#thats a lot of tags geez

[chronophobica]

credit for the chart

[neon-cloud]

A nice summer evening!

[average-internet-nobody]

hey doc

[coridallasmultipass]

A thing I just thought now: "Oh, wow, it was less than 8 years? That's a really short time to know anyone before getting married."

The punchline is that I'm aromantic.

[itiswolfclaw]

here’s a collection of old art that i think kinda still holds up, since i wanted to post art but havent been drawing stuff for myself lately

i just now realized that all of these guys were my fursona at some point lol

[snowywolf1005]

@endism : SORRY THAT I REPLIED LATE BUTTT

How did y/n meet the cats, would they be clingy, cautious etc etc about it, maybe even what would they do when y/n invited someone in

Oh and, how will they react when y/n has to go to work? Thats all!! Ohmigosh i can't wait 😭😭😭🤭🤭🤭

@snowywolf1005 The straw hats pirates and the whitebeard pirates pls!

You got it!

The whitebeard pirate, um... there are a lot of crew, so I'll put Ace and marco if that okay.

"Aw, geez, it raining! Good thing I have my umbrella!" You said you just finished working at the vet. You walked holding some gift of basket, and you heard a meow, you turn to your left to see a small calico kitten, wearing a strawhat.

"Hey, kitty! Are you alone?" You said, picking the calico cat, then you saw the whole kitten running up to you. "Oh my goodness! Oh my gosh! We have a kitten problem!" You said.

You watch the kittens run around you, meowing, it look like they're cold and hungry. You can't just leave, so you decided to take all of them, there only 12 of them. So, you put them in them in the basket you have.

It was really hard to catch them, but you managed to catch them. "Okay! Let head home!" You said you finally made it back home. You let all cats out, and they started exploring around your house. You did bring some cat food and toys.

But you realize something you check what gender are they, you pick up one of the cat wearing a strawhat and the cat who is bicolor cat. And wearing an orango hat.

You check, "mhm, they're male. Well, let hope they don't all neutered," you put them down, and the bicolor cat wearing an orange hat just ran away. 'That wried...' You thought, but you ignore it and keep looking gender. It wasn't easy when all the cat just saw what you just did.

They started running and hiding, "What the!?" You said, so you captured them seeing their gender. "Okay, 2 female and 10 males." The cats were shaken what had just happened (by the way! You notice the cat have tag on their name)

"Oh! I forgot it dinner time!" You went to the kitchen to peared for dinner, some cat watch you cook.

One of them went to the cabinets, "No, luffy! You can't eat while I'm cooking, I'll do your food later." You grab luffy and put him on the ground with the rest of the cats. "Okay, done! Now it is time to feed the cat!" You grab out some cat tuna and place it in plates, two of them to share.

The cat ate really fast, "Aw geez, I should head back to bed." You went to your bedroom, some cats notices and follows you. Cat sanji saw you change your clothes and tries not to bleed his nose.

"Goodnight, kitty~" you said, shut your eyes, luffy jump to your bed and sleep next to you. The others join in too, marco sleep on your pillow.

THE NEXT DAY

You woke up, yawning. "The fuck!?" You yelled, when you saw cats sleeping on your bed. The cats jump when they hear you yell, you see Luffy on your lap, meowing of food, "Okay, luffy, I'll get you some food" you said, come out of bed and go to the kitchen.

"Here you go." You put the plates down, the cats came, you watch them eat. You drink some coffee, then you hear someone is knocking.

You check who it is, and it your friend, "Hey, (Y/N)! I bought some cake!" Said (F/N), but she leaned over. She saw that you had cats, and she gasped. "(Y/N)! You have cats! There are so many!" (F/N) sequel, you sigh.

You explained to your friend what just happened and what there name are, while the strawhat cat watched you two talking and luffy wants your attention cause last you pet him. So luffy come closer to get your attention, but you aren't paying attention.

Luffy meow, even the others want your attention. So they started climbing on you, "Um, (Y/N), ace is climbing on you," she said, trying not to laugh and almost take a picture.

You grab ace put on the ground, and Ace came and started licking on you. You shoo him away, but he couldn't stop there. After your friend.

"Oh! I forgot something! I brought you guys some gifts!" You show them some toys, and you brought meat plushy and luffy love it so much. They love it, and they love you too.

It wasn't until when you had to go work and they couldn't let you go. They just blocked the door, climbed on to you, and steal your car keys. So you have an idea, you lead them to your room, put more cat food or toys and run to the door.

