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#Seven’s Public Diary#vent#vent post#cw negative#cw health issues#‘You’re such a heartless and hateful person.’ well have you ever considered that i’m not really a hateful person and i just hate You#like. call me whatever you want to i guess. im definitely selfish and probably heartless but hateful? idk abt that.#i only feel like i hate people that have given me good fucking reason to. sorry i dont have an infinite supply of tolerance & forgiveness??#but im a wee bit fucking stressed so you’ll have to forgive me for being a bitch. well no one Has to forgive me. do whatever you want#‘That 10-day old pasta salad is making me feel sick.’ MF that was made TODAY. IT’S FRESH AND THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT#if you feel sick how about you look down at the fifteen empty beer cans on the floor next to you and ask them what they think did it#dumbass. whatever man i have bigger problems than your self-induced tummy ache#i feel sick too but i know it’s my fault so i’m not bitching about it. i gave you fresh food while I ate the old stuff to keep from wasting#food. because you act like you’re fucking allergic to leftovers. and yeah it had probably gone off and that’s why I feel sick#but what you ate tonight was fresh as could be so we’re sick for two Very different reasons. and i know how to admit when it’s my fault#everything is my fault. my teeth and gums hurt and that’s My fault for not taking care of them. apparently 3 root canals wasn’t enough#for me to learn my goddamn lesson. i never do. so i’ll have to spend more money on that soon and thats My fault. the dog’s teeth need#cleaning too and that’ll come out of my pocket and i guess that’s My fault for not taking care of him either#i think i have another goddamn UTI and that’s definitely My fault so another $100 trip to urgent care it is i guess!#my Random Nerve Pain has moved to my hands so i can’t use them too much or it fucking hurts and i guess that’s my fault???#my neck pain is back and thats my fault for not clearing my bed off enough to sleep in a comfortable position#my eye keeps twitching and i guess that’s my fault too. i don’t know anymore i just wanna throw in the towel man im so tired#god the UTI tests i wasted money on are arriving tomorrow and if they’re packed in a way that shows what’s inside then i’ll have to explain#That to whoever brings in the mail. great great something else to worry about all night#the living room floor is caving in so now there’s Two room’s floors that need fixing so that’s super fucking fun! 😃#i need to talk to my bank and i need to talk to a tax professional and i need to learn to drive and i need to get an autism diagnosis#well i don’t Need the last one but i want it so bad. but im scared. that i’ll go to all this trouble and they’ll say i don’t qualify#and god it’s NYE now. Besties i’m not gonna get that NMbD NYE fic ready in time. i just can’t make myself write these days. i’m sorry.#i doubt anyone is gonna be That disappointed but I Am. in myself. 3 fucking years now i’ve failed to finish it. w h y. i Want to write but#there’s just too much on me rn. but when is there Not. sigh. idk what i’m gonna do but something needs to change. in my life. soon.
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hey does anyone know any jobs that are good for people with anxiety and autism and if so how would i get there
#recent grads in my major are facing the worst job market in years (and i would be miserable in programming anyway so thats off the table)#my IT job rn is actual hell on earth but thats a whole other thing#unironically i think customer service was the least awful position i've held but oof that wrecked me physically#and all of my interests are in the industries with the most worker exploitation 😃👍 and i wouldn't know where to get connections regardless#the only jobs listings near me are minimum wage or delivery drivers :(#the signs are pointing me to go back to school but hhhhhg i don't know if i could afford that on my own now#screams into pillow#text
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here's my hot take
#your boyfriend game#i forgot who the other characters are but heres little miss cockblocker and my beloved TK 💚✨💕💖🫀💔#i call him that becuase he keeps COCKBLOCKING me by committing murder and thats crine.#cringe#i like thinking about the high school au because i have confidence that if he went to school with me i could drive him to suicide.#i have the opposite of rizz. like instead of making people want me i make them hate themselves. only when i want to tho#and it's not like i have anything against bald people or violent criminals. the warden from human centipede 3 is both of those and i want#him so fucking badly. all day all night no lube no protection god is dead and we have killed him knock me out and attach me to the prison c#ntipede.#anyway i tried to play this game because he reminded me of said warden. but i got kind of attached to the landlord character#and when i found out theres no way to have sex with him i got so mad i threw up & punched a wall & now my real landlord is mad at me for p#unching a wall.#god's whims are cruel and i am a plaything of life😃#and its all this eggcel (pre-trans femcel) (my headcanon) 's fault i hope everyone die slowly and painfully#except TK i want them to live. they deserve to be happy 💖#anyway i wish p*t*r was real so i could send him this image. i think he would kill himself if he saw this. i would if i was him#i would also kill myself as soon as i found out i was named after a f*mily g*y character tho. so obviously he's not very similar to me.#hate. let me tell you how much ive come to hate you since i began to live. tehre are 387.44 mi9llion miles of#hey if you censor f*m*ly g*y like f***** g*y people will think you're just being homophobic instead of a show hater#gonna start censoring it ike that. teehee#anywway#miku binder the joker and vivziepop heffley. fight#my posts
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all the times franco and yn were unhinged on each others socials
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user1 great job!
user2 he looks so good omg😫
williamsracing 💙💙💙
ynusername oh!
ynusername papi
ynusername why are my panties suddenly wet?
francolapinto let me help you get rid of them mami
alexalbon I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW???
user2 THEY CANT BE STOPPED DAMN
ynusername papi i want you to choke me with those biceps
francolapinto gladly mami
user99 daddy/mommy kink goes HARD
user45 THEY HAVE NO SHAME
charlesleclerc there are FAMILIES HERE
user18 who is this DIVA?💜
landonorris WHAT DID I JUST READ???
user3 oh she's unhinged
user4 i mean look at him who wouldn't
user5 yn is lucky 😖
user6 actually ☝️🤓 franco is lucky to have yn
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ynusername life lately��🌻
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francolapinto mami porfa dame tus hijos🙏
user8 hey! so this is actually insane
francolapinto why are you so hot 😞
ynusername you tell me papi
alexalbon wait why are the comments actually nice?
francolapinto i may or may not have a problem right now...
ynusername a big one? 😏☝️
user13 ehm... i suddenly feel in the middle of something😞
charlesleclerc that's how we fill everyday, every hour, every second.
alexalbon NEVERMIND
user9 IT GIRL
yourbestie 😍😍😍
user10 the comments started nice...
williamsracing we are tired😃
landonorris someone tell me what the actual fuck i just witnessed.
user2 please tell us 🙏🙏🙏
landonorris i... i think i just saw franco looking at this and excusing himself...
user6 LOLOLLOLLLL
user7 he's so down bad it's cute
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francolapinto quick break with my babygirl🏋♀️🐎
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ynusername damn papi i wanna sit on your face😫
francolapinto who's stopping you? definitely not me
landonorris WHAT
charlesleclerc someone needs to start a petition to media train this two because man, i am tired...
alexalbon the way i would sign so quick...
ynusername didn't realise everyone hates us😟
user11 GIRL-
ynusername i want to climb you like a tree🙏
carlossainz i sighed so loud.
user12 me too, carlos. me too.
user13 GIRL WE GET IT PLS STOP😭😭😭
user14 atp im just here for yn comments😔
williamsracing looking good🔥💙
user15 i just know yn is giggling and kicking her feet rn
yourbestie she is. she is also blushing and she's been staring at this post for the past 10 minutes. send help.
