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brittie-frog · 1 year ago
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Found my new type:
Silly butch lesbians in the late 1900s.
I love them with all my heart and especially that their played by non binary actors.
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mizu0xox0 · 19 days ago
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Batfamily x Joker!reader
No not the DC Joker it's the Phantom Thief Joker
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• So while the Batfamily goes after the usual big villains. Joker!reader is sending calling cards to corrupt politicians, police officers and basically criminals that haven't really been caught by the Batfamily yet.
• Then Batman catches wind of these corrupt people suddenly confessing to their crimes and being taken into custody after their confessions on life television no less or in front of a crowd of people or supporters. But it didn't feel like a confession more of a break down which was odd what made these corrupt people of power suddenly crumble?
• Thats when Batman sends some of the Batfamily members to investigate and then they find the weird calling card and now they learn about the Phantom Thieves.
• They manage to find the connection of the confessions being the calling cards and these Phantom Thieves mentioned in the cards so Batman sends it for some tests only for the calling cards to be just normal paper so something supernatural must be at play for these people to suddenly start confessing.
• Well long story short they decide to start investigating anything suspicious in the city that can give them a clue about these invisible vigilantes known as the Phantom Thieves and just so happens they catch video footage of Joker!reader suddenly disappearing while walking into an alleyway.
• So with that since Joker!reader is a criminal that's being put on probation but living with a guardian of sorts well Bruce decides to bribe the police to get Joker!reader to live with them and it works. Now they'll be under the watchful eye of Batfamily well not that they know that Bruce Wayne and his kids are vigilantes.
• While Joker!reader is in the Wayne manor they are unaware that their every move is being watched except their bedroom of course they still need privacy. Every once in awhile when Alfred goes to clean their room while they're in school if he finds anything like a calling card or a calling card in making similar to the Phantom Thieves one then he'll inform Bruce. From there you'll see some familiar faces in public such as when you're at a unpopular cafe to discuss some Phantom Thief stuff quietly that's when you'll see Stephanie and Tim having some drinks at a table somewhere near enough for you to spot them but far enough to not raise any suspicion amongst you and your group of friends
• Then when you're going to work at the gun shop you're suddenly greeted by Jason who just so happens to be purchasing a gun specifically at your work place odd...
• And one day while in Mementos training with the Phantom Thieves suddenly you see Batman and Robin?! How did they get in Mementos?! And boom the gig is up since you're pretty Batman and Robin were far more skilled than you and your team so you quickly skidadle in the Mona bus. "Wait did that cat just turn into a vehicle?!" Robin says long and you're long gone.
• And ever since that fateful day suddenly Bruce and Damian can hear your pet cat Morgana talking...hell it doesn't take the world's greatest detective to connect the dots that your cat and you are members of the Phantom Thieves and possibly your group of friends.
• Plus they had more than enough proof such as the receipts that Jason had found in the gun shop you worked at for specific blueprints of gun models or other weapon types. An odd app in your phone when Tim hacked into it and just so happens when they clicked the app they were transported to another world and once they were out they could suddenly hear your cat talking. Yeah definitely not a coincidence. Or when Dick sees you going to some shady clinic in the alleyway and just so happens to find a bottle of health supplements in your room that he couldn't find being sold anywhere else. Or how Barbara finds your search history a little odd with the names, news and details of certain politicians plus these were politicians that were given calling cards and suddenly confessed their crimes out of 'guilt'.
• So what is their next move? Do they deem the Phantom Thieves a threat or try to form an alliance with them? After all brainwashing people to confession doesn't feel right even though the outcome justified the means...
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I'll probably continue writing more of this since I kind of ran out of ideas for now. Might have plans for a Light Yagami Reader. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed reading this. And apologizes if the characters are a little off since it's my first time writing for DC characters.
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dooplissss · 8 months ago
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i saw your tags on that post, can you tell me about the homestuck quadrants? i was hugely into homestuck like 10 years ago but i’ve forgotten almost everything. i want to remember the ancient ways
* cracks knuckles >:) *
Matesprit ❤️ is easy, its just what humans see as romance and true love etc. One of the two reproductive quadrants, yadda yadda you get it.
Examples: - Morticia <3 Gomez - Ruby <3 Sapphire - Darcy <3 Elizabeth, with arguably some grey/black romance thru the story but thats what makes it so enduring
Moirails ♦️ is my personal favorite quadrant and is fairly straightforward, tho the canon definition is different from fanon. In fanon, its interpreted basically as best friends/queerplatonic, which, yeah, can and usually does happen with that proximity and thats why I love it, but in canon its more a power balance to prevent violence and death, typically with one figure reining back a more chaotic one. When applying to humans and other fandoms tho its better to lean toward the slightly fanon interpretation since Alternia's violent culture is so different from ours.
Examples: - Nepeta <> Equius - Aziraphale <> Crowley (obvi the situation is changing but lets leave this here) - Dean <> Castiel (obvi i'm team matesprit but canonically they belong here up til cas declares his love) - Joel <> Ellie (this is a strictly platonic quadrant dw) - Caleb <> Nott/Veth (I want to shake liam and sam so bad and explain that the relationship they were looking for was right here and they didnt have to awkwardly choose between romance and friendship)
Auspictice ♣️is the one everyone gets wrong and drives me the most insane. It's a tricky and very specific balancing dynamic thats hard to find, except maybe on the CW. Canonically, its a group of three people, two (left and right leaves) want to outright kill each other. This does not make them kismesis, I cannot stress that enough, kismesis don't want each other dead, but we'll get there in a sec. The third person is meant to prevent them from killing each other, being the mediator. Its rare for this dynamic to not be outright toxic, esp in human examples, but its a healthy option on Alternia to prevent unnecessary murder. I think this dynamic is meant to be temporary tho, even in that culture, as it weighs on the mediator a lot.
Examples: - Eridan <3< Sollux ^ Feferi, unfortunately unsuccessful showing how difficult and straining this relationship type is (also everyone who said eridan and sollux were kismesis owes me $5, I'll become a millionaire instantly) - Edward <3< Jacob ^ Bella - Pearl <3< Greg ^ Steven, a happy ending example of an auspictice (ignore the ptsd)
Kismesis ♠️is. man where do I begin. its so good. its such a fun dynamic, especially when you have a pairing that gets it just right. Kismesis is perfect enemies, arch-rivals that share a mutual respect and drive each other to improve themselves to better outwit their opponent. Its when a captain sees one of their ships on fire and smiles, knowing just who did it. Its tipping your opponents head up by the tip of a sword. Its the bad guy showing up at your doorstep because theres no one else they trust more than their greatest nemesis. Its the other reproductive quadrant because its just as deep and passionate as true love, and it can in fact switch between love and hate very easily and often.
Examples: - Quark <3< Odo (imo the BEST non-homestuck example) - Batman <3< Joker (friend hates when i say this but i'm right, esp with lego batman) - Xavier <3< Magneto - Light <3< L - God <3< Satan, why not lmao
I wish homestuck was seen as less cringe bc the quadrants are SOOO FUN to apply to ships and dynamics in other fandoms and contexts. At the same time, people get the quadrants wrong constantly, especially between kismesis and auspictice. And the quadrants aren't static, you don't have to lock a ship in just one forever! feelings change and very easily turn from black to red to black again, its all so complicated and fun to watch.
Hope all this makes sense lmao, thanks for the ask!
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symphonic-scream · 3 months ago
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Something for Joker... Lemme see what I got
Uh. The unposted Cat au?? I've had this for so long I'll screenshot it with the dates to show
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Nearly a year! Alt text available for anyone who needs it
Morgana is the only human. He works at a cat shelter, and cares for the cats with some others (Caroline, Justine, and Lavenza) but. He can talk to the cats. He tries to be normal about it so he doesn't weird people out but this one group of cats, well...
Akira: *Morgana, give us more wet food*
Ryuji: *OR YOURE GAY*
Morgana, glaring:
Futaba: *HES GAY HE DIDNT FEED US*
Makoto: *thank you for trusting us enough to come out to us, Morgana*
Morgana, whispered hiss: I'm not gay!
Lavenza: ...what?
Morgana: I can talk to cats
Lavenza: ...hey is there a history of mental illness in your family?
Ryuji has a chunk out of one of his ears, and a limp cause his leg grew in wrong.
Haru is the biggest, and fluffiest. Her and Ann have to have weekly grooming visits with the shelter, as the long haired ones in the crew
Makoto's file has a mark that says "must sedate for check ups". One of their vet techs got some nasty scratches.
Like. The rest of the shelter is normal cats and then there's this Gang that tortures the staff that let them know he can understand them
Sae and Tae being an older bonded pair that are like, the shelter mascots at that point
Makoto: Sis, can I sleep with you two tonight? I heard a noise ...
Sae: ...
Tae: get in here kid
Sae has the same flipped up ears but she's a grey tabby, and Tae is a classic shorthair tuxedo
Lavenza, who helped bottle feed the little brown cat from the moment of the rescue of the sisters, watching all confused as usually shy Makoto jumps down from the big cat tree to bonk her head against the shoulder of the (shaved, she had matts) fluffy Ragdoll that was just introduced from a week in the quarantine room: that's odd...
Morgana, tired, hearing the gayest most pathetic attempt at Cat Rizz ever: I think Makoto's gay.
Lavenza: Morgana-
Makoto: hey, welcome to the main room. They had you in quarantine, huh?
Haru: yes! But it was lovely, though I am excited to get to know everyone here
Makoto: well, I'm Makoto, and I'll gladly help you get accustomed?
Morgana: god. What is my life.
Tae: ...where's the kid?
Sae: with her girlfriend, in one of the cubby holes. Now I have you to myself again
Tae: you miss her don't you
Sae: ...
Ryuji and Ann were both born in the shelter, different moms but they were both during Kitten Season so. They grew up together, play together a lot. They tend to curl up with the odd blue cat. He was returned after adoption as a kitten for being "weird". He gets along with the others just fine
Futaba was found in the alley of a coffee shop. The owner can't have pets, but he stops by often with freshly baked treats for them all
Haru was a garden centre cat. The shop went under, and the owners didn't want a cat, so they left her in the closed wreck. The shelter picks her up after two weeks
Sae and Makoto were scooped up from a colony. Sae was from a previous litter with the same mother, and Makoto was the sole survivor of this last litter. Sae was feral for so long, and it's rubbed off on Makoto, who only likes 2 people, and is defensive and wary of other cats
Haru: you're very warm
Makoto: THANK YOU. Yes. They took your fur so I shall lie here and keep you warm in your sleep. Yes.
