#thats literaly their dynamic..

[foundfamily-connoisseur]

Me seeing a fic with found family of the parent/child variety

VS

seeing it end up with the parental figure dating/marrying/etc the bio parent

[gabrielapazlima]

Why do i ship Cuddlejump⚡️❤️

(Hoppy hopscotch x Bobby bearhug)

And how i see their dynamic being like!

if you guys follow me for a while you guys may already noticed my very normal adimiration for the ship between hoppy hopscotch and bobby bearhug from the smiling critters...its not like they are 90% of my art gallery and that i cannot shut the fuck up about this ship hahaha right?

well,yea,i really,really,REALLY like them- its a ship that i pratically came up with first than anyone and somehow other ppl ended up found of them....but why? Why does Gabriela da paz lima is so normally obcessed with the ideia of a green tomboy rabbit n a red carebear being a couple?

At fist you may think "Uhh it is probally because of the classic tomboy tough girl x soft girly girl archetype right?" and yea,i can see why ppl think that is a very famous lesbian ship dynamic i respect ppl that are solid into them bc of it.... but its deeper to me than that...first i want to talk abt hoppy n bobby's solo characters first!

Hoppy Hopscotch⚡️🐰

ngl when i entered this fandom she was like,my favorite...i still love her tho

she is basically the energetic tomboy of the group acording w her official descreptions,she is also know as THE big motivation force of the critters,always pushing them out their comfort and have a very adventuous n positive spirit-

BUT she have very noticeble characters flaws as well,not only she is quite loud but she tends to be bossy n really impatient,being described as someone that can be "handful to deal with",and before the book release she is literaly the only critters with her character flaws listed-

i always liked how her personality is kinda complexish in comparassion to other critters,she is clealy have a good heart,very loyal n likes to help the others (which we can see in her cardboard line) but she can come up as rough n "overwhelming" in the way that she does it,she doesnt have the intention of hurt or being mean but she still comes as rude due her lack of patience n understanding( cof cof autism) of ppl's limits-

i really like her i feel like she is SO underrated:( you guys have to STOP make her a bully,she is NOT like that.)

Bobby bearhug🐻❤️

i love bobby so much that is not even funny,she is my kin baby-

she seems to be the typical shallow love girl at first sight but...theres so much more abt this carebear....

in her descreptions she is basically the mom friend of the group,she is here to keep her friends together not matter what,she is very phisically affecionate,she is emotional inteligent being very patient n understanding ( which is kinda of what hoppy lacks 👀) n her compassion don't limits itself to only hed friends but to things,places n basically any living thing-

she seems to be pretty much the perfect girl right?...well yea almost....and then theres her voice lines that give a very tonal shift to her character....

"i love you to the moon and back!im CRAZY about you...im lost without you...i been lost a long time....please take me with you this time....you'won't leave,will you?!"

at first it seems some kinda yandere shit but reading more and more deep in that,it sounds so desesperate n sad tbh...i seems like she is not thay confident by herself n DEEPLY fears the abandoment...which is...very ironical for HER character...

"But these lines are about the bbis destiny" yea i know but these lines are ALSO reflected in their cartoon personalities,like kickin being scared n hoppy being impatient...it very likely that is ALSO linked to her canon personality as well...which also makes me think in what amber said about her...

Damn thats....so relatable...i always try my best to be there for other ppl but im always so hard to myself when i know that i should not....thats a perfect irony to the "love character"...

she does not have that much of strong will for herself,she does not love herself in the same way that she loves everyone...she feels weak and defenceless n unwanted being at her own because she doesnt feel enough...

fuck,im crying...They will NEVER make me hate you,bobby bearhug.

🐰⚡️About Hoppy n Bobby's relationship🐻❤️

you see...they are both are very complex girls that love to support people on their own distinte ways,hoppy is the more of phisical support crittet while bobby is the emotional support critter- they deeply care about their friends and they want see them trying news things...i would say that they both valorize support over anything,thats their main atribute-

but they are also deeply flawed in very different ways,hoppy is impatient,bossy n can come off as rude bc of her lack of caring side....also very reckless as consequence....(kinda the reason of why she died) Bobby is very emotional dependent which causes her to panic over the ideia of being alone n doesnt like trying to push herself to do anything when she is feeling too alone( that also can be the reason of why she died)...

they flaws n qualities...weidly compliment each other well...hoppy needs more emotional inteligence n more understanding,not only of other ppl's limits but her own limits.... Bobby needs strengh will and motivation due her deep insecurities and self loath,she can be stronger than she is at her own,and hoppy can show that to her-

i feel like they dynamic is really strong and be summarized as "Besides all our differences,we value the same thing and in the end of the day,i really need you"

i just REALLY love comprimentary duos + opposite atract sorry- call me basic bitch.

💚More of their dynamic plus personal headcanons❤️

i like to think that hoppy would be sighly unconfortable with bobby's affection fowards her at first but she is slowly beggins to enjoy it and reciprocate it-

i also like to think that they would be the ones to come up with the group's activities together,hoppy tries to do batshit insane stuff but bobby tones them down to be safier-(they MIGHT go into lil fights abt it)

also hoppy really enjoys bobby's anger/tough moments because she is surprising REALLY strong but she always never show it-

hoppy also tends to be emotional but she nevr shows it util bobby find it by her own and she ended uo breaking her tough girl persona in front of her(which of course bobby accepts)

Bobby,hoppy n kickin were kinda of a trio and they basically the over loving girl,the cool "chill" guy and the hyperative dumbass...it fits them...

i have a MILLIONS of stuff to say about them but i would be here forever sooo i hope you guys have enjoyed my yapping about cuddlejump:)

BYE!!!