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user16 omg im here before than yn it feels so weird
francolapinto 💪💙
alexalbon see how its nice now that she's been media trained?
user17 noo pls they got my girl😔
ynusername AHAHAHAH NO you guys thought williams could trap me? 👺
user18 PLS NEVER CHANGE QUEEN🤲🙏
williamsracing well, fuck.
ynusername i think i just got pregnant
francolapinto milf yn?😏😏😏
user19 i dont think thats how it works...
user44 mind that's my first impression of you! 🙂
ynusername currently hyperventilating dont ask me anything
user20 @ynusername quick question what color is the shirt?
ynusername uhmmmm he was... wearing a shirt?☝
user21 SHE IS SO ME DJKDFJJDJS
user22 realest queen ever
user28 DIVA💜
alexalbon why i always speak too soon
landonorris nurse she's out again
yourbestie i tried. i failed. i can't defend you anymore, yn. 😞
ynusername damn... now a girl can't even admire his bf without being blamed...
yourbestie ADMIRE??? SISTER YOU'RE BASICALLY SEXTING WITH HIM IN THE COMMENTS🙏
user24 i love these two sm😭
user23 yn comments never disappoint🤭
more here!
#franco colapinto#franco colapinto x reader#franco colapinto x you#franco colapinto smau#franco colapinto texts#franco colapinto imagine#franco colapinto fanfic#fc43 x reader#fc43 x you#fc43 imagine#fc43 fic#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#f1 fic#franco colapinto fic#franco colapinto fluff#franco colapinto smut#f1 smau#f1 smut#f1 fluff#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 x you#formula 1 smau#smau#formula one smau#formula one smut#formula 1 smut#formula 1 x female reader
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summary: The relationship was unexpected not only from the fans, but it was unexpected to the both of them as well.
genre: fluff, smau
paring: Lando Norris x Influencer!reader
!fc: Lani Pliopa
a/n: I was trying to find face claims and scrolled to Lani Pliopa’s insta and saw that lando actually liked one of her picture. Let’s say I was inspired to write this😭✋
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user1 Happy birthdayy🫶
user9 happy bday pretty🥳
user6 Happiest birthday🥰🥰
user4 🤍🤍
user7 LANDOOO??😦
bsfuser HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BABY😍😍
yourusername THANK YOU🥴
alexandrasaintmleux happy birthday to the prettiest☺️🫶
yourusername says you😛🫶
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defnotyn (priv) : another month another person to stalk😍😍✨✨
bsfuser : NOOOO NOT ANOTHER ANTICSS😔✊
defnotyn (priv) : nvmm dmed him insteaddd🥴
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catsuperior111 : if animals could speak, which species do you think would be the rudest?????
landonorris : wtf💀
landonorris : i have a feeling squirrels would be rude af
catsuperior111 : .... i see ur point WAiT
catsuperior111 : but still i have a strong hatred towards dolphins and i think theyd be more rudee😒😒😒
landonorris : why dolphins?
catsuperior111 : search it up YOURSELFF
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landonorris : WTF DID I JUST SEARCH???!!!😭😭
catsuperior111 : thats my same thought the first time i found out🤷♀️🤷♀️
landonorris : you just made me hate dolphins too😔✊
landonorris : i was so close to saying cats was next on the list until i saw ur user…
catsuperior111 : WHATTTT??? YOU HVAE SONETHING AGAINTS CATS????😠😠🤨🤨
catsuperior111 : THEY ARE THE CUTEST MOST ADORABLE CREATURE THAT COULD EXIST
landonorris : pretty sure that means the same thing
catsuperior111 : stfu😃😃
catsuperior111 : okay now lets hear this
catsuperior111 : would you prefer a crying child??
catsuperior111 : OR a little furball that sleeps and doesnt bother you all day?
landonorris : i like kids..
catsuperior111 : ofc you do😒
catsuperior111 : kids are fine.. in certain occasion
catsuperior111 : when their 3 up until 5 theyre still cute (except when they start crying and thow tantrums)
catsuperior111 : but when they turn 6 and can properly speak, thats when i just find them so annoying and cant think of anything but wanting to throw them out a window😍
landonorris : oh WOW i see you dont like kids
catsuperior111 : i do... (no i don't)
catsuperior111 : certain ones
landonorris : so you just dont
catsuperior111 : oh shush let me live okay
catsuperior111 : i just dont like spoiled little kids🤷♀️🤷♀️
catsuperior111 : and i also dont like when kids throw tantrums and cry
catsuperior111 : I just dont know what to do and I find in irritating😔😔✊✊
landonorris : ok fair point
landonorris : no one likes crying kids😂
catsuperior111 : exactly
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yourusername did i mention that i play the flute😍
yourusername someone please help me find a drummer😔✊✊ (or a guitarist)
user8 😭😭😭
user10 we get it girly🙏
user27 ms girl what can you not do🤨🤨
yourusername i cant play football….
user27 …fair enough
bsfuser will you stop with the obsession😃😃
yourusername No😍😍🙏
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alexandrasaintmleux 🫶🫶
user11 YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS???
user33 the duo i never knew i needed😩😩
user15 shes so pretty🥹🥹
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yourusername till we meet again Paris✨@alexandrasaintmleux thank you for the great day😍😍🫶
alexandrasaintmleux omgg you too🤍
yourusername luv ya😘🙏
user5 lovin how alex and y/n have been going to art museums together for a while now
user23 the pictures are stunning
user35 ⭐️
user2 prettyyy🥰
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defnotyn (priv) : call me crazy but i am genuinely intrigued with that landon guy
bsfuser : i thought you said it was lando🤨🤨🤨
defnotyn (priv) : dunno man🤷♀️
defnotyn (priv) : lando, landon i could care less😮💨
bsfuser : 🤦♀️🤦♀️
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a/n: This took longer than i wanted to but i thought if i put everything in one post it might be too long so im dividing it into parts😅😅
#f1#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#f1 fanfic#lando norris#lando smau#lando x reader#lando imagine#socmed au#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris x fem!reader#f1 smau#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 smau#f1 x female reader#f1 x you#formula one smau#formula one fanfiction#formula one imagine
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so... my interpretation of guide!reader may be vastly different from others but with my vast assimilation of yours and others content, this is my variation of the one I like envisioning involving concepts such as yours (Humans are NOT Hylians and Guide!Reader) so this is my official start to the ramblings *DEEP INHALE*
when I read the post about reader losing their sord and just punching the monsters and it is working along with the other links being amazed
I imagine that because of the fact that hylian's are so light that they didn't put that much into the growth of physical arts
they can punch and kick fine but that's more so used for scraps agents one another, rather than in fights against monsters
hylian's don't have enough strength or weight to have it be worth it on the battlefield
its much more worth their time and energy to learn things like swordsmanship or artery, and be nimble
but guide dose have: the muscle, weight, durability and training necessary for such a strategy to be worth it
It would be more effective for the reader to use the Muay Thai and Taekwondo they worked so hard on instead of learning something new
_*looking respectfully
I can imagine that this levees them beater of physically than most (*cough* me *cough*)
leveeing them much more prepared
along with giving them a lot more... muscle...
Link's(-wind):... please crush me between your thighs
Guide!Reader: what?
Link's(-wind): what.
I know that it has been said that reader is shorter than time, but I personally like them slightly bigger than time
you know... forehead kissing rang
so it's only slightly less awkward to pick them up
I think their deep honey like voice could be compared to their slightly dark honey-colored eyes
someone like legend would appreciate how their eyes turn golden in the sun light, shining like no ring on his finger
Hyrule loves how they feel different from the cold sweetness of sugar water, instead they feel like rich honey and warm cinnamene
wild remembers them as there very first true companion and comfort
to wars, an immovable force, never leveeing their side
that's all I have fore now, but be warned...
