#thats literally gerard way idk man

[spideriot]

the existence od my clerifal gnomance implies that 9/11 happened in the famtasy high universe

[asmogorna]

life is too short. turn your random favorite musicians into vampire high schoolers from an early 2000s cartoon series. make them friends. have fun with it

As you could guess I couldn't get THE vampire trio drawing out of my head .. had to do something about it .. because I like having fun

Bunny, Gee and Sunny !! Look how fun

A thing me and @saturday-byte were thinking about for the past couple days !!

@bellasboneyard also tagging you in this miss Bella, since you reblogged my other post on the topic 😸

Sunny and Gee are only photogenic when they don't know there's a camera on them

[awsugar]

That post about an apparent social transition in college is just in absolute bad faith. To claim that Gerard lived as a woman in college but only had to stop because ‘she’ had to get a job completely distorts the facts that us mcr fans know. All Gerard said was this: ‘Really, I would do what I did when I dressed in drag this one time before. I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick’. Long time mcr fans like us know the facts, but new fans don’t, and girlgerard is quite literally lying to new fans because constructing Gerard as a trans woman gives them some weird pleasure. Mobilising accusations of transphobia towards anyone who doesn’t agree is also in such bad faith. It’s just completely moving the goal posts - people criticise them for being insensitive to trans people and intrusive towards gerard, they throw out the transphobe accusations. That way they can deflect from their own transphobia that manifests in transvestigating and fetishising trans women and gnc men. And most fundamentally of all - most people are not denying that gerard may be trans feminine. Girlgerard sees challenges to their transvestigating as trying to make Gerard cis in a transphobic way. But the actual fact of the matter is we respect Gerard. If Gerard came out as trans tomorrow we’d love and support them. Girlgerard on the other hand has no respect for Gerard. Rant over

AMEN!!!! literally when i read that tweet i was like...where did you come up with this information. bc yes i KNOW the interview in question, we all do. to construct your own truth that gerard lived as a woman in college for an 'undisclosed period of time' like. thats fake 😭 but of course its something that people who do not know all the lore will just eat right up as fact.

also them saying that he/they are not real pronouns that real people use and continue to use is craaaazy and yes literally transphobic.

also i like really can relate to gerard and the things hes said about not really subscribing or relating to masculinity in the same way that i feel about femininity. i keep my hair buzzed and i dont wear skirts or dresses but i still wear makeup and that like. is just who i am. the same way gerard can wear skirts and dresses and makeup and also like suits or jeans and his fucking green jackets. i will not attempt to label him because thats LITERALLY the problem here but like. idk it just overall gives off the vibe that they dont see nuance in gender...if gerard is not a man then he must be a woman?? its like were going back in time here.

and also btw yes of course. if gerard ever came out i would be so supportive and loving as always. if people close to gerard started using different pronouns we would follow suit. its just that simple. if those things never happen please just leave gerard alone and let them do whatever they want!

[transmychem]

kicking off my first analysis…

the most “clearly trans” (or not?) song by mcr.

“Not That Kinda Girl”

this unfortunately quite literally involves gerard and how they seem themselves.

lets dive in..

“everybodys talking bout the way you left your man” not to be THAT person but… around the time this song was (most likely) wrote was when Gerard and Bert McCracken had a falling out… not to mention they literally held hands during the Under Pressure performance. so.. yeah “everybodys talking bout the way you held his hand”

now these could be interpreted as filler lyrics… however i would like to interpret it as Gerard figuratively drowning in the media’s portrayal of him and the expectations society has. kinda enough said..

ignoring the “borrowed” lyrics and the implications of that… jk.. there are a lot of implications of gerard borrowing lyrics from one of the first technically “feminist presenting” songs about a woman who is done with societies shit. sound familiar?…

“so say goodbye to all my friends” if im getting my facts right Gerard lost two good friend around this time… Frank and Bert… from my knowledge frank and gerard and well most of mcr for that matter were fighting and on the verge of quitting the band. and well i already mentioned what happened with Bert.

“i fell in love with her again” … this is obviously about Gerard and Lynz relationship.. a lot of people, even people close to him, did not want him marrying Lynz for countless reasons whether theyre valid or not. They got married around this time, and there was a lot of controversy because these things happen when youre a hot and famous rockstar especially a hot famous rockstar that kisses men… because the women want you the men want you and the gays want your representation. everyones gonna hate his spouse by default (not defending lynz (IDK anything about her)these are just facts…)

“everybodys talking bout the way you cur your hair” we know Gerard cut his hair and dyed it white for the black parade around this time. everyone was talking about it. obviously didnt give a flying fuck.

“everybodys talking bout the way you smoke that there” sensitive topic warning: … people were probably still talking about Gerards known cocaine addiction… and his path to sobriety and caring wayyy too much about what he does. they criticize him for smoking cigarettes bc ppl are insane and paranoid for some reason. i guess people are always hypercritical about celebrities especially if theyre a huge role model for vulnerable youth. Gerard has never cared too much about all that though. “i dont care at all”

now that we have established this song is clearly about Gerard, lets talk about a reoccurring line in this song

“cause im not that kind of girl”

this phrase has been kicked around for ages about women who sleep around or something. being “not that kinda girl” implies your “different from other girls” mostly in the sense that youre not a floozy or whatever… like lets not pin queens against eachother..

now why did Gerard use girl? he could have said “not that kinda guy/boy” but perhaps no one would get the reference unless they can read into the irony…

but i think Gerard likes the irony of using “girl” as a way to refer to themselves. because people have treated him and his relationship like hes just some “silly girl” or something. like they think Gerard is some kinda whore for kissing men and having gfs… the way society tends to view bisexual/queer people… (using bisexual bc theyve done things with guys and girls publicly and that makes you bisexual by societies standards..)

this song doesn’t necessarily have to do with being trans if you put it that way. Gerard is probably using “girl” to refer to themselves because of the irony.

but i’m gonna say this song is trans because why the fuck not.

thats just how i interpret it. it has trans vibes.

