢᵖᵉᶜᶦᵃˡ ᶠᵉᵃᵗᵘʳᵉᵈ ᵇʳᵉᵗᵗ ᵍᵒˡᵈˢᵗᵉᶦⁿ ˢʰᶦʳᵗˡᵉˢˢ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵇʸʳᵒⁿ'ˢ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵖᵒᵉᵐˢ ʷʰᶦˡᵉ ᵖᵒˡᶦˢʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᶦˢ ᵉᵐᵐʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ⁿᵒᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰᶦⁿᵍ

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

😊👂‍Murder at the Charity Ball (Miss Underhay Mystery #11) (Helena Dixon, author; Karen Cass, narrator) - another episode in this cotton candy cozy series

🥰Plastered (Zenaidamacrouras1) - 59K, stucky no powers AU; single dad bucky + architect Steve - charming; solid versions of the characters, very enjoyable

😊Half a Soul (Regency Faerie Tales #1) (Olivia Atwater, author; Rafe Beckley, narrator) - quite enjoyed this, liked the neurodivergent rep, very relieved at the lack of 'cure' ending - it did make me want to read/finish the Sorcery & Cecelia series by Patricia C. Wrede

😍Knife Skills (Hark_bananas) - 72K, post-WS recovery fic; reread, forever fave, absolute perfection

💖💖 +180K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

save a horse, ride an ex-jock (alligator_writes) - Stranger Things: Steddie, 9.8K - hilarious, almost-crackfic of a meet-cute at a country bar where electric bull riding shenanigans ensue. If you've seen that video, you get it

eat me alive (emryses) - Stranger Things: Steddie, 7.2K - baby's first rimming - eddie gets the full 'steve harrington treatment' - just delightfully filthy and also tender af

Auld Lang Syne (Annakovsky, drunktuesdays) - AEW: OC/Chuck Taylor, 36K - Family Man AU - do I watch wresting? I do not. Did I still get emotional while reading this? I very much did. shoutout to the great writing here!

shipling rivalries (ScarlettSwordMoon) - Batman: , 5.2K - HILARIOUS crackfic where all the batkids debate & present their cases for who Dick should be in a relationship with. Bruce regrets his entire life. Damian gets to say "That’s what Richard deserves: a strong warrior who can care and provide for him. I believe the correct terminology for it is a ‘daddy’."

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Scooby Doo, Where Are You! - s2, e5-6

Night Court - s1, e1-3

Harley Quinn - "A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special" [s3, e11]

Hot Ones - Kate Hudson Stays Positive While Eating Spicy Wings

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

It's Been a Minute - The love and longing of Luther Vandross; Plus Grammy nominee Samara Joy

ICYMI Plus - The Anal Bead Cheating Scandal That Rocked the Online Chess World

The Sporkful - A French Chef And Cincinnati: A Love Story

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Marchand Dessalines

Shedunnit - A Detective's Farewell

⭐Off Menu - Ep 139: Nadiya Hussain

You Must Remember This - 1983: MTV Aesthetics, Flashdance and Risky Business (Erotic 80s Part 6)

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Rainmaker

Strange Customs - Andrew Seidel | The Lines

⭐Vibe Check - Happy Black History Month, Gahdamnit!

ICYMI Plus - How a 9-Year-Old Took Over TikTok

Into It - Rihanna Should Take Notes from These Super Bowl Halftime Shows

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Creston Dinosaur

Song Exploder - MUNA "What I Want"

Off Menu - Ep 178: Fern Brady

Endless Thread - My Canadian Girlfriend

Ologies with Alie Ward - Scotohylology (DARK MATTER) with Flip Tanedo

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The San Juan Island Pig War

It's Been a Minute - Hot and kinda bothered by 'Magic Mike'; plus Penn Badgley on bad boys

Our Opinions Are Correct - Encore Episode: Gender Essentialism

Digital Folklore - The Internet is The New Woods (Monsters, Ostension, & Moral Panics)

