#that's why i have to take a break from spiderman stuff for a bit

[arttrampbelle]

Ok lemme get something off my chest. Now that my brain isn't eating me.

.....

NOT EVERY CHARACTER WHO HAS FANGS IS A VAMPIRE.

Y'ALL NEED TO GET MORE CULTURED ON MONSTERS,CREATURES,AND CHARACTER DESIGNS! But more importantly.

Y'all has such a basic ass understanding of character design.

Like y'all dont call an orc a vampire because it has fangs. Wtf. Like i dont get it.

IT CLEARLY STATED THAT MIGUEL HAS FANGS DUE TO HIS SPIDER DNA. HE'S A FUCKING SPIDER!!!!

Like calling him a vampire i get it is a joke but its getting ridiculous. Like it's also weird people do this on a moc character. I know it's not intentional. But.....calling him basically a monster is kinda....fucked up. Like again i know its probably not that deep. Just questionable that it KEEPS HAPPENING and people keep repeating "vampire miguel" or "he's a vampire,bite me daddy" or some shit. Its weird.

People either have no reading comprehension. Do not listen. Or just don't care.

Miguel aint even my fave spiderman.

That goes to hobie brown spiderpunk.

And im not as into spiderman as i used to be.

But that being said i feel for the miguel lovers and enjoyer who have to continue to see them do their boy such injustice,being weird or gross with him. Constantly having people mischaracterize him. Not to mention the amount of bigotry on top of that ignoring the reasons why he is the way he is (look i aint gonna lie i was kinda spoiled on that but its whatever. Im not broken up by it. Im gonna watch it eventually but that's besides the point)

Like please treat him with a little bit more respect then your poor meow meow or designated tumblrman.

He deserves better than that. (All spidermen do tbh)

Like im all for memes and the funny clowning around. But some people out here wanna have nice things with their blue spiderman 2099. Ok?

LET PEOPLE HAVE NICE THINGS THAT AREN'T DRENCHED IN MEMES.

Let miguel enjoyers love their spooder without y'all being WEIRD AF ABOUT IT,or hella annoying.

Thank you.

[hana-no-seiiki]

Good news. Did some decent progress on What’s Up Danger so you guys will finally get fed this Wednesday! Bad news, the quality might not be the best since I’m fasting while writing it oTL

Anyways, here are some Batfam w/ Cat Villain! Reader moments/snippets.

TW YANDERE AND MENTION OF NONCON/SOMNO

Both Jason and Reader’s first words to each other were, “What the fuck.”

Reader referring to Jason being a giant, and violent asf esp in comparison to Dick. While Jason was confused at his heart beating so fast and mildly crushing on you while you were fighting.

Bonus points: You guys did the spiderman point meme.

You have the biggest age gap with Dick. I headcannon the boys to be close in age so there wouldn’t be any not so good implications when it comes to relationships, but it’s almost unavoidable unless Batman switches sidekicks every year or so. (You are younger than Jason but older than Tim)

But that is also another reason why you two didn’t click as well as you did with Jason

You’d often make jokes or use slang and Dick would just be “???” He tried his best though.

On the reverse side of things, and like I mention before Tim and you got along too well as friends. He’s one of the few people you could gush to about literally any fandom and he somehow (through stalking your searches and literally every gadget/appliance you owned) knew everything about it already.

You two have written several theses on fellow vigilantes and villains (mostly ‘dumb’ ones like who has the best cake based on so and so criteria)

Damian is the best when it comes to bantering with you mid-fight. It’s the combined years of sass and assassin training. Went from plain insults to whole ass (not so) subtly being horny when you beat each other down.

He’s also the worst (best?) when it comes to your nicknames. He insists that you two use it on each other. Some exclusive while others he’s usually fine hearing from other mouths.

There was one point in time where you were called Kitten while the boys forced/bribed you to call them Daddy

Tim and Jason have tattoos of you/related to you.

For Jason it’s your name with a few paw prints, and for Tim it’s when he first fought you (and got his ass whooped)

After Jason came back and revealed himself to you, he tattooed the scratch marks you left him on his back after doing the deed.

Damian secretly practices doing henna so he can draw on you during your “wedding” since he doesn’t want anyone touching you. Sort of defeats the purpose, but go off king.

Being the thorough guy he is, he uses lab equipment to make his own blends.

Bruce? Bruce hates your ass. Sometimes it’s in a hatefuckey way but most of the time he blames you for corrupting his kids.

So he corrupted you in turn.

I feel like he gets off to cucking them honestly (blame that one comic) but if Reader is AFAB I wouldn’t be surprised if he impregnated them.

He’s a softie at heart when it comes to you though, courtesy of your similarities with Selina.

Speaking of, Talia adores you.

Like if there was anyone she would want with her son it was you.

She thinks the fact that you haven’t been put behind bars is a testament to your skill, and after getting over your similarity to her “rival in love” she would actively get you to be with her son.

Eventually she realizes she loves you more than Bruce and well, that’s a story for another fic.

You have at least a dozen trackers on you at all times.

Most of them you’ve ingested and pooped out.

It’s mostly Tim of course. But the duty of actually feeding you that stuff usually goes to Dick.

Dick has uh- somnophillia’ed you a fair bit after the break up.

He really, and I mean really likes to watch you sleep.

It reminds him of those ‘catnaps’ you’d take while watching over the Titans.

There would be times where he’d just be in a daze/in autopilot for hours reminiscing about your past together

His favorite memories to go back to were your first fight together, first kiss, and times under the sheets, and a date you guys had before in a festival/circus.

He never takes the antidote for Poison Ivy’s sex pollen and always comes to you for it, regardless of his or your relationship status.

Tim has at least a million typewritten chats with AI you, and around a few hundred hours of voice chats.

You did eventually take his virginity.

He came as soon as he was inside you/you were inside him.

You have been offered to be a part of the bat crew or a vigilante. But,

you massacred many after Jason’s supposed death and feel too guilty to call yourself anything other than a villain.

Chokers with bells. It’s a popular gift to give you. Especially ones that are custom made with expensive ass materials and engraving.

Sometimes Tim just gives you weapons.

Alfred is your best source of blackmail material.

You’ve actively tried cursing him (with immortality). You love the man.

He’s secretly the president of your official fanclub/fansite but you didn’t hear that from me.

You fight a lot with Damian’s pets. Like in a way that you turn into a literal cat and hiss at them.

And last but not least, you’re vv close with every member of the Teen Titans (besties with Rachel and Garfield)

NOT PROOFREAD!!!

@sophiethewitch1

[icarusredwings]

Carly Crocker

(Not to be confused with Carly Boothe, That's Al's girlfriend, This is Beast's wife, Story of Wade meeting her at the end)

The beauty and the beast episode pissed me off, so let's go, In finding home AU Carly Anne Crocker (aka the ex blind girl) shows up later to the mansconfesses her feelings to Hank. This time, Jeans words ring in his head about letting a girl decide how much she wants to risk and can't turn her away. If anything, he is overwhelmed with joy. I mean, come on, it doesn't take a genius to know he struggles with romance so the fact that he loved her so much and let her go, and she still came back to him? It's enough to make his entire face purple and spin her around. And if you're wondering, 'Do they replace Scott and Jean as the mansion 'lovebirds' ?'

YES. Yes, they do. Because there is not a word that describes how utterly whipped he is for her, and she sees no one else the way him, even before the operation. She can still recognize him by scent and foot steps alone.

Now that I fixed that, here's some head canons.

Carly, now that she stays at the mansion, can quickly be unnoticeable, especially if you don't go in the basement or the lab. Most people only first meet/ notice her when he comes upstairs with her on his arm.

She is mainly seen talking with Jean, but she has no distaste for any of the others. Anyone can come talk to her, and she would be more than happy to talk. She does occasionally ask questions that might seem personal, letting her curiosities of her new friends get to her.

Asking Kurt why his tail wraps around peoples legs when he hugs them, asking Kitty what would happen if she accidently got stuck in a wall, asking Ororo why she was claustrophobic, asking Logan what it was like in the 1800s. Asking Remy what it was like growing up on the streets with his type of powers. She once even asked Charles if he had regrets about opening a school.

Some things she just stook to asking Hank about. Like why Rouge didn't have a very strong trust in other women other than the ones on the team. Or How Scott delt with all the preasure of somehow representing the X men when the entire world seemed to dislike them until a time of crisis when heros are needed.

For the most part, he'd quote something at her or give her a simple awnser. "My dear, Rouge has had a hard life, and not a great time with her mother. I would steer clear of asking her this directly seeing as you dont wish to upset her, do you?" Its asked in a genuine stand point. Never trying to shame her into not being curious.

Of course, she doesn't wish to upset her friends. But there is so many lies on the media and they hold struggles she couldn't possibly understand without asking.

Hank is very chivalrous, between opening doors, taking her hand when they go up the steps, writing her notes, looks away when he feels shes indecent (dispite them having gotten married almost asap) Brings her small gifts of flowers and cakes, anything really he finds she might enjoy.

Being practically attached to the hip, she learns a lot of things and becomes somewhat of an assistant type, bringing him things, scolding him for staying up too late, forcing him to take breaks in order to eat, teasing him as a last resort. It's very Pepper Potts of her really.

Except Hank isn't like Stark. He listens (most days 🙄) seeing as he finds Carly can be very.. distracting.. when she wants too.

Mainly, She dosn't call him beasts unless she is saying "My Beast" or "Youre the only beast in my heart." Sappy stuff like that drives Hank insane. What also makes him a bit looney is when she refers to herself as "Mrs. McCoy." Or calls for him with a sweet low "Oh, Henry~"

Other than that, it's either Hank, Dr. McCoy or just Sweetie.

Carly also doesn't mind him hanging from things. She finds it cute and often teases him about Spiderman kissing her. She also simply adores when the bed dips down low and she can cuddle him like a huge teddy. Who needs a blanket when your husband was covered in the softest fur you've ever felt?

Sometimes Carly brushes him out, to save the drain later you know? But also it felt nice to get him to finally relax and lean into her. She would kiss his face and tell him how handsome he is, dragging the brush across his arms and chest, giggling at how love drunk he looks.

Other times, when Carly got cold she'd just come to him and he'll hold her while working, walking around with her in his arm, her snuggled up on his shoulder. Something Carly has learned is that Hank is very touchy. Almost starved for it so she dosn't mind being carried or held.

He rubs her back, pecking kisses onto her head while he types up something or reads. Sometimes the children make fun of him, comparing carly and him to when king kong grabs that girl and climbs the empire state building. It makes Hank a bit upset but Carly giggles because they have no clue just how safe she feels in his arms.

I wanna assume that during her periods he carries her extra and wraps one of those travel heating pads around her, gives her pain meds and makes her food. Domestic stuff that really just makes you wanna AUUUGGHH when you think about it cause god damn hes a romantic.

At first, Hank, being so gentle with her was sweet. How gently he'd hold her in bed, how softly he'd be sure to grip her when carrying her. But Carly gets a bit frustrated when Hank acts like she's made from glass.

I can see him humming Mozart to her, calling her Dear 24/7, quoting poetry to her, being sure to kiss her before he leaves on missions, etc.