does not necessarily mean its about gerard, because gerard has made up so many characters for his music alone, why would this not be about just another character? the answer lies in the fact that all these things happened to him. hes talking about himself. isnt all singing, all lyrics, really about self awareness and self loathing or pondering of self? dont get me started… also the fact that all characters authors create are some fragment of themselves.. so yeah. referring to yourself as a girl (if you were born male) is just kinda trans…

now one last point after this conclusion. possibly a stretch. this song could be Gerard telling people they’re still queer even though they’re in a relationship with a woman. If this song is about Gerard being a girl then they’re saying they’re still queer for being in a relationship with another girl... tumblr dont FREAK. i said it was a stretch. (though it’s literally in the text…) but could just be like i said, just Gerard saying they’re still queer despite being in a “heterosexual passing” relationship and nothing else…

and this part i almost forgot… sorry for being all over the place i have adhd…. but this part kinda confirms my theory. “all your life i let you down”… is Gerard saying they let us down by letting society believe they are cis? idfk.

anyway. thats what makes me think this is the most off the bat transgender esque song.

transfems and lesbians this is YOUR song.

<3

[killjoynest]

man idk why your so commited to this kobra is a brit thing, first off the royrals probs died in the wars and that's a huge part of bin british, NO NOT ALL BRITS ARE RORYALS BUT THATS PART OF IT also its not true, where did gerard say that kobra is british oh thats right he didnt, anyway im just tryin to help yall bcuz mcrs on break right now so thats perfect time to get dd fanom together or at least I thought it was but evertone on heres just ben buttfuckin me, also NO OFFEnse but how do you not know who Ricky bobby is, Ricky bobby talladega nights? will ferrell movie??? God damn I am not that fuckin old -ricky bobby

i am pointing at my header and icon you think welsh jet star tumblr user killjoynest gives a fuck about the royals. boo hiss i think british kobra kid is hilarious hes got the look of a guy youd see getting a tesco meal deal. im assuming the film issue here is bc 1) im not american and 2) im not white. anyways literally just pick a bit and commit to it. i did zones rpg posting way back just cuz. weve had fake zones discourse. in universe posting. haterisms. make a peompt week we used to have those sometimes

[asmoshoebox]

you know i love those dash simulator posts but it would be silly to make one for bvm haha

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the only thing worse than applying for jobs is interviewing for jobs what the fuck was that phone call ??????? i swear the guy (?) sounded like they were literally dying. prolly just a smoker though 💀 i hope this gig works out man i dont feel great about it

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girl help there's a cosplayer on the bus rn in FULL monster mode it's SO FUCKING COOL and also HOT

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they did like an eldritch double face thing and the makeup is impeccable, it looks so real that i just. i just wanna lick it. "i saw you from across the bus and think you're super intimidating, can i bite you?" but genuinely !!!!!!!!! also they're like suuuper gnc which makes it one morbillion times sexier. god. definitely drawing them when i get home

#woagh that sounds rad as hell. and soooo valid op #like. i just want to eat a demon out and die with its talons inside me #and frankly i dont think thats too much to ask

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This Saturday at the Moonbeef Cafe in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania

#BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

[humanp1lls]

idk gerard way dressed in a cheerleader outfit looks creepy to me idk how u can look at it and think yea thats some good shit its literally a man in his 40s dressed as a school girl if it doesnt screem weirdo to u idk what does

...........ok

[iheartreiner]

Vampire! Mikey Way x Reader

⚠️Warnings⚠️ None really

Takes place in school (Can be high school ot college. Doesn't really matter.)

Mind my tenses just assume it's in the present

Also mind my errors

Gonna try and keep it gender neutral

Part 1 out of idk

Approximately 1,330 words.

It's a normal day as usual. I go to school, do what is wanted of me, and go home. I don't really have a large quantity of friends but that was ok. It didn't really matter to much. It's lunch time. Everyone else gathered in the cafeteria and ate I however do not. There's way to many people and things that go on in there so I sit on the bench in the lobby.

I get out my phone and scroll through my band filled tumblr aimlessly. I sit in silence until its cut off by some light shouting.

"You can't be in there during lunch!" The school's secretary's shrill voice rang as she was trying to usher someone out of the restroom. Must of been the men's considering how frustrated she looked waiting for someone to emerge "Way! I will get you out of there one way or another!"

Was she talking about Gerard? No if he was gonna hide he would be more original.

Anticipation began to fill inside me as I waited for the guy to come out. I watch amused by the secretary's furious composer. She was kind of a prick anyway. She throws her arms in the air walking speedily toward the office. I continue to watch the bathroom entrance intently. No one came out.

The secretary returned with a buff large man "He just won't come out! He's a strange one though." She said with a breath.

Wonder what she meant by "strange". The man goes into the bathroom. After several moments the man exits "You sure he's in there?"

"What do you mean?!" The secretary responds outraged. "There's no one in there." The guy answers. "Impossible!" The secretary yells and charges in the mens bathroom. After about a minute she comes out charging past the man and I not even glancing. I could have sworn she said something about getting the Ways' and putting them in under her breath.

I never seen him exit the bathroom but who knows.. he may have never see been in there. I go back to my phone glancing up occasionally at the bathroom and around me.

The bell rings and I jump. Great. As soon as the bell sounded a guy, probably around my age, walked around the right corner rather fast with a slight smile on his face.

He catches my gaze but continues on his way. Could that be him? I wonder. I haven't seen him that I can remember. I probably had just never paid attention.

~Next day~

I go to my classes. Why did this day have to feel like a century? Hated days where it felt like I was going 0.5 miles an hour. I leave my ELA class happy to finally get a break by going to lunch

I put my books down and look around. Wonder if that boy would be around again. I watch the bathroom my phone in hand and before I hearing a noise. I quickly turn my head to see what it was. It's the it's him. I try to compose myself. Oh he probably saw me looking for him... he probably thinkd im crazy. I gaze at him thinking of what to do. I shoot him a flustered smile 'ugh [Y/N] don't do that again you probably look like a manic' I think to myself quickly looking down. He smiles before sitting his stuff down and sitting on the bench across from me.