I'll be back!
and I'm putting them in a dress (:<
AHH SORRY FOR LATE REPLY U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH IVE BEEN HOGGING THIS TO MYSELF
Martial arts reader/Mc my beloved <333
U sent in ART TOO??!!!! 😭🙏
i love stuff like this sm ur style is so 😳💌💘💝💖💓💞💕❤️🔥🙈
The bit abt hylians not needing as much/making intricate martial arts/making their body be the weapon is so peak worldbuilding, if i had an official stamp to say smth is canon in my little HaNH AU (Humans are Not Hylians) i would stamp this 10x over
Acc u know what one sec
Since u made art, have some shitty meme art in return
LMAO its shitty but i hope u know it is the biggest support i can give you, like GOD the ART i keep coming back and Also. Looking Respectfully.
And this is the biggest thank you i could give for sharing this w/me!!
Ok spam headcanons?? Sorta
CONTENT WARNINGS: MILDLY SUGGESTIVE? CONTENT, 16+/18+ MATURER AUDIENCES RECOMMENDED.
COULD YOU IMAGINEEEEE
How the Hylians view Wrestling.
Like, your knuckles/elbows/knees (the parts where thers not as much fat to protect) start to bleed punching armored monsters/arms get tired and you just-
Wrap ur legs around a lynels neck and spin around their neck, using your body weight to drag and lay that bitch Out.
(This is a Real Martial Arts move Ive fucking seen a gif of hold on i NEED to find it- FUCK i cant find it but try youtube and see if yall can find it, its So Real i promise, it was on tumblr at one point)
Who's swooning? Not all 8 Links, nope-
Links, externally (+Wind genuinely): Hahaha, u can crush a watermelow open between ur thighs?? Omg thats so cool- !! 😃
Links, internally (-wind): omfTRIPLEGODDESSES- DID U SEE THAT?? IT WASNT JUST ME RIGHT??? SO WE ALL LOWKEY WANNA,, RIGHT??? 🙊😶🙈😳😳😳(Making eye contact w/each other and communicating this silently, everyone going super red/turning away/ears twitching)
Wind makes you do like another 4 watermelons bc its genuinely so impressive to him (does he think its hilarious to watch the others get all embarassed? Hell yeah- what else are little brothers supposed to do??)
Okay but OG asker/Snack Eater DID NOT emphasize how insane a Muay Thai fighter in HaNH AU would go???
If u dont know, Muay Thai is DEADLY-DEADLY kinda martial arts, like it has been considered assault with a deadly weapon before i think/been banned a lot of other fighting places outside its country of origin? I think its Thailand?
Anyway Thailand is fucking crazy for not having a higher rate of murders acredited to this martial art, bc guys, they use Elbows and Knees in their moves.
Like. That's banned/outright no moves created/or at least taught, a lot of the time in other martial arts from diff places.
Like that kills people. So easily. 😃
Like, the Chain already knows ur deadly, but when u reveal (having done the Honorable/Give Them A Fair Chance Thing) and not used Elbows or Knees yet, only to get into the harder enemies like boss fights and suddenly get real close (!!! What are you doing Guide Back Up-!!)
And whip out an elbow, crack the motherfucker straight in the head, and watch the thing immediately flatline right before their eyes??
Its like seeing a biblically accurate angel descend.
Like their in awe, but also scared? But its also like feeding into the awe?? Jaws have dropped.
U tell them that Elbows and Knees are even banned back home, and every single Link is like "Understandable. Obviously. But also, oh my goddess?? A move even the Humans banned?? Bc its so deadly???"
Wind: "..."
Wind: "...hey. Can you kill Gods? ...Can you kill Ganon?"
(The entire Chain goes silent in shock before exploding into Exsistential Crisis Mode, it takes Time/Wars like 5 minutes to recover from this information/experience enough to get up and calm everyone down lmao)
ALSO???
On a completely diff note-
Shorted Links, Taller Guide Reader my beloved?? <<<3333
Oh i def been leaning towards some Links are taller bc i think the imagery of you picking them up easily is funny (what can i say I live to embarass/try and fluster Time/Twi)
But you being taller?? Sign me tf up babe I have NOTHING against that, and am ALL for it????
Like u go thru a triangle portal/wake up from playing Loz and the Links are all shorter than you?? blessings rain down upon us like????
Twi/Time/Wars (who i headcanon as the tallest Links, in that order, along with Sky when he stops slouching lol)
And for Twilight to just be forehead kissing height?!
(He might've realized he's got a thing for lowkey feeling like worshipping ppl taller than him, bc other than the few humans who did live in Ordon, he was the tallest Hylian)
Time adores looking up at you, like u swear you saw his ears flapping a little
Wars is just,, 😀😳👉👈🥺 h-hey
Like flirting is infinitely harder when theyre a head taller than you, the poor Captain has found
(Yknow bc im personally 5"3, or abt 160cm, i think itd be even funnier if no matter what height you are, ur still taller than the tallest Hylians LMAO, Four our here actually being 3-4 ft tall like hobbits lol)
Omg (i know, i PROMISE, i KNOW) that its not canon at all, but i think itd be funny if the hylians most common hair color was blonde/most common eyecolor was blue/green,
And its rarer for ppl to have brown eyes/dark hair
Like the opposite of a lot of American beauty standards, ur seen at the Y/N, the main character for having darker features
(Lowkey inlcuding skin tone bc, and this is canon, have u seen the skin tone diversity historically for Loz games lmao 😅)
Ok im done sorry for rambling
Thanks again for this!!
___ TW: Hurricane Helene talk below ____
Fair Warning: I WILL NOT be tolerating any condescending/hateful or otherwise negative responses about the effects of Hurricane Helene.
People have died. Myself/my friends/my family/my coworkers have been affected. Be respectful.
You will be blocked/possibly reported for hate speech.
This was like Hurricane Katrina for us, because these areas were NOT prepared for hurricanes.
Those most affected are Mountain communities, we're supposed to have more mild weather, and the last time this happened according to older locals was decades ago, if then.
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Hey!! If u read my tags of my last reblog, im doing better, we got back to town and realized our powers back on, and then the next day luckily our water was back on too
(its not drinkable but at least we can flush the toliet/shower 😭)
Luckily too by this point the water distribution/rescue crews are here,
DUDE. We were/are so fucked Biden came to look at us 😃
Im personally still on the lookout for missing ppl (my coworker has missing family in the town nearby and in telling my friend over there to spread the word)
And cellular service is back up, but they may jut be bc they brought in temporary towers/Tmobile is giving out free service for everyone too
Its slow going still, all these developments are taking days to achieve if u cant tell
And no pressure, esp if u dont have the spare money,
But if you could donate to help my city/the cities nearby who are still very isolated bc theyre smaller, along with helping our homeless people who no doubt are worse off, thatd mean to world to me/all of us!! <3
Here's some links for that, even if its just tip money/money for a coffee, anything helps!
https://pay.payitgov.com/ncdonations
https://crowdfund.charlotte.edu/project/44126
https://www.chabadasheville.org/templates/section_cdo/aid/6606696/jewish/Hurricane-Helene-Relief.htm
Thanks for reading, and blessed be those still in need of rescue, from human to animals, and to those who have passed.
May those you left behind find peace.
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Peact out,
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all joker clowns thinks the same isn’t it ? 😭 I think the same too. And like they did with ms announcement in Jeju they’ll say it like it’s a normal Tuesday for them…
I’m waiting for that day so I can distribute sweets on my neighborhood 🤡🙌🏻
I honestly couldn't tell if you're hating or not, which is why I'm replying to this. I'm so confused 😂 i mean, u said clowns so ig you're an anti? I decided not to be replying to antis anymore but I'm not sure what you are so....