He is OBSESSED when she wears his white coat because its so big on her. He thinks its adorable and cant help but stare when ever he sees her walking around in it. (Even though she lowkey looks like the pope) Carly likes wearing it when its cold in the lab or when shes taking a nap in his library chair because it smells like him. Hank has many pictures of her but one of his favorites is when you fell asleep in his chair while wearing his coat and you can clearly see in the picture that you dozed off while reading. He thinks its absolutely the best thing in that stupid cellular device.

I can definitely see their first night together- TOGETHER being something difficult. Hes too gentle with her and it takes her riling him up to get him to fuck her properly. She fully understands what shes getting into and they have plenty of time and lube, so why not?

"Henry my darling, I love you very much, and I know you are scared but I am not damaged, I'm not going to shatter if you touch me. I'm not an old vase, I am your wife. One who is capable of deciding when it's enough. So please.. stop treating me like im a pricless artifact."

"B-but you are priceless-"

"Henry-" she gives him this look of 'quit the bs'

"O-okay... I suppose I can try.."

Once she breaks his whole "I can't be too rough or ill hurt her cause shes human" bullshit mindset, It's insane.

No, they aren't rabbits but it is quite frequent and its a shock how they haven't gotten pregnant yet.

If anything its like they both cant get enough of each other, between the whispers she does in his ear to his hands around her waist all the time.

Sweet jesus. Poor Logan. He has to hear all this. He (both old logan and worst logan) is very happy for his friend but GOD he didnt ever think he'd hear someone moan 'Oh fuck- Henry!' before as loudly as Carly does. Jesus sometimes he wishes he didnt have super hearing.

It's not until Storm mentions that Hank has a wife during orientation, in which Wade finds out, and clearly, he has to go tease her about it.

Sliding onto the stainless steel work place he smirks. He's in his regular clothes today so he fully expects her to scream. She dosn't.

"Oh.. Hello. Dr. McCoy is out at the moment." She says, like an assistant does.

He smiles all big and leans forward. "So you're married to big blue huh?"

Quite proudly she smiles. "Yes. I am."

"Wwooww good for him. Actually, it's no good for you." The first part seems normal, but it's never normal with Wade. "Does he bend you over that table over there?" He blurts out. Well shit- that was suppose to stay inside.

But Carly already is smirking. "Yes, he does. It's deeply sanitized."

Wades eyes widden as if he had hit jackpot. Everyone in this stuffy place was all stuck up and prim and proper. So to hear Carly straight up admit this felt like immediate friendship.

"Wooo look at you girl. Get it. But I gotta ask. Why?"

"Why the table or why did I marry him?"

"Oooh... Both!"

"Well, A. It's fun. B. He's a good man. He's very sweet to me, even when I was blind I knew there was something about him. He cares for me so much more then anyone else has."

Wade feels like he can relate. He wants to say something honest like 'Yeah, He is a pretty good guy isnt he?' But instead his brain had other ideas.

"What? You into weird lookin mutants or something?" He makes a face that would have been wiggling his brows, if he had any.

It makes Carly shake her head, giggling.

"Well, not particualry but... You know what they say about guys with big feet.."

This made sense about wolvie actually..

He gasps loudly, hand coming to his mouth. "You naughty gal!! So it is true. You know, I've always wondered myself."

"Mmh. Now that I awnsered your questions, you have to awnser mine about the Wolverine."

"Ooh smart. Did your research I see. Who warned you I was coming?"

She gigles again. "My husband."

"Ahh that snitch. So. What do you wanna know? Im an open book but I do have a lying disorder. Full warning."

"Is it true what they say? That canadians make good lovers?" She asks, leaning on the table that Wade was now kicking his feet on.

"Unless...y'know... if you're into that sort of thing." This last bit is a whisper as Wade daintily flashes the tags around his neck while trying to give her a flirty face. "I'm owned, baby! You can't have me. Im too expensive."

He gasps again, putting a hand to his chest. "Woah woah woah! Ladies! Calm down. Im a married man!!"

COUGH engaged. Actually COUGH

Again, Carly shakes her head, giggling. Goodness. What a character this one was. "No, unfortunately, I am not. And im sure you are."

"Well, good! Cause if you break my friends heart ill rip yours out." He says, smiling, but you could tell behind those moonstone eyes that there was no joke about it.

"If I ever break his heart, I'll rip it out myself." Carly says, staring him dead center. She wasn't afraid. Should she be? Yes. But she wasn't. Because she knows the only way Hank was getting rid of her was if he cheated or hit her.

Just as he was about to say something else, he turns, hearing a "Wade?" In which suddenly he gasps again, drimatically. "Woah!! Stay off me lady! You're married!! What would ol hanky panky think about this!?" It's loud, over the top, and he even holds himself like carly was just trying to strip him all while she stood there, crossed arms, hip out and only a slightly entertained smirk.

"Really?"

"Wade what do you need?" Said blue guy asks, coming around to set down two lunch trays.

"Your wifes tryna get dirty with the poole Hank!" He says and now theres two people giving him a stupid look.

"Yeah.. riiigghhhtt.... anyway. I believe Logan is looking for you. Shall I tell him you're busy?"

Wade grins widely as he jumps off the table. "Nope. Have a wonderful day. Great meeting you. You're nothing like my roommate's girlfriend Carly, though. She's polish. You dont look polish-"

"Wade.."

"Bye! My HUSBAND is callin me!" He says, practically skipping away, out of their hair and into someone elses.

".. What a weird man." She says, watching him go. "Indeed..."

[howdoesagrapewrites]

You should do one where reader just wants to spend time alone by themselves(whether it be the afternoon or morning) but hobie and pavitr won’t let them

𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙨

Cw: reader x lovesick!Hobie Brown x lovesick!Pavitr Prabhakar, overlooking toxic behavior, touching with dubious consent, oblivious reader, anxious attachment (Pavitr), suggestive, aged-up characters, reader's gender neutral but it is kinda fem aligned, reader knows about the multiverse but it's not clarified if they're a spider person, I already warned this but just want to say that just because the toxic behavior here isn't portrayed as negatively as my others fics doesn't mean I condone it.

Notes: while I was writing the first paragraph I was like "damn I should do this too" and started deep cleaning around my house. This triggered an episode and that's the reason I haven't been posting as much, I was cleaning. I'm actually on a break from cleaning /srs

You prepared everything to have some alone time this afternoon, you cooked your favorite meal, did an everything shower with your favorite products, you cleaned up everything yesterday so you didn't have to do anything today, and after putting on comfy pajamas, you sat on the couch with snacks and a face mask to watch a comfort show.

It was halfway through the fourth episode when you heard noise coming from your room, and see your boyfriends appearing into your living room, even though you told them you wanted to be alone today. You try and give them the benefit of the doubt, and imagine maybe the mission today was extra rough and they needed comfort, or they forgot about your petition, Pavitr had university, being spiderman, reporting to the spider society, Hobie was, well, trying to bash the president's head with a guitar plus the spider society stuff, so yeah, they had busy lives.

"Hello there, looking lovely" Hobie chuckled with his hands on his pockets, probably laughing at your face mask, Pavitr came in for a hug, you accepted, "ohh, self care day? Do you have any extra masks, I can buy us snacks? Wait- mumbattan currency doesn't work here, I forgot, anyways, is there any room left for us?" You moved quietly and smiled to let your boyfriends sit beside you.

It's not like you want them to go, but they do take too much space. Talking about the couch, of course... And maybe about your life a little bit, you loved them, but when you started your long distance relationship (between universes) you thought you'd have just a tad more time to yourself.

You can't concentrate in the show quite as well, thinking about what could make them forget about your you-day and still want to come, why did they always forget? They both seem to have pretty good memory, the zone off for a minutes, fortunately for you, it's the fifth time you watch this episode. Your phone rings and before you can grab it, Hobie picks it up, notices is not a call and hands it to you, it's the timer for your face mask, how kind of him to even set off the alarm to you since it's your day off.

You take the sticky sheet off your face and massage the serum into your skin as you start to walk to the living room, wanting to scratch the itch and address the subject you've had in your mind, you decide to soft launch it.

"Did any of you, read the chat yesterday?"

"Yes, I always do, Hobie does too, why?" Pavitr lies on Hobie's chest and mindlessly scroll through his phone while he answers you

"Then maybe you forgot that today I kinda wanted to be alone, you know, me-time? You also forgot last week, and the week before that..."

Hobie spoke "Sorry 'bout that, 'have bad memory, a flaw of mine, we can leave if we're a bother" it saddened you he saw himself as a bother, he just forgot, we all make mistakes

"Oh, I didn't forget, I just don't want to leave you alone" Pavitr responded with normality, he didn't like having Hobie speak for him, he regularly contradicted him in stuff like this. Hobie laughs and pata his shoulder, he laughed like a joke, so then it was probably a joke, even though you three were dating, they had their own things, so this must be one of them.

You sat down, you were on the right arm of the couch, and Hobie was in the left one, Pavitr was between you both, he didn't seem at all displeased.

You laughed at the show a few times, and a couple minutes in, you feel Pav's hair ticking you, he's sniffing around your neck.

"You smell good, like your regular scent but better, did you tried the body wash I gave you?" You nod and smile at his sweet antics "And your skin, you look radiant, jaanu" he kisses you cheek, then makes a face, scrunching up his nose at the taste, you giggle. "It's supposed to be good for my skin, not be tasty" you say in airy laugh, he pouts, "But I wanted to kiss you", "my lips have no serum" he looks like a kid on Christmas morning and puts dives right into your lips, you expect a quick kiss before going back to your binge-watching (that you'd been looking forward to all week) but he crashes his lips into yours with need, you try to pull away two times before patting his shoulder, Hobie sees this, and now manspreading on the coffee table instead of the couch, he grabs Pavitr's hair and lightly pulls, "give 'em a break, sweetheart" he obediently looks at him, dilated pupils and breath hitched, Hobie's hands traveled to Pavitr's cheek and he nuzzled on it like a cat, "We don't want them to pass out, now, do we?" Hobie's tone is firm, but still has that certain rogueness he always speaks with. Even though Pavitr's mouth isn't on you, he's still mostly on top of you, and his hands don't stop wandering in your sides, pinching playfully at the fat, kneading on your waist, you really wishes you could keep watching your show and then read the book you always say you should read, or organize that messy shelf that keeps stressing you out, but hey, is not like you dislike this, right? "You won't-?" Pavitr asks in a whisper, when Hobie takes his fingers off his mouth "I'll watch for now" his smile makes you bite your lip in excitement, it seems to have a similar effect on Pavitr, who grips your waist harder, and slowly goes to grab your hips, "Keep going?" Hobie asks, deep black eyes set on yours, it makes you flustered. He's asking for consent, he's very nice, and Pavitr did have your consent earlier, it's just he was a little... Excited, it's okay, because he's nice.

You have two very nice boyfriends, even though they're forgetful.

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Hello! How are you? I hope you're having a good evening. Can I request a platonic yandere RoR characters (both Gods and Humans) with Peter Parker!Teen Reader (preferably Tom Holland Spider-Man) and how they'll react to her dumpster truck load of trauma while also witnessing her abilities during her turn to fight in Ragnarok, if you can. If not than that's okay!

(p.s. i absolutely love your writing and it brings me joy everytime re-reading your stuff. take care of yourself! and bye-bye! :D)

-A loud whoop filled the air as you launched yourself, using your webs, sailing through the skies of Valhalla, a bright smile on your face, but nobody could see it, since you mask was hiding it.