Morgana: ...smooth.
Morgana: I hate my job.
Akira: *TREATS!*
Ann: *GIVE US THEM*
Ryuji: woah, the mean one is being nice...
Akira: she has a name
Ann: ...I forgot it
Akira: me too. Let's go ask her
Ryuji: DUDE I DONT WANNA DIE
Akira: hello ladies-
Makoto: *glaring* why do you approach?
Akira: ...wanted to welcome the new cat?
Haru: thats sweet! Is he a friend of yours, Mako?
Ann: Mako?
Makoto: only Haru gets to call me that! Makoto, that's my name. And, this is Haru. If you harm her, I'll -
Yusuke: you two have lovely matching souls
Makoto: akfhdkfhfk
Haru: thank you! I do feel something special between us, right, Mako?
Makoto: y-yeah,
Ann: woah, she broke her...
Lavenza: we need to edit her papers, I don't think Makoto should be adopted alone
Morgana: she's bonded to Haru already. Mark them as bonded.
Lavenza: really? I don't...
Morgana: trust me.
Haru gently grooming Makoto while she purrs, a little broken at first, but then it's so damn loud
Ryuji: damn,
Ann: I want what they have...
Akira: *eyeing the "not friendly" cat in the corner* hmm
Ryuji: don't.
Futaba: DO NOT
He gets clawed and gets "I told you so"
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macirollfights · 1 year ago
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Sort of working on on a persona thing featuring herb cookie, I won't guarantee it will finish much quickly but yeah Here is what I had in mind
Think pretty much herb cookie would be the protagonist Velvet room would be a library Snapdragon cookie would be the mascot character Think the cookie who would be taking place of igor is prune juice cookie Velvet room attendants: Creampuff cookie and latte cookie (Tho did plan to have blue perry pie cookie instead) Friend group: So far, Lemon cookie, Cherry blossom cookie, Vampire cookie, Black lemonade cookie, Parfait cookie (anaylze persona similar to rise and futaba) , Mustard cookie, Red Velvet cookie (Rival), Snap dragon cookie, And Croissant cookie (Might change really) Non party member social links:Didn't plan much but currant cream, Almond cookie, And gumball cookie come to mind Store owners: Currant cream cookie (A classmate but has her own store too, Sells accessories and clothes) Dark choco cookie (Sells weapons and armor)
Yeah need to do a separate post for this
Other than that its sort of WIP Herb cookie would move out form the countryside to the city similar to ren amamiya or joker Herb cookie would live with almond cookie as his guardian along with his daughter walnut cookie (Similar to dojima and nanako)
Think the only store that herb cookie would work that I have planned so far is sparkling cookie's juicebar where there would be also social link, Allowing for herb cookie to take advice from sparkling cookie in mostly negotiation skills (speech) and even some dating advice. Sparkling cookie would also usually mention his too young to even be there in the first place, But he still enjoys him working here. Yeah thats about it.
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kandadiff · 2 years ago
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Van Der Wulff : Thanksgiving 5
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The dinner continued with lilted conversation. Shawn’s hand didn’t leave your thigh nearly the entire time. His swelling face was your only reprieve knowing he would definitely be too tired to solidify your deal. 
You ignored the buzzing in your phone, to tired to deal with whatever stupid shit Kassie and Hoodie were arguing about in the group chat or what strange food Tori decided to cook for her ‘quirky’ thanksgiving. Maybe you should have scrolled through the messages, maybe then you would have seen Xavier’s. 
TOP was in deep conversation with GD and with Damien gone I had no one to mouth to across the table. “🍝Don’t you think, thats over-kill.” Bethany asked, her Italian a bit rusty. It was clear she didn’t usually speak it. Lucian as the topic of children came up. His date, a blonde airhead chimed how much Lucian fawned over Lucy. Bethany scoffed chiming in on the obvious favoritism. “🍝How old is she? 8? Can’t your date take care of her?” She glared at the blonde who giggled in response.
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Lucian looked at Bethany amused and swirled his wine in his cup. “🍝Unlike you, Bethany, I don’t leave my children with people I don’t trust.” Bethany’s face tightened. You and I both watched curiously, welcoming the distraction. You weren’t sure what they were saying but you knew it had to be something given her face. “🍝But your parenting has always been different from mine.” He takes a sip of his wine. “🍝Should I follow your example and leave my child outside in the snow with no jacket or shoes? or should I skip that and just douse her in lighter fluid?” I nearly choked on my water. Lucian turned to me with a satisfied smirk before meeting Bethany’s tight smile.
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The maids went to clearing the table while the rest of us mingled or danced to the playing music one of the massive living rooms. People twirled or drunkenly swayed infront of the fireplace. Shawn tried to keep you away from Robin and me by association. It was annoying and eventually he left you alone when you settled next to Bethany, figuring she didn’t seem to like anyone at the party. So you sat and chatted with her. 
Given the second-hand stories you heard about Damiens mother you were expecting a deranged shrew of a woman. But you were surprised to find out she was nothing like described. She was smart, polite and charming. You found yourself just chatting away to her like you two were old friends. While you knew Damien never spoke about his mother you couldn’t imagine why, she was nothing like your own controlling nightmare mother. You’d gladly switch for Bethany. You felt like you could stay on that couch and talk to her all night. 
I, on the other hand, was ready to go home. I couldn’t even talk to Robin, since Negan figured I was avoiding him and kept Robin locked in a conversation. Joker, another man I was avoiding, made himself busy by bossing his hench people around and the one that followed me earlier stayed close enough that I kept noticing him not that far away from me each step I took. I glared at Joker and he met my glare with a shiny smile. I eyed Negan with the younger boy and he locked eyes with me which I quickly looked away and darted towards the opposite side of the room. 
A hand stopped me in my tracks and for a moment, I thought it was him. Until I turned and saw icy blue eyes looking over me. “🍝My little star.” It was Lucian. “Come talk to me.” I sighed looking back over at Negan who was watching us closely and sighed allowing Lucian to lead me towards the window. 
“What?” My tone dripped with attitude. I had known Lucian for a while. Since I went to Italy and was adopted by my second pair of parents. Almost instantly he showered me with attention. At first, I thought it was because his lack of a daughter especially seeing how he doted on Lucy. And of course I found him fascinating. He would regale me with endless stories about his various business, take me along with his sons to the psychics and gypsys that roamed the Italian countryside and let me stay in his castle of a house. That was until I found out he liked me so much was because one of the ‘witch women’ who hung around the gypsys told him some vision about how prosperous he’d be if I joined his family. They told him he take over all of Italy and other parts of Europe somehow instead of the massive territory he had already amassed. He was greedy and selfish that’s one of the reasons I couldn’t be with Damien. Even if it was out of spite.
I didn’t get the chance to refuse instead my father (Daniel) did it for me. Citing I was way to young and he wanted me to finish schooling first. But now that Joker was back… he could theoretically sell me to him. What could I do? The various joker henchmen around us promised I would get far. And now Damien was gone and I had saw Lucian speaking with J when I got back from my trust in the garden. I involuntarily shivered as I walked with Lucian. There was still an air of unpredictability with him. His gentlemanly manor and cocky attitude added to the intensity of his actions. He was calculating and extremely smart, thats what was scary. 
“Is that anyway to talk to me?” He said looking over at Negan then back at me. “I am helping you.” I raised an eyebrow. “You make it obvious when you are avoiding someone.” He laughed “He won't interrupt us. As much as he wants to.”
“Do you want me to thank you?” I folded my arms over my chest. My heel resting on the wall I was ready to run if needed and he knew it.
He laughed “🍝I have missed your spirit. I can get so boring when people so blindly listen to you.” I looked away from him and shook my head. “🍝I’ve known you for a while, my star.” I rolled my eyes at the nickname. “🍝If you have something to ask me, do it. There are no secrets between us.” I felt my jaw tighten. I hated how he knew that. 
“No secrets?” I scoffed and turned towards him. “🍝You sent Damien away right before you went to speak with my father. Why were you talking to him for so long?” He didn’t seemed surprised at the question at all. “🍝Trying to get ahead of Negan? Find out his plan for me and Robin? or trying to negotiate a deal for yourself?” He chuckled and shook his head. “🍝How much did you offer him? Did you even bother with Robin or am I your only target?” He chuckled and shook his head. 
“🍝Why would I do that?” He moved closer to me to avoid being overheard, though all of those who spoke Italian were either gone or occupied. “🍝You think I would plot behind your back? How do you not think I had your best interest at heart? I always have.”
“🍝Always have?” I scoffed “🍝How can I believe you, you practically begged my parents for my hand in marriage. You expect me to believe that my fathers sudden appearance doesn’t stir your desire for that?”
“🍝I didn’t hide that from you.” He said softly. “🍝I have only been honest with you. Marriage is an arrangement to combine our families.” He said simply. “🍝like it is for anyone.” I rolled my eyes. He moved closer to me I was unaware of how close we are instead I was just focused verbal back and forth. “🍝And I did not ask for your hand for myself. But Damien, like all my sons, has disappointed me. He took you for granted and proved to your parents he isn’t worthy of you. Your parents knew it and so did i.“
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“🍝So take me for yourself then.” I challenged him. His smirk was similar to Damien’s. “🍝Thats your plan right? Thats what those witch women tell you. Those fake prophecies. You pay them buckets of money and they tell you what you want.”
“🍝Everything they said has come true.” He stepped closer to me. “🍝they even told you a few things haven’t they.” He moved me out of the way of a drunk passerby.
“🍝Then why go to Joker?” I asked not knowing Negan was watching closely and not liking our proximity to each other. He motioned for Simon to get closer to us. “🍝Couldn’t get to Daniel but maybe Joker will sell me to you and then I can bare you a thousand sons, we can make and army and you can keep me locked up in your castle like Princess Belle.”
“🍝I don’t need a thousand sons.” He shook his head his eyes locked onto mine. His voice and eyes were hypnotizing . I could see where Damien got it from. “🍝I’d give you everything you want.”
“🍝And what do I want, Lucian.”
“🍝Power.” He said noticing Simon and pulling me away in a sort of dance. He stepped us towards the fireplace. “🍝You know that’s what you want. Whether it be with me or Damien or any of my children. I can give you freedom and power.”
I stepped back from him laughing. He held my hand loosely in his own preventing me from straying to far. “🍝and why should I believe that?”
Negan began walking towards us now. Done with the closeness. “🍝i some to your father about his plans here. He claimed to just want to settle and get to know the kids he’s been separated from for over a decade.”