I look at my phone to try to divert my focus. '[Y/N] you've literally only acknowledged this guy like twice. Learn some social skills.' I think to myself again before hiding my face with my arm. I quickly glance up and he's reading a book. Wonder what he's reading. I look back at my phone before looking back up at him. He puts the book down and grabs his phone. I raise my head a bit more to see what it is. Eclipse (3rd Twilight book)? Oh my god now I'm nerding out. I bite my lip. 'Talk [Y/N]!' I mentally yell at myself. I have chance to make myself known take it! Why's it so hard?

"Thats a really good book." I say, pitching my voice up to make it sound prettier. He looks up at me "Is it?"

I turn red. What's that supposed to mean?! "Yep! One of my favorite series."

He smiles "I've enjoyed the last two books. On chapter 5 of this now."

Why's his smile so cute? I smile and bite my lip. I've only spoken to him for like seconds and can confirm he is amazing.

He takes a deep breath in and looks into my eyes before looking down, his eyes dropping. 'What did I do?' I ask myself. I touch my face. Is there something wrong with me? I open the camera on my phone to see. Nothing visibly wrong. It's my personality. It's because I'm me. I beat myself up over it.

As I sit over thinking everything that just happened the bell interrupts. The boy gives a shy wave and smile picking up his stuff walks goes right. I pick up my stuff getting flustered again. I manage to wave aswell even though he probably didn't see it.

I'm very red at this so I try to calm myself before I get to my next class.

My next class is Earth/space. It a pretty boring class so I'm bound to zone out for a majority of it. I sit as the teacher talks. Can this class get over soon enough. As she talks I wonder in my head. All of a sudden the boy started to ingulf my thoughts. What could he mean? Who is he? Where is he? I know im being very noisy and way to absorbed in the situation but I couldn't help it. I don't know what is so fascinating about this guy i've never really payed any attention to. Was it his hair? No. His eyes? Nope. The bell rings interrupting my thoughts. I get up from my seat racing to my locker. As I walk quickly someone comes to my side. It's Gerard. "Hey [Y/N]!" He says with legitimate happiness to see me. "Hey!" I respond. "So..." he begins as he puts his stuff in his locker "Why won't you sit with the guys and I at lunch?"

"I don't know." I say slamming my locker. I actually consider it then I remember the boy "I'm good. I like my spot."

"You sit all by yourself everyday and don't eat!" He exclaims.

"I know." I respond. He rolls his eyes.

"Hey do you have any relatives that come here?" I ask.

"No... why."

"Well yesterday there was a guy in the bathroom during lunch and they were trying to get him out. I think his last name is Way. When they went in there he wasn't there though. I didn't pay attention but they had to know if he was in there or not. I don't know it was weird."

"Don't know him." He mutters. "Oh." I respond.

"You seem pretty interested in him though."

"I wouldn't go that far." I repsond lying to him and myself. He nods and is unusally silence. There was something wrong. He opens the bandroom door for himself and I. He gets out his trombone and I get out my bass clarinet. We sit silently. I look over at him and he seems deep in thought. "Sorry." I mumble. He looks at me and shakes his head "For what?"

"I don't know." I respond. He reaches over and squeezes my shoulder "You always put yourself down more than you do others [Y/N]. Stop it." He says with a sad pang. He puts a small smile on his face. I press my lips together and nod.

The teacher calls us to attention which deflects my focus off of the boy and Gerard for a mere 45 minutes.

[falloutboywife]

Queer coded cody is a thing I didn’t know I needed to read until now

literally I've been thinking about this message all morning and I think I want queer coded Cody to be closeted but not like romanticized depression closeted like Gerard or closeted toxicity like Patrick I want him to like, play gay chicken a lot and do things that Really Make Ya Think like he's skirting on the edge, but when you ask him he just laughs and shrugs and goes "no im straight i just like messing around". like he's definitely not homophobic or self loathing in any way he's just a late bloomer and he really thinks how he interacts with other men and his hidden desires are totally normal for straight cis men but he also likes the Thrill of maybe it being real each time he does it. like what if he leans in to dan or Maxx or some other man pretending he's gonna kiss them and then they just. lean in and do it and seal the deal. thats the thrill he likes but he's totally straight guys don't worry

he has big fob inspiration in his lyrics and big mcr inspiration in the instrumentation and melody and shit but idk who he stans quite yet, he gives off big frank fucker vibes though based on his look in the horrible kids mv but I absolutely think he would quote Pete saying he's only gay above the waist when he was younger to the point where he had to stop because he was worried girls wouldn't be into him anymore and guys would think he was weird LOL

[flockofdoves]

i love mcr i appreciate stuff having to do with gerard and berts interactions, i got into the used at age 12 through that mcr is still my top favorite band of all time but the more i get into the used the more i just get unreasonably annoyed with mcr fans who aren’t big the used fans’s interpretations of the used stuff. like of course no one is obligated to get really into and know all the details of any band in the world but its just becoming a personal pet peeve lol

like

people acting like anytime bert writes anything that sounds gay its about gerard when. hes Been openly bi even before meeting gerard (idk if he ever used that label publicly but def openly talked about being attracted to/willing to form relationships with any gender on multiple occasions) and also literally wrote a whole album processing his grief over the loss of his friend traegan where he talks about on the album how he was the first man he was ever intimate with and even references that he’d written a song about traegan on an early album even if he didnt clarify which song that was (some people speculate sound effects and overdramatics? but at least with that i’m fine with people saying its about gerard bc at least later on he dedicated it live to gerard and all that)

automatically jumping to paradise lost being about gerard as if thats the only person berts ever had a falling out with when like. Literally the line “before the yellow fades to blue” is right there referencing their old song blue and yellow which at the time both quinn and bert talked extensively how they saw that as a metaphor for their relationship. like i guess it could be about multiple situations but idk