[spitinsideme]

what's your current perspective on ragapom after the new episode? my headcanons have been almost completely changed...they're both losers and ragatha certainly seems to be more of a loser than pomni like many have pointed out. she literally does not take pomni's name out of her mouth throughout the entire episode!! like, sure, we all know you care about her and you're worried after all that happened in the pilot, OKAY! but for the love of god you literally fell off a CLIFF and one of your first reactions is ask about her?? definitely the biggest pomni simp to ever exist, no mfer in this fandom can ever beat her

absolutely everyrhing changed youre so right !!! lime EVERYTHING !! i dont even see pomni as a loser anymore actually ragatha is the biggest fucking loser here, pomni is normal honestly the pilot kusr made her out to be this complete mess but pomni is nor ? she acyuallu seems lime INCREDINLY calm for the sitatuon shes in and kind of okau with it now ? lime in that scene where she was talking to the guy and she was like "yeah well im stuck here and im tryong to see ir as home" or soemthing lime rhat .. pomni isnt the fucking simp around here its ragatha !!! i mean come on even jax pointed it out !!! this meand that shes porbbaly mever done this nefore for any other newcomers !! shenwas dying being stabbed in the chest almost drowning and the whole time shes like POMNI ??? POMNO AR EYOU OKAY ??? POMNI ?????? i think its quote literlaly impossoble to not at leadt slightly believe ragatha likes pomni a biy too mufh .. anywayd yes everything has compleley changed and pomni nor ragatha is what i have drew them out to be, theyre compleley dofferent from the pilot !! i dont think ive ever seen someone care this much aboit someone they JUST met a day before, also how she tries to get clos3r to pomni the entire time !! shes literaly tryong to nefriend her reallyreally badlu trying to get clos3r and thats a gay fucking thing to do shes sofucking desperate shes in love trusr me i know a lesbian with a crush when i see one .. everytjing hss changed ...

i think that their dynamic righr now is like .. one sided woth ragatha trying to grt close to pomno and pomni trying to stop all her advances maybe becauze she still feels bad ? i hope that when they do talk (WHIXH THEY FUCKING WILL HOPEFULLY !!!) tbeir dynsmic changes and they actually become friends ? i think ragatba is really lonely, they all seem to be acquantices at besr actyally with kinger being the only one who seems to have a friendler fonnection to ragatha ? and hes mental a bit so youknow shes defonily a bit lonely !! my touch starbed headcanon foe ragatba still stays actually thats canon to me in my head .. i want to explore this newfound dynamic more actually !! its very interesting

[thetobiroppofan]

one piece rant #4 (i think): the tobiroppo and why i love tjem

one day im going to be famous and whether it be for murder or a simple delusion in my mind it WILL happen one day trust me on this those who read this post. anyways i talk like my business is everyone elses deal cause it IS i mean im posting this to STRANGERS!!! ON THE INTERNET!!! i dont CARE if im judged its the INTERNET. i am THE internet gremlin. ohmygod shoot me for that i change my mind.

anyways this isnt what this post is about (pro tip: if you think youre funny write a script and go animate something i estimate soon we'll be needing the next batch of funny animated youtubers soon like jaiden animations and does anyone remember that one guy with the demon horns?? i think his name was adam smth i used to watch his videos religiously)

I love the tobiroppo if you couldnt tell by my cool awesome username. the tobiroppo are AWESOME. BEST villain group in one piece i dont CARE what anyone says. NO!! I AM NOT INCLUDING KAIDO OR HIS ALL STARS IN THIS. JUST THE TOBIROPPO.

LOOK AT THEM!!! THEYRE AWESOME!!! I LOVE THE TOBIROPPO. I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY IF I HAD THE CHANCE TO MEET THE TOBIROPPO AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT WAS THROUGH DYING I WOULD DIE!!!!!!!! LITERALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ID DEFINITELY BREAKDOWN UPON SEEING THEM SINCE THEYRE SCARY ASF AND ALSO THEYRE SO COOL!!!!!! BUT ITS SOO WORTH IT!!!!!! HEAVEN HELL BE DAMNED I LOVE THE TOBIROPPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one day im gonna travel to japan and find eiichiro oda and stalk him until he breaks down and i force him to tell me EVERYTHING about the tobiroppo from all their dynamics with the other members to their least favorite food!! (ALL JOKES!!! I AM NOT GOING TO STALK ODA!!!)

anyways if i had to rank my favorite members to least favorite itd go in an order like this: 1. ULTI MY GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. BLACK MARIA MY QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. PAGE ONE MY MOODY NERDY TEENAGE BOYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. SASAKI!!!!!!!!!! THE HOT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. The racist.

