#thats my son ur honor

[paninityl]

Quinn

[ilynpilled]

jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol

[evillillad]

mods are asleep post gooberpillar

[ultimategenshintournament]

Ultimate Besties Tournament: Round 3

Propaganda below cut

The Protagonists (submitted 4 times):

they're found family and both are extremely underrated and paimon is way too overhated. JUSTICE FOR MY OVERHATED QUEEN AND HER IRRITATING OLDER SIBLING!!

That’s their baby sister ur honor

they pals :)

Paimon haters go suck a lemon I love my emotional support pixie and always will; "BECAUSE THATS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE BEST FRIENDS" I'M SOBBING; They have such sibling energy fr tho. Only thing keeping Traveler sane on god

Redemption Arc (submitted 4 times):

My dickhead son and his plant based alternative mom

She saw that he had good in him despite being a villain; knocked him down to his absolute lowest and then helped him pick up the pieces; The level of unspoken communication between them is so sweet. Ex. Nahida sends Wanderer to various events under the guise of "making sure nothing goes wrong" but actually she's getting him participating in things to get him out of his shell; Conversely I think observing him helps Nahida understand the world/relationships between humans; They're just so cute I love the soft spot Wanderer has for his adoptive mother.; headcanon that he rants about her "annoying" him but 100% would turn around and beat someone up for talking smack about her

Two people who just escaped The Horrors choosing each other as family……… yes please

All of Sumeru (submitted 1 time):

I feel like the Sumeru cast is the most tight-knit out of all of them, since all of them have a connection to someone. They have good reason to be close, too--most of them came together to free Nahida from her confinement. It's always fun to see them all interact on-screen, too.

[mommahughes19-23]

SCF GM7 - B.M

@ryleeee.montour : Kai & Mommy are sooooo proud of you! See ya later Florida!

tagged : @montour @tiiiatuomola @marisssss

location : so flo

matthew_tkachuk : what a STUD🫦

daynamastro : not even playing drunk Brandon is my favorite Brandon LMAOOOOOOO!😝😝

↪ ryleeee.montour : OMG RIGHT!?!?!?!?!? Turns into my lil 4 year old in a 30 year olds body.. cutie.

gustavforsling : woah, there's literally children around!?! Put on a shirt my sexy looking guy.🥸

ryanlomberg : MHM a GOD in our presence. 🥂🤤

lundell_anton : its SO weird how much Kai looks like Brandon.....

carterverhaeghe : im genuinely more interested in babysitting your son than these amateur photos

↪ ryleeee.montour : dont be disrespectful to your best friend. Kai wouldn't appreciate the hostility you bring so no.

sbennet_93 : LOOK AT THE LIL GUY OMG

barkovsasha : I will forever miss Kai

tygagen : cutiessssssssssss, so glad I had the honor of getting to know you!!!

evanr17 : im going to need those company issued Brandon Montour #62 custom Converse back thank you.

↪ ryleeee.montour : EVAN SHUT UP!

emiliekulikova : AHHHHHH what a wild week its been!! SO glad we were able to celebrate one more time before you leave us!

caseyengleson : girl him and Carter need to just get hitched already lmaooooo

↪ ryleeee.montour : FOR FREAKING REAL DUDE ITS CRAZY

samsonreinhart : ugh this breaks my heart

vt9191 : thanks for everything yall!

marisssss : girlllllllllll not from behind! thats my worst angel!!

slorentz16 : erin and I are gonna come break in the new guest room asap

nickcousins27 : MY BEST FRIENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

alligadjovich : OMG GIRL YOU NEEED TO TELL ME ASAP WHERE AND WHO YOU GOT THE SNEAKERS FROMMMMM!

tiiiatuomola : momma monty, love you baby girl!

nikomikk : I like ur shirt , I want it.

↪ ryleeee.montour : ok pookie .... relax

tarasenko.yana : if you dont send me pictures EVERY single bday of Kai's I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN

montour : my baby and my babbbbby. I love you both so MUCHHHH!

smillaalwin : this is the cutEST thing ever

ninaacousins : girlllllllllllll, im so sad about this omg! partying all week then just leaving ughhhh.

eetuluostarinen : are his ribs ok!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

↪ ryleeee.montour : yes... I think so.... why??