When you come back from work, they climb on to you and give you kisses 💓💓💓💗💗💗💖💖💖💖.

[next-autopsy]

A/N: Well, hi there! Tipsy Birdie gets kinda philosophical, ponders life and such. I had so much fun writing this chapter so I hope y’all like it!

Lmk what you think x

Based on the actors portrayal/hbo show and written with no disrespect to the real life veterans. Also all images found on Pinterest.

TW: slight drunk behaviour, smoking..... i think thats it?

Tags: @malarkgirlypop, @panzershrike-pretz

Made of Glass

Chapter fifteen: Scorpion   

Stepping outside into the night air made goosebumps appear on Birdie’s skin. She quickly pulled her jacket onto her shoulders but didn’t push her arms into the sleeves, letting it hang down her back instead.  

As she began to walk, the woman checked her pockets but quickly realised she must’ve forgotten her pack of smokes behind. A vague memory of her handing over the cartoon to Toye and not getting them back played in her mind.   

She wondered if she should go back inside and wrestle them off her best friend, but he’d probably smoked them all already. She seriously doubted Toye would have saved even one cigarette so going back would be pointless. Besides, the fresh air was helping sober her up and she felt better for it.   

An idea tingled in the back of her mind, it felt like she was forgetting something, but she couldn’t for the life of her figure it out. Birdie shrugged off the niggling thought and stepped in the direction of her barracks. She was barely out of view of the celebration when she heard a voice.   

A voice that spoke to her. “Coldwell.”   

A voice that she was hoping not to hear tonight but had been plaguing her thoughts for weeks.  

The last time she had really talked to Joseph Liebgott had been one of the most uncomfortable nights of her life and she had done some pretty embarrassing things in her teen years, so that says a lot.   

“Lieb-” Her attempt at addressing him was thwarted by her own body, she had twisted around to look at him and her ankles gave way. Her body dipped forward and collided with the dirt ground beneath her.  

 ‘Smooth.’ She told herself. She just laid there, face down and hoped he would go away but her dreams were smashed when his shiny boots came into view. Birdie’s head panned upward; Liebgott was smirking at her. Of course, he was.   

“Have a good trip?”

God, she wanted to smack him, that stupid smirk he always had plastered on was particularly annoying tonight. Maybe it was the alcohol, but she began imagining ways to maim the man standing over her.  

“Geez, you hit your head or something?” Liebgott spoke up again and it was then that Birdie saw that extended hand, offered to her for who knows how long. She scoffed and slapped it away, pushing herself up and standing on her own.   

Which was a mistake as the sudden height change made her dizzy and she swayed on the spot, her arms instinctively flew out to balance herself and Joe grabbed onto her flailing limbs.   

“Woah-” The man had begun but Bernadette, filled with liquid courage interrupted him, “What do you want?” She rolled her eyes and tugged her arms away from him as if he had just insulted her mother and spit at her feet.

Joseph seemed to register her standoffish attitude and took a step back, hands raised in mock surrender.  

“I just thought you might want a smoke, that’s all.” Had he been watching her? Or reading her thoughts? Could he do that? Suddenly Birdie felt self-conscious, and her mind overflowed with every embarrassing thing she’d ever done which, in turn, caused her cheeks to flush and her vision dropped to the floor.  

“So.... did you want one?” He held out his pack for her. She was acting weird, and he couldn’t help but remember their last evening like this. He had walked around, taking the longer route back to his barracks that night so he could calm his rapid heartbeat and allow the pink tint to fade off his cheeks. He told himself it was because of the awkward energy between them, nothing more. Although, since that night he caught himself glancing over at her every time her face popped into his mind (which lately was an abnormal amount).  

He watched as Bernadette plucked a cigarette from him and placed it between her lips. She leaned closer to him, waiting for him to pull out his lighter and flick it on. He did just that, eyes fixated on her the entire time. The orange glow of the flame illuminated her face, showing him every tiny detail up close.   

“Thanks.” She told him, pulling away and breaking his trance. Bernadette hadn't noticed his intense gaze, instead her focus was on the night sky above them. She wanted to count every shining star and burn it into her memory. She took a minute to admire the night sky while she finished off the cigarette.

“You find anything up there?”  

“Mhm...” Birdie hummed dreamily, stargazing was always her favourite pastime, “Orion's belt... it’s my favourite constellation.” Her father would take her and her siblings out into the night, sometimes to check on their horses, sometimes just for fun but every time without fail he would point out a new star or cluster and tell them stories about the twinkling pictures high above them.  