even if at least not falling into really gross ableist old bandom good addict/bad addict characterizations of gerard vs bert just . a lot of people referring to bert and making jokes about him in ways that just imo don’t really match up at all to the personality and information he has publicly shown throughout the years. like being like oh gerard was “sensitive” bert presented himself as a ~real tough rockstar~ or w/e even when the used’s lyrics are often wayyyy more overtly vulnerable in talking about berts personal trauma than mcrs

like of course none of this matters that much its just me being annoyed about pointless things and its my own fault for following so many mcr blogs but barely any the used centered blogs but i’ve been so excited about heartwork but after it coming out my whole dash just focusing on that one line in infinite jest to make jokes about how everyones hung up on gerard. its funny but i’m seeing nothing but that so i’m just mdfgjfdkn 🔫 say other things about heartwork not about gerard way. also of course no ones obligated to listen to any music they can just have fun with w/e but me being obnoxious every time people i’ve seen making these jokes also are like ‘ive never listened to another used album before!’ i’m like 🔫 listen to more and then maybe you’ll have your rights back to make jokes about bert mccracken mdfghjkdfkhjghkdf

[illumiiiz]

For the asks: 1/3/9/10/13/17🥰💞

Thank you very muchhh ily!! ☺💖💕💞 - Eve

random asks! <3

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1: Which Greek god/goddess do you relate to most and why?

I’m not really sure..? When I think Greek mythology, I think Percy Jackson, so my perception of any gods/goddesses are probably WAYYY off lol 😂💀

3: Which stereotypical trait about your zodiac sign do you have? Which trait do you not relate to at all?

I’m a Taurus, and some of the primary traits for a Taurus are reliable, generous, kind, organized, jealous, materialistic, understanding, wise, possessive, stubborn, patient, and lazy. I’ve definitely got the materialistic part skgjkh 💀💀 I enjoy the finer things in life for sure. And literally everyone tells me I'm a kind person, and very understanding, and I certainly try to be ^^’ however I do NOT relate to ‘organized’ in the LEAST. BIT. Y’all should see my bedroom, workspace, and mental situation sngjkj it’s not a pretty sight. I dont think I'm very stubborn either so yay thats good :’)

9: What store would you want to live in?

BARNES AND NOBLE BOOKSELLERS P L E A S E THERE’S SO MANY!!! BOOKS!!!!

10: Which restaurant/food chain is really good and refuse to take any criticism on?

CHIPOTLE. OH MY GOD I LOVE CHIPOTLE. CHIPOTLE IS MY LIFE. (someone better get it) but for real, Chipotle is where it’s at, man. Second choice would be Culver’s.

13: Everyone has a dream, that vision of ourselves in an alternate reality with a career or hobby that you know won’t happen irl. What is that skill, hobby, career for you?

Ima list all three bc I daydream too much and have answers for all of them:

Unrealistic, alternate skill- there’s honestly so many, but the first one that comes to mind is a strong, beautiful voice with a long range. I love singing, I do, but I sound like a dying cat being choked by a goose with asthma. What I wouldn't give to sing like Gerard Way or Sia, or Brendon Urie. Even Adele. I also wish I was naturally stronger and more balanced so I could be good at figure skating.

Unrealistic, alternate hobby- okay I already play piano but to be able to totally freestyle it on the fly, whenever you feel like, that would be fantastic. hhhh.

Unrealistic, alternate career- ...besides manga artist or successful freelance artist? Definitely sfx makeup artist. Or possibly baker or pastry chef. (there’s too manyyyy :(( )

17: Who is a celebrity you have zero connection to and you’ve never gone out of your way to see, hear, or indulge in their work, but would die for regardless?

aaaah, this is a hard one... (; ; ) honestly I feel like I would probably die for anyone under the sun if I had the choice. Maybe I'm suicidial, maybe I'm just like that. Idk. But I'd definitely die for Evanna Lynch.

[spitpiss]

do all of the emojis.

j you useless bastard ily no hetero

☝ - How tall are you?

5′2″

✔ - Sexual Orientation

bi and ready to mingle or w/e

🚬 - Do you Smoke?

on occasion 

🍷 - Do you Drink?

every day

♒ - Do you Take Drugs?

yeeeeeep

😳 - Age you get mistaken for?

idk people think im 21 and i am

💉 - Have Tattoos?

shit tons

✏️ - Want any tattoos?

oh hell yeah

✂️ - Got any Piercings?

a few

✌ - Want any piercings?

oh i want more fo shoprobably some nipple bars next

👌 - Best friend?

tie between j and twiggy tbhtycho gets a position higher than that but hes family

♥ - Do you like anyone?

im a ray of sunshine i love everyone (no)

🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?

yellow stitchesmcrearly paramorethe usedMSI

🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?

Never Wanted to Dance - MSIEnd Transmission - AFIThat Power - Childish Gambino99 Red Balloons - GoldfingerLifestyles of the Rich and the Famous - Green Day

😒 - Biggest pet peeve?

someone that doesnt know when to give upthe pushy type you feel?

📝 - Story from your childhood.

me and tycho were just sent to live with this one family in uhhhh maryland? i think? they were a couple of pricks and their kid said some hurtful shit to tycho

so i made sure we werent there for much longer

i beat the shit out of that kid

💬 - I wish…‼️ - Something you’ll change?

i wish i could not be living paycheck to paycheck

💦 - What makes you horny?

someone whos not afraid of getting a little rough

🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?

do i have to answer this one?

🔥 - Something spicy you like?

oh theres this spicy pizza at this local place and its the BOMB

👃 You hate the smell of ….

bong water

👊 - Something you hate?

a LOT of things and people

🚶 - Are you single?

and ready to mingle

💬 - Can we text?

dipshit we text all the time

💌 - Fan mail me?

how OLD is this post?