↪ eetuluostarinen : girl they look broke.

zozeleny : GIRL LOOK AT YOUUUUUUUU!

aaronekblad5 : nooooooo NOT KAIIIII!!!

christinalrodrigues : this is an outrage. how dare you just say good bye florida

emmasulonen : I will still be expecting updates on the new baby and Kai

danielaforsling : AHHHHHHHHH

kevinstenlund : gonnnnnnnna miss yall lots

jessjewell : you bETTER remind Kai who loves him the most besides mommy and daddy EVERYDAY 🫶🏻😢

jgadjovich : HES SOO BIG

erinmarklee : this breaks my heart 💔

A.N : lol, yes I have another one with matty baby coming out then I'll stop... not my fault they keep feeding us these tasty lil angles. I will only apologize for the similarity between all of the ones posted.. I just LOVE them. also..... other than Ellie bc she's barley around and has a private account, some of the wags are growing on me :)

jessjewell = Sam Reinhart

danielaforsling = Gustav Forsling

ninacousins = Nick Cousins

tarasenko.yana = Vladamir Tarasenko

alligadjovich = Jonah Gadjovich

marisssss = Ryan Lomberg

emiliekulikova = Dimitri Kulikov

daynamastro = Aaron Ekblad

tiiiatuomola = Eetu Luostarinen

emmasulonen = Niko Mikkola

tygagen = Alexander Barkov

smillaalwin = Tobias Bjornfot

zozeleny = Sam Bennett

erinmarklee = Stevie Lorentz

caseyengleson = Carter Verhaeghe

Tagged : @skylershines @noahkahansorangejuice @quinnylouhughesx43

[fortheunsungheros]

fic req- The greasers at and celebrating Ponyboy's highschool graduation.

- 𝐏𝐨𝐧𝐲'𝐬 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 -

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- Darry would make them all show up like an hour early so they could get the best seats

- Darry would ALSO make everyone get dressed up in nice clothes. Two-Bit would try to leave in a Mickey Mouse shirt and he would be like “UHM GO CHANGE 😡”

- Soda and Johnny (Yes I refuse to believe he’s dead in my world) probably cried when Pony walked to go get his diploma in a happy way.

- They all got up and started SCREAMING when Pony walked on stage (Everyone walks on a stage right??? Thats how my high school is lol)

- Two-Bit probably shouted “I KNOW HIM!!!”

- Pony is MORTIFIED and starts laughing uncomfortably and is like “STawP uR emBarRiSinG mE 😡✋”

- Speaking of Pony, he most likely graduated an honors student (goals) and is probably going to a semi local college on a good scholarship

- I hc him to study sociology (don’t ask why it’s just what my brain told me)

- Darry would be in his proud dad era and taking photos of him with his dads old Polaroid camera

- They booed whenever a Soc’s name was said

- After the ceremony they all went back to the Curtis house and PARTIED

- They made a nice special chocolate cake for this occasion and when they go to get it from the freezer, all the icing is smeared. Nobody admits to swiping the icing (It was Two-Bit, Steve, and Soda 💀)

- Dallas (Same case with Johnny 😭) probably wanted him to start working at Bucks bar to get some money but Soda and Darry were like “NO 😡✋ MY SON IS GOING TO COLLEGE”

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Ahhhh tysm for the request! It was so fun to do! Please give me more requests as I’m desperate to write 😭

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[brctherscnce]

your balance between his rage, damage, and good heart is very tasty, also you are a nice soft person ooc, i am too sleepy to form proper analytical thoughts pls accept this anyway

What is something about my portrayal[s] that sticks out?

// CRYING.. BLUE UR SO NICE IM GONNA DIE !!!!

// THANK YOU SO MUCH,,, IM HONORED TO GET THIS FROM U

// i feel like something thats very often forgotten about bay optimus besides "hes crazy lmao" is that. he wasnt ALWAYS so intense!!! dude literally used to be such a sweetheart in the first and second movies until he got GOT by megatron and co, and when he came back? that was the start of him going wild-- it just really opened up by the time of Sentinel literally FUCKING OVER the Autobots!!! its something i really wanna be able to properly portray in my optimus portrayal and like. OUGH

// optimus in the bayverse movies has PTSD from his interactions with humans and decepticons alike and the reason we dont see that properly is because Michael Bay SUCKS... so i wanna try to show that like. optimus is indeed STILL optimus, but the reason he acts the way he does is out of a response against those who've hurt him before. dude literally lost like almost all his friends save for a select few and the only one from the og group is BUMBLEBEE. HIS SON !!! so no wonder hes going CRAZY