“You believe him?” I asked and he shook his head stepping closer.
“🍝No. which is why I’m going to be watching out for you.”
“Out of the goodness of your heart?” I retorted.
“🍝Despite what you think or say, I still do like you. And if the women are right, why would I risk your life or allow anyone else to?” He noticed Negan approaching us. “🍝being in this business means watching for snakes in the grass. But the Morningstar family will offer sanctuary for you.” Negan made his intimidating presence known, a few feet away from us. Lucian smirked at him. He turned to me and pulled me towards him kissing my cheek, the old Italian greeting. “🍝remember what I said.”
“Thank you Lucian.” I said walking as he walked away. Simon get to me first. He pulled me over towards the corner of the room. He breath had hints of whiskey and his voice was deep with anger. Negan was following us.
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“What are you doing?” He was seething. I rolled my eyes but before I could speak he interrupted. “He knows.” I looked up at him as my heart beat faster. “The garden and the balcony, not to mention whatever was happening there” he cast a glance at Lucian. “Negan knows what you’ve done.” Of course I wanted Negan to find out. Of course I did. But after the party when I was in the comfort of my home not when I felt like a sitting duck in a mansion just outside of the city. I felt Negan behind me heat and anger radiating off of him. Simon looked up at him and stepped back.
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terumimi-your-foxy-fren · 8 months ago
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hi shoutouts to that person who said morgana is the worst character in the franchise, thats mean and stinky!
Morgana is unfortunately a subject of bad writing, especially considering he was put into Haru's arc unfairly and got designated the usually empty role of "telling you to go to sleep, but he's a great character who many adore and love!
He's just a little kitty (not actually a kitty but still)
He's just a silly little guy
Much like the Teddie propaganda from last round, Morgana is essentially a kid! He was created only recently, and is incredibly curious about the real workd! I know the whole thing with him and Ann can be annoying, but he just wants to be seen as cool and likely was inspired to be romantic! We know that according to royal he's really inspired by an actor, so it's likely that with Joker he's seen a lot of romance movies and such! He just wants to be a little charmer!
YOU CAN PET HIM! YOU CAN PET HIM IN MEMENTOS IN ROYAL! AND HE PURRS! AND IT'S ADORABLE!
I understand the annoyance around his runaway arc, but you have to understand that at this point he's having his own struggles. He's finding it hard to feel like he belongs, especially since he's getting replaced in the nav role by Futaba, and he's having nightmares about being from mementos and not being human. Combine that with the fact that the group was faltering in who to take next, and his faith in everyone was plummeting. Normally he can take an insult, but he was at his lowest point here!
His speech at the end of base game is great
Look at him. Look at his cute little face. How could you hate him.
Anyways vote morgana! I love Kotone but Morgana deserves to go all the way!
Favorite Sega Character: Losers Bracket Round 5
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logicroute · 2 years ago
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yawmm yttd social media au <333
enjoy this mess, under cut ! CHECK OUT THE #rexs yttd au FOR MORE FUNNY INFO!!
Sara - COOKING CHANNEL SARA, vlogs time to time. collabs with joe, ramaru, and anzu(calls themself the ‘scuinky gang’, anzus idea) a good amount, sometimes with the others. Most active socials are insta, twitter, and tiktok (all @SAMURAIONNNA) Joe - fashion channel. Vlogs… a lot, does ‘my morning routine’ videos and all of that stuff, collabs with the scuinky gang a lot. Uses insta/tiktok a lot, (@DATAZUNA) also has a tumblr for OOTD photos! (same @ as insta). Sometimes make up videos !! not a lot tho Keiji - Only on insta, posts photos of his kids. his @ is something lame and boring like his name, shows up in the back of saras videos when hes babysitting, in short, L loser dad. Shin - Twitch streamer, HAS A VSTREAMER MODEL PROVE ME WRONG. Posts vods on youtube, on twitter, insta, and tumblr (rarely posts on tiktok, if he does its just shitposts) all under @beanieboy.. Inside joke with reko. FRIENDS WITH REKO. HE DOES MUSIC 4 HER BAND (MOSTLY LIKE, FUNY VITURAL DRUMS AND STUFF) Cute catboy model, swears like a sailor. Plays a lot of horror games, loves them. Bullied by his chat :( Reko - ofc, runs a youtube channel for her band, pretty popular!! Friends with shin, ofc, dating nao #naorekocanon. Posts the most on the bands socials (@ is samuraiba).but also has a personal stuff (under just yasureko) for outfits and makeup. posts tutorials 4 guitar, drums(bongos), u name it, its on the youtube channel PLUSPLUS music videos and live songs! Leader of the Slander Shin Club in his twitch stream chats. Also a mod in them! Alice - Co-owns the Samurai Yaiba socials, posts the more funny stuff out of him and reko. Personal socials are @ALAL, nickname from reko. A lot of behind the scene stuff, some outfits. Isn’t that active
Nao - ART TUTORIALS/SPEED PAINTS !!!!!!! SOMETIMES MISHIMA/REKO SHOWS UP!! Insta/twitter for comms and all of that fun stuff. Maybe, time to time, sewing videos. Vlogs about daily life, such as her buying new paints etc. Socials is @naopaints 
Kanna - PLANT CHANNEL WITH KUGIE !! shin shows up in the bgs/in the videos (forced to be there). Good vibes all around! On social @ is kanplants. Tuts on how 2 grow some types of plants, life hacks 4 plants. Just all abt plants !!!!
Kai - small cooking channel, isnt all that active, mostly shows up on saras. No social media other than like, twitter 4 dming ppl. @ is KaiCooks. One viral video w/o a collab w/ Qtaro, ended badly. 
Mishima - Basic teacher videos, but art themed!! Those fun school cover songs but abt color wheel n stuff like that. @ is TeachMishi, only on tiktok and twitter. No idea how to use either. Sigh <33 my fav <33  Qtaro - Doesnt use social media that much, but when he does !! Its mostly highlights of baseball videos !! @ Is Qtall (dont ask why, he doesnt know either) Only uses twitter and insta. 
Gin doesnt have socials :thumbsup: maybe just a insta to post animal photos, user name is like @user548329 LMAO or @catstan75. sometimes helps sara w/ cooking videos!! dolls -
Ranmaru - Sad boy tiktoks. End post. @ is like marumaru(yes stolen :D). The rest of his friend group bullies him for his tiktoks. :(  Also has an insta to post photos. Thats pretty much it, sometimes photos of his snake cuz he 100% has a pet snake im right <33 prob posts those emo joker photos on insta 
Anzu - VIDEOS OF HER SHOWS !! :D!!!!! @ is clowngal, usually on tiktok and insta. Collabs w/ sara and joe the most, shows up in the comments of ranmarus tiktoks to ruin the vibe. Also the time to time cosplay video cuz i can see her cosplaying 
Mai - Baking Channel, end tweet. @ is bakeryofmai or some funny pun <33 On insta as well, posting those rlly cute photos of cupcakes. Collabs with kai and sara a good amount !!
Naomichi - boxing/self defense videos ! Doesnt post all that much, finds it dumb LMAO sometimes streams with shin, for horror games its him screaming the most out of the group. @ is uhhh prob just his name or smthing Hayasaka - …dumb videos abt how to work computers/genreal how 2 videos. Thats it @ is like LearnHowTo… the idiot dumb nerd <33 the funny <33 sometimes gin shows up in the background/in the video Hinako doesnt rlly use social media, on tumblr rlly LMAOO <33 reblogs fandom posts
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the-coffee-fandom · 2 years ago
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✧・゚: *✧・゚:* Happy Halloween *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
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Only Rocketships
Chapter 1
Tim grit his teeth in annoyance, maneuvering his way around the mass of people dressed in extravagant costumes holding fancy wine glasses, slightly tipsy, laughs as fake as chalcopyrite posing as gold. He ducked as a man swung his arm out, so in the midst of his story telling that he hadn't even noticed him. He grumbled as his eyes landed on his parents, Jake Drake and Janet Drake, who were hosting this meaningless party. They were smiling brightly, Janet hooked on Jake’s arm, seemingly making a toast. Probably to some charity that was taking most of the funds for themselves, trickling just enough into actual donations that it was never questioned. Not that anyone ever questioned it anyhow.
Tim sidestepped a man and his wife, too busy sucking face to discern him there, and then darted for the door. He slipped behind a pillar as one of the caterers brought out another plate of food, a large man who seemed to always wear a bright smile. He and his fiance owned a small bakery nearby and while his parents usually only went for the very best and very pricey foods, apparently their new business had already earned a pleasant reputation that caught their eye.
Once he was far enough, Tim sprinted over to the window, opening it quickly and jumping up onto the window pane. He looked back at the party, giving it a once over. No one could see him here, this was a darker corner of the room that wasn’t being used for the party. He wondered for a very brief moment if his parents would even notice if he was gone but that thought was shook off very quickly. Of course they wouldn’t.
With his mind made up, he lept from the window frame into the dirt below, still moist from the recent rain. The mud splattered onto the wall and the bottom of his black pants. Was it necesary? No, but he would enjoy his temporary freedom to the fullest. He turned around and pushed closed the windows before climbing through the neatly trimmed plants to the driveway. He smiled and began jogging away from the stuffy party, getting farther from the light washing in from the gala replaced with only the shine from the full moon. He found a great appreciation for how it bathed everything in shadows; it gave way to the Halloween spirit.
He made it to a park that was not too far from the city while not unreasonably disanced from the manor. He enjoyed the light breeze that made the branches of the trees sway and his cape flutter behind him. Like Batman’s cape. He wondered over to the swings, abandoned. Kind of like he is. While technically he did have a family, they weren’t really one. They didn’t really care for him; he was simply a show pony to exhibit and earn the crowds approval and love. Brandish a cute kid about and thats sure to gain some more donations and attention.
The swing creaked under his weight. They were old clear, rust running up the metal like ivy up a wall. He barley weighed anything so the quality clear was bad enough to need replacing. Not that that would ever happen. No one had come to this particular playground after the Joker had attacked it three months ago. A death total of twenty. Almost all of them were kids. Tim’s hands tightened around the chain, anger coursing through him at the thought that anyone would dare attack such an innocent group. Tim sighed and swung his feet forward while tipping his body back, letting the swing come forward a bit before falling back, his body following the motion, feet coming to bend beneath the seat of the swing while his body leant forward so the swing went back. A small rush of wind gusted his face with each motion. It was a nice night to be out, cool and only slightly moist.
He closed his eyes and imagined what it would be like to run across rooftops, the feel of the wind bitter on his cheeks, flipping over gaps between each building, his feet landing softly on each roof, and at his side, a large black figure stood.