“Where?” Joe asked her, surprising the woman. Birdie looked at him for a moment to gauge whether he was making fun of her. His eyes were searching upwards as if the belt would have an arrow pointing straight at it that he somehow missed. She deemed him sincere enough and pointed to the three stars that lined up and created the belt of Orion.  

“Riiight.... there. You see it?”  

“Uh... no?” Honestly, she could have been pointing anywhere, it all looked the same to him. He tried to inspect the general direction she had her hand aimed towards but nothing over there looked like a belt. Maybe it was metaphorical?  

And then he felt warm.

Bernadette had pushed her body right up against him, her face was touching his- cheek to cheek. She was impossibly close, and Joe could only focus on her arm that wrapped around him and pulled him closer or her torso that melted into his. He felt her soft breasts molding to the shape of his arm and had to reign in his thoughts.

Joe stared straight ahead, ignoring the physical touch between them. She was still pointing but this time he could actually see what she was pointing at.

“Look... see that?” Considering how -not far- apart they were, she whispered it. His eyes followed the extended index finger and at the end were three stars… was that it?  

“Mhm.” He was pretty sure they were looking at the same thing, maybe he would have asked her, but his voice was stuck in his throat.  

“That’s Orion’s belt.” She was still whispering, “And that’s his head.” Her hand aimed up slightly, “He’s got one arm up and he has a sword...”  

“A sword?” Finally, he spoke. Then instantly cringed at the sound of his own voice, it came out rough and gravelly like he hadn’t cleared his throat in years. Joe turned his neck so he could look at Birdie, the light of the stars shimmered in her eyes, and he was mesmerized.  

Bernadette felt him staring and adjusted her head, their eyes met and for a split second she recognised something. It was warm and familiar, something she wanted, yearned for, but as quickly as it came it was gone and Birdie found herself having the first coherent thought of the night: step away.  

“Yeah. And a shield.” She moved backwards from him, speaking in her normal tone now. Liebgott found himself missing the warmth and hoping she would come back and point more stars out to him, but she didn’t. Joe mentally shook that thought from his head. 

“So, he’s a warrior.” Joe deducted; he didn’t want to stew in the awkward silence like last time, so he willed himself to keep talking.   

“A hunter.” She corrected, “He bragged that he could kill any animal. And then one day a tiny scorpion snuck up on him and stung him.” Birdie was back to watching the night sky, “And he died.”  

“Jesus, that’s depressing.” 

“Why?” Her amber eyes jerked to his, curious for an answer. Bernadette’s father had explained his take of the meaning behind the tales that were passed down from generation to generation. Orion’s was about hubris and the importance of humility, even the greatest can fall. She had always imagined herself as the little scorpion, taking down giants.  

“A mighty hunter brought down by some little sting? How sad.” Liebgott voiced, deep in thought. The stars had captured his attention, he wanted to talk about them with her forever. Because the tales were so intriguing. That’s all.  

“I don’t think so...” She prompted, genuinely interested in his thought process. Birdie had never imagined Joe to be this... soft? Thoughtful? Whatever side of him he was showing to her, she decided she liked. This was a version of Joe she could be friends with, she wanted to be friends with.  

“Yeah?” He pulled his gaze from the starry darkness and focused on her. He too was curious to hear her take on it, a silly story about some guy dying had Joe fascinated.  

“It’s a cautionary tale. About pride and not letting it overtake you. No matter how great you are.”  

“Well from the scorpion's perspective, it’s about conquering your fears; no matter how big they are...”  Joe mused.

“Huh...” Maybe he actually could read minds? Bernadette smiled; her head tilted to one side as she pondered the complex man in front of her.  

“What?” He had no idea how thought-provoking he was, which only captivated her further.  

“You are.... not what I thought you were...” She murmured under her breath, so quiet he almost didn’t hear her, “You got a brain in there.” Birdie spoke louder, shaking her distractive thoughts and brushing off the weird connective feeling she was sure she was imagining. 

“Oh, Har. Har.” He too snapped out of the daze, ignoring the swoop of his stomach, “You doubted my intelligence? Come on Birdie, I’m the smartest man in the company!” Joe exaggerated, laughter in his tone, he starting walking and she fell in step with him, leading the way to her barracks.  

“You called me Birdie.”  

“What?” Of course, he had, that was her name.  

“You never call me Birdie... Always Coldwell.” The woman explained, noticing his quirked eyebrow, “Or woman, loser, annoying.... but never Birdie.” Said with a smile, tossing around the names in a joking manner.  