[alukaforyou]

just saw ur tags abt getting back into tkrb and i just gotta ask 1) who is ur fave a) character-wise (personality) and b) aesthetics (design) and 2) have u ever drawn any of them ; w; ur art is so pretty ngl i miss it and id love to see ur tkrb art if u ever made any

oh em geee i cant pick omg i love sm of the charas 😭😭😭😭 im gonna answer 1b first, screen shots from my game:

my current fave is jikkyuu mitsutada cuz the art for him looks soooo tasty 😭 AND hes voiced by THE koyasu takehito like everyone SHUT UP DIO BRANDO / TOJI FUSHIGURO IS SPEAKING 🗣️ jk but his in game voice is so soft uwu i got him from the sea shell event, which i've never rly put in effort into before cuz its not one of my fave events BUT i grinded SO HARD to get My Boi 👍🏻

runner ups are kogi and iwachan, kogitsunemaru looks so 💯💯💯 the artstyle the outfit oof like the off shoulder kimono and the neck piece and the gloves with the fingers out 🥴🥴🥴 also the artist for his sprite is rly good at drawing everything feet?? akakskkal rly pretty looking peet & toez 💀 i nabbed him as a node drop on the regular map it took me 500+ tries, yes i counted 😭 as for iwachan his kiwame art is a Major glow up, i dont always like the kiwame sprite redesign (kogi & hotarumaru looks better reg version imo) BUT iwatooshi looks sm better 10000/10 also hes like 200cm tall 🫠 im gonna motorboat his b00bs who said that btw those 3 are also my fave bgs, i still rly like the old spring sakura bg so i use that one alll the time too 🌸

honorable mentions^ oodenta looks like. if u mashed up kenchan from bleach and madara from nardo. love the shibari bdsm top but i hate the gold stuff on his legs 😭👎🏻 kanechan is the og long black haired pretty boy, the way he talks is younger brother coded lol. fudo & akita r my fave tantous cuz they look like if me & madara had babies LMFAO shizukagata's design is so cunty 💯, hanjin is my fave pink haired boy 💖 wish he wasnt wearing camo tho 😐 and i got nukemaru & shichiseiken semi recently so they are sorta novelty faves rn xD

1a. the game is in jp and i cant read all that so idk abt their personalities much 😭 like i did google a lot of the charas dialogue lines on the wiki but ngl i forgor 💀 i just remem kogi and jikkyu being kinda flirty LOL? 👁️👄👁️ just off the top of my head, maybe fudo cuz i remem his pre kiwame self was rly sad, hes actually the first boy i sent off to kiwame :') im so here for the Character Development thats MY SON!!!! good for him :)

2. i've drawn kanechan ONCE a loooooong time agooooooo i dont draw so much lately RIP and when i do, its anime boys from Shows™ 💀

[transgenderfivepebbles]

i see youve been getting into milgram ..!! what do you think 👉👈‼️‼️‼️ id love to hear ur thoughts!!!

theyre killing me .like jesus on th cross . it's never been more over

under da cut 👇

haruka and mikoto my miserable blue sons. i like them so badly. especially mikoto. plural bitch gets helplessly attached to fictional plural bitch. who woulda thunk it… i love him though. shoutout to milgram for pulling the cliche Murderous Alter trope but actually humanizing him and making his presence critical to mikoto's functioning. mikosys 💙

i loooove yuno shes my icon btw. shes in lesbians w 4 other versions of herself. shes slutty & proud. she stared the whole community down and said Stop Infantilizing Me. literally no one does it like her. very interested by her chronic apathy/loneliness though. girl i respect you immensely but have you ever looked into depression

also fascinated by kotoko… she got that dawg in her.. like her morals are so fucked and i know in my bones shes never gonna budge on them.. but she looks so cool doing it? feral dog. insane butch. mwah

um. whos left.