6. X-Drake. (i like him but not as a tobiroppo member he knows his place.)

who's who would be higher than 5 but i am a die hard jinbe fan (i say with the only piece of merch i have of him being a funko figure that holds my house keys) and that fishman racism was NOT!!!!!!!!!! cute.

sasaki shouldve gotten more screentime he was sooo fine i love you sasaki mwa

page one is LITERALLY!!!!!!!! me core (not really but let me be insane oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) also i LOVE that one hc i saw one time where he has a special interest for dinosaurs like thats so real ily page one

black maria is THE cuntiest member of the tobiroppo. like have you SEEN her in the anime AUGH!!!!! THE THINGS ID DO FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS THE GIRLBOSS!!! MOTHER IS MOTHERING!!!!!! CURNTY!!! SINJIN DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ULTI IS MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE THOUGH!!!!!! SHE IS THE TOBIROPPO MEMBER.

THIS SCREENSHOT OF HER IS SO CUTE I LOVE HOW TOEI DREW HER HAIR. ULTIS DESIGN IS ULTIMATELY ONE OF MY FAVORITES FROM THE SERIES ENTIRELY. I LOVE HOW COLORFUL HER HAIR IS AND HOW SHE LOOKS SO CUTE IN HER OUTFIT!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER HAIR TEXTURE AND HOW SHE HAS A CUTE LITTLE AHOGE AnD I LOVE HER LITTLE FLOWER MASK.

ODA!!!!!!!!!

DROP MORE ULTI CONTENT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.

phew!! sorry gangalang (i say as a 15 year old white boy) i got carried away there. anyways when ulti dies so will i its me and her for LIFE.

i know the tobiroppo members either died or got arrested but in my head theyre living the same reality as the baroque works agents did because im insane over the tobiroppo.

I actually dont even know when this obsession started??? it mightve been when i started one piece which was like a year ago during july '23 (which oh my god?? a year's passed already since last year?? what the FUCK????)

but when i saw the tobiroppo (More specifically, sasaki, he started my obsession) a neuron activated in my brain and ive been OBSESSED with the tobiroppo (and one piece 'by extension' i argue despite having two large one piece posters, like 4 figures, and a stupid ugly law plushie right where i lay my head to sleep. sigh. he terrifies me, the buttsnatcher.)

i think originally my favorite member was sasaki, since i found that greenhaired fishman IRRESTISITIBLE (idk how to spell that word im a bit stupid) and then like idk the rest i dont actually rank my favorites tbh which i really should do in retrospect but its stressful when i have mixed opinions

anyways

i love the height differences between the members its so stupid and funny teehees

Also i need to be honest to you people of the internet but i cant be the only one who thinks page one's mask and hair and hat is like 2020 core

it isnt BAD i think he pulls it off its just when i saw him for the first time i thought "girl 2020 called they want their get up back"

he looks cute though i think he works it yasssssssssssss queen erm give them that nonbinary 2020 dsmp core!!

(I support all lifestyles and I am trans myself, please do not cancel me.)

on another topic i think page one autism hcs are real since like one thing and one thing only: his sit

I love him dont get me wrong, but it is hard to believe that hes any form of neurotypical with this sit. ankles crossed n everything. like my guy has GOT to get that autism diagnosis oh my god.

on another note there is a fly at the foot of my bed and i am going to have a mini heart attack i hate flies so much oh my god tumblr pleease send guns and cannons

i think id die to know the dynamics between ANY of the tobiroppo members outside of page one and ulti because i wonder if any of them were close friends. like

i wonder if they were like some form of friends??? also does EVERY tobiroppo member have some form of tattoo on their torso??

also while writing that i thought "wait a minute"

wake up babe new hc dropped: page one got inspired by who's who to have a chest tattoo of his name when he first joined.

ok thats it honestly i dont have anything else to say this was just a divulgence in my own taste tonight through yapping about nothing specific and just the tobiroppo in general. i really love the tobiroppo genuinely and after this i might make a list of my top 10 favorite one piece characters in general since itd be fun. ok bye gangalang

this is THE tobiroppo fan getting off and remember: i am the tobiroppo's fan trust me on this i love the tobiroppo so much if you see someone claiming to be a bigger fan than me tell me ill follow them back to their house and violently mutilate them (joking! i love you my fellow tobiroppo fans!)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youngsheldonfan9992

[red-velvet-0w0]

Okay so I finished watching Dead Boy Detectives Season 1 and I have thoughts:

Niko means literaly everthing to me

David and the Cat King looked to similar and I couldnt tell them apart a lot

I really hate the trope of "powerful interdimentional entity but then starts talking and talks like a normal human person and swears a bunch", (kinda just feels too MCU) and this show did fall into that trap a lot, but they avoided it here and there

I really dont care about Charles and Edwin as a couple and hope they stay friends

I really liked Monty

The plotline with Jenny and Maxine felt a little pointless, and the escalation from "Ive been stalking you" to "Im going to kill you and am an insane murderer" was a bit too fast

Nico, Crystal, and Jenny had the best dynamic and I loved every scene that they were together

I didnt really like how... cluttered the world felt. With demons and ghosts and witches and cat kings and elementals and psycics and walruses and sea monsters and goddeses it all kinda felt like there were too many forces in the world and I feel at least to me that it would have been easier if they kept the amount of groups down, and showed how each one interacted with each other and how their different abilities actuay worked, but Im really into worldbuilding so that could just be a me issue

I really love what they did with the cinimetography, and the sorta fish eye lens and blur they added at the edges (im not sure if thats the right terminology, im not a camera)

[kikiikoko]

My Fair Lady

First post!