“What? Yes, I have.” His eyes rolled, she was being vexing on purpose, trying to wind him up but not out of anger or malice like usual. This was different, friendly. And he found himself enjoying this side of her.  

“When?” She queried. 

“Uh...well...” He scratched his head, thinking. He usually did call her Coldwell, but surely, he’d said Birdie at least once? 

“See! You can’t think of one time-” 

“That day...” He broke off her thought, “When those guys cornered you.” The southerner became silent, listening to his recount. “I was asking if you were okay, I said Birdie. You yelled at me and told me to ‘fuck off’ so I didn’t try to call you Birdie again.” 

“Oh... right.” Suddenly feeling sheepish, “About that, I-” 

“Don’t. I was a dick, don’t apologize.” Joe chuckled though there was no humour in his tone, he was serious. He felt like her should be the one apologizing to her, his comment was unnecessary, and she had every right to be pissed at him for it. 

“Yeah, you were a dick... but I shouldn’t have yelled at you.” She also laughed, if neither of them said the word 'sorry', it cancelled everything out and they were even. But she did want him to know she regretted it, just like he had let her know. 

The barracks came into view and the pair slowed down. Unlike last time when they were both trying to get away, this time neither wanted to leave.  

Birdie briefly wondered if he would go back to calling her names the next time they saw each other or if this meant that they were friends now. 

A/N: Aww! Aren’t they the sweetest? Are they friends now? Or will they fall back into their rivalry?

Btw the story of Orion is just what my dad used to tell me when I was a kid… idk if it’s very accurate

~ next-autopsy ~

Chapter sixteen

[the-flys-buzz]

dad. father. that..... thats not common. experiencing symptoms of bpd isnt a normal thing that people experience.

YOUR SON FLOPS ON YOU.

hiiiiii dad...... i left you alone for a day and i missed you so its time to bother you again.

//@the-flys-buzz (william is. incredibly clingy to his awesome dad💔💔💔💔)

“..h. Hello.!! How are you, kid.?”

[menacingmetal]

Mass Effect Trilogy Tag

tagging my pookies @nowandthane @xoshepard :3

I am a fan since: I guess since early highschool era so 2013? i had played a bit before then tho

Favourite game of the series?: ahhh i rly like all of them, i guess me2 bc i like the vibe and updates to the game, but i do rly appreciate me1!!

MShep or FShep?: I love both of em but i've played femshep more.

Earthborn, Colonist or Spacer?: Colonist baybee. love that added trauma

Biotics or Tech: biotics are so fun but i play tech more?

Paragon or Renegade: Renegade voice lines can be extremely hilarious and badass, but I cannot be mean to video game characters so paragon ^^;

Favourite Class: i've been playing engineer recently and thats fun, but I do like vanguard and sentinel

Favourite Companion: you know its Legion

Least favourite Companion: Don't really have any bc I love them all, might have to say Jacob just bc of how bioware wrote him, and hes mean to tali, garrus and thane... and the fact he can cheat on you??? But its not fair, its not his fault they made his character like that. He deserved better. :/ (and also Liara SORRY just mainly bc of how much she is shoved into everything)

My squad selection: I have a soft spot of garrus & tali since you can have them in every game! but otherwise I mostly pick whoever would be good on the mission...

Favourite In-game romance: Garrus is what got me into Mass Effect but I dunno, I enjoy a lot of them. Jack and Thane's are very sweet, i'm a bit partial to Miranda bc she's my fav girl. Oh of course how can I forget Samantha, i love hers a lot!! Probably between her and Garrus!

Other pairings I like: Oh geez we will be here forever if i list them. But also I like almost everyone together lol. some top picks are Joker x Edi, Miranda x Jack, Shepard x Wrex, and Shepard x Legion of course lol

Favourite NPC: Kirrahe, Aethyta, Shiala, that smoking salarian lol

Favourite Antagonist: hmm... Bioware really got em right out of the park with Saren and Sovereign

Favourite Mission: I dunno they can be fun but then some parts can be annoying, i was literally gonna say the below answers but they're loyalty specific lol

Favourite Loyalty Mission: Kasumi, Thane and Samara, I love undercover mystery spy stuff. Legion bc well I like to spend more time with them even though the result in that is painful

Favourite DLC: Citadel obviously lol, lair of the shadow broker is also pretty good

Control, Synthesis or Destroy: you're not bioware you can't make me choose. (I do like synthesis personally only bc I wish I were a robot.)