fuuta is cringe i like him. i crumple him like napkin ok? im really normal about how trial 1 made him out to be someone who revels in punishing people in contrast w kotoko who seems to do her thing for the sake of justice. but then fuuta is actually distressed about the fact that his actions led to someone dying while kotoko Also revels in punishing people and is like And I'll Do It Again Bitch. im blowing them up. both of them. also triple a battery fuuta agenda anyone see my vision 🙏🙏

muu.. i dont like her but i also Do. shes bugs. shes a conniving bitch w every disease but it's kind of endearing. also she had some toxic yuri shit goin on w haruka. ended horribly but thats just how the toxic yuri goes down

shidou is shidou. mr medical malpractice. hes cool but i kinda dgaf about him idk why. sorry kirisaki gang

mahiru.. oh mahiru... shes so hashtag girl. free my girl she did nothing. your honor. she was being silly. i think she and her bf were both really really mentally ill and she was just fueled enough by her romantic fantasy that he broke before her. also shes the reason for aro es real. mappi my beautiful princess with a disorder!!!

kazui.. hes gay and oomf loves him. he Actually did nothing. i think he loved his wife as a person just not romantically but he thought she deserved to know the truth. and then she decided to die about it like ok!! girl whats your problem!!! cat goes hard af btw deco27 please drop more jazz

amane is. shes soooooo . no one understands her not even me. i cant believe all that shit happened to her. get behind me amane i will protect you

BUT! out of everyone in this wretched crew… the most wretched of them all is none other than our very own warden. es is so Blorbo they make me sick. my microbe. warden-san want a fucking break from it all.. theyre tortured by the opinions of the fandom. fate worse than death. i think theyre definitely also a prisoner btw.. i see that 000 box in your hand you cant hide from me. im going to put them in a blender

anyway. my horrible little organisms. 💥

[blamemma]

Not sure if you answered this before but based on your latest bookish asks, what are your top book recommendations? 😌

i have definitely answered this before but cannot find it anywhere in my books tag oops so i dont think i ever tagged it correctly but oH NO a chance for me to talk about my favourite books what a shame???!!!!! anyway book recs under the cut x

ok so i'll try and do this succinctly cause i can talk about good books for hours and hours and what made me so enamoured with them so ok lets go.

bewilderment by richard powers - go into this knowing nothing apart from it centers around a single dad and his son who is concerned about animals and the climate crisis. do not google more about it, do not look for spoilers, just let powers take you on this slow journey of a father and son and all that comes with that....thrust it into the arms of my flatmate with these same words and he kept on asking me questions because he couldn't work out some things in the book and then one night at about 12:30am i get a knock on my bedroom door cause he finished it and we talked for hourssss about it.....just please....read it

at swim, two boys by jamie o'neill - no one is surprised to see this here, maybe look up some of the trigger warnings if there are things you avoid in books for this one, but yeah, two boys, dublin, in love with each other but not acting on their feelings, learning how to swim and forging a bond so strong :)) still thinking about it still aching

the seas by samantha hunt - i think she's under 200 pages?? if not only slightly over.....quick fast paced weird read about a fucked up girl who believes deep in her heart she's a mermaid, flew through this one, really weird concept that was explored thoroughly well

the idiot by elif batuman - i often forget about this one because i read it during the hazy depressed days of first year uni but i know it shaped me, i know it clawed at me, and i know i really want to re-read it soon....a good book if ur lost in ur twenties i think xx

drive your plow over the bones of the dead by olga tokarczuk - much like bewilderment, dont google this one for more than the synopsis and let urself wade through the first 50 pages cause god from there....chefs kiss....a feminist murder mystery fuck YES (and thats a really simple description of what it is)

crossroads by jonathan franzen - aight so you take a heavy religious family with a pastor for a father but ooft the father is cheating on his wife and the son is addicted to drugs and the daughters had enough of her family and is in love with someone she shouldn't be and the mothers done some questionable shit in her past......yeah thats MY kinda family saga....each chapter follows a different member of the family and through these lil snippets u really start to see the inevitable breakdown of a family that on the outside looks perfect

babel by r.f. kuang - look, i gotta give it to the tiktok girlies here......they're onto something here......devoured this beast of a book like there was no tomorrow and went through a full array of emotions with all the characters.....superb book, truly deserves all the hype its been given

(lol reading back through all these and i think what we can comfortably say is i LOVE a sad book keep ur happy emotions away from me)

HONORABLE MENTIONS GO TO: mayflies by andrew o'hagan; the death of vivek oji by akwaeke emezi; shuggie bain by douglas stuart; my brilliant friend by elena ferrante (can not yet recommend the full quartet because i've only read the first two....but yeah.....good shit)

[dovesndecay]