I mainly started tumblr because I've been watching tumblr related videos and my recent facination with movies. Little backstory I just graduated from high school and always wanted to have a job associated with fashion. I never wanted to do the classic 'fashion designer' that works in a fashion house and recently considered the idea of becoming a costume designer for movies/plays. And thus my movie obsession begun

I'll probably be posting one movie 'review' everyday

So first movie 'review' (I don't know what to call these lol) will be My fair lady directed by George Cukor

Little summary:

My fair lady a 1964 movie stars Audrey Hepburn as Eliza Doolittle a homeless girl with a thick accent and a bad attitude who begs and sells flowers for a living. When a rude and snobbish language professor Henry Higgins played by Rex Harrison mets her, argues with her and promtly takes it as a challenge to teach Eliza how to speak as a propper english woman and pass her duchess at an embassy ball. After days of practising and a lot of arguing the professor succeeds and boasts about his accomplishment without giving Eliza any creadit, which makes her feel used causing her to flee his house and go back to her old life. When she tries to leave the professors house she encounters Freddy a man she previously met who was enamoured by her wit and wants to marry her. She refuses and tries to live as she used to, when that doesn't work she goes to Henry's mother's house to tell her about how her son has treated Eliza. That's when they meet again, but again all they do is argue when Eliza announces that she will be marrying Freddy. The professor due to his ego doesn't think that Eliza will actually go through with the plan and will come crawling back to him. But when he returns home alone he realises that he is in love with Eliza and they live happily ever after lol

My thoughts:

Although I don't really like romance movies as an enjoyer of the enemies-to-lovers troupe I found this movie enjoyable. Most of all I loved the costume design, my favourite scene being the massive choreographed horse race scene where the fabulous dresses and the vogue-esk movements show the elegance and prestise of the upper class. All of Elizas dresses are marvelous and show her evolution throught the film. From a poor flower girl, to then slowly dressing more and more elegantly to match her role, to a full glowing duchess and lastly to an elegant lady more true to herself topping of the film with a beautiful pink dress symbolising her new found love for the professor. I liked the dynamic between the two love intrests, both of them being head strong and hot headed, although I did think the professors bad attitude towards Eliza could have been toned down a little to show some moments of sweetness to justify Elizas feelings towards him. Because literaly how did she fall for him? I get that thats how the dynamic works but in the movie he is being sometimes way to unnecesseraly rude to her, even hitting her (if I remember correctly), which, at least for me, wouldn't make me fall in love with someone. I understand that thats his character, that he is so arrogant that he is convinced he could do anything but I don't remember any good moments between them that would make me be convinced that he is right for her. Even when he succeds he is rude and ignores Eliza making her feel like a test subject, her role being to boost the professors ego and then be discarded and forgotten of. The only reason I knew that they would fall in love is because this is a 1964 movie. I don't think that her marrying Freddy would have made for a satisfactory ending but at least he was nice to her. I'm going to comment one more thing about this romance and then I'm going to wrap this ramble, WHY DOES AUDREY HEPBURN ALWAYS PAIRED UP WITH OLD DUDES?????? Seriously... almost all of her movies she falls for the way older dude, not that it's a bad thing but it's especially heinous when that older dude treats her like shit. Anyways, I liked the songs, a staple of any older movie, but I did skip most of them for being a little too long. All in all I understand why this movie is a classic and even though it's of a diffferent time it what quite a fun watch. The premise was interesting and the acting perfect. And I would reccomend this movie, especially to lovers of amazing costume design, romance and old classics.

[archer3-13]

why is everyone into weird ship ? like the jpn side of twitter is invided by tsundere dragon x toothpaste avatar and tumblr keeps wanting evul daddy to literaly fuck himself. I am not gonna lie : i want to join the crew

Honest answer? its more fun and makes for more interesting character dynamics I would say. Not that vanilla ships as it were are bad or unpopular or anything, heaven forbid no, just that the weird ships tend to attract more 'weird people' as it were that are just looking for the fun of the ship. when ya go vanilla, thats when more of the moralizers tend to congregate these days is all. in my experience anyways.

dont let it bother ya, if your looking for that energy then just have fun with whatever ya ship as opposed to sticking to a guidline.

[oysterie]

I feel like watching raya just to make fun of it and see if it's bad but I just feel it's gonna be boring -_--

[yellowbluemoonshine]

Richard (III) Ships Ranking;

Hey, i wanted to make this for fun cause i kinda wanted to talk about this. There might me more ships but those are the main ones so here we go.

5) Buckingham;

This is the last one because their relationship mostly based on sexual relationships, desires. The thing made them together is literally ambitious, when Richard chose to become demon and even cheating. Not to mention most of the ime he viewed their sexual relationship as painfull, he wanted to be in pain, thats why he chose it. Yes, Buckingham is the only one who was lucky enough to sleep with Richard. It also really helps Richard to accept his woman-side too. But it was really toxic and Buckingham is really too possessive and agressive. When Richard was harrassed, he literaly said ‘did he make you dirty’, ‘i want to have all of you and also want to escape from you’ thing, thats not love. Thats possesion and its too toxic. And even though, they both clearly opened their feelings to each others, they still find a way to not ending up together, lol.