Yes.
This is exactly what is going to happen. They've done it before. They lived together for years and didn't bother to hide it. And yet people still called them bros. So yeah, they will do it again after MS and you will still be here idiotically laughing coz "they said it like it was a normal Tuesday."
Maybe they said it so casually because it was??? I'm sure when they first heard about it they cried and celebrated and had one of the happiest fucks of their lives. It was already in their system by the time they were discussing it on the show so yeah, they talked about it like it was no big deal. Because the big deal reaction had already happened in private with eo and their loved ones. We weren't privy to that and thats okay.
I will dumb it down for ya and give you an example. When I got married, for the next two weeks I was like "I'M MARRIED!?!?!?!" 🥰😄🥳😭😃😁👏🏽☺🤸🏽♀️🤸🏽♀️🤸🏽♀️🤸🏽♀️ Then after a month I was like "I'm married" ☺🥰😁
3 months in, while I'm still super happy to be married, I dont say it all cheery and loud and stuff. Its just like, "yeah, I'm married." 🤷🏽♀️😁
Sometimes its easier to give y'all the most simplest answer because you just can't think for yourselves. 🤧
In the words of Monk; here's what happened:
Military enlistment is mandatory. Inevitable. Its something that was always going to happen no matter what. Jikook knew this... had accepted this... were prepared for this. They'd have to go almost 2 years without seeing eo... (if their breaks didn't allign) without spending quality time together. They were aware of this and had accepted it. It was unfortunate... and sad... but it was the reality and there was nothing they could do about it.
But then... BUT THENNNN there was talk about exemption and oh shit! There was hope.
That maybe... just maybe, BTS would be exempted and they wouldn't have to do this thing that they really didn't wanna do. That Jikook wouldn't have to be separated at all like they'd thought all these years. Like they'd mentally prepared for. They didn't want to... but they are only human and so they allowed themselves to hope.
.
.
Unfortunately, that did not end up happening and so they had to proceed as planned and serve just like everyone else. But here's the thing, hope had occurred. Hope is awful. Just awful. Because now Jikook had to accept reality all over again.
But you know what? They tried. They did their best. They accepted it was happening. For 18 months, they would serve separately, it would soon be over and they would be reunited. It wouldn't be easy, but they didn't have a choice.
But here's the thing, that ugly thing, hope? JK had felt it and now he couldn't... he couldn't. He just, simply, couldn't. The idea of going without Jimin for 2 years was just too much. He can't even go without Jimin for a day how was he going to do that for almost 2 freaking years??? It just... it wasn't... no. Just, no. Absolutely fucking not.
Jimin saw this and couldn't let his Jungkook go on like this. There is nothing he hates more in this world than to see JK unhappy and thus the idea of enlisting together was born.
But- but- they knew better this time than to hope. They couldn't. They couldn't hope. Not just yet.
(Thanks @chicknbunny13 😘 )
(JK didn't need reminding they were enlisting. If this was in Jeju where they already knew their request had been approved, JK wouldn't have playfully swatted at Jimin 😂) imo anyway.
Where were we? Right. Hope was threatening to rear its ugly head but they weren't gonna do it. Not this time. So months go by... fingers crossed until they finally get the good news!!!
They were ecstatic, of course. Over the fucking moon. And this part you Jikook anti anon and all of us didn't get to see it. We didn't see them get the good news. We didn't see them cry in happiness. We didn't see them tell the members and their families. We didn't see the celebratory love making 😔😪 we missed all of it. But guess what? It happened.
And they talked about it many times after that. And we just so happened to catch one of the times they talked about it casually on camera. It seems to me like you expected them to make a big deal about it. But your dumb ass didn't stop to wonder why they would when they'd already known about it before hand???
Sit down anon. Stupidity doesn't look good on anyone.
#ask shaz#bts ask#the fuckery#jikook antis#jikook#kookmin#minkook#jimin and jungkook#jikook is real#if jikook isn't real then neither I'm i#jikook theory#jikook theories
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So...as someone asked if i could do a part 2 of my favorite piarles moments and i said yes...here we go ig. 😅 (here is part 1)
2017 mini interview with ted kravitz...they are babies here omg, with adorable accents, talking about wanting to be like Kimi or Lewis...practicing their autographs...🥹🥹
Pierre supporting Charles at the Prema pitwall, in his first F2 race after his father's death. Their friendship is soso special, even when you take away all the shippy aspects of it. They genuinely care about each other and the love is always there. 💗
In the same way, they were there for one another in 2019 when Anthoine passed away, comforting each other in the ferrari motorhome...Pierre asking Charles to win for their friend (as Pierre no longer had the machinery to do so). And Charles has done it. 🫶
2019 secret santa!! Charles has gifted Pierre a team radio recording of both screaming - Charles after his win in Spa, Pierre after his P2 at Interlagos. I just think its such a thoughtful and funny gift, and Pierre is such a cutie omg..."It's Charles, no? Makes sense now, everything makes sense. Me and Charles are basically saying the same thing...well that's not the first time! 😃" (sir, pls elaborate??)
Them almost arriving late to one of the FPs in Brazil 2022 because of...traffic. Yes. Sure. 😌😌 look at these idiots (affectionate):
A video interview with Pierre in 2021 where one of the questions was "choose one driver to take on a desert island"... ofc he chose Charles and his reasoning is fascinating to me. "He's the one I have the most fun with...he's the one I know the longest, and I know we will not argue...thats important to me."
Piarles asking some passengers on a late-night flight to move so that they could sit together PLS. thats just too cute.
Whatever was going on in Monza 2019...as someone said, if you look up carnal desire in the dictionary, they'd show you this:
Matching outfits in the eras tour (which could mean nothing!!):
Monaco hug in 2024. All. Time. The way Charles' smile becomes brighter when he sees its Pierre...Pierre's huuuge grin...him calling Charles the prince of Monaco later on in his own interview aksjfjdks all the feels!!
Monaco tennis date 2023...they looked sooo good and relaxed, having fun...🥹🫶
I could go on and on, but then this post would be never-ending 😅 so i'm gonna stop here...and everyone is more than welcome to share their favorite piarles moments with me via dm or an ask, i'm curious! 🥰
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A few months back, I asked if it was okay to write using Clora and Seb. Finished the work - thought I'd lost it on my hard drive and a virus scan located it.
Not sure if it's sad or happy, but the basic premise of it is Clora getting frustrated/upset at Sebastian and Sebastian comforting her, Sebastian getting upset at a predicament Clora's in and Clora comforting him, and them both getting frustrated/upset and having to comfort each other.
If you'd rather I didn't post it, that's fine too, but just wanted to test the waters and double check that you'd be okay with it if I gifted it to you via AO3, or see if you wanted a sneak peak of it before posting it.