You're Dead To Me - Valentine’s Special: Georgian Courtship

⭐Hit Parade Plus - A Little Love and Some Tenderness Edition

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

The Essential Luther Vandross

Lizzo

Presenting Bad Bunny

Reggaeton Essentials

Folk Metal Forever

Old-School Reggaeton

Alestorm

CREDITS: Burt Bacharach

MUNA

Pop Tropical Bailable

[valleynix]

It’s time for me to absolutely obsess over this chapter

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN TO TPTM AND ALSO YOUUU‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

1:

This entire conversation is making me extremely nervous about what's gonna happen.. GOD IM ACTUALLY SCARED

What I think is gonna happen is either red is gonna come back and get revenge, Miranda is going to kill/or torment reader, or lunatic is going to take over their body and kill the dimitrescus again

IDK WHATS GONNA HAPPEN BUT IK ITS GONNA BE ANGSTY AF

2:

Poor reader is finally going to go to another house

It’s sad but I’m actually kinda excited for when they do go. because one we get a new environment for reader to experience, two we get to see more on Donna (SHE'S MY WIFE GUYS), and three, we most likely get to see angst with the dimitrescus and reader… and I love angst 😈

I truly cannot guess what will happen when reader does stay at Donna’s house but ik it'll be written spectacularly so I can’t wait 😭

3:

OKAY AND?!?! 🙄🙄🙄 reader is basically a freshly cooked chicken wing like what’s stopping you 🙄🙄🙄

4:

CROW! LUNATIC CANON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🦅🦅🦅

5:

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUNATIC AND C!DANIELAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THEM UR HONOR

BDJABJDS I NEED LUNATIC ASKING READER FOR LOVE ADVICEEHDJABSJA

LUNATIC YOURE SUCH A FUCKING DORK I LOVE YOU SM

I need lunatic and c!daniela to have their happy ending

6:

STOP

My poor baby 😭😭 lunatic has been in such a bad environment they can’t comprehend unconditional love. I need them to realize that Miranda is just using them and join reader so they’re happy😭 I hope c!daniela can also show them unconditional love

7:

SHES SO FUCKING GAY

The whole time I was reading this I was just screaming in my mind that she’s a homosexual

Cassandra really needs to learn how to knock sooner or later cuz she keeps on barging in everytime reader is shirtless 😭😭

8:

Well…. I guess red won’t be showing themselves to Cassandra anytime soon

But if this was Cassandra’s reaction to red stabbing them, then I wonder what her reaction would be to the horrendous things Miranda done to reader

9:

Cassandra being the gayest homosexual part 2

10:

Welp I’m sad

This scene was beautifully written and my heart hurts now 😢 they love each other so much they are willing to do anything to keep each other safe 😭😭😭

Miss Cassandra “I hate love and affection” dimitrescu would rather possibly risk the safety of her family than forget her first love😭😭

And the fact reader didn’t say anything back when Cassandra said “Don’t let me forget you, iubita mea,” kinda worries me 😰

11:

You take a deep breath as you open it, smiling at the sight you see before you’re noticed. Daniela paces outside your door, a few red flowers in one hand while her other holds a bottle of wine, and you can definitely hear her mumbling to herself as her flies buzz around her form and crawl on the walls. It’s a cute position to catch her in, especially when she only notices you after she’d paced right in front of you a few times.

SHE'S SO CUTE OMG I LOVE HER

I just know she planned this night 3 days in advance

Anyways thank you for blessing our eyes and souls with spicy Daniela scene 🙏🙏 considering that you said before that writing smut frustrates you (if I remember correctly from a post) this was a really well written smut scene 😭

12:

Your heart beats a little more rapidly and painfully in your chest, but you know you have to do this. “I… Do you remember our talk the other day in the village?” She hums again, clearly waiting for you to continue, and after you’ve gained some courage, you do. “I trust you, trust that you’ve always been such a good thing for me, and I… I think I’m in love with you.”