His eyes snapped open as something fell to the ground. They flickered over to the small play area, not seeing anything. He wasn’t foolish enough to think himself safe though. He stopped swinging his feet, the creak of each movement back and forth seemed much louder now causing him to wince, attempting to drag his feet on the ground to fully stop.
He sucked in a breath and then called, “Who’s there?”
He waited a moment, no sound was made. His swing had about stopped by now and he was ready to dart at any given moment.
“Who’s there?” His voice was more firm this time.
He got up off the swing and stepped back, about to just leave. It would be better to be alive then to risk a fight with whatever had made that noise.
“Hello,” a small voice came.
He looked around, eyes trailing everywhere looking for the source until they landed on a small form leaping down from the playground. He stepped back, not sure if it were a threat or not but the second it came out from the shadows into the moonlight he had a feeling it be ok.
“Hello?” Tim said as a little girl wearing a sheep costume approached him.
“My, what big teeth you have,” she smiled brightly as she approached, if not somewhat shy.
Tim’s mouth quirked up, “don’t think that’s the right line for either of our costumes.”
She shrugged, “suited your fangs.”
“What are you doing here? Don’t you know this park is dangerous?”
“Could ask you the same question,” she sniffed, sticking her tongue out at him.
He felt a smile tug at his lips as he looked down at her, “touché. But seriously, this place is dangerous.”
She shrugged and walked past him, sitting on the swing he had previously occupied and began to swing her legs.
“Guess you better leave then.”
Tim chuckled this time and went to sit on the swing next to her, “yeah, maybe I should. But if your staying guess I can too.”
She grinned, “yeah?”
Tim smiled back at her, “course, not like I have anything better to do.”
She tilted her head as she peered at him, “why do you have sticks in your hair?”
Tim blinked and ran a hand through his hair, surprised when he did find a twig. He flicked it to the ground.
“Maybe I live on the streets.”
“Nu uh. Only rich people are dressed up today. For that fancy party.”
“Is that so? Then why are you dressed up?”
She looked down at her feet, she had stopped swinging, feet dangling above the ground, “a nice lady gave me the outfit and let me help her. I served some food for some money. But one of the other servers kicked me out.”
“Oh…are you..” he trailed off not sure how to ask.
“Yeah.”
“I’m Tim.”
She looked to him, a bit shocked that he was still interacting with her, “Marinette. I’m Marinette.”
“Nice to meet you,” he smiled brightly.
She tilted her head slightly and returned his smile, “Nice to meet you too Tim. I hope we can be good friends.”
“Yeah. Great friends.”
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nightswithkookmin · 3 years ago
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A quick lesson on ships
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Because why not??😌
No but seriously, bare with me, I'm trying to answer your questions. Sit if you have to. Hehe
Uban Dictionary defines shipping as this:
A term used to describe fan fictions that take previously created characters and put them as a pair. It usually refers to romantic relationships, but it can refer platonic [sic] ones as well. (Just think of “shipping” as short for “relationSHIP”.) 9 Apr 2015
Ships can be platonic or romantic or both.
There's fictional ships and non fictional ships too. You ship two people you want to be in a relationship or who already are in a relationship or who you suspect to be in a relationship- perhaps due to queer baiting, ship baiting, romance baiting etc.
In the shipping fandom, there are two sects of people. Those who are Proships those who are Antiships- antis are ironically considered part of the shipping community because for some reason they are always in shippers business💀
Antishippers are those who oppose a particular ship or shipping in general (more on that later.)
Proshippers are well- Pro ships.
Pro-Ship
A term mostly used in fandoms, but can stretch outside of this to include original characters. The core belief is that shipping two fictional characters, no matter if they are family, share ages gaps, considered to be unhealthy, or show blatant signs of being abusive or other generally unsavory behaviours, are valid in a fictional setting.
Pro-Shippers or "anti-antis" are also known as "rainbow meaties" and will use 🌈 + 🍖 emojis together often in their bio on twitter or other social media platforms- usually within fictional settings.
These shippers reinforce the idea fiction is separate from reality and shouldn't be confused with the other.
‘Anti’ is short for ‘anti-shipper’ or ‘anti-[ship]’.
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Kindly read through this thread to get the gist of it.
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Shipping non-fictional individuals is a subset of Proshipping, in my opinion, known also as alternative shipping- as far as my knowledge on it goes.
As with fictional shipping, alt ships have their antis too. People who disagree with shipping real couples in a romantic way for whatever arbitrary moral reasons they have and who feel entitled to go out of their way to correct, stop, police and punish such shippers.
Then there are those who although may be pro real people shipping think they have the right to tell others how they should ship and to what extent they can ship.
Others too prefer to ship real people platonically because they view romantic shipping of real people as problematic.
So to answer your question on Anon's post- there is no such thing as a Proshipper who is also Anti shipping. Thats oxymoronic. Perhaps they might be platonic shippers who are anti romantic ships but not necessarily romantic shippers themselves.
I don't think there's anything wrong with preferring to ship platonically. It is when they assume by virtue of their false sense of moderacy that they are better than others that shit starts to get funny.
Those shippers are delusionally confused beings with a supremacist imperialist complex rooted in ignorance and absurdities.
I usually walk by those quietly. keep it pushing. Gotta mind my business somehow even though most times I just want to pull their hair and bite them and shit😭
I try to keep it classy.
Lord knows I try.
You are either pro ship or anti ship. There's no in between. Those shippers who are shippers but claim they are not are nothing but fraudulent, fake us, simps trying to bamboozle their way through life- pardon my Swahili.
There are a lot of anti shippers moonlighting as shippers in this fandom. It's fascinating.
Personally I think those people are either confused or their desires to appeal to other Anti shippers must have morphed their brains into ass dick hybrids.
Anti shippers in general are notorious gatekeepers, gaslighters, bigots, high key sanctimonious and often have a cis white westernized sense of morality and ethics through which they fliter others and expect everyone and everything to conform to.
They impose their values on others, their ethics on others, resort to manipulation, policing, intimidation and bullying to impose their will etc.
Within shipping, there are those who are Proshipping yet anti certain ships. Most Tuktukkers are anti Jikook. And assume anyone who isn't a tuktukker is equally anti Tae Kook and so go ahead and exhibit anti behaviours towards them.
Think of such groups of shippers as Proshippers with a preference for particular ships if you will.
There are Pro shippers who also feel some kind of way about Shipping real life people or alt shipping.
Here's further resource to help you understand what proshipping is
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If you are intolerant with other shippers choice of ships or style of shipping and you traumatize them for it that's Anti shipping. Especially if you feel entitled and justified to traumatize others because you take a higher moral status over them.
You can be proship and not like how certain people, how they go about
Simply walk away, click off, mind your business. You are not the only adult in these streets and leave people to do what interests them.
I think for as long as I can remember, I've always been a proshipper and I ship both platonically and romantically, fictionally and alternatively💀
Some themes in fiction are a hard limit for me such as the R word, pedophilia, incest, child abuse- I just can never find the entertainment in those topics and will struggle through such themes.
But others believe it's just FICTION and those fictional characters aren't really dealing with the imaginary struggles we read about.
Yall do you sis.
I don't really know why people make a big deal of it or try to demonize the concept of shipping as if it were something strange or mysterious- just keep your moral values to yourself. I am not your mother's daughter. we were not raised in the same households.
Then again I think it all depends on the different cultures and social backgrounds we all come from and how entitled, supremacist or imperialist they are.
For Yoonmin, I shipped them romantically but didn't think they were a real couple at all. I just romanticized their interactions and found humor in it. At the back of my head I was expecting them each to one day find husbands or wives and go their merry ways and even harbored the thought they each could very much be in serious romantic relationships with others.
In similar ways, I shipped Minimoni and Vmin.
You can ship a pair romantically and not think at all that they are actually REAL.
A lot of jokers ship Jikook romantically and don't assume they are real. Just as a lot of people shipped say Elena and Stefan romantically even though Paul was married.
Some shipped Elena and Damon too due to their unscreen chemistry and even felt they could be a thing- that was before later it was revealed they had started dating in real life. Even that I was holding on to my Bonnie x Damon fantasies because Bonnie was my bias and I shipped her with everyone romantically- of course I didn't expect any of those ships to manifest into something because it was the character I was shipping not Kat herself. To this day I still love her onscreen chemistry and friendship with Damon and don't see how people could wish for it to be more than that😭
It was beautiful as is. Not everything should climax into sexual intercourse.
But if I felt at some point any of her ships had crossed into alternative ships I would have jumped on those and supported it whole heartedly.
If you assume a pair are a real couple and dating in real life that's alt shipping- a lot of alt shippers suspect a ship is real and that's why they ship them.
There is no such thing as platonic alt shipping.
And for me personally, because I believe Jikook are a real couple and have made that cross over I don't ship any of that pair romantically with other members anymore.
It's bizzare to me to ship someone I know has a partner romantically with anybody else- I make exceptions for Vmin of course💀
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I know JK is side eyeing me but I don't care.
I want Tae to be happy too😭😭😭
Tae just wants his bestfriend and soulmate😭
It's too much😭😭😭😭😭😭
He stays shooting his shots🤣
Jimin Harem is real🤭
I must admit, I catch myself slipping on Vmin and Minimoni every now and then- old habits die hard and they don't make it easy 😫
But that don't mean I think Vmin is dating. THAT WOULD BE WILD.
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Summary
Proshippers can be Platonic or Romantic shippers and you can ship a pair romantically and not assume they are real at all.
Anti shippers are just assholes trying to beat their values down people's throats.
Alt shippers don't ship their OTP with other players romantically.
I don't know what you mean by Jinkooker...
Do you ship Jinkook romantically or think they are real?? Sis...
Maybe you just ship them platonically or casually.
I ship all the ships platonically.
Especially all Jimin"s Tae's ships. I'd let my self flirt with the idea of romance every now and then.
JK's ships don't make sense to me as ships.
As nonplatonic ships I mean.
I'm fascinated each time I see a hardcore JK x any member ship besides Jikook swearing up and down JK is screwing Namjoon🤣🤣
I hope this helps??
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toxicbubblegum212 · 4 years ago
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Bowers Gang ~ All the shit you would get up to ~
Hey want more check out my masterlist
Masterlist here (click me)
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Henry:
- You two are some wild motherfuckers!!!!
- You and Henry do all the bad things!
- I speak for the gang when i say "we all would not be surprised if you planed to rob a bank at some point."