-A few gods and humans, warriors, that you had the pleasure of meeting, including Nikola Tesla, something you couldn’t help but gleek over, looked up, hearing your cheering, seeing you enjoying yourself again.

-Nikola couldn’t help but smile warmly up at you, “I’m glad Y/N is enjoying themselves- they need it.” The smile fell off a few of their faces, the mood going down.

-You were a teenager, a child in the eyes of many of them, and you had died a hero, doing your job, saving others, and being brought here.

-Many knew of your young life, your parents being killed, you uncle being killed and dying in your arms, the friends you’ve lost as your time as Spiderman- they couldn’t fathom how cheerful you were despite all of this.

-And that was another thing- being bitten by a radioactive spider, getting spider-like abilities of your own, and juggling school, your private life, and moonlighting as a hero- how was it that you were so cheerful?!

-Hercules waved up at you, “Y/N- come take a break!” you heard his call, and you turned your head, seeing they had food and you beamed, “Okay Mr. Hercules!” you flipped down, landing with ease before pulling your mask off.

-You were a teenager, so your appetite was like one, you could eat quite a bit, which would surprise those around you. Nikola ruffled your hair lightly, “Nice dismount Y/N- do you want to continue our conversation from yesterday?”

-You looked up at him, your cheeks stuffed with food which made him snort softly with laughter before loud laughter surrounded you while you looked around, confused as to why they were laughing before you went in for another bite.

-They were going to protect this version of you now, you suffered enough in your young life, you didn’t need to worry about anything else besides having fun and being safe.

[aardvaark]

I just developed the Leverage brainworms, and they commingled with the House MD brainworms from when I was super into that show, so I came up with a rough outline for a House MD/Leverage crossover: Parker is in the ER after an injury on the last mission and overhears House loudly complaining to probably Cuddy about how some rich asshole is getting the organ his 16 yo patient needs because the patient got accused of something that he knows is fake. Everyone on the coms is telling Parker that it's not their job, to just drop it, but she fakes a much bigger injury and gets admitted as a cancer patient, so now they have to steal a hospital again.

House clocks Nate almost immediately and agrees to keep Cuddy off of them while they do whatever else they need to do. He also takes on the rich guy's case at the same time as the 16 yo, to keep him in the hospital.

Parker and Wilson get a few scenes together, and she has to talk him through some crime to help them along at some point. Foreman and Hardison get paired off, as well as Chase and Sophie, and Cameron and Elliot. At one point, Sophie and Chase have to fake dating for the case.

House and the team figure out that the rich guy's prognosis is even worse than he'd initially thought, even with the organ, he's not living past a year. This revelation comes at the same time as the Leverage team finding the evidence of the faked stuff that blocked the transplant initially. It's probably at this point that Cuddy is clued into everything as well.

The transplant committee agrees to give the organ to House's patient, and the rich guy gets scammed out of money somehow to pay the other patient's medical bills plus other things.

first of all, congrats on catching the leverage brainworms :) welcome to the party lol. secondly i love the idea of crossing over with house, because you’re so right, nate & house share quite a few major traits and would definitely clock each other! like the two spidermans meme. and the team has had a couple run-ins with medical & hospital settings and, notably, a guy trying to steal an organ, so it fits the jobs they take on very well. timeline-wise, the shows ran at the same time for a bit, too, so that’s nice because the technology level and their ages etc can be consistent.

i think eliot & foreman might bond a bit over their frustrating bosses. i’d love to see the ducklings eventually break into their patient’s house as they often do, and some of the leverage team already being there just like "umm we know what WE are doing here, but why the hell are this kid’s doctors breaking and entering??". and then bond over the whole "ohhh trust me, i know what having a really weird boss is like" thing lol.

also once parker’s recovered enough to sneak around, we def need to see more of parker pretending to be a nurse (eg order 23 job & miracle job) because 1) parker being a little disturbingly happy about being around sharp things (like needles & scalpels) or getting to drug people is always funny, and 2) easy seasons parker trying to comfort people is the best. her flight attendant alias in the mile high job? incredible. "death haunts us everyday :) <3" lmao.

thanks for the ask and infecting me with leverage/house crossover brainworms now too!!

[ariicandy]

╭・Being Miles’ Younger Sibling !!

inspired by tiktoks on my fyp ++ been on my mind

Grammar mistakes, I’ll edit when I wake up

✦﹒Miles is 1000% very and sometimes overprotective of you before being bit by the spider and after. New York is a city of cause and he just wants to keep you safe as your brother and as well as spiderman.

✦﹒He always helps you with subjects you struggle with that he is good at, he’s also very patient so don’t worry stressing over the work while he’s there!! He’s been there and doesnt want you to get overwhelmed by it like how he did.

✦﹒Either, you found out he was spiderman when he was eating at that burger place with Peter B. walking by and/or getting a drink. Or he either told you because of the calls and messages you sent to him when your parents were trying to contact him. (This happened in itsv incase u forgot)

✦﹒you probably have heard him talking about Gwen to you a few times or by his sketch book when u are in his room telling him something cause Mama morales told you to tell miles. But when YOU have a crush he becomes all detective on who this person is and if they’re good for you.

✦﹒You probably will have to cover for him a lot due to him being spiderman and randomly disappearing, this will come in handy when you’re the little angel so they will believe you either way. He buys you stuff or takes you somewhere wherever you wanna go to make up for all the coverings you are doing for him just to not get him in trouble.

✦﹒along side with covering up for him, he will also tell you stuff not to do that will make you get in trouble cause he doesn’t want to influence you from all the things he has to do as spiderman. A little conversation goes like this, “don’t break into builds that’s breaking the law.” “But you always break into buildings as spid-“ “HEY we dont talk about that. >:((”

✦﹒if Miguel talks about u being a possible canon for him like how his dad is. He WILL get defensive AND RIOT. He will not take it very well you having to die just for him to have similar spiderman stories like everyone else’s.

Miguel - “Your sibling is possible a canon event”

Miles - “WHAT NUH UH [your name] is not!!”

✦﹒when he is getting chase by the whole spider society, all he could think about is your tragic death if he doesn’t stop the spot from destroying everything. He was relieved and happy when he made it back home only to find out he was in the wrong universe and has to deal with his other self that was supposed to be bitten by the spider instead of him..

Now if you were also a spider-person along side him…

✦﹒miles would be over protective on strategies of how to defeat a villain even if their a villain of the week. He doesn’t want you hurt like you guys were with fighting king pin :(( so you sometimes have to rebel and fight them so miles can see you can okay do it just fine! He does get mad but as long as you’re okay he’s okay too

✦﹒u both have to work together on covering each other whenever one of you disappear or have to fight together. He is grateful that you both aren’t in trouble, he’ll take the blame if you get caught so you don’t have to blame yourself for patrolling extra instead of arriving sooner than usual.

✦﹒you both sometimes just go out for a swing or go sit somewhere in ny and sit in comforting silence since nobody can understand this spiderman thing, you have each other against the world. That’s a whole lot to take in but miles is glad he atleast had someone to rely on whenever he’s in trouble or just something been bothering him, he also sends his shoulder to you whenever you need something off your chest or just talk abt being a spider person.

✦﹒when you and Miles were being chased he was always looking to his lefts and rights to see you were okay. He would send a web to you to go up ahead of him just so you can make it, it’s also the reason why he got body slammed by Miguel. He was quick to grab you and pushed you away so you didn’t get hurt. His top priority is not getting you hurt even if it means if he gets hurt :((

✦﹒Miles is like that big older sibling that pulls you aside when someone is being rude and/or threatening. He was like that when inside the go home machine. Holding your hand not letting you go infront of Miguel while he was trying to open?? The cage of your designated dimension. Miles didn’t let go when you guys arrived after being sent by the machine, he took of his mask to breathe and check if you were also okay from that whole thing.

✦﹒During that scene where he was telling his mom about the spot his arch nemesis, he quickly told you to hide by going invisible and to be behind the door so it shows it was only him. You both were really confused when your mom/Mama Morales said “who’s spiderman??”. Following him slowly out if his room still being invisible till it hit you both. Glitching.. miles looked at you leading to connect the dots when uncle Aaron arrived.

✦﹒at the rooftop with uncle Aaron looking everywhere to see New York in a whole another state than yours. Your spider sense go off dodge a attack that was gonna hit both of you, you were then injected with something that made you fall asleep, hitting the floor.

✦﹒ Waking up you were tight to a punching bag with miles, you start to look for your surroundings when miles also started to wake up. You were being lifted up a bit til uncle Aaron moved you guys around to start playing music. Miles tried talking Aaron but he got near being punched in the face by it.

✦﹒”I’m not.” Uncle Aaron walks away from both you and miles only to see someone watching you from above. They drop down from the rails on the ceiling to walk towards you both only to find out he’s Miles Mórales, The prowler.

[iincogneeto]

hii! I’m neeto! (Short for incogneeto) “neeto” doesnt mean anything N.E.E.T related, the og spelling for incognito was taken everywhere ☹️

I’m a minor! I’m Hungarian (🇭🇺) and American (🇺🇸) I speak a litttlee bit of Magyar 🤏🤏

I go by they/them online! ^_^

I take (art) requests that I do whenever I feel like it…🤭 so if u have a request that is gba/BvZ related cough cough feel free to put it in the ask box!!

status: reqs open 🗣️💥‼️💯

Karmor ref sheet (so I can go back if needed lol)

What I’m into and stuff under the break thing idk

I’m into: MHA, kimetsu-no-yaiba, Mob Psycho 100, Zom100, Undead Unluck, One Piece, TTOA/ROTT, HTTYD, Carmen Sandiego, Ninjago, Saiki K, Glitch Techs, TLKOE, SpiderMan, Kid cosmic!!!, Breaking Bad, Better Caul Saul, JJK, Star Trek Prodigy, ST: Lower decks, and more!

As of august 2024, I’ve gotten comfortable actually making art for stuff called “audio rp” it’s like asmr??? (Idk it’s cool tho) and I draw a lot of characters/listeners from series i like! (BvZ and MoTH mainly) So you’ll see a lot of that from me!

if you need to find me somewhere else I usually go by something like: “incogneeto” (ex: iincogneeto, incogneetto, or maybe just “neeto”)

That’s all for now! I’ll add some more some other time! :-)

*i edit this intro every once in a while so if u see that it has changed that’s why lol

[destinyc1020]

What saddens me the most on this topic, is why are we putting everything constantly on Tom's shoulders?? So what he didn't repost. That young man is being pulled constantly in a thousand directions. His dog just died, he's trying to support Zendaya's movie, he's working, he's expected to help his family and friends with there dreams, he's not been allowed to grieve properly. He's even helping his moms charity by using his name solely to get donations. This is nuts.

Why are we expecting celebrities to say something regardless on there platform?. I just told someone earlier this is a test against not only him, but his relationship, a little bit. He and Zendaya may be deeply in love, but people will turn this around and come after her for being with him if this continues. People don't believe me, but it is true. Because it can affect her career and zendaya overthinks, and possible choices may need to be made. I can tell you right now, that young man would rather break off the relationship than to see her career suffer damage because he knows how hard she has worked for this that he would let it go. I see absolutely nothing wrong with being apolitical. I don't want celebrities speaking for me. I couldn't care less about what they have to say if we are dealing with real world issues. People have been hating on him since he was in school. Enough is enough. And Francesca is not a kid, speak the hell up and tell people that she is being supported as well. If she is. I mean what is he personally supposed to do. Get her a mental health counselor. People aren't going to listen to him. They hate him for being with Zendaya and just being alive, basically.