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 JUMPING FOR JOYYYYY

OMGNSKSBAKJS FUCK YEAHHHH READER CONFESSIONNNNFJABSJ

Daniela’s reaction at first was so funny and I need to draw it 😭😭😭

THIS SCENE WAS SO CUTE AND WHOLESOME AND AAAAA

Thank you for blessing us with another tptm chapter 🙏🙏

I feel like some mega angst is gonna happen soon tho 👀👀 anyways time to draw everything 😈

WOOOOOOOO KORE ANALYSIS LETS GOOOOOO‼️‼️‼️

1. >:3 EHEHEHE, god y’all are gonna hate me LMFAO

2. i have SOME vague plans for what will happen when they go to Donna’s and i’m so excited for it >:) 300k words in and she’s finally getting more screen time

3. NOT THE CHICKEN WING LMFAOOOOO

4. I HAD TO- the idea of Lunatic following Reader around as a little crow and bothering them was too funny for me not to implement it 😭

5. LUNATIC WAS SO CUTE HERE AKDBAKFBSKDB I LOVE THEM, bro was 100% blushing while asking 😭😭

6. THIS SCENE LITERALLY MADE ME CRY WHEN I WROTE IT 😭 it still brings tears to my eyes to know Lunatic is struggling to understand Miranda truly does not care for them :(

7. YOUR HONOR, THAT IS A LESBIAN ‼️ one of these days she’ll stop barging in when she knows they’re around but part of me knows she doesn’t mind finding them like that LMFAO

8. protective Cassandra >>>

but also, yeah- i think we all know she’d go absolutely apeshit upon learning what Miranda had done to her little dork, even if they don’t remember it

9. THE SECOND PART EHEHEHSKDBAJ, only slightly regretting her life choices rn 😭

10. i feel like Cass was very complicated during this scene- on the one hand, she does know that they’re dangerous and what they said may very well work, but on the other… it’s just not FAIR. why can’t she be selfish for once and help them stay alive, even if it means more struggle in the future??? why does she HAVE to forget her first love?????

and the second part >:3 HEHEHEHEHE, there is a reason they didn’t say anything back 🌝

11. WIABSKABDKS THIS SCENE WAS SO FUNNY TO WRITE, the thought of Dani nervously preparing how she wants to go about furthering their relationship is so >>> and she 100% planned it several days in advance, only to get cold feet when she got to their door

BUT THANK YOU!! i think what made it worse was just that i was on such a tight deadline to get it written and published 😭 but honestly i don’t think it was bad, all things considered-

12. AKDHAKDB THIS SCENE HAD ME DYING WRITING IT, THESE DORKS LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH‼️ thinking of Dani half asleep as they finally confess to her just makes me AJDBAKDBAKDBSJ

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING YOUR THOUGHTS ON IT!!!! i woke up and saw the notification and just went !!!!!!! AND GOD YOUR BRAIN-

but AAAA i’m so excited to see how you interpret things in your drawings, but alas, i am off to sleep again 🫡 ITLL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO 🫶🫶🫶

[dailyfanfix]

Fic Rec IV: How to ruin a Dream Lord’s proposal (and get away with it)

source: How to ruin a Dream Lord’s proposal (and get away with it)

Author: @full-time-make-believer

Fandom: The Sandman 

Relationships: Morpheus/Reader

Point of View: Second-Person

Word Count: 3k

Chapters: 1 (Kind of a sequel but can be a stand-alone)

Language: English

Warnings from the author: Morpheus is a menace when it comes to relationships (just ask Nada), reader is out of their goddamn mind, what Matthew has seen cannot be unseen (I’m being an idiot but you’re safe guys, the only real warning is some suggestive stuff towards the end)

Author’s Note: This fic is kind of a sequel to these headcanons but makes sense on its own. It’s also just an excuse for me to have a little fun with these characters, so please don’t take it too seriously😅

Summary by the Author:

Matthew finds out Morpheus plans to propose to you… on your first date. Given what happened to the last poor soul who said no when Dream popped the big question, Matthew and the others are understandably concerned for you. Because there’s no way you’d wanna marry a guy you haven’t even started dating yet, right?

Right??

What you can expect:

It’s a very entertaining story, honestly. Especially because all the characters are very in-character. You can clearly imagine all of them, especially Matthew. 