- The two of you would drink, smoke, dope all of it
- The wildest thing the two of you have done is cause a high way chase with a stolen vehicle (not belches thank god) got out, ran on foot and some how got away for police.
- The two of you are just as twisted as each other which made it all the more perfect.
- Your next biggest plan is to teach Victor and Henry how to count cards. Yes you plan beat the gambling system and become rich..its still a work in process but your sure your positive it ill pay up some day.
- You also taught Henry how to pickpocket, not that henry is good at it but it's getting better.
- The two of you could jack cars as you learn't how to high jack the system and start the car up.
- You and Henry are quite the team, your skills are what made Henry so interested in you. When he learn't more about you he grew to love the Thrill just like you do.
- The thrill of getting caught, the thrill of getting shot. Its insane yes but you do you both love it.
- only if it was possible to get high off a thrill....
- You also taught Henry how to live life and enjoy it a bit more.
- You invited him over to your aunt and uncles and taught him how to ride dirt bikes. Now its the only thing he wants to do.
- Soon enough the two of you will be racing up and down the streets of Derry.
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Patrick :
- Patrick loves but also can't stand how fucking cunning you are.
- Your even worse then him!
- Your can say out loud that you have figured out Patrick hockstetter.
- Even Patrick is a bit intimidated.
- At first he wanted to kill you cause you knew to much plane and simple.
- But sadly the group took a liking to you and thought that you should not only stay but join.
- Patrick did not like it one bit, you were able to do things that made him feel uncomfortable.
- Patrick got pissed off, he didn't like the amount of control you had over him. Then he realised that he had met his match.
- The two of you made peace and thats when your both started reeking havoc on the kids in Derry.
- You personally had a thing for Greta, you just wanted to see her suffer so bad. Simply because it would be amusing.
- You didn't know what to do, punch her so hard in her face that it breaks her nose or shoving your heel through her eye socket.
- Patrick loves this side of you, you were unbelievably sexy...to him at least.
- Both you and Patrick were psycho.
- The gang is petrified of the both of you.
- You have proven yourself fully capable of handling Henry and they see no difference if you were to take on an Adult or the older year levels.
- You and Patrick have considered kidnapping people to torture before but never when through with it.
- You are both masters of manipulation so if you both want something the chances are of you both getting it are extremely high.
- You taught Patrick the beauty of strategy and hey taught you the art of trickery others.
- Henry thrived off your skills, you took on other gangs. You could easily spot weakness in both fighting and through normal conversation.
- Patrick and Henry would act on your word and soon beat the crap out of the student both emotionally and physically.
- You and Patrick are good together but bad for everyone else that isn't in your good books.
- "Joker to his Harley" is what many refer to you both as.
- That doesn't mean that things between you and Patrick don't get tense.
- There's a lot of pain and love in the things you both do but thats what makes you want each other all the more.
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Victor:
- You and victor honestly don't get up to bad stuff you just hangout with the not so appropriate people...
- Both you and victor often just enjoy each others time.
- Victor takes you out to many places like the beach, restaurants, movies all that.
- You and Victor are both pretty level headed people so you both get along well.
- However you and victor are badass if anyone was to rub one of you the wrong way.
- You have victors back and he's got yours.
- It's this bond that made you both grow closer and trust each ultimately resulted in your beautiful relationship.
- Victor respected you end of.
- When it came to beating up kids victor was never overly violent.
- But with your presents its a different story, especially is someone is threatening you.
- You and Victor pull up just to kick ass
- It's just like in the cartoons.
- The both of you have fun tho, you laugh and giggle.
- You and Victor after growing close actually go over to each others houses quite frequently.
- You gave Victor the keys and he gave you his so you can freely pop over anytime.
- Victor always spends the night with you, he comes back late and a tipsy but you trust him.
- Victor just wants you to be happy even if its not with him...
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Blech:
- You and belch are super chill.
- Expect rides in the Trans am 24/7
- Don't be surprised if Belch wants you to come on a road trip with him and his family.
- Belch takes you sometimes, he's usually occupied by the gang but you respect that.
- Just like Belch you share your own interest in cars, you plan to get a mustang.
- You also know quite a bit about drag racing, drifting, street racing etc.
- This stresses the hell out of Belch but he admits it's cool to watch.
- You end up teaching him a couple of moves here and there...
- Henry fucking loves it when your driving!!!
- Everyone else however has like a 5 second heart attack.
- Henry likes it so much he's made you get away driver!
- Belch teaches you a lot abut car parts and how they work, which you appreciate since you know it will defiantly become handy some day.
- Belch takes you out to parts with him and always invites you over to dinner.
- Your two families get along so you often spend time together during Christmas eve.
- The craziest thing you both have done is street race all over Derry and not get caught by the cops.
- You both were ridiculously luck that day
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mleprae · 3 years ago
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what's your favorite minecraft memory
so like. when the pandemic started me and my friends decided to try aternos again and we had a blast doing it, we found a big mountain and decided to hollow it and make a base inside, in a few months we built a wall around the mountain and inside we begun building separate houses and other buildings like taverns, watchtowers, armorsmith, the usual (all done in survival, we also built a joker komaeda statue but thats another story), the cave ended up being a comunitary base for new friends joining our server so they could get started
in a few months everything was going well, we were thriving and Saint Maria (the name of our village's communal base) was undergoing a reform to become a huge church, all was going well until a thunderstom came and one thunder striked a house inside our village, there was a lot of wood around and quickly the entire village was on fire, some of us ran to Saint Maria, other to the Hall farm (we had a few buildings outside of the walls) and the rest ran to either the Bastion (underground city that was being used to store ores so they could be moved to Saint maria) or the The last brothel (how this brothel was named and made is also a whole ass story on its own)
With the entire town burnt into ashes and most of our horses and livestock dead, half of the group decided to stay and repair what was left of Savannah's blessing (...name of the village), make proper burials for our pets and those who died in the fire and also install a tunnel system, so if that ever happens again we could quickly enter a hole in the ground and be safe from the fires
the other half (me included) decided to move accross the sea to a nearby continent, where some of our other friends were building their own little town (Bog's bonfire), in the following weeks I was almost finished with building a brewery and a laboratory but that was when we stopped playing
anyways final conclusions?;
1. the komaeda statue survived the fires
2. we found out it was one guy in the server who purposefully used cheats to summon a thunderstorm and set the village ablaze
3. i wish i could show you pictures of Savannah's blessing, because to this day I'm still very proud of the community we built there and our building (we were 16 people), but I only have pictures of the fires and afterwards, hopefully this give you a little insight on what it looked like
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i miss you, Savannah's blessing :(
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loud-whistling-yes · 3 years ago
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i’ve never heard of phantom thebes but now that i know the premise THATS SUCH A COOL IDEA WTF
Imagine Cleo and Joe are a thief duo who specialize in stealing stuff from like the medieval ages. And then boatem are all theves who work under one name so everyone things they’re one person but really they’re five different people. please talk more about this i’m going to bed but i love this sm
SHIT that's actually really fucking cool now when you phrase it like that. I want to say one of my favourite parts of the phantom thief stuff is that they usually have flashy and really cool outfits cause stealth is not what they're after when stealing. Like my brain is going a thousand miles per hour with the design ideas you don't even know. THE NAMES THAT CAN SPAWN FROM THIS AU OH MY GOD
Please dump all of your ideas in the inbox if you do come up with them cause I am dry of ideas as of now but. Big eyes and Boatem being rival thief groups that keep going after the same treasures. Imagine being the poor person in possession of a priceless artifact and you have 8 fucking thieves after it at the same time.
ALSO in the kaitou joker universe there's a tournament among thieves every 4 years where they all go after the same treasure at once and I just wanna say cause most people don't watch kaitou joker let alone saw that episode but do you know how cool it is. Imagine seeing dozens of airships and hot air balloons on the sky in all sorts of colours and on the count of three dozens of thieves in flashy clothing drop from the sky and race to the same treasure. Oh my god the 10 year old inside me is quaking.
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goddamnmuses · 3 years ago
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Mun starts to talk villains then rants about what to do when making an OC and just generally rambles. 
There’s like a hyerarchy to villains and I’m here for a specific group and i need more of them in my life. (Gonna put this under the cut cus it got long)
So at the top we have like Joker.. the big main bad guys everyone knows and loves, if you think of  abad guy at random they will be from this category.  Then we have the lesser bad guys who are maybe the bad guys for like one episode of a tv show or something they appear every now and then but they’re usually dealt withquickly and moved on from. These are probably the villains you forget the most because like they’re not interesting to be a big bad but you enjoy the one time you see them and never really think of them again.
Then we have the group I love who I 100% need more of on here to specifically interact with my Kite Man. Thats the villains that get shown at the start of the episode who have already been beaten and are mostly a joke. I’m talking Kite Man and Condiment King like Polka Dot Man too, some of these ones have so much potential like The Suicide Squad 100% maybe pushed Polka Dot Man up a few tiers now people will like him, kinda like what the Harley Quinn animated show did for Kite Man. Just.. Gimmie these boys and girls. 
Then under them.. we have the goons. The henchmen and women, the ones who don’t have the craziness to put on a stupid costume and give themselves a stupid name, but they’re still in that crazy world and end up working for any of the groups above. These are also great OC potentials. Like imagine a Goon of Kite Man.. like just a guy who’s like “You want to pay me to carry around a bunch of kites.. okay?” or the goons of condiment king who all hate it but have to dress up as french fries and hot dogs. Just good shit.  Ages ago I made a post saying people who want to make OC’s should take a small character like the guy who was playing Galaga and then you can put your own OC spin on it but also have them have a presence.  I do it with Canon characters tbh, my Peter is 100% my own Peter and not rly the MCU one and Kite Man is basically my own OC really with bits and pieces taken from the Harley Quinn animated show and bits taken from the comic but the bits inbetween are all me. 
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iconsumeheadcanons · 4 years ago
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persona characters autism headcanons!
hi im autistic and i started my day with sun so now im !!!!!!!!! some of these headcanons are from elsewhere on tumbr, but i dont know where :(((  so i am hoping someone out there knows that n that everybody knows that i love them <3
(also go check out mollypaup and i think hypeswap if you havent already! they post some good stuff autism+adhd hc too!!! i think.. oh! and thieves-in-the-palace!!!)