If I were him, leave the damn play, put a black Romeo in there and let them do it without him. Support everyone from the audience. Give the money back, and just finish off Spiderman with a huge contract. Yes, people want to see him but, no. Get the attention completely off him and put in Daniel Kaaluya and keep.it moving. People have been consistently cruel to this young man for zero good reasons for YEARS NOW since 2016 and before. NOT MONTHS, YEARS. Who cares if he supports zendaya by likes. He liked Francescas stuff as well.

People are going to cause him to remove himself sooner than later from public life. Anything that is positive in the world doesn't have a chance. Look how they jumped on Zendaya over a damn seat at a fashion show regarding Law and were just cruel as ever. She gets it in doses, he gets in every time. From his looks, height, hair, etc.

Fuck racist. But, people should be calling on Elon Musk more so than anything to make this shit stop.

I think I'm going the same way as the other anon. It's not fun anymore. Tooo much negativity towards one person. ALL THE TIME IS INSANE. No racists can remove me,but I will support Tom and Zendaya by going to the movies and watching my TV.

I realized recently...I can imagine Tom and Zendaya hate that their relationship is public. The constant beat downs take there toll. People will lift her on a pedestal and slam him daily or vice versa depending on the topic. They don't care about him. Only if he's a good boyfriend or not.

I always wonder where are his publicist, and why don't they get ahead of shit before it gets to this??? What is he paying for? They sure don't do much to keep him in a positive light I know that much, EVER.

Thanks for letting me rant.

Okay Girl.... I need you to take some deeeeep breaths in and out for me....

Maybe you're just ranting and letting off some steam, but nothing you mentioned is going to happen. This isn't going to affect Tom and Zendaya's relationship, they're not going to quit the play, and I don't think TZ regret anything about their relationship....not even being public. (If you ask me, hiding profusely was stifling and not conducive for a long-term relationship of two massive celebrities in the public eye imo)

I personally don't need for celebrities to speak out on political issues on social media either (especially if they haven't done their research and don't know what they're talking about), but to try and pretend that people aren't going to have ANY reactions/thoughts/feelings about what's going on in the world when they live in the same country, or earth that we live on is just naive imo.

Also, not ALL celebrities were born rich. In fact, MANY were just regular degular working-class citizens like you and me. So to say that some are "out of touch".... Like, how do you know that? How do you know what types of lives some people have had before they became famous? Just saying.... Some have had worse lives than I have even had before they got famous lol. Just saying lol.

Anyway.... I think it's good for you all to take a long break from Twitter (or maybe even all of social media) for a while. Either that, or just limit what you choose to look at. If you see that there's something negative on there, immediately click OUT of tweet, quickly scroll away, or go search something else.

[babyyweebbitch]

Hey! So maybe Vi x reader going on a picnic? I haven’t seen something like that before!

YES AHHHH , this isn’t as good as i’d like it to be because i’m tired ✋🏾😔💔

content warning : female reader , fluff , modern AU ,

you and Vi have been dating for a long time. recently you both have been busy with work and stuff that you usually just come home and sleep immediately, one day you both had the same weekend off so you were able to spend time together for the first time in a few weeks. you were throwing ideas out and vi finally suggested

“how about we go on a picnic?” she said, holding your hand inside of her bigger and rougher ones. she was rubbing your knuckles, you looked at her and smiled you nodded in agreement with your girlfriend

“absolutely! i miss our picnic days”

“so do i. c’mon, let’s get ready” she patted your thigh as she got up. she went to shower and you went and got the food made. Vi had the tendency to take long showers because she sometimes cleaned whatever injuries she had inside the shower and usually that’s a lot.

after about 45 minutes Vi came out from the bathroom and went to find you in the kitchen. you were closing the basket just as she hugged you from behind. she tried using one hand to open the basket but you swatted her hand away from it

“ow!”

“no touching the basket missy”

“why not, boss?” she turned you around to face her, you laughed and raised your hand to play with her damp hair

“because i made a surprise” she placed her forehead against yours and she smiled at you, you gave her a peck on the cheek and she pulled you in for a hug. she placed her chin on your shoulder and tried to sneak her hand towards the basket which you sensed

“open the basket and your hand is mine”

“god, you have spidy senses or something” she pulled away from the hug and you went to place the basket inside of the fridge

“no, i just know my girlfriend” you said, going past her to go change. she shuffled her way to the fridge and was so close to opening the basket when “stop it, Violet!”

“oh my god you’re spiderman! what the hell?!”

she heard you laugh from the room and she went to see what you were doing

“did you get bit by a spider or something?” she asked, leaning on the doorframe, arms crossed

“like i said honey, i know you” you poked your head out from the bathroom and smiled at her, during the time you were getting ready Vi was talking to you about nonsense. she got you whatever you needed as you did your makeup. she even asked questions. when you were doing your mascara and putting eyelashes on she was freaking out thinking your eye was gonna come out or something. she always did this

after you were done you both left with the basket, Vi drove to the park in your car and you both listened to whatever she wanted to listen to. you’re pretty used to her music taste honestly. she listens to a lot of metal and rock. you’ve even started listening to some bands she listens too. once you got to the park you found a spot pretty far from people. you set up and got the food out. Vi was excited after she saw you made her favourite food.

“that was the surprise?!” she said, grabbing the tupperware full of it

“yeah, i told you to wait silly head” Vi smiled before going to kiss you on the cheek. you both started eating and talking about whatever you wanted to.

it was a good few hours before you both realised what time it was but you both didn’t do anything about it. you both were laying on the blanket looking at the stars in the sky, enjoying each other’s company. you layed your head on her chest and her arm was wrapped around you while her free one rested behind her head.

“you remember our first date?” you asked, breaking the silence between you two. she chuckled a bit and nodded

“how could i forget… the sprinklers turned on before we could leave” she laughed, you did too

“gosh… that was my favourite dress too. i’m still upset about that.”

“i also remember we kissed that date…. it was amazing”

“i still remember how awkward i was”

“so was i… you looked so beautiful — especially your hair all wet and stuff… amazing”

you looked up at her and she looked back. you both communicated silently for a few seconds before looking at the sky again. after about 30 minutes Vi got up and started packing everything into the basket. you watched her and sat up to help her

“wanna go home now?”

vi nodded, placing the silverware back into the basket and then closing it. you stood up and rolled up the blanket before walking back to the car with Vi. after placing the stuff in the backseat you both sat in the front and that’s when Vi started driving back home. you both didn’t feel like doing anything else so you both went to your bedroom to get ready for bed.

“can i take your makeup off for you?” she asked, leaning on the counter, you were about to wipe your makeup off with a makeup wipe when she asked that. you nodded and placed the wipe down on the counter

“do you wanna try with no instructions or do you want instructions?” you asked, sitting on the toilet that had the lid down. you watched as Vi looked around and then at you

“instructions?! i don’t need instructions!” vi said, looking at your face. she noticed the eyelashes she watched you put on earlier were still on so she gently… very gently pulled one off. she still thought if she went fast it would cause your eyelid to rip off or something “do these things not hurt you?”

“not really, i don’t notice them honestly. i wear lashes so often”

“do your eyes not get tired of wearing them?” she asked, peeling the second one off, slightly faster after realising that doesn’t hurt you. she looked around for the case you got them from

“you can actually throw those away. they’re old and i have more” you said. she stared at you for a while before throwing them in the trash bin

“you can’t clean them?”

“i can… i just don’t want to” you laughed. Vi grabbed the makeup wipe you placed down and started wiping the makeup off your face, being very careful and light handed as she did.

after getting everything off you washed off your face and changed into one of her oversized shirts to sleep in. you both cuddled and enjoyed each other company for a while before actually falling asleep

Vi honestly is debating marrying you… you’re the first woman she’s considered marrying honestly

[relativelynormalgameshow]

GAMES I PLAYED IN 2023

I managed to chew through and bite into quite a few games during 2023.

The number of games I finished is much lower unfortunately.

In this summary I will try to sum up the interesting picks from MY last year.

I almost haven’t touched any of the games released last year as I still didn’t have a next gen system until December and I don’t really like playing on PC. That’s my last resort option to be actually honest… I will try to at least mention some objective stuff in the short bits of text that I dedicate to each game (Because trust me, my rants and reviews could go for ages...) but take it that the list is mostly my subjective feeling of me as a gamer. 

This list is divided into

- Honorable mentions

- Main mentions

- I ESPECIALLY LOVED THOSE GAMES

and

- MEH at BEST 

which is a category dedicated to the most of my personal disappointments of the previous year… Unfortunately featuring two great games due to… reasons.

Honorable mentions I don’t want to rant about for hours but would still recommend, even if I haven’t finished some of them: 

Super Mario Bowser’s Fury (8/10)

SIFU (8/10)

Astral Chain (Unfinished, Greatest prologue of all time tho)

No more heroes (Unfinished, 6.5/10 so far) 

Vampire Survivors (7/10) 

Marvel’s Spiderman Miles Morales (8.5/10)

Astro’s Playroom (9/10)

Observer (7.5/10)

Monster Hunter Rise (8/10)

Kingdom Hearts 3 (7.5/10) 

Attack on Titan 2 (8.5/10 Absolute must play if you love AoT Franchise ) 

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1) Main Category! 

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Game: Legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom Platform: Switch (Duh) Status: Unfinished Rating:  So far? 7/10 Recommend?: Play Breath of Wild first. 

This is one of the games, where if you didn’t like the first game, you won’t like this one as well quite probably.

The game is fun. I got a bit disappointed later in the game as I expected the sky islands to play a much bigger part in the gameplay, and the underground is just… meh after a while.

Still an amazing game without a doubt. It’s so intuitive and it really gets you hooked. The fuse mechanics are absolutely amazing. I like the story so far. The artstyle and OST’s are still amazing, as they were in BOTW.

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Game: Persona 3: Portable Platform: Switch Status: 2/3 finished Rating: Amazing actually. Recommend?: Y E S !

This was a game I was gifted by my friend and I jumped right into it.

I’ve been having Persona 3 on my radar since I started playing Persona 5 years ago.

And for a good reason.

This game is edgy and emo as hell, and that’s why I am loving every second with the game. As with Persona 5, after the second third the game grows a bit repetitive as you are stuck in the same loop of dialogues - tartarus - social links - dialogues - tartarus - etc. So I got a bit of a break and still haven’t managed to get back.

Wanna finish the story at least. It really is an interesting game and I can’t wait for the remake hitting next gen’s in February 2024.

So far I’d definitely recommend the game. Even more on the Switch. Shame they used the compressed audio-files of the P3P but other than that, it is perfect for pulling up a bit of a game when waiting for a bus, or riding home etc. 

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Game: NieR: Replicant ver.1.22474487139… Platform: PS4 Status: Finished the story (Without Route C) Rating: 7/10 Recommend?: … yeeeaaah? If you liked Automata in the first place tho.  

NieR: Replicant ver. THE PASSWORD THAT SHOULD FINALLY BE OK ENOUGH, is a difficult game to rate.

I love the same things I loved on Automata here. Interesting characters, AMAZING soundtrack, fun combat… But in comparison to Automata, this game severely lacks the interesting existentialism and deep meaningful insight that the later one has.

