#thats..almost an 80

[choccy-milky]

herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

[mrmeepsmadmind]

his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!

[kalpalatas]

ok see the thing. that thing about sasamiya/hirakagi. harusono knows her tropes. she's a fujoshi and a writer and she knows her way around bl/yaoi. so she takes these tropes and kicks them in the nuts for her own joy and amusement. and that's the fun of the ride

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

Where the hell did I put my glasses

[rosefires20]

Since I've shared more of my reading interests on here lately, I thought I'd share my rant about the insanity of the book The Princess Bride by William Goldman. Yes. This is the book that is the same story as the popular older movie The Princess Bride.

I'll start this by saying I've never been so affronted by a book before. The closest would be the ending of the first Mortal Engines books (which if you know you know). That ending actually drove me nuts enough that I recall it quite often when thinking about insane books. However, the Princess Bride blows that chaos out of the water.

Not only is the book halted by a lot of extra nonsense that the author throws in of his own thoughts and opinions because part of the story is that he is retelling a book he read as a child and abridging it. The book in question doesn't exist so this is all made up and fantastical. I'm usually down for the silly and extra from writers. I've read Good Omens and plan to read some of the Discworld series sooner rather than later. I obviously recently finished the Hobbit and LoTR. But that is the fun silly that I love. Whatever the fuck is in the Princess Bride bridges on insanity.

The book is mostly the same as the movie EXCEPT for the ending. In the movie, it ends with Buttercup, Westley, Fezzik and Inigo riding off. In the book, it goes further. In to the most insane shit I've ever read in a published book. It's genuinely insane crack fic level material.

Like WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY GET SAVED BY THE PIRATES FROM THE PRINCE'S SOLIDERS BUT HAVE TO LEAVE THE BOAT IN WHICH FEZZIK IS INCHARGE OF ROWING. HE ROWS THEM INTO A WHIRLPOOL WHICH IS WHEN WESTLEY SPEAKS UP AND SAYS THAT THEY HAVE TO SWIM THROUGH THE WHIRLPOOL TO GET TO AN INASSECIBLE ISLAND WHERE THE PRINCE CANT FOLLOW. THIS HAPPENS AND THEN BUTTERCUP WHILE THEY ARE CHILLING ESSENTIALLY TURNS TO WESTLEY AND SAYS LETS HAVE SEX FINALLY. THAT SEX GETS BUTTERCUP PREGNANT WHICH ENDS UP LEADING TO A BIRTH WHERE THE BABY IS BACKWARDS AND TANGLED AND POTENTIAL WILL DIE ONLY FOR FEZZIK IS GET FUCKING POSSESSED AND SHOW UP AND DELIVERY THE BABY SAFELY. THEN THERES A TIME JUMP TO WHERE FEZZIK IS SAVING THE BABY AFTER SHE WAS KIDNAPPED AND HE JUMPS OFF A CLIFF TO SAVE HER AND THANKFULLY THEY SURVIVE BUT THATS WHERE THE BOOK FUCKING ENDS.

WHAT THE GENUIENE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS BOOK. WHAT THE FUCK

[bmpmp3]

grabbing kanru hua by the collar. where is manual mode kanru. where is she.

[the-gay-trashmouth]

Something fun about growing up diagnosed adhd/autistic in a house with all undiagnosed neurodivergent people is that my house, even before I was diagnosed, was kinda set up with my needs in mind.

Like we have small lamps in every room so we don't have to use the big light, the TV always has subtitles, we meal prep and constantly have staple foods that do not change the brand or flavor, there are tables and drawers and baskets for everything in easy reach, everyone has a specific schedule that goes on the fridge. There are so many headphones literally everywhere for anyone. Alarms for everything. And I didn't have to figure it all out on my own when I moved out, it was just naturally set up like this because my mom and stepdad are just like this.

Even the coping skills were already there most of the time. My mom was always really good at knowing when I was overstimulated and letting me find a small dark space to calm down in, and she had a million ways to remember things or stay focused. And they never played mind games, everything was always really blunt and to the point.

It's probably why I did so well at home only to have a meltdown in public or at other people's houses.

[orphyd]

Is this getting out of hand....not at all

[atiianeishaunted]

was planning on doing more but red would've had my head | halloween art dump <3 happy halloween everyone stay safe

[bitegore]

When i say i want to hang out with weirdos I do not mean "I want to hang with gay people and that's my marker for whether or not someone is weird." I'm not saying "weird" and meaning "vaguely aro" or "polyam" or "nonbinary" or whatever. Those are not personality traits. They tell you nothing about what that person is like. If i say I need more weird people in my social circle I'm talking about people who are weird. People who aren't like, going with the grain of any community based on literally anything. I have standards for this. I'm looking for like. People who won't blink if I say i only ever enter my house through the window or when I talk about drinking gasoline and then do it and they see I'm not joking, or people who won't think anything huge of me cracking the top of an eggshell and drinking the whole thing from the top in one mouthful. Or if they do, they do enough same-vein shit that it doesn't faze them. These are not really the same as being part of a very broad group of people who happen to have an exogender or whatever. I have met some incredibly normal (derogatory) trans people and gay people and aro people and nonbinary people. When i say weird I mean weird.

[o-i-w-u]

oh.mygod

[littlest-bugz]

I think Im going to update my pinned for real this time. After my bike ride.

[rexscanonwife]

My partner and I are rewatching gravity falls and after having lived basically on the border to Oregon it makes WAY more sense why Mabel is able to wear sweaters in the summer 😂

[imthatwannabeauthor]

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[kaiserkisser]

I AM LITERALLY GOING TO UGLY SOB THAT WAS THE WORST FUCKING PAPER OF MY LIFE WHAT THW HELL WAS THAT PAPER GENUINELY CRYING WTF

longggggg rramble in tags lmfao do not open them

[red-dyed-sarumane]

glad we are liking the sekarime i will probably be working on a flipped version so i can make a double sided keychain. sekarime selfie wherever u go. imagine.