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Joker
there was some artwork from someone on tublr..where they pointed out that he doesnt really talk outside the metaverse so--hes hyperverbal as joker and just near nonverbal as akiren
he stims ALL THE TIME. that phone thing, the pencil thing, the little tappy tap of his foot, pulling at his bangs when hes embarrassed/smug. someone get him a fidget spinner. he’ll prob learn to do tricks with it
he probably sucks at focusing in class, like i know its just the game design but hes always surprised out of his daily “star out the window at the nearby office building” when his teachers ask him questions
mona mentions when the pt is at Wilton for the first time (after they run into shido) that joker eats like shit, and that could have multiple causes at the start of the story of course, but when i first played i thought that joker was a picky eater and that the variety (and amount of food) at the buffet would be an Ordeal...
tho mona makes that comment bc joker looked pale after having a little ptsd moment from shidos voice, but i didnt know that the first time i played
maybe when joker makes a face at ryuji putting so much ginger in his gyudon? joker probably does not like pickled ginger lol
his favortive foods are all spicy, which is why the curry he makes for his friends is always ‘overly spicy’, and why kasumi makes him a curry bento and joker kept going “...?” .... “....?!”
overly reflective glasses have been a great plus for him bc now he never has to make real eye contact every again!
mona Soft. play with Ann hair. maybe Braid. nice
puns (Gorou the Goroumet)
he has so many options to be straight up rude sometimes in game. he probably no clue on his own, which is why he defaults to Not Talking. people probably mention his constant scary face, which is just him being nonexpressive, squinting at all the fucking bright lights, and Tired
executive function who? we do everything last minute folks
high pain tolerance, which is why he was the kid that was always climbing trees in elementary school to get basketballs unstuck from the branches
his sixth sense lets him see treasure and possible places to climb/crawl bc 1. Shiny? Steal it. Steal it Now. and 2. Could i fit in that? Time to Find Out
probalby a bit of a klepto too oops. he’ll return it tho!! but he has to do it dramatically or he’ll die
cant sit properly to save his life
smells and touch are Great, they can keep him grounded when his brain goes off to police or dead rivals or guilt or
if a friend hung out with him and gave him total reigns of the agenda, he would choose to nap on the floor while his friend does something off to the side quietly
hyperfocuses on handy tasks (i.e. lockpicks, coffee brewing, cleaning, his part time jobs) and some things like movies and books. everything else is a tossup
his (normal) navigation app is his most used app bc he still doesnt know where hes going, even though he only goes to the same few places in the city
hates being sweaty, literally cannot stand it. probably double exhausted during the summer
but Needs Compression so hes often Struggling
Futaba
paraphrase from p5d “i have no motor skills so i cant play rhythm games :(” need i say more? (i will regardless)
echolalia all the time, from anime, memes, the PT
those headphones she wears all the time? noise cancelling ear protectors babey
only talks about her interests, “normal” talking is Not Easy, but she is still communicative w others despite her worries. shes not “hard to understand” at all but she feels the anxiety nonetheless
only talks informally, cannot talk ‘politely’ with out imitating someone around her
shes had meltdowns and anxiety attacks in game :( i relate so hard
Technology. thats it
def had an egypt phase that pops up every few months. probably came from yu-gi-oh
has Immune to Bright Lights buff.  joker is very jealous
“Time to make like a tree and leave!” and 30 other iterations
video game metaphors are the only ones that makes sense to her
probably relates hard to robot characters in anime for their general androgyny and confusion about human emotions and connections
probably gets told that shes “too smart to be on the spectrum” by teachers >:( she fails their classes on purpose
wakaba’s autistic too that just how it is
the Connection that she establishes with Joker is so Warm. my life goals include adopting an older brother like futaba has lsdkfjslkfj
also eater of 5 foods only, i mean, she brings cup ramen to the beach. i just really admire her...
hides in small spaces for comfort
doesnt she have like uhhhhh hyperthymesia or something like that?
Yusuke
art
his entire social link is learning how humans work, which i relate
talks seriously all the time
“sarcasm? who is that? are you saying I was sarcastic?...how?”
cant remember to take care of his body, and madarame did not help with that either
lot of uncomfortable staring, hes overdoing the eye contact thingy
infodumps all the time, doesnt know hes doing it
needs a lot of support even if he doesnt think he deserves it. no one ever complains about helping him out tho
visual stims my friends
he didnt know that you could look up pictures on the internet but he does know you can stream live videos of waterfalls and fluffy animales!!
I am certainly in the mood
for something salty today.
he and joker are scared of math. numbers do not interact
Yusuke, futaba, and akiren are a trio and i know this bc their first day of non-thievery interacts is Akiren clearing Futabas room w/o permission, futaba hyperfocusing on destroying medjed, and yusuke rearranging futabas figurines so they are more visually appealing
morgana is a support friend for all of them bc igor knows they need it
P4
Souji/Yu
yes, he mostly wears gray semi formal clothes bc parents tell him to, no, he will not changes this
Schedule or Death
“sorry, could you repeat that?” “huh? oh yeah, i was saying that--” “yeah that’d be cool.”
cats, fishing, he just likes to be quiet. you can literally spend a day at the beach just to think if you want, and that is what yu want
has a lot of scripts for things (of which he shares with nanako!) but if he runs out he just stops talking..
inaba is a godsend bc its so fucking quiet and warm
he Yearns to hold his friends hands, but he shies away from a lot of touch (excepting yosuke, teddie, and nanako)
Cooking and Cleaning makes the world better. he and joker vibe together with this
unlike akiren, he strong arms any executive dysfunction into Be Productive or Else. his punishment is feeling the pure anxiety of having to make up for ‘lost time’. (another symptom of his workaholic parents)
writes everything down, notes are very neat, has pages dedicated for bad doodles when hes not feeling his usual Super Classroom Focus
Cannot handle secondhand embarrassment (most often caused by yosuke) and will quietly slip away to random cats or origami folding
hungry, crunch crunch folks. probably needs chewelry bc he used to chew on his shirt collars when he was younger.
cleans up after everyone in the food court, constantly worries about them accidently hurting themselves. likely spends half of group conversations watching peoples hands
he canonically eats expired food, nanako plz help your brother
really clumsy, but people only notice after they decide that he is a cool person
video games are too chaotic for him
exhausted every night from the pure amount of masking he does, if a friend spends the night (or is like yosuke) they will know his more comfortable weirdo self (tho everyone knows hes a weirdo eventually)
hyperempathetic, sometimes just understands animals and children better than peeople his age or older
Yukiko
her jokes
she and souji get in ‘trouble’ together, she and joker commit crimes together
she and chie have to coordinate outfits, its important
actually understands metaphors, but does not understand people
like me, had no clue that creepy kid was flirting with her
she is very angry when she has meltdowns that might involve slamming doors and shouting. her parents call these ‘tantrums’ and ‘unfitting for a polite daughter’ but really thats because her meltdowns tend to be caused by arguments w her family after a long day of school and TV world traipsing
the metronome meme, except hers goes between Loudest Person in the Room to Quietest Pin Drop in the Planet. she is completely unaware of this
her atmosphere brightens when chie appears. that is not only the lesbian energy within her, but also because chie is like her Favorite Person
Cannot wear Pants. No (tho she wants to try it! but she puts them on and her soul instantly squashes)
happy flappy lesbian! watch out!
Naoto
the pouty face. all the time lskdfjlasdkf
hes really snappy sometimes and i love that for him. he and akechi should fight just to see what would happen (please read Bang Bang Shoot Shoot on AO3)
“do not touch me or my hat, thank you”
no one has ever seen him shutdown and no one ever will (except for his grandpa)(and kanji)(and rise)
probably likes certain food textures and will stand for nothing less, probably feels embarrassed about his preferences with friends
constantly jumps between ‘everybody hates me so i should act like them so they dont hate me’ to ‘i refuse to be anything but very comfortable as myself, and i dont care that im making you upset sir’
he and souji are the king and queen of subtle stims, but for unhappy reasons :(
does not make jokes. cannot joke around. understand? yes, do? no.
loose clothes are the only good clothes, but all tags and obtrusive seams will be obliterated by kanji tatsumi
not very empathetic so he probably comes off as an asshole to strangers (like when he throws away his classmates confession letters without reading them) but he tries so hard to sound comforting when his buds are struggling.
his understanding of others emotions/reactions come from his learning as a detective, which seems cold+clinical to others, especially compared to souji, whos completely unexpressive but very introverted people person
P3
Hamuko/Minako/Kotone
big personality!! very people-oriented!! koromaru and her are buddies!! when shes having a real bad time, shes very quiet and expressions turn off
interrupts herself in the middle of conversations all the time. no one knows where shes coming from. her brains is thousands of km ahead of her body
bouncey legs, swingin arms, twirlly skirt, little somersaults! when will she stop? never!
very obvious music stims with her hands and arms! people are like “oh there she goes! happy as usual!” shes listening to minatos heavy metal playlist
switches from exhausted to excited within milliseconds. no one can predict, not even her
SEES has to ask her for context all the time cuz she’ll just continue shit from 2 weeks ago without warning
professionals will assume shes very childish bc of how chipper she is, but she is beyond mature for her age and only feels comfortable enough to have serious conversations if a person has proved themself able to handle it
collects every little thing. her room is a mess and she has to get rid of most of it every time she moves :(
hates cleaning! smells bad, feels bad hhhhhgggg
dont let mitsuru-senpai see her bedroom
gets lost in the middle of conversations with others bc shes thinking about a story connected to one(1) word that was said earlier
 no sense of time and place, she just sees her friends and goes “ah, this is the right place, then” but junpei and akihiko are also lost so now theyre all screwed
Minato/Makoto/Sakuya
no talkies, no walkies
his story in the movies is him literally learning how to function around people he cares for
doesnt get jokes, expressions, body language, empathy, subtlety, metaphors, physical contact, or eye contact. aigis is probably the only person he truly understands right away
he is still nice to people because he doesnt see a reason not to be, but also he has very limited energy so only his senpai and old people get his most polite-kindnesses
cannot describe feelings for the life of him. the team wont know hes injured or sick until hes passed out
everything is too loud, time to drown it out with my loud ass music
rocking and chewing stims, ryoji is the first person to point him out for these subtle stims (not accusingly of course, just general pure curiosity and love for the uniqueness of humanity)
likes to cover his face with whatever is available, lives like a bat in a dark dry cave
will wear anything that has pockets and his blue/gray/black palette
sleepy at all times bc he never has much energy
when he was younger he probably needed a lot of support, especially after his parents died, because he wouldnt communicate like a neurotypical and would shutdown for hours in the middle of school without warning. probably missed a lot of lessons and field trips out of pure overstimulation
eating at all times. no preference, just whatevers closest
his meltdowns probalby include humming whining noises and curling up in a ball, which makes people want to touch him, but that is the LAST thing he wants. put a blanket on him! play some music! do not talk and do not expect him to speak
aigis is the only person who can touch him normally bc her hands are cold and he likes cold
never nude, feels mmmmmmmmm without clothes and probalby wears a full robe in the hotsprings
will not do things that take more than one step w/o someone else walking him thru it, which Same
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Eccentric Halloween Special
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listen up, so this is first and foremost for my amazing friend and bestest hype woman @boymeetsweevil but imma call her my wife from now on because she is my biggest supporter and i love and appreaciate her wholeheartedly! thank you for always being there for me and keeping me motivated to write even when i think my ideas are dumpster fires and not worth finishing.