Favourite Weapon: assault rifles, kassa locust and carnifex my beloveds

Favourite Place: wahhh everywhere, I wish I could actually go and live on the Citadel DESPERATELY, Illium is pretty, Ilos is gorgeous and I love the atmosphere

A quote I like: "Show me yours tough guy, I bet mine's bigger" Hot and badass femshep line. Of course anything from Legion, especially "Do these units have a soul" (not does this unit have a soul.)

[spectacular-skywalker]

DWTS Season 33 EP 2 Commentary

ignore a lip gallagher fanfic that may have appeared in these tags i edited and posted the wrong draft. if you say that no you didnt

YAY NIGHT 2

love gene simmons. im excited for tonight. I love metal so this will be funnnn.

Already love the outfits and hair eek! Well not all the hair. Val and Gleb are killing me with those wigs. Stephen too, but his is more funny, the others are scary.

Danny is into this it looks like. And so am I! Oooo a paso. I think this will be good. Good for metal night too. Whitney slaying as usual too. Awww it was cute. Some balance and timing and the wardrobe mishap. But i thought it was entertaining and fun. AH OMG GENE. HES RIGHT THOUGH THEY ARE BOTH HOT (bi panic fr) Whitneys face omg

this is going to be so fun with gene. im thrilled yall.

Im glad everyone feels the same about reginald. YASSSSS that was honestly the best hes done. i mean correct me if im wrong but that made me very happy. YES lmao gene againnn hahaha. YES GENE HE DOES HAVE SOMETHING!! their friendship is the cutest and it makes me so happy. GENE NO WHY.

julianne those earrings are too big.

those clips are fun and i like when they do them. im convinced wed be friends if we met. SLAYYYYYYY

okay so that slapped. Brandons choreo really be popping off this season. that was so good. HALFWAY THROUGH?!?!? omg time flies.

oh thats what gleb said. well. you need to take the rose colored glasses off and level it up buddy. you are the only one who can take her up the leaderboard so stop drooling and dance. sorry that was lowkey aggressive. OKAY YALL literally the same as yesterday. too much opening dance and not enough dancing. that split was impressive. i think brooks did good but glebs choreo is lowkey not good. also i do think that this was the most fun and personality that brooks showed and i love that for her

YAS MARK RETURNS.

yay stephen! GEEZ HIS ARM MSUCLES. i do genuinely forget he a gymnast lord. HEOHOF STOP WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO HIM in the package. THAT WAS SO AWESOME LOVE THE POMMEL HORSE ACTION also his timing and musicality WAS SO MUCH BETTER OMG gene having no idea who stephen is, is absolutely hilarious. TEAM DANCE RETURN OMG. i think he deserved better. that was worthy of at least one 9 from like gene.

much better than last night. very happy about that. cant believe that he is the same height as daniella when he is on his knees like WOW. YES it was so much better. LMAO DEREK. he said goodbye.

Gene stop listening to Derek. dwight deserved better. im losing steam typing this.

i give these guys so much credit. it genuinely isnt easy to dance and with these guys physical shape. its awesome to see them put in so much effort.

LMAO OMG i cant believe julianne said that and the reaction the immediate NO had me screaming lmao.

sidenote i love leg day. its the best. 10/10 for energy and spirit. i love ilona. and i hate seeing her mess up. the lip scrunches to not cry. felt that in my soul. shes the most relatable celebrity ive ever seen and i actually love her so much for that. stop shes making me cry. because thats so real and i know she also doesnt want to be crying right now and i love her. fair scores and i love her.

ITALIAN MEN HAAH me too girl

MIND BLOWN BY THE KNEE WALKS WOW she killed that. her power is amazing.

oh gene. oh gene.

phaedras was just okay to me. but genes score was absolutely wild.

excited for joey. i like him a lot actually. also appreciate the hurricane shoutout because im a floridian being affected and this shit is no joke.

GO JOEYYYYY that was very good imo. do i know if it was all technically correct, i do not but that was fire. YAY IT WAS RLY GOOD ACCORDING TO DEREK. oh gene LMAO he said it all or nothing with the scores. also jennas dress is fire (no pun intended). YES SCORES YES also totally thought gene would give him a 10 sooo uh yeah

okay elimination. my predictions is eric and maybe phaedra. part of me want to say regi even though i love him but hes obviously at the bottom score wise. i do think regi should go next but i think hes getting a lot of people vote so im not sure he will. and then im thinking phaedra or maybe but it also may be very shocking.

ugh this part of so anxiety inducing. SHOCK HAPPY THOUGH FOR PHAEDRA also WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ILON ITS OBVIOSULY NOT HER OMG STOP PRODUDERS

i would bet 1 mil that its not ilona. okay i am sad bc i love reggie and both their spirits mean everything. however i do think it is right that they both went home. and im glad it was them together yknow.

thanks for lsitening im hope yall enjoyed - xox0

[caelumsnuff]

20 Questions for Fic Writers Game

Tagged by the wonderful sweetie that is @autisticempathydaemon. Thank you for the tag! Mwah!