💍 - Marry me?

no hetero

💘 - Be my tumblr crush?

jacobi i HATE you for making me do this

💭 - Favorite foods?

fresh brooklyn pizzaany of the local shoppes are good enough

☀ - Story about your day.

i woke up at 2 in the afternoon and smoked a bowl immediately

💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?

oh fuck uh

idris elbanicki minajmichael b jordanhayley kiyokogerard way?

🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?

scott pilgrimmonsters incback to the futureback to the future 2star wars ep 5

📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?

fuck dude i didnt even have a tv growing up

fosters home for imaginary friendskids next doorkenny vs spennytop gearspace ghost

✏ - Random fact about yourself.

im one hell of a tenacious bitch

✈️ - Where are you from?

jersey

🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?

literally anywhere thats Not on the east coast of the us

😍 - Do you have a crush?

no

😷 - Something you hate eating?

gross shit? idk

🙈 - What makes you shy?

i dont get shy

💃 - Can you dance?

i can mosh

💏 - Do you love anyone?

i love my bro tycho

👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?

vans

🌴 - A island you would visit?

hawaii? idk man

🌎 - A country you would visit?

i almost said hawaii again

i want to go to france tbh

🌀 - Favorite type of weather?

i love that grey overcast but not raining

where its cold but a hoodie is good enough

🔮 - Do you believe in luck?

yep and i wanna keep her on my side

📱 - What kinda phone do you have?

pixel 2 boyyyyy came Almost free on my plan

📅 - Favorite time of the year?

winter time baby i love the cold

📚 - Career goal you want?

im happy where i am

🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?

this is on here already isnt it?

🍭 - Favorite Candy?

i love reeses i would kill for reeses

🍇 - Favorite fruits?

gala apples for sure

🚘 - Dream car(s)?

fuck dude DREAM car? probably the ford gt it looks sleek as fuck

or a lambo but like dream on right?

🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?

oh yeah

🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?

i plead the fifth

🎫 - Do you have a license?

yep

🚼 - Do you have or want kids?

no not really

🔞 - Are you under 18?

nope

🐶 - Do you own a pet?

i would LOVE a pet but nah

😔 - Something that makes you sad?

i dont wanna answer this

😡 - What pisses you off?

being looked down on

😏 - What turns you on?

i answered this but uh

im pretty easy to turn on

😈 - Are you a freak?

;)

💪 - Do you work out?

a lot yeah

[setsfirearchive]

i know this isnt relevant but i love mortality play so listen to me jot down what i know abt the story so far from suffering and the live soundtrack

gerard’s character is the main dude n his name is todd hes in a band

one of the bandmembers ( possibly the lead, idk ) has died, leaving the other members a little shaken, especially todd

todd is dating the deceased band member’s ex and he’s not exactly stable w/ her ? doesnt give her as much time as he should

todd’s mom died when he was a baby

his dad sucks and manipulates him a lot!!! wants him to be this pristine perfect son n todd’s like fuck u dad im in a BAND 

i havent sussed who tf eric’s character is supposed to be yet give me a few hours 

one of the characters literally tells todd that everywhere he goes he’s followed by death (: thanks buddy 

hearing the squip say ‘shit’ never gets any less jarring 

OKAY SO HIS BANDMATE IS CALLED ASHTON THAT’S LUKE WYGODNY’S CHARACTER 

thats interesting actually bc ashton provides backing vocals to todd’s ‘fuck off’ song to his dad do you think that means it’s ashton’s influence that makes him feel this way

i def have muse for todd

LMAO TODD SAYS ‘I’M SICK TO DEATH OF YOU AND NEVER ENDING OBLIGATION’ TO ERIC’S CHARACTER I HATE RICH AND THE SQUIP

gerard sings so fast in this fucking musical leave me alone i am dying

todd compares himself to a puppet and a bird thats really interesting 

eric’s character seems to be like... a mentor or sm 

THEYRE GOING ON TOUR FUCK YEAAAAH

trymywings... love you todd

im making todd a twitter i hate myself and gerard 

THEYRE LONDON BASED BUT THEY ALL HAVE AMERICAN ACCENTS OKAY BABES XOXOXOXOX

‘hello winchester’ shut the fuck up you are not in england 

this post is so long and i hate myself most of it is irrelevant shit

man gerard can really sell it 

OKAY IM STOPPING NOW IM SO SORRY IM JUST RLLY TALKATIVE 

[awsugar]

since you were around before the breakup - did people know before fiatx how charismatic and funny frank really was? or did that come out of him doing solo interviews?

hmmmm thats actually hard to say? because yes i was around pre-breakup but i was a gerard stan for yeeeeears like for ages. i definitely liked frank and he probably was my "second favorite" anyway, i did have pics of him printed out and stuck on my wall in high school lol. i didnt develop FIDS until after i saw him live for the first time though. and when you're watching interviews paying MORE attention to someone else, idk it might not stick out as much. also i have a horrible memory so asking me if i remember what my exact impression of frank was like 10 years ago. i literally dont remember.

i will say yes i think people knew that frank was charismatic and funny during mcr's first goaround. he was always the second most popular member. and i don't think that just boiled down to him being hot. like if you think about other interviews, and lotms and stuff, i think its obvious that he's got a good personality and he's funny? there's lots of good frank interview moments.

however, yea i think his time as a solo artist really solidified that. for a few reasons. partially because he just had way more opportunity to speak in his solo interviews. also because in solo interviews he doesn't have to worry about representing anyone else. i feel like if you're a member of a band and you're not gerard in this case, there might be some level of pressure to be a good representation of the group. like not in a huge way but i think it makes sense that maybe he could be more free in interviews where he only has to answer to himself. ALSO like i think his charisma and charm developed over time. at least in a public-facing way. if you watch really early interviews sometimes i cringe. he definitely learned some of it along the way, and got to a point where idk i LOOOOVE watching his interviews and listening to his podcasts etc. he's just really really good at expressing himself which i think definitely came with time.

so idk this is such a long answer i dont think you wanted this. i will say i think frank has always been funny and charismatic, to use your wording. bc like i was saying earlier man he literally is so funny and we complain about it all the time because its not FAIR. i think ppl definitely knew that pre-breakup. but i think it did become more apparent as he got more solo screen time or what have you, in additino to him using social media more during those years as well.