OMG im so happy you were able to find it and recover the work you did!!😭��� AND YES OF COURSE YOU CAN POST IT AAA I CANT WAIT TO READ IT!! you can DM it to me first if you want, but i also dont mind if you post it straight away on ao3!! IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT SM AAARGHHHA💖💖💖IT SOUNDS ANGSTY WE LOVE THE HURT/COMFORT I HOPE MY HEART CAN HANDLE IT🥺💖💖TY AGAIN FOR USING CLORA AND SEB AND TAKING THE TIME TO WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT THEM😭
@sunshine-goblin AAA THANK YOU!!! im honoured its your fav fanfic AND ALSO THE LONGEST YOUVE READ BAHAHAA fr, when you say its as long as four books in lotr it rly makes me realize how insane i am😃👍 aw IM GLAD I COULD INSPIRE YOU TO DRAW MORE AND WRITE AS WELL😭 I was curious so i creeped you and everyone go look at their HL blog @sunshines-legacy your MC is so cute and so is your art🥹💖 as for tips on writing a longfic and brainstorming and motivation and stuff, my motivation was my brainrot and unhappiness with the canon story/ending LMAOO, and looking at the story of the game and playing around with what i was unhappy with/what i WISHED could have happened instead, was a lot easier than just coming up with plotlines from scratch. but something i highly recommend is just OUTLINING and making a timeline, one of my fav parts of writing was just putting on some cafe ambience in the background and doing stream of conscious type word documents where id just barf ideas and then worry about making it pretty later....like look at how many versions of the same chapter i have BAHAHA or like different renditions bc i couldnt decide if id wanna keep a scene/what order, so id make a timeline and keep smoothing things out until i was happy with it and whatnot
brainstorming is defs my fav part of the process and the most helpful part to me. just getting a blank document and writing stuff you want to happen without worrying about how it connects to the story, and then a lot of the times as i was doing that id just keep going and it would kinda tie itself together/id come up with a solution as i was writing / once the ideas kept flowing. so basically : TIMELINES AND OUTLINES I VERY MUCH RECOMMEND, but very low pressure and barebones ones. for example, this is what my outlines/brainstorming look like
its honestly just me talking to myself LMAO, and a lot of the time ill interject and be like "OH YEAH AND THEN THIS CAN HAPPEN" as the ideas come while im writing BAHAHA. its a super fun process and honestly nothing feels better than just getting hit with that flash of inspo, and since its all very low effort theres no pressure to actually write well and its just a chill fun time AND GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR OWN PROCESS / WRITING💖💖💖it can be difficult but HOPE U HAVE FUN TOO💖💖
@a-little-lysdexic WAIT REALLY?? LMFAOO OMG THATS CRAZY....SAME BRAIN...🤝🤝...that would trip me up so much if i were you omg BAHHAHA but aside from having similar tastes in names, IM GLAD YOU LIKE MY ART AS WELL, TYY💖💖💖
THANK YOUUU im glad you're liking it!!! and that its taking over your life BAHAHA💖💖 the video you're thinking of was by @silverxstardust for chapter 13 of my fic, and you can watch the video here! (AND TY AGAIN TO SILVERXSTARDUST FOR DOING THIS!)
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#ask#yapped so much#IM SO EXCITED TO READ YOUR FIC ANON U DONT UNDERSTANDDD#also for anyone interested in updates on my living situation i am currently in a dingy and sketchy af motel#but we went to a viewing for a place yesterday and we loved it so we just paid the deposit immediatley and started filling out the forms#we paid the deposit to put us on top but its still not confirmed whether we have it but I HOPE SO GAHH ITS THE PERFECT PLACE#and the perfect location we dont drive and theres literally a grocery store right outside#we wouldnt be able to move in till october 1st tho so all my stuff will just stay with uhaul and im going back to my moms on tuesday#I NEED MY MOMMYYYYYY ive been eating like such trash LMFAO#and between hopping between hotels and airbnbs and taking ubers to our viewings#me and my roommate have spent like the equivalent of 1 months rent just in the span of like a week#feelsbadman#we dont think about that tho tralalalaala#now that we have a place i can relax and stop apartment hunting and start drawing and writing again woo
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I hear sbg x reader 🤭🤭🤭???
Hear me out reader that's like pinkie pie from MLP 😃 I mean girl is more crazy and INSAIN then AIDEN like girl is the definition of crazyiness 😨
If you can do that that's awesome if you can't I get it it's a bit hard now that school started!
That's all bye!
By ohmydearesthowiluvu72 ★
Hello hello!! I honestly love this concept of the Reader, also im not sure if you wanted a story or a head cannon type of writing, but I’ll be more than happy to do this! Please enjoy! 🌷🧸💕
The definition of smiles
A SBG x Reader concept
Okay so, this woman is CRAZY.
Like im talking batshit crazy
One sleepover at Aiden’s house had occurred and when Ben was the first to wake up
All he sees was her sleeping with her EYES OPEN??
Or another time, they were all in Aiden’s pool and Mrs. Girl over here, JUMPED OFF FROM THE ROOF AND BELLY FLOPPED ONTO THE WATER
It’s even worse in the Phantom world
Taylor and Ben had to stop her from eating a phantom.
“Y/N! Drop it!”
“But—“
“Put that thing away from your mouth!”
She also has no sense of spacial awareness in the phantom world
Like she does, but just not for the phantoms
“Y/N!! STOP USING THE CHAINSAW, YOU’RE ATTRACTING MORE PHANTOMS!”
“Aw thanks!”
“I SAID ATTRACTING, NOT ATTRACTIVE”
“Thats the same thing”
Just like pinkie pie, this woman can pop up out of no where
Did this once in the phantom world, never again.
(Tyler had swung an axe at her, thinking it was a phantom)
(Luckily she dodged)
She also comes up with the craziest of plans like using the car to run over phantoms while Logan can use the chainsaw from above the car, slashing them, and if they dont agree with her plans
She ends up finding a way to make them come true
She and Aiden love to challenge each other
But it always end up with Reader winning
(And ben patching them up after some crazy stunt)
Tyler also finds it incredibly annoying
Like wdym i have to watch over Aiden and Reader!?
He cant keep up with Aiden, how can you expect him to keep up with someone more insane?
Also yknow that chapter when Ashlyn cut off her hair?
This mf (reader) tied it up into a jump rope
And surprisingly it works.
I think that whenever Reader is actually calm, she would go to Logan or Taylor
They would be talking about how the Reader had gotten their scars, Reader could be pointing at one scar from their arm and telling them the story on how they got it
“Oh! This scar, I had gotten when I trapped a bear in my room for a week!”
“You what”
I also feel like since Reader is insane, she did crazy stuff when she was younger, resulting in her being/getting hurt
Now that she’s grown up, she probably doesn’t even react to a bone sticking out of their arm
“You have a knife in your shoulder!”
“Oh would you look at that”
But in the end, they enjoy their daily dose of Reader and their antics
Thank you! ^^
-K.T.
#sbg x reader#ashlyn sbg#aiden sbg#sbg#sbg (webtoon)#logan sbg#sbg tyler#sbg ben#school bus graveyard#school bus graveyard x reader#sbgxreader#pinkie pie#sbg taylor#sbg fandom#x reader#aiden x reader#tyler x reader#ashlyn banner#ashlyn x reader#tyler hernandez#taylor hernandez#ben clark#logan x reader#logan fields#fanfic#webtoon
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zb1 as roommates💭..💡☝️😃
⸻ zerobaseone as roommates
# genre … hmm is it considered fluff idk, just some thoughts on how i think zb1 would be as roommates :p
# note … omg first request !!! thank u so much <3 the combination of emojis kinda made me laugh for some reason lol. anyways i hope u enjoy anon !!! <3
── 彡 [한빈] HANBIN
Very very caring roommate. Don’t ever worry when you’re sick cause he’s got you !!! He’s getting u medicine on his way home and he calls his mom for a good soup recipe.
Would have a bit of hard time with letting you know if something is bothering him. Like say there’s dishes piling up in the sink because of you he’d have to retreat to his room and really think it over and over about how he’s gonna tell you it’s bothering him as to not make you feel bad about it.
── 彡 [지웅] JIWOONG
Clingy roommate, but not in an annoying way. He just likes to do the mundane house tasks together. Like yes he could eat dinner whenever he wants but he’d rather wait till you get home and make a fun evening out of cooking together.