4) Henry;

My first issue with Henry and Richard was big age gap since Henry’s age was closer to Richard’s father age and Henry literally has a son whose age is same as Richard. And when they first met, Richard was literally child. But well, Henry’s sitution is understandable since heis really mentally sick character whose life was contolled by others. He is even raped by queen. So its understandable why he is so childish and fond of Richard too. But well, the real issue was...Henry is really became big pain for Richard. Lets accept it. Henry mostly works as first love. Even Richard admitted that he viewed Henry as father figure mostly, thats why he was mostly into him.

3) Anne;

Here’s why this is not why first or second one in this ranking....This was my first ship with Richard cause of how healthy and understanding their relationship was. They both had equal, calm, stable relationship. Richard admitted that he can become himself with her. But Anne is also the one who gave up on Richard the most easiely, especially when we compared her with others. This is why even in most pictures, Anne is hardly there.

2) Edward;

I would never have thought that i would like this dynamic to the point it would be my second one. Why its second? Why i love it more than Anne x Richard or others? Because, Edward is one of the bravest character when it comes to love. He was honest for what he wanted and he tried it until the end. Because of how much he tried, i put him before Anne x Richard. But its not first one because issue with this ship was it was too one side. And it mostly work that way.

1) Catesby;

Why he is the first? Well. My first issue was with this ship that he is his caretaker and he is fond of him since he is baby. He is his kinda caretaker. But well, i would like to think that he developed romantic feelings later. But besides that, Catesby seems the best choice.

Look, I loved whole shoujo thing. I really enjoyed with all ships to some point. I enjoyed with sexual relationship and whole passion between Richard and Buckingham. I enjoyed with the drama between Henry and Richard. I enjoyed with the calm, stable relationship between Anne and Richard. I enjoyed with all entertaining scenes between Edward and Richard. But lets accept it. There is a reason in story that why all those relationships didnt work out.

Yes, Catesby doesnt speak his feelings but i think he works the best as ending game. Richard’s choosing the one who was always there for him, who is the most loyal person, realising him would be the best. Also Catesby eventually learning to speak up his feelings etc etc this is just works better as canon ending ship. That Richard choosing him and they live happiely ever after.

(All those characters deserves better though. And thanks Joan for kinda protecting Richard. She is not part of the harem but whatever, just saying).

(I think at the end, Richard most likely dies but well, i would like to imagine that he just become together with Catesby and they live happiely ever after.).

[buckysboobs]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY VOD OH MY VOD OH MY GODDJ DMICKY OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT FHE FUCK WHAG THE FUCK OH MY GOD OH OH OH FUCK OH OH SHIT OH FUCK OH FU K OH SHIR OH FUCK OH FUCK OH SHUT OH FUCK OOHH OH FUCK OHHHHH FUCK OH SHIT SHIT FUCK OH FUCK SHIT OH FUCKING HEKL FUCKIING FUCK FJNRUCKEYWND FUCK IH MY DYDJDIEN OH SHIT DUCKEINFBR FUCK OH FUCK DOHEJYENE FUCK IM HIS FICKED UP LITRLE GIRL HIS DERANGED LITRLE BITCH HIS WHORE HIS SLUT I GET TURNED ON BY A KILLER ITS TRUE I LOVE BEING TERRIFIED I LOVE THE FEAR I LOVE HOW BRUTAL AND EMOTIONLESS HE CAN BE OH FUCKFUKFCUKFICKC

You Know I’m No Good

Pairing: Steve Kemp x Reader

Summary: Steve says you’re special because he thinks you’re just as fucked up as him. He’s going to learn you’re actually much worse.

Rating: NSFW

Warnings: Fresh spoilers! There is a criminal level of my absolute insanity showing through in this fic. Kidnapping & imprisonment. Mention/description of medical procedures. Blood & violence. Graphic description of injury & death. Explicit content (18+). Scrub kink (this is more of an endorsement than a warning, per se). Spit kink. Daddy kink. Blood kink. Seriously…read that one again, it’s bloody babes. Humiliation, degradation, & name-calling. A variety of slapping. Rough sex. Unprotected vaginal sex. Overstimulation. Creampie. Overall depraved filth. I cannot stress enough that this story is dark and disgusting and I love it.

Word Count: 5.6k+

A/N: I do believe I am at my most unhinged here, besties. Only God can judge me and even he’s afraid to do so. It would not hold any weight against the sheer size of my nasty whore brain, anyway. @buckysboobs: my love, my liege, my fellow scrub slut…every word of this is yours. 

*gif by the lovely, angelic, ever-so-talented @nick-fowler​ who already has a special place in my heart

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[hellswolfie]

The Mark of Athena Review

Ok so once again i continue reading “The Heroes of Olympus” and once again i need to vent so Tadaaaaa !!

So before I start, here is a  more general Review : I really REALLY liked this book. Favorite of the serie so far. Also, obviously, SPOILERS !!

THINGS I DIDNT LIKE : 

- The role of Frank : I can maybe forgive that, because with 7 main characters i  understand it’s difficult to give them all an important role in one single book. But I really loved him in “The Son of Neptune” and I really wanted to see more of him, and the most of what we got was him being the Jealous Boyfriend. It was kind of disappointing so I hope it’ll change in the next books. 