[decaynow]

∞

SHDHDHHSHD DOES THIS MEAN YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER WHICHEVER ONES I WANT OR ALL OF THEM??? Fuck it, I’m done with stuff at this job so. I’ll do them all. Why not

1. What is you middle name?

Gerard

2. How old are you?

20

3. When is your birthday?

June 20th

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Geminiii

5. What is your favorite color?

RED but i also love black

6. What’s your lucky number?

6!!! I like this question’s placement. 6 because Grimmjow but also because HAIL SATAN 666 AAAAAA

7. Do you have any pets?

I have a lil’ black pitbull named Trixie!!!

8. Where are you from?

Georgia the state

9. How tall are you?

5’3

10. What shoe size are you?

uhhh i actually do not know my size in men’s I think it’s like a 5??? Technically in women’s I’m a 7.5 but I tend to buy a half size up A. because doc martens doesn’t do half sizes and B. i dont really like for my shoes to be tight

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

... a lot. I have a shoe fetish ngl.

12. What was your last dream about?

I think I had a dream last night..? About Invader Zim maybe???

13. What talents do you have?

I CAN SING LIKE ANY TWENTY ONE PILOTS SONG, i can touch my tongue to my nose, I have a pretty decent Kermit the frog impression, and I have other weird flexes but I cant remember them rn because my memory sucks

14. Are you psychic in any way?

Idk, sometimes I can predict what song will play next but I think I’m just lucky.

15. Favorite song?

Hhh this is so hard to answer bc I wanna pick something metal but tbh... Holding On To You by Twenty One Pilots

16. Favorite movie?

Either Ferris Bueller’s Day Off or Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron (I know the whole movie by heart and all the songs)

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

HBNGFHBB,, i dont know I thirst after many celebrities and fictional characters and they’re all kind of different. I guess someone who won’t make me be someone I’m not. Obviously my lack of adult qualities probably isn’t endearing but idk, someone who’s willing to let me be a lil’ childish. I’d like someone who takes the reigns when it comes to adult stuff, I wanna be a stay at home dad and manage our place and kids or pets and stuff. I like kinda being left to my own devices. That will include me constantly wanting to be in ur space LOL

18. Do you want children?

YEAH... REALLY BADLY... but idk if I’ll ever get to have any bc I dont think anyone would want to date me and marry me and have them LMAO so I dont think I should be trying ever

19. Do you want a church wedding?

My ideal wedding is in a graveyard, on October 31st, at sundown, we are being married on an altar of black candles and jack-o-lanters, the autumn colours are flourishing, and I am carried out to the walkway down to the altar in a casket. Everyone is required to wear black except for our bestmen/bridesmaids and me or whoever I marry. If they aren’t dressed like it’s a funeral I’m kicking them out. Deadass. I want the gothest wedding imaginable.

20. Are you religious?

I do kinda believe in stuff but I’m not a fan of organized religion. I mean, I’m a fan as in, the aesthetic and idea of organized religion is majorly sexy, but i feel like religion is really personal and not a public thing for me. Also 666 hail sa-

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

Nope!!! Never broken a bone or had any kind of emergency LOL

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

ONCE I GOT PULLED OVER FOR ROLLING THRU A STOP SIGN AND I CRIED

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

I’VE MET HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD TWICE!!! And I’ve met Norman Reedus too. I also went to school with Chandler Riggs (not to put my location on blast HDYDUFHDGDGDD) uhhh I can’t think of anyone else if I have I’d probAOH. Shannon whatever her name is from Stranger Things. She was at my last TØP concert and I asked her for a picture bc my friends were too shy to say anything but since idk her i didnt care LOL

24. Baths or showers?

I like both but I take showers more often

25. What color socks are you wearing?

One is The Scream by Edvard Munch and one is The Kiss by Gustav Klimt

26. Have you ever been famous?

Not like BIG famous but like, people in my school all knew me basically because I was always Doing Shit

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

Maybe??? Part of me doesnt want all my shit on blast but at the same time idgaf

28. What type of music do you like?

E... everything... i lean towards punk, pop punk, rock, metal, alternative and whatever but i will literally go from Hannah Montana to Dethklok to Twenty One Pilots to Ghost to Katy Perry don’t test me

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

NO and idk if i want to i dont like to be naked

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

I have 7 but i usually have 8. I like a lot of pillows. I want more.

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

... ur asking an active sleeper that question. I don’t even know what position i wake up in.

32. How big is your house?

Normal sized I guess???

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

I DONT EAT IT BECAUSE I DONT WAKE UP IN THE MORNING

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

I think my dad let me once when I was a kid but that’s because he’s a bad father

35. Have you ever tried archery?

YEAH i sucked at it but in my head i imagine being good at it lol

36. Favorite clean word?

Salutations, Shenanigans or Hold

37. Favorite swear word?

hmmm would go with your classic fuck but tbh i LOVE to lengthen it to motherfucker. Think in terms of most used though, God Damnit.

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

Maybe two days?

39. Do you have any scars?

:/ I have a lot. Some are from me being dumb (the scar on my leg from melting tape) and some are from me being really dumb (scars on my wrist and arm and thigh) but I’m not ashamed of them, in fact I like scars and bruises. I just hate when people randomly ask about them in person (ie “omg what happened!?!?”) because it’s like... self harm scars are pretty obvious about what’s going on so when you ask like that... idk wtf to say.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

PROBABLY??? But im oblivious.