Yes he could also just tell you what he needs from the grocery store since you’re already going but give him a few minutes cause he’s getting ready to come with you just to follow behind you with the shopping cart (he also does not correct the older lady who said you guys are such a cute couple).
── 彡 [장하오] ZHANGHAO
Roommates with benefits and no not in that way. More in a way of whenever the other person needs help with something there’s no questions asked and you guys help each other out. Guy won’t stop bothering you? Hao is now your pretend boyfriend. He needs a plus one to a wedding so his family will stop asking weird invasive love life questions? You are wedding guest dress shopping together the next day.
It might seem slightly transactional to other people but it’s really not. You guys just enjoy each other’s company and get along very well. You guys are there for each other when needed. The both of you know that when it comes down to it the other has your back (basically besties but both of you think the other has other friends they prefer when thats not the case lol).
── 彡 [매튜] MATTHEW
Friendliest roommate ever. Would deffo invite you out with his friends if he sees you sitting at home on the weekend without any plans. I feel like he would make a very convincing case on why you should go out if you’re hesitant.
Definitely would not pressure you at all though if you don’t feel like it and even stays home with you from time to time cause he can also appreciate a night in where its just the two of you playing games.
── 彡 [태래] TAERAE
Real roommate, exactly what it says. He keeps it real with you and doesn’t really sugarcoat things. It took you a bit of time to get used to but you realized it was exactly what you needed sometimes.
The perfect guy to go to for some free therapy. Cause while he’s very encouraging and caring he will never lie to you. If he thinks that something isn’t right for you he will tell you to your face. Especially great for if you’re an overthinker and just need someone to snap you out of it.
If his normal approach doesn’t work though he doesn’t mind just sitting there and being a listening ear for you as well as being a great distraction for if you just don’t wanna think at all lol.
── 彡 [리키] RICKY
Bestie roommate !!! I feel like he would be a little slow with warming up to you but once he does he would give you the shirt off his back. And you would do the same for him of course. Whenever you need him he is there and when he needs you you’re there for him. The most loyal friend in my humble opinion !!!
Whenever there’s a new restaurant or cafe you wanna try he’s the first person you think of asking and when he needs opinions on a new clothing item he immediately texts you a picture to ask your opinion (if you’re not already there in the store with him which is more likely).
── 彡 [규빈] GYUVIN
Brother type of roommate more specifically annoying little brother. Like he LOVES to come into your room and just stand there. If you have guy friends over he 100% tries to make it as awkward as possible.
Don’t get me wrong though, he might be annoying sometimes but he also really cares about you and is actually quite protective of you. If you’re out late at night he will offer to come pick you up and walk home with you.
── 彡 [건욱] GUNWOOK
Literally the perfect roommate, not only in the fact that living with him is very easy as he keeps the common area clean and is generally just a great roommate. But he also just seems perfect? It just seems like he has his life together. He’s on top of his studies, he meal preps and works out whenever he has time and has a well thought out plan for the future.
While this might be a bit intimidating in the beginning you’ll quickly learn that his positive attitude and his organized and proactive lifestyle is quite infectious. He makes you want to better yourself and he is more than happy to help you with this. From time to time though you guys reverse the roles and you help him let loose a little telling him that he’s doing great and he’s allowed to live a little more recklessly and do what makes him truly happy.
── 彡 [유진] YUJIN
Ghost roommate, at the beginning of you guys living together you barely noticed he was there. Though whenever u knocked on his door to ask for help with something he’d be ready in a second. You need help lifting boxes? He’s there.
As the months pass by he shows more of himself and his personality which grow to be very fond of. Hes just a silly little guy ! Hes so funny without realizing it and gets a bit embarrassed when you’re laughing at something he did (when he didnt even mean to be funny) but you quickly reassure him that you’re not laughing at him but with him. Just an overall joy to be around.
#zb1#zerobaseone#sung hanbin#hanbin#kim jiwoong#jiwoong#zhang hao#seok matthew#matthew#kim taerae#taerae#ricky#shen ricky#kim gyuvin#gyuvin#park gunwook#gunwook#han yujin#yujin#zb1 fluff#zerobaseone fluff#zb1 fanfic#zerobaseone fanfic#zb1 scenarios#zerobaseone scenarios#zb1 drabbles
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Can I request an sbg x fem reader one-shot who has the powers of winter from aespa's new Supernova mv in the phantom world, but the drawback is that she gets sick and vomits blood + she has lucky girl syndrome (which means she's lucky asf)
SBG x READER THATS LIKE WINTER
One shots are like hcs right? I’m sorry I’m a bit slow. Also I’m feeling a lot better so I will open my request back up after I finish the other two I have.
-ASHYLN-
Let’s just say that your powers were discovered in the phantom dimension during a near death/stressful situation. Ashlyn honestly would be to focus on the phantom to notice that your literally floating! Until she reaches back for what should be your arm, but instead grabs your ankle.
She’d pause for a moment then hesitantly take her eyes off the phantom to you who’s most likely freaking out because your like 5 feet off the ground, like hello gravity aren’t you suppose to be doing something? Tries not to freak out as well and actually manages to do a pretty decent job.
You all manage to get back to the base and unfortunately you still haven’t found a way back to the ground. Let’s say it took the group about ten minutes to make it back to the base and that’s when the drawbacks kick in. She quite literally freaked out and I mean freaked out when you suddenly dropped to the ground and flip around to puke up some blood. She would bring you to Ben and have him look after you as he is the more medical one of the group. Though she does check on you as often as she can.
Ashlyn’s quite observant so she’d probably notice your luckiness quite quickly. She would be quite hesitant to use it as an advantage for the group until on a mission a phantom went for her and you, but with you being a lucky girl end up managing to save both of your asses.
She’d still not want to use it to the groups advantage until stuff like this happens multiple times. Though she’ll only do it with your permission.
-AIDEN-
This probably just randomly happened one night in the phantom dimension. Aiden probably hid somewhere and scared the fuck of out of you. You ended up screaming and jumping back, but oh.. your feet didn’t land back on the ground after they left it. He’d probably wouldn’t notice at first because of him laughing his ass off, but when you sound like your panicking still he’ll look up and just pause and look at you like this ‘😃’ .
He’s confused as fuck but also thinks it’s cool as fuck that you literally denied gravity. After you continue freaking out for a bit he finally snaps out of it and helps pull you down to the ground.
Only for you to collapse into his arms and a moment later snap your head to the side to throw up some blood. Though yes he ended up jolting back and holding you more away and to the side of him cause ew. He is concerned like really concerned. He'd quickly bring you to ben and stay by your side the whole time.
Okay let's be for real here, Aiden isn't like dumb, but he also isn't smart. Speaking of which there's a huge chance he didn't notice your luckiest until someone in the group points it out and he'd say something like 'oooooh... she is pretty lucky isn't she?'
He'd end up paying more attention and notice that his tricks end up going a lot better when you do them with him. Then he begs you all the time to do crazy shit with him.
-BEN-
When Ben first sees you randomly start floating in the air looking confused as fuck he ends up freaking out so bad that could rival Logan. He'd help you get back to the ground or catch you if you fall cause well it's Ben and he's kinda 6'0 and strong.
Got even more concerned when you suddenly coughed up some blood. He ends up bringing you somewhere safe and turns around for he swears a second, but turns around to you throwing up a lot of blood. Poor thing Almost died on the spot. Yall ended up going to some hospital and stealing some blood bags of your blood type cause like who's gonna stop you?
Is very against you using your powers really at all because of the consequences for using them to long. Though if you end up agreeing despite his warning he'll go with you or at least be close enough to keep an eye on you especially when Aiden drags you along to do stupid shit.