Tagging @k9rage, @tepid-judas, and @nyssasorbit, and literally anyone else who wishes to play!

1 - How many works do you have on AO3?

15! which is. a lot mroe than i thought it was lol

2 - What's your total AO3 word count?

49,994. Don't let it decieve you though, a lot of that is from fics that i write several versions of for extra fun :3

3 - What fandoms do you write for?

Redacted Audio and Mo Dao Zu Shi (thus far :3)

4 - What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

5) And I Trust You (Redacted Audio fandom) 4) Thrill of the Chase (Redacted Audio fandom) 3) Grabbing at Clouds (Mo Dao Zu Shi fandom) 2) Kitty Gets His Milk (Mo Dao Zu Shi fandom) 1) You're The Sun in My Morning (Mo Dao Zu Shi fandom)

5 - Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Always! I feel if someone takes the time to write me a sweet comment, i should take the time to thank them. I will reward engagement with engagement. Plus id feel bad if i didnt thank them.

6 - What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

A Grotesque Perversion! I did almost bring myself to tears writing it, my beloved little baby man......

7 -What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

hmmmm probably You're The Sun in My Morning. That fic is ridiculously soft. Especially for something like somno kink LOL

8 - Do you get hate on fics?

Oh yeah baby!!! I sure do! Particularly for this fandom (Redacted Audio). After the onslaught of hate for my first pic, i decided this fandom has lost its privilege to have un-moderated comments on my fics. That has cut the messages down to almost zero tbh, but if i find a message funny enough i'd probably post it anyways lol.

9 - Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Yes!!! I absolutely love writing smut. Mostly emotionally meaningful kink and violent sex. I just love sex <3

10 - Do you write crossovers?

Not as of yet. If i did it'd probably be a crossover for some of my special interests.

11 - Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No, not that i know of.

12 - Have you ever had a fic translated?

No, but i would probably cry if someone liked my fic so much they wanted to translate it so more people can read it.

13 - Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I am currently doing a roleplay fic with one of my best friends for the MDZS fandom! It's far from being finish, and we'll have to edit it after we're done, but we'll be posting it after then!

14 - What's your all time favorite ship?

Geez....... they come and go, but right now i am so caught up on Vaelum, they are eating my brain on the daily.

15 - What's a WIP that you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

I doubt i will ever get past the planning stage of the David/Angel pet play fic. I have it roughly planned out, but i just dont think i'll ever be interested in the idea enough again to write it.

16 - What are your writing strengths?

Descriptions of emotions and sensations, i think. I feel like i can write a pretty eloquent descriptive sentence.

17 - What are your writing weaknesses?

hm. Flowing from one subject to another. I always have an abstract subject connected to a tangible scene in my mind thats perfectly connected and makes sense, but the moment i try to write it down, i feel like it sounds like absolute shit.

18 - Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I could not do this with any confidence, and i probably wouldn't to begin with. I'd probably just give some indication in fic that what they are saying, they are saying in a different language lol. There is a small possibility that i would if i had a friend who spoke a different language to help me with it, but thats still a hard maybe.

19 - First fandom you wrote for?

Redacted Audio!! My beloved And I Trust You

20 - Favorite fic you've written?

God..... I feel strongly about almost all my fics, so i don't think i could pick only one. I do really love Quinn's Favorite Toy and You Taste Like Love

[eponymoussquared]

15 questions tag

Guess who's active again? ...Probably not me, but I'm here for this anyway. Regardless, I'm answering a tag from..about a MONTH ago, geeze....well, whatever. Extra thanks to @dogmomwrites for the tag, despite me not being on very much-I really appreciate still getting the tags. These questions will be answered by Rabbi Yosef the Sheid from Sheidy Business. Tagging @mariahwritesstuff, @creating-with-words, @writernopal, and @violets-in-her-arms-writes.

Are you named after anyone?  The short answer is yes. The longer answer is yes, but I don't know who. "Yosef" is certaintly not a Sheid name-I was given it a long, long time ago in order to blend in. I was told it was a namesake of someone, but I have been unable to deduce who.