I mean, it makes sense! It's stuff that was added in the “Sequel” and it makes sense it isn’t here. This game focuses on other aspects, like human desperation, greed, etc. Also yeah, fair to note it dabbles into a bit of existentialism here and there, but it more focuses on the meaning of personal quests, villainy, antagonism etc.

Initially I wanted to get a platinum from this game, as I have platinumed Automata before and love the game so much I actually own it on both PS4 and Switch as physical releases. But honestly, Replicant is way more boring and slow paced.

Sure there are more action packed moments, and I must say that for example the bosses were fun. Also it was amazing to finally experience from where my most favorite game of all time stems from, but I just can't look at the game without peeking at Automata and treating Replicant with the parenting quote

“Why can’t you be more like him???” 

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Game: Needy Streamer Overdose Platform: PC Status: Reached few of the endings Rating:  8/10 Recommend?: Not for the faint of heart.  

Since the mission Dream On in Cyberpunk 2077 I don’t think I ever experienced serious chills during a game.

Until I played NSO. This was a game that hooked me with its 2000s Tumblr aesthetic, its cute e-girl and goth lolita themes and with the fact I heard it's basically a Doki Doki Literature club with some extra steps.

(Fair to say, I haven't played DDLC, but I Saw a hefty bit of essays on how it handles horror.)

It’s possible this game in particular spoke to me because of things I was dealing with through my friends in the past… But from a game that is basically a streamer simulator, I didn't expect it would give me cold hands, force me to blankly stare into the screen and force me to close the game because it got me so depressed. 

I might dedicate a more detailed review to it once I finish all the endings…

But so far I just have to say that this cutely looking game is not for the faint of heart.

Having the life of another person, even if it's this pixelated double-faced creature, can lead to some very psychically harmful situations.

Ame-chan is both love-able and hate-able character at the same time. And since this game doesn’t fear to dip into su1c1de, s3lf-h4rm1ng, depre55ion, 4nx1ety, slut acts for attention and other kinds of attention desperation, it can make you feel very sick if these themes are hard to handle for you. It for sure made me feel sick from my stomach. And I thank this game for it.

I haven’t expected something so rough from it, but I must tip my hat to this game for managing to make me feel this way. 

- - - 2) GAMES THAT I ESPECIALLY WANNA PRAISE! 

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Game: SIGNALIS Platform: Switch Status: Finished the story Rating: EXCEPTIONAL Recommend?: DEFINITELLY!

THIS SHIT BUTTERS MY BISCUIT SO DAMN MUCH! OH MY GOD! I WILL FOREVER LOVE THIS MASTERPIECE I WAS BLESSED BY! 

I tried the game when I was having a free trial of Game Pass on my PC and got a little bit over tutorial in the game.

Fell in love instantly so I later got it for the switch, where I binged the game pretty much.

I love the pixelated artstyle, the vibes, the lovecraftian space horror that combines Dead Space, and Silent Hill in this top-down view.

The story… is Heartbreaking. I mean depending on the ending you will get, as this game follows the basic structure of SIlent Hill-esque games and gives you multiple. I got an ending called Memory and I must say it will stay in mine for eternity.

Yes, I cried.

Yes, I don’t regret it.

Yes I will buy this game again for my PS5 and play through it again.

Might even attempt platinum… God damn do I love this game.

Go into it as blind as you can if possible and enjoy the ride.

It’s highly probable I will come back to rant about this game in the future.

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Game: Neon White Platform: PS4 Status: Almost Platinum (2 trophies left) Rating: Hidden Gem! Recommend?: DEFINITELLY!

Neon White. A game I had on my radar for a while.

I knew nothing about it. Just that it's a parkour card based FPS… And that it is highly praised.

It didn’t take much for me to fall in love with this speedrunning madness.

This game is beautiful. And I mean ABSOLUTELY beautiful. That game is so f*ckin pretty it shouldn’t be possible! And so addicting as well! The story is basic, BUT, it’s put in a very captivating way, mainly because of its lead characters.

White, Yellow, Violet and Red are so loveable that there is literally no way for you to hate their stereotypes.

The game’s levels are interspersed with visual novel elements filled with either serious story elements, or goofy character interactions. I must say I laughed quite a lot at the stupid jokes these characters make.

But the biggest pro of this game are the boss fights.

There are three in the whole game but I’d say they are one of the best, most interesting and perfectly placed boss fights I EVER experienced. And it’s fair to note I finished Dark Souls 1 and 3 and Bloodborne. Every boss encounter is perfectly placed in the narrative. It has stakes, it feels like a battle between you and your enemy on equal levels, and each and every encounter between you two feels like you both got better and better. The culmination of your fight is amazing as well.

I needed to collect my dropped jaw from my lap quite a few times.

And the level design? Mesmerizing… Simply, mesmerizing. From the first level to the last, the locations are distinct, they have unique themes and soundtracks and they are just gorgeous. I couldn’t recommend you Neon White more. It’s quite a short game. Go give it a try. 

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Game: Unpacking Platform: PC Status: 100% Rating: Great! Recommend?: DEFINITELLY! 

This game is one of the most chill games I have ever played. I pretty much finished it over one evening and I had a blast.

The amount of care that went into this game is insane. I especially love the meta narration this game does. The whole story is said through the items a person owns.

You follow a character from childhood to adulthood as they move from place to place. And you can tell so much about their family, partners, life, travels and achievements just from the stuff they own.

SLIGHT SPOILER

For example when your character gets their first partner, you find out that NOWHERE in their apartment is a room for the certificate they got in school. Nowhere. So this thing your character should and could be proud of goes where? under the bed… I must say that when I finally moved away from them, this was the first thing I searched for in the various boxes only to basically GLUE it to the wall in my living room. I was proud about them :3 And I wanted everyone to see what they achieved. And mainly my character, because they should be proud of themselves! :3

END OF SPOILER 

So, I’d definitely recommend you to play through the game. It's short, but it leaves you with memories. And I think that's what the game is ultimately about.

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Game: Corpse Party Platform: PS4 Status: Platinum Rating: Great! Recommend?: DEFINITELLY! 

I don’t usually play RPG maker-like games. Not a fan.

But this was a game I knew a long time about. The 4 episode long anime adaptation was one of the first animes I ever watched. So naturally, I wanted to play the OG. And oh boy it’s so good!

I Was surprised it captivated me so much I platinumed the game.

The additional stories that the new edition brings are great but the main story? Every character is distinct, has a great personality, and you genuinely care about each and every one of them.

It was insane to see how many emotions and feelings they put into a pixelated game. The game can even be quite terrifying and disturbing at times.

The port on PS4 I played was playing amazingly well. I would for sure recommend this game. I think I finished platinum in two days and I regret nothing. This game would deserve bigger recognition. 

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3) MEH at BEST 

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Game: Ghostwire Tokyo Platform: PS5 Status: Finished story Rating: 5/10 Recommend?: …Only if you REALLY WANT

So… Ghostwire Tokyo was a game I was looking forward to oh so much. You could say it was one of the titles because of which I got a PS5.

The setting looked interesting, the combat was a kung-fu based magic which was new and creative and I am a sucker for japanese folklore and horror. But this is probably the most lukewarm game I ever played.

One of my problems with it is the amount of blind mindless collectibles. This game is a disgusting collectathon. It’s insane how much crap they """force""" you to gather here.

On top of it, the story is kinda boring for the setting they made, and the combat is not as deep as it could be, so it gets boring and repetitive after a while.

If the game would be cut down to maybe like 10-ish hours, maybe it could get a higher ranking. But for it to have a completion rate of 100% at around 40 hours is a waste of time honestly.

I myself finished the game after 23 hours of a slight collecting and mainly story rushing and I was coming off of it bored as hell. I expected more from the creators of Resident Evil and the Evil Within series… Let’s see what will Slitherhead bring. Hopefully not another disappointment. 

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Here I will get into some hot takes so… bear with me. 

Okay, I am scared of the hate so… the next two games I think are amazing games at their high points. It's just that PERSONALLY I have so many gripes with both of them that I can't help but be disappointed after not only the studio’s history… But also the hype the people give it. 

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Game: Elden Ring Platform: PS4 Status: Trying to find my love for it Rating:  …meh(???) Recommend?: eh. I guess? But also no. But also yes.

I will probably dedicate a separate blog post to why I think Elden Ring is in theory two amazing games that just don't work together…

For short… The game is stunning. It’s responsive, it’s beautiful, it has AMAZING LORE (Duh, It’s Miyazaki and R. R. Martin), and it genuinely got me inspired to move my ass and work a bit on my own fantasy story…

But the game is so bloated, filled with filler stuff that becomes boring the second or third time you encounter it. The lack of direction that was amazing in previous entries is absolutely painful in this game, the exp drop from enemies is so low that basically the only thing you can do is grind out the roaming bosses, which will become boring so very quickly due to the repetitive nature of them.

I don't think ER is a bad game. Not at all. I just think calling it Fromsoft’s best is more than an overstatement.

I am still trying to find my love for the game. As I said, the world is probably one of the most amazing, beautiful and stunning worlds I have ever seen. Margit, the fell omen, is one of my most favorite bosses of all time and I spent hours just gawking at the views this game gives you… but there is so much crap that just doesn’t work that I can’t but be disappointed at what I was delivered after such insane praise this game got. Bloodborne still stands tall as the BEST FromSoft’s title. 

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Game: Sekiro Platform: PS4 Status: Unfinished, abandoned. Rating: I have no idea tbh Recommend?: Try it out for sure. 

Another game that I was disappointed with because of the hype. My friend has beaten the game 4 times on release. He borrowed it to me, I got properly owned, returned the game and since then, my desire for revenge only grew.

I got the game, got owned pretty quickly again, and abandoned it again.

The third time I got into the game, something clicked and I stormed through the beginning of the game… But Very quickly I encountered a reocurring theme of me learning the boss patterns for hours, beating it, and then instead of being happy I finally did it, I only realized I will now go meet another roadblock.

I can safely say I hate the minibosses more than the bosses themselves.

I had a lot of fun with Lady Butterfly. Even so much I consider her one of the best bosses I went against as well. Genichiro was amazing too (Even though I hated how many times my butt was kicked), and Gyobu? Oh, that boss is amazing…

But the game simply didn’t click with me. I got all the way to Headless ape and then I figured this game won't be for me. It’s the type of game that either clicks for you and it’s a 10/10. Or doesn’t and it’s 3/10. And for me it’s the latter.

Amazing setting, mesmerizing and gorgeous locations, satisfying sound design of the parry and new interesting battle system buried under the fact that this is one of the most player-specific niche games out there.

Real shame.

I am sorry, Sekiro, I don’t know if I am disappointed in you or in myself… but I probably won’t be returning again… 

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So, that was it. IF you read all the way here, I thank you so very much.

Those were my feelings for the games I was able to play through 2023.

I will gladly hear your opinions on anything I mentioned.

Or what is your favorite game you played last year?

It’s possible I will come back to some games from this list in the future in a dedicated post. A lot of them deserve more attention.

And I am still trying to love Elden Ring so…

[crimsonwolf715]

You Are Definitely Not Fine

(Part of MCU Spiderman Stories)

Part One 

“What are the plans for today, Friday?” Tony asks as he walks towards the workshop to grab a few things. 

No response. 

“Friday?” 

“Sir, there’s a problem,” Friday says. 