- Piper : it costs me a lot to put her there because I really really loved her in “The Lost Hero” but I have to admit I didn’t like one single chapter of hers in “The Mark of Athena”. Or at least not completely. In the first book there was the relationship with her dad, her culture, her dealing with the fact she was an Aphrodite children, the begining of a friendship with Annabeth and Leo... But in this book ? It’s only about Jason. Endlessly. And it’s so tiring and eyeroll worthy, especially when we compare her “issues” over JASON with the others’. And even without that, she was really not a great person in this book and not in the interesting way : she was ready to put the whole World in danger just so Jason wouldnt stay in New Rome, kept Charming Up her friends just for convenience (like srsly i know thats not supposed to be a Big Deal but thats still mind control so yikes), and when it came down to it, no matter what she said about how Leo is like her little brother or Annabeth is her BFF, she only gave a crap about Jason Jason Jason...There was barely a scene of her with the other two. And I find it frustrasting that it didn’t even feel like the plot during her chapters were about her, but more about Jason and her being a support for him, even though they were HER chapters !!

- Jasiper : Well I guess that’s not really a surprise lol. I never liked this pairing and this book didn’t change my mind on that at all. Piper keeps clinging to the three months THAT NEVER HAPPENED (and that apparently weren’t faithful to Jason’s character like srsly is she even really in love with HIM or the idea of him she had in her mind ?) instead of the 8 real months they spent together, thinks it’s a miracle when Jason appologizes (he’s a real catch huh ?) and is so so sure he’ll leave her to go to New Rome which first : wow you really have faith in this relationship huh ? But also second : why is this such a Big Deal ?? Even if he did go to New Rome she could still follow him (she made it pretty clear she’d leave all of her friends in Camp Half Blood to be with him), it’s not like he’s a whole new different person when he’s there !! And my baby Reyna was so hurt by that, like Jason was a reall asshole here, even if he was oblivious and didn’t realize her feelings for him she’s still supposed to be his friend and the first thing he asks after 8 months of disappearing is if he can spend alone time with his gf ? And I found it kind of frustrating that in the end, all the others left on their own to do their own things (yk, to save the fucking world ?) while literaly risking their life and Jasiper just...went on a date. Like seriously ? So yeah. Not a fan. 

- The whole Frank x Leo “rivalery” : Why make another older character be attracted to 13 years old ?? Can you stop that ??? Leo could also be a real ass sometimes, even tho I still love him and Frank well...I already talked about that. This book had enough pissing contests between guys as it is. 

- Percy apparently forgetting all the Hercules stuff  he learned in “The Titan Curse”. I know it might not seem like THAT much of a deal but it was a really important thing for his character ? That he learned how Heroes, especially Hercules, were real assholes too and that he had to learn to not be like them ? That Zoe, his friend who sacrificiced herself to save the world, was treated like shit by this guy but now he was still like “omg this is Hercules I SO want to meet this guy he seems great !!” ???. It was just one sentence but I hated it. 

- The focus on the Romantic relationships. Look I have nothing against romance and ships. I love romantic love in stories !! But I also love friendships and I really wish this book would have given us more of that instead of spending so much time on romantic relationships. I mean it is pretty well illustrated in the end of the book when they all separate : all the groups are romantic pairings. Percabeth, Jiper, and Frazel with Leo who has kind of a crush on Hazel. And as much as I love Frazel and Percabeth, where are the friendships ?? Percy and Jason’s relationship was supposed to be very important in this book so why didn’t we see more of that ?? What about the friendships that were already established like Percy with Frank and Hazel, Leo with Piper and Jason, Piper and Anabeth,...And all the new friendships that could have had more screen time like Annabeth and Frank or something !! So yeah that was disappointing. 

THINGS I LOVED : 

- the River God scene. Ok so yes I kind of lied : I enjoyed this chapter of Piper. Well this scene at least. And only kind off, because it is still a Jasiper moment but anyway. In my last review of “the Son of Neptune”, I mentionned how it always annoyed me that the heroes have a habit of always making the Good Moral Decision, without any hesitation, even if the fate of the world is in the balance. I was like “Give me morally conflicted characters damn it” !! And that’s what I got here. Piper having to lie to the God, taking his horn that was so important to him, even tho he was just a very tragic dude, to save Jason and the World, realizing that even if it is bad and she feels like shit after doing it, she still had to do it...YES !!! THANK YOU !! I LOVED THAT !!!

- The LEO X NICO INTERACTIONS !!!!!! After spending 2 books shipping them (they’d fit so well together i will die on this hill) they finally talked !!! Well once, and about the fact that Percabeth just fell into fucking Tartarus but like !!! TALKING !!!! And the first thing Nico tell him is to reassure him <3 (look I know it won’t be canon but the POTIENTIAL!!!)

- Annabeth’s chapters. I can’t imagine anyone who wouldn’t like them like we finally got her point of view people !!! And it was awesome !!! I loved seeing her on a quest, the way she thinks and sees the world, how she uses her intelligence,... Like she’s so brave and smart but also so sentimental even tho she’d never admit it (like getting emo about having lost the white hair because it was a connection with Percy ? My baby is so fucking precious). And obviously we already knew that but to actually be in her head ??? It was so fucking good !! And it really succeeded to make me feel so much for her, like she’s just a kid and her mother literaly sent her to her death and she was so scared but she still kept going (only to end up in Tartarus WHYYYYYY) and I’m so proud of her. I love this character so much !!