When was the last time you cried?  Hrmm....I believe it was roughly sixty-two lunar cycles ago, when his Majesty Ashmedai appointed me as the Minister of Human Affairs. They were tears of joy at being given such an honor at first, then tears of pain when I realized how much work the position entailed.

Do you have kids?  Heavens no. I haven't the energy for them.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?  I try to use it lightly. Wit is a tool that dulls if it is not used, but I find people misunderstand me frequently enough without me ironically obscuring the meaning. Although it seems obvious to me, it is not so to all, and my patience is stretched thin as it is.

What’s the first thing you notice about people?  The first thing I tend to take note of is how they react to questions. Some people answer directly, others speak only in implications, and some seem to puzzzle out their opinion in real time as they answer.

What’s your eye color?  Whatever I want it to be.

Scary movies or happy endings?  What is a...movie? Ah, yes, his Majesty has told me about those. I have not seen any.

Any special talents?  I'd assume the ability to remember centuries worth of tradition and law counts?

Where were you born?  ...The world was not so well mapped when I was born. It was a dessert-like place, that much I know, but its name is lost to me.

What are your hobbies?  Hobbies? I have no time for that. I study day and night-being the only expert on the laws of Sheidim in the world is not a job with many breaks.

Have you any pets?  I used to keep a tortoise who I had named something that I believe you would translate as "Small Island." He was my dearest companion for a time, but he died, as all pets do. As most species are even shorter-lived then he, I neglected to take a pet again.

What sports do you play/have played?  None. As it turns out, being a shapeshifter does not stop aches and pains coming with age.

How tall are you?  As tall as anyone else in the room, unless Ashmedai is there. I make sure to adjust my height to be lower in that scenario.

Favorite subject in school?  ...I have never attended school, except as a teacher. My favorite subject to teach, however, is traditional law.

Dream job? I suppose I already have it-I am the greatest, most respected Sheid scholar in the world, and even the Humans acknowledge my authority. In hindsight, perhaps I should have dreamt of colleagues to share the responsibility with." And thats a wrap for the questions. Empty template below.

Are you named after anyone? 

When was the last time you cried? 

Do you have kids? 

Do you use sarcasm a lot? 

What’s the first thing you notice about people? 

What’s your eye color? 

Scary movies or happy endings? 

Any special talents? 

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What are your hobbies? 

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[gale-gentlepenguin]

Gale Reviews: Sonic Prime: Episode 2 The Yoke’s on You

Spoilers below

-So Picking up in the Pre-Prism Flashback. Shadow is just breaking rocks

-Shadow found a chaos Emerald!

-Okay so he picked it up so he can warp

-He felt the earthquake. Oh damn

-Shadow knew sonic Effed up.

-Shadow then saw sonic come up and decided to kick his ass

-Sonic narrating that shadow isnt his twin brother (Lol)

-”Btw he roller skates” Shadow “They’re air shoes” XD perfect

- Also side note. Shadow’s voice actor sounds badass

-The earthquake shook the world. Damn.

-Sonic and shadow banter is funny

-Sonic running using his hands was neat

-The speed fighting is great. You can feel the impacts of each hit. Good use of environment. And its looks like Sonic is faster by a bit and Shadow uses Chaos control to warp to give him the edge.

-Shadow is better at fighting though. But Sonic isnt taking it super seriously. Shadow however is

-The flickies after shadow decked him.

- The Big and Froggy of Yoke world

- Geez the world is depressing. So Satam

-Knuxouge being resistance is great

-Rebel Rouge,

-Rebel Rouge sleeping like a Bat

-Rebel Rouge remembering before Eggman took over. Damn

-Knuckles VA is growing on me

-OH DAMN, The eggs work fast

-They have a tree in their base

-That is kind of sweet

-I like the use of different angles

-Wonder what Egg world’s big’s name is

-I KNEW THAT WASNT REAL HAIR

-Knuxouge banter is cute

- Powers the city... PRISM CRYSTAL

-Shadow trying to reach out to sonic

-Sonic caused a black out

-YEA BIG, Kick em all!!!

-Knuckles is convinced its sus lol

-Daww SONICS ALL TUCKERED OUT

-And the power is back on

-Damn so close

-Well it gave them hope and Mr.Dr. Eggman lost his toupee. Perfect

-Sonic starting to remember

-And sonic is restrained again

-Nine is like “He brought his own power idiots”

-Dr.Babels is the evilest one. I love it

-Oh that looks horrific and the BABY IS ALL FOR IT

-Sonic having bad dentist flashbacks

-Sonic’s stalling for time.