41. Are you a good liar?

Hhjfguvghhh maybe sometimes??? I try not to lie though and i think its impossible bc im a gemini so there’s a little truth in everything I say

42. Are you a good judge of character?

NO IM STUPID

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

NOOOOOOO i can do Kermit the Frog and thats it

44. Do you have a strong accent?

I’m southern so yes

45. What is your favorite accent?

I LOVE YOU SWEDISH PEOPLE... also love irish accents but also i cant understand anything bc my ears are stupid

46. What is your personality type?

Rambunctious

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

I have a $100 Ghost hoodie but I think my Big Boots were $148

48. Can you curl your tongue?

Yas

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

Inward belly buttons or perish

50. Left or right handed?

LEFT LEFT LEFT

51. Are you scared of spiders?

Hmhnghhhhnnnn depends, usually

52. Favorite food?

PASTAAA

53. Favorite foreign food?

I fucking LOVE udon

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

I am a messy person doing my absolute best to be clean

55. Most used phrased?

like ever? I start most sentences with “you know what i hate?” But mostly i tend to parrot memes. If I think something is funny I repeat it to myself over and over until it isn’t.

56. Most used word?

Probably “I” because I cant ever stop talking about my damn self

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

... i dont wanna talk about it (a while)

58. Do you have much of an ego?

... I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT (i simultaneuosly... hate myself but also think im the best)

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

SUCK WHO IS BITING THEM???

60. Do you talk to yourself?

SO FUCKING MUCH

61. Do you sing to yourself?

OBVIOUSLY

62. Are you a good singer?

... no but it doesnt stop me

63. Biggest Fear?

I HATE MIRRORS I HATE BATHROOM MIRRORS IN THE DARK THAT STUPID FUCKING CHANT I HATE IT I CANT SAY IT EVER ITS MY FEAR

64. Are you a gossip?

I dont want to be but I’m a gemini so it just HAPPENS

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

Man i dont even know just go watch Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron

66. Do you like long or short hair?

I prefer to have mine long but i kinda wanna cut it, i LOOOVE guys with long hair

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

Oh definitely Not

68. Favorite school subject?

ART or biology

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

Introvert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

Nope!

71. What makes you nervous?

LOTS OF SHIT GOD BUT I HATE DOING A BAD JOB OR MAKING MISTAKES

72. Are you scared of the dark?

Sometimes, it just depends

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

Hhhffudhdhhh only if I know I wont come off condescending

74. Are you ticklish?

YEAH BUT DONT TICKLE ME I KICKED MY CHUCKLEFUCK EX IN THE DICK ONCE FOR TICKLING ME, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BUT U SHOULD STILL BE WARNED

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

Dont think so

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

Sometimes I told groups in school to just let me do all the work because I didn’t trust them with my grade.

77. Have you ever drank underage?

... like a few days ago but tbh alcohol is disgusting and i only wanna drink banana liquor or else i dont drink at all bc its gross

78. Have you ever done drugs?

I desperately wish i had more drugs in my life but i dont wanna come off as a crackhead

79. Who was your first real crush?

EITHER SPIDER-MAN OR YUGI MUTO

80. How many piercings do you have?

I WISH I HAD MY NIPPLE PIERCED SO BADLY... also if i HAD A DICK god nerf’d me I WOULD GET PIERCINGS UP MY DICK... also my (expensive) dream is to get like subdermal/metadermal? implants on my forehead and get devil horns

81. Can you roll your Rs?“

Yep

82. How fast can you type?

I type... so fast

83. How fast can you run?

Maybe kinda fast but not for long

84. What color is your hair?

Naturally its brown but the bottom half is bleached and one side is yellow and the other is green

85. What color is your eyes?

Bluuue

86. What are you allergic to?

FIRE ANT BITES AND AMOXICILLIN AND I HAVE HAD HORRIBLE EXPERIENCES WITH BOTH

87. Do you keep a journal?

Kind of??? I have a poetry journal and I write dreams down sometimes.

88. What do your parents do?

My mom does like marketing and my dad does carpet cleaning

89. Do you like your age?

No I wanted to die at 12 and I wanna die now. The difference is I didn’t think I’d live this long so now I have no idea what I’m doing.

90. What makes you angry?

FUCKING EVERYTHING IF YOU DATE ME OR BEFRIEND ME YOU NEED TO KNOW I WILL RAGE ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND U CANNOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN LEST I FOAM AT THE MOUTH

91. Do you like your own name?

YEAH I PICKED IT!!! But i also wanna change it but i kinda cant bc Johnny from HU called me Reimond and they all know me as Reimond. But also I wanna be Lucifer Slade Solo.

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

TOBIAS JEREMY AND EMELE CECILIA

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

I’d be fine with either but tbh!!! Probably a boy.

94. What are you strengths?

HDHDUFHHH,, I NEVER TRULY GIVE UP I JUST GET ANGRIER. I’M INDEFATIGABLE

95. What are your weaknesses?

yelling. if you yell at me i will get upset. if im yelling its fine but if you yell i’ll cry. also roaches.

96. How did you get your name?

Well i consider Reimond the “masculine” version of my deadname!!! Technically there’s Racheal but it’d just get pronounced the same and I still have to correct people on Reimond (EVERYONE KEEPS THINKING IM SAYING RAYMAN) and Gerard is my middle name bc MCR, and I would love to change my last name lol.

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

Not that I know of

98. Do you have any scars?

U ASKED THIS ALREADY

99. Color of your bedspread?

I have Star Wars sheets with Kylo Ren and storm troopers! I also have Spider-Man sheets.

100. Color of your room?

It’s like painted like a beige colour but most of my stuff is dark lol

[i-sveikata]

Teen Wolf S06E12 liveblog

because of reasons 

what the hell its so bright. teen wolf legit cant get a handle on their lighting for this damn show its either impossible to see or blinding.

ugh theo really? are we supposed to feel sad for this guy because he’s homeless now the fuck. why do they only bring back the boring white guy characters? where’s danny?? where’s kira? where’s literally anyone else but him.

cool man time for spider murder

dude this is clearly a recurring issue. why is nobody calling his parents?? hes literally an underage kid they keep catching sleeping in a car the fuck??? deputies aint doing shit

omg bruh you have clearly never been to australia. why the fuck you let that spider crawl up your arm? thats on you boo

and of course nobody locks the clinic and we need that obligatory shirtless scene to pull the spider out of his body. not creepy at all

ah yes spiders disappear in a puff of smoke all the time. this is natural spider behaviour.

lol why do people think that if they call scott he will answer? when has he ever actually picked up his phone when ppl need him?? boy keeps it on silent i swear.

ahh yes that getting shot up by a bunch of hunters feeling. but guess who isnt going to die? this seemingly immortal white guy, the shock.

oh no scott flashbacks boy, get out, protect yourself

are they trying to imply that scott ran all that way and malia and lydia just caught up with him? was the running part of the flashback? questions

“do you hear that” its death. lets assume its death.