Ilove higgins, the higgins family is my favorite family in media in ages. just a whole family thats just some guy. the pastor son u dont meet until the end of s1???? learning they had him out of wedlock and then decided to have a half dozen more?????? im love them ur honor

he's my sweet baby meow meow

[possum-adjacent]

reblogging this for the third time in a row cause i keep thinking of new things abt this. huge spoilers ahead

theres SO MUCH potential for wyll to have much more content, especially in act 3

reunion with duke ravengard after the iron throne: shadowheart's reunion with her parents had so much content and development, while ravengard just. stands there in your camp.

wyll doesn't even really have his own story arc, he just either decides to keep or break his pact to either be a duke in his father's steps or the blade of avernus

both karlach and wyll's only backstory ties in the city are to gortash so they don't get a cool viconia/cazador fight but also? gortash and orin were so easy to beat compared to viconia, it would have been cool to see like, combat in a room of karlach-esque construct prototypes (bernard or grymforge eternal guardian-style) to explore what that was like for her

(actually while we're on the topic of companions needing more special dialogue interactions following boss fights with their dead three backstory villains, minthara could have had WAY more content following orin's death but thats unrelated)

honestly i consider wyll's boss fight to be ansur but that was so disappointing. my paladin had the orphic hammer and both netherstones, fully intent on betraying the emperor before we went down there, but we had to fight ansur anyway. do you know how cool it would be to have a scene of wyll and tav flying back to camp on a dragon and ravengard telling his son that he's pround of him???? thats what i thought would have happened but it Didn't.

i dont think the party should get the chance to team up with ansur against the emperor in that fight tho, and the ansur fight was fun, so maybe smt like a fight to prove your worth and then being able to borrow ansur's power in the upper city bbeg fight would be cool. there could be a summon allies ability from ansur that's kind of like the kith'raki inferno except with an upgraded call lightning/chain lightning rather than wall of fire

also i dont think the game made a big enough deal of the fact that mizora was captured by the illithids and wyll had to save her?? how did that happen?? why was that not explored??? she literally just also hangs out at ur camp so that ur tav can have a chance to fuck her. i wanna see a change in their dynamic even if wyll stays in the pact, i want to see him reclaiming his name and power and really doing something to become the blade of avernus bc honestly that kind of came out of nowhere and felt more like accepting defeat than anything

and if he leaves the pact i wanna see him being the emperor/balduran's foil!! he loves his friends and lives for honor while balduran was a fuckin coward who manipulated and backstabbed people. if wyll's gonna rebuild baldur's gate i want to see him in his epilogue grappling with balduran's tale and maybe even letting the truth abt gortash and balduran be known as a cautionary tale against abuses of power

also, blade of avernus vs duke of baldurs gate and all but tbhhhh. i kind of want an evil wyll. i dont mean ascended astarion/dark justiciar shadowheart evil bc that does feel out of character, but like. gale has seeds of ambition that can be nurtured into a karsic defiance of mystra and an ascension to godhood. give wyll complexity through a flaw that can be planted in act 1 and potentially develop into something for an evil path. his biggest thing in act 1 was killing the goblin leaders to protect the tiefling refugees on the road to baldur's gate, but i remember in early access it was actually centered around mizora and he even had that thing with getting his eye back from torturer spike- what happened to all that?? vengeance could be his flaw. an overdelivery of justice. there was so much abt that in ansur's dungeon, it fits right in but nooo larian just ignored all that

speaking of wyll defending the tieflings in act 1, why doesn't he get anything special with them?? i pretty much take one long rest per act so he always spends the goblin party by the beach pondering what will happen to him (bc i hadn't gotten the mizora cutscene with karlach yet) but i cant believe he still doesn't get any dialogue about the tieflings in the last light inn when u reunite with them in act 2 or in rivington/the elfsong tavern when u find them in act 3

i love this game with all my heart and have almost 500 hours in it but. jfc. so many thoughts. how do u make a warlock that people consider "boring." im prob gonna end up writing a fix it fic abt this to give wyll the content he deserves.

spent like an hour trying to find a post abt the disparity of origin companion's content in bg3 and couldn't so, hey, this fucking sucks

[i-love-u-loser]

A Homestuck Fan Re-Reads Homestuck (Notes and gaffs)

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Homestuck Thoughts and notes:

'> John: Squawk like an imbicile and shit on your desk.' is just whoever imputting these commands acting like a deranged twitch chat. Doc Scratch if thats you, your better than this.

John almost shits on his desk tho for real for real.