Expect some soft!Morpheus, too, but it’s not OOC. He’s just a dumbass when it comes to human customs. Also, you’re going to be seeing some really good writing, especially the description and the dialogue. It’s fluffy, but you’ll also laugh your ass off because of Matthew.

It gets sort of spicy at the end but it’s not so bad, just some kissing and suggestive dialogue. You can easily skip or skim through it, though.

More subjective thoughts and minor spoilers under the cut.

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(Masterlist)

Posted on September 8, 2022

Posted by Sophia

Ko-fi

I LOVE THIS FIC OMG— anyway

The entire freak-out that Matthew has is just so entertaining, it starts the story off really well. And since he was formerly human, he seemed to be really watching out for Y/N but also Morpheus at the same time. 

I love the way the author wrote Morpheus, especially when he was obviously hurt by Y/N’s words, which would momentarily make you think that there’s going to be an angsty moment: 

Author did a really good job at maintaining Morpheus’ personality even when he was being emotional. 

The suspension of disbelief did not waver at all. Because of how in-character everyone is, you’re really immersed into the story. 

Matthew’s reactions to all the unexpected twists and turns this story takes is hilarious af, and the post-credit scene was even funnier with Lucienne and Merv. 

There’s a little bit of everything in this fic. Tiny bit of angst, lots of fluff, some spice, and a lot of humorous scenes. 

It’s a great read. I like to go back to re-read it every now and then, and maybe y’all would too!

[anime-writings]

Grocery Runs

Ft. Smoker and smol s/o bc he tall and I'm smol (155cm) and always need help going grocery shopping and lowkey self-insert but leave me alone AWOEFJSJFKGLHJD

@childofblackmaria helped come up with these with me ily

tw: Food? Just in case

Man's need to stop living off of coffee and nicotine 24/7. His organs aren't okay I say while I literally do the same on school days

SO Y'all actually start to establish a healthy diet and a schedule for grocery errands and cooking bc he's getting older and needs to get his shit together ily smoker but holy shit I can't be a widow at 30

Man's also got a library in the kitchen with cookbooks bc he can't make anything more complicated than boiling water for his coffee

WE ALL KNOW HE TALL AF OKAY SO HE HAS AN OBLIGATION TO HUMANITY TO REACH HIGH PLACES AND IF HE WERE TO REJECT SAID OBLIGATION HIS LIVING PRIVILIEGES MIGHT BE REVOKED

You know how some veggies are way too high and you gotta like, climb onto the fridge ledge thingy? Man just grabs it so effortlessly while looking at his phone bc he wants to look up the nutritional info. What a fuckin nerd i love him and yea I did it once and fell face first into lettuce and kale trying to get bell peppers

Y'ALL KNOW THOSE SUPER TALL SHELVES?? YOU PUT A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM SHELF AND START TO JUMP UP AND HE LOWKEY STARTS HAVING A HEART ATTACK BC HIS BABY?????

In this case, he'd do one of two things. 1) He picks you up and lets you grab it, or 2) probably knocks it off the shelf like a cat

OKAY BUT I FEEL LIKE THIS MAN IS LIKE SUPER GOOD WITH MONEY AND BUDGETING??? AND LOVES THE SALES

EXTREME COUPONING DILF

He'd probably carry around a calculator and a printed Excel sheet for the month's budget and do some math to figure out the most nutritious food that will fulfill RDA and budget

He has a cap on the maximum number of snacks bc last time you went grocery shopping without him, you bought like a dozen bags of hot Cheetos and spicy chips and ended up spending an hour in the bathroom crying and saying how you'll never eat spicy chips again he doesn't believe you and has banned spicy chips and is currently in a lawsuit with spicy chip companies to sue them for physical and emotional pain in his s/o

a/n: I am so sorry I wrote this at like 3am while I'm studying organic chem and I was like 'CRACKY HCS???? PLS'

[katsukikitten]

Master List 

Series 

Blue Moon

These four walls (rename pending)