- Percabeth : The reunion !!!! FINALLY !!!! That’s my first ever OTP right there and they’re so in love !! They’re such a badass power couple and they love eachother so fucking much !! God i missed them X( I loved every Percabeth scenes, they were so adorable and beautiful. I loved how even tho they are differents and are not always in the same page, they still know eachother so well and the communication was just so cheff’s kiss. And omg their lasts scenes together ?? Chills !! Like when Percy almost begged the (kind of?) gods to let him stay just a few more moments with her because he was so scared of never seeing her again almost brought tears to my eyes and then of course their final scene when they fall together into Tartarus, because all that matter is that they’re together...MY HEART !!!

- Percy’s and Leo’s chapters. I put them together because I don’t have much  to say except that I love them so much and that I would literaly lay down my life for this two. Their chapters are always such joy to read, and after one whole book without him, I was really glad to get back with Leo. Probably the funniest chapters too. 

- The Crazy Dolphins scene. This scene was fucking hilarious. Pic comedy ^^

- The crumb of friendhips dynamics we got. So much potential I want to see more !! Like Percy x Jason, Annabeth x Frank (so much Hermione x Neville vibes), Leo x Frank, Hazel x Annabeth, Percy x Frank, Annabeth x Leo (Leo who is so scared of and impressed by her as he should lol),...That’s probably one of the reasons I was so bitter about the romantic relationships getting so much more time, like ALL the friendhships that were so interestings like come on !!

- Percy thinking about LUKE !!! hjfgjehgfjhsegf !!! The fact that he still considers Luke as his fighting teacher, still thinks about his training and his advices !!! Even going as far as thinking he totally understood where he came from for doing all this horrible things !!! That was so awesome !! And such a character development !!! And that makes Percy even more of an interesting character !!! Anyway I loved that ^^

- All the mythological aspect like Rick can be such a genius sometimes with how he uses them, managing to stay faithful to them while sill adapting them to a more modern setting and that works so well !! Well its there in every single one of the PJO series book, but I just wanted to put it out there so here. 

- Hazel story. Look I didn’t like the whole weird kind off “love triangle” thing with Leo and Frank. But I love Hazel and I LOVED knowing more about her and also knowing more about Leo’s ancestor (who was awesome btw). That was such an interesting story, how she discovered that her only friend back then and first love spent his whole life thinking her disappearence was his fault.  And the flackback was so cute too ^^ Also Loved her being so desperate finding her brother because that’s what Nico deserves and that was adorable. I really hope we’ll get to see more of their bond. 

- The end. Such an amazing cliffhanger. I could feel the tension in the scene, I could’t stop reading and then the last chapter were everyone was just so in chock but Nico still believed that Percy would come back out of it alive because he admires him so much. It was SO !!! FUCKING !!! GREAT !!! Amazing way to end this book.

And that’s also how I will end this review ^^ Feel free to comment on it (respectfully) in the comments if you want. 

[hellswolfie]

HOO The Son of Neptune

So recently i’ve done a “review” of The Lost Hero and so i decided to do it again for the Son of Neptune because it feels good to vent somewhere ^^ 

also, once again, just because i criticize it, it doesn’t mean i didn’t like this book. In fact I actually liked it way more than The Lost Hero (the lack of Jiper will do that to you ^^)

Anyway lets go !

THINGS I DIDNT LIKE : 

- Hazel’s Big Secret. Dont get me wrong, i love her and her backstory is really interesting, but like...The Girl Who Has A Big Secret That She Hides Because If People Knew Surely They Would Hate Her Forever....its so rebondant with Piper’s story in the last book. So yeah, i admit, it made me roll my eyes a few times. 

- The age difference between Hazel and Frank. Knowing tumblr, im probably not the only one thinking this ^^ but yeah, while a 13 years old with a 16 years old is not the end of the world, it still made me extremely uncomfy at times, especially when Frank was rambling on how hot Hazel was like please stop X( and the fact that absolutely no one in the book thinks there is anything wrong or even weird with that like seriously ??

- Percy losing the Achille Curse. Yeah, i get that he had to lose it at some point, because if he was invulnerable all the time it would be too easy, but I just wish it could have been explored more, you know ? Like it was completely cast away with a plot convenience and never thought about again, while in The Last Olympian, everyone was saying how horrible and how much a curse it was, like im sure there were so many interesting things to do with it...

- The fact that they are all just too Good. Not in the sense that they’re badasses and all of that, but like how every time, the heroes always make the right moral decision. Im putting it there because thats the scene with Ella that did it for me...When they all decide instantly they wont capture her, even tho the Blind Guy would have told them everything they needed to know TO SAVE THE WORLD if they did, and that none of them ever really liked harpies in the first place...Like none of them even CONSIDER it !! Even Frank who is supposed to be the one willing to make hard decision for the greater good !! I dont know it just really irked me. I love charaters having to bend their morals or making difficult decision and mystakes, thats always what make them interesting !

- Percy already considering New Rome as his Family. It just...doesnt make sense. He spent what ? One day here ? Two at most ? And some of them wanted him dead ??? Why would he ever thought of them as his family as much as Camp Half Blood that fast ????  I know its maybe a little thing, but it shows that once again, having all the character and relationship development happen in the course of a few days make them rushed !