John has the STACK Sylladex system which only lets him use the most recently used item put in. Unless combining them like some video game system.

Bunny in the Box Count: 3

John's birthed Day is 4/13… if you even care.

John is bad at programming as we see by the two …. cake?? Programs on his comuter and an… 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH~ATH' program? Wonder what any of those bitches do. Program cake, his dad bakes so hes participating via.. computer???? Look at my bad virtual cake dad- except his dad would be confused but proud. Dad Egbert is something we all derserve in our life.

Dave and John are talking about a movie I have never seen, I guess in it someone pees in a bottle and claims its apple juice. Howie Mandel is coming for your sealed apple juice dave.

TG: did you get the beta yet EB: no. EB: did you? TG: man i got two copies already TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro???? EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it. TG: yeah TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now EB: alright.

Dave is malliable like clay but also would probably play this game just to play with his friend for real for real.

John gets beat to the mail by his Dad, but also does not go down immideately anyway. Probably thinks he'll get pranked.

Okay not pranked, but the parent thing of being stuck down there with them. John, baby you have THE most normal parent of all the kids. I love you so much pls just talk to ur dad.

hey buddy, pal, bestie, wHY ARE WE CAPTCHALOGUING SASSACRES FAT ASS BOOK? YOU DO NOT NEED THIS

He is angry at the command text that he wants to make space for book, pick up arms, become RANCOUROUS. Angry John.

Dave also plays real hard into the cool angle at first.

Dave has the Hash Map Sylladex, he mocks John for having the Stack. Dave tells John also he can have a strife specibus (fighting object) because he is so used to having one. John has never needed to physically fight.

Looking at the Kind Abstrata list I would like to mention a few readable honorable mentions: Canekind, curlironkind, plankkind, rockkind, and fireexitkind.

ASSIGNED HAMMERKIND AT BIRTH.

John, literally not knowing better, goes 'yeah sure its not gonna be that relevant hammer is fine.'

JOHN PUT THE BOOK. ON TOP OF THE SMOKE PELLETS.

Sburb is just a boring house game. Yes. That's it! Thats all! 1 1/2 hats :)

John, already wearing glasses, puts on fake glasses and a pointy hat. How can you see right now.

A;so clown paintings, hollowed tombs. John hates clowns.

Command text: Admire Harlequins John: eW GROSS. I hate these. I hope someone steals these. Dad is a corn ball.

Love your Dad, John. Or I will.

"As domestic myth of unaccountable origin holds, a home borrows the spirit of the flame for as long as it makes a guest of it, much as the moon takes liberty with the sun's rays. " Homestuck, Page 50

Im sorry the fucking Command for the next page '>John: Topple urn.'

TWITCH CHAT THAT IS HIS DEAD GRANDMA.

Also would like to mention there is a burning peice of game bro on their floor. House fire starter anyone?

"CHAMP.

"YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT.

"I BELIEVE IN YOU"

John's dad is the BEST DAD. Even though I know the gift is a LARGE HARLEQUIN, and his son hates those his notes are very cute.

John is in fact, a silly little guy.

He is 13 btw, if you even care.

John has made peace with the harlequin by putting cake glued arms to it. Also there was a cake in his room and now on the couch with like a random array of candles.

'Land sakes alive, we are cooking with petrol now!' We sure are Mr. Sassacre.

I want to read THE SERIOUS JESTER.

John is severely allergic to peanuts.

Does John's dad smoke tabbaco? Is that what's in the pipes?

John is very good at piano.

"The peanut gallery over there sure is getting a kick out of it. You are allergic to their scorn." A statuette of the Joker and a boy in a limp Jester's hat laugh at John because he can't play 52 pick up.

JOHN LEAVES THE HOUSE, HE IS NO LONGER STUCK AT HOME.

"You have a feeling it's going to be a long day." Oh boy.

'> John: Leave a surprise for the mailman.' Twitch chat command text is back and really wants John to go.

Remember the green box.

Dad loves to bake, leave him be.

John does briefly consider breaking into his OWN kitchen.

He returns after failing to get mail, finds one of the Harlequin's arms have fallen off.

Homestuck music slaps btw.

DAD was not dumb enough to fall for the disguise, catches this stupid little guy lacking.

JOHNS CAPCHALOGUE DECK: CLEVER DISGUISE, CAPCHALOGUE CARD x1, SASSACRES FAT ASS BOOK, SMOKE PELLETS.