“hunters. run” wow. those hunters sure are convenient showing up when the show needs a new plot device and literally never appearing otherwise. did chris argent frighten them all away?

what scott bby no, thats your besties dad. put down the sheriff friend

oh what do you know they were flashlights all along and not the red laser things for shooting ppl. much joy.

did scott just come out as a werewolf to the rest of the deputies? i support him.

“Whats wrong with his eyes” lol thats the only thing theyre stuck on, not the transformed face or the growling or the body hair? ok.

“Stand down” ye parrish protect scott. is he part of the pack? did we ever have that confirmed or do we just assume.

oh the deputies lowered their weapons and lydia and malia give scott some vaguely ambiguous looks. 

why do they always have such intense music when literally nothing happens?

if theyre about to do a ptsd storyline for scott (which straight up would make so much sense tbh) i stg they better not make fun

scott awkwardly like “You dont think they saw anything do you” “No more than theyre used to” lol beacon hills u have problems.

scott? why you hiding shit from stilinski? tell him about the bullet. 

why does lydia just stand there for that entire scene and say literally nothing like wtf. dazzling banshee statue.

okay they all decided not to tell the sheriff about chris but like why? sheriff isnt the shoot first type. whats the point?

mason getting distracted talking about bretts 8pack is life.

liam picked mason up and literally carried him out of the locker room im screaming.

dodgy counsellor murderer lady is back

sun tzu quotes. art of war and an ominous knife in the table just another day in the college counsellor ladies office.

oh no poor kid murdered by spiders noooooooooooooooooo in his mouth why

eichen house- gross let that place die already. 

parrish “Im not letting you in that place” wtf let her? nah man. hard pass.

trying to hack into chris laptop- is the password gonna be allison dont do this to us you assholes.

you fuckers didnt even let scott write out allisons name before panning away from the laptop jesus

parrish in the bowels of creepy eichen house what the fuck is even going on in this place honestly

dear god quiet girls voice asking for help fuck that shit right off. nope. parrish gotta flash the eyes for that access because apparently everybody knows about the supernatural in beacon hills now. not a far stretch tbh.

lol doctor locked him in. solidarity.

oh hey i think i saw corey for two seconds. not sure. is theo playing lacrosse with them??? idk. does he even attend school anymore?

is that meant to be brett who body checked him? legit cant even see ppl behind the lacrosse helmets.

i swear they just trying to establish a story line for liam in case they can come back with another show. but like he aint that interesting sorry.

why is it just destroy goalie corey now? hes doing his best. trying to stay visible.

counsellor lady looking at brett. newest victim?? brett trying to help liam get control ayeee werewolf pals.

the fuck parrish. how is the population of beacon hills not constantly dropping with all these body piles that keep showing up everywhere.

haha nurse dude who locked him in was evil, were they trying to surprise us with that?

yet another liam rage moment. somebody help this kid chill out for five seconds.

chris making deals, finding out ppl buying guns from him are fake army dudes what a ride. wheres his backup? 

“I had a guy on the inside” “who” “youre standing on him” lol malia and scott arrive to fuck it up again.

huh a massive shoot out where nobody got shot and the bad guy got away. nice.

“You dont have a cell in here that can hold me” damn parrish sounding tough and shit before he becomes a popsicle.

did they honestly just bring brett back so the new counsellor lady could kill him. harsh

lydia up to her banshee shit again. save parrish.

“I havent stamped a bullet since allison died” dear god rip my heart out.

how did it take them literally that long to find the dead kid who got eaten by spiders in the locker room? like was he just lying there all day and nobody noticed.

lol lydia went to eichen house and didnt tell anybody she was going there. smart move. much good plan.

bruh this nurse guy gonna kill parrish. what is lydia even doing rn?

jesus everybody be having flash backs for when they were tortured at some point in the past. poor girl be having a panic attack.

OMFG THEY DID IT AGAIN DAMMIT. WHY DOES EVERY FEMALE CHARACTER HAVE TO HAVE A FREAK OUT BEFORE SHE HAS AN EMPOWERING MOMENT GODDAMN.

like literally they go all terrified and crying before their expression gets intense and powerful like seriously? girls dont all react the same way you cowards.

wow actually having a moment where scott admits he got freaked out. cant remember the last time that happened. oh hey and here comes the malia x scott scenes. how is this not weird?

has literally everybody hooked up on this show now at some point?

hahah chris turns up with a laser sight thing on his gun. very appropriate. not traumatising at all.

aww scotts little smile after he looked at malia was kinda sweet. 

omg the way they flinched when chris raised his gun- these poor fucking kids man. cant catch a break

oh god when young pack gang find the spider kid decidedly not dead and they say they tried to call him and he checks his phone and is like “huh musta died” THATS A TERRIBLE PUN. VERY BAD.

wooo they figured out its an inexperienced hunter killing ppl. also where did brett go? are we just assuming hes alive because he got away idk?

im liking the little pack powows in scotts kitchen. simpler times.

it all comes down to fear. “What are they afraid of?” “....us” DUN DUN

hold up counsellor lady got scratched? she a werewolf now???? omg lol brett jumping out of trees to attack counsellors who tried to kill him.

gets shot by an arrow for his efforts. flees into the night. noice.

ugh gerard. bruh. you need to die. lets not take the counsellor lady under your wing. beacon hills is running out of bodies to make piles out of as it is.