“With your systems?” 

“No, sir. It’s Peter.” 

Dread fills Tony and he quickens his pace. “Where is he and what’s the problem?” 

“He’s in the lab, but his temperature is over one hundred degrees. I went offline for an update last night and I came back online this morning and he’s working in the lab with a high fever.” 

“Was he in the lab last night?” 

“Not when I went offline.” 

Tony bursts into the lab and Peter jumps a bit. 

“Mr. Stark, don’t scare me like that,” Peter says, sinking back into his seat. 

He gets back to what he was working on. 

“Peter, you shouldn’t be working with a fever,” Tony replies as he gets closer to Peter’s desk. 

“I’m alright, it’s just a headache.” 

“Friday says you’re running a fever.” 

Peter puts his hand against his head. “I feel a little warm, but that’s alright. I’ll just work through it. I’ve got stuff due and my suit needs to be fixed. Karen keeps glitching on me and…” 

Tony puts a hand on Peter’s shoulder, putting a stop to his rambling. 

“You’re not working anymore until this fever breaks. Come on.” 

“No thanks, I’m good, Mr. Stark.” 

Tony and Peter stare at each for a minute, both a little shocked at his response. 

“Look, this is for your own good, kid. Come on and let’s get you upstairs and settle. The quicker you get better, the quicker you can get back to your projects. Also, I’ll have Friday look over Karen’s program and see if there’s anything wrong. Sound good?” 

Peter nods. “Yeah, okay. I’m a little tired. I could rest for a bit.” 

“Good, let’s get going then.” 

Tony starts walking towards the elevator, keeping his attention on Peter. Peter gets exactly one step away from the desk before he faceplants. Tony runs over there. 

“I don’t think my legs are cooperating,” Peter says. “And I feel kinda sick now.” 

Tony helps Peter to his feet and then helps him to the elevator. Peter gags as the elevator starts going up. 

“I’m not gonna throw up,” Peter mumbles. 

“It’s okay if you do,” Tony says. “There are people that clean the place.” 

Peter opens his mouth to respond, then covers his mouth as he gags again. The elevator opens and Tony leads Peter to the couch. He grabs a trash can and pulls it over to Peter. 

“If you actually throw up, try to throw up in this. On the other hand, it’s fine if you miss.” 

Peter nods. Tony’s phone starts ringing, so he looks at it. 

He answers. “Hey, hot stuff.” 

“Hi, Tony. Why did I just get an email saying that the address got canceled?” 

“That was Friday, and it’s because I’m not going. I’m with the kid, he’s sick.” 

“How sick? Is he fine?” 

Peter starts throwing up in the trash can. 

“He’s definitely not fine, he’s throwing up,” Tony says. “Can you just tell me what to do, Pepper?” 

“What’s his temperature?” Pepper asks. 

“Friday, what’s his temperature now?”

 “It’s one hundred two right now, sir.” 

“Did you hear her?” 

“Yes, I did. He may have to go to the hospital, Tony. That’s a high fever, especially to have come on so rapidly. Have him take something and try and see if he can sweat it out. If his fever doesn’t start to break in a couple hours, take him to the hospital.” 

Peter’s not throwing up anymore, which is good. 

“Okay, I will. Thank you, hot stuff.” 

“You’re welcome. I’ll be back in five hours.” 

“Alright. Hopefully I’ll be here. Bye.” 

“Bye.” 

Tony hangs up, then goes back over to Peter. Peter’s sipping the water, obviously trying not to make himself throw up again. Tony stays there with Peter until Pepper arrives at the compound almost seven hours later. 

Tony heads out to greet Pepper and Happy. When Pepper gets out of the car, she smiles at him. 

Tony smiles back. “What took so long?” 

“Delay at the airport. It’s dealt with and we’re here, so no reason to worry. How’s Peter?” 

“His fever started to break at the two hour mark, and his fever’s almost gone now,” Tony says. “You’ll be proud to know I never left the kid’s side except now to come meet you at the door.” 

“I am proud of you,” Pepper says. “I’m sure Happy is too.” 

Happy gets out of the car. 

“Is the kid okay?” he shouts. 

“Yeah, Peter’s alright!” Tony turns to Pepper. “Man, you’d think he cares.” 

“Stop it, Tony. You know he does.” 

Tony opens the door to the compound and Pepper walks in. Happy runs in, so Tony follows suit. When they get up to the top floor, Peter’s eyes are open from where he’s laying on the couch. 

“Hey, sleepyhead,” Tony says. 

Peter blinks, then waves. Tony smiles for a moment, then heads into the kitchen. Tony can hear Pepper and Happy talking to Peter, but can’t make out what they’re actually saying. He comes back with a glass of water and it looks like Peter is trying to hide. Neither of them are close and they’re not talking loudly. 

Tony goes over and taps him. “Hey, what’s your problem?” 

Peter just makes a huffy noise. 

Tony snickers, then shakes his head. “He’s fine, I guess. Just probably still tired.” 

“Yeah, we should give him some space,” Pepper says. “Just keep checking up on him to make sure that he stays on the right track.” 

Happy nods, and they go their separate ways. 

Part Two 

“I’m here, Mr. Stark,” Peter says as he walks into Tony’s lab in the compound. “Where’s Ms. Potts? I didn’t see her in her office like I normally do.” 

“She’s visiting her parents. Since they hate me with every fiber of their being, I usually opt to stay here so it doesn’t turn into a stressful event for Pepper,” Tony says from under a desk. 

He sounds off.  

“You alright?” 

“Yeah, I’m fine.” 

Tony moves out from underneath the desk and Peter can immediately tell that something is very wrong. Mostly because the workshop is very warm and Tony’s shaking, like he’s cold. Peter jogs over, then situates the glasses Tony gave him that have Karen built into them. 

“Are you sure? It looks like…” 

Peter reaches up and puts his wrist against Tony’s forehead with no warning. The senior doesn’t flinch away, just looks a little curious. 

“You’re warm,” Peter says. “Friday, what’s Mr. Stark’s temperature?” 

“His temperature is currently one hundred and two, but it’s been rising since he came into the workshop,” Friday answers. 

Peter grabs Tony’s hand and starts leading him towards the door. 

“Where are we going?” Tony asks. 

“Upstairs. You’ve got a fever, so you need medicine and rest,” Peter answers. “Thank you, Friday. Can you alert anyone upstairs to our arrival?” 

“Nobody will be in the compound this weekend. Everyone has other plans and places to stay.” 

“Oh wow, it’s just gonna be us then. Thanks again, Friday.” 

“My pleasure, Peter.” 

They get to the elevator and Peter pushes the button. 

“I’m fine,” Tony says. 

“Clearly not,” Peter replies. 

The elevator opens and Peter drags Tony inside. The ride to the top floor is silent, Peter anxiously taping his foot. Once they get up there, Peter gets Tony seated at the table in the dining room. 

“What are we doing here?” Tony asks. 

“I’m gonna get you something to eat if there’s anything and if there’s not, then you’re just gonna drink a glass of water and take something. Also, I need to text Aunt May. Karen, can you text May and tell her that I may be staying here at the compound overnight?” 

“Alright, done,” Karen says. 

“Thank you much.” 

“So you like the glasses with Karen?” Tony asks, then coughs. 

“Of course I do, Mr. Stark. They’re amazing. Also, so much easier to text people like this.” 

Tony nods. Peter walks into the kitchen and starts searching for food. 

“Why is it that the only food here is Kraft Mac & Cheese?” Peter asks. 

“How am I supposed to know?” Tony replies. “I don’t buy food unless I need to.” 

“It’s fine, the water and meds will be fine. Friday, can you set up a grocery list? I’ll go with Happy later or something.” 

“The list is already made. Happy had plans to go shopping later.” 

“Oh, well there’s that.” 

Peter goes and grabs the meds out of the bathroom, then heads back into the kitchen. Tony starts coughing again. He gets a cup of water and heads back into the dining room. He puts them on the table in front of Tony. Tony takes the meds, then puts his head on the table. 

“I’m fine. It’s probably just a little cold.” 

Tony then starts violently coughing. 

“You see, you’re not fine,” Peter says. 

“I’m fine,” Tony wheezes out once he stops coughing. 

“You’re not fine, you’re coughing up your lungs, Mr. Stark.” 

Tony sighs. “There’s nothing I can do to get you to let me back into my lab, is there?” 

“Absolutely not. Come on, let’s get you to bed now.” 

Peter leads Tony to his room and Tony just obediently follows. Peter hands Tony pajamas. 

“You get changed and I’m gonna grab water. Do you want a book or something that is not a project?” 

Tony shakes his head, so Peter heads back out of the room. After walking the easy path to the kitchen, he gets a cup of water. He looks around, not used to the compound being quiet. 

“Friday, when I come back can you turn on quiet music? Don’t care what type, whatever you have on hand.” 

“Of course, Peter.” 

“Thank you.” 

He walks back into Tony’s room and he’s sitting on the bed, clearly lost in thought. “Hey, Mr. Stark.” 

“Hey, kid.” 

Peter puts the water on the nightstand. 

“Do you need anything else before I leave you to get some rest?” Peter asks. 

“No,” Tony answers. “Thanks, kid.” 

“You’re welcome. I’ll just be in the other room, so you can just let Friday know if you need anything and she’ll let me know.” 

Tony nods. 

Peter waits in the doorway until Tony’s fully settled in bed, then heads back into the living room. Tony’s workshop playlist starts playing once he’s seated on the couch. Peter smiles, then pulls out his homework to work on.

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tasm! peter coming in through the window to spend the night just to cuddle and talk after 1 or both of them had a bad day, he gives 10/10 cuddles and is a total lovebug

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ tasm! peter parker x fem! reader

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ uh well almost smut if not a little bit of smut i'm sorry i know that wasn't a part of the request i just got extra creative update this is smut so if you're under 18 DO NOT READ THIS I DONT WANT TO HAVE MY BLOG SHUT DOWN.

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ i feel awful for this boy at every turn bc oh my god why can none of the peter parker's catch a damn break. even the multiverse is fucking mean to them. the trauma anyways enjoy

join the gang!

It was a particularly nice night outside, the wind was blowing creating a nice breeze that came into your room from under the window that was cracked slightly to bring some cold air inside since it was so hot inside. You sat on your bed watching tv and doodling in a notebook ringer on your phone in case Peter or someone in your house needed something knowing that no one was going to get out of bed. That’s when you heard an “ow!” come from the short balcony that came off of your room. Chuckling you put your notebook away properly placing the pencils in the cup on your nightstand. Moving the blanket off your body you put your legs off the side of your bed watching to see who could possibly be saying ow right next to your window.

“Hello Peter.” You whispered yelled as you saw a body tumble up to the window before accidentally kicking it up against the wall breaking the glass and the frame as he rolled out of the window onto the floor.

“Since when did your mom start a little window garden?” Peter took off his mask, shaking his head around running a hand through his hair trying to straighten out his appearance a little even though he was clearly exhausted.

“Oh god what did you do?” You laughed as he rolled around on the floor like a dog before getting up and shaking his foot around that had some dirt on the suit.

“I may have stepped in a pot and then another one before realizing what was sitting there, don’t worry I’ll get her some new ones.” Peter walked over and sat on the edge of the bed with you as you laughed at his little story.