[S] STRIFE!

BTW THERE ARE 13 CANDLES ON THIS CAKE

John gets BOZOD with a Pie. However he equips the pie tin and thusly,, there go his smoke pellets.

Smoke pellets do…. nothing? John tries to take the cake and THE FAT ASS BOOK FROM BEFORE IS EVICTED.

SASSACRE YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!!! You set off the pellets!!

Dad is now busy trying to calm the smoke alarm, and now John may take his packages and also….

His Dad's PDA?

JOHN MERGED THE TWO CAKES LIKE A DUMB ASS. YOU SILLY LITTLE BOY. DUMB TEENAGE BASTARD. (Affectionate)

ALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS SIT ON THE COUCH.

(Also you cant merge things if they are not next to each other without Risk.) Stack Sylladex, worst sylladex.

Clown Bathroom RUG love that John does not go into the Adult Male Bathroom.

John obtains a towel so he can contain this icky cake mess.

[anxiously-awaiting]

constantly thinking abt tron and beck thanks

[dapplemoth]

howza bout LeopardStar X GreenFlower!!! My favorite rare pare

tfw one of ur moms is a war criminal.

Here are the kits, I loosely based them off of the leopard flower plant because that was too perfect.

More on the couple and kits below!

I remember Greenflower being mentioned once in forest of secrets. Poor lady lost her kits :( I thought it was sweet how she offered to nurse Featherkit and Stormkit, but apparently she was just forgotten about and Mosspelt was the one to nurse them instead. She only appears in Forest of Secrets too, we don't even get a mention of her ever existing in leopardstar's honor from what I can tell.

Kate apparently described her as very sweet, so I'll do my best to go off of that.

Leopardfur and Greenflower get together sometime before the events of Into the wild, eventually expecting their first litter of kits somewhere during forest of secrets. Unfortunately, the kits don’t survive and its a while before they try again.

When they do eventually have another litter, Leopardfur has become Leopardstar and things go well for a little while until Tigerstar happens. He uses the knowledge of her and Greenflower’s new kits to convince the leader to join clans, stating that they would be safer under their combined leadership. Leopardstar agrees to his offer even if her mate, Greenflower has some reservations.

Greenflower does her best to shield their kittens, Butterflykit and Applekit but inevitably they do witness at least part of a warcrime and thats when leopardstar realizes (among other things) that Tigerstar doesn’t have the best interest of her clan at heart.

Greenflower is of course, angry at Leopardstar for letting this happen, but is a lot more understanding since she was able to directly witness the kind of stress leopard was under to keep Riverclan strong, while also acknowledging that she screwed up big time. Due to this, she is one of the first cats to forgive Leopardstar, and they’re able to repair their relationship. Her son, Applekit is also quick to forgive his mom..Butterflykit? Well..not so much.

Butterflykit (ginger she-cat with tortie patches) was a lot like her mother Greenflower as a kit, at least in the beginning. She loved both her mothers dearly, and was proud of the fact that one of her moms was the leader of Riverclan. However, upon witnessing Stonefur being commanded to kill Stormpaw and Featherpaw, she was struck by the realization that her mother was capable of doing terrible, terrible things. She had nightmares about Leopardstar as she grew up, and began avoiding her unconsciously. Eventually though, she unleashes all her bottled up trauma upon her moms when being confronted about her behavior. They have a long talk that day, and slowly but surely, Butterfly is able to repair her relationship with her family. Her warrior name will be Butterflypatch

Applekit (spotted orangery golden tom) is a lot like Leopardstar in personality, if more childish and energetic. Growing up, he idolized his mom Leopardstar and wanted to become leader one day just like her. He was there alongside his sister during the incident preceding Stonefurs death and immediately closed his eyes so he wouldn’t have to see it (He could still hear it very well though) He does his best to move on from his past with Tigerclan and reasons that Leopardstar must have had her reasons for doing what she did. As he begins to mature though, he realizes that Riverclan(and his mother) did a horrible thing by allowing that situation to happen. He stops putting Leopardstar on a pedestal and finally sees his mother for who she truly is, a flawed cat with good intentions. Knowing this, he somehow respects her more now than before. His warrior name will be Applebranch

[simptasia]

daniel: i’m gonna set off this hydrogen bomb to bring charlotte back to life

jack: i’m on board with this plan because kate left me and it’s too painful

kate: ...guys, a shit ton of people have died