Warnings: mentions of past emotional and verbal abuse, there is smut (but like ion if everyone will like it lol) sexual jokes in reference to halloween songs, alcohol consumption, mentions of drug use (its just weed nothing big) let me know if i missed anything!
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there are easter eggs so if you find them/think you found one feel free to come chat my ask box is always open!
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The music is loud, bass thumping through the floor and in your ears with what you know to be a kpop song by a boy group that’s pretty catchy and says something about being an underdog. This reminds you of college and even if that shit was terrible and you never finished this atmosphere was very college like. Taehyung had left you alone some time ago whispering a soft ‘make some friends’ into your temple with a kiss, you’d gawked at his back because who did he think you were? Last you checked you weren’t rainbow fucking bright and you’d been dragged to this party for a, as he called it a ‘surprise’. The living room floor was overflowing with girls all dressed as slutty bees and butterflies, slutty anything really and you rolled your eyes because yeah this was exactly like a college party. The jungle juice didn't help, it tasted like ass but it did the trick you guess. You’d caught a glimpse of Jungkook not too long ago his hair had grown out, now long enough that he’d tied it up into a messy bun. He’d been dragging a girl behind him, one you’d seen once or twice wrapped around his form on your late night munchies run to the convenience store. 
He’s a great guy so you’re happy for him, a little too wild but still a great guy. You’ve been here for the better part of an hour just people watching from your seat on a bar stool sitting at the kitchen island of whoevers house this is. It’s a decent spot you think as you catch glimpses of people you’ve met before and have come to call acquaintances, like Lisa who’s laughing with a group of girls in the far corner by the gaudy faux leather couch. Johnny’s here too, body molded to the back of some petite brunette dressed as what you’re pretty sure is an American Horror Story witch. Hoseok is here too swapping spit with his best friend turned girlfriend, and you consider tracking Jungkook down to see if he has any space sticks on him, or at least his pen because this party sucks and Taehyung left you by yourself and if you have to do this alone you might as well be high too. 
The idea is very appealing, you chew on your lower lip weighing your options because there’s a high chance that Jungkook is fucking his cute little girlfriend in the backyard or you could find Jackson and see if he has anything on him even if his weed is shit and makes you feel sick most of the time. You groan because both those options are crap and for some fucking reason Macarena has come on and the drunks on the dance floor have begun to whoop in excitement. You refill your cup taking a sip, the mix is bitter on your tongue and you want to gag a little bit because whoever mixed it was terrible at it. God you miss Taehyung, you really want to go home to fuck him because it’s halloween and your horny but mostly because he’s got a big dick and you like the way he manhandles you. A small whine slides past your lips catching movement to your right, you peek at the couple that's just come from the hallway that you're pretty sure leads to another bathroom and the laundry room. The girl is cute, cheeks soft looking and tinted a lovely shade of ‘my boyfriend just ate my pussy’ pink. The lucky bitch you think with an internal groan. Her hair is done up in pigtails in a style you recognize automatically since Harley Quinn’s been one of your women crushes the entirety of your life, along with Lucy Lui.
Her boyfriend is sporting what looks like mint hair and a smirk you think could rival Taehyung’s. He’s kinda hot if you look closely which you aren’t because his nose doesn’t have the elegant slope that Tae’s does and neither does he have the little beauty mark. It's the alcohol you reason for the way you're comparing this very committed stranger to your very loving missing boyfriend. You just want to go home, and get some dick is that too much to ask? Thriller has played for the third time tonight when you feel the tap on your shoulder cup at your lips. You’re brows furrow,  irritation sweeping over your body at being touched so casually by someone who isn’t your boyfriend or Jungkook. It's the mint haired guy you note quirking your head slightly to better hear him over the music. 
“Hey, you’re ____, right?” 
“Piss off fuck boy, find someone else’s leg to hump.” you say around the lip of your plastic cup. A snort comes from behind him, as Harley Quinn brings her hand up to cover her mouth. He scowls at her pinching her side and she laughs harder smiling up at him, before turning her attention to you instead.
“Sorry, we should’ve introduced ourselves first.” She smiles at you, eyes creasing in a way that rings familiar in your head but can’t pinpoint at the moment. You nod anyways since Taehyung did say to make friends. 
“I’m Sweetpea and this is Yoongi, we’re friends of Tae’s.” she says hand out and you take it shaking it and Yoongi’s before pulling yours back and discreetly wiping it on your skirt. 
“Nice to meet you, I’m ____, Taehyung’s girlfriend.” you say a little sheepish since he’s usually beside you when you meet more of his friends. 
“Is Tae not here?” Sweetpea asks her voice lilting in a way that you wish yours would. 
“He’s making his rounds, I’m just waiting til he’s done catching up with everyone.” you smile it feels forced but you’re really trying.
“Does he still do that, I'd thought he’d stopped by now.” Yoongi says wrapping an arm around Sweetpea’s waist and pulling her close. You don’t mean to be, but you're jealous of Sweetpea right now, her boyfriend holds her so tenderly and the affection in his eyes is evident. Monster Mash has been replayed a second time and you really wish your boyfriend’s monster cock was smashing the shit out of your pussy right about now. Tears prick at the back of your eyes because you just want to go home, and Taehyung has seemingly abandoned you for far too long. 
“What are you dressed as anyways?” Yoongi asks, snapping you out of your little tantrum, your eyes narrowing because is he serious right now? 
“Are you, like, serious?” you say with as much ditsy tv show white girl you can muster. 
“Yeah, don't get me wrong you’ve got a nice face but it’s halloween you didn't have to dress as a nun.” he laughs and Sweetpea gives him this look. 
“I’m not a nun.” 
“Y’look like a nun to me.” 
“But I’m not, I'm dressed as Sypha from Castlevania.” you say with as much annoyance as you feel, but realize that you shouldn't have to explain your costume to him. Your cheeks feel warm with embarrassment because how dare Taehyung leave you to fend for yourself against this douche. 
“I mean anyone with a brain could put that together,” you scoff looking him up and down “what are you supposed to be, bargain bin Joker? Couldn't have mustered enough fucks to at least try?” you spit mentally shriviling up because wow how did you manage to fuck this up? Sweetpea is looking between you and Yoongi and you don’t blame her, here you were a near perfect stranger attacking her boyfriend when they’d been nice enough to pull you out of your little bubble. To your surprise Yoongi laughs, teeth and gums on display. It's kind of cute, you think, his laugh that is not him. 
“Thats a good one, couples costumes are kinda pointless. Tae wasn’t kidding when he said you were kinda surly.” 
“M’not surly, people just get on my nerves.” you pout, reaching across the island to refill your cup. If your embarrassment doesn't kill you this jungle juice will, the cup is half full when you bring it back to your lips, moving to get off your seat. Fuck it, if you have to see Jungkook’s bare ass to have a decent smoke then so be it. 
“Hey, were you going?” Sweetpea asks eyes wide, god she's pretty and she kinda reminds you of Jimin but that can’t be right. 
“Smoke, this was fun and all but my quota for meeting new people has reached its limit. See you around or something.” you say heading into the crowd of people on the dance floor because it was simpler to go through it than around them. Johnny shoots you a wink as you pass while the girl from earlier glares at you. There’s a throb growing in your temple, as the base of a new song vibrates from the floor and through your body. Lisa see’s you waving enthusiastically as you hand her your drink because you’re sure it's the toxic concoction making your head hurt. She smiles gratefully as you finally make it out the back door and much to your surprise Jungkook is seated at a patio set with the girl from the convenience store in his lap. 
The heavy base of Freaks Come Out at Night drifts out the open doors and to your left somewhere you can hear breathy moans, a voice that sounds like Hoseok encouraging his girlfriend. You purse your lips because Hoseok came off as a bit of a prude but hey it's Halloween and at least someone’s having fun. It's much colder outside than it is in the house, but you’ll make due with the warmth of what you can make out is the stench of weed in the air. Jungkook is occupied whispering things into the girls ears as you plant your ass on the chair opposite him, he pulls away from her eyes glazed over and droopy. 
“Hey where you been, we’ve been waiting for ya. You remember Shrimp right?” he asks patting Peewee’s thigh. 
“Vaguely, nice to meet you.” you say and Shrimp smiles over at you, her smile is tight and you don’t want to think too much into it. 
“So what have you guys been up to, you didn't bring her out here in the cold to fuck did’ya?” 
“Course not, too many people inside and we didn't wanna share our chocolate.” he laughs pulling a bag of Reese's peanut butter cups from beside him.
“Kook, you said Tae told you to wait out here.” Shrimp says eyes narrowed and moving to stand from her seat in his lap. 
“Don’t move you’re keeping my dick warm.” he laughs as she smacks his shoulder playfully. You’ve perked up because this is the first time all night you’ve gotten any type of word that Taehyung hadn’t just ditched you at this party. 
“Look here twerp, where the hell is my shithead boyfriend?” you ask and both Jungkook and Shrimp look thoroughly chastised even though you were only talking to the former. He widens his eyes at you tilting his head to the side in a way he does when he wants to pretend he knows nothing. 
“I don’t know what you mean, he’s around here somewhere. I’m sure he is, maybe Hoseok might know?” he breathes eyes darting to Shrimp who sits pretty in his lap like some sort of doll. 
“Okay what the actual fuck? I just wanna go home to fuck my boyfriend and he’s playing some weird game of hide and seek.” you grunt exasperated because this was weird as fuck and Tae and his friends were getting on your last nerve. You don’t mean to cry, you really don’t, but you're frustrated and your period is just around the corner and all your friends are being weird and your boyfriend is being a shithead. 
“If that's all you wanted you could've said so, but that would’ve ruined the surprise.” Taehyung says in that tone he uses when you’re on the brink of tears or already crying. Your gaze shoots over to him in an instant, tears already spilling over your cheeks flushed red in anger. He looks sheepish, but it doesn’t make you feel better. 
