#thats so sad alexa play despacito

[jazuthevulcanprincess]

i just read and remembered that solas says he would never sleep with lavellan under false pretenses.........bitch they never fucked????

i feel so bad for lavellen....never even got some.....i know solas is a fantastic lay i just KNOW it

[statiicstag]

[ i'll answer the kisses after work tomorrow ! i wanted to accomplish more tonight but im eeped up and my body said no

ALSO i wanted to participate in the beach event, but i think i'm going to end up busy all three days <///3 why am i cursed with having a JOB ]

[glitchclock]

sqh, watching lbh fall off a cliff: thats so sad alexa play despacito

sqq, on the verge of tears, having the (second) worst day of his life so far: what the fuck did you just say

[sillystringstar]

asuka edit 2/4

thats right theres four edits now

my flight is tomorrow now… sigh… this is so sad… alexa play despacito

[tennessoui]

Obi-Wan near the end, charming his way into the Temple archives: excuse me, I need to know if Jedi who have Fallen - such a tragedy, so sad, Alexa play despacito - still love individuals as much as before. Like, will they still give them 3 orgasms every night? Will they still carry them to bed when they're sick and pretend not to see the corpse in the backseat?

Quinlan, who has offered to show obi-wan around and absolutely knows he is a sith and that a dastardly plan is afoot but also remembers how obi-wan the initiate was never the first person to rise from the dining table or pull away from a hug: oh no absolutely not, yeah. When someone Falls the begin to nurse a deep and eventually all consuming hatred for everything from before their Fall, especially the things they loved the most. Yeah. Even the things that keep trying to leave them comm calls and send them letters and asking about their health and if they’re alright. Yeah. I mean. Thats been MY experience at least. If I were you I definitely wouldn’t rock that boat you know? Unless you know for sure other people love and cherish you in your life and you can lose one.

[thepaleelf]

THATS SO SAD ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO

on a serious note I'm curious why do u hate that song

due to circumstances out of my control i heard it at least twice a day during the most fraught period of my life. so it does bring up memories of some very rough stuff.

also it just sucks ass

[beantown-fr]

am working 😔

but my evil plan is for you to say some mildly disappointing news and say thats so sad alexa play despacito

oh!

[rowavolo]

DESPITE REWRITING MY ASK SEVERAL TIMES I SOMEHOW DIDNT CATCH THIS-

for luke me and barbie gc it’s meant to be ‘sugar cube,’ not sweet tooth. sweet tooth is the name of barbie and luke’s private messages, and this was based on that (cube -> 3) which is why it appeared twice in that paragraph

this is so sad alexa play despacito

— blue 😔

OHHHHH WAIT I LOVE THAT SO MUCH. CUBE BEING THREE. THATS SO SO SMART AGH. OBSESSED!!!!!

[silver-tongues-blog]

alien: this is so sad. alexa, play despacito crewmate named alexa: thats... not how it works alien: you and i both know that is a lie

Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.

The humans hate this so, so much.

Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females

Steve: what

Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life

Steve:

Steve: mother fu--

[fuckinganderson]

alexa thats so sad play despacito meme

[wittyusrnamegoeshere]

Hey siri? How do I tell my parents I got an F? I already told them about the D- but now there’s the F... soooooooooooooooooooo

Sincerely, a broke college student who is a burnt out former gifted student....

[blenderfullasarcasm]

day 17: storm (of memes ig)

that’s so sad wei wuxian play despacito

bonus under the cut

[fromedennn]

Aziraphale: [discorporates]

Crowley: That’s so sad, Bentley play “Somebody to Love.”

[mariesbookblog]

I have never heard Despacito in my life

[s1ngularities]

hmm don’t like this

[miidnighters]

[ text; rosie ] thats so sad. alexa play despacito [ text; rosie ] such is the circle of life tho ig

[ text; Bartholomew ] It depends on the species. [ text; Bartholomew ] Honeybees will die after stinging a human-like target, yes. And still it is their nature. They only wish to protect their home.