Too good to be true

Princess 

Irritated

Summer Vacation ~

Blood Debt 

Sugar Daddy

Disassociate

Lace

Rouge

~Part two~

Just Another Villain  

Pink Rose

Heated

Part 1

Part 2  

Part 3

bonus content

Whisper

Part One

Part Two

Disinterested ~

Part One  

Part Two

Part Three

Hell Bound

Part One  Part Two

Majo ~

Katsuki Cutie x Reader lol half one shot half series

Majo - Dorm Fun

Majo - Late Night

One Shots 

Kitten and Koinu - repost

No one gives a fuck about the drummer

Synopsis: N/A 

Warnings: This is pure smut that I wrote for a good friend of mine :) so spicy and NSFW, aged up band au

Synopsis: When Bakugou goes to the agency's gym to blow off some steam he spies you working late, although it is far from unusual for you to be tinkering away at all hours of the night he still finds himself staring at you through the thick glass. What he doesn't expect is how often he will see you or the effect you have on him. 

Late Night 

Warnings: Pro Hero AU, 18+ AU, might turn NSFW, may becoming a Kirishima story 

Thirsty

Synopsis: You’re a clever detective who is so close to discovering the identity of this crazy blood drinker case that you can taste it. But, per the usual, life decides to throw you a curve ball. A deadly pandemic forces you to quarantine in your tiny apartment for months. Worse yet, you have to share it with your moody roommate who’s temper is unmatched. Will the two of you kill one another or will something else form in your time of lonely isolation?

Warnings: Aged Up/18+ AU, Vampire AU, blood, intense sex, mentions of marking.

 Golden Opportunity

Synopsis: As a villainess who thrives off of chaos you take every opportunity given to you to turn lives upside down with no rhyme or reason. But you especially take delight in the few golden opportunities presented to you and so seldom are they in the form of a hot headed Pro-hero who’s known to walk the thin line of heroism and vigilante and you know you’d do anything to make him yours.

Warnings: Prohero/Adult AU 18+ Au intended for18+ audience, dub con/non con, mentions of cheating, adultery. Squirting, rough sex, imbalanced power dynamic

Greed 

Synopsis: Distracted by your hunky and hungry friends with benefits during a meeting with your boss causes the argument between you and your boss to heat up.

Warnings: NSFW, prohero/18+ AU, voyeurism, boss employee dynamic, adult themes and intense sex

 Nowhere to go 

Synopsis: What starts as just a normal vent session and shower with your boyfriend quickly steams into hot shower sex.

Warnings: NSFW, prohero/18+ AU, hot shower sex, marking.

 Something Immortal 

Synopsis: On your sixteenth birthday a mark appears on your skin setting your fate in stone to seek out your soul mate. But you do not have a natural affinity to this mysterious person, if anything you feel repulsion, resentment towards the mark, so you attempt to shape fate with your own hands. 

Warnings: First few parts will be in UA, the rest will be aged up if I don't scrap this shit. Self harm. Angst af, most likely abandoned...

The angel and the devil

Read aloud for the class

Rapacious

A collab with the amazing ladybakuhoe it was so much fun to just go into the doc and see what the other had written and add onto it! I think our writing blended together beautifully 😊

Humor Me

Late Night, the first one that I totally forgot about and not related to the other series 

Skewed Reflection 

Scarlet Comfort 

Pizza Night ! 

Weighted  

Untitled Sleepy comfort

Ice cream

Home

More sleepy comfort

Anniversary 

Attention Whore 

Warnings: Mentions of self harm 

Sharp 

Warnings: Mentions of self harm

Tongue Ring !  

Break Up

Strength 

Caught ! Aged up NSFW 

Sun and Moon 

 Warm Jacket

No air 

Stargazing

Just friends ! PRO HERO AU

 Part 2 

Ready set COOK

DODGE THIS!

Distant

Untitled

Useless

Weighted

Sun Tea

Waiting

Meal for One

Bruises 

Part two 

Period Panic

5% 

part two

End of All Might

Spicy Ramen

Hot Sauce

Fading Summer

Fireworks !

Going Down?

 Smile

Hollow

Lust and a whiskey neat

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

I object