“Go away, I don’t wanna see you.” you say planting your head on the table to hide your face. 
“C’mon you don’t mean that.” he says, slowly lifting your face to meet your gaze. He’s standing between your thighs cupping your cheeks before he slowly moves to straddle your lap, a giggle comes from the couple in the other chair. 
“Yes I do.” you sniff the chorus of Somebody's Watching Me ringing in your ears. He chuckles at you tilting your head up, nose nuzzling yours softly before he’s molding his lips to yours. It’s always the butterflies in your tummy that surprise you, because by now you’d hoped to be used to this feeling but you’re not. You’ve never loved someone like you do Taehyung, and it's weird because before him you were sure you just weren’t made to be loved. You’d long since opened up to him of your reasons for being so detached, cold even with anyone and everyone. It’d been hard to trust people after the various years of both verbal and emotional abuse, hell even at home it wasn’t all that great. When you’d moved to Taehyung’s peaceful little neighborhood you had made sure to keep people far away from you, that way they wouldn’t be able to hurt you. No backstabbing friends and no cheating boyfriends, just you all on your lonesome. And yet Taehyung had broken through your walls and made himself a cozy little home in your heart. 
It was because of him that you were able to make progress with your therapist who was no longer your therapist and more a friend. Namjoon was a nice guy and if he hadn’t been busy tonight you would’ve invited him to this party, but he had plans with his girlfriend Bubbles. Hell you’d been shocked to learn he’d gone to school with Taehyung, because by now you were sure he was friends with pretty much everyone in town. He pulls away from the kiss forehead pressed to yours and you whine softly eyes still closed because you were sure you were dreaming. Nothing this amazing ever happened, least of all to you. 
“Ready for your surprise?” he asks breath fanning over your lips and cheeks, your eyes open then curiosity swirling in their depths and it makes Taehyung smile. He pecks your lips a few times before sliding off your lap and helping you to your feet. Jungkook and Shrimp are no longer sitting in the chair, the music has stopped too and it unnerves you a little. 
“You’re not gonna scare me are you?” you murmur voice sounding small and unsure of yourself because you will cry if he scares you. 
“No, just relax, I wouldn’t do that to you.” he laughs, arms wrapping around your shoulders. You’re still hesitant though, he’s leading you to the house where you were sure a party was in full swing not too long ago. The lights are off inside and if this is the day you die then so be it, but you’d be damned if you don't go down fighting. You’re fists clench and unclench palms growing clammy as your nerves begin to get the better of you, your glance at him from the side maybe you can still make a run for it. Taehyung seems to read your mind because in the next moment he’s standing behind you gently pushing you forward through the door and into the dark of what’s the living room. Your heart is pounding against your ribs and you’re sure you're about to die because this is too scary. 
“Ready?” He asks and a strangled noise comes from your throat in an answer. Your breathing grows heavy, lungs not taking in enough air. The lights come on as a chorus of voices yell ‘Happy Birthday’ a scream comes from your mouth followed by a loud sob, because there in the middle of what used to be the dance floor is a giant sheet cake decorated in the colors of the holiday a giant happy birthday ____ in the middle made of fondant. You’re sobbing, tears rolling down your cheeks as your friends and the crowd of strangers coo at the scene. Taehyung pulls you into a hug swaying you softly as your hands clutch at his shirt, he’s placing kisses to the crown of your head, whispering loving words into your hair. 
“We got you, didn’t we.” Jungkook giggles with a present bag in hand, in fact your small group of friends all have colorfully wrapped gifts. Your sobs have turned into soft hiccups and you smile at Jungkook with a nod. 
“My birthday was two weeks ago, why would you?” 
“Because I promised you we would celebrate but we had work and you haven't had a party since you were five. I wanted you to have some new happy memories for your birthday.” Taehyung says with a smile. Your cheeks grow warm, heart swelling in your chest, and you think to yourself that maybe coming out to this party wasn’t so bad. The cake is cute and Taehyung had told you how it took him a whole week to plan this party. He’d gotten the cake from a pastry shop owned by his friend Jin, and when he’d mention the name you’d been shocked. Illusion had been all the rave since the pastries were delicious and affordable, the best part was that the owner was rumored to be extremely handsome. You chose not to open any of the gifts because you wanted to be able to fully enjoy them, the cake was cut and you’d enjoyed all the slices you’d eaten of the devils food cake. Yoongi and Sweetpea hugged you as they handed you your gift  apologizing for anything Yoongi might’ve said to offend you. You’d laughed it off, saying that it was okay and that he hadn’t.
“So what is Taehyung exactly?” Yoongi asks playfully, smirking at you and you roll your eyes god he needed to educate himself. 
The party ended early, well for you anyways after the cake you’d dance a few songs with Taehyung’s dick pressed to the small of your back, you’d made friends with Sweetpea and Yoongi. Jimin had stopped by as they were leaving and had hugged Sweetpea so tight (which you later learned was his sister), he’d brought along a ‘friend’ who was a medical examiner in the morgue of the police station he worked at. You’d nearly choked seeing her, she introduced herself as Dove who enjoyed scaring Jimin and worked with dead people she explained. She’d come as Strawberry Shortcake, her wig a bubblegum pink and her outfit intricate with lace and frills. She talked fast which normally would've been fine but the jungle juice had been too much. Jimin had steered her away from you as you looked sleepily to Taehyung, packing up as much cake as you thought you could eat. The night however hadn’t ended with the party. Taehyung had driven you to his house which he liked to think was closer than yours, and now here you were giggling up a storm as he did his best impression of Trevor Belmont from Castlevania. 
“What say you Speaker, do you think you could handle Taehyung Belmont’s thick length?” you snort.
“Length? Who even says that?” he’s laughing body molded to yours still dressed in his costume, and you feel the laugh more than hear it. You’d been lazily kissing on his bed not long ago, making up for all the time you hadn’t kissed him earlier when you’d asked him if you could have his Magic Stick. He’d pulled away from your lips an elegant brow raised in question, you’d giggled first encouraging him into an all out cringe war. 
“Okay, enough of that.” he says going back to your neck nipping gently before smoothing his tongue over the irritated skin. He's careful to pull your costume off, hands meeting the warmth of your skin after discarding each item. You shiver the cool air nipping at your heated skin, as Taehyung trails kisses down your neck to your chest. 
“Tae.” you whine as he kisses one of your tits then the other.
“S’okay baby, I got you.” he whispers, taking a nipple in his mouth. He’s careful with you today and for some reason it warms your insides. One of his hands has trailed down your body cupping your pussy, he runs his fingers over your lips testing your wetness. A moan slips from your mouth because it never takes long to work you up, he chuckles against your tit. He teases your entrance with the tip of his finger before dragging it to your clit and applying a little bit of pressure. You’re pussy clenches growing wetter with every circle off his fingers on your clit, he slides his fingers back down slowly slipping in a single digit. It feels good, the angle just barely manages to scrape against that spot only he’s ever found. 
“Oh god” you cry softly as he slowly slides another finger in, he shushes you with a kiss to your cheek.
“You’re doing so good baby, can you take another?” 
“Y-yes, please.” Taehyung sighs into your skin adding a third finger and thrusting a little faster into your pussy. There’s a soft squelching sound as more of your slick gushes from your entrance, coating his fingers as they continue to pump in and out of your pussy. You’ve started to shift your hips thrusting into his fingers to add to the grown friction, a coil pulling tanut in your belly. A warmth settles in the low of your belly growing as you swivel your hips to meet his pace, you’ve lost the ability to think as Taehyung pulls his finger from you rubbing at your clit with his slicked up fingers and groaning as your hips jolt off the bed. 
“Tell me what you want.” he says, pulling his fingers away from your clit making you whine at the loss. 
“Want your cock.” 
“Think you’re pretty pussy can take me baby?”
“Yes, please, please.” Your eyes are glazed as you watch him pull off his shirt tossing it to the side, then yanking down his pants boxers and all. He wraps a hand around his cock pumping a few times spreading the precum that's beaded at the tip. He’s reaching over to the nightstand, when you place a hand to his arm. His eyes meet yours in a question, one that makes your cheeks heat further.  
“I want to like this.” you say suddenly shy, eyes darting away from his. He smiles softly using his clean hand to bring your gaze back to his. 
“Are you sure?” he asks, you nod spreading your legs wider to better fit his hips. He kisses you soft, just the way you like as he slides his cock through your slick and lining himself to your entrance. He’s sliding in slowly filling your pussy inch by inch watching your expression and the way he disappears inside you. He starts off slow sliding in and out of you in a way that you know is his way of making you feel every inch of him. His cock hits deep like this, it’s your favorite position because you’re surrounded by him. His hair is hanging in his face, brows furrowed, as he thrust a little faster into your heat, your pussy clenches every time his cock hits that spongy bundle of nerves his finger barely managed to scrape.
“Yes, right there” you sigh letting your eyes slip closed as he pumps his hips faster into your pussy. The squelch grows louder as do your cries, taehyung grunts at the way your pussy tightens around his cock, your chest is flushed and your hands scramble to find something to hold on to. There’s tears at your lash line pooling at the corner of your eyes ready to fall but haven’t. He drops his weight wrapping his arms around your body and switching your positions. Your eyes have fluttered open with a gasp, his cock hitting that much deeper with you on top, you feel shy again as his gaze travels over your naked chest falling to where he’s inside you. 
“C’mon baby fuck me, fuck yourself on my cock.” he says taking hold of your hands intertwining your finger and bringing them to his lips. You lift your hips dropping them quickly, your breaths are shaky as the warmth grows, you swivel your hips grinding your clit against his pelvis. Your hands are rested on your hips still intertwined with his as he thrusts up to add to the friction. The tears finally fall, your cries increase as you cum, your pussy clamping down on Taehyung's cock as he pumps his hips to prolong your high and find his own, you’ve stopped moving thighs twitching as your walls pulse around him. Your head is buried in his chest and you manage to shift your hips slightly when his muttered curses finally make it into your ears. You’re sensitive, but you’ll be damned if he doesn’t cum in you the first time you go sans condom. 
“Fuck yeah, just like that.” he groans as a new warmth fills you, he’s panting hands settled on your hips while you lay limp against his chest. 
“I love you.” you mumble against his skin feeling him stiffen beneath you.
“W-what?” he asks, you shift sitting up and lovingly gazing down at him. 
“I love you.” you repeat as he gazes at you with love in his eyes and smiles.  It’s the first time you’ve said it and its not because of the sex, but because you’re finally ready to give your heart away again, this time though you know for sure its in good hands. 
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