“You gonna help me put in a new window too?” You pointed at the glass that was now all over the floor and the frame was bent up into the wall. Peter let out a breath hanging his head not realizing that he had done that.

“Yes, I’m sorry it’s just been a long day.” Peter threw himself onto the bed, handing you his mask, closing his eyes. You laid down next to him reaching up to your nightstand again to put the mask in your top drawer where it always was when Peter came over so that it didn’t get lost.

“Why? What’s going on?” You turned your heads towards his encouraging him to do the same by taking a hand and touching his face to gently touch his cheek.

“It just feels like everywhere I go I get beat up. I go to work and have to take pictures, usually of myself, and sometimes those aren’t even good enough. It seems like I always pick the wrong one. Or I’m late because I am trying to do Spiderman stuff and take pictures for Peter Parker stuff. Then during the Spiderman stuff I am always getting my ass handed to me before I have any if any success. Like today I sat through and had to pick pictures of myself for an article that was basically calling me a killer. Then on top of that I had to pick through other pictures to add to other articles that no one else is gonna read because I’m on the front page labeled as a possible murderer.” Peter sounded exhausted and really upset by what he had read and even if that wasn’t what he was trying to sound like his face said it all. That blank far off stare his lips folded in turning his face farther into the bed.

“But you don’t kill anyone babe, that’s just bullshit. I’m sorry it;s all taking a toll on you, I hate seeing you all stressed out just remember that you are the people's hero whether the newspaper says it or not. You are always my hero and I think it’s neat you get to take pictures of yourself even though it’s for a bullshit reason. Just remember that you get money for it and that you still get to take pictures. But remember that if you hate doing it you can always quit you’re a smart boy and you’re amazing at everything. You need to take that suit off and get in bed, you look tired.” You sat up grabbing his hand to try and pull him up with you. But he laid down like dead weight.

“Hey I thought you liked the suit?” Peter laid there propping his head up just a little cocking his head to the side.

“I think we both know I like it better off.” You scrunched up your nose smiling at him as he laughed back at you sitting up on his own holding your hand that still held his. Then to try and convince him to take it off even more you took your hands from his placing yours on his chest.

“Alright it’s it’s coming off.” Peter stood up quickly stumbling around almost tripping over objects including the bed all over the room almost throwing himself out the window again.

“Slow down Spiderman, you're gonna hurt yourself. Or you’re gonna wake someone up and have to hide in the closet or under the bed again.” You laughed at him as he hopped around the room, not being quiet in the least.

“Sorry sorry.” He stood with his suit halfway off his chest and upper body fully exposed arms now out with his palms facing you listening closer to make sure he hadn’t woken anyone up that was sleeping in your house.

Peter creeped around hopping in a quiet little circle taking off the bottom of his suit and then began to fold it in order to hide it better just in case someone were to unlock the door in the morning. You pointed to under the bed where it was supposed to go and he hurried up to shove it under the bed. The moment it was under the bed he jumped on top of you holding your waist with one hand the other was keeping himself from crushing you.

“Peter, you need to sleep.” You mumbled against his lips as he continued to kiss you and grab at your waist hand moving down to your thigh.

“Want me to stop?” Peter whispered in your ear as he continued down your neck kissing and biting from your jawline all the way down to your collarbone moving up and down over and over again in a fast pace.

“I-I want. God Parker. You are not helping me say no.” You gasped as Peter grabbed your breast and the bottom of your shirt as he pulled at it to take it off your body.

“Yknow what would make me feel better?” Peter was no longer touching you, just hovering above you looking down with a smile on his face.

“No I don’t. Enlighten me.” Your smile was wide and your tongue was in between your teeth before Peter went to speak he breathed out a lot of air into your neck once more.

His utterances aren't loud enough to be heard outside the confines of the room. You can barely hear them yourself, to be honest. Nobody is going to hear your talk because of the blowing air from the window hole in your wall and the sound coming from your wall-mounted tv. "I'll enlighten you right now. But if-if you don’t want to say no and I will stop.”

You've never had to say no to him, he's never made you feel uneasy, and he always knows what to do and when to do it. Instead, you simply nod and return your gaze to the ground. Peter continues from where he left off. He continued to move fast downward, lifting your shirt off your body, but altered positions so that both of you were totally on the bed. His lips have just barely touched the center of your stomach, and he isn't going to stop until you tell him to. His hands are now at your sides, applying pressure onto your hips on the bed. When Peter slips your panties to the side and his mouth from your stomach to your clit in one motion, it catches you off guard. You take a deep breath and cover your mouth with your hands. He licks a stripe up your pussy again, murmuring as he does so, pausing to delicately tickle your clit with his teeth this time. With his tongue, he soothes over the playful bite, making you squirm. Peter effortlessly hooks both of your legs over his shoulders, his face pushed into your center. He licks every inch of your skin with his tongue. He encircles your clit with his tongue, sucking at the sensitive nub. You have enough confidence in yourself to take one hand away from your mouth and grasp his dark hair, tugging it passionately. You work hard to be quiet, even if all you want to do is call him by his name and tell him how wonderful everything is. When someone knocks on your door, you're so close to letting out a gentle whimper; it's just at the back of your throat, ready to run over your lips and thank Peter.

“Hey, are you okay? You didn’t answer your phone, we heard glass break and texted you but you didn’t respond.” Peter halted at the sound of your fathers voice looking up at you with huge eyes.

“Uhm, yeah no I’m good it was my fault I accidentally knocked my window with my uh phone actually, I went to throw my phone on my bed and over shot.” You took a deep breath in before speaking, your words coming out loudly as you cleared your throat a bit.

“Oh my god do you need help cleaning up the glass?” You could hear your dad leaning on the door as his voice grew.

“N-no I got it all and I just I just,” Peter was motioning toward the bathroom in your room trying to help you find the excuse you were looking for.

“Brushed my teeth?” Even you sounded confused as to why he was pointing towards the bathroom. Peter rolled his eyes, shaking his head violently.

“What?” Your dad whisper yelled outside the door just as confused as you did.

“Shower! I just got out of the shower.” Peter made a motion to say “glad you figured that out”, you smacked your knee against his head.

“Oh okay well tomorrow after I get home from work I’ll go in and make sure it’s all cleaned up. Hey, I meant to talk to you about this earlier but have you read the Daily Bugle today?” Your dad wasn’t about to come in the room after hearing you had been in the shower but he clearly wasn’t done talking. But Peter wasn’t about to make you hear all about that again. Instead Peter's tongue lunges out again, licking at you. Your hold on returns to his hair head thrown back on the bed again.

You take a deep breath, but it's wobbly. You must remind yourself to relax and breathe. With Peter and his amazing tongue between your thighs, both of those things are difficult. "No I haven’t, why?”

Peter's lips encircle your clit , and then one of his hands departs from your hips to join his mouth in between your legs. When your hips buck up off the bed and you squirm, he shoves two fingers into you, chuckling quietly as your father continued to pester you,

“Spiderman killed someone, can you believe that? He might be catching criminals but he is damn close to becoming one. You ever see him around you go in the other direction.”

You have absolutely no idea what he’s talking about, in fact at that moment you had no clue who Spiderman was but you don’t question it knowing that if he was standing outside the door still talking that he found it important. “Yeah, sure I prom-” When Peter sticks his tongue into your hole, you cut yourself off. “Promise,” you finish.

“Okay good, I don’t want you caught in that dumbass kids crossfire.” He sounded serious that time but you didn’t barely hear him, you couldn’t focus on both things at once. For a brief moment, you mistook your father's departure for the end of the conversation. Until he says something such as, "Hey, are you still hanging out with that Parker kid?"

“Y-yes and we don’t hang out, he's my boyfriend has been for a really long time now.” When Peter's name is mentioned, he pauses. His two fingers are still buried deep inside you, and his lips still wrapped around your clit, but he lifts his head enough to look at you and cock an eyebrow up.

“I don’t like him, he seems shifty, kinda strange.” Your father mumbled out not sure what all to say not wanting to upset you at all.

“He’s just shy dad.” Peter chuckles at what you've said. He nibbles at your clit before sucking the sensitive bud again, his tongue flicking out every now and then to tease it. Peter's fingers begin to move again, softly thrusting in and out of you, but it's evident he hasn't fully shut out the discussion.

“Well I could tell that I just, something about him makes me feel off.” Peter sinks his teeth into your clit once more, this time with a little more force, but not enough to injure you. It was enough to make your pelvis buck up into his face. You're keeping yourself quiet by biting firmly on your bottom lip with your teeth. He presses his fingers into you, a sensitive area in your body. Peter uses his free arm to hold you on the bed as you wiggle again.

"Dad, he's a lovely guy. If you’d just talk to him every once in a while-" Peter has now added his tongue to join his two fingers, so you can't continue your sentence.

“All I’m happy about is that he’s a nerdy little bastard so I don’t have to worry about him getting in your pants.” Peter pulls his fingers out of your body until only the tips are visible. Without warning, he rams them back in, his tongue diving into you as well.

You can't stop the moan from coming out. It's quiet, ideally quiet enough to keep what's going on behind the closed door a secret. "Yeah, I know dad," you say, trying to pass it off as a sigh of relief.

“You sound tired, I’m gonna let you go to bed. I’ll look for extra glass in the morning, goodnight.” You could hear your dad's body coming up off the door.

Peter's brow furrows as he locks eyes with you once more. He draws his mouth away from you and licks his lips before smiling brightly, evidently humoured with what you just said. His fingers, on the other hand, are still inside you, crooking up to touch that delicious place time and over. You're on the verge of cumming. The knot in your stomach is ready to untangle. Peter's tongue flicks at your clit as his mouth wraps around it once more. You can hear footsteps outside your door, and while you still need to be quiet, you don't have to be concerned about your father being exactly outside your door. You're cumming minutes later, thanks to Peter's lips on your clit and his fingers going in and out of you. As you achieve your release, you clutch at Peter's hair, murmuring his name. Peter licks his fingers clean as he takes them out. He nods and returns his mouth to your thighs and lapping your pussy clean. He starts kissing your inner thighs once he's satisfied. He leaves a few minor blemishes, but nothing that won't fade away in a few days. He then works his way back up your abdomen, between your chest, and under your neck till he's face to face with you.

“So I’m a nerdy little bastard?” Peter laughed above you as he remembered the part of the conversation that shocked him the most.

“Shut up.” You touched his face with your hands pulling it down to kiss him hard.

“I can’t get in your pants huh?” Peter was moving his head from side to side looking you up and down, making his way forward so that you were positioned with your thighs between his eyes looking down at your naked body.

“Peter shhh cmon, you gonna let me return the favor?” You tried to drive him away from the conversation not wanting to have to go over the conversation.

“Tomorrow morning, not right now we both need sleep, you look like you’re about to pass out.” Peter winked at you before getting up and going to the dresser. “So you brushed your teeth and threw your phone at the window?”

“Okay that first one was your fault, pointing at the bathroom what does that even mean? Secondly if I didn’t say that he would have asked me why I didn’t answer my phone.” You explained to Peter curious as to what he was doing until he pulled out a shirt that was his and threw it in a ball at your direction. Then he opened another drawer.

“Everyone knows that means shower, especially right then. And alright I’ll give you that one but I have no idea as to how you’re gonna explain the pots broken with footprints up the side of the building to your mother.” Peter pulled out a fresh pair of underwear from your drawer throwing them at you as well.