Now Ben with his quiet personality is more of an observer so I feel like he'd notice your luck girl syndrome pretty quickly as he started to notice all of Aidens crazy tricks don't end as bad as they should when your around.
He'd probably always be dragging you away from Aidens reckless ideas that he tries to get you involved in like carrying him while floating and floating as high as you can or even knowing Aiden fish for phantoms.
-LOGAN-
Okay we’re gonna say this happened when the group was getting the car. You had noticed the phantom before it grab Ashlyn and managed to shove her out of the way getting taken by the phantom instead. Logan almost had a heart attack when he saw you being dragged by a phantom on a roof.
Poor thing was even more hesitant to shoot the phantom. He was trying to choose when you suddenly manage to get out of Logan’s view just enough for him to shoot the phantom. Though when he checked if you were okay he saw you fall over the edge of the roof. He thought you were gonna hit the ground but instead you end up.. floating in the air?
When you and the others all make it back safe and sound.. for the most part. Your being rushed over to the medical supplies because of you puking up blood. You thought Logan was freaking out before he’s really freaking out now. He’ll stay by your side the whole time and help you with every little thing you ask him to or he thinks he needs to.
Logan would be completely against you using your powers for a long while. Though he’ll eventually warm up to you using them when you have more control over them, but he’ll still worry a bunch.
As for you being oddly lucky, Logan always noticed that you were quite lucky, but he never thought much about it. Until he noticed that literally everything went better with you around.
-TAYLOR-
Honestly starting freaking out a lot more than you when you just randomly start floating out of thin air. Your just there trying to figure how the fuck your floating and trying to get down to the ground while she’s there literally panicking trying to get you down. You end up using them for to long and fall. She does catch you, but you both go down because of that.
You’d both stare at each other for a second while she makes sure your okay then y’all would both just start laughing. Until you end up snapping your head to the side and spitting up blood. Now she’s all concerned again and immediately trying to comfort you.
While your still trying to figure out your powers I feel like Taylor would stay close to you in case you hurt yourself or use them for to long, but after you end up getting better control of them she’ll leave to yourself. Though she’ll still check on you and make sure your okay.
Okay Taylor’s not dumb for sure, but she’s kind of an airhead sometimes. So I feel like she wouldn’t notice that your oddly lucky as she wouldn’t even really pay attention to it.
Taylor probably ends up finding out because someone mentions it and then she really starts to think about and she’ll be like “Y/N is really lucky..”
-TYLER-
Tyler would be one of the first people to notice you just floating around one night in the phantom dimension and give you that exact look he gave Aiden. Though he’s just confused and shocked as fuck, also a bit concerned cause what if you fall and hurt yourself?
He’d grumble about you somehow always getting yourself into stupid shit, but does help you get to solid ground. He actually relieved that your back on the ground though.
Tyler gets really worried the moment you start to spit up blood though and is immediately helping you out. He’ll probably immediately bring you over to the medical supplies and have the others get Ben while he waits there with you. He refuses to leave your side for more then a minute after that.
As for your strange amount of luck he’s either the first person to notice or the second. He’d see it as a type of advantage for the group and probably tries to have at least you and Taylor paired up a lot so things at least go fine for her.
Now Tyler 100% has to stop your dumbass respectfully from doing stupid shit with Aiden or at least stop Aiden from dragging you into stupid shit.
#sbg (webtoon)#sbg x reader#school bus graveyard#sbg#sbg ashlyn#sbg aiden#sbg logan#taylor sbg#sbg tyler#sbg taylor#sbg ben#ashlyn sbg#aiden sbg#logan sbg#enzo0125#school bus graveyard taylor#school bus graveyard tyler#school bus graveyard logan#school bus graveyard aiden#school bus graveyard ashlyn#school bus graveyard ben
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it's that time of the month again guys!
Malevolent part 47 The Hand live notes!!!
AMAZON AD👹 ANOTHER AD ANOTHER AD ANOTHER AD CAN WE JUST START THE EPISODE
FINALLY!!! um whats happening
are their asses still wandering aimlessly
six hours bruh 💀
a cage :/???
a what
a crime! no doubt!🤓
HAHA HE HAS THE PLAGUE i said yesterday That man probably has every disease by now
hes gonna die so bad guys hes a sick victorian child
ohhh john please carry me to the garden so i may see- um Hear the flowers one last time🤒
his sickness😟 i cant believe our actions have consequences
theyre ganging up on yorick😭
HAHA hes fine Physically me asf
"indescribable horrors" that doesnt stop john from describing every horror in immense detail
"we both have" im sorry john did you get stabbed like eight times🙄 this aint about you
💀he folded💀
HAHA so he wasnt lying damn😭 I KNEW IT blud was so ready to kill more children
john defending his comfort character
😟Sold Your Soul😟
"i offered myself to it" gayass
this speech goes so hard actually
NEW MUSIC NEW MUSIC
omg it sounds more hopeful now :((
aw he thanked arthur :)
god damn it yorick🙄
WHAT does the corpse have the hand
i mean they did pinky promise
HIS EYE 😦😦
loose enough to pry with ur fingers😨
yorick is building frankensteins monster i fear
MALEVOLENCE MENTIONED NO WAY NO WAYYYYYY NORWAY IS THIS WHY THE SHOW IS NAMED THIS
can yorick lie is that a thing😟😟😟
come on arthur you were a boyscout u can climb this easily
"the pole is wood" just like mine haha🙏🙏🙏🙏
theyre gonna start a forest fire😶
just throw something at it guys idk
omg a pin‼️ throw something at it!!
"excellent hypothesis my king🤓" "JOHN👹" "right!!🤓"
THEYRE GONNA THROW A ROCK YEAAAAA💥💥💥💥
hows he gonna throw when hes blind
why is he so good at throwing wtf
i guess we cant stay here throwing rocks for the entire episode
ALEXANDER :333
EUHGHH😟😟😟😟😟
DONT THROW ROCKS AT BIRDS THATS HOW THE HORRORS HAPPEN
maybe alexander isnt evil n hes just trying to protect us idk🤕
"i was never much for athletics" we can tell
theres gotta be a theme this season and its gotta be Children or Childhood or something
"if they could see me now" mmmm
WHAT IS THAAATT HUHHH
😨😨😨😨
WHAT IS THATTTTTTT WHAGAAT
maybe its just a freaky bird
hes so good at falling down holes
WHAT HAHA WE CANT RN😭😭
😦ERM? YORICK???????
