#thats their ship name....

[themostsanebug]

a side of cottoncandy (pt.1/3)

Kassandra wiped at her nose, knees tucked to her chest as her make-up began to run due to her tears. God. This was so stupid, what made her think she wasn’t going to get stood up this time? Each time she thought she’d found a nice girl or a decent guy she was back handed with the “Actually, I found someone better than you so I’m going to leave you without further warning!” Hell, it even happened at prom! She really must be clueless.

She choked back more tears, her head hitting the concrete wall behind her. A dull pain spread through her scalp but it’s not like she wasn’t causing something similar anyways. With her fingers tangled in her hair, twisting and tugging. Maybe as a way to ground herself? More likely to be her way of getting something else to focus on.

“Well, what’s a girl like you doing out here?” She gasped, looking up. A warm smile shone down on her, his dark brown eyes glinting playfully. Barley. She quickly wiped at her face once again, hiccuping rather pathetically in the process. Jesus, how much more embarrassing could this get? But, Barley didn’t seem to notice. He just sat down next to her. Waiting for her to speak. His fingers drummed against his knee, their personal indicator that he’d be patient if he needed to. She couldn’t help the small laugh that left her, another sniffle following.

“Just the usual. Y’know, crying on the sidewalk after another failed date attempt? You’ve got to know this by now, B.J. We’ve been friends for two years!” She laughed through the statement, her mind felt less busy. How Barley managed to do that was beyond her understanding. She turned to see his face contort into a frown. It was always weird when he did thar, it didn’t fit who he was.

“You got stood up again, Kass?” She nodded, lips sealed into a thin line to keep another sob from clawing its way out of her throat. Barley simply held his arms open, quickly enveloping her in his embrace. She grabbed onto him like he would turn to dust if she let go, her face buried into his shoulder. She let the tears fall this time. It was just a ritual they had going by now. Kassandra gets stood up, Barley finds her crying somewhere, and promptly swoops to her rescue. She never liked feeling helpless, but with him it didn’t feel like that. With Barley it was just warmth and comfort, the familiarity of his touch getting rid of any feelings of hatred she might’ve had towards being defenseless. He helped with that.

[kakusboyfriend]

Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let's call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.

"Do you like your serial number?" they ask. "Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am" the robot replies. "I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I'll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes" they continue.

Because it's not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What's the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.

"62 will do," they conclude. "It's my model number - there will be no other 62 after me."

[buggachat]

until the special comes out i'm just going to write it myself

[bl00dalchemist]

I have finally watched naruto at the tender age of 25

[sqlatoon]

paper mario and the 60 dollar yuri

[raintides]

two guys with extremely particular dietary needs

[chez-cinnamon]

Gangle my goat..... <3

New episode got me in a Gangle mood!!!

Also spoilering below for a minor spoiler screenshot redraw doodle just in case !!

Abstragedy for the win babey!!!!

[barblaz-arts]

Giggling so bad because what even is this concept but hear me out!

So, I just noticed that my headcanons have essentially turned Vaggie into a harem protagonist. And when it comes to harems, recently what I think about is dating sim games. Then I had to come up with a plot as to how they would all be in the same place and, well, there you go. For the life of me, I don't know what possessed me to put this much effort in this though.

[hishighnesstheprincess]

Co-creator is @khalewren

All ships and characters are getting tagged so if you have a blocked tag and click on this to see it anyway, that's on you

[time-woods]

more of these dorks

[discarded-replica]

Some mlp ships that I like :3

[sparklingsora]

im working on more veeswap au stuff to show you folks but in the meantime take this polyvees shitpost (quote from what we do in the shadows)

[paesthethyc]

🐟💀

[buggachat]

adrien has always been a very supportive wingman

bonus:

[simping-on-the-daily]

i will make this a thing by sheer fucking willpower if i have too

[dammjamboy]

billford yaoi billford yuri i love them all