“I’ll just tell her that I got bored I guess because I don’t know what else to say about that one.” You laughed putting on the clothes he had provided for you before he jumped into bed, grabbing the comforter and pulling it over himself, grabbing you and pulling you under as well.

“You’re adorable when you’re half asleep.” You yawned as Peter pulled you onto his chest to rest your head, wrapping his arms around your body.

“So are you Peter Parker, you spending the night?” You jokingly asked him as he kissed your temple.

“Yes of course I am.” Peter snuggled you closer into his body as he reached up to turn off the lamp that was blaring in the two of your eyes. He pulled the blanket even further up your body as he laid his chin on top of your head. Peter continued to kiss your forehead, running his hands up and down your arms. Your back pressed against his bare chest which was incredibly warm, his heartbeat was a pattern against your back which made you even more tired. He was holding your hands in front of your body, the two of you were as close as you could be with clothes between your bodies.

“I love you Parker.” You looked up and kissed his lips lightly.

“I love you too Y/n.” Peter scrunched up his nose and looked forward at the TV as he started to close his eyes and drift off to sleep. Happy he got to talk to you and even more happy that he got to make you happy…

[makkarisbelova]

Y’all my jaw is still ON THE FLOOR I am so fucking ecstatic that we are getting MATT MURDOCK BACK!!! We’re getting him in She-Hulk, we’re getting him in Echo, but most importantly we’re getting 18 FULL EPISODES OF DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN!!!

Now as soon as I saw that title it had me so stoked because, if you didn’t already know, one of the most iconic Daredevil comics in existence is Frank Miller’s Daredevil: Bon Again. However, season 3 of Daredevil was already (very) loosely based off of this comic which made me confused as to why they would name the new series this as well. But there are so so SO many things that happen in Born Again that never happened in season 3 and so many potential things that they could do in these 18 episodes so I’m going to break down the stuff they might end up including in the show! Let’s get into it:

So in Born Again, Fisk is still very much the main villain which would make sense considering Marvel’s re-introduction of Kingpin in Hawkeye so they clearly need him for a reason. Fisk in this comic is BRUTAL though. He makes Matt’s life a living hell. Matt’s identity gets exposed, Fisk has Matt’s accounts frozen, forces him into homelessness, and frames him for bribing a witness which he doesn’t end up getting arrested for but still gets disbarred. (He also ends up working at a diner— that later then gets blown up but that’s not the point— which I think would be so funny to see in the new series, because Charlie’s Matt is so not the waitor type and so he’d have such a “fuck my life” expression while taking orders— plus the blind waitor jokes would probably be numerous LOL)

Now I know we’ve already seen Fisk vs. Matt and if they were to simply bring that rivalry back I think it might be a bit tired, but I think the idea of Matt Murdock’s identity being exposed would be a really interesting element to play around with in the show because heroes like the Avengers and the majority of the heroes from phases 1-3 were accustomed to their human identities being known and it was the norm, so having it be an adjustment for Matt would be kind of fun. Plus, Peter in NWH met him and Matt represented him so even though he’s technically supposed to have forgotten Peter, maybe Spiderman popping in to help him through the tough bits of being known might help? And it would be the perfect way to have Peter re-introduce himself!! Just saying!! (she says casually, while secretly trying to manifest it in her head with the determination of a thousand suns)

Obviously there are other parts of Born Again I reaaaaally do NOT see them ever adapting, such as the part where Karen flees to New Mexico and gets AIDS from being a solicitor, and Matt’s other girlfriend breaks up with him and then hooks up with Foggy as like a rebound thing which just— no. The Nelson & Murdock we know have a bromance too strong for that shit.

But who knows? There are plenty of things that happen in this comic so there’s a lot of potential, and there are hundreds other comics they can pull inspo from— and that’s not even including what they’ve already set up in the MCU!!! Let me know your thoughts on what you’re hoping to see in the series!

[dilf-whore]

a jump back

pairing: tobey!peter parker x f!reader

genre: fluff

summary: a night with your husband after a long day from the park with your kids; takes place after nwh

A/N: i hope you guys enjoy this, this is my second fic hehe. i really want to write something about life with peter parker at this age (his age in nwh) and i also  don’t see enough fics for tobey’s spiderman so here ya go! 

requested: no

requests are OPEN

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✧

“goodnight, i love you both”

you settle your son and daughter in their respective beds after spending the whole day in the park they finally lay on their beds and fell asleep almost immediately. 

you and peter decided to bring your kids to the park to finally have some bonding time together and take a break from the busy and crazy week you guys had. the kids schoolwork got a bit demanding, your boss has been loading you with so much work, and not just that your husband suddenly showed more like teleported up to your home with a stab wound rambling as if he has forgotten that he’s in pain about the multiverse: how he met other peter parkers, how he met otto again and his other enemies from the past and that magic exists!

“honey that’s amazing but we need to tend on that wound you have, how did you even get stabbed?” you ask worriedly, examining his wound.

“oh the green goblin did, but it’s all good! don’t worry” he reassures.

“are you sure? let’s get you all cleaned up then, you can tell me all about this multiverse and magical wizard stuff”.

✧

you went to your shared bedroom with peter who was reading something on his laptop.

he felt your presence and as he settles down his laptop, he pats the space beside him motioning you to come lay with him.

“what’s in that mind of yours?” you ask as you lay comfortably beside him.

“just wondering how the other peter parkers are doing, especially the young one”

“i also wonder where otto is and the rest are, i thought they would come back again here in our universe but they didn't. i want to know if they got another chance in a different universe” he adds.

“i think they’ve gotten another chance to live a better life, probably in a different universe to not mess up our timeline. you know, like in movies where time travelers have that rule to not show yourself to anyone from the past or future cause it’ll destroy things” you look at him, holding his hand.

“hmm, i guess so” rubbing your hand and looking at your marriage ring.

he sits up and suddenly lets out a small giggle, “why? what’s wrong?” you look at him confused to the sudden action. 

“nothing i just remember when doc connors would tell me to focus and stop staring at you in class” he smiles at the memory.

“oh yeah i remember you were a real creep staring like that” you tease.

you both laugh, reminiscing the times when you were younger. remembering how you thought peter was pining over your friend MJ surprised and blushing like a fool when he asked you to go to the museum together.

“you know, if it weren't for doc octavius and connors, i wouldn't have the guts to ask you out” he says, looking at you lovingly.

“well i’m glad you did. look at us now, married with two beautiful kids” you reply giving a peck on his lips.

you both look at each other, feeling content with each other’s presence, admiring one another.

you and peter continued talking about things from when you were younger, looking back on your experiences: from the wholesome to the cringey memories. 

peter was more than grateful to have you beside him, for spending and sticking together no matter what. he just adores you so much; for giving him an amazing family, for listening to his nonsense, and for everything you’ve done for him.

let me know your thoughts/feedbacks send them to me here ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵

[1kook]

spiderman jk and his best friend just pining for each other like 2 idiots

Your bra is halfway across the room when Jungkook slips through the window. “Oh my go—“ The natural lifespan of your terrified shriek is cut short when you remember your roommate is on the other side of the hall, clapping a hand over your mouth as Jungkook whirls around to face the window, hiding his face in the curtains. “Have you ever heard of a front door?” you hiss instead, rushing to pull a shirt on as Jungkook slumps sadly against the floor.

“I’m sorry,” he cries, his voice now muffled by the lofi playlist that comes filtering out of your laptop. Full volume, which is asking a lot of the old dinosaur, but you really do need to drown out his voice. If your roommate were to find out he was here, there would be no reasonable explanation as to why your longtime crush just crawled through your seventh-floor window. Jungkook also knows this— well, not the crush part —so he drops to a mumble. “I didn’t think you’d be changing!”

Arms crossed, you level him with a fiery glare. “It’s nearly midnight,” you snark, trying to ignore the bright red bra at his feet lest you combust on the spot. Jungkook is apparently trying to do the same, ever so nonchalantly toeing the article off to the side as he reaches for the zip on the back of his suit. His mask had been off before he swung into your room, but you’re not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. You know it gives him heightened vision, so sharp and precise he can spot a needle in a haystack, and that he’s practically blind without it on, so maybe it’s a good thing. His extra pair of round glasses make their appearance now, procured from the book bag he stuffs behind your apartment’s dumpster for whenever he needs to make a quick change. With them on, his already huge Bambi eyes look bigger than ever. “What do you want?”

His cheeks are red, both from swinging around the city and walking in on you topless, and when he answers, he’s got the biggest pouty lips you’ve ever seen. “Just wanted to talk,” he says, mindlessly picking at a cut that’s running along his cheekbone. You reach for your emergency first aid kit, shuffling closer to Jungkook as he wiggles his arms out of his suit. He pushes it down to his waist, his lean body on display, and it takes more effort than you’d like to admit to ignore that. You force yourself to look at his face, gently dabbing an alcohol wipe against his cheek.

“You could talk to me tomorrow,” you point out, wincing along with him; with his growing popularity, there’s been an increase in petty crimes around the city, reckless teenagers trying to catch him off guard. You worry about him. “We have a seminar together at noon. Speaking of which,” you say, reaching for a Hello Kitty bandaid that makes Jungkook smile. “Did you finish your essay?”

Unexpectedly, his smile is replaced with a tired flick of his gaze your way. You’d been expecting a groan of annoyance, a huff, a childish little whine. It’s what Jungkook usually does, smooths over all his mistakes with a playful laugh. But today he can’t shake the fatigue, the droop of his eyes, the ache in his bones. His chest rises and falls with each breath, but they’re slow and labored— painful. “Kook?” you call out, placing a hand over his.

Jungkook leans forward. For a moment, you almost think he’s passed out, his forehead pressed against your shoulder. “I’m tired,” he confesses in a quiet voice, softer than need be. You almost don’t hear him, and you’re right in front of him. “I just… I want to go to sleep.” Between school, work, and his nightly patrols, you have to wonder when the last time he had a decent night’s sleep was.

Your hand glides up around the nape of his neck, fingers burying themselves in his hair. He smells like outside and like his suit, a little bit like blood too. “You can always sleep here,” you whisper, even though the mere suggestion is enough to make your heart pound like never before, beating in your throat and in your ears. “I’ll keep the window open for you.”

“Yeah?” he murmurs, turning his head, lips grazing the base of your neck. You bite down on a shudder. Jungkook falters. “I don’t wanna bother you,” he frowns, drawing away to level you with that sad puppy gaze of his. His glasses slip down the bridge of his nose.

You nudge them up. “You won’t bother me— you never bother me,” you assure him, flashing him a mellow smile.

Jungkook hesitantly returns it. “I mean, I’m sure I do,” he jokes quietly, leaving behind whatever that alarming gloom from before was. “I literally just walked in on you naked.”

You choke on your own saliva. “That— it was an accident,” you stammer, matching the flustered expression on his face. “It’s— it’s whatever!”

“Yeah,” he agrees with a nod, glaring a hole into the floor beside your knee. “An accident! It was just— you know, I should’ve knocked,” he rambles, fiddling with the fabric pooling at his waist, gaze shyly flickering up to meet yours. You nod along hurriedly, nearly break your neck from how hard you nod. “Next time I’ll knock! Yeah, I’ll just— you have really nice boobs”— you gasp —“I mean! You’re just— pretty! Yeah, that’s, um. You know, actually, I remembered I have to, uh, wash my cat? See you, bye!”