KELLIN MENTIONED big day for gay people 🙏🙏
so was yorick always evil orrrr coz he said My King instead of john and yorick has called him john before
guys i think alexander might be the Not Evil one here
hand of malevolence would go so hard as like a window decoration
ur telling me john knew what a Hand of Malevolence was and didnt link it to the dark world
NOOO DUMBASS
ummm 😟 whats all this then
YORICK :3333 HIIII :3
what 😀
"john" :3
HAHA what is going on bruh
OMG WHAGT 😃😃😃 thats banger
"thank you i think"
:(( aw alexander IS evil :((((((
she? 🤕
OHHH IS IT LILITH IS IT LILITH PLS LILITH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
lilith and kayne are having a custody battle over them funny as hell
OHHH she was in the portal
TEEHEE WE'RE HER FAVORITE :33
dont confront her i feel
but theyre BOTH terrible at lying🤕
they're cooked i fear
hes DYING😟😟😟😟😟😟
An Owl Being Strange
flies are insects darling
they finally appreciate yorick :)
john we dont have time for this omg
HAHA silly asf
they have a safeword now
harlan's really making us work for it like im gonna forget this if they dont point it out
the candle has been running out for hours fr
nooo :( r we approaching the ending
how do we still have like 15 minutes left
HAHA this is so funny theyre roleplaying
theyre yes-and'ing like theatre kids
i mean i bet she noticed yall were gone for a solid 15 minutes
so is the king in yellow just not a threat anymore like did we defeat him i forgot
are we in an alternate universe then
i know far too much!🤓☝️
arthur caught the decima virus i fear
STOP COUGHING im so worried
arthur needs his vaccines fr
is he gonna faint
"and if i am sick-" "you are😐"
OH the ring
hes really gonna go over there and spread his plague around 🙄
i feel like arthur wont even make it to the castle🤒
he coughs like a dad
"lean on me" maybe if you had a physical form😐
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
we just have to wing it i guess
its WHAT😨
what is going on man 😟
UM😦🤕
WHAAT THATS IT? wtf
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#john doe malevolent#malevolentpod#malevolent 47#arthur lester malevolent
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im Too lazy and frankly didnt write enough to warrant an entire retrospective about my writing year (also theres no way i could figure out an accurate word count including wips) but i do have some serious writing goals for 2025 which are
be weirder or at least more unabashed
attempt to be less of a perfectionist
finish one of the three longer cycling fics that i have been rotating lol . all 3 are very dear to me in the way that usually means they won't ever be written bc i want someone else to write it better than i could . BUT I WANT TO DO IT SO AT LEAST ONE OF THESE BETTER COME OUT
finish the stupid ass beast project for a diff fandom thats been sitting at 30k posted for ~7 months even though its ALMOST entirely written and has been since like spring 2023 not kidding 😃 its a fucking albatross atp but i refuse to give up on it completely because it is also so very dear to me.
write a cycling fic without mathieu van der poel. Maybe even more difficult than any of the aforementioned. but i want to expand my horizons. there are so many beautiful things in this world after all.
also i know i just said "get weirder" but i also want to write.... GASP....... less pwp 😭 somewhere in the last couple years i think i lost something of myself by turning to it so thoroughly. So I want to find some nonsexual ways to be weird as well. YAY
happy writing 2025 everyone.
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๑ Mina x black reader hcs ๑
I said I wanted to do this a long time ago so here I am ;3
MINA X BLACK READER IS SO ICONIC 💥💥
Your hair is like GOLD to Mina!
seriously she loves it!!
any type of curls you have—they’re just amazing!
and she could probably relate on some level considering she doesn’t have the worlds straight hair just sayin 🤭☺️
she helps you take care of it EVERY time
i hope you don’t mind physical touch because she always finds her way into your soft fluffy hair when your hairs’ in an afro
long or short doesn’t matter to her she loves your curls <3
she 100% knows or learns how to braid for you
and if not she takes you weekly to get it done
and you always look STUNNING
No matter your gender she will beg to put cute little bows in your hair
especially when your hairs’ in a Afro 💗💗
idk i feel like Afro is a favorite style for her
its just so fluffy and natural‼️😍
she’s your biggest fan/hype girl about your looks cuzzzz OOOO U FINE 😋😋
you culture/DANCINGGG!!
with Mina that’s so cool!!
like?! We all know she’s a dancer so y’all def be vibin together!!!!!
You teach her dances and she teaches you some
thats definitely a bonding thing between you two
even if you can’t dance she’ll teach you
(she taught ida, izuku and aoyama how don’t sit here and tell me she can’t teach you 🤨🤨)
cuz she’s a big dancer too!! (If you like to)
AAVE is easy for her to understand, like she catches on immediately
you two likely gossip around those who don’t understand using certain terms so they won’t know who your talking about 😊
you could be right in front of them and they’d think your talking about some YouTuber when you meant YouTube as in white 😭😭😃
LOL that’s too funny to think about 😂
your DRIPP 😍
she’s your biggest cheerleader abt your fits!!
Shopping every Saturday and Sunday?
shopping every Saturday and Sunday.
and a fashion show too!!
usually held in her dorm since it’s already giving ‘diva’ anyway
she helps you plan outfits WEEKS ahead because y’all bought so much clothes 🤪
now who’s money was it………..momo’s! :)
an honorable mention 💕
she finds your skin and features absolutely beautiful 😍💋💋
shes always randomly hyping you up and complimenting youuu>>
she likes booping your nose
and doing skin/hair care rountines (doesn’t matter your gender or if you want to she makes you 😘)
she can braid hair too!! (Did I mention that? Well I’m saying it again because she’s really good at it)
she loves to do it for you <3 😊😊
she has the patience to sit there and do/take down long styles too, like box braids or locs
she can also put in weave for you if you want 💋
she buys you all types of bonnets with cute/cool designs on them 💝
like your sleepover routine be FREE 💥 THERAPY 💥
you party and have fun, karaoke, pizza, ice cream, movies
(and yes you have time for all that bc it’s mostly on the weekend or after school)
then y’all shower and brush teeth
AND THENNNN
she oils your scalppp
does a skin care routine
she’ll braid up your hair if it’s fresh
and put your bonnet on too
She’s low key so…?! Big sisterly?!!
as a lover??
I just realized this wow 😗
ANYWAY I KNOW I’D SURE LOVE THAT IF SOMEONE DID THAT FOR ME
lucky you
(ahem- I mean treat her well she’s a keeper)
yussss she is 💃
Thats all folks! 🤓
#anime#anime and manga#luffyvace#anime headcanons#fluff headcanons#mina mha#mina#mina ashido#mha#mha x reader#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#bnha x reader#bnha mina#Mina x black reader#mha x you#mha x y/n#mha x gn!reader#mha x black reader#mha x black female reader#mha x black male reader#my hero academia x reader#my hero acedamia#my hero academia headcanons#boku no hero acedamia#x black male reader#x black reader#black reader#x reader
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Heyyyyyy babesssssssss I haven't seen you talking, you okay? Please be okay pooks, i'm actually concerned because usually when i visit your tumblr theres always a post and its been like, three days??? I hope you're doing good wherever you are! If not then thats bad, but we all have bad days and it'll come to pass soon even if its gonna be long long time. Pookie you better be okay i'm gonna cry ong- Grab your cat and cuddle babs<3 Point is, i'm checking in on you and i hope you're doing fine dandy😃 Hoping to see your amazing ahh self again xoxo
Lmao y’all are so damn paranoid something is gonna happen to me and it’s very sweet, but also gang sometimes I just don’t wanna be on Tumblr and answering asks isn’t #1 on my priorities list.
I’ve been going fucking BEAST MODE this week and written like three and a half whole chapters already, so yay me! But also I am now writing sad things, so poor me. But I also wrote a very sweet thing, so yay me again!
I also chopped all my hair off yesterday! I’m not in love with it yet, but it’s growing on me. I had been letting my hair grow out, it was the longest it’s been in actual years at the longest part, so now I’m missing like 4 inches off my underside and trying not to mourn not being able to braid it anymore. It was such a bitch to shower with and I know it was for the best, but I don’t think you ever kill the little girl who lived in your heart and wanted hair like a Disney princess you could put in elaborate styles, even when you stop being a girl yourself.
It’s like 3 and I’m real tired so I’m going to bed, but y’all can all rest assured I’m not dead or dying. Like really, if another person pleads for me not to die I’m gonna start suspecting you fucks know something I don’t. Gn babes, and stop worrying about lil’ ol’ me.
#sssbmty#one piece#one piece ocs#not temping the ao3 writers curse#I’m afraid of that thing but guys please#stop acting like I’m gonna drop dead 😅#look fuck that hair holds memories bullshit but also#I cried before cutting it#and I used to cut my hair like every three weeks#guess it hits different when your whacked out on period hormones and sleep deprivation
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