-Sonic trying to signal Nine to HELP him with Winking

-Nine just had dust in his eye

-Rip sonic I guess

-AND rouge in for the rescue

-Oh damn extendo arms!!!

-sONIC ON A ROLL

-Knuxouge tag team

-Rusty Rose. Stop hindering them. They are the GOOD GUYS

-Nine got him out.

-Oh so Knuckles and Rouge are there names in this world. Okay thats less confusing

-Sonic still out of it from the testing

-The eggs almost got cracked

-Nine be hacking in

-Rusty rose is clearly the only reason the council is so deadly

-Nine is so sassy!

-Oh damn she about to kill him!

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So I gotta say this one seemed a Lot faster than the previous. But also showed us the perspectives from the previous episode we missed. Honestly it was a bit jaring.

BUT the animation and fights were well done. The jokes didnt really land for me. But they got a chuckle

7.5/10

[mycurrentfandomobsessions]

Ways in which Persona 5 sucks: don't worry I'm not gonna tag it

- The plan sucks - has too many flaws and relies on Akechi being critically unobservant.

-Haru's arc gets fucked by Morgana, she also joins so late there's hardly any time to spend with her and she gets so little screen time in-game that we have to be fed crumbs in the spin-offs

-not enough social events to spend with the thieves as a whole. P4G has plenty of social things happening where the group spends time together, and it feels more like a genuine friendship between everyone. Just off the top of my head in P4G: that week where Yosuke asks you to help out at Junes, that week where everyone helps out with Nanako's homework,The Beach!, the school trip!, to name several

The events that the thieves do have together get cut off like wtf, remember where everyone got dressed up in kimonos for the fireworks festival and got rained out? That sucked balls. And I know it couldn't be helped because of plot but everyone going to Destinyland but we don't get to see them having fun? Geez, I would have settled for still-shots of them riding rides.

I really hate in Royal how you only have ONE DAY to enjoy Akechi's & Sumire's final awakening persona. Better have a last save so you can go back to enjoy losers!

I kinda dislike how Royal changes the original ending of persona 5 so it's like...you have to play Royal or you get a shittier ending? Idk, it's probably just the nature of having the expansion. I'm definitely not going back to the original p5.

I felt like Kasumi's character could have been integrated into the thieves a bit... more? Why did they have to wait all the way until the final semester. I get that it's cause she's probably really busy with her gymnastics, but they could very easily not have that? She could have just been a regular honor student on a scholarship, which would put a lot of pressure on her anyway.

Ryuji needs to shut up about being a phantom thief, literally the worst offender. I adored that option where you can tell Akechi, "Ryuji's a phantom thief" because it's so obsured that it's hilarious.

Most of the thieves problems could have been solved by carefully using their smartphones. Like, geez, and with Futaba, she could have posted the incriminating footage online anonymously. (I think there's fanfics that address this).

I need a tenth one to make this even, oh man, oh geez, uhhh.... It's really creepy that you can romance the adults in this game? Joker is like 15-17 depending on when his birthday might be??? You have a whole arc where a teacher SA's students and thats bad but then you can turn around and hit on your homeroom teacher?

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[secretsivekept]

So when I said i was working on something Big Four related.... this was what i was talking about. I'm aware it's super sketchy, I'm gonna revisit it later and make it much cleaner, this is just my very first pass of this animatic. (((i got a toonboom harmony licence for my part time job but it was expiring TONIGHT so I just really rushed to get the ending done before it expired, so if the quality of the boards goes down hill near the end, that's why x___x )))

I've had this action sequence in my head for MONTHS and I finally decided to hell with it and try to get it down in my free time. And I had a lot of fun!! However, if you've never done an action sequence before, I HIGHLY recommend you don't start with a car chase.

My hands. My poor hands.

A few things to understand for this Modern AU:

Jack is a ghost whose life source is tied to a mysterious pendant

They were in the process of transcribing a historical monument that might have a clue as to the history of said pendant

The fearlings are there to both kidnap rapunzel and inspire fear into them, to keep them from looking into the matter further

The fearlings are supposed to look like this:

Which in my opinion is a much stronger and scarier design than the horses in the ROTG movie, however it has the unwanted side effect in my boards of looking like black sperm.

BUT other than that, I hope you guys like it, god knows how long I spent on this. ;;w;; but man was this fun

[paint-pvddles]

Whiteboard my beloved

Had help with this one from my homies @orderly-scum and @curl-of-the-clouds

Still ended up taking 2 and a half hours

Ooh yea

✨more art✨

Close ups for the Leshy drawing under the read more