THINGS I LIKED  :

- Percy Jackson. I literaly had to stop reading when I saw his name in the first page because it made me too excited and i was smiling like an idiot while reading his chapters. I really hadnt realised how much i missed him until this moment !! Hes still so badass and kind and brave and smart and i love him so much !!! and seeing him in other people’s POV ?? AMAZING !!! everyone thinks hes a snack and thats what he deserves ^^ (and the scene where everyone waas omg its Ares bow before him and he was just like fuck this guy was Epic XD)

- Frank : a baby ^^ but seriously i really really like him. He has a lot of potential here, with how smart and strategic he can be (also his capacities as a leader), and i loved to see a perspective from a child of Ares who is  just too nice for his own good, it was really intersting (i would love for him to meet Clarisse lol). And his grandma ? A Queen. 

 - Hazel. Yes this time, i liked of all the trio. I admit i was a bit hard on her at first because i kept thinking “if you wanted a child of Hades to be one of the Seven, why not Nico ??” because yes i really wanted to see more Nico and to have him be a main :( but anyway, i rapidly warmed up to her, she s so fucking badass and brave and she deserves the best ever <3 Also she has the best Horse lol (if we dont count Blackjack because hes a pegasus of course).

- Reyna : a Badass Queen. Jiper is gonna hurt her so much, i can smell it from here, and thats just one more reason to hate this couple...But really shes such a good leader, strong and firm but willing to listen and compromise. I love her !!

- Nico. I love him so much and he deserves to be more present !! Also now hes a prisonner like can someone other than Hazel be worried about that please ??? And seeing him as a big brother was so sweet !!

- Percabeth. Well we didnt see much but the little glimpses we had...Percy only remembering Annabeths name...swoon

- Frazel. Like i said earlier i really didnt like their age difference but their dynamic is really great. They have so much respect and admiration for one another, and it didnt feel forced at all, it feels good to have a couple like that from time to time ^^

- New Rome. I really loved getting to explore this. The other aspects of the Gods, their way of living...It was really really interesting to see. It brings a whole new and fesh perspective on the mythologie and what does it mean to be a halfblood and i loved it. 

- The scene where Percy calls his mum. It was such a great emotional scene to me. Like in the mids off al the crazy stuff with saving the world and fighting monsters, Percy calling his mum is the scene that really reminds the reader that yeah, hes really badass and all but hes also a sixteen years old who disappeared for months and who needs his mum. It really humanizes him and brings the reader back to “reality” in such a raw way and yeah...Almost bought tears to my eyes...

Ok I think that was it. Feel free to discuss it (respectfully of course) ^^. 

[rllymilerlly]

Holy shit I’ve never been more excited in my life. This was SO GOOD

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aang & Bumi (Avatar), Aang & Gyatso Characters: Aang (Avatar), Bumi (Avatar), Gyatso (Avatar) Additional Tags: Charlie Bone AU, (But No Knowledge Of The Books Is Required), Relationship/Character Tags Will Be Added Once They Become Relevant, Alternate Universe - No Bending (Avatar TV), Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic Summary:

“I didn’t fly”, Aang repeated with a sigh. "Sure you didn’t", Bumi retorted without looking at him. – Aang falls out of a tree, and his life changes irreversibly. 

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Thanks to @rllyjohnrlly for showing interest in this AU, because I don’t think I’d have ever written it otherwise.

[wormcourt]

When i say sga fun fact thats exactly what not being straight is. I am fully aware the descrimination both gay and bi people face is because we are not straight.

Also again. I am not argueing that gay people dont punch sideways!!! That has literaly nothing to do with my argument!! Learn how to read and comprehend before argueing with people holly shit.

A bisexual person person in a relationship with someone of a different gender still experiences homophobia for being attracted to same gender. That doesnt go away just because your dating someone. Also many bi people face abuse from different gender partner for being bi and also attracted to same gender.

Also. There is no such thing as a bi person who doesnt experience homophobia. None at all. Every law every social rule every aspect of homophobia affects every bi person whether directly or indirectly. Like even gay people in a loving accepting family and community is affected by homophobia so dont be saying a bi person no longer is affected by it when they are in a relationship with someone of a different gender.

Homophobia affects both gay and bi people. Biphobia affects only bi people. There are no laws with bi people specifically in mind. There are no politicions in media cursing out bi people specifically. Its everyone affected by homophobia including bi people. Biphobia is discrimination specifically. There is a difference between discrimination and oppression but your brains just cant comprehend this.

This arguement is just going around in circles and im really sick of you telling me what i am saying when im not saying that.

To say bi people are piggybacking off gay experiences is implying gay was first and homophobia only applied to gay but bi people took it or what ever. Thats not what im saying. Homophobia has included by people by the start. To the point that you can neither say bi people piggy back from gay oppression or gay people piggyback from bi oppression or what ever. And yah everyone experiences homophobia differently and they experience other forms of oppression. A black abled gay man wont have the same experience as a white disabled gay man.

Of course a bi man would have slightly different experiences that a gay man would have. Im also not saying bisexual is only homophobia but it sure as fuck is affected by it a shit ton. If homophobia didnt exist and everyone could love people besides a different gender biphobia probably wouldnt exist either.

Both gay and bi people experience homophobia.

Only bi people experience biphobia but that alone doesnt draw out imbalence of power because gay people do not how power over bi people. We share the same oppressors and thats heteros.

Oppression and discrimination is different things. Oppression is about power dynamics and is only systematic. Discrimination is not about power dynamics and punching sideways is always discrimination.

This is long and i have a life and none of you will listen anyways so dont at me again.

you can’t have “biphobia is a subset of homophobia” AND “lesbophobia is a unique form of oppression